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[instrumental music]

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[music continues]

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[tires screeching]

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[music continues]

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[instrumental music]

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Sir Percy, look. Look over
   there, Sir Percy. Look.

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Oh, it's too bad.

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Come along, gentlemen.

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[indistinct chattering]

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It was only the year
      before last..

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[car honking]

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Thank you, Shuttleworth.
    You drove beautifully.

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And if anyone
      tells you otherwise

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you're not to believe them,
  is that clear?

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Honestly, Louise.

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You're angry with me, Percy.

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I can't bear it
when you're angry

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so I should go back
where I came from.

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- Shuttleworth..
  - No, no, no. Shuttleworth.

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I'm not angry with you,
    dearest Louise.

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Who could possibly
    ever be angry with you?

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But must I remind you
    that it's your birthday?

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I don't know, Percy,
must you?

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Eighty. Oh, eighty years old.

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It's magnificent.

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Many...many happy returns
       of the day.

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- And so say all of us, what?
 - Happy birthday, mother dear.

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- Who's that?
         - Gilbert.

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Gilbert who?

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Your son, Gilbert.

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Oh, yes, the one
       I never recognize.

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Are there any more
       sons of mine here?

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No-no, they're all indoors.

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I'm sorry
 I didn't notice you, Gilbert.

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I saw you
    but I didn't notice you.

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[chuckles]

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What a wonderful
old lady she is.

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Yes.

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Great news.
   My publisher is ecstatic.

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He wants me to start on
 your biography without delay.

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"Lady L the portrait
     of a very great lady"

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is the title
  already chosen for the work.

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I am intensely proud
      to be able to place

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my humble talents
       at your disposal.

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My dear...my darling Louise.

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♪ For she's
      a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For she's
    a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For she's
      a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ And so say all of us

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♪ And so say all of us

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♪ And so say all of us

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♪ For she's
      a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ For she's
    a jolly good fellow ♪

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♪ She's a jolly good fellow

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♪ And so say all of us ♪

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Why do you look so pained,
my love?

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I love music.

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Thank you very much.

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[indistinct chattering]

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And now, may we have
   a little silence, please?

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It was under this very dome

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'on that rotunda..'

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...that Edwin Garland Daubony
 Fitzmaurice Dane-Brown, Dane

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...ninth Duke of Lendale..

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...confronted the, uh..

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...confronted the Roundheads
  in the year of Grace...1648.

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And uttering
      the glorious words--

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I want some cake.

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- Uttering the glorious words--
- I want some cake!

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He wants some cake.
Do hurry up.

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Here we have Louise,
      a Frenchwoman.

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(Percy)
    'I'm sure she'll forgive
    my putting it that way.'

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And yet she, this woman..

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...with a different background
 and other habits

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in marrying a Lendale

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became as ferociously devoted
 to an adopted cause

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as any native-born member
   of this ancient stock!

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(all)
             Yeah.

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I have in my hand

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a telegram
    from Buckingham Palace.

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[all clapping]

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You will notice, Your Grace

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that even this message
is addressed

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to the beloved,
     if inaccurate nickname

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the whole of England
    knows you by, "Lady L."

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[clapping]

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My dear family and friends.

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Now, just a little more
    this way, Your Grace.

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Perhaps, a trace of a smile,
  don't laugh.

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I told you to avoid the neck.

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[click]

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There is..

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There is only one thing

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I am unable to deny

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in dear Percy's
       flattering address

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and that is that I am French.

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[all laughing]

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Naturally, I am
    very pleased with my family.

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While Percy was talking

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I counted four generals

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'an admiral, a bishop'

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'a minister of the Crown'

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a governor of
the Bank of England and, uh..

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'...and a handful
of black sheep'

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without which no self-respecting
family's complete.

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[all laughing]

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Ooh-la-la. French look!
Straight at the camera.

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(male
'Naughty, naughty.'

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[camera clicks]

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But of course

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the one who gives me the
greatest feeling of comfort

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is young Alfred.

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[camera clicks]

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At least Alfred
knows what he wants

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like his grandma.

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I want some cake too, Alfred.

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Alfred and I
      both want some cake.

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[instrumental music]

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They've done you proud,
         dear heart.

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But it's no more
               than you deserve.

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There's the "Tatler," "Field"

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the leader
in the "Horse and Hound."

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"The Times."

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Oh, I didn't see "The Times."

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There's nothing in it, my dear.

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But that is their way of being
extremely complimentary.

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Yes, it is.

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Ah! Well done, youngster.
Well done.

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You love England,
       don't you, Percy?

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Ah, England..

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It's a state of mind,
     you know, Louise?

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A state of soul.

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"That sweet intangible

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that most dear something
    always..

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...inches out of reach."
    As I once wrote.

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Oh, you've wrote that
          more than once, Percy.

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That's why they knighted you.

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I expect so.

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Well, I expect so.

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There you are, Nanny.

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Run the little blighter out.

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Thank you very much, Sir Percy.

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We mustn't forget
it's only a game, must we?

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Appearances.

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The more she wants to win..

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...the more she pretends
    she doesn't mind losing

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that's England, too.

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Uh...you wicked foreigner

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you've discovered
 one of our best kept secrets.

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'As I have no time for those'

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who pretend
     to dislike appearances

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society couldn't
      exist without them.

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I'm so glad you think so.

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Come.

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- Where are we going?
    - Into my summer house.

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Are you sure?

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You've never asked anyone
in there before.

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- Not since--
- Not since Dicky died, I know.

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I want you to be the first.

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Oh, Louise..

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Are you in love with me, Percy?

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You know I am.

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I haven't replaced
your mother. Have I?

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Oh, that was cruel,
             my darling.

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I only lost mama last year.

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At the age of 98.

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[scoffs]
    She nearly made her century.

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I admit I am
a little young as a replacement

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but I'll do my best. Come in.

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Why...I hardly dare.

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If you're going to write
my biography, you must.

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I may be able
to teach you something..

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...about appearances.

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[indistinct shouting]

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Close the door, Percy.

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Can't I draw the curtains?

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It seems such a pity,
 the one sunny day in the year

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when there's a little sunlight.

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Switch on the light.

180
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Hmm.

181
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Good heavens.

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Wait, you don't sleep
     in here, do you?

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- With whom?
      - Oh, incorrigible.

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Please forgive me.

185
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,286
What's that?

186
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A bomb.

187
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:33,191
Oh, please, Percy, Settle down.
You're making me nervous.

188
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Well, it's-it's,
not the bomb exactly.

189
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It's a...just a red light. I..

190
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I'm not used to it.

191
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Give in to it, Percy.
It's cheap and vulgar.

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Don't resist it if you wish
to learn about appearances.

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Real appearances.

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'Are you ready?'

195
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Yes.

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I was born Louise Baldinucci

197
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in the village of
Pietra Bianca, Corsica.

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00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,621
You're Corsican?

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00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:06,925
Like Bonaparte? I didn't know.

200
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:10,662
We came from neighboring
    villages, Napoleon and I

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but I did better than he.

202
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:18,636
I invaded England
   and conquered it...alone.

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But before I conquered England

204
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I had to do what he did

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and conquer France.

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00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,514
Why the red lights, you asked.

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00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,317
I'll try to explain.

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(Louise)
         My people came to Paris
         when I was a baby.

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00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,856
<i> (Louise)</i>
     <i> They were very poor.</i>

210
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,659
<i> I worked from my earliest</i>
  <i> youth, delivering laundry.</i>

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00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,428
<i> Much of it to a house.</i>

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00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:45,163
<i> (Percy)</i>
      <i> Laundry is usually</i>
      <i> delivered to houses</i>

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00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,231
<i> if I'm not mistaken?</i>

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00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,699
<i> (Louise)</i>
<i> This was not so much</i>

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00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,634
<i> a house as a house.</i>

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00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,969
<i> (Percy)</i>
        <i> I don't follow.</i>

217
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,303
<i> (Louise)</i>
     <i> A house full of girls</i>

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00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,472
<i> of all shapes and sizes.</i>

219
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,241
<i> And of every nationality.</i>

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<i> (Percy)</i>
  <i> Oh, I see.</i>
  <i> A kind of finishing school?</i>

221
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:02,046
<i> (Louise)</i>
  <i> Oh, is that what</i>
  <i> they call them in England?</i>

222
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:06,384
<i> Well, one day, the clients</i>
  <i> hadn't arrived yet--</i>

223
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,652
<i> (Percy)</i>
<i> Clients?</i>

224
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,654
<i> Clients? Good gracious!</i>

225
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,256
<i> You don't mean</i>
    <i> that you worked in a..</i>

226
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,526
<i> No, no. I cannot.</i>
    <i> I dare not believe it.</i>

227
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,060
Oh, don't smoke.

228
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:19,564
Alright, ladies,
     back into your rooms.

229
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,167
Alright, go. Go.

230
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,268
Come on, let's go.

231
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,702
Not you, Louise.
        You stay here.

232
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,037
Why are you keeping her back?

233
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,139
She's not even a member
    of the establishment.

234
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,207
She's a laundress?

235
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,342
I have my reasons.

236
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,978
You see, ladies,
we shall always be victimized

237
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,848
until we've organized
    ourselves into a union.

238
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,818
That's enough.
      Go into your rooms!

239
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,020
Long live socialized love!

240
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:42,854
[clapping]

241
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,790
Socialized love? What next?

242
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,326
Vote for women?
    I wouldn't be surprised.

243
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,364
Louise, you are in luck.

244
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,266
'Pantoufle, no peeping!'

245
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,570
Louise, you have taken
the fancy of His Excellency

246
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,506
Ambroise Gerome,
the minister of the interior.

247
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,808
- Isn't that wonderful?
    - Yes.

248
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,544
- Wonderful.
          - Hmm.

249
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,413
'You may come out,
Your Excellency.'

250
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,481
(Lecoeur)
    'Discretion is assured.'

251
00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,689
<i> Mademoiselle.</i>

252
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,024
I should congratulate you
   on your beauty.

253
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,361
But I feel I must congratulate
 nature even more.

254
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,996
[laughing]

255
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,066
[clock dings]

256
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,035
- Louise, do you realize--
   - Please, Lecoeur.

257
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:35,607
Am I to understand
   that you find me amusing?

258
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,141
Perhaps my manner
       of appreciating

259
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,377
your beauty is
       a little excessive

260
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,712
but that is only because

261
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,249
I have an extraordinary
    fine education.

262
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,516
Your Excellency--

263
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,186
Oh, she already
            calls me by my name.

264
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,821
No, I don't think
       you understand.

265
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,289
I don't belong here.

266
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,491
I deliver the laundry
   once a week and every time

267
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,427
<i>Monsieur</i>Lecoeur keeps me
waiting an hour for the receipt

268
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,596
and every time he tries
   to interest me in joining

269
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:02,667
the establishment by introducing
me to some old gentlemen.

270
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,768
Louise..

271
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,470
[sneezes]

272
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,438
Why do you run away from me?

273
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,807
I don't want to catch your cold.

274
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,713
The best wines are those
    which try our patience.

275
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,016
It is a sin to drink
      them too soon.

276
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,984
But when they are ready--

277
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,586
I don't follow you,
      Your Excellency.

278
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,322
That hardly surprises me,
   Lecoeur.

279
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:28,393
<i> Mademoiselle,</i>I fought
    a duel this morning

280
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,462
because my wife's lover
insulted my mistress

281
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,097
who happens to be his wife.

282
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,801
You can see that I will stop
at nothing to satisfy honor.

283
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,037
[sneezes]

284
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:43,007
(Ambroise)
  'If Lecoeur should hurt your
  feelings after I have gone'

285
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,575
'do not hesitate to communicate'

286
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:48,012
with me at, uh,
at this address.

287
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,214
In fact, do not hesitate
to communicate with me

288
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:54,052
even if Lecoeur<i>fails </i>
to hurt your feelings.

289
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,889
[chuckling]
Well, I will see myself out

290
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,458
since I'm incognito.

291
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,830
[instrumental music]

292
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,498
[bell dings]

293
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,500
Your Excellency.

294
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,409
What are you waiting for?

295
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,244
My receipt.

296
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,447
Ah.

297
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,417
(female
'You see, ladies,
that's what I call solidarity.'

298
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,187
Louise, you're a comrade.

299
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,823
If I stay here, I would be.

300
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,292
They call this the house of joy.

301
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,561
(Louisa)
'Where's the joy?'

302
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,496
'It's sad and it's sinister.'

303
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,231
You're very young, Louise.

304
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,834
I'm sure you still
       believe in the right man.

305
00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:44,569
Oh, yes, I do.

306
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,137
There is no right man.

307
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,539
There are only
        right men and wrong men.

308
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:52,343
You only say that because you
never had the courage to wait.

309
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,513
I even know
what he will look like.

310
00:16:55,548 --> 00:17:00,618
<i> (Louise)</i>
   <i> He won't be too small,</i>
   <i> so that I overpower him.</i>

311
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,956
<i> Or too tall, so that</i>
   <i> I can mother him at times</i>

312
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,025
<i> without looking ridiculous.</i>

313
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,329
<i> He'll never stoop</i>
<i> to anything low.</i>

314
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,801
<i> Unlike my father,</i>
<i> he won't drink or smoke.</i>

315
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,404
<i> He'll be wonderfully healthy.</i>

316
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,406
[screaming]

317
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,640
<i> (female
<i> Oh, Louise.</i>

318
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,708
<i> Louise, you've thought</i>

319
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,176
<i> of everything, haven't you?</i>

320
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,979
<i> And I suppose</i>
<i> he'll be immensely rich?</i>

321
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:30,081
<i> (Louise)</i>
<i> I don't care about wealth.</i>

322
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,317
<i> But I do know</i>
<i> he'll be clean and tidy.</i>

323
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:36,521
<i> Because he'll be</i>
    <i> married to a laundress.</i>

324
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,957
<i> And so he'll attract</i>
  <i> attention wherever he goes.</i>

325
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,161
<i> And make other men jealous.</i>

326
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,432
[instrumental music]

327
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,723
Now. I repeat. I repeat.

328
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,259
(man on radio)
        'I repeat. Now.'

329
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,697
Message received. Over.

330
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,566
Thank you.

331
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,067
Thank you.

332
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,346
[intense music]

333
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,491
- Is it him?
      - It's bound to be.

334
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,060
What business would
  a real tramp have in a bank?

335
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,763
That piece of paper he dropped

336
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,032
why isn't it blowing away
like all the others?

337
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,972
[sizzling]

338
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,274
Bomb! Bomb!

339
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,511
[explosion]

340
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,320
...blow the whistle.

341
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,522
[whistles]

342
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,825
Forward, men!
 Forward. Let's go to the bank.

343
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,627
[all coughing]

344
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,095
Come on!

345
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,330
[woman shrieks]

346
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,099
Come on.
       Come on, let's go!

347
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,300
The old tramp,
        they've got him.

348
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,235
- Quick, quick.
        - Inside.

349
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,838
- Where's the chief?
      - Alright, alright.

350
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,140
You are the chief?
I want the chief.

351
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,177
It's gone. 65,000 francs.

352
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,845
The money
Monsieur Buisset sets aside

353
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,947
every week to pay his jockeys.

354
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,749
His jockeys?

355
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,717
A little quiet, please.

356
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,219
(male
'Chief?'

357
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,066
It's him, Armand! Let's go.
After him!

358
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,434
[dramatic music]

359
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,669
Well done! Well done!

360
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,370
Catch him.

361
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,712
[car honking]

362
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,783
Come on.

363
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,290
[gunshots]

364
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,696
Here is your receipt,
and you needn't come back.

365
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,699
Oh, don't be so hard on her,
<i>Mr.</i>Lecoeur.

366
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,601
She dreams of prince charming

367
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,869
but she'll settle
for an elderly millionaire

368
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,137
like all the rest of us

369
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:42,440
if she's lucky.

370
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,046
(Lecoeur)
<i> 'Monsieur..'</i>

371
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,882
- Armand?
- Armand? But it's not Armand.

372
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:56,320
Armand!

373
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,056
Sapper, I have a surprise
   for you later. Lecoeur.

374
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,358
Where are you going?

375
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,225
Police.

376
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,961
- Police.
           - Whoo.

377
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:07,131
Police? Come on, let's go.

378
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,941
Whoo.

379
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,244
[Arabian music]

380
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,033
- I think you've made a mistake.
- Have I?

381
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:45,736
Well, there's always a way
  of putting a mistake right.

382
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,738
Get into bed.

383
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:48,906
No.

384
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,109
- It's loaded.
       - I'm sure it is.

385
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,445
I won't hesitate to use it.

386
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,714
I don't agree.
      You're not the type.

387
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:57,815
I am desperate.

388
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,450
I'm sorry.

389
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,452
Will you please get into bed?

390
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,323
- That's different.
      - 'What is?'

391
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,358
- You said please.
   - Did I? I didn't mean to.

392
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,927
It's ridiculous to say please
 with a gun in your hand.

393
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,195
- You'd better hurry.
     - What?

394
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:13,798
- Please, hurry.
        - Oh, yeah.

395
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,167
Come on.

396
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:17,401
You're very polite,
you know that?

397
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,070
I was told to be
               as a little girl.

398
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,238
Oh, do you believe everything
you're told as a little girl?

399
00:22:21,274 --> 00:22:22,740
Everything.

400
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,642
Come on. Come on.

401
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,893
- Prince charming..
- What's the matter now?

402
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,395
Shh.

403
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,298
Alright, Armand..

404
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:51,736
I beg your pardon,
       Your Excellency.

405
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,071
It won't happen again.

406
00:22:54,107 --> 00:22:56,640
All illusion lust!

407
00:22:58,911 --> 00:22:59,910
Alright, Armand..

408
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:02,279
I beg your pardon.

409
00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:04,048
You! Belleceour!
    What are you doing here?

410
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:08,185
- I'm on special duty.
 - You call this special duty?

411
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,653
'See me in
    the office after lunch.'

412
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,623
- Yes, sir.
   - Continue,<i>mademoiselle.</i>

413
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:19,363
Alright, Armand.

414
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,998
The game's up.

415
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,401
Good morning,<i>mademoiselle.</i>

416
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,636
How dare you dare enter
    without knocking?

417
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:29,206
Police,<i>mademoiselle. </i>
    We knock after entering.

418
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,241
[knocks]

419
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,509
I'll give you five seconds

420
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,110
'to get out of bed, Armand.'

421
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,312
I advise you to...to lie
   quite still,<i>mademoiselle.</i>

422
00:23:35,348 --> 00:23:37,515
He may be armed.

423
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,850
But who...who-who are you?

424
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,051
You don't work here?

425
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,254
I have just started.

426
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:45,823
I have no choice,<i>mon amour </i>
  I'll have to tell them.

427
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:46,857
[grunts]

428
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:48,159
Please, Your Excellency

429
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,361
I don't want you
     to be shot by mistake.

430
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:51,929
- Your Excellency?
       - 'Yes.'

431
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,632
<i> Monsieur</i>Gerome,
the minister of the interior.

432
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,000
Your chief.

433
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:58,269
Do you dare to go through
   the minister's pockets?

434
00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,503
[Armand grunts]

435
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,872
[sniffs]

436
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:05,109
If you really are the minister,
Your Excellency

437
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:08,946
can you explain why
 your coat reeks of gunpowder?

438
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:11,749
His Excellency, fought a duel,
 at dawn this morning.

439
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,018
The prime minister,
          5 o'clock in the<i>bois.</i>

440
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,120
The prime minister? A-again?

441
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,988
Every week, at least once.

442
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:21,358
It's a coalition government.

443
00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:22,760
[indistinct whispering]

444
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,261
Yeah, yeah.

445
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:25,763
[clears throat]
Your Excellency

446
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,132
'would you be prepared
  to answer a few questions?'

447
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:32,036
Go away, Mercier, and take
   your governors with you.

448
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,404
You have a surprisingly

449
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:36,740
rough voice this morning,
       Your Excellency.

450
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:41,612
He caught a cold at the duel.
Didn't you, Ambroise,<i>mon cheri?</i>

451
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:42,646
[sneezes]

452
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,748
I had to fetch him an aspirin.

453
00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:48,586
- An-an-an aspirin?
    - And a glass of water.

454
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,592
We were only doing
      our duty as always.

455
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,661
You may count on
     our entire discretion.

456
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,363
[sneezes]

457
00:24:59,398 --> 00:25:01,065
[clears throat]

458
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,768
(Mercier)
           'Dubaron.'

459
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,383
[chuckling]

460
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,687
- Armand Denis.
      - Louise Baldinucci.

461
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,456
[both laughing]

462
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:31,128
Inspector, to what do we
owe the pleasure of this visit?

463
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,830
Be careful, Lecoeur,
            I'm watching you.

464
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,698
And I, Mercier,
               I'm watching you.

465
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,333
I want to talk
       to you about that.

466
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,935
Stop watching me.

467
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,504
Every where my men go,
     your men trail them.

468
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,972
All your men have
         to do is to turn around

469
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,908
and then they'll be
following mine again.

470
00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:46,644
Maybe my men don't want to go
 where your men want to go.

471
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,713
Oh. Now you're asking too much.

472
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:52,683
Never tamper with
a policeman's dignity, Lecoeur.

473
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:55,052
He's as sensitive
       about his dignity

474
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,655
as a crook is about his honor.

475
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,297
I did it.

476
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:09,600
I did it.
65,000 francs in broad daylight.

477
00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:12,236
All along
  right under Mercier's nose.

478
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:15,139
I don't want it.

479
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,007
Oh, no, you don't, Helga.

480
00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:19,710
[indistinct shouting]

481
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,757
Line up!
Go on. Line up.

482
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,459
(Lecoeur)
 'They'll want to retire now.'

483
00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:36,660
Don't you see
              what you're doing?

484
00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:40,097
And let's have the money.

485
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,066
Champagne for everyone.

486
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,868
[indistinct shouting]

487
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,938
Don't thank me,
                 thank Lecoeur.

488
00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,840
And now, ladies,
  to celebrate your good fortune

489
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,109
tonight there'll be
   a concert of classical music.

490
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,711
(all)
             Whoa.

491
00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,779
(Armand)
      'The great Krajewski
      will play for you.'

492
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,481
I have forged two tickets

493
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:59,383
so I will be
      going with a friend.

494
00:26:59,418 --> 00:27:01,051
And then, I shall
     invite Krajewski here.

495
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:03,754
[piano music]

496
00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:40,958
[clears throat]

497
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,864
[clears throat]

498
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,776
[clears throat]

499
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,649
[clears throat]

500
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,852
[clears throat]

501
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,921
[clears throat]

502
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,290
[clears throat]

503
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,261
[clears throat]

504
00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,832
[clears throat]

505
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,616
Plan eight.

506
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:43,320
Don't arrest him until
    the applause has begun.

507
00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:46,123
We don't want to be accused
  of interrupting the music.

508
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,624
[door opens]

509
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:52,162
Plan eight.

510
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:53,664
Tell him.

511
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:04,007
[piano music]

512
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,321
[clapping]

513
00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:24,628
I will now perform
       another work..

514
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:29,466
...of our great
    Polish national composer

515
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,869
Frederic Chopin.

516
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:35,205
A work expressing his pain..

517
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:40,210
...at his occupation
     of our beloved country

518
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,846
by a cruel, foreign power.

519
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,749
[indistinct chattering]

520
00:29:45,785 --> 00:29:48,719
"The Revolutionary Etude."

521
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,957
[speaking in foreign language]

522
00:29:54,693 --> 00:29:57,361
[piano music]

523
00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:05,903
[indistinct chattering]

524
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,071
[speaking in foreign language]

525
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,742
Long live free
    and independent Poland!

526
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,311
[explosion]

527
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,414
[screaming]

528
00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:26,990
Move.

529
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,992
Damnation!

530
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,773
Who are you?
   What do you want with me?

531
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:44,575
We wish to invite you to..

532
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,211
...to a small reception
         in your honor.

533
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,012
It's most kind of you

534
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:53,183
but I find myself
unable to accept.

535
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,319
Oh, but you must.

536
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,754
[speaking in foreign language]

537
00:30:57,790 --> 00:31:01,425
You are agents
   of the Russian government.

538
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,627
Do it quickly
if you have charity.

539
00:31:03,662 --> 00:31:05,529
Long live Poland!

540
00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,364
What hotel
             are you staying in?

541
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,633
Hotel? No, no, no.

542
00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,168
Do it here.

543
00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:14,805
It is a quite, respectable
hotel where they hate noise.

544
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,940
Mm, your addresser
      will proceed to your hotel

545
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,976
and pack your bags,
             within two hours

546
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,577
we will deliver
       you there safe and sound.

547
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:22,613
But who are you, then?

548
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,649
A couple of music lovers. Come.

549
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:27,517
[speaking in foreign language]

550
00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:35,893
- Who is this?
     - Krajewski's dresser.

551
00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:38,028
- Where is Krajewski?
     - I don't know, sir.

552
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:39,596
This man only speaks Polish.

553
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:42,499
[speaking in foreign language]

554
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:44,101
I can translate
                 if you wish.

555
00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,969
Uh, I'm in no position
     to tell you to

556
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,171
shut your mouth
      as I would like to.

557
00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:49,539
Please, go ahead.

558
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,242
[speaking in foreign language]

559
00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:58,815
He says Krajewski was kidnapped
 by a man and a woman.

560
00:31:58,851 --> 00:32:01,084
A-a-a beautiful woman?

561
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,553
[speaking in foreign language]

562
00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,189
Alright! Alright.
 Ledoux, go to the Moulin Bleu.

563
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,058
And arrest Armand Denis
    and the girl.

564
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,693
Make no mistake this time.

565
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,395
I'll be along presently.

566
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,198
Oh, Dubaron.

567
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,270
[piano music]

568
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:53,203
[music continues]

569
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:23,233
[music continues]

570
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,229
- What's that?
       - Well, my corset.

571
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,964
No, no.

572
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,066
Oh, that?

573
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:57,968
I'm never without him.

574
00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,370
I had him
            since I was a child.

575
00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:03,673
He lives at the bottom
          of my laundry basket.

576
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,055
Nobody move!

577
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,624
- Quiet.
- Have you searched the house?

578
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,692
Quiet! Please.

579
00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,199
Have you searched the house?

580
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,635
- No, no, not yet.
      - Why the devil not?

581
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,506
You yourself told us
 not to move until the applause.

582
00:34:54,359 --> 00:34:55,792
Yes?

583
00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:59,763
It is "Prelude Number 15"
in D Flat Major"

584
00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:02,199
by Frederic Chopin.

585
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,807
[clapping]

586
00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:12,242
Maestro, are you alright.

587
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,244
[speaking in foreign language]

588
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,980
Alright, but I've never been

589
00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:19,282
so happy in my life.

590
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,786
At last, an audience
            worthy of my genius.

591
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,488
I understand that
you were kidnapped.

592
00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,256
Kidnapped? What rubbish?

593
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,992
I received a most
cordial invitation

594
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:32,028
which I was
           most happy to accept.

595
00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:34,097
But your-your dresser
told us that you were

596
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,398
you were threatened.

597
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:37,334
You accept his word
             against mine?

598
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:39,936
[speaking in foreign language]

599
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:43,173
And now, dear friends,
          dear ladies

600
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:46,176
I really must fly to Barcelona.

601
00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:49,779
- Oh!
        - And Beethoven.

602
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,047
[speaking in foreign language]

603
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:53,216
Excuse me, please.
              Can I have a taxi?

604
00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:55,318
Well, the police car
is at your disposal, maestro.

605
00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:58,255
And we will have it followed
to see that you come to no harm.

606
00:35:58,290 --> 00:36:00,891
You are most kind,
              all of you.

607
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,926
[speaking in foreign language]

608
00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,395
[clapping]

609
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:14,204
- Where's Armand?
- I haven't the slightest idea.

610
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,439
I haven't seen
                him all evening.

611
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,046
But where are you going?

612
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:26,449
Inspector?

613
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,286
I-I assure you!

614
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:32,289
I beg your pardon.

615
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:36,326
[dramatic music]

616
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,777
What's the matter, inspector?

617
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,815
You will forget
my last remark, Lecoeur

618
00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,017
and remember only this.

619
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,286
There is a time-honored law
in France

620
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:05,222
that a man cannot be
arrested in his home

621
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:06,957
during the hours of darkness.

622
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:10,293
(both)
Article 76 of the constitution!

623
00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:14,197
But at 6 o'clock in the morning,
this tolerance ceases.

624
00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:17,701
You have until
then to leave Paris.

625
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,036
Six o'clock, it is war.

626
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:22,339
I have warrants for
the arrest of Armand Denis.

627
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:25,108
- Louise Baldinucci and you!
  - Me? What for?

628
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:27,377
I advise you not
to wait to find out.

629
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:30,280
I will surround this house
   and have you blasted!

630
00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:33,049
If necessary
with artillery. Yes!

631
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,285
I have received reinforcements
from our provinces

632
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,988
and I have army units
at my disposal.

633
00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:41,524
So get out of here, if you know
what's good for you, Lecoeur.

634
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,193
Get out.

635
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:45,996
Mercier. I-inspector!

636
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:47,897
For your information
            and your safety

637
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,800
your clock is
                one minute slow!

638
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:58,575
Chief!

639
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:02,646
This...gentleman wishes
    to drive to the house.

640
00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,482
Alright, let him through
    if he insists.

641
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,955
Uh, Ledoux, signal to
 the Alpine troops on the roof

642
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,958
that there are
      seven minutes left.

643
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,059
[whistles]

644
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,662
[bugle call]

645
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:25,235
(female
'What are you doing there?'

646
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,105
[Ledoux whistles]

647
00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:32,409
[bugle call]

648
00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:38,381
- Good morning, inspector.
- Your Excellency.

649
00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:42,452
Oh, oh, that is the house, mm?

650
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,621
I was up early in any case

651
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:48,058
in difference of opinion
in the Bois de Boulogne.

652
00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:49,559
Am I safe here?

653
00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:52,228
Oh, uh, you should move
just a little further back

654
00:38:52,264 --> 00:38:54,931
Your Excellency.
These are desperate men.

655
00:38:56,268 --> 00:38:59,636
I want no harm to come
to any of the girls.

656
00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:02,138
Is that clear?
To any of them.

657
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,807
Uh, yes, Your Excellency.

658
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:07,210
- Louise Baldinucci--
    - Especially not to her.

659
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:08,812
She is misguided.

660
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,281
I wish to conduct
           her cross-examination

661
00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:12,982
personally in my office.

662
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:16,686
Why the soldiers...
             everywhere?

663
00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,254
Oh.

664
00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:22,692
[man shouts]

665
00:39:22,728 --> 00:39:24,494
[horse neighing]

666
00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:27,664
Ah! Your Excellency. Inspector.

667
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,400
I just wanted to apologize for
getting you down here so early.

668
00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,235
Just give yourself up
           like a man, Armand

669
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,903
to avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

670
00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,639
And also I didn't want
to leave without saying goodbye.

671
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:38,641
My mother taught me
never to be impolite.

672
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:41,778
Farewell, Your Excellency.
   Farewell, inspector.

673
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,781
Now you are certainly
    nothing if not thorough.

674
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,852
Incredible impertinence. Whew!

675
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,253
Are you sure you have him?

676
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:51,721
Oh, positive,
                Your Excellency.

677
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,990
There is no possibility
         of their escape.

678
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,793
We even have men
                in the sewers.

679
00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:59,028
[instrumental music]

680
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,530
(Mercier)
           'Dubaron.'

681
00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,737
Thanks to the horseless
         carriages you gave us.

682
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:11,274
Even if they did manage to-to
break through our-our ring

683
00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:13,943
they would-wouldn't
             go farther than..

684
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:16,646
[people screaming]

685
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,990
And now, I suppose
you'll be asking me

686
00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,359
for flying machines?

687
00:40:32,063 --> 00:40:35,331
[indistinct chatter]

688
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,671
[indistinct chatter]

689
00:40:46,178 --> 00:40:47,944
Balloon!

690
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,679
- Yes, yes.
          - Balloon!

691
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:57,353
[instrumental music]

692
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,484
[music continues]

693
00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:58,681
It's beautiful,
               but I'm homesick.

694
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,683
Yeah, soon we'll
be back to Paris.

695
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,286
And then I'll take you
on a really big job.

696
00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:05,889
Oh, thank you very much.

697
00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:10,660
Meanwhile, I'm hungry.

698
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:12,428
(Armand)
'Oh, you woman, Come here.'

699
00:42:12,464 --> 00:42:13,796
'Whenever you're out
      of your reach'

700
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,598
'you become practical
     I can't stand that.'

701
00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,600
I better shut the window,
   its began to rain.

702
00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:19,602
'No, leave the windows open.
  I like the rain.'

703
00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:22,539
- I'm cold!
         - 'Come here.'

704
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:28,044
Oh!

705
00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:30,647
Hmm.

706
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,857
[sighs]

707
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:44,594
[gasps]

708
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:47,430
Well, move over, the roof
is leaking again.

709
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:49,432
I can't move over.

710
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:52,468
We're in touch with nature.

711
00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:54,871
We'll just lie here
             like great lovers

712
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,974
and die of starvation in each
others arms, what do you say?

713
00:42:58,009 --> 00:43:00,543
Children will be brought
        up on the tragic story

714
00:43:00,579 --> 00:43:02,478
of Armand and Louise.

715
00:43:02,514 --> 00:43:04,480
Alright, but first
change places, hmm?

716
00:43:04,516 --> 00:43:07,884
Ugh, you absolutely
          want me to get soaked.

717
00:43:15,927 --> 00:43:18,261
[laughing]

718
00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:20,430
Oh, Armand.

719
00:43:20,465 --> 00:43:21,831
Well, I hate you
          when you're practical.

720
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:25,468
I'm not practical,
I'm hungry, we're broke.

721
00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,671
[coughing]

722
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:32,542
Do you want me to
get a job like everyone else?

723
00:43:32,577 --> 00:43:35,111
Well, I could take in laundry.

724
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:39,549
And shaming me into it?
Come here, you washerwoman.

725
00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:52,395
Goodbye.

726
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:54,097
Don't forget your pills.

727
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,499
[instrumental music]

728
00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:59,802
[babies crying]

729
00:44:08,313 --> 00:44:11,581
[screaming]

730
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,688
[screaming]

731
00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,145
[clears throat]
        Shut the door.

732
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,180
Shut the door.

733
00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:58,728
- What's the matter?
    - I want to talk to you.

734
00:44:58,763 --> 00:45:00,463
- Wait for me in the cafe.
- No, I want to talk to you now.

735
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:01,931
Well, if you
don't want to wait for me

736
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:04,734
come in, sit down
and be quiet.

737
00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:18,781
(Gerome)
    'Raise your left hand.'

738
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:21,417
And I promise to abide

739
00:45:21,453 --> 00:45:24,887
by the decisions
of the Central Committee.

740
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:27,990
And I promise to abide
   by the decisions of the..

741
00:45:28,026 --> 00:45:29,792
Central Committee.

742
00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,294
Of the Central Committee.

743
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:33,396
That's why you wanted
     me to go to the cafe.

744
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,833
- Please, Louise.
 - Welcome to our brotherhood.

745
00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:40,103
From now on you will be
  known as Brother Bobkowitz.

746
00:45:40,138 --> 00:45:41,137
Bobkowitz.

747
00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:44,674
Now, we will draw lots
in the usual manner

748
00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:46,008
to find out
who will assassinate

749
00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:49,345
Prince Otto of Bavaria
next Friday in Nice.

750
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:50,880
Kobeleff.

751
00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,351
No wonder they
call me unlucky.

752
00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:56,986
Bealu.

753
00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:01,257
[speaking in foreign language]

754
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,994
That means, uh,
       Brother Bobkowitz

755
00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:08,231
that one of us
is the lucky one.

756
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,281
We forget our
    disappointments quickly.

757
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:28,885
There in lies the strength
   of the movement!

758
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,755
Here are your sealed orders.

759
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:36,292
Not to be opened
until dawn Friday.

760
00:46:36,327 --> 00:46:39,228
- The bomb, the bomb.
     - Of course, the bomb.

761
00:46:58,216 --> 00:47:01,617
The bomb, the bomb
with the new K-type

762
00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:04,887
perfected by brother
Katzenberg of the Prussian.

763
00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,523
It's twice as light
as the old Q-type

764
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:09,959
and with four times
its explosive power.

765
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,928
- Let me handle it--
     - No, let me have it.

766
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,397
Since I'm going to
have to use it.

767
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,032
[gasps]

768
00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:18,100
It's too heavy.

769
00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:21,771
No bomb approved by the
Central Committee is too heavy.

770
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:24,941
Well, I'm telling you
           it's too heavy.

771
00:47:24,976 --> 00:47:26,542
It's crazy to lug
    a thing like that around

772
00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:27,777
when a bomb the size of a nail

773
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:29,145
will blow off the front
    of a house!

774
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,080
Spare us the story
of how you blew up the bank.

775
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:33,149
We've heard it
three times already.

776
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,518
You haven't got anything
    to boast about, do you?

777
00:47:35,553 --> 00:47:37,220
I mean, you never
       really succeeded

778
00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:40,223
in assassinating
anyone, have you?

779
00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:44,694
Wait a minute, why must every
   discussion become personal?

780
00:47:44,729 --> 00:47:47,864
We'll talk about it later.
   Dinner, Louise?

781
00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:49,799
You mean, o-on top
     of it all, you want me to--

782
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,934
I borrowed some spaghetti.

783
00:47:51,970 --> 00:47:54,237
Take your hat off
    in my house for a start.

784
00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:57,874
You stink of tobacco,
     your nails are filthy.

785
00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:02,912
All false values.
               Bourgeois!

786
00:48:02,947 --> 00:48:05,047
Well, I've got
    just two things to say!

787
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,916
Armand cannot go to France

788
00:48:06,951 --> 00:48:08,517
he's wanted there
       by the police.

789
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:11,754
We're leaving, we're wanted
everywhere by the police.

790
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:13,389
The thing is not to be caught.

791
00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:15,791
And the second thing
      I've got to say..

792
00:48:15,827 --> 00:48:18,194
...and this goes
      for you too, Armand.

793
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,330
I'm going to have a child.

794
00:48:21,366 --> 00:48:23,532
- I don't believe it.
 - Well, go and ask the doctor.

795
00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:25,701
You think it's good for me
to listen to people speaking

796
00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:28,271
of taking life,
when I'm busy producing it.

797
00:48:28,306 --> 00:48:30,106
Do you think it's responsible
to bring a child

798
00:48:30,141 --> 00:48:32,174
into this world
of social injustice?

799
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:33,843
Oh, shut up!
You've never been in love.

800
00:48:33,878 --> 00:48:35,645
I can see it in your face!

801
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,079
Darling.

802
00:48:37,882 --> 00:48:39,782
I've been in love..

803
00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,018
...but I don't recognize
    you anymore.

804
00:48:42,053 --> 00:48:43,519
You used to smile before a job.

805
00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,721
There was a light
  in your eye and then I knew

806
00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:48,057
everything was
      going to be alright.

807
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:51,827
You don't anymore.
  You sit there looking grim.

808
00:48:51,863 --> 00:48:54,563
Obeying the rules
     of these-these clowns.

809
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:56,432
Well, I'm going to
              give it a try!

810
00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:59,335
Your oath binds you for life.

811
00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:00,636
You see?

812
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:02,371
Leave us alone, Gerome.
Go out into the corridor.

813
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,941
No, you promised us shelter
     if we came from Zurich.

814
00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:08,010
We can only leave
when it is dark.

815
00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:10,713
Alright, Armand, I'll go.

816
00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:13,582
But I warn you.
             You've changed him.

817
00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:16,352
And in this mood, he'll be
no good to you or your movement.

818
00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:19,188
He'll fail, and he'll drag
      you down with him.

819
00:49:19,223 --> 00:49:23,259
How dare you say that?
  I've never failed at anything.

820
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,961
You've started now.

821
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:26,729
You'll fail as an assassin.

822
00:49:26,764 --> 00:49:27,964
And you fail as a father.

823
00:49:27,999 --> 00:49:29,632
Do you know what
you're saying?

824
00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,933
Exactly.

825
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:33,669
I'm as stubborn as you are.

826
00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:36,138
I can't live a dream
            which is not my own.

827
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:38,207
Neither can I.

828
00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:44,447
- Wait for me in the cafe.
   - No.

829
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:52,755
Give Armand my love, if you
  should find him, brother..

830
00:49:52,790 --> 00:49:54,824
Whatever your name is.

831
00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:56,325
And don't leave
   the spaghetti in the water

832
00:49:56,361 --> 00:49:59,462
longer than ten minutes,
   or you'll ruin it as well.

833
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:03,566
[dramatic music]

834
00:50:27,158 --> 00:50:29,658
(Gerome)
'You have work to do, brother.'

835
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,961
'Remember your oath.'

836
00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:37,366
[foghorn blaring]

837
00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:55,051
[indistinct chatter]

838
00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,129
(man on PA)
'Tickets are sold onboard.'

839
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:11,200
'Allow arriving passengers
   to align first, please.'

840
00:51:15,106 --> 00:51:17,239
Come along, children.

841
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,177
Good afternoon,<i>mademoiselle.</i>

842
00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,315
Where are you going?

843
00:51:26,350 --> 00:51:28,384
You have nothing
                to fear from me.

844
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,886
This is Switzerland.

845
00:51:30,922 --> 00:51:34,457
- Why are you here?
      - I'm on a holiday.

846
00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:36,392
All alone?

847
00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:38,327
I'm a bachelor.

848
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,698
I hope you're not contemplating
 a return to France.

849
00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,733
That would be rash.

850
00:51:45,703 --> 00:51:47,169
[foghorn blaring]

851
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:48,437
No.

852
00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:53,242
May I offer you
a...a glass of wine?

853
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,012
I'm sorry.

854
00:51:58,516 --> 00:52:01,684
You may offer me
something to eat.

855
00:52:03,988 --> 00:52:06,355
You told Lecoeur
               you were jealous.

856
00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,960
Any policeman
is jealous of..

857
00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:13,429
...of those
who are free to disobey.

858
00:52:14,866 --> 00:52:17,066
Robbing the rich
to give to the poorer

859
00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:19,101
is a charming form
of crime, Louise

860
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:22,471
but, uh, don't let
Armand's crimes become ugly.

861
00:52:22,507 --> 00:52:24,473
For all our sakes.

862
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:32,348
-<i>'Mademoiselle.' </i>
       -<i>'Oui, monsieur.'</i>

863
00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:34,583
The-the Swiss police
have informed us

864
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:39,088
of an attempt may be made on the
life of Prince Otto of Bavaria.

865
00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:42,024
When he visits Nice,
next Friday.

866
00:52:44,996 --> 00:52:46,896
I need a bomb.

867
00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:48,230
[coughs]

868
00:52:49,567 --> 00:52:53,135
- For your personal use?
- Not a live one. An empty one.

869
00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:55,538
I need it urgently tonight.

870
00:52:55,573 --> 00:52:56,739
A-a Q-type?

871
00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:58,607
A K-type.

872
00:52:58,643 --> 00:53:00,242
A K-type, are you sure?

873
00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:02,811
Are they already in use?

874
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,947
[sighs]
Well, uh..

875
00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:07,683
I don't know whether my Swiss
colleagues possess such a thing

876
00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:10,986
but I will do my best
to have it delivered to you.

877
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:13,189
- But how can we manage it?
  - I--

878
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,925
No, I-I don't want
to know your address.

879
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,094
That I...I might remember.

880
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:21,997
I tell you what

881
00:53:22,033 --> 00:53:24,500
I'll leave it for you
in care of Krajewski.

882
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:25,568
Is he here?

883
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,036
- Didn't you see the posters?
 - No.

884
00:53:27,071 --> 00:53:28,737
He's playing
tonight at the casino.

885
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,039
How wonderful.

886
00:53:30,074 --> 00:53:31,974
I hate music like the plague

887
00:53:32,009 --> 00:53:36,078
but, uh, his concerts
I-I always find exciting.

888
00:53:36,113 --> 00:53:38,781
[audience applauding]

889
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:42,952
And now, as an encore..

890
00:53:42,987 --> 00:53:46,055
...I hope to be able
      to play for you

891
00:53:46,090 --> 00:53:48,757
yet another work

892
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:52,061
by our great Polish composer

893
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:54,730
Frederic Chopin.

894
00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:57,533
"The Revolutionary Etude."

895
00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:01,503
[explosion]

896
00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:03,639
[screaming]

897
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:07,676
[speaking in Polish]

898
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,980
My..

899
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,015
Oh, dear<i>mademoiselle.</i>

900
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,450
We have not a moment to lose.

901
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,619
I must catch my train as usual.

902
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,421
But first,
     these arrived for you.

903
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:23,292
To which I would
       like to add this.

904
00:54:24,562 --> 00:54:26,495
What is it?

905
00:54:26,530 --> 00:54:30,299
You were my impresario
  in my last concert in Paris.

906
00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:34,103
And I give always
       my impresario

907
00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:35,571
10 percent on my share.

908
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:36,772
Fifteen hundred francs?

909
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:41,477
Yes, uh, I-I'm the most overpaid
artist in the world.

910
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,212
Who told you I needed money?

911
00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:46,482
(Krajewski)
   'The music loving
   chief of the Paris police'

912
00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:49,852
informed me that
if I didn't repay my debt

913
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:53,022
I might have some difficulty
  re-entering France.

914
00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:55,557
Oh, I'll repay
                it all some day.

915
00:54:55,593 --> 00:54:57,793
- Thank you.
       - You're welcome.

916
00:55:00,698 --> 00:55:03,766
[dramatic music]

917
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:27,456
[thudding]

918
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,911
[instrumental music]

919
00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:54,550
[engine revving]

920
00:56:28,786 --> 00:56:29,852
Madame.

921
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,253
I would like
a room, please.

922
00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,455
I'm afraid the hotel
          is quite full, madame.

923
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,358
[telephone ringing]
      Excuse me.

924
00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:40,929
I see.

925
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:43,866
Yes, Your Grace.

926
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:46,468
Very well.

927
00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:49,972
We may have one left.

928
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,874
An unexpected cancellation.

929
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,710
A small suite and perhaps
with drawing room

930
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:58,680
boudoir, bathroom, and a balcony
overlooking the square.

931
00:56:58,716 --> 00:57:01,450
The suite is not
too small, I hope.

932
00:57:01,485 --> 00:57:05,354
I think, madame, will find
      that our small suite

933
00:57:05,389 --> 00:57:07,623
are considerably larger

934
00:57:07,658 --> 00:57:09,825
than other hotels'
              large suites.

935
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:13,095
May I know madame's name
        for the register?

936
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:17,132
The Countess of Camoens.

937
00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:20,502
Of course.
          I beg madame's pardon.

938
00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:24,373
I've seen her picture
so often among the social pages.

939
00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:27,309
- Nationality?
         - Uh!

940
00:57:27,344 --> 00:57:30,446
Profession? None, of course.

941
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:31,980
Widow.

942
00:57:32,750 --> 00:57:35,384
Oh. I'm so sorry.

943
00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:37,920
It was a tragic
             occurrence, indeed.

944
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,189
Page, the [indistinct] suite.

945
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:41,857
Take the countess' bags.

946
00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:43,492
[clicking]

947
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,762
Not that one!

948
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:51,533
It's my late husband.

949
00:57:51,569 --> 00:57:53,802
The count.

950
00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,071
If you understand me?

951
00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:58,640
A beautiful thought.

952
00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:07,416
[instrumental music]

953
00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:24,933
Here is your suite,
countess.

954
00:58:37,748 --> 00:58:38,814
Drop it.

955
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,182
[screaming]

956
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,150
Leave it and go.

957
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,097
[music continues]

958
00:59:02,273 --> 00:59:04,673
(Lendale)
           Hello.

959
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,341
Well, I hope
I didn't frighten you.

960
00:59:06,377 --> 00:59:07,876
When?

961
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:09,344
Just now, I screamed.

962
00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,914
Oh, good Lord, I'm quite
used to women screaming.

963
00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:14,182
Some of you have no
 other form of self-expression.

964
00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:16,985
I was married to a Spanish
      gypsy from Granada once.

965
00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,887
She broke a blood vessel
        in the back of her neck

966
00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:21,290
right there screaming.

967
00:59:21,325 --> 00:59:23,959
What have you got
      in that bag? A bomb?

968
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:26,728
What?

969
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:28,864
Well, I mean it's logical
   in a way and balcony

970
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:30,732
'overlooking the place
     where poor silly Otto'

971
00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:32,968
'is going to receive the keys
 to the city tomorrow.'

972
00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:34,369
'Even if he wears a stout'

973
00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:36,438
he'll be a sitting duck
up there in that desk.

974
00:59:36,473 --> 00:59:37,773
'That's what I'm painting now.'

975
00:59:37,808 --> 00:59:39,875
'The assassination
      of Otto of Bavaria.'

976
00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,877
It's an imaginary work,
    of course.

977
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:44,212
I had to put Otto
   in later and the assassin.

978
00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:46,648
That's a problem
 about painting assassinations.

979
00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:48,917
The subjects never stay still
 enough, long enough to..

980
00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:51,353
...for the artist
     to capture a likeness.

981
00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:53,655
Are you a professional painter?

982
00:59:53,691 --> 00:59:55,891
No, I'm a professional Duke.

983
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,493
'Which means that I'm
an amateur at everything else.'

984
00:59:58,529 --> 01:00:00,329
Lendale is the name.
Dicky Lendale.

985
01:00:00,364 --> 01:00:02,965
Enchanted. I'm
        the Countess of Camoens.

986
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,635
Camoens? Ah, the great
Portuguese lyric poet?

987
01:00:06,670 --> 01:00:08,470
He was my husband.

988
01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:09,504
And you're
still in mourning?

989
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:11,974
What devotion?
He died in 1580.

990
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,445
He was my husband's
             grandfather.

991
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:17,613
Well, even that is
quite remarkable.

992
01:00:17,648 --> 01:00:20,148
But, I imagine
the Camoens developed

993
01:00:20,184 --> 01:00:21,450
rather late as a family.

994
01:00:21,485 --> 01:00:22,884
I do hope that your grief
won't prevent you

995
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,453
from, uh, joining me
for luncheon.

996
01:00:24,488 --> 01:00:25,821
Lunch?

997
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:27,189
You're not having lunch
with anyone else, are you?

998
01:00:27,224 --> 01:00:30,092
- No.
    - Well, come along then.

999
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:33,095
Yamamoto can show you
some pieces from my collection.

1000
01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:35,197
[speaking in foreign language]

1001
01:00:37,701 --> 01:00:39,968
[speaking in foreign language]

1002
01:00:43,374 --> 01:00:44,439
Is this by you?

1003
01:00:44,475 --> 01:00:46,875
No, that is, uh,
                a Rembrandt.

1004
01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:49,611
Not a very good one, so your
    mistake is understandable.

1005
01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:52,280
[speaking in foreign language]

1006
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,217
Now, this.
              This is a Boucher.

1007
01:00:55,252 --> 01:00:56,485
A minor master of painting

1008
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,120
but a major master
              of the erotic.

1009
01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,855
Just look at that glorious..

1010
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,690
I don't know,
it-it has something.

1011
01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:04,626
We had many such paintings
   in our house in Paris.

1012
01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:06,028
- Did you indeed?
       - Mm-hmm.

1013
01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:07,496
I'd should've liked to
     have known the count.

1014
01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:10,599
The cou..
    Oh, the count, my late..

1015
01:01:10,634 --> 01:01:11,900
Yes, of course, your late.

1016
01:01:11,935 --> 01:01:14,302
Now, these.
These are very interesting.

1017
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:17,706
These are Egyptian scarabs,
     of the third millennium.

1018
01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:20,876
My late father stole them
from various temples

1019
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:23,979
while he was liberating
Egypt from the Turks.

1020
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:27,449
Their size makes them
very easy to steal.

1021
01:01:27,484 --> 01:01:28,917
Why do you say that?

1022
01:01:28,952 --> 01:01:30,452
Because my father
stole them.

1023
01:01:30,487 --> 01:01:31,853
Would you believe it?

1024
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:35,323
Each one of these is valued
at over 100,000 pounds.

1025
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,658
It's really Ridiculous,
isn't it?

1026
01:01:36,694 --> 01:01:38,860
Ten average families
could live in comfort

1027
01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,730
for the rest of their days,
if they possessed

1028
01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:43,498
just one of those
little fellows.

1029
01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,367
Well, it's immoral.

1030
01:01:45,402 --> 01:01:48,170
[chuckles]
I hoped you would say that.

1031
01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:54,776
- Luncheon?
          - Yes.

1032
01:01:54,812 --> 01:01:58,080
[instrumental music]

1033
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:28,110
[music continues]

1034
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:34,349
[applause]

1035
01:02:44,695 --> 01:02:46,828
They told me,
             the hotel was full.

1036
01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:48,530
- I don't understand it.
    - It is full.

1037
01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:49,898
It's full of us.

1038
01:02:49,933 --> 01:02:52,167
Full of us?
               What do you mean?

1039
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:53,135
You have two rooms.

1040
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:55,504
- I have all the others.
    - All of them?

1041
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,405
Oh, I'm not
accustomed to neighbors.

1042
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,274
But, how can you
                afford it?

1043
01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:03,111
Well, how can I put this, um,
I have independent means.

1044
01:03:03,147 --> 01:03:04,946
And no wife?
           I thought, you said--

1045
01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:07,516
Uh, I had.
Alas, I had a wife.

1046
01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:08,884
A magnificent figure
of a woman

1047
01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:11,520
but, I couldn't
take her home.

1048
01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:14,756
Her Majesty wouldn't hear of a
gypsy at the courtesan James.

1049
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:15,857
Maybe, she was right.

1050
01:03:15,893 --> 01:03:17,659
England would
have killed Dolores.

1051
01:03:17,694 --> 01:03:20,095
All that soap
and chlorinated water and..

1052
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,696
And no rhythm in the whole
wretched country

1053
01:03:21,732 --> 01:03:23,832
except the snoring
in the clubs.

1054
01:03:23,867 --> 01:03:26,468
Hope I did
the right thing by her.

1055
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,936
What did you do?

1056
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,672
I set her up in the handsomest
cave in Granada.

1057
01:03:30,707 --> 01:03:32,340
Oh, I hope she's happy.

1058
01:03:32,376 --> 01:03:36,278
[laughing]
           Duke, are you
           telling me the truth?

1059
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:39,981
Countess, would you recognize
the truth, if you heart it?

1060
01:03:40,017 --> 01:03:42,117
Then, you're not
            a real duke, either.

1061
01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,219
[chuckles]
    What do you think I am?

1062
01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:45,921
A..

1063
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,363
A great criminal.

1064
01:03:55,399 --> 01:03:56,464
[laughing]
Very Interesting. Go on.

1065
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,867
Now, what am I
doing in this hotel?

1066
01:03:58,902 --> 01:04:00,302
Money doesn't
           interest you anymore.

1067
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:04,172
You've made your fortune,
    but, uh, but, you're lonely.

1068
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:06,174
Very intelligent.
That's really correct.

1069
01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:07,943
And now, you're looking
         for a mistress.

1070
01:04:07,978 --> 01:04:09,744
Oh, no. You ruined
the whole thing.

1071
01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:11,713
Utterly wrong.
I'm looking for a wife.

1072
01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:13,782
- A wife?
           - A wife.

1073
01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:16,218
It's an odd way
of proposing, isn't it?

1074
01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,552
Are you proposing to me?

1075
01:04:17,588 --> 01:04:20,021
I'm looking for a compromise
which is what all civilized men

1076
01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:23,258
end up with, so why not settle
for it in the beginning?

1077
01:04:23,293 --> 01:04:25,861
- How romantic.
   - I'm merely being honest.

1078
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:29,164
You accuse me of telling a lies.
I haven't told one lie so far.

1079
01:04:30,133 --> 01:04:31,600
Think it over.

1080
01:04:31,635 --> 01:04:34,102
Well, there's
          nothing to think over.

1081
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:36,004
I'm in love
              with someone else.

1082
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:37,806
So soon after
your husband death?

1083
01:04:37,841 --> 01:04:39,474
Well, that really is romantic.

1084
01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,544
You didn't murder him
by any chance?

1085
01:04:42,579 --> 01:04:44,779
You said yourself
               he died in 1580.

1086
01:04:44,815 --> 01:04:47,515
Oh, I see, then you're not
really a countess at all.

1087
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,818
[giggling]

1088
01:05:00,631 --> 01:05:02,497
You didn't think
             for a moment I was.

1089
01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:04,766
[laughing]
         No, I didn't.

1090
01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:07,535
I think you are
what you thought I was

1091
01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:12,107
a liar, a competence trickster,
a thief.

1092
01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:15,677
How dare you!
                   Oh, my God.

1093
01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:18,713
- You're not pregnant, are you?
- Huh? Oh.

1094
01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:20,315
My dear countess,
you simply must marry me.

1095
01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:22,017
(Dicky)
            <i> Garcon.</i>

1096
01:05:25,889 --> 01:05:28,056
Carry the countess
       to her room.

1097
01:05:30,928 --> 01:05:34,195
[instrumental music]

1098
01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:32,020
[clanking]

1099
01:07:12,929 --> 01:07:15,397
I'll swap your bag
       for the scarab.

1100
01:07:15,432 --> 01:07:19,401
[chuckles]
   It interests me to see
   which one you've selected.

1101
01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:21,269
Ah, that one?
        That's very interesting.

1102
01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:23,972
That's the smallest.
Also, the most valuable.

1103
01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:26,141
The others, nearly all
plump for the largest.

1104
01:07:26,176 --> 01:07:27,475
- The others?
         - Oh, yes.

1105
01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:29,811
You aren't the first widow
to occupy this suite.

1106
01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,513
Some of them..

1107
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:34,182
Some of them.. Some agreed
to marry me at once.

1108
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:36,918
But, they were not exactly
   what I was looking for.

1109
01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:39,054
What do you do with us?

1110
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,990
Do you murder us,
       is that it?

1111
01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:44,225
[laughing]
  There's no sport in murder.

1112
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:45,427
You'll see
for yourself tomorrow.

1113
01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:46,961
We'll watch
the assassination together.

1114
01:07:46,997 --> 01:07:49,097
No. I want to leave now.

1115
01:07:49,132 --> 01:07:51,232
- At once.
    - Alright. If you wish.

1116
01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,268
If you wish,
I can't prevent it.

1117
01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:55,370
But I shall be
awfully sorry to see you leave.

1118
01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,638
Awfully sorry.

1119
01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:58,706
And please, don't feel guilty
 about the scarab.

1120
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,108
It was my fault.

1121
01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:01,843
I deliberately lead you
    into temptation.

1122
01:08:01,878 --> 01:08:05,580
But then, after all,
I am a duke.

1123
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:07,315
And you know
what that means.

1124
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:09,617
My family started stealing
earlier than most others.

1125
01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:10,952
That's all.

1126
01:08:10,987 --> 01:08:13,054
Oh, before I forget

1127
01:08:13,090 --> 01:08:16,591
if you should decide
     to accept my proposal

1128
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:19,427
perhaps you ought to know
       that they don't give me..

1129
01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:21,096
Well, they don't give me
    very long to live.

1130
01:08:21,131 --> 01:08:23,832
So, it's not
  such a bad offer after all.

1131
01:08:23,867 --> 01:08:25,400
Goodnight.

1132
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,335
[door opens]

1133
01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:30,205
- It's dark.
   - Don't close the window.

1134
01:08:38,181 --> 01:08:41,449
[instrumental music]

1135
01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:46,121
There he is.
I bet that's him.

1136
01:08:46,156 --> 01:08:48,823
- Who?
         - The killer.

1137
01:08:48,859 --> 01:08:51,126
Over there,
in the grey suit.

1138
01:08:51,161 --> 01:08:53,461
'With the white hat.'

1139
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,464
That's Mercier, the chief
       of the Paris Police.

1140
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,234
[laughing]
    Well, I was
    damned close, wasn't I?

1141
01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:01,436
Dicky.

1142
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:07,175
Why do you try to find a wife
   in this extraordinary way?

1143
01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:10,311
[sighs]
It may seem curious to you

1144
01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:14,249
but, I don't trust
my own emotions.

1145
01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,717
For 1,500 years,
the Lendales

1146
01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:20,188
have been marrying their own
kind out of a sense of duty.

1147
01:09:21,091 --> 01:09:22,323
When none of their
own kind's available

1148
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,292
they marry each other,
so..

1149
01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:27,962
How can you expect me
to be able to love?

1150
01:09:27,998 --> 01:09:31,032
I'm sure you can, and do.

1151
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,668
My sister Lettuce,
       likes to light

1152
01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:35,670
small fires
        under buildings.

1153
01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:37,438
Especially, when they are
   full of people.

1154
01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,973
'She tried it
   at Buckingham Palace once'

1155
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:40,708
'during the garden party,
   but, luckily'

1156
01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:42,410
'it always rains on that day.'

1157
01:09:42,445 --> 01:09:45,046
I don't trust
       the seed, Louise.

1158
01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,248
We've been raiding mad
     for generations

1159
01:09:47,284 --> 01:09:49,817
but, nobody says anything
because we're far too well born.

1160
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,619
'Far too rich.'

1161
01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:53,655
I'm the last
        of the Lendales.

1162
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:55,123
Unfortunately, it's
      against my nature

1163
01:09:55,158 --> 01:09:56,991
to be the last of anything.

1164
01:09:57,027 --> 01:09:59,460
You want a son, not a wife.

1165
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:01,329
[chuckles]
      In the present
      structure of society

1166
01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,398
you've gotta have one
     if you want the other.

1167
01:10:03,433 --> 01:10:06,501
- I see.
- But, I do want a wife, Louise.

1168
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:09,404
I still hope to find someone
  living with a memory

1169
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:12,373
of some great love
  that I can't furnish myself.

1170
01:10:12,409 --> 01:10:16,444
What I can offer
    is comfort, friendship.

1171
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:18,446
I am, I think,
         a kind man.

1172
01:10:18,481 --> 01:10:22,550
The father of my son is
   going to kill Otto today.

1173
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,986
- The father of your..
     - Mm-hmm.

1174
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:26,254
[crowd applauding]

1175
01:10:26,289 --> 01:10:29,257
Listen, the procession
is already on its way.

1176
01:10:31,494 --> 01:10:33,294
'I'll make
a bargain with you.'

1177
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:36,364
If I save him
 from the police, you marry me.

1178
01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,101
'But, we have to
        find him first.'

1179
01:10:40,136 --> 01:10:42,837
My private train is waiting
  in Nice station.

1180
01:10:42,872 --> 01:10:45,139
If all goes well,
we'll leave to Italy together.

1181
01:10:45,175 --> 01:10:48,243
I'll send my servants
   to mingle with the crowd.

1182
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:50,111
'How about my bargain?'

1183
01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:52,480
You really are
    a sportsman, aren't you?

1184
01:10:52,515 --> 01:10:53,848
Well?

1185
01:10:56,119 --> 01:10:57,452
Find him.

1186
01:10:57,487 --> 01:10:58,686
Thank you.

1187
01:10:58,722 --> 01:11:01,689
[instrumental music]

1188
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,791
[cheering]

1189
01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:40,828
Uh-huh. That looks promising.

1190
01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:43,665
- A young priest.
  - A priest? That's not him.

1191
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,434
How careless, he hasn't even
  bothered for the tonsure.

1192
01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:48,636
Yes, I bet
that's your.. Uh-huh.

1193
01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:50,972
'A policeman
  just walked right past him.'

1194
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:53,274
That sounds like him.
           Let me see.

1195
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:55,276
Over there,
by the stout lady

1196
01:11:55,312 --> 01:11:58,613
with the little boy
in the sailor suit and the hoop.

1197
01:12:00,784 --> 01:12:02,550
I agree to your bargain.

1198
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:07,155
Yamamoto. Ishii.

1199
01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:10,458
[instrumental music]

1200
01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:24,639
[cheering]

1201
01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:29,911
[speaking in foreign language]

1202
01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:31,446
[speaking in foreign language]

1203
01:12:37,854 --> 01:12:38,953
Armand.

1204
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:47,528
[instrumental music]

1205
01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:54,435
Huh? Where are you going?

1206
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,805
- 'You must remember your oath.'
- Throw the bomb.

1207
01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:00,408
Have you gentlemen
              quite finished

1208
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:01,743
speaking during
             "The Marseillaise?"

1209
01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:04,612
What if you were to
             gossip during mass.

1210
01:13:11,788 --> 01:13:14,489
[indistinct]

1211
01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:16,557
What are you
                    waiting for?

1212
01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:19,260
You got to do it here.
Do it.

1213
01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:20,895
'I don't want to
        lose my temper.'

1214
01:13:20,930 --> 01:13:22,597
- Do it.
          - Throw it.

1215
01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:24,799
- Go on, throw the bomb.
 - Throw the bomb, I tell you.

1216
01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:27,802
- They can see you.
      - Throw it.

1217
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,341
Everybody, heads down!

1218
01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:35,643
[screaming]

1219
01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:38,379
[speaking in foreign language]

1220
01:13:39,549 --> 01:13:40,848
Oh!

1221
01:13:46,289 --> 01:13:47,555
[laughing]

1222
01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:49,090
What luck,
the aim was perfect, too.

1223
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:51,292
'Just the right
        amount of spin.'

1224
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,633
[speaking in foreign language]

1225
01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:06,674
(Dicky)
'Well, now, we haven't
     a moment to lose.'

1226
01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:10,511
Oh, um, don't forget
your bomb this time.

1227
01:14:16,419 --> 01:14:18,686
[speaking in foreign language]

1228
01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:21,422
- Where is it?
         - What?

1229
01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:22,990
- The bomb!
          - Hey!

1230
01:14:23,026 --> 01:14:24,625
[screaming]

1231
01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:25,960
Oh!

1232
01:14:27,263 --> 01:14:29,530
[speaking in foreign language]

1233
01:14:41,311 --> 01:14:44,378
Over there.
Over there.

1234
01:14:44,414 --> 01:14:45,546
After them.

1235
01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:47,682
[blowing whistle]
       After them.

1236
01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:52,687
[train chugging]

1237
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,894
There will be no shooting,
   gentlemen, if you please.

1238
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:01,262
Pray, come inside.

1239
01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:02,897
It'll be more comfortable
   in the warmth.

1240
01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,532
Hold your fire.

1241
01:15:04,567 --> 01:15:06,934
Hold your fire, I say.

1242
01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:08,302
Hold your fire.

1243
01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:10,371
-<i>Monsieur</i>De La Gare.
     - Yes, sir.

1244
01:15:10,406 --> 01:15:11,472
Uh, telephone
         the frontier.

1245
01:15:11,508 --> 01:15:12,840
And tell them to close it.

1246
01:15:12,876 --> 01:15:15,109
I just telephoned to open
   it for the Duke

1247
01:15:15,144 --> 01:15:17,578
Telephone them again!
   And tell them to close it!

1248
01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:20,882
[instrumental music]

1249
01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:38,132
I must apologize for presence
 of Yamamoto and Ishii.

1250
01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,635
But, I thought it advisable
 to keep you under constriction

1251
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,070
'until we were safely
across the frontier into Italy.'

1252
01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:44,305
[grunting]

1253
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:45,339
What's the matter?

1254
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:46,707
My head.

1255
01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:48,376
- Armand.
- Don't come near me.

1256
01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:50,878
[foghorn blaring]
We're touching
the frontier now.

1257
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,614
It might help if I make
an appearance at the window.

1258
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,118
[speaking in foreign language]

1259
01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:04,158
For the Retired French Customs
Officers' Pension Fund.

1260
01:16:06,496 --> 01:16:10,498
For the Retired Italian Customs
Officers' Pension Fund.

1261
01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:13,801
[Singing in Italian]

1262
01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:18,706
(male
'The chief of Paris Police
orders to close the frontier.'

1263
01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:20,708
What are you waiting for?

1264
01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:25,680
Clear the track.
You idiots, make way.

1265
01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:29,917
Out! Out! Clear the tracks,
you imbeciles.

1266
01:16:32,822 --> 01:16:34,555
Who made you
       dress as a widow?

1267
01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,390
Hmph. Don't tell me,
      I can guess.

1268
01:16:36,426 --> 01:16:37,725
It's normal.

1269
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:39,994
I lost my husband to the
    Anarchist International.

1270
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:42,697
All those fine clothes
  and jewels were given to you

1271
01:16:42,732 --> 01:16:45,499
as consolation, I suppose,
   by our gallant rescuer?

1272
01:16:45,535 --> 01:16:47,702
The money was
     give me by Krajewski.

1273
01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:50,504
Ah, I don't believe
      a thing you say.

1274
01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:52,239
I, on the other hand,
believe every word.

1275
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:53,774
That is the difference
between us.

1276
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,643
Would you mind shutting
    your mouth, Your Grace?

1277
01:16:55,678 --> 01:16:58,212
I'm speaking to my wife.

1278
01:16:58,247 --> 01:17:00,648
I feel, I have a right to speak,
um, reverend father.

1279
01:17:00,683 --> 01:17:03,284
Since I just asked
your wife to marry me.

1280
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:05,219
- You don't..
         - Hey!

1281
01:17:08,491 --> 01:17:11,258
And she accepted,
    on condition that I, um,

1282
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:12,293
'saved you from the police.'

1283
01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:13,794
Well, trust a woman

1284
01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:16,464
to make her stab in the back
  look like charity.

1285
01:17:16,499 --> 01:17:17,565
I suppose, she forgot
     to tell you

1286
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,967
that she is carrying my child.

1287
01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:22,069
Not at all, it was I who
suggested, the child might need

1288
01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:24,972
a father instead of, uh,
    an overgrown schoolboy.

1289
01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:26,107
[laughing]

1290
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,342
'Oh, yes, life is
     sometimes, exquisite'

1291
01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,810
'in its choice
        of punishments.'

1292
01:17:29,846 --> 01:17:31,379
And what better punishment
for you

1293
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:33,481
than that your son
should one day be a duke.

1294
01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:35,416
A duke? Never!

1295
01:17:35,451 --> 01:17:37,218
Hey.

1296
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:40,821
Thank you.

1297
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,124
It's a good career
       for a boy.

1298
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,759
All this for money.

1299
01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,861
You think that money
      corrupts, don't you?

1300
01:17:46,896 --> 01:17:49,230
'It especially corrupts
   those who don't have any'

1301
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:50,264
'people like you.'

1302
01:17:50,299 --> 01:17:51,432
'I'll prove it to you.'

1303
01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:53,367
Why did you adopt
that silly disguise

1304
01:17:53,403 --> 01:17:55,236
in order to throw your bomb?

1305
01:17:55,271 --> 01:17:57,038
[clears throat]
        Orders.

1306
01:17:57,073 --> 01:18:00,274
(Kobeleff)
Our creditor has decreed,
that any means justify the end.

1307
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:04,512
Any disguise is permissible
 in the attainment of our aims.

1308
01:18:04,547 --> 01:18:06,447
That, if I'm
not mistaken, is Article 22

1309
01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:08,282
of "The Anarchists' Manifesto."

1310
01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:12,887
- How do you know?
     - I follow the field.

1311
01:18:12,922 --> 01:18:14,388
That article
           is the great weakness

1312
01:18:14,424 --> 01:18:16,657
of your movement that will
      destroy you in the end.

1313
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:20,828
- And may one ask you how?
- Yes, how?

1314
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,063
By money.

1315
01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:23,564
[scoffs]

1316
01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,401
We're now, proceeding
 to the palace I own in Rapallo.

1317
01:18:27,437 --> 01:18:29,770
In the grounds, there's
      an exquisite hunting lodge

1318
01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:32,173
in the Palladian style,
         it is at your disposal.

1319
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,975
'Free of charge, meals included
and shelter from the police.'

1320
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,445
There you may plan
      your next coup in comfort.

1321
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:39,780
- How about it?
        - No.

1322
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,315
If a member
     of the ruling classes

1323
01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:44,885
is wishing to contribute
towards the downfall of society

1324
01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:48,122
who are we to deny him
that privilege?

1325
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:49,090
Don't do it.

1326
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,825
You have no right
            to express yourself.

1327
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:52,860
I even had to throw
       your bloody bomb for you.

1328
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:56,063
It wasn't mine.
        It was her bomb!

1329
01:18:56,099 --> 01:18:57,732
Well?

1330
01:18:59,135 --> 01:19:00,634
We accept.

1331
01:19:00,670 --> 01:19:03,704
[chuckles]
    I'm afraid,
    Armand, you're outvoted.

1332
01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,406
'Like great scientists
     and artists'

1333
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:08,008
great anarchists prefer
  to work in ideal conditions.

1334
01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:10,644
And for that,
      they need a patron.

1335
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,214
[gong dings]

1336
01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:14,582
'Ah, luncheon.'

1337
01:19:14,617 --> 01:19:17,051
[speaking in foreign language]

1338
01:19:17,086 --> 01:19:19,019
I hope you're hungry
after morning's excitement.

1339
01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:21,388
'Louise, come.
    Let's go into luncheon.'

1340
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,157
We have real turtle soup

1341
01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,693
smoked sturgeon
    with horse radish sauce

1342
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:27,495
baron of beef, and, oh

1343
01:19:27,530 --> 01:19:29,930
rather tactlessly,
       Bombe glacee.

1344
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:33,067
[foghorn blaring]

1345
01:19:33,102 --> 01:19:37,304
Oh, by the way, which of you
gentlemen will be saying grace?

1346
01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:38,873
[foghorn blaring]

1347
01:19:38,908 --> 01:19:43,644
Engineer Vegliotti here
    has constructed a bomb

1348
01:19:43,679 --> 01:19:45,813
in accordly
     the highest tradition

1349
01:19:45,848 --> 01:19:48,549
'of Italian
      ballistic science.'

1350
01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:50,117
Tsk. Tsk.

1351
01:19:50,153 --> 01:19:53,454
The first thing, stride
the observer is that the bomb

1352
01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:56,157
is not round, but oval.

1353
01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:58,726
Here's the woman.
     Quick, hide the bomb.

1354
01:20:11,674 --> 01:20:14,375
I-I brought you these.

1355
01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,646
I stole them.

1356
01:20:18,681 --> 01:20:19,980
From him?

1357
01:20:20,016 --> 01:20:21,081
Yes.

1358
01:20:21,117 --> 01:20:22,683
They're worth
      four million francs.

1359
01:20:22,718 --> 01:20:24,852
At least. At least.

1360
01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:27,121
(Ambroise)
  'Congratulations, my dear.'

1361
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:30,424
You realize the amount of bombs
we can manufacture

1362
01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,226
with money
    these stones will fetch?

1363
01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:35,563
As it is essential
    to realize the money at once

1364
01:20:35,598 --> 01:20:37,698
before the theft
                is discovered.

1365
01:20:37,733 --> 01:20:39,667
I will take
it to Mariacci.

1366
01:20:39,702 --> 01:20:41,435
He's the most
               reputable jeweler

1367
01:20:41,470 --> 01:20:43,537
in Rapallo
            for stolen property.

1368
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,240
- I'll come with you.
     - I, too.

1369
01:20:46,275 --> 01:20:48,642
I also, uh,
speak Italian.

1370
01:20:48,678 --> 01:20:51,145
I suggest, we all go
            by different ways.

1371
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:54,348
(together)
    We all go the<i>same</i>way.

1372
01:21:00,890 --> 01:21:02,556
You're not
angry with me, are you?

1373
01:21:02,592 --> 01:21:04,058
Yes.

1374
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:12,833
No.

1375
01:21:14,003 --> 01:21:17,304
Oh, Louise, Louise,
      I've been a complete fool.

1376
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:21,308
I was mad to believe
      in those idiots.

1377
01:21:21,344 --> 01:21:24,411
I was mad to
     ever let you leave me.

1378
01:21:26,449 --> 01:21:29,116
[instrumental music]

1379
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:31,418
Armand. Armand.

1380
01:21:31,454 --> 01:21:33,854
I was so frightened
         you might kill someone.

1381
01:21:33,890 --> 01:21:35,923
Hmm. So was I.

1382
01:21:46,836 --> 01:21:49,270
Great Scott,
           you look magnificent.

1383
01:21:49,305 --> 01:21:51,038
You're quite sure, you won't
    allow me to take you?

1384
01:21:51,073 --> 01:21:53,007
I'm sorry,
I promised him.

1385
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:55,276
- He's so looking forward to it.
- I do understand.

1386
01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:59,313
Uh, tell me, which crowned head
 will be at the opera tonight.

1387
01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:00,748
Uh, none that I know of.

1388
01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:01,882
Good heavens,
      you don't mean that Armand

1389
01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:03,150
is going there
                  for the music?

1390
01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:04,818
He adores it. Yes.

1391
01:22:04,854 --> 01:22:06,954
Things have changed.
     Before you leave, my dear..

1392
01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:09,023
Oh, Dicky,
               I'm late already.

1393
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:11,158
My carriage is at the door,
waiting for you.

1394
01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:15,262
Now, take off that necklace
and those earrings.

1395
01:22:15,298 --> 01:22:19,400
Dicky, you-you gave
             them to me.

1396
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,001
I know. I know.

1397
01:22:21,037 --> 01:22:23,504
But, tonight, I want you
 to wear something very special.

1398
01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:27,574
Since, I understand it to be
    a very special occasion.

1399
01:22:35,618 --> 01:22:38,319
[speaking in foreign language]

1400
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:42,623
There.

1401
01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:44,591
[gasps]
      I give them to you.

1402
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:48,996
Since, you know that anything I
possess is yours for the asking.

1403
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:53,500
- I-I can't accept them.
    - I insist.

1404
01:22:53,536 --> 01:22:57,805
Only please, don't pretend
  to steal things in the future.

1405
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,139
It's such a waste of time.

1406
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:00,941
But, how did
you find them?

1407
01:23:00,977 --> 01:23:03,177
Well, like all collectors

1408
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,746
I'm in contact
     with all the important

1409
01:23:05,781 --> 01:23:07,514
antique dealers
        and jewelers.

1410
01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:09,316
When Mariacci sent
   a messenger to say he had

1411
01:23:09,352 --> 01:23:12,319
a magnificent acquisition
   in emeralds and diamonds

1412
01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:14,822
I wasn't really very interested,
until I perceived

1413
01:23:14,857 --> 01:23:16,623
that mine were missing.

1414
01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:20,494
- I'm sorry.
     - Oh, no, you're not.

1415
01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:24,231
You think you've been
     brilliantly clever.

1416
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:27,134
- Oh, Dicky, kiss me.
     - Certainly not.

1417
01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:29,770
I don't approve
  of gratitude as a sentiment.

1418
01:23:29,805 --> 01:23:32,039
I see too much of it.

1419
01:23:32,074 --> 01:23:34,408
I don't know what to do.

1420
01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:37,745
There are moments
  when I can't live without him.

1421
01:23:37,780 --> 01:23:40,247
I think
     there always will be.

1422
01:23:40,282 --> 01:23:41,582
I'm afraid, I can't
help you, Louise

1423
01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:44,518
since, I can't
even help myself.

1424
01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:46,620
You can't help yourself?

1425
01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:48,489
The wonder of human beings
is that they never really

1426
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:50,357
understand themselves
until it's far too late

1427
01:23:50,393 --> 01:23:51,992
to do anything about it.

1428
01:23:52,028 --> 01:23:56,330
And I ask myself, if I would be
so deeply attached to you

1429
01:23:56,365 --> 01:24:01,168
if you weren't so deeply
attached to somebody else?

1430
01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:06,073
Come on, my dear, you-you gonna
miss the overtures.

1431
01:24:25,594 --> 01:24:28,862
What's that you're wearing?

1432
01:24:28,898 --> 01:24:30,631
It's the same necklace.

1433
01:24:30,666 --> 01:24:33,934
Well, he bought it back
from Mariacci and gave it to me.

1434
01:24:33,969 --> 01:24:35,769
Then, we can
sell it again.

1435
01:24:35,805 --> 01:24:38,272
But, this time
I'll take it to Tagliacorte.

1436
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:40,607
He give us, maybe a better
price, he's more ignorant.

1437
01:24:40,643 --> 01:24:42,176
You can't. Now it's mine.

1438
01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:43,444
- Yours?
    - Of course, it's mine.

1439
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:45,379
- And you accepted it?
     - Yes, I did.

1440
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:48,849
(Armand)
      'Stop the carriage.
      Stop it.'

1441
01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:50,451
Oh.

1442
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:57,558
Get out.
       Get out of there.

1443
01:25:00,963 --> 01:25:03,730
[speaking Italian]

1444
01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:38,332
Congratulations, Armand.
    My hero.

1445
01:25:38,367 --> 01:25:42,669
You've done what you've always
 wanted to do, kill someone.

1446
01:25:45,708 --> 01:25:47,608
Louise. Louise.

1447
01:25:49,211 --> 01:25:50,677
Louise!

1448
01:26:01,290 --> 01:26:03,557
Allow me to present
myself, Your Grace.

1449
01:26:03,592 --> 01:26:06,560
Frederic Mercier,
Chief of Police in Paris.

1450
01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:08,629
[chuckles]
Oh, yes.

1451
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:09,730
[clears throat]

1452
01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:12,099
This is my-my friend
and colleague

1453
01:26:12,134 --> 01:26:15,569
Colonel Ferruccio Peracca,
of the Carabinieri.

1454
01:26:17,039 --> 01:26:19,573
Please sit down,
        gentlemen.

1455
01:26:22,111 --> 01:26:23,510
What can I do for you?

1456
01:26:23,546 --> 01:26:26,980
Your Grace, we have
          recovered your jewels.

1457
01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,916
- Oh, where?
         - On a corpse.

1458
01:26:28,951 --> 01:26:30,184
On a corpse?

1459
01:26:30,219 --> 01:26:33,520
On the corpse
    of an old beggar woman.

1460
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:38,725
Your Grace, we must ask
    Louise a few questions.

1461
01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:41,128
I'm afraid, that's quite
impossible, she's far from well.

1462
01:26:41,163 --> 01:26:43,363
In that case, I'm afraid,
we'll to have arrest her

1463
01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:46,200
and conduct our inquiries
   at the prison hospital.

1464
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,735
But, you have no warrant.

1465
01:26:48,771 --> 01:26:50,170
Colonel.

1466
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:52,239
You see, Your Grace.

1467
01:26:52,274 --> 01:26:55,475
We know Louise Baldinucci
       was wearing your jewels.

1468
01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:58,178
We know exactly
                 what happened.

1469
01:26:58,214 --> 01:27:01,048
We have the deposition
          of your coachman.

1470
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,050
It's his word
         against mine.

1471
01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:05,752
Louise spent
      the evening with me.

1472
01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:07,321
Are you sure?

1473
01:27:07,356 --> 01:27:09,690
Are you accusing me of lying?

1474
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:13,060
A duke is incapable of lying,
 Your Grace.

1475
01:27:13,095 --> 01:27:15,963
He has, lapses of memory.

1476
01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:19,466
I repeat my question.
 Are you sure she was with you?

1477
01:27:19,501 --> 01:27:21,702
Damn it, sir, I should know
 where she spends her evenings

1478
01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,104
I intend to marry the girl.

1479
01:27:25,541 --> 01:27:26,573
Marry her?

1480
01:27:26,609 --> 01:27:30,310
But, I-I understand,
she's expecting a child.

1481
01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:31,612
Well?

1482
01:27:31,647 --> 01:27:32,746
Really, inspector.

1483
01:27:32,781 --> 01:27:35,449
And you're the chief
      of police of Paris.

1484
01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:41,021
May I, uh, offer
    you gentlemen something?

1485
01:27:41,056 --> 01:27:43,557
With pleasure.
Armand Denis.

1486
01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:47,628
Where is he hiding?

1487
01:27:47,663 --> 01:27:49,263
Armand Denis?

1488
01:27:53,035 --> 01:27:55,636
I haven't the faintest idea.

1489
01:27:55,671 --> 01:27:57,571
Inspector Mercier.

1490
01:28:01,343 --> 01:28:04,077
You really shouldn't,
my dear, in your condition.

1491
01:28:04,113 --> 01:28:06,246
I know why they
        are here, Dicky.

1492
01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:09,016
There's nothing
        to protect now.

1493
01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:10,550
Just..

1494
01:28:11,854 --> 01:28:13,820
- You want Armand Denis?
 - You're too late, my darling.

1495
01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:15,289
I've already told them.

1496
01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:17,624
It's, uh, quite clear then,
     isn't it gentleman?

1497
01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:20,327
The anarchists are operating
    at the Villa Chilerio

1498
01:28:20,362 --> 01:28:22,529
two kilometers
       out on the road to Genoa.

1499
01:28:22,564 --> 01:28:23,830
Ah, Villa Chilerio.

1500
01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:26,133
There was no need
       to repeat it, Your Grace.

1501
01:28:26,168 --> 01:28:28,702
We had understood you
           the first time.

1502
01:28:29,605 --> 01:28:31,271
'Louise.'

1503
01:28:37,313 --> 01:28:41,648
Oh, Dicky.
Dicky, the perfect gentleman.

1504
01:28:41,684 --> 01:28:45,652
You won't even allow me
anything on my conscience.

1505
01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:51,658
[dramatic music]

1506
01:29:03,739 --> 01:29:04,838
Mercier.

1507
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:21,488
[music continues]

1508
01:29:33,435 --> 01:29:35,402
Welcome to Their Graces.

1509
01:29:35,437 --> 01:29:37,904
Three cheers
                to Their Graces.

1510
01:29:37,940 --> 01:29:40,674
- Hip-hip
           - Hooray!

1511
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:41,541
Better than that.

1512
01:29:41,577 --> 01:29:43,844
- Hip-hip
          - 'Hooray!'

1513
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,345
Now, here we are.

1514
01:29:45,381 --> 01:29:48,482
Not exactly intimate,
     but it's home.

1515
01:29:49,985 --> 01:29:51,485
Welcome home, Your Grace.

1516
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,453
Thank you.
     It's good to be back.

1517
01:29:53,489 --> 01:29:58,125
I dare say. The nursemaids
are waiting, Your Grace.

1518
01:29:58,160 --> 01:30:00,494
Uh, with your permission..

1519
01:30:01,864 --> 01:30:04,231
(together)
           Aw.

1520
01:30:04,266 --> 01:30:06,533
[indistinct chatter]

1521
01:30:37,399 --> 01:30:39,332
Ah, with your permission,
Your Grace..

1522
01:30:39,368 --> 01:30:41,601
[clears throat]

1523
01:30:41,637 --> 01:30:44,871
Ms. Heatherstone,
the head nurse.

1524
01:30:44,907 --> 01:30:48,842
'And Ms. Wheelwright,
     the night nurse.'

1525
01:30:50,379 --> 01:30:53,613
'Ms. Godalming,
       the under nurse.'

1526
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:57,651
Ms. Bell,
the in-between nurse.

1527
01:31:00,222 --> 01:31:02,255
Am I suppose to choose one?

1528
01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,957
Gracious, no.
                We take the lot.

1529
01:31:03,992 --> 01:31:05,258
Oh, never.

1530
01:31:05,294 --> 01:31:07,694
I want to look after
      the child myself.

1531
01:31:07,729 --> 01:31:09,529
[baby bawling]

1532
01:31:09,565 --> 01:31:11,198
What happens when
when we're alone's one thing.

1533
01:31:11,233 --> 01:31:13,867
But for the sake of appearances,
we must have at least four.

1534
01:31:13,902 --> 01:31:15,001
I had eight.

1535
01:31:15,037 --> 01:31:17,704
Let's be having you then,
   young master.

1536
01:31:17,739 --> 01:31:20,941
Ms. Godalming, prepare a bath,
please. Luke warm to cold.

1537
01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:24,678
We don't want to make
a sissy of you, My Lord.

1538
01:31:24,713 --> 01:31:26,780
Let them. I insist
             you meet my mother.

1539
01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:29,382
Your Grace, the Dowager Duchess
is waiting for you

1540
01:31:29,418 --> 01:31:31,451
in the Wellington room,
Your Grace.

1541
01:31:31,487 --> 01:31:33,954
Yes, the Wellington room,
Your Grace

1542
01:31:33,989 --> 01:31:35,589
you remember, this way.

1543
01:31:35,624 --> 01:31:38,558
It's quite a long walk,
I'm afraid.

1544
01:31:43,432 --> 01:31:47,067
[clears throat]
Their Graces, Your Grace.

1545
01:31:47,102 --> 01:31:48,802
Mother.

1546
01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:53,240
Mother?

1547
01:31:53,275 --> 01:31:54,508
Ah, mother.

1548
01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:57,811
Mother, I'd like
to present my wife, Louise.

1549
01:32:00,182 --> 01:32:01,615
Louise, I'd like you
to meet my mother

1550
01:32:01,650 --> 01:32:04,451
'The Dowager Duchess
      of Lendale.'

1551
01:32:04,486 --> 01:32:07,854
My aunt, Ernestine,
Lady Bott.

1552
01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:12,826
My other aunt, uh, the
Marchioness of Pittlochrey.

1553
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:15,829
And my third aunt,
Honoria, Lady Poke.

1554
01:32:17,165 --> 01:32:19,499
How long haven't you seen
       your mother, Dicky?

1555
01:32:19,535 --> 01:32:22,068
Oh, eighteen years.

1556
01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,004
And you don't kiss her?

1557
01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:32,012
[screaming]

1558
01:32:37,252 --> 01:32:39,219
Bath time, My Lord.

1559
01:32:39,254 --> 01:32:40,987
Another five minutes, Nanny.

1560
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:42,956
If we break the routine,
        Your Grace, it may have

1561
01:32:42,991 --> 01:32:46,026
incalculable effects on his
     Lordship in later life.

1562
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:49,062
A rolling stone gathers no moss,
remember, Your Grace.

1563
01:32:49,097 --> 01:32:50,330
'Come, sir.'

1564
01:32:50,365 --> 01:32:52,032
Don't you think
    you bathe him too often?

1565
01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,668
There's nothing like cold water
to harden the lad.

1566
01:32:54,703 --> 01:32:58,605
And after all we don't want him
a faint heart, do we?

1567
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:01,541
In France, we don't
     take a bathe everyday.

1568
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:05,812
That explains a great deal,
if you don't mind my saying so.

1569
01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:08,181
What do you mean?

1570
01:33:08,216 --> 01:33:11,518
India, Africa, Canada.

1571
01:33:12,387 --> 01:33:14,654
Come on, My Lord.

1572
01:33:14,690 --> 01:33:17,357
'Mind over matter.
       Grin and bear it.'

1573
01:33:17,392 --> 01:33:19,893
'Grin and bear it.'

1574
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:22,062
(Louise)
            'Dicky?'

1575
01:33:29,137 --> 01:33:30,236
'Dicky.'

1576
01:33:32,174 --> 01:33:33,540
I haven't seen you for days.

1577
01:33:33,575 --> 01:33:35,108
No, nonsense, Louise.

1578
01:33:35,143 --> 01:33:38,578
You're exaggerating. We met, oh,
yesterday morning, wasn't it?

1579
01:33:38,614 --> 01:33:41,781
We met by chance,
               in a corridor.

1580
01:33:44,653 --> 01:33:48,722
Louise, the world isn't divided
into the rich and the poor.

1581
01:33:48,757 --> 01:33:51,391
It divided into the helpers
and the helped.

1582
01:33:51,426 --> 01:33:53,593
You and I are both helpers.

1583
01:33:53,629 --> 01:33:56,262
We're a bit wasted
on each other.

1584
01:33:56,298 --> 01:33:57,897
In a way, that's true.

1585
01:33:57,933 --> 01:33:59,899
- He may come back.
      - Who?

1586
01:33:59,935 --> 01:34:01,568
Oh, that good looking,
incompetent

1587
01:34:01,603 --> 01:34:03,169
muddleheaded jackass.

1588
01:34:03,205 --> 01:34:04,404
He may.

1589
01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:05,972
If he does, I won't
have him in the house.

1590
01:34:06,008 --> 01:34:07,440
He brings those
friends of his all along

1591
01:34:07,476 --> 01:34:09,342
and they're too noisy
altogether.

1592
01:34:09,378 --> 01:34:14,014
My darling, I'm gonna build you
a summerhouse, over there.

1593
01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:18,985
Then both of us will always know
where to find you.

1594
01:34:21,590 --> 01:34:23,690
I think there is a good spot.

1595
01:34:24,693 --> 01:34:27,594
Or over there, by the lake.

1596
01:34:27,629 --> 01:34:30,897
[piano music]

1597
01:34:39,241 --> 01:34:43,043
You've made this room
most, most charming, Louise.

1598
01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:45,111
I don't know why, but it reminds
me of something

1599
01:34:45,147 --> 01:34:48,848
some room I used to have in
  Rome, or Paris.

1600
01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:50,750
I still think it cries out
   for a double bed

1601
01:34:50,786 --> 01:34:52,752
instead of these two singles.

1602
01:34:53,755 --> 01:34:55,355
(Dicky)
      'Come along, Giles.'

1603
01:34:55,390 --> 01:34:56,623
You're gonna visit
              the horses now

1604
01:34:56,658 --> 01:34:58,224
and may get out of
              having your bath.

1605
01:34:58,260 --> 01:35:01,127
Nanny will never think of
looking for you in the stables.

1606
01:35:01,163 --> 01:35:03,530
Right, you sir.

1607
01:35:03,565 --> 01:35:05,465
How many times have I asked you
not to call me sir

1608
01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:07,100
except in front of the servants.

1609
01:35:07,135 --> 01:35:08,668
Dicky.

1610
01:35:08,704 --> 01:35:12,906
Don't you think, um,
 I'm getting to look like him.

1611
01:35:12,941 --> 01:35:14,841
Come along.

1612
01:35:20,982 --> 01:35:24,050
[dramatic music]

1613
01:35:28,123 --> 01:35:29,289
Maestro.

1614
01:35:29,324 --> 01:35:30,657
Maestro.

1615
01:35:30,692 --> 01:35:33,960
Never applause till the end
of the piece, madame.

1616
01:35:35,297 --> 01:35:36,896
What are you doing here?

1617
01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:39,199
Your coat is covered with mud.

1618
01:35:40,702 --> 01:35:42,535
How did you get in?

1619
01:35:42,571 --> 01:35:45,405
I climbed over your wall.

1620
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:46,473
Why?

1621
01:35:46,508 --> 01:35:48,641
I bring you a message.

1622
01:35:48,677 --> 01:35:50,910
- Armand?
           - Exactly.

1623
01:35:50,946 --> 01:35:55,749
He wants you to give a masked
 ball, on the 7th of March.

1624
01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:57,450
That's the day we first met.

1625
01:35:57,486 --> 01:36:00,954
He wishes all the celebrities
in England to be invited.

1626
01:36:00,989 --> 01:36:02,555
But Armand will
      still be in prison.

1627
01:36:02,591 --> 01:36:04,924
France has
   a new president, you know

1628
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,861
who is very eager to be popular.

1629
01:36:07,896 --> 01:36:10,530
'He has decreed
       a general amnesty'

1630
01:36:10,565 --> 01:36:12,732
'for all political prisoners'

1631
01:36:12,768 --> 01:36:14,868
as his first official act.

1632
01:36:14,903 --> 01:36:17,437
- Armand is free?
       - Yes.

1633
01:36:17,472 --> 01:36:20,740
[instrumental music]

1634
01:36:41,463 --> 01:36:43,196
- Sapper.
         - Oh, my dear.

1635
01:36:44,633 --> 01:36:45,965
I want you to meet

1636
01:36:46,001 --> 01:36:47,934
the president of France
    and the prime minister.

1637
01:36:47,969 --> 01:36:49,469
- In a moment, Dicky.
     - No, now, dear.

1638
01:36:49,504 --> 01:36:51,204
They're your guests of honor.

1639
01:36:51,239 --> 01:36:52,939
What's the matter
     with you this evening?

1640
01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:54,607
- Why are you so nervous, hmm?
 - It's a lovely party.

1641
01:36:54,643 --> 01:36:56,042
Isn't it, Dicky?

1642
01:36:56,077 --> 01:36:57,777
[chuckles]

1643
01:36:57,813 --> 01:37:01,080
[speaking French]

1644
01:37:02,551 --> 01:37:04,551
Prime minister, I'd like
to present my wife.

1645
01:37:04,586 --> 01:37:07,020
[chuckles]
                  How do you do?

1646
01:37:07,055 --> 01:37:08,354
I-I've heard so much about you.

1647
01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:09,789
How do you do?

1648
01:37:09,825 --> 01:37:13,660
And Mr. Gerome. President,
<i>la Republique francais.</i>

1649
01:37:13,695 --> 01:37:15,795
Welcome to this..

1650
01:37:18,400 --> 01:37:21,034
...to this house, Mr. Gerome.

1651
01:37:23,772 --> 01:37:25,438
[chuckles]

1652
01:37:26,741 --> 01:37:29,976
I'm sorry, Dick.
   I'm not feeling very well.

1653
01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,848
She's not quite herself tonight.

1654
01:37:35,884 --> 01:37:37,817
Everyone knows I never
speak ill of anyone.

1655
01:37:37,853 --> 01:37:40,653
But I heard that she..

1656
01:37:40,689 --> 01:37:42,455
[chuckles]

1657
01:37:54,970 --> 01:37:57,804
[instrumental music]

1658
01:38:07,582 --> 01:38:09,249
Armand?

1659
01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:13,753
Armand.

1660
01:38:14,923 --> 01:38:17,924
I have been looking for you.

1661
01:38:25,467 --> 01:38:26,866
I've come to take you away.

1662
01:38:26,902 --> 01:38:30,270
Oh, kiss me, hold me
in your arms.

1663
01:38:34,709 --> 01:38:36,709
- Strange.
           - What?

1664
01:38:36,745 --> 01:38:39,812
Time. You haven't
       changed at all.

1665
01:38:39,848 --> 01:38:41,614
Well, don't let me go.

1666
01:38:41,650 --> 01:38:44,550
- Kiss me again.
        - No, not yet.

1667
01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:47,854
- What's the matter?
   - Take off that necklace.

1668
01:38:48,957 --> 01:38:51,024
Oh, I'm sorry, my darling.

1669
01:38:51,059 --> 01:38:54,127
I've had it
on my conscience for so long.

1670
01:38:54,162 --> 01:38:58,531
You were not to know that you'd
beg a woman would die of shock.

1671
01:38:58,566 --> 01:39:00,300
What I did was unforgivable.

1672
01:39:00,335 --> 01:39:04,037
So unforgivable that you're
     still wearing it?

1673
01:39:05,373 --> 01:39:08,207
What can I tell Dicky?

1674
01:39:08,243 --> 01:39:09,509
He'll see it's gone.

1675
01:39:09,544 --> 01:39:11,210
No, he won't.

1676
01:39:11,246 --> 01:39:13,513
You're not going back to the
    ball. You're coming with me.

1677
01:39:13,548 --> 01:39:15,248
As you are.

1678
01:39:16,318 --> 01:39:19,018
You're no longer rich.

1679
01:39:19,054 --> 01:39:21,521
And you're no longer a duchess.

1680
01:39:23,758 --> 01:39:25,792
You know what we're gonna do
  when we get back to Paris

1681
01:39:25,827 --> 01:39:27,860
with the greatest coup
     of my career

1682
01:39:27,896 --> 01:39:29,595
and this time you're
gonna help me.

1683
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:30,697
We're going to dynamite
    the archives

1684
01:39:30,732 --> 01:39:32,031
at police headquarters.

1685
01:39:32,067 --> 01:39:33,967
Blow away photograph,
     every fingerprint

1686
01:39:34,002 --> 01:39:36,469
every scrap
     of evidence sky high.

1687
01:39:36,504 --> 01:39:40,306
And for no criminal in France
 will have any record, anymore.

1688
01:39:41,443 --> 01:39:43,743
That'll hit society
     where it really hurts.

1689
01:39:43,778 --> 01:39:46,179
I'll carry the dynamite
    in my laundry basket.

1690
01:39:46,214 --> 01:39:47,981
I'll tell Mercier
    I have vital information

1691
01:39:48,016 --> 01:39:50,249
about some anarchists.

1692
01:39:50,285 --> 01:39:53,186
- I have a better idea.
    - Hmm, you're smiling.

1693
01:39:53,221 --> 01:39:56,422
Whatever happens,
it can't go wrong.

1694
01:40:00,829 --> 01:40:02,595
Armand Denis?

1695
01:40:05,066 --> 01:40:07,867
Louise Baldinucci?

1696
01:40:12,607 --> 01:40:15,875
[instrumental music]

1697
01:40:29,758 --> 01:40:31,491
What are Sapper
and Lacoeur doing here?

1698
01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:33,993
- 'And now.'
- You know perfectly well.

1699
01:40:34,029 --> 01:40:35,661
(mon
'Ladies and gentlemen'

1700
01:40:35,697 --> 01:40:39,632
'will you kindly take your
partner for the gallop.'

1701
01:40:39,667 --> 01:40:42,702
[applauding]

1702
01:40:42,737 --> 01:40:46,005
[instrumental music]

1703
01:41:17,572 --> 01:41:18,738
My necklace.

1704
01:41:18,773 --> 01:41:20,273
Oh.

1705
01:41:21,876 --> 01:41:23,810
My jewels, they're gone.

1706
01:41:23,845 --> 01:41:25,144
[screaming]

1707
01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:28,181
- 'Edward.'
- Oh, they've stolen tiara.

1708
01:41:28,216 --> 01:41:31,651
- Stay here.
- Well, what're you going to do?

1709
01:41:31,686 --> 01:41:33,619
Quiet!

1710
01:41:33,655 --> 01:41:35,021
(Armand)
'Quiet everyone.'

1711
01:41:35,056 --> 01:41:36,589
No one is to leave here.

1712
01:41:36,624 --> 01:41:40,126
Notorious gang of jewel thieves
have been operating among you.

1713
01:41:40,161 --> 01:41:41,527
Don't give into panic.

1714
01:41:41,563 --> 01:41:44,464
I'm inspector Mercier,
     of the Paris police.

1715
01:41:44,499 --> 01:41:46,699
That's a lie.

1716
01:41:46,734 --> 01:41:48,768
Armand Denis, lay down your gun.

1717
01:41:48,803 --> 01:41:50,203
Give that one.

1718
01:41:51,206 --> 01:41:53,906
- David!
      - Don't anyone move.

1719
01:41:53,942 --> 01:41:55,675
Sapper, Lacoeur!

1720
01:41:55,710 --> 01:41:58,244
This is what covered amnesties
 <i> monsieur</i>president.

1721
01:41:58,279 --> 01:42:00,847
Do something Mercier.
     Do something.

1722
01:42:00,882 --> 01:42:02,615
What are you waiting for?

1723
01:42:02,650 --> 01:42:04,417
Gladiators?

1724
01:42:04,452 --> 01:42:05,585
[crowd laughing]

1725
01:42:05,620 --> 01:42:07,053
Look, look what we got.

1726
01:42:07,088 --> 01:42:08,654
- Not here.
          - Oh.

1727
01:42:08,690 --> 01:42:11,357
Make no attempt to follow us,
 I won't hesitate to shoot.

1728
01:42:11,392 --> 01:42:13,292
[gunshot]

1729
01:42:14,028 --> 01:42:17,096
I do beg your pardon. My fault.

1730
01:42:17,132 --> 01:42:21,134
Catch them. They won't go far.
 Come on, follow them.

1731
01:42:22,003 --> 01:42:24,437
[intense music]

1732
01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:29,709
It's raining.

1733
01:42:29,744 --> 01:42:34,480
Umbrellas, quick. Umbrellas.
  Don't worry, we'll get them.

1734
01:42:38,987 --> 01:42:40,786
[bugle call]

1735
01:42:52,066 --> 01:42:55,334
[screaming]

1736
01:43:04,145 --> 01:43:06,746
[indistinct chatter]

1737
01:43:08,650 --> 01:43:11,717
[instrumental music]

1738
01:43:32,740 --> 01:43:34,907
[indistinct screaming]

1739
01:43:34,943 --> 01:43:38,277
Funny. I thought
    I heard someone come in.

1740
01:43:39,747 --> 01:43:41,847
Well, what happened?

1741
01:43:41,883 --> 01:43:43,416
We never found him.

1742
01:43:43,451 --> 01:43:45,117
Never?

1743
01:43:45,153 --> 01:43:47,753
- Where did he go?
       - In here.

1744
01:43:47,789 --> 01:43:49,622
I locked him in here.

1745
01:43:51,159 --> 01:43:53,859
- In here?
      - In that cupboard.

1746
01:43:54,929 --> 01:43:57,296
- That cupboard?
        - Open it.

1747
01:43:58,066 --> 01:44:00,199
Open it. Well..

1748
01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:11,277
'Go on. Don't be afraid.'

1749
01:44:19,554 --> 01:44:22,288
- He's gone.
     - 'I should hope so.'

1750
01:44:22,323 --> 01:44:24,690
'That was 50 years ago.'

1751
01:44:24,726 --> 01:44:26,125
'Come, my dear.'

1752
01:44:26,160 --> 01:44:29,495
The car will be here presently
to take us in to London.

1753
01:44:29,530 --> 01:44:33,566
I have tickets for a new play
 about the Gunpowder Plot.

1754
01:44:33,601 --> 01:44:36,502
The critics have
hailed it as explosive.

1755
01:44:36,537 --> 01:44:38,738
Well, is that..

1756
01:44:39,741 --> 01:44:42,541
...is that the bomb?

1757
01:44:42,577 --> 01:44:43,709
Yes.

1758
01:44:43,745 --> 01:44:45,344
I never could get rid of it.

1759
01:44:45,380 --> 01:44:49,582
It isn't a thing you can just
put into the waste paper basket.

1760
01:44:53,254 --> 01:44:55,488
- It's raining.
        - Huh.

1761
01:44:55,523 --> 01:44:56,689
Astonishing.

1762
01:44:56,724 --> 01:44:59,792
It's only a shower, the vagaries
of English climate.

1763
01:44:59,827 --> 01:45:02,261
I know who will be pleased.
     The farmers.

1764
01:45:02,297 --> 01:45:05,698
- 'There's the car.'
      - Huh, however.

1765
01:45:06,801 --> 01:45:09,568
Your eight children, I mean..

1766
01:45:09,604 --> 01:45:11,470
- Who?
     - Who's their mother?

1767
01:45:11,506 --> 01:45:13,873
- I am, Percy.
     - Yes, I realize that.

1768
01:45:14,976 --> 01:45:17,743
And their father is Armand.

1769
01:45:17,779 --> 01:45:19,412
Father of all of them?

1770
01:45:19,447 --> 01:45:21,213
Not even one is a Lendale?

1771
01:45:21,249 --> 01:45:23,182
Not one of them.

1772
01:45:23,217 --> 01:45:27,053
When Dicky died in 1924

1773
01:45:27,088 --> 01:45:29,488
his last words to me were

1774
01:45:29,524 --> 01:45:33,359
"The one thing
I regret about dying, my dear

1775
01:45:33,394 --> 01:45:37,396
"is that you'll have to stop
having children now."

1776
01:45:37,432 --> 01:45:40,366
Jeremy was born a year after
Dicky's death.

1777
01:45:40,401 --> 01:45:42,635
But there was no gossip.

1778
01:45:42,670 --> 01:45:47,006
Thank goodness, the English are
never surprised by slowness.

1779
01:45:47,041 --> 01:45:49,275
This is perfectly scandalous.

1780
01:45:49,310 --> 01:45:50,509
Look, I couldn't
            possibly write that.

1781
01:45:50,545 --> 01:45:52,078
I mean, what about
              the censorship?

1782
01:45:52,113 --> 01:45:56,649
On the contrary. There was never
anything between Dicky and me.

1783
01:45:56,684 --> 01:46:01,821
Because he had a healthy respect
for the institution of marriage.

1784
01:46:01,856 --> 01:46:03,923
What do you mean?

1785
01:46:03,958 --> 01:46:09,362
I married Armand in Switzerland
over 50 years ago.

1786
01:46:10,298 --> 01:46:14,767
And...you're
                not even Lady L?

1787
01:46:14,802 --> 01:46:16,502
I never have been.

1788
01:46:16,537 --> 01:46:18,170
Oh.

1789
01:46:18,206 --> 01:46:20,840
You can't write
my story, Percy.

1790
01:46:20,875 --> 01:46:25,511
Precisely because it's too moral
to be accepted by society.

1791
01:46:25,546 --> 01:46:28,481
But, but
        you're marriage license?

1792
01:46:28,516 --> 01:46:30,549
Your children's birth
           certificates?

1793
01:46:30,585 --> 01:46:33,686
They're among Armand's
finest forgeries.

1794
01:46:33,721 --> 01:46:37,289
Even Dicky was full of
admiration for them.

1795
01:46:37,325 --> 01:46:39,425
[engine revving]

1796
01:46:43,331 --> 01:46:44,930
But, where is your..

1797
01:46:44,966 --> 01:46:48,367
I can hardly bring myself
   to mouth the audious word.

1798
01:46:48,403 --> 01:46:50,836
Where is your, ugh, husband?

1799
01:46:50,872 --> 01:46:52,171
Excuse me, please.

1800
01:46:52,206 --> 01:46:55,174
Armand, help Sir Percy,
    will you, dear?

1801
01:46:55,209 --> 01:46:56,642
Armand has been
        shuttle worth

1802
01:46:56,677 --> 01:46:58,778
for longer than
      I care to remember.

1803
01:46:58,813 --> 01:47:02,481
It's by far
       his best disguise.

1804
01:47:21,669 --> 01:47:23,402
It's been difficult
      for him since

1805
01:47:23,438 --> 01:47:25,604
he never really
               learned to drive.

1806
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:29,375
And since he's always been
an anarchist at heart

1807
01:47:29,410 --> 01:47:32,645
there's nothing he hates more
   than signals.

1808
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:33,813
Damned red lights

1809
01:47:33,848 --> 01:47:37,983
their by society to hold down
the working classes.

1810
01:47:38,019 --> 01:47:39,652
[explosion]

1811
01:47:41,989 --> 01:47:44,490
The bomb, at last.

1812
01:47:45,893 --> 01:47:48,160
[laughing]

1813
01:47:48,196 --> 01:47:49,862
To London, Armand.

1814
01:47:49,897 --> 01:47:51,964
On the road, if possible.

1815
01:47:51,999 --> 01:47:53,666
[engine revving]

1816
01:47:57,972 --> 01:48:00,539
[engine sputtering]

1817
01:48:02,009 --> 01:48:05,077
[instrumental music]