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It's T-minus one
week until the 25th anniversary

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of the iconic "Glamazons"
cover story

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for Dress Up magazine,
written by yours truly.

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The lovely legends
plan to recreate their famous

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cover photo after decades

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of separation and bad blood.

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Madison Fortune and her husband,

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Thomas "TJ" James

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are spearheading the reunion.
They say

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it'll be all about healing,
about inclusivity,

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about showing the world how far

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models have come
from the wicked '90s.

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The question: will Tiff Giles...

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disfigured in a
violent street attack

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and long out of public view...

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join her fellow models
in front of the camera?

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Fashionistas agree it wouldn't
be the same without her.

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Blast from the past.

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You got to be kidding me.

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You don't return calls.

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I had to drive all the way
to Chester, Pennsylvania

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just to beg in person.

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All right.
So, go ahead, beg.

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Give me one good reason
why I should come.

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You look incredible,
for starters.

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The world should see
what a real shero looks like.

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Shero?

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That's the name
of my new agency.

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Oh, that's right.

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The meanest of the mean girls

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preaching inclusivity and
sisterhood... that's hilarious.

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I mean it, Tiff.

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And you embody everything
I want the agency to be.

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It's important you're there.

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Yeah, well,
it's important to you.

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My presence there shows everyone
that all is forgiven

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while you try
to launch your new brand.

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Isn't it time?

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Is it?

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What else you got?

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Some regrets.

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I had to take half a Benny,
like old times,

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just to walk in here.

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Oh.
Well, that is interesting.

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Do you have something
you need to say to me?

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We never really
talked about what happened.

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I should have come to see you
at the hospital

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like the other girls, not flown
off to do some photo shoot.

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That was deeply uncool.

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Eh, we were never friends,
we were rivals.

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- You didn't owe me anything.
- Still.

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I need you to know how horrible
TJ and I felt that morning.

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W... Which morning?

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- Hmm?
- Well,

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they didn't ID me
until later that afternoon,

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and the story didn't break
until that night.

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It was... the morning
after the attack.

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And you two were in the Hamptons
when all this happened, right?

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I guess you were still there?

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Or, no, wait...
the morning after,

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you must have been on
that flight to Hawaii already.

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It was so long ago.
The details get fuzzy.

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But it's always haunted me.

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Just wanted you
to know that, I-I guess.

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Sorry to rip up old wounds.

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Well, wait.
Stay, have a drink.

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I mean, you...
you came all the way here.

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Can't mix it with the Benny,
especially if I'm driving.

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Rain check, though?

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Maybe in New York?

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It really would mean a lot
if you came, Tiff.

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Will you at least
think about it?

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I'll think about it.

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Don't wobble.
Right?

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Oh, hey, wait,
you left your bag.

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For expenses.

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Nabria, no, just, uh, stand by.

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I have her here in case
Tiff doesn't show.

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Maybe having a new face
blended in with the legends

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could be stunning.

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Always a step ahead.

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Well, that's why
you keep me around.

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Welcome home, Tiffany.

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Oh, no makeup.
We shoot as we are.

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Amen.
So it will be.

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Glamazons,

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meet the sheroes.

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Nabria escaped the war
in South Sudan,

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Sveta is a refugee from Kyiv.

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Um, what's with this one?

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Harper is from New Jersey.

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- Mm.
- She struggles with ADHD.

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Ah.

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Beautiful faces

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from ugly places.

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Ooh. Is that your slogan?

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I believe strongly
you should keep workshopping.

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Hey, how's that beauty-
slash-office supply business

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working out for you?

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The market wasn't ready.

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- Mm-hmm.
- You used to live here, too?

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Yeah, it was
a very long time ago.

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But I feel like that
makes us sisters, somehow.

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We're going to a vodka launch
party tonight. You should come.

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It's called Free-Cycle.

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Sir David Attenborough's
first endorsed spirit.

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Sveta, you want
to tell us about it?

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Free-Cycle is the world's first

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carbon negative vodka,

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sustainably produced
from unwanted baked goods,

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discarded banana peels

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and ugly vegetables that would

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otherwise be put in a landfill.

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And it's smooth and delicious.

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- Isn't she good?
- So, it's made of garbage?

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Hey, it's 80 proof,

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free all night,
and the party's on a yacht.

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With all the right VIPs.

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Oh, still the same old TJ.

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But, I mean, I knew that

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the second your wife dropped off
a bag of cash for me.

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Oh, hey, whatever it takes.

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They should put that
on your tombstone.

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But not anytime soon.
Drinks?

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I'll be back.

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What... Oh.

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Oh, it's amazing to be back.

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It is amazing, isn't it?

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How did it all come about?
I mean,

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- who called who?
- Who let this creep in here?

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- Why does it matter, Julian?
- This is the first time

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in 25 years
that all four Glamazons

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have been together
in the same room.

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My readers will want
all the juicy details.

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All ten of them?

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Come on,
who made the first move?

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You all hate each other, right?

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Come on. Let's go.

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- Excuse me.
- Let's go.

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- Uh, w-why?
- Go.

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Get-get off. Get off.

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You scared me.

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Sorry.

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Took the secret entrance
for old time's sake.

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Didn't sneak any boys
in with you this time?

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Nah, I left them all
at the party

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with your United Nations
of models.

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Where's TJ?
It's so quiet in here.

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Ah, he's in his man cave.

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Usually comes up
after I'm asleep.

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Yeah, that romance is red-hot.

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I see the old bar's still here.

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Let's have some wine spritzers
in Ms. Helen's honor.

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You owe me a rain check.

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I remember.

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And it's been a rare
"no Benny" day,

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so let's chin chin.

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Can't believe you're in

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Miss Helen's
old living quarters.

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- Looks exactly the same.
- Yeah.

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That was the idea
when we took it over...

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refurbish a little, re-brand,

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but mostly leave it alone.

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I'm coming down.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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I'll bring it up to you, madame.

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Miss Helen used to
stand up here and watch over us,

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make sure we were behaving.

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She was pretty easy to fool.

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Yeah.

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She thought the best of people.

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Till she couldn't.

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You know you messed up, right?

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Back at my bar?

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What are you talking about?

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I mean, your alibi
was always shaky,

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but now you can't even
keep it straight.

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You and TJ
were behind my attack.

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Did you put something
in my drink?

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Just admit it
and everything'll be fine.

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Tiff...

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Tiff, it-it was TJ, okay?
TJ did it, not me.

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I was s...

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- so mad at him when he...
- No, no, no, no.

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No more games.
It was a joint alibi.

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You were both in on it.

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And now you're both gonna pay.

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Aah!

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Don't wobble.

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She must have overdone
the Bennies and fallen.

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Did your wife
overdo it regularly, Mr. James?

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No, it just helps... helped...
her sleep.

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God, I'm so pissed
I wasn't there.

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Where were you?

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Down in my man cave
with my headphones,

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just chilling with some edibles.

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I didn't hear a thing,
then I came up, there she was.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Is this another very attractive
basketball team?

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No. Those are models.

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This is a model house.

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They live here?

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That's very glamorous.

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Was anyone else home
at the time?

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I don't think so. They were
all out at a party, and...

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But I don't even know
what time she fell.

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You two have a fight?

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Is that why you
were in separate places?

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No.
What are you trying to say?

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Everything was great.

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It's a weak alibi.

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And that fall could be
consistent with domestic abuse.

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But he does seem
truly upset, though.

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Maybe he didn't
intend to have it to go that far.

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Ooh, who's that?

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Tiff Giles.

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Used to be a supermodel.

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Been to hell and back.

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Hi.

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I'm Els...
Oh, sorry.

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I'm Elsbeth Tascioni.

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I'm sort of with the police.

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Another attack?

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I hope you people
do better this time.

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And I'll tell you something.

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This whole world?

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It isn't pretty.

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Apparently not.

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I've been reading up
on the Glamazons. Boy!

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That was a wild time.

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Where were you back then?

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Oh. I was in law school.

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I had the high-waisted pants,
which are back.

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And the bixie haircut.

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The cross between a bob
and a pixie, a la Meg Ryan.

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Oh, gosh, I love Meg Ryan.

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And I wept
when my pet Tamagotchi died.

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Boy, I really did that decade.

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Glamazons were bigger
than Beanie Babies.

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Yeah, and it seems like
Tiff Giles

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was the "it girl," at least...

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until that attack.
That was...

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ooh, that was brutal.

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Seemed like a random robbery
gone wrong.

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No one was ever arrested.

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I'm gonna have to ask Nadine
about that.

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Mm. Not sure it had
anything to do with

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Madison Fortune's death, though.

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Well, there were four
Glamazons, and now two of them...

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Tiff and Madison... have now
been victims of violent crimes.

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I mean, is that just bad luck?

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Maybe the connection
was Thomas James.

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He was around for both.

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You know the guy, Captain?

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Uh, yeah, back in the day.

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We used to patrol the clubs.

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Limelight, Area, Palladium.

258
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,753
TJ was always with a
string of young models.

259
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,123
I don't know what his game was,
but he seemed sleazy as hell.

260
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:12,325
Well, that makes him icky,

261
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,761
but not necessarily a murderer.

262
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,264
Security footage
showed only residents

263
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,400
going in and out that night,
so the suspect pool is limited.

264
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,136
And, by TJ's own admission,
he never left the building.

265
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,006
Well, he asked permission to
make funeral arrangements today.

266
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,740
I'm having an officer tail him,

267
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,242
see where he goes, what he does.

268
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,112
The models arrived.

269
00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:35,883
Somehow, seeing them here is
even worse for my self-esteem.

270
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,618
Just remember,
they may be stunning,

271
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,753
but we can solve crimes.

272
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:46,826
She saved me from war
and got me Invisalign.

273
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,929
Ms. Maddy was my shero.

274
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,131
I feel bad. We were partying

275
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:53,766
so hard while Ms. Madison
was falling down.

276
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,869
But we were drinking
the garbage vodka,

277
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,871
so I hope we made her proud.

278
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,607
Who will look after us now?

279
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,709
This sucks.

280
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,178
But the brand launch
was kinda bomb.

281
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,114
There was
a vodka bottle ice luge

282
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,815
and I danced
with some of the Knicks

283
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,718
and that actor who kissed
his brother on White Lotus.

284
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,155
We got to
the party at about 10:00

285
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,757
and we came home
when the sun rose.

286
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,360
Mr. TJ was
standing over her body.

287
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,630
How had TJ seemed lately?
Anything out of the ordinary?

288
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,466
I was surprised he wasn't
on the yacht with us.

289
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,902
He's usually there,
introducing us around.

290
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,538
He's actually been
staying home a lot,

291
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,473
hiding out in his man cave.

292
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,509
No one knows what he's doing.
Seems suss as hell.

293
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,878
TJ was keeping secrets.

294
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:40,948
I think she was concerned.

295
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,450
Oh, yes, I was
on the yacht as well.

296
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,552
I danced all night
and made out with the DJ,

297
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,387
just like old times.

298
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,389
Nadine, you're incredible.

299
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,158
I had to keep up
with the sheroes.

300
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,327
Even politically aware models
seem to party pretty hard.

301
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,896
Call them what you will,
models are still models,

302
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,165
- and vodka is still vodka.
- Yeah.

303
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,102
So, you lived in a model house.

304
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,171
That is so intriguing.

305
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,139
- Can you tell me how that works?
- Well,

306
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,576
models live rent-free in
exchange for going to parties

307
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,946
and entertaining VIPs,
mostly men.

308
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,682
Before Insta,
it was the only way to be seen.

309
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,017
Girls still do it, though.

310
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,153
- And what's TJ's role?
- TJ's a promoter.

311
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,755
He gets paid by the party
planners to bring the girls

312
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,691
and make the introductions.

313
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,593
Sounds like the models
are put in some

314
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,428
pretty tricky situations.

315
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,230
Did you ever object to anything?

316
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,100
I was a 17-year-old girl
from Moldova.

317
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,867
Who was I to ask questions?

318
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,137
Moldova? Wow.

319
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,606
I never could place the accent.

320
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,610
But I thought you said you were
walking runways in Milan

321
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,777
and Paris by age 14.

322
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,779
I...
Who can remember?

323
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,648
But I was a kid.

324
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,151
And I got swept up in it.
We all did.

325
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,387
So, TJ met Madison
in the model house?

326
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,889
Oh, yes.
Separately, they were crazy.

327
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,192
Together, they were
crazy for each other.

328
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,793
It was all flames and fire.

329
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,030
Huh. Maybe it burned too hot?

330
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,831
Do you think
TJ could have killed her?

331
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,300
No. Even at the reunion,

332
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,002
they were partners in crime,

333
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:13,206
and I believe strongly that
Clyde would never kill Bonnie.

334
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,911
Yeah, I know. No.

335
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,980
I have to fill the club
for the two-drink minimum

336
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,016
so Mr. Titters
will have me back.

337
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,186
It's my first featured set,
you have to come.

338
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,454
Got to go.

339
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,289
Something fun afoot?

340
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,823
Um...

341
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,259
Hey.

342
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,461
I have something
I need to tell you.

343
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,797
Now.

344
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,301
Madison came to see me at my
bar in Pennsylvania last week.

345
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,471
Said she wanted to leave
her husband and start fresh.

346
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,006
I figured you should know that.

347
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,675
Did she say why?

348
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,711
I mean, TJ always had a temper,
tried to control her,

349
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,482
and now she was convinced
that he was drugging her, too.

350
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,185
Said she was tired all the time.

351
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,352
What else did Madison say?

352
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,354
She said she was scared

353
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,955
and that she felt like a fraud.

354
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,625
I mean, how could she pretend
that she's this evolved,

355
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,228
independent woman when she's
hiding her own abuse?

356
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,097
She said she wanted me to
come to New York to support her

357
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,531
when she left him.

358
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,566
Had you been aware
that things were this bad?

359
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,368
No. We hadn't
seen each other in years.

360
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,805
Why would she
confide in you, then?

361
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,308
- Doesn't that seem odd?
- No, I mean,

362
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,476
we were roommates
back in the day. We had a bond.

363
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,712
And Madison was
finally realizing

364
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,381
that I was right about TJ
after all this time.

365
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,250
I mean, that's why
we had fallen out.

366
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,884
'Cause I didn't like him
or trust him.

367
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,454
You think TJ
could have killed her?

368
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,390
Well, he would get nothing
if she divorced him,

369
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,858
but if something happened
to Madison,

370
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,760
he would get everything,
including

371
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,529
his stake in the agency.

372
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,398
Not hard to connect those dots.

373
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,902
You're welcome.

374
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,074
The forensic report came in,
Captain, and it's a doozy.

375
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,509
Sorry.

376
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,212
I never actually eat
when I'm with Nadine.

377
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,680
Uh...

378
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,449
Go ahead.

379
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,751
Along with the fall, uh,

380
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,786
Madison Fortune died
from a lethal mix

381
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,821
of Benzodiazepine and alcohol.

382
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,324
All the bottles
and surface areas in the bar

383
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,559
were wiped clean...

384
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,561
which is suspicious in itself...

385
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,164
but a glass was discovered
in the trash

386
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,632
with traces of
the Bennies and the white wine

387
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,769
and Thomas James' fingerprints

388
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,237
smudged on the surface.

389
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,672
That's basically
the murder weapon.

390
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,207
It's neat and clean, Captain.

391
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,941
- Motive, means and opportunity.
- Oh...

392
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,110
Well, I, for one,
won't shed a tear

393
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,779
when we lock this dude up.

394
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,114
Yeah, but if you were planning
on murdering your wife,

395
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,650
wouldn't you come up with
a better alibi than

396
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,119
hanging out in your man cave?

397
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,423
And are we just taking
Tiff's word for the motive?

398
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,057
- You didn't believe her?
- Well,

399
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,126
anything could have happened
in that bar in Pennsylvania.

400
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,095
The models backed Tiff's story,
though. They said

401
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:50,663
there seemed to be trouble
in the marriage.

402
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,532
Not Nadine Clay.

403
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,334
She believes strongly Clyde

404
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,135
would never kill Bonnie.

405
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,306
- What do you got?
- Uh, just heard

406
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,308
from the officer
tailing Thomas James.

407
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,109
After going to the funeral home,

408
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,412
he went straight
to his insurance agent,

409
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,281
checked on the size of Madison's
death benefit.

410
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,651
In other words,
what's in it for him.

411
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,328
His attorney
should be here any minute.

412
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,097
Hey, guys,

413
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,367
Officer Hackett's
doing her stand-up tonight.

414
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,436
It's her first featured set.

415
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,537
That's great.

416
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,506
Yeah, but she hasn't invited us,

417
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,108
even though she needs to fill
the house to get another show.

418
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:38,611
Well, some people
don't like to mix worlds.

419
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,480
I get that.
She might feel like

420
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,049
her parents are in the house,
you know,

421
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,951
and get self-conscious.

422
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,686
Oh, nonsense.

423
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,187
We're gonna
support Officer Hackett.

424
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,956
She's a friend and colleague.

425
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:53,626
And besides,
isn't anyone else curious?

426
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:58,998
This is crazy. I'd never hurt
Madison. She was my whole world.

427
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,867
Then can you tell us
why you stayed home the night

428
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,936
of the murder instead of going
to the party with your models?

429
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,039
Just tell them the truth.

430
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,078
I've been preparing for an
audit from the IRS,

431
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,146
trying to get my paper trail
in order.

432
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,216
See, I've been paid
under the table, in cash,

433
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:20,553
since the 90s.
I'm in big trouble.

434
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,088
Did Madison know?

435
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,690
I didn't want her
thinking less of me.

436
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,958
That's why he's been
hiding out in his man cave,

437
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,027
- trying to fix it.
- And why he killed his wife

438
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,396
for the death benefit.
He needed

439
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,598
to pay the government
to stay out of jail.

440
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,400
I would never.

441
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,002
It was only after Madison was
gone that I even thought about

442
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,538
- her money, I swear.
- Try selling that to a jury.

443
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,172
So, what, the truth
doesn't even matter?

444
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,209
We're submitting TJ's computer
for forensic examination.

445
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,012
You'll see he was online
all night.

446
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,714
This is the glass
that served Madison Fortune

447
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,016
her fatal drink.
Your prints

448
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,718
are all over it.
How do you explain that?

449
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,453
It's from the cocktail party.

450
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,255
The caterers brought that.
It isn't even ours.

451
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,891
- Someone must be framing me.
- Oh, come on.

452
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,627
Who hated you so much
to kill your wife

453
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,262
and set you up to take the fall?

454
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,133
Tiff Giles.

455
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,468
She hates us that much.

456
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,536
Why?

457
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,937
Well, she has this

458
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,539
crazy idea that
we were behind her attack.

459
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,106
Were you?

460
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,310
Look, the statute of limitations

461
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,779
has been over longer than Zima.

462
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,782
If you think
Tiff killed Madison,

463
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,651
then it only helps your point.

464
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,153
So, what do you have to lose?

465
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,658
Aw...

466
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,293
Screw it, Naya.

467
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,729
Okay, yeah.
It was us.

468
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,499
Um, but it wasn't
supposed to be that bad.

469
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,501
It was a major screw-up.

470
00:21:41,601 --> 00:21:43,202
What was your motive?

471
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,405
There was an article
in the Dress Up.

472
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,807
Uh, that creep
made Tiffany the star,

473
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,676
which got her
the Swimsuit Issue,

474
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,878
which everyone thought
was supposed to go to Maddy,

475
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,480
you know? It's...

476
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,115
We went out to a bar, and...

477
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:59,018
the Tonya Harding thing
was on the TV

478
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,253
and we kind of got inspired.

479
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,155
And then Madison
kept egging me on.

480
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,192
And I left, and I-I was waiting
for Tiff to come home

481
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:09,429
from the club,
and I put on a mask.

482
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,130
And...
I was only supposed

483
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,865
to injure her enough
so that she wouldn't

484
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,502
be able to do the shoot, and
M-Maddy could take her place.

485
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:18,104
But then Tiff
fell on her Discman

486
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:20,640
and her Jewel CD

487
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,942
popped out and wound up
cutting her face.

488
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,878
And she got knocked out.
It was really scary.

489
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,214
Well, did you do anything
to help her?

490
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:31,951
Did you call an ambulance?

491
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,386
Um...

492
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,354
You just left her there?

493
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,793
Guess she finally
got her revenge.

494
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:45,231
But just 'cause she has a reason
doesn't make it right, right?

495
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,067
Like, legally, right?

496
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,639
TJ's prints were on the glass
and he took the money.

497
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,741
Seems like a Hail Mary to me.

498
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,543
Well, I'm still curious to see

499
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,545
how Tiff reacts
to his confession.

500
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,246
I went through
all the social media

501
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:01,648
for the vodka launch party.

502
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,650
There are no posts
featuring Tiffany Giles

503
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,585
after 9:47 PM.

504
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,319
So she could have left early?

505
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,088
Yeah, and the expensive hotel
that she picked

506
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,924
has a private entrance. It's for
guests who need discretion.

507
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,026
So, Tiff could have
been anywhere

508
00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,495
the night of the murder.

509
00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:17,063
There's also something strange
about the Bennies.

510
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,998
Madison's prescription
had just been filled,

511
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,767
- only two pills missing.
- But there was

512
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,536
the equivalent of at least six
mixed into the spritzer.

513
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,171
Exactly.

514
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:29,609
Did the killer bring their
own supply that night?

515
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,816
Okay, girls,
that was the lean and twist.

516
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,785
Now let's try the contrapposto.

517
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,655
Uh, let's focus, please.

518
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,224
Models need to be on the second
the spotlight hits them.

519
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,627
As Maddy and I used to
say to each other backstage,

520
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,095
"Don't wobble."

521
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:52,532
Pretty handy advice, no?
If you're ever in the spotlight.

522
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,902
Huh. Yeah, and Nadine
is an excellent coach.

523
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,136
I never would have been able

524
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,672
to clomp like a donkey
without her.

525
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,308
Excuse me.

526
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,677
Can we steal Tiff for a moment?

527
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,513
Oh, do you have news?

528
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,149
Yeah. Okay.

529
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,956
TJ has confessed to your attack.

530
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:19,191
What?

531
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,593
After all these years?

532
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:23,563
He admitted he and Madison
were behind it.

533
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:24,897
Oh, no.

534
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:27,600
I-I always suspected TJ,
but I refuse to believe

535
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,369
that Maddy was involved.
I mean, she was my friend.

536
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,704
His words, not ours.

537
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,973
But why confess
after all these years?

538
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,008
I mean, the statute
of limitations has run out.

539
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,377
Like, what-what advantage
does he think it gives him?

540
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,980
TJ was trying to prove that...

541
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,382
someone had a big enough grudge

542
00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:47,119
to kill Madison and frame him
for the murder.

543
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,456
Wait, me?

544
00:24:50,523 --> 00:24:52,692
He's throwing suspicion on me?

545
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:54,160
Can you prove
you went back to your hotel

546
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:55,695
after the yacht party?

547
00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:58,197
- We know you didn't stay long.
- I left

548
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,332
the model house
after the reunion shoot

549
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,301
and never went back
that night, period.

550
00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,972
I mean, how can you guys
believe a word that guy says?

551
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,007
He's just trying
to save himself.

552
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,209
Bennies?

553
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,011
No, it's Advil.

554
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:14,480
I-I... still get headaches
from the attack.

555
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,715
I've never taken those.

556
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,685
Mm. But you knew
Madison did, right?

557
00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,252
I mean, you two shared a room.

558
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,655
Yeah, 25 years ago.

559
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:25,024
When she also
drank 14 Diet Cokes a day

560
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,727
and lived off candy bars.
Look, it is TJ,

561
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,996
her killer,
who knows her habits now.

562
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,432
I thought you had become
Madison's confidante.

563
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,767
Oh.

564
00:25:35,602 --> 00:25:37,503
You're one of those women,
aren't you?

565
00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:39,939
- What women?
- The kind

566
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,041
that have hated on me
my whole life.

567
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,443
Just jealous,
trying to tear me down.

568
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,279
That's not true.
I always try to lift people up.

569
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,949
Yet you're believing a man
over me right now.

570
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,718
A man who's obviously guilty,

571
00:25:51,784 --> 00:25:54,020
a man with a history
of exploiting women.

572
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:56,789
And that is all I need to know
about you, Ms. Tascioni.

573
00:25:56,923 --> 00:26:00,526
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've had enough for today.

574
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,597
Think you might have
hit a nerve.

575
00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:07,199
I'm sorry that my beauty

576
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,869
is the more societally
accepted standard. I cannot

577
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:12,438
control how he's
conditioned to see, Nabria.

578
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,306
Not to slut-shame you,
my sister,

579
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,275
but you did let your towel drop.

580
00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,344
All right, my
darlings, no. Shh, shh. I cannot.

581
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:19,779
I cannot.

582
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,614
Nadine. What's the rumpus?

583
00:26:21,714 --> 00:26:24,917
Oh. Nabria snuck a guy
from the yacht into the loft

584
00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:26,786
but didn't realize
Sveta liked him as well,

585
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,688
and now it's a whole
respectful talkathon.

586
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,123
- Mm.
- I miss the days when we used to scream,

587
00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,959
pull each other's hair
and smash things

588
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,226
until the cops were called.

589
00:26:35,662 --> 00:26:37,496
Wait. You're saying
there's a secret way

590
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,931
in and out of this building?

591
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,933
Oh, yes. We used to call it
the Leo latch,

592
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,970
in honor of you-know-who's
secret late-night forays.

593
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,537
- No.
- Mm-hmm.

594
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,240
Did you sneak guys in and out
when you lived here, too?

595
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:50,276
Yes. And carbs.

596
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,644
Mm.

597
00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,680
- Can you show us?
- Yes.

598
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,260
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

599
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,529
Gloves and booties, everyone.

600
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,632
Ugh.

601
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,839
- You-know-who really did this?
- Oh, yes.

602
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,942
Men would do anything
for models. It is so sweet.

603
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,044
And sad.

604
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,694
Ha.
TJ was right.

605
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,730
It's not a match.

606
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,037
Did Tiff and Madison
ever fight over a guy?

607
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,238
Only many times.

608
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:53,973
Mostly Julian Simons.

609
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,842
He wrote the original article.

610
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,543
He always caused
so many problems.

611
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,311
- I mean, he still does.
- What do you mean?

612
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:02,148
Oh, TJ kicked him out
of the cocktail reception

613
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,050
for being too nosy
with Tiff and Madison.

614
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:05,551
What was he asking about?

615
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,486
Mostly their
newfound sisterhood.

616
00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:08,955
Julian wasn't buying it?

617
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,689
I guess not.
And he is the authority

618
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,191
on all things Glamazon.

619
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,061
He invented the term, so
he must know something.

620
00:28:15,161 --> 00:28:17,696
He's obsessed.
As if we're so fascinating.

621
00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:19,431
Just kidding. We are.

622
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,871
Nadine Clay
was talking about me?

623
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:26,472
She said you were
the top Glamazon expert.

624
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:28,174
Knew where all the bodies
were buried.

625
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:30,743
Am I a suspect?

626
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,378
What makes you think that?

627
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,180
Because TJ and Madison

628
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,382
ruined my life, too.

629
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,918
- Really? How so?
- They started a rumor

630
00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,286
that Tiff slept with me

631
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,021
to make her
the star of my story.

632
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,623
My editor at Dress Up
believed it.

633
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,092
I got fired.

634
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,427
- Well, had she slept with you?
- No.

635
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:51,097
I'm gay, surprise.

636
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,932
But...

637
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,768
Tiff did shower me
with attention,

638
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:58,437
and I guess I fell
under her spell.

639
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,539
Especially since
the other Glamazons

640
00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:03,609
treated me
like a schlubby wannabe.

641
00:29:03,709 --> 00:29:05,945
This world is not pretty.

642
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,446
Your article made them mad.

643
00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,448
But that's not
why they ruined me.

644
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,252
I kept asking questions
about Tiff's attack

645
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:15,687
even after the police
dropped the case.

646
00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,791
TJ and Madison
wanted me silenced.

647
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,726
I've been blackballed
ever since.

648
00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:23,329
- So you always suspected them?
- Sure.

649
00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:26,298
I could see how nasty it was
getting in the model house.

650
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:29,301
And TJ was a crazy boy.

651
00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:30,870
He'd do anything for his girl.

652
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,339
What was
the source of the friction?

653
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,408
Tiff stole aspects

654
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,445
of Madison's look
and attitude, kind of

655
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:42,048
Single White Femaled her. So,

656
00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:44,516
Madison started
playing dirty, too.

657
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:46,018
My article didn't help.

658
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,687
It seems like you did a lot
for Tiff's career.

659
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,056
Did you keep in touch?

660
00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:51,991
Not after the story came out.

661
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,926
She used me.

662
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,794
Do you think
she's capable of murder?

663
00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:59,465
If she found proof
that TJ and Madison

664
00:29:59,565 --> 00:30:01,200
were behind the attack...

665
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,003
I think she'd be
capable of anything.

666
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,538
We know you were with them
at the cocktail reception.

667
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,775
How did Madison and Tiff seem?
Tiff said they made up.

668
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:14,013
They toasted, but things were
still pretty tense.

669
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:16,382
That's why I started
asking questions

670
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,850
and TJ had me thrown out.

671
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,552
So you saw them
drinking together?

672
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:23,355
Do you remember
if TJ put his glass down

673
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,024
before he showed you out?

674
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:27,226
I didn't notice,
but he definitely

675
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,996
needed both hands
to deal with me.

676
00:30:31,063 --> 00:30:33,232
I go to the gym.

677
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,734
Tiff could have pilfered...

678
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,403
we don't use that word enough...

679
00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:39,138
the glass with TJ's fingerprints

680
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,240
while TJ was
throwing Julian Simons

681
00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:42,909
out of the reception.

682
00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:45,544
And we now know Tiff could have
snuck into the model house

683
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,347
- using the Leo latch.
- What's that?

684
00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,749
Ooh, it's a secret entrance
named after...

685
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,352
Never mind, I don't care.
Uh, so you're saying that

686
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:54,921
Tiffany Giles
could have gotten into

687
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:56,788
and out of the murder site
without being seen?

688
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,358
- Yes.
- And TJ was on his computer

689
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:01,360
working on his taxes
most of the night.

690
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:03,729
And Tiff is a bartender.
So she would know

691
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,232
how to mix the, um... drink.

692
00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:07,499
A wine spritzer.

693
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,235
That's literally
two ingredients.

694
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:12,104
Now, look, this is all
circumstantial. We don't have

695
00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:15,541
any evidence to connect Tiff
to the actual crime.

696
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,844
And TJ had his
preliminary hearing today.

697
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,679
The judge sent it
to the grand jury.

698
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:21,981
They're expected to indict.

699
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,950
Like a ham sandwich.

700
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,751
Oh, now I'm hungry again.

701
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,886
So, there's nothing else
we can do?

702
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:30,589
Bring Tiffany back in,
see if she rattles.

703
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,193
But if this was a frame job,
it was a pretty tight one.

704
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:35,594
Hi, Tiff.

705
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:38,097
So, it seems like

706
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:41,633
the rivalry between you
and Madison was pretty fierce.

707
00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,935
Julian Simons told us

708
00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:45,537
Madison put ground glass
in your shoe

709
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,606
so your foot bled
when you walked the runway.

710
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:49,341
Because you let
Madison oversleep

711
00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,443
so you could
steal a job from her.

712
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,380
I mean, really, it sounds like
you were both at war.

713
00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:57,950
Okay, Julian is a writer.
He loves to embellish.

714
00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:01,954
But there was video of your
bloody foot on the runway.

715
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,322
That was pretty real.

716
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,823
You were pretty determined.

717
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:07,493
Nobody was gonna stop me
in those days.

718
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,028
Until somebody did.

719
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:13,365
Oh, that...
That attack. Oh, gosh.

720
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:16,135
That attack...
it must have made you feel...

721
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,237
Bitter, cursed,

722
00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:22,141
crazy, robbed of my future,
ashamed of my face,

723
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:25,077
drugged-out,
depressed, unlovable?

724
00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,645
Yeah, the same way
anybody would feel.

725
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,148
- What is the point to this?
- Did you want revenge?

726
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:33,552
Because it would really
be understandable if you did.

727
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:39,091
Yeah, that's what I wanted
for a long time.

728
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,792
But it got me nowhere.

729
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:42,995
I mean, I-I didn't even
know who to blame.

730
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,197
And you never wanted to try
modeling again?

731
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:48,134
'Cause that eye patch... it could
have been your new trademark.

732
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,701
My spirit was broken.

733
00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:53,505
And I felt like Madison
had taken my place,

734
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:54,740
so...

735
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,842
Then why'd you
come back to New York?

736
00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,046
To heal. To...

737
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:03,249
to get closure.
To support my sister Madison.

738
00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:05,951
To help these models
who are just starting out.

739
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,553
I mean...

740
00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:12,224
And then Maddy got murdered.

741
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,893
And now you're trying
to traumatize me again.

742
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:16,995
It's ghoulish.

743
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,165
I... I'm not
gonna sit here and take it.

744
00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:22,734
Hey, hey, we both know
Madison wasn't your sister.

745
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,236
She was your rival.

746
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,872
You came in through
the Leo latch with a plan,

747
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,374
and you carried it out.

748
00:33:28,474 --> 00:33:30,109
Hey, you already
have your killer.

749
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,744
- I don't think we do.
- TJ admitted

750
00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,780
to attacking me.
You know he's violent.

751
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,216
There's a mountain of evidence.
What more do you need?

752
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,584
There are some things
that just...

753
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,819
Do you have anything
to hold me on now

754
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,554
or not?

755
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:48,794
Yeah.
That's what I thought.

756
00:33:50,896 --> 00:33:52,831
You cops...

757
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,733
you're useless.

758
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:56,768
Always were.

759
00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,406
I'm gonna go home now.

760
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:05,944
Give it up again
for my buddy Jim!

761
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,080
Don't wobble.

762
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:10,949
Okay, let's keep it
going for our next featured comic.

763
00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,119
I have seen her, she is funny.

764
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,920
And, hey, no heckling.

765
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,588
It will end up on the Internet,

766
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,023
you will look like a jerk,

767
00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,326
and you won't get laid,
so don't do it, okay?

768
00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:23,629
All right, let's please
welcome Grace Hackett.

769
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:26,264
- Yay!
- Hi.

770
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,600
All right, um... I'm Grace.

771
00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:31,870
What can I tell you?
Uh, I am single.

772
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,273
I am from Queens.

773
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,841
I'm a Mets fan.

774
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,710
Yes. Oh, my fellow
masochist, hello.

775
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,646
I am also...

776
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,149
a New York City police officer.

777
00:34:43,282 --> 00:34:46,784
Ooh! Feel that awkward
energy shift in the room?

778
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,420
Feels like every date
I've ever had.

779
00:34:49,487 --> 00:34:52,324
But then I remind them
I have handcuffs.

780
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,626
Yeah, see, my problem

781
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,763
is I am attracted to bad boys.

782
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,898
I'm always putting perps
up against a wall

783
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,367
and frisking 'em.

784
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,135
"You have the right
to remain silent.

785
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,036
You also have the right to

786
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,005
call me, if you're into it."

787
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,479
Oh, my... You can never
find a cop when you need one,

788
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,781
and then your whole precinct

789
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,949
turns up at your show.

790
00:35:18,016 --> 00:35:20,152
- Don't mind us.
- Yeah, do your thing.

791
00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,653
That's my captain.

792
00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,856
He likes to order big
sushi lunches to the office.

793
00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:26,958
Yeah, your tax dollars hard
at work, ladies and gentlemen.

794
00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:30,262
- Hey, I pay for those.
- Eh, tell it to Internal Affairs.

795
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,664
And there's Detective Buzz.

796
00:35:32,764 --> 00:35:35,100
You've heard of stop-and-frisk?

797
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:38,069
Buzz invented turn-and-avoid!

798
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,172
What else can I tell you

799
00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:43,141
that'll, uh,
put my real career in jeopardy?

800
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,146
I'm Grace.
You've been great.

801
00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:49,681
Thank you.

802
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:55,821
So, that's what
she thinks of us?

803
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,357
What's wrong with
sushi for lunch?

804
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,025
I thought it sounded
affectionate.

805
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,893
But why no jokes about me?

806
00:36:02,027 --> 00:36:04,029
Not even one.

807
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:07,633
Ivy?

808
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,735
Captain.

809
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,537
Look, it's Ivy from Joe's Bar.

810
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:15,140
Hi, Ms. Tascioni. Figured
no one else dresses like that.

811
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,377
- Wow. Look at you.
- Yeah.

812
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,145
- I'm the head bartender here.
- Aw.

813
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:21,780
Joe may have been a killer,

814
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,882
but I learned a lot
watching him.

815
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,751
Mm.

816
00:36:27,353 --> 00:36:29,388
Hey, what did you just do there?

817
00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:32,991
Oh, the... That? The flipping
of the foil? Pro habit.

818
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,193
Do most bartenders do that?

819
00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:38,397
Yeah, the ones I know.

820
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,566
I always forget
to throw them out.

821
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,976
We've all discussed it.
You're the one who understands.

822
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:53,044
We trust you, and hope you will

823
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,113
hear our plea, Ms. Tiffany.

824
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,181
What's all this?

825
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:58,384
Oh. Well, if you must know,

826
00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:00,552
TJ's out of the picture now,

827
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:04,022
but the heroes Modeling
Agency is going to continue.

828
00:37:04,122 --> 00:37:06,124
We need someone
to look after us.

829
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,693
We've asked Tiff to stay.

830
00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,862
Oh, so you're gonna take
Madison's place at the agency

831
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,500
the way she took your place on
the cover of Sports Illustrated?

832
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,068
It's, uh, it's kinda
been their "thing."

833
00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,137
Take a look, ladies.

834
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,872
We are not gonna treat
each other like this anymore.

835
00:37:21,006 --> 00:37:22,308
I will make sure of it.

836
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,842
Does this mean you say yes?

837
00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:26,712
Sorry, Tiffany
won't be available for, say,

838
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,714
25 years to life.

839
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:31,216
Yeah, the perp-walk
will be your last runway.

840
00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:32,551
Don't wobble.

841
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,053
You're not as funny
as you think you are.

842
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,055
Look, arrest me
or leave me alone.

843
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,558
Tiffany Giles,
you are under arrest

844
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,827
- for the murder of Madison Fortune.
- Wait, wait, wait,

845
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,662
- what-what are you doing?
- Oh!

846
00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:45,397
We have your fingerprints now.

847
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,833
Oh, really?
Then you planted 'em.

848
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,601
'Cause my prints
aren't on anything.

849
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,837
You wiped down the bottles,
the door handles,

850
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:53,705
the railings
overlooking the loft...

851
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,941
And it was TJ's prints

852
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,776
on the glass that you pilfered...

853
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,277
huh, used it again...

854
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:03,014
when TJ kicked poor Julian
out of that reception.

855
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:06,418
The same glass
that you planted at the...

856
00:38:06,518 --> 00:38:10,088
crime scene
to frame TJ for the murder.

857
00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,758
You only made one mistake.

858
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,360
You left your prints
on the murder weapon,

859
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,761
which is to say the wine bottle

860
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,228
used to make
the drugged spritzer.

861
00:38:17,329 --> 00:38:18,897
No, I didn't.

862
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,132
When you cut the foil

863
00:38:21,266 --> 00:38:23,268
off the wine bottle, you

864
00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:27,205
flipped it
into your apron pocket,

865
00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,140
but you forgot to throw it away.

866
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,709
You left a thumbprint

867
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:33,945
on the aluminum,
and it was a perfect match.

868
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:36,448
Oh, if it makes you
feel any better,

869
00:38:36,548 --> 00:38:38,350
a lot of bartenders
make the same mistake.

870
00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,951
But, of course,
most of them are not

871
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,388
trying to cover up a murder.

872
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,656
You did it.

873
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,925
I only have
one question, though.

874
00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:49,461
Why now, after all these years?

875
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:57,669
Madison slipped up when
she came to see me at the bar.

876
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:02,941
She blew her and TJ's alibi
for the night of my attack.

877
00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:06,177
I couldn't let them
get away with that.

878
00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:08,480
Tiffany Ann Giles,

879
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,015
you have the right
to remain silent.

880
00:39:10,148 --> 00:39:11,750
Anything you say can and will

881
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,852
be used against you
in a court of law.

882
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,187
What will happen to us now?

883
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,859
Give Nadine Clay a call.

884
00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:23,629
I believe
strongly that she's wonderful.

885
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:26,064
And she might be ready

886
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,033
for her next move.

887
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,241
Heck of a week.
Not only did we solve our case,

888
00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,344
but Officer Hackett
killed at her showcase.

889
00:39:39,445 --> 00:39:40,446
Aw.

890
00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:42,013
I don't know about that,
but, uh,

891
00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:45,350
Mr. Titters
is gonna have me back.

892
00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,218
- Oh...
- Hey!

893
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:51,356
You know, you guys
didn't say much after the set.

894
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,727
- I hope I didn't offend anyone.
- What?!

895
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,530
No.
You were "high-larious."

896
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,899
And you didn't
actually invite us,

897
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,368
- so we deserved whatever we got.
- Well,

898
00:40:03,469 --> 00:40:04,803
it's really just a persona.

899
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,873
Of course. And there were
no jokes about me anyway,

900
00:40:07,973 --> 00:40:10,208
so, I'm lucky, I guess,

901
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,044
to, um, to not be included.

902
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,246
But why wasn't I included?
I can take a joke.

903
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,716
Oh, Elsbeth,
a consent decree lawyer

904
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:21,753
is just... it's way too hard
to explain to an audience.

905
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,689
Oh.

906
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,658
- Nice.
- Well, when you're on Way Late,

907
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,894
we can say we knew you when.

908
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:31,362
Oh, that's not actually...

909
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,600
Look, Captain,
I enjoy my comedy,

910
00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:36,768
but this is my work.

911
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,403
Unless lightning strikes, which,

912
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,138
eh, I don't expect, I mean,

913
00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:41,907
this is my career.

914
00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:44,175
I'm learning so much
from all of you. I...

915
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,177
I hope I didn't mess this up.

916
00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:49,247
Officer Hackett...

917
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:51,883
I'm the that insisted
we go to your show.

918
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,885
This work is intense.

919
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,087
We see most people
on their worst days.

920
00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,923
It's important
to have an outlet.

921
00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,090
I wanted to support that.

922
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,726
Thank you, sir.

923
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,962
Aw. Do you have an outlet,
Captain?

924
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,297
I mean, besides poker?

925
00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,366
Ah, well, I messed around

926
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:10,068
with some things
during the lockdown,

927
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,771
but nothing
I'd burden an audience with.

928
00:41:12,871 --> 00:41:14,606
I'm not as brave
as Officer Hackett.

929
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,642
What about you, Buzz?

930
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,745
I'm a lifelong Mets fan, too.

931
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,379
Used to sit
up in the nosebleeds and pray

932
00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,114
for Dave Kingman
to hit a home run.

933
00:41:23,248 --> 00:41:24,616
It's always been my thing.

934
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:26,652
You are kidding.

935
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,021
Oh, Twinsies again.

936
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,057
So cute.

937
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,308
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938
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,111
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939
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,615
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