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<i>[BATTLESTAR GALACTICA</i>
THEME PLAYS]

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WATCH YOUR STEP.

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PA:<i> ALL PULSAR FOUR</i>
<i>MINING PERSONNEL REPORT</i>

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<i>TO THE RESOURCE EXPEDITION</i>
<i>OFFICE, LEVEL SEVEN.</i>

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[BUZZER SOUNDS]

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[BELL RINGS]

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[BUZZER]

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[DING DING]

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NOT ON A FOUR-HOUR
LAYOVER.

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Woman:<i> OPERATOR.</i>
<i>CAN I HELP YOU?</i>

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PHONE HOME.
PHONE HOME!

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<i>PLEASE DEPOSIT $6 MILLION</i>
<i>FOR THE FIRST THREE MINUTES.</i>

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<i>PA: ALL LUNAR PASSENGERS,</i>

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<i>PLEASE CHECK WITH</i>
<i>PASSENGER PROCESSING,</i>

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<i>LEVEL THREE.</i>

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THAT'S US.

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WILL SCRAPS BE ABLE
TO SIT WITH US, DAD?

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WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK,
JIMMY.

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IT'S A PRETTY LONG
TRIP TO THE MOON.

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CAN I HELP
YOU FOLKS?

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THANKS.

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OH, IS THAT
YOUR PUPPY, SON?

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YEAH.

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SCRAPS IS GOING
TO THE MOON WITH US.

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NO DOGS ARE ALLOWED
ON THE SHUTTLE, SON.

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I'M AFRAID SCRAPS
WILL HAVE TO BE SHOT.

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SCRAPS!

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HE SHOT HIM!
HE SHOT SCRAPS!

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JUST JOKING!
BLANKS. SEE?

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SCRAPS IS FINE.

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I SAYS, "WHENEVER YOU'RE
IN TOWN, CALL ME."

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DINNER IN
FIRST CLASS TONIGHT

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WILL BE BEAN SPROUTS
AND BROCCOLI.

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FINE.

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CHANTING
OR NON-CHANTING?

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CHANTING,
PLEASE.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT
THE VIATEX ACCOUNT.

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WE HAVE A
BUY-OR-SELL OPTION.

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WE CAN'T GET HURT
IN EITHER CASE.

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KEEP ON TOP OF THEIR
LEGAL PEOPLE, BOB.

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WILL DO.

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AND BOB...

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FEED THE CATS.

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WILL DO.

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I'M SORRY, MA'AM,

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YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED
ONE CARRY-ON.

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OH. ALL RIGHT.

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BYE-BYE.

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THANK YOU.

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[BABY CRIES]

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FOR THE BEST LITTLE
COMPUTER OFFICER

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ON THE LUNAR
MISSION.

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OH, SIMON,
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

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I GUESS I'M A PRETTY
LUCKY WOMAN, AREN'T I?

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WOMEN AND
THE SPACE PROGRAM

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HAVE COME
A LONG WAY,

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BUT AFTER
THE WEDDING,

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NO MORE COMPLICATED
COMPUTERS

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FOR MY LITTLE GIRL.

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DARLING, THEY'VE
OFFERED ME A CHANCE

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TO HEAD UP THE COMPUTER
ANALYSIS DIVISION.

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YOU'LL HEAD UP
THE BABY DIVISION

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FOR MR. AND MRS.
SIMON KURTZ.

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THAT'S AN ORDER,
LIEUTENANT.

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WHERE'S THE PASSENGER
PROCESSING LOUNGE

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FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE?

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CONCOURSE LOUNGE "C",
FOURTH LEVEL.

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THANKS.

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HOW LONG IS MY
PARKING PERMIT

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GOOD FOR?

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TWO HOURS.

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THANK YOU.

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WHAT'S THE FASTEST
ANIMAL ON EARTH?

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THE CHEETAH. NEXT?

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SHOULD I FAKE
MY ORGASMS?

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YES.

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THANK YOU.

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[DOGS BARK]

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[RUFF RUFF RUFF]

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[YELPING]

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THIS IS MISSION CONTROL.

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WE HAVE CLEARANCE
ON TWO-NINER

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FOR SHUTTLE
PRELAUNCH CHECKS.

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YOU ARE CLEAR
TO DESCEND TO 15,000

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AND HOLD UNTIL
FURTHER NOTICE.

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A HIGH-PRESSURE FRONT'S
MOVING IN OVER DENVER.

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56 IN THE VALLEY,
72 AT THE BEACHES.

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THE SUPREMES HIT
THE TOP OF THE CHARTS

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WITH THIS REALLY
BIG ONE,<i> BABY LOVE.</i>

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I HAVE A COLLECT CALL
FOR MICHAEL REESE

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FROM HIS MOTHER.

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THIS IS ONLY PART OF
OUR MISSION CONTROL.

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RIGHT HERE WE HAVE

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RE-ENTRY FOR ALL
EARTH ORBIT SHIPS.

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THAT'S HANDLED
BY THE COMPUTERS

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AND SIMULATED BY
THESE VIDEO UNITS.

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NOW IF YOU'LL STEP
RIGHT THIS WAY...

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PHOENIX 6,
YOU'RE PROGRAMMED

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ON R-TWO-NINER
AND COMPUTER LOCKED.

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Man: COMPUTER LOCK
ACKNOWLEDGED.

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OVER AND OUT.

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WELL, GENTLEMEN,

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LOOKS LIKE IT'S OUT
OF OUR HANDS NOW.

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Man: JANET, THEY NEED YOU
IN CONTROL.

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RIGHT.

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[BEEPING]

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AW, SHIT!

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[SIRENS]

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COMMISSIONER,
WE BOTH KNOW THAT

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THAT SHUTTLE NEEDS
ANOTHER MONTH

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OF PRELAUNCH
TESTING.

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FORGET IT, BUD.

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BUT COMMISSIONER...

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I SAID FORGET IT.

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<i>MAYFLOWER</i> IS
THE FIRST LUNAR SHUTTLE

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TO FLY FROM
A COMMERCIAL TERMINAL,

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AND THE BOYS
ON THE BOARD

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WANT THAT FLIGHT
ON SCHEDULE!

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WHAT DO THEY KNOW
ABOUT SAFETY?

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THE BOYS ON THE BOARD
ARE UNDER HEAVY PRESSURE

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FROM THE BOYS DOWNTOWN.

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<i>[McARTHUR'S PARK</i> BLARES
FROM THE ELEVATOR]

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[DING]

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<i>[RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN'</i>
<i>ON MY HEAD</i> BLARES]

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I'LL BE THE ONE
THEY CRUCIFY

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IF THAT SHUTTLE
SCREWS UP.

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[BUZZER]

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[BUZZER]

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[BEEPING]

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NOT SO FAST.
FRISK HER!

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WELL, THESE NAVIGATIONAL
CHARTS SEEM OK.

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I DON'T THINK THERE
WILL BE ANY PROBLEM.

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HEY,
WHY THE LONG FACE?

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I'M STILL WORRIED
ABOUT THE SHUTTLE.

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YOU SAW
TED'S REPORT,

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AND HE IS
THE PROGRAM'S

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TOP TEST PILOT.

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<i>WAS</i> THE PROGRAM'S
TOP TEST PILOT

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UNTIL HIS
MENTAL BREAKDOWN.

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SWEETHEART,
THE OPINION OF A MADMAN

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DOESN'T IMPRESS ME
OR ANYONE ELSE.

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THE TRIAL PROVED THAT.

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TED STRIKER'S
PART OF YOUR PAST.

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MARCIA?

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[BUZZER]

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JEWEL!

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[WOLF HOWLING]

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IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.

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NO! AHH! HEY!

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PLEASE, MAY I HAVE
THIS BEDPAN?

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I HAVE TO GIVE IT
TO SOMEBODY ELSE.

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I'LL BRING IT
RIGHT BACK.

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PLEASE, MR. GOLDBERG!

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SO THE COMPANY'S
ACTUALLY

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DOING PRETTY WELL.

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WE JUST RECEIVED
THE FIGURES

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FOR THE LAST QUARTER.

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THEY SHOW
A 40% INCREASE.

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VISITING HOURS
ARE OVER.

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DOCTOR, DO YOU THINK
MY BROTHER

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WILL BE ABLE TO COME HOME
TO THE FARM SOON?

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IT'S HARD TO SAY.

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IT'S
A DIFFICULT CASE.

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HE STILL THINKS
HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT.

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YOU MUST BELIEVE ME...

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INVEST IN MONEY MARKETS!

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AND HOW ARE WE
THIS EVENING, TED?

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ALL RIGHT, I GUESS.

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YOU CAN TAKE OFF NOW.

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WE'LL FINISH UP TOMORROW.

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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE A PAPER.

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THANKS.

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MY GOD!

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Doctor: WHAT'S
WRONG?

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THEY'RE LAUNCHING
THE XR-2300.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT IS, DOCTOR?

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THE MUFFLER BRACKET
FOR A '79 PINTO?

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NO. THAT'S THE XR-2200.

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THE 2300 IS
THE LUNAR SHUTTLE.

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IT'S GOT TO BE STOPPED!

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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

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THEY PUT ME IN HERE

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TO KEEP ME
OUT OF THE WAY.

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TED, THE FIRST STEP

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ON THE ROAD
TO MENTAL HYGIENE

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IS ADMITTING
THAT YOU'RE SICK.

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[ECHO]<i> SICK...</i>
<i>SICK...SICK...</i>

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<i>SICK....</i>
<i>Sick...sick...</i>

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NOW LISTEN TO ME,
TED.

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OUR ONLY CONCERN
IS YOUR CONDITION.

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YOUR ALPHA SCAN
READING

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SEEMS TO BE
LEVELING OFF.

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IS THAT A GOOD SIGN?

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[CHUCKLING]
IT DOES THE JOB.

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Man: I CAN'T STAND IT!

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I REFUSE TO PAY
$2,000 A DAY

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FOR A HOSPITAL BED,
ROTTEN FOOD,

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HORRIBLE NURSES,
ROTTEN DOCTORS!

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WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

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THE MAN'S
OBVIOUSLY CRAZY.

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BY THE WAY,

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I SPOKE TO ELAINE
THIS MORNING.

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ELAINE?

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WAS SHE HERE?

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NO. SHE CALLED AND
ASKED ME TO TELL YOU

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THAT SHE'S
MARRYING SIMON.

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WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME
THE WHOLE STORY...

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FROM THE BEGINNING.

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AFTER ALL,
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

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THERE'S REALLY
NOTHING TO TELL.

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MY STORY IS NO DIFFERENT
THAN ANYONE ELSE'S STORY.

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I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD IT
A THOUSAND TIMES.

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ANYWAY, IT ALL STARTED
DURING THE WAR.

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I LOST MOST OF MY SQUADRON
OVER MACHO GRANDE.

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PLANES, TOO.

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<i>YOU'RE TOO LOW...</i>

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<i>TOO LOW...TOO LOW.</i>

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AFTER THE WAR,

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I COULDN'T GO NEAR ANYTHING
WITH A PAIR OF WINGS.

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THAT IS, UNTIL FATE
DROPPED ME IN THE SEAT

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OF A 767 INTO CHICAGO
WITH NO CREW.

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IT'S FUNNY HOW FATE CAN
MAKE HEROES OUT OF COWARDS.

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AFTER THAT CAME
THE JOB OFFERS,

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THEN THE PUBLICITY...

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THEN THE CRASH

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AND THE TRIAL.

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<i>ORDER! ORDER!</i>

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NOW THIS.

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WELL, THERE'S MORE,
BUT I'M SURE YOU'D ALL

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BE BORED BY IT.

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OH, NO, NO, NO.
CONTINUE.

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[GUNSHOTS]

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[THUD OF FALLING BODIES]

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<i>Man: THIS IS MISSION</i>
<i>CONTROL</i>

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<i>AT "T" MINUS</i>
<i>ONE HOUR, 43 MINUTES.</i>

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<i>GROUND CREW</i>
<i>REPORT TO STATIONS.</i>

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THIS IS<i> MAYFLOWER 1.</i>
<i>GET ME THE SARGE!</i>

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HEY, SARGE! HOLD UP!

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00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:43,534
HERE IT IS.

240
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,801
GIVE ME THAT RADIO.

241
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,936
KRUGER,
THIS IS THE SARGE.

242
00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:49,069
THERE'S NO WAY
THIS WIRE

243
00:12:49,138 --> 00:12:50,202
COULD HAVE
PASSED INSPECTION

244
00:12:50,271 --> 00:12:51,940
WITHOUT
SIMON KURTZ' OK.

245
00:12:52,009 --> 00:12:53,407
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?

246
00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:57,010
PATCH UP THE DAMAGE.
GET THAT SHIP READY TO FLY.

247
00:12:57,079 --> 00:12:58,648
THAT'S AN ORDER, MISTER!

248
00:12:58,716 --> 00:12:59,881
YOU GOT IT, MISTER,

249
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,314
BUT YOU CAN TELL
YOUR BOYS

250
00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,720
THAT THIS THING
STINKS OF KICKBACK.

251
00:13:04,788 --> 00:13:07,019
YOU HEARD IT, BOYS.

252
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,394
NOW WHAT DO YOU SAY?

253
00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:09,990
SCREW HIM!
SCREW HIM!

254
00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,697
TED STRIKER
WAS RIGHT

255
00:13:11,765 --> 00:13:13,526
WHEN HE TEST-PILOTED
THAT SUCKER.

256
00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:16,999
WHAT DID HE GET FOR
TELLING THE TRUTH?

257
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,435
A ONE-WAY TICKET
TO THE FUNNY FARM!

258
00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:20,907
[PTOOIE]

259
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,573
WE DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME.

260
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,043
LET'S MOVE.

261
00:13:28,612 --> 00:13:30,543
[SIREN]

262
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,965
♪ IT'S UP TO YOU ♪

263
00:13:52,034 --> 00:13:54,939
♪ THE LOVE BOAT ♪

264
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:59,011
♪ SOON WILL BE
MAKING ANOTHER RUN ♪

265
00:13:59,778 --> 00:14:01,442
♪ THE LOVE BOAT... ♪

266
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,354
THANK YOU.

267
00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,962
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

268
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,761
MAY I HELP YOU?

269
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:25,637
YES. I'D LIKE THIS
<i>TIME</i> AND<i> NEWSWEEK</i>

270
00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:29,035
AND A LIFESAVER
AND, UM...

271
00:14:29,103 --> 00:14:30,576
THE SECOND TIME BOMB

272
00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:31,772
ON THE RIGHT,
PLEASE.

273
00:14:31,841 --> 00:14:33,276
CERTAINLY.

274
00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:37,778
THERE YOU ARE.

275
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:38,883
THANK YOU.

276
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,780
WILL THERE BE
ANYTHING ELSE, SIR?

277
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:42,648
NO.

278
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,545
HI, GRANDMA RUDY!

279
00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:18,354
OH, HOW GOOD IT
IS TO SEE YOU!

280
00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:23,696
JUST A FEW HOURS
TO LIFT-OFF.

281
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:25,797
I'M VERY EXCITED,
SIMON.

282
00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,360
GUESS THIS IS
A FIRST FOR YOU.

283
00:15:27,429 --> 00:15:29,301
NO. I'VE BEEN
EXCITED BEFORE.

284
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:30,365
ELAINE!

285
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:32,968
TED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT OF THE HOSPITAL?

286
00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:34,837
ARE YOU ON
THAT SHUTTLE?

287
00:15:34,906 --> 00:15:36,140
BOTH OF US,
STRIKER.

288
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:38,337
WHEN WE RETURN,
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.

289
00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:40,276
ELAINE, IT HAS
TO BE STOPPED.

290
00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:43,079
BUT TED, THE INVITATIONS
HAVE ALREADY GONE OUT.

291
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:45,485
NO. THE FLIGHT
HAS TO BE STOPPED.

292
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,613
COME ON, SWEETHEART.

293
00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:49,218
ELAINE!

294
00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:52,319
SIMON, GIVE ME A MOMENT
WITH TED ALONE.

295
00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:54,154
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'VE GOT EXACTLY

296
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:56,125
10 MINUTES
TILL WE BOARD.

297
00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:59,395
I'D WATCH MY STEP
IF I WERE YOU.

298
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:03,536
TED, THIS WHOLE THING'S
ALL IN YOUR MIND.

299
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:07,104
[SIMON TRIPS AND FALLS]

300
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,973
YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER
LEFT THE HOSPITAL.

301
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,042
ELAINE, WHATEVER
HAPPENED TO US?

302
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:13,175
TED, I GUESS I'LL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU,

303
00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:15,375
BUT I NEED SIMON.
HE'S STABLE

304
00:16:15,444 --> 00:16:18,180
AND A GOOD PROVIDER,
AND I NEED THAT

305
00:16:18,249 --> 00:16:19,546
AT THIS STAGE
OF THE GAME.

306
00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,582
HE DOESN'T RUN AWAY
FROM EVERY CHALLENGE.

307
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:24,219
HE DOESN'T LET
EVERY LITTLE SETBACK

308
00:16:24,288 --> 00:16:27,258
EAT HIM UP INSIDE.
NOW GOOD-BYE, TED.

309
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,333
GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET YOUR CAPTAIN...

310
00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:41,036
CAPTAIN OVEUR.
[PRONOUNCED OVER]

311
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:42,603
GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME ABOARD.

312
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:45,278
YOUR NAVIGATOR MR. UNGER
AND FIRST OFFICER DUNN.

313
00:16:45,347 --> 00:16:46,279
UNGER.

314
00:16:46,348 --> 00:16:47,280
OVEUR.

315
00:16:47,349 --> 00:16:48,244
OVEUR.

316
00:16:48,312 --> 00:16:51,150
DUNN. GENTLEMEN,
LET'S GET TO WORK.

317
00:16:52,218 --> 00:16:53,948
UNGER, DIDN'T YOU
SERVE UNDER OVEUR

318
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,147
IN THE AIR FORCE?

319
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,317
NOT DIRECTLY.

320
00:16:56,386 --> 00:16:57,656
TECHNICALLY,
DUNN WAS UNDER OVEUR,

321
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,625
AND I WAS UNDER DUNN.

322
00:16:59,694 --> 00:17:00,485
SO, DUNN, YOU WERE...

323
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,526
UNDER OVEUR
AND OVER UNGER.

324
00:17:02,594 --> 00:17:03,523
YEP.

325
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:04,993
THAT'S RIGHT.
DUNN WAS OVER UNGER,

326
00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:07,130
AND I WAS OVER DUNN.

327
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:09,263
SEE? DUNN AND I
WERE UNDER OVEUR,

328
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,596
EVEN THOUGH I
WAS UNDER DUNN.

329
00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:15,272
DUNN WAS OVER UNGER,
AND I WAS OVER DUNN.

330
00:17:15,341 --> 00:17:18,208
DO YOU HAVE ANY TICKETS
FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE?

331
00:17:18,277 --> 00:17:19,942
THERE HAVEN'T BEEN
ANY AVAILABLE SEATS

332
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,944
FOR WEEKS NOW, SIR.

333
00:17:22,013 --> 00:17:23,441
Man:
WHAT YOU WANT?

334
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,949
I GOT PAIRS!
I GOT SINGLES!

335
00:17:25,018 --> 00:17:26,819
CHECK 'EM OUT,
Y'ALL!

336
00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:28,953
$400--LUNAR
SHUTTLE TICKETS.

337
00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:29,951
SMOKIN'...
WHAT YOU WANT?

338
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:30,955
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

339
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:32,321
LUNAR SHUTTLE
TICKETS--$400.

340
00:17:32,389 --> 00:17:34,123
I GOT SMOKIN',
NON-SMOKIN',

341
00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:36,191
FIRST CLASS,
COACH, ECONOMY,

342
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,093
BY THE AISLE,
BY THE WINDOW.

343
00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:39,963
TAKE IT EASY,
MY MAN.

344
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:41,697
LUNAR SHUTTLE
TICKETS!

345
00:17:41,765 --> 00:17:42,699
HI.

346
00:17:42,768 --> 00:17:43,699
THANK YOU.

347
00:17:43,768 --> 00:17:44,700
HELLO.

348
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:45,936
HI.

349
00:17:46,005 --> 00:17:48,308
THREE OF YOU
TO THE LEFT.

350
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:49,103
HI.

351
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,409
CAN I TAKE
YOUR CASE?

352
00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:51,909
NO.

353
00:17:51,977 --> 00:17:53,706
HOWDY, GIRL.
HELLO.

354
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,277
KEEP THAT THING MOVING.
HOW'S IT GOING?

355
00:17:56,346 --> 00:17:58,283
EVERYTHING'S
FINE, SARGE.

356
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,589
Sarge: WELL, I'LL BE
A MONKEY'S UNCLE!

357
00:18:04,658 --> 00:18:06,022
TED STRIKER.

358
00:18:06,091 --> 00:18:08,861
JACK, I GOT
A BAD FEELING

359
00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:11,329
IN MY GUT
ABOUT THIS MISSION.

360
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,796
NUMBER TWO CHECKS.

361
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,371
<i>♪ AT THE CAR WASH ♪</i>

362
00:18:21,639 --> 00:18:23,942
<i>♪ WORKIN' AT</i>
<i>THE CAR WASH, YEAH ♪</i>

363
00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,206
WHAT'S HAPPENIN', BRO?

364
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,813
ATMOSPHERE
CONTROL OK.

365
00:18:26,882 --> 00:18:28,746
ATMOSPHERE CONTROL...
CHECK.

366
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:29,977
ANTIGRAVITY CHECK.

367
00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:31,015
ALL RIGHT.

368
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,584
<i>♪ CAR WASH, YEAH... ♪</i>

369
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:33,412
CHECKS OUT

370
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,816
IN POSITIVE
MODE, SIR.

371
00:18:34,885 --> 00:18:35,818
CHECK.

372
00:18:35,887 --> 00:18:36,822
CHECKS OUT

373
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:37,819
IN NEGATIVE
MODE, SIR.

374
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:38,857
CHECK.

375
00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:39,889
NEUTRAL BALANCE
SEEMS

376
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:40,892
ALL RIGHT, SIR.

377
00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:42,223
GOOD.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.

378
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:43,792
ANTIGRAVITY
OFF, SIR.

379
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:44,828
[THUD]

380
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:45,865
HOPE THIS WEATHER

381
00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:47,759
DOESN'T GIVE US
A PROBLEM.

382
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,170
DUNN, WHAT'S YOUR
TEMPERATURE READING?

383
00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:53,739
UH, 98.6, SIR.

384
00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:55,340
THAT SOUNDS NORMAL.

385
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,247
Woman: SWEETHEART,
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE

386
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,780
BEFORE WE GOT
ON THE PLANE.

387
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:10,051
Woman 2: SIR, YOU'RE IN
THE WRONG SEAT.

388
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,587
THAT'S MINE.

389
00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,663
ELAINE, WAIT.
LISTEN TO ME--

390
00:19:16,731 --> 00:19:17,624
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

391
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:20,228
WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME
LIVE MY LIFE?

392
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:21,597
IT'S NOT JUST YOUR LIFE.

393
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:24,003
IT'S THE LIFE OF EVERYONE
ON BOARD THIS SHIP!

394
00:19:24,072 --> 00:19:25,898
WE'VE GOT TO STOP
THIS FLIGHT.

395
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,340
TED,
WE'RE TAKING OFF.

396
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,606
ELAINE, WHY DON'T YOU
TRUST ME ANYMORE?

397
00:19:31,675 --> 00:19:33,739
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
THE MAN YOU USED TO BE.

398
00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:36,211
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE
LEFT THE HOSPITAL.

399
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,550
PLEASE
TAKE YOUR SEAT.

400
00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:39,344
ELAINE!

401
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:41,254
[DING DING DING]

402
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,153
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT WEATHER'S

403
00:19:46,222 --> 00:19:48,223
STARTING TO CLEAR.

404
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:49,555
SATELLITE PHOTOS
LOOK CLEAR

405
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:50,963
OVER WYOMING AND
CONNECTICUT.

406
00:19:51,032 --> 00:19:52,626
WE JUST HEARD
FROM DETROIT.

407
00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:53,825
HOW'S SHE LOOK OVER
RENO AND BUFFALO?

408
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:57,303
CLEAR, BUT CHECK
THE NEW JERSEY SUBURBS.

409
00:19:57,372 --> 00:19:59,169
<i>MAYFLOWER 1,</i> YOU'RE
CLEAR ON TWO-NINER

410
00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,202
TO TAXI INTO
LAUNCH POSITION.

411
00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:03,971
ROGER.
READY TO TAXI.

412
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,076
OVER.

413
00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:08,011
Man:<i> "T" MINUS 30 SECONDS</i>

414
00:20:08,079 --> 00:20:09,711
<i>AND COUNTING...</i>

415
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:16,685
MARK "T" MINUS
20 SECONDS.

416
00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:30,897
[ENGINE REVS]

417
00:20:34,236 --> 00:20:35,869
IGNITION.

418
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,711
<i>"T" MINUS 9...</i>

419
00:20:40,779 --> 00:20:41,910
8...

420
00:20:41,978 --> 00:20:43,142
7...

421
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,550
6...

422
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,584
5...

423
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:46,882
4...

424
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:47,949
3...

425
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,148
2...

426
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:50,356
1...

427
00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:00,766
<i>YOU HAVE LIFT-OFF,</i>
MAYFLOWER 1!

428
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:01,928
<i>ACKNOWLEDGE.</i>

429
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,702
ROGER, CONTROL.

430
00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:09,540
THIS IS<i> MAYFLOWER 1.</i>
ACKNOWLEDGE LIFT-OFF.

431
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,256
WE'LL BE
SERVING BREAKFAST

432
00:21:29,325 --> 00:21:30,360
IN A FEW MINUTES.

433
00:21:30,428 --> 00:21:31,863
WILL ALL THREE
OF YOU BE EATING?

434
00:21:31,932 --> 00:21:33,231
YES, THANK YOU.

435
00:21:33,299 --> 00:21:34,429
JIMMY, WHEN YOU'RE
FINISHED,

436
00:21:34,498 --> 00:21:35,530
I'LL TAKE YOU
UP FRONT,

437
00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,200
AND YOU CAN LOOK
AT THE COCKPIT.

438
00:21:37,268 --> 00:21:39,865
GEE, THAT'LL BE NEAT.

439
00:21:39,934 --> 00:21:42,207
I'M GLAD THEY LET SCRAPS
RIDE WITH US.

440
00:21:42,275 --> 00:21:44,604
I BET SCRAPS
WILL LOVE THE MOON.

441
00:21:44,673 --> 00:21:46,206
WILL THINGS BE
A LOT DIFFERENT

442
00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:47,444
ON THE MOON?

443
00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:49,277
IT'LL BE TERRIFIC--
A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

444
00:21:49,346 --> 00:21:50,347
NEW KIDS TO PLAY WITH.

445
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,413
DOES THAT MEAN
NO MORE HEADLINES

446
00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:53,678
ABOUT
THE RAPE TRIAL?

447
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,482
HOW MANY KIDS
GET A CHANCE

448
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,289
TO LIVE
ON ANOTHER PLANET?

449
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,058
NO MORE KIDS YELLING
"YOUR OLD MAN'S

450
00:21:59,127 --> 00:22:00,753
A PSYCHOPATHIC
SEX PERVERT"?

451
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:02,789
A MAN CAN MAKE
AN HONEST MISTAKE.

452
00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:04,055
ANYWAY, SHE WAS
ASKING FOR IT.

453
00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:07,794
THEY'RE ALL ASKING
FOR IT ALL THE TIME!

454
00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:10,300
<i>DAD NEVER SLAPS ME</i>
<i>AROUND AT HOME.</i>

455
00:22:10,369 --> 00:22:11,568
<i>IT MUST BE</i>
<i>HIS COFFEE.</i>

456
00:22:11,637 --> 00:22:15,473
<i>NO. I'VE BEEN</i>
<i>SERVING DAD DECAF.</i>

457
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,943
<i>HMM. MAYBE</i>
<i>HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE.</i>

458
00:22:19,012 --> 00:22:20,505
YOU KNOW, DEAR?

459
00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:21,775
THIS REMINDS ME

460
00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:24,778
OF THE FIRST TRAIN TRIP
WE EVER TOOK--

461
00:22:24,847 --> 00:22:26,853
OUT TO YOUR MOTHER'S
HOUSE, REMEMBER?

462
00:22:26,921 --> 00:22:28,650
HOW COULD I FORGET?

463
00:22:28,719 --> 00:22:32,258
YOU WERE SO NERVOUS
ABOUT MEETING MY MAMA.

464
00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:34,557
AND I DECLARE,
YOU WERE PACING THE AISLE

465
00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:38,524
ALL THE WAY FROM ST. LOUIS
TO SIOUX FALLS.

466
00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,132
AND HOW ABOUT THE TIME

467
00:22:40,201 --> 00:22:41,926
WE HOPPED
IN THE FAMILY CAR

468
00:22:41,995 --> 00:22:43,562
AND DROVE ALL THE WAY
TO WOODSTOCK?

469
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,139
OH, THAT WAS A TIME.

470
00:22:46,207 --> 00:22:48,538
AND YOU GOT HOLD
OF THAT BAD ACID

471
00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:50,268
AND DIDN'T COME DOWN
FOR TWO WEEKS.

472
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:53,673
YOU KEPT TELLING EVERYONE
THAT YOU WERE JESUS CHRIST,

473
00:22:53,742 --> 00:22:55,842
AND THEN YOU JUMPED
OFF A ROOF

474
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,411
'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD FLY.

475
00:22:58,479 --> 00:23:00,015
WHAT A BUMMER.

476
00:23:00,084 --> 00:23:02,048
NO SHIT.

477
00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:56,538
YOU LOOK
A LITTLE GREEN.

478
00:23:56,607 --> 00:23:58,607
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
YOUNG MAN?

479
00:23:58,676 --> 00:24:01,210
YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE
GET AIRSICK,

480
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:02,710
BUT I NEVER DO.

481
00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:06,083
I MUST HAVE
AN IRON CONSTITUTION.

482
00:24:06,152 --> 00:24:07,478
I'M ALL RIGHT.

483
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:08,785
GOOD.

484
00:24:09,886 --> 00:24:11,616
I GUESS WHAT'S
REALLY BOTHERING ME

485
00:24:11,685 --> 00:24:13,220
IS MY WHOLE LIFE.

486
00:24:13,288 --> 00:24:14,456
HMM.

487
00:24:14,524 --> 00:24:15,491
I REALLY CAN'T FIGURE

488
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,591
WHERE ELAINE AND I
WENT WRONG.

489
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,090
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

490
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:22,198
WHEN TWO PEOPLE
SHARE THE SAME SPACE.

491
00:24:22,267 --> 00:24:24,466
SOMETHING HAPPENS.

492
00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:27,067
YOUR VIBES
GO OUT OF SYNC.

493
00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:31,606
I THOUGHT WE SHARED

494
00:24:31,675 --> 00:24:34,046
A VERY SPECIAL
KIND OF LOVE.

495
00:24:34,115 --> 00:24:35,641
I'M NOT SURE I KNOW

496
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,814
WHAT LOVE IS
ANYMORE.

497
00:24:39,584 --> 00:24:42,387
I GUESS STARTED
AT THE TRIAL.

498
00:24:42,456 --> 00:24:44,487
THEY HAD TO COVER UP
FOR THE CRASH,

499
00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:46,488
SO THEY MADE ME
THE SCAPEGOAT.

500
00:24:46,557 --> 00:24:48,556
I HAD NO ONE
TO TURN TO.

501
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:49,921
I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD

502
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:52,295
THE SAME EXPERIENCE
YOURSELF.

503
00:24:52,364 --> 00:24:53,660
I COULDN'T BELIEVE

504
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,832
WHAT WAS
HAPPENING TO ME.

505
00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,435
Man: I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT

506
00:24:58,504 --> 00:25:00,405
THAT WE ESTABLISH
A FEW FACTS

507
00:25:00,473 --> 00:25:02,272
SO THESE PEOPLE
WILL BE PREPARED

508
00:25:02,341 --> 00:25:03,739
TO MAKE A FAIR DECISION.

509
00:25:03,808 --> 00:25:06,476
FIRST, WERE YOU NOT
THE CHIEF TEST PILOT

510
00:25:06,545 --> 00:25:08,847
FOR THE LUNAR SHUTTLE
XR-2300?

511
00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:10,175
YES.

512
00:25:10,244 --> 00:25:12,178
Man: ON THE FIFTH DAY
OF OCTOBER THIS YEAR,

513
00:25:12,246 --> 00:25:14,948
THAT SHUTTLE CRASH-LANDED
DURING A TEST FLIGHT.

514
00:25:15,016 --> 00:25:17,683
WERE YOU NOT THE PILOT
ON THAT FLIGHT?

515
00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,420
YES, BUT I WASN'T--

516
00:25:19,489 --> 00:25:20,553
AND, MR. STRIKER,

517
00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:22,894
IS IT NOT TRUE--

518
00:25:22,963 --> 00:25:23,963
[SPLASH]

519
00:25:24,032 --> 00:25:24,991
THAT THAT CRASH

520
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,833
WAS A DIRECT RESULT
OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE?

521
00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,697
NO!

522
00:25:28,765 --> 00:25:30,133
THE PROBLEM WAS
WITH THAT SHIP,

523
00:25:30,202 --> 00:25:31,335
NOT WITH ME.

524
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,699
THE WIRING
WAS SHORTING OUT

525
00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:34,604
UNDER
HIGH TEMPERATURES.

526
00:25:34,673 --> 00:25:37,174
THAT THING WAS
A FLYING DEATHTRAP.

527
00:25:37,242 --> 00:25:38,404
Woman:
AAH!

528
00:25:38,473 --> 00:25:40,178
[CRASH]

529
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,238
THE FACT IS, GENTLEMEN,

530
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,713
NOTHING SERIOUS
WAS WRONG WITH THAT SHIP.

531
00:25:43,781 --> 00:25:46,249
TED STRIKER FOLDED UP
ON THE APPROACH.

532
00:25:46,318 --> 00:25:47,512
THAT'S A LIE!

533
00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:48,920
ORDER!

534
00:25:48,989 --> 00:25:50,683
ORDER!

535
00:25:50,751 --> 00:25:52,658
ON MARCH 5th, 1980,

536
00:25:52,726 --> 00:25:56,459
FLIGHT 209 INTO CHICAGO
LOST ITS CREW IN MIDAIR.

537
00:25:56,527 --> 00:25:58,495
AND ON THAT FATEFUL NIGHT,

538
00:25:58,564 --> 00:26:02,068
TED STRIKER
SAVED THAT PLANE.

539
00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:03,062
I'D LIKE TO CALL

540
00:26:03,131 --> 00:26:05,599
ONE OF THE PASSENGERS
FROM THAT FLIGHT,

541
00:26:05,668 --> 00:26:07,640
IF IT PLEASES THE COURT.

542
00:26:09,509 --> 00:26:11,608
DO YOU SWEAR ON
THE CONSTITUTION

543
00:26:11,677 --> 00:26:13,344
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
THE WHOLE TRUTH,

544
00:26:13,413 --> 00:26:14,608
AND NOTHING
BUT THE TRUTH?

545
00:26:14,676 --> 00:26:16,077
AIN'T NO THING.

546
00:26:24,085 --> 00:26:27,017
WOULD YOU DESCRIBE,
IN YOUR OWN WORDS,

547
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,621
WHAT HAPPENED
THAT NIGHT?

548
00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:30,094
CHECK IT, BLEED.

549
00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:31,492
BRO WAS ON.

550
00:26:31,561 --> 00:26:32,629
DIDN'T TRIP.

551
00:26:32,698 --> 00:26:34,833
BUT THE FOLKS
WAS FREAKIN', MAN.

552
00:26:34,902 --> 00:26:37,096
HEY, AND THE PILOTS
WAS LAID TO THE BONE, HOMES,

553
00:26:37,164 --> 00:26:39,430
SO BLOOD HAMMERED OUT
AND JAMMED SHIP.

554
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,635
TIGHTENED THAT BAD SUCKER
INSIDE THE RUNWAY

555
00:26:42,703 --> 00:26:44,239
LIKE A MOTHER.

556
00:26:44,308 --> 00:26:45,711
SHIT.

557
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:47,941
Woman: I KNOW
I WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TODAY

558
00:26:48,010 --> 00:26:50,448
IF IT WASN'T
FOR MR. STRIKER.

559
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:52,914
I FIND IT DIFFICULT
EVEN NOW

560
00:26:52,983 --> 00:26:57,784
TO THINK ABOUT THAT
NIGHT OVER CHICAGO.

561
00:26:57,853 --> 00:26:59,522
PLEASE TRY,
MRS. HAMMEN.

562
00:26:59,590 --> 00:27:01,520
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

563
00:27:01,589 --> 00:27:03,921
WELL...

564
00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:06,259
W-WE LOST THE CREW...

565
00:27:07,331 --> 00:27:08,798
AND...

566
00:27:08,867 --> 00:27:12,269
THE FOOD POISONING
MADE US ALL VERY ILL.

567
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,270
I LOST CONTROL.

568
00:27:14,339 --> 00:27:16,272
WE ALL DID.

569
00:27:16,341 --> 00:27:17,802
AND THEN...

570
00:27:17,871 --> 00:27:19,408
THE BAD WEATHER...

571
00:27:19,476 --> 00:27:20,410
<i>[THUNDER]</i>

572
00:27:20,478 --> 00:27:21,810
AND THE LIGHTNING...

573
00:27:21,878 --> 00:27:25,077
I'VE GOT TO GET
OUT OF HERE!

574
00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:26,915
CALM DOWN! GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF!

575
00:27:26,984 --> 00:27:28,685
STEWARDESS, PLEASE,
LET ME HANDLE THIS.

576
00:27:28,753 --> 00:27:31,919
I'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE!

577
00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:33,424
CALM DOWN. NOW GET
BACK TO YOUR SEAT.

578
00:27:33,493 --> 00:27:34,825
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

579
00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:37,827
CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

580
00:27:37,895 --> 00:27:39,829
DOCTOR, YOU'RE
WANTED ON THE PHONE.

581
00:27:39,898 --> 00:27:42,432
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.

582
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:43,700
NOW JUST CALM DOWN.

583
00:27:43,768 --> 00:27:45,831
I'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE!

584
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:48,303
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

585
00:27:48,371 --> 00:27:49,572
OH!

586
00:27:49,641 --> 00:27:51,909
LET THE COURT
HANDLE THIS.

587
00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:58,315
WILL YOU PLEASE
CONTROL YOURSELF?

588
00:27:58,384 --> 00:27:59,914
BAILIFF, VALIUM.

589
00:27:59,983 --> 00:28:02,520
I FLEW WITH STRIKER
DURING THE WAR.

590
00:28:02,589 --> 00:28:03,619
I'LL NEVER
FORGET THE NIGHT

591
00:28:03,688 --> 00:28:05,523
WE BOMBED
MACHO GRANDE.

592
00:28:05,592 --> 00:28:07,359
STRIKER WAS
A SQUADRON LEADER.

593
00:28:07,428 --> 00:28:09,054
HE BROUGHT US IN
REAL LOW,

594
00:28:09,123 --> 00:28:10,693
BUT HE COULDN'T
HANDLE IT.

595
00:28:10,762 --> 00:28:11,991
BUDDY
COULDN'T HANDLE IT.

596
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,893
WAS BUDDY
ONE OF YOUR CREW?

597
00:28:13,962 --> 00:28:15,332
BUDDY WAS
THE BOMBARDIER,

598
00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:16,160
BUT IT WAS STRIKER

599
00:28:16,229 --> 00:28:17,600
WHO COULDN'T
HANDLE IT.

600
00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:18,699
AND HE WENT
TO PIECES.

601
00:28:18,768 --> 00:28:20,397
ANDY WENT
TO PIECES?

602
00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,703
ANDY WAS THE NAVIGATOR.
HE WAS ALL RIGHT.

603
00:28:22,772 --> 00:28:24,268
BUDDY WENT TO PIECES.

604
00:28:24,337 --> 00:28:26,212
IT WAS AWFUL,
HOW HE CAME UNGLUED.

605
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,974
HOWIE CAME UNGLUED?

606
00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:29,445
HOWIE WAS THE BEST
TAIL GUNNER

607
00:28:29,513 --> 00:28:31,217
IN THE OUTFIT.

608
00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:32,481
BUDDY CAME UNGLUED.

609
00:28:32,550 --> 00:28:33,718
AND HE BAILED OUT.

610
00:28:33,786 --> 00:28:36,081
NO! ANDY HUNG TOUGH.
BUDDY BAILED OUT.

611
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:39,390
HOW WE SURVIVED
WAS A MIRACLE.

612
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,490
THEN HOWIE SURVIVED.

613
00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:42,857
NO. AFRAID NOT.

614
00:28:42,926 --> 00:28:44,522
WE LOST HOWIE
THE NEXT DAY.

615
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:47,728
OVER MACHO GRANDE?

616
00:28:47,797 --> 00:28:48,897
NO. I DON'T THINK

617
00:28:48,966 --> 00:28:51,196
I'LL EVER GET OVER
MACHO GRANDE.

618
00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:55,038
THOSE WOUNDS RUN...
PRETTY DEEP.

619
00:28:56,577 --> 00:28:58,775
TED AND I WERE
VERY CLOSE ONCE.

620
00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:00,778
WE HAD THE KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP

621
00:29:00,847 --> 00:29:02,775
WHERE WE LAUGHED
AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED

622
00:29:02,843 --> 00:29:04,410
ALL THE TIME.

623
00:29:04,479 --> 00:29:07,186
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LAUGH LIKE THAT?

624
00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:09,181
YES. YES, I DO.

625
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:11,019
THEN THINGS STARTED
TO COME APART.

626
00:29:11,087 --> 00:29:13,054
HE--HE WAS OBSESSED
WITH THAT SHUTTLE.

627
00:29:13,123 --> 00:29:15,756
HE STARTED TO TALK
ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME,

628
00:29:15,825 --> 00:29:17,589
EVEN AT NIGHT IN BED,

629
00:29:17,657 --> 00:29:21,794
AND I GUESS THAT'S WHEN
THE REAL PROBLEMS STARTED.

630
00:29:21,863 --> 00:29:24,168
PLEASE ELABORATE.

631
00:29:24,237 --> 00:29:26,537
WELL...

632
00:29:26,606 --> 00:29:29,541
AT FIRST...
SEX BETWEEN US

633
00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:32,411
WAS A WONDERFUL
EXPERIENCE--

634
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,512
THE WAY
HE TOUCHED ME...

635
00:29:36,581 --> 00:29:38,176
HE WAS SO GENTLE.

636
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,380
HE'D UNBUTTON
MY BLOUSE...

637
00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,716
AND THEN...

638
00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,716
AND THEN...

639
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,584
WHOA!

640
00:29:47,757 --> 00:29:49,090
WE DRIFTED APART.

641
00:29:49,159 --> 00:29:51,897
I'M--I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T GO ON.

642
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:54,933
AT THE REQUEST
OF THIS COURT,

643
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:58,395
MR. STRIKER HAS UNDERGONE
A PSYCHIATRIC EXAMINATION.

644
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:02,104
THE COURT CALLS
DR. FRANKLIN STONE.

645
00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:04,707
CAN YOU GIVE YOUR
IMPRESSION OF MR. STRIKER?

646
00:30:04,776 --> 00:30:05,973
I DON'T DO
IMPRESSIONS.

647
00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:07,575
MY TRAINING
IS IN PSYCHIATRY.

648
00:30:07,644 --> 00:30:08,711
OF COURSE.

649
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,108
IN YOUR OPINION,
DOCTOR,

650
00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:11,715
WAS TED STRIKER
COMPETENT

651
00:30:11,784 --> 00:30:12,847
TO FLY AND LAND
THAT SHUTTLE?

652
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:13,916
THE DEFENDANT
SUFFERS

653
00:30:13,984 --> 00:30:15,982
FROM CHRONIC
PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS

654
00:30:16,051 --> 00:30:17,455
AND IN
A PRESSURE SITUATION

655
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:19,323
CAN SNAP LIKE THAT.

656
00:30:19,392 --> 00:30:20,325
LIKE THAT?

657
00:30:20,394 --> 00:30:21,458
THAT'S IT.

658
00:30:21,527 --> 00:30:22,453
IT IS MY OPINION

659
00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:24,860
HE'S A DANGER TO
HIMSELF AND OTHERS

660
00:30:24,929 --> 00:30:26,528
AND IS IN NEED
OF TREATMENT.

661
00:30:26,597 --> 00:30:28,395
MR. STRIKER.

662
00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:32,265
THIS COURT RECOMMENDS

663
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,537
THAT YOU BE CONFINED
TO AN INSTITUTION

664
00:30:34,605 --> 00:30:35,708
FOR TREATMENT

665
00:30:35,776 --> 00:30:38,102
UNTIL SUCH TIME
AS YOU ARE DEEMED FIT

666
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,811
TO RE-ENTER SOCIETY.

667
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:42,373
BUT I WAS FRAMED!
I'M NOT GUILTY!

668
00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,748
THAT SHIP DID HAVE
FAULTY WIRING!

669
00:30:44,817 --> 00:30:46,985
WOULD YOU HOLD
FOR A PICTURE?

670
00:30:48,284 --> 00:30:50,816
I'M NOT GUILTY!
I'M NOT GUILTY!

671
00:30:50,885 --> 00:30:53,024
TED! TED!

672
00:30:54,191 --> 00:30:56,756
HOW ABOUT A PHOTO
FOR THE<i> DAILY NEWS?</i>

673
00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:57,890
OF COURSE.

674
00:30:57,959 --> 00:30:59,692
THANKS, COUNSELOR.

675
00:30:59,761 --> 00:31:01,164
PICTURE.

676
00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:04,228
IT'S FOR TED'S
OWN GOOD, ELAINE.

677
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,835
Ted: I THOUGHT
I WAS RIGHT

678
00:31:05,904 --> 00:31:07,366
AND EVERYONE ELSE
WAS WRONG.

679
00:31:07,435 --> 00:31:09,500
NOW I'M NOT SURE
OF ANYTHING ANYMORE.

680
00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:11,502
WELL, THERE'S
A LOT MORE TO THE STORY,

681
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,108
BUT YOU PROBABLY
HEARD ENOUGH ALREADY.

682
00:31:14,177 --> 00:31:16,410
I DON'T WANT
TO GO ON FOREVER--

683
00:31:36,668 --> 00:31:39,268
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

684
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,135
UH, CAPTAIN,

685
00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:43,135
I'M PICKING UP
AN OVERHEAT

686
00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:44,907
IN THE COMPUTER
CORE.

687
00:31:44,976 --> 00:31:46,776
HOW SERIOUS IS IT,
MR. DUNN?

688
00:31:46,844 --> 00:31:48,175
I CAN'T TELL,
SIR.

689
00:31:48,244 --> 00:31:51,109
YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'M THE CAPTAIN.

690
00:31:51,178 --> 00:31:52,412
I CAN'T LOCALIZE IT,

691
00:31:52,481 --> 00:31:54,785
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
IN THE COMPUTER CORE.

692
00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:56,585
ELAINE, RUN
A COMPUTER CHECK.

693
00:31:56,654 --> 00:31:58,188
YES, SIR.

694
00:32:01,257 --> 00:32:02,519
<i>Computer:</i>
<i>VOICE INTERFACE.</i>

695
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,189
THERE'S AN OVERHEAT
IN THE CORE.

696
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,963
PLEASE
ANALYZE PROBLEM.

697
00:32:06,031 --> 00:32:08,967
<i>THERE IS NO APPARENT</i>
<i>OVERHEAT.</i>

698
00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:11,964
YES, THERE IS, R.O.K.
WE READ A CORE OVERHEAT.

699
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:13,868
REPEAT ANALYSIS.

700
00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:16,501
<i>ANALYSIS CONFIRMED.</i>

701
00:32:16,569 --> 00:32:18,472
<i>ALL SYSTEMS</i>
<i>COMPUTE POSITIVE.</i>

702
00:32:18,541 --> 00:32:21,611
WELL, NOT FROM WHERE
I'M SITTING, THEY DON'T.

703
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,015
<i>LOOK, ELAINE,</i>

704
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:25,751
<i>CUT THE "NOT WHERE</i>
<i>I'M SITTING" SHIT.</i>

705
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:27,679
<i>IT MUST BE</i>
<i>A HUMAN ERROR.</i>

706
00:32:27,748 --> 00:32:30,981
CAPTAIN, I THINK
WE HAVE A COMPUTER FOUL-UP.

707
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,154
I SEE.

708
00:32:32,222 --> 00:32:34,091
WELL, WHAT DO YOU
RECOMMEND, CAPTAIN?

709
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,988
YOU'D BETTER RUN IT
THROUGH THE COMPUTER.

710
00:32:36,057 --> 00:32:36,987
I ALREADY HAVE!

711
00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,056
GOOD.

712
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,062
JUST TO BE SAFE,

713
00:32:40,131 --> 00:32:41,866
SHOULD I CHECK
THE REAR DATA BANKS?

714
00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:44,028
NO. YOU CHECK
THE REAR DATA BANKS.

715
00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,697
YES, SIR.

716
00:32:51,412 --> 00:32:53,371
[TICKING]

717
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,011
SIR, YOU SHOULD
PUT THAT CASE

718
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,012
IN THE COMPARTMENT
ABOVE YOUR HEAD.

719
00:32:57,081 --> 00:32:58,884
UH, I'LL KEEP IT
WITH ME.

720
00:32:58,953 --> 00:33:01,449
I'LL HELP IF YOU
CAN'T GET IT UP.

721
00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:05,255
I SAID I'LL
KEEP IT WITH ME.

722
00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:17,329
TED.
ELAINE.

723
00:33:17,398 --> 00:33:19,538
WE CAN'T GO ON
LIKE THIS.

724
00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:21,166
WE HAVE TO GO BACK.

725
00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:22,499
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.

726
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,041
WE HAD SOMETHING
VERY SPECIAL,

727
00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:25,943
BUT IT'S OVER.
WE CAN'T GO BACK.

728
00:33:26,012 --> 00:33:27,439
I MEAN THIS FLIGHT
HAS TO GO BACK.

729
00:33:27,508 --> 00:33:29,540
THAT WIRING COULD
BLOW ANY SECOND.

730
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:32,178
THE PROBLEM'S
IN YOUR MIND,

731
00:33:32,247 --> 00:33:33,819
WHERE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.

732
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,348
THEN YOU DO THINK
I'M INSANE.

733
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:37,348
I'D NEVER USE
THE WORD INSANE.

734
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,920
WHAT WORD
WOULD YOU USE?

735
00:33:38,989 --> 00:33:41,690
THE WORD IS SICK, TED.

736
00:33:41,759 --> 00:33:42,787
GOOD-BYE.

737
00:33:43,994 --> 00:33:46,360
[MEN SPEAKING CHINESE]

738
00:33:46,429 --> 00:33:48,593
UH, SIR, THAT OVERHEAT
IS GETTING WORSE.

739
00:33:48,661 --> 00:33:50,535
I'D BETTER GET BACK
INTO THE CORE

740
00:33:50,604 --> 00:33:52,332
AND CHECK IT OUT.

741
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,634
I'D RATHER YOU
CHECK IT OUT.

742
00:33:54,703 --> 00:33:57,601
SIR, WE'RE CARRYING
EMERGENCY FUEL BACK THERE.

743
00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:58,877
YOU'D BETTER
GET BACK THERE, TOO.

744
00:33:58,945 --> 00:34:00,610
I'LL STAY
AND FLY THE SHIP.

745
00:34:00,679 --> 00:34:01,611
BE CAREFUL.

746
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,214
YES, SIR.

747
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,116
CAPTAIN, DO YOU MIND

748
00:34:07,185 --> 00:34:08,885
IF JIMMY HERE
TAKES A LOOK AROUND?

749
00:34:08,954 --> 00:34:10,885
OH, OF COURSE NOT,
MARY.

750
00:34:10,954 --> 00:34:12,754
COME ON IN, JIMMY.

751
00:34:12,823 --> 00:34:14,125
HI THERE.

752
00:34:14,194 --> 00:34:17,160
BOY, THERE'S A LOT
OF NEAT STUFF IN HERE.

753
00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,962
THIS IS THE NERVE CENTER
OF THE WHOLE SHIP.

754
00:34:20,031 --> 00:34:21,963
THAT SURE IS
A CUTE PUPPY.

755
00:34:22,032 --> 00:34:22,961
WHAT'S HIS NAME?

756
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,636
SCRAPS.

757
00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:26,030
CAN I HOLD HIM ONCE?

758
00:34:26,099 --> 00:34:27,165
YEAH.

759
00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:28,566
COME ON, SCRAPS.

760
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,169
I USED TO HAVE
A PUPPY LIKE THIS

761
00:34:31,238 --> 00:34:32,569
WHEN I WAS A KID.

762
00:34:32,638 --> 00:34:34,511
YOU LIKE TO PLAY
BALL WITH HIM?

763
00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:35,540
YEAH.

764
00:34:35,609 --> 00:34:38,515
YOU LIKE TO HAVE HIM
FETCH A STICK?

765
00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:39,309
YEAH.

766
00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,783
OF COURSE YOU DO.

767
00:34:40,852 --> 00:34:42,150
WELL, MY GOODNESS,

768
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:44,051
SCRAPS IS A BOY,
ISN'T HE?

769
00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:46,053
[GRR]
YEAH.

770
00:34:46,122 --> 00:34:47,321
JIMMY, DO YOU LIKE IT

771
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,254
WHEN SCRAPS
HOLDS ONTO YOUR LEG

772
00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:51,262
AND RUBS UP AND DOWN?

773
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,800
GOD HELP US.
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

774
00:34:56,869 --> 00:34:58,167
CHECK THOSE FUEL DRUMS.

775
00:34:58,236 --> 00:34:59,503
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE COMPUTER.

776
00:34:59,572 --> 00:35:00,898
RIGHT.

777
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,488
JIMMY,
DID YOU EVER WONDER

778
00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:26,163
WHY DOGS
SNIFF EACH OTHER?

779
00:35:26,232 --> 00:35:27,558
Simon: WELL, CAPTAIN,
EVERYTHING A-OK.?

780
00:35:27,627 --> 00:35:29,535
YES,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.

781
00:35:29,603 --> 00:35:30,563
RIGHT, JIMMY?

782
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:32,537
YEAH. EVERYTHING'S
REAL NEAT UP HERE.

783
00:35:32,606 --> 00:35:33,331
[BEEP BEEP]

784
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,771
THAT'S STRANGE.

785
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,172
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

786
00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:38,777
WHAT'S STRANGE,
CAPTAIN?

787
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:39,837
IT'S AN ASTEROID FIELD.

788
00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:42,043
THERE'S NOTHING
IN THIS SECTOR, UNLESS--

789
00:35:42,112 --> 00:35:43,276
UNLESS WHAT, CAPTAIN?

790
00:35:43,345 --> 00:35:45,217
UNLESS WE'RE OFF COURSE.

791
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,649
CAPTAIN OVEUR, DUNN HERE.

792
00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:53,158
<i>Oveur: COME IN,</i>
<i>DUNN. OVER.</i>

793
00:35:53,227 --> 00:35:55,258
THERE'S BEEN A PRETTY
BAD FIRE HERE, SIR.

794
00:35:55,326 --> 00:35:56,992
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO DISCONNECT

795
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:58,395
THE DAMAGED SYSTEMS.

796
00:35:58,464 --> 00:36:01,396
MR. UNGER IS ATTEMPTING
A MANUAL SHUTDOWN RIGHT NOW.

797
00:36:01,465 --> 00:36:03,763
<i>R.O.K.: WHAT ARE YOU</i>
<i>DOING, DAVE?</i>

798
00:36:03,832 --> 00:36:05,968
Dunn: WELL, SIR,
THE COMPUTER HAS SUFFERED

799
00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:07,234
SOME PRETTY BAD DAMAGE.

800
00:36:07,303 --> 00:36:10,134
<i>THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.</i>

801
00:36:10,203 --> 00:36:11,773
RIGHT.

802
00:36:11,842 --> 00:36:13,275
RIGHT.

803
00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:14,739
I JUST HOPE
WE CAN STILL CONTROL

804
00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:16,979
R.O.K.'S HIGHER
BRAIN FUNCTION, SIR.

805
00:36:17,048 --> 00:36:18,180
DO WHAT'S NECESSARY.

806
00:36:18,249 --> 00:36:20,146
I'LL GO
TO MANUAL CONTROL.

807
00:36:20,215 --> 00:36:21,616
YES, SIR, WE WILL.

808
00:36:22,853 --> 00:36:23,818
JESUS!

809
00:36:23,887 --> 00:36:24,948
HANG ON!

810
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,892
I'LL TRY TO OVERRIDE
R.O.K.'S CIRCUIT

811
00:36:26,961 --> 00:36:28,593
AND SHUT THE DOOR
FROM HERE!

812
00:36:28,662 --> 00:36:31,463
HOLY SHIT!

813
00:36:31,531 --> 00:36:33,694
AAH!

814
00:36:34,561 --> 00:36:37,434
<i>[THE BLUE DANUBE</i> PLAYS]

815
00:37:02,928 --> 00:37:03,991
DID YOU SEE THAT?

816
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,196
EXCUSE ME?

817
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:06,991
THERE'S TWO CREWMEN
OUT THERE. LOOK.

818
00:37:14,407 --> 00:37:16,070
I'M AFRAID THERE'S
NOTHING OUT THERE

819
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:18,035
BUT EMPTY SPACE.

820
00:37:19,339 --> 00:37:20,971
I SWEAR I...

821
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,710
Dr. Stone:
<i>THE DEFENDANT SUFFERS</i>

822
00:37:22,778 --> 00:37:24,715
<i>FROM CHRONIC</i>
<i>PSYCHOLOGICAL STRESS</i>

823
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,849
<i>AND IN A PRESSURE SITUATION</i>
<i>CAN SNAP JUST LIKE THAT.</i>

824
00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:31,452
[ECHO]<i> LIKE THAT,</i>
<i>LIKE THAT, Like that...</i>

825
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,718
MAYBE THEY WERE
RIGHT ABOUT ME.

826
00:37:33,786 --> 00:37:36,827
MY GOD. MAYBE
I AM CRACKING UP.

827
00:37:36,895 --> 00:37:38,825
[RUMBLING]

828
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:47,601
WHAT'S HAPPENING,
CAPTAIN?

829
00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:49,733
WE'RE OFF COURSE
AND COMPUTER-LOCKED.

830
00:37:49,802 --> 00:37:51,341
THAT FIRE
IN R.O.K.'S CORE

831
00:37:51,409 --> 00:37:53,576
PLAYED HAVOC WITH
THE BRAIN FUNCTIONS.

832
00:37:53,645 --> 00:37:56,408
MR. DUNN AND MR. UNGER WERE
SUCKED OUT AN AIR LOCK

833
00:37:56,477 --> 00:37:57,947
IN THE COMPUTER ROOM.

834
00:37:58,015 --> 00:37:59,242
BOTH TOGETHER?

835
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,545
[BOTH] MR. DUNN AND MR. UNGER
WERE SUCKED OUT AN AIR LOCK

836
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:03,319
IN THE COMPUTER ROOM.

837
00:38:03,388 --> 00:38:05,188
DON'T PANIC.
CALM DOWN, LADIES.

838
00:38:05,257 --> 00:38:07,653
ARE THERE ANY
OTHER PROBLEMS?

839
00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:09,326
CAPTAIN, WE'VE RUN
OUT OF COFFEE.

840
00:38:09,395 --> 00:38:11,225
DAMN! I'VE TOLD THEM
A HUNDRED TIMES--

841
00:38:11,293 --> 00:38:12,722
STORE EXTRA COFFEE!

842
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,462
CAPTAIN,
WHAT SHOULD WE DO

843
00:38:14,531 --> 00:38:16,233
IF THE PASSENGERS
START TO PANIC?

844
00:38:16,302 --> 00:38:18,628
THIS IS THE WAY
WE'LL PLAY IT--

845
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,370
MARY, I WANT
YOU HERE

846
00:38:20,439 --> 00:38:21,832
IN CASE THERE'S
A FULL-CABIN PRESS.

847
00:38:21,901 --> 00:38:24,339
TESTA, COVER
MARY'S WEAK SIDE

848
00:38:24,408 --> 00:38:25,843
IN CASE SHE GETS
DOUBLE-TEAMED.

849
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:27,612
RIGHT!
RIGHT!

850
00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:29,908
CAPTAIN, I DON'T THINK
WE HAVE ANY ALTERNATIVES.

851
00:38:29,977 --> 00:38:33,116
I SEE. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OUR ALTERNATIVES ARE?

852
00:38:33,185 --> 00:38:34,350
WE'LL HAVE TO DISCONNECT

853
00:38:34,419 --> 00:38:35,583
R.O.K.'S HIGHER
BRAIN FUNCTION

854
00:38:35,652 --> 00:38:37,514
WITHOUT DISTURBING
HIS REGULATORY SYSTEM.

855
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:38,517
THAT COMPUTER HAS

856
00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:39,686
A SELF-DEFENSE
MECHANISM.

857
00:38:39,754 --> 00:38:40,851
DUNN AND UNGER TRIED
TO DISCONNECT IT.

858
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,289
YOU HEARD WHAT
HAPPENED TO THEM.

859
00:38:42,357 --> 00:38:45,224
I KNOW. SUCKED OUT.

860
00:38:45,293 --> 00:38:46,659
[THUNDER]

861
00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:48,264
STILL, IT'S
OUR ONLY CHANCE.

862
00:38:48,333 --> 00:38:50,531
WE COULD TRY IT
FROM UP HERE.

863
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:51,598
ROGER. YOU'D
BETTER GET BACK

864
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,532
AND MONITOR
THE REGULATORY UNIT.

865
00:38:53,601 --> 00:38:55,006
RIGHT.
GOOD LUCK, CAPTAIN.

866
00:38:55,074 --> 00:38:56,771
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

867
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,104
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

868
00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,916
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE CALM DOWN.

869
00:39:04,985 --> 00:39:07,046
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.

870
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:10,455
I WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH THE SHIP.

871
00:39:13,024 --> 00:39:14,557
THANK YOU.

872
00:39:14,626 --> 00:39:17,721
WE'VE BEEN THROWN
OFF COURSE JUST A TAD.

873
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,328
Woman:
WHAT'S A TAD?

874
00:39:19,397 --> 00:39:22,163
MISS, WHAT EXACTLY
IS A TAD?

875
00:39:22,232 --> 00:39:23,367
IN SPACE TERMS,

876
00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:25,664
THAT'S ABOUT HALF
A MILLION MILES.

877
00:39:25,733 --> 00:39:27,397
OH, THAT'S
INTERESTING.

878
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,602
YEAH.

879
00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:30,208
THE BUMPS YOU FEEL
ARE ASTEROIDS

880
00:39:30,277 --> 00:39:33,408
SMASHING INTO THE HULL
OF THE SHIP.

881
00:39:33,477 --> 00:39:35,474
ALSO WE'RE
FLYING WITHOUT

882
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,610
A NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM

883
00:39:36,679 --> 00:39:38,412
AND CAN'T SEEM
TO CHANGE COURSE.

884
00:39:38,481 --> 00:39:40,315
MISS, ARE YOU
TELLING US

885
00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:41,984
ABSOLUTELY
EVERYTHING?

886
00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:43,517
NOT EXACTLY.

887
00:39:43,586 --> 00:39:45,482
WE'RE ALSO
OUT OF COFFEE.

888
00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:47,825
AAH!
AAH!

889
00:39:47,894 --> 00:39:49,054
AAH!
AAH!

890
00:40:00,005 --> 00:40:01,099
LISTEN TO ME!

891
00:40:01,168 --> 00:40:04,608
YOUR CREW IS IN COMPLETE
CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.

892
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,676
TRUST ME.

893
00:40:07,745 --> 00:40:09,514
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

894
00:40:12,815 --> 00:40:14,978
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THEY'RE OFF COURSE

895
00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:17,253
AND HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR THE SUN.

896
00:40:17,321 --> 00:40:18,555
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, BOB.

897
00:40:18,624 --> 00:40:19,983
<i>TV: ..TWO MINUTES</i>
<i>FOR HIGH STICKING!</i>

898
00:40:20,052 --> 00:40:21,890
GET ME STEVE McCROSKEY,
AND FAST.

899
00:40:21,959 --> 00:40:24,493
McCROSKEY HASN'T HANDLED
A TOWER SINCE THE STRIKE.

900
00:40:24,562 --> 00:40:26,495
SINCE REAGAN FIRED
THE CONTROLLERS,

901
00:40:26,563 --> 00:40:28,232
HE'S BEEN
COMPLETELY SENILE.

902
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,795
YEAH, BUT WHAT
ABOUT McCROSKEY?

903
00:40:29,863 --> 00:40:31,630
PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME AS REAGAN.

904
00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,670
I DON'T CARE.
GET HIM.

905
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:43,546
WELL, FATHER, I'VE LED
SUCH A SINFUL LIFE.

906
00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:45,482
YOU SEE, I'M MARRIED
WITH TWO KIDS,

907
00:40:45,551 --> 00:40:47,448
AND THERE WERE THESE
GIRLS AT THE COMPANY.

908
00:40:47,516 --> 00:40:48,614
I GOT THEM BOTH PREGNANT,

909
00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:50,154
SO I STOLE
FROM THE COMPANY

910
00:40:50,222 --> 00:40:52,051
TO PAY FOR THE ABORTIONS--

911
00:40:53,156 --> 00:40:54,090
AH-CHOO!

912
00:40:54,158 --> 00:40:55,359
GOD BLESS YOU.

913
00:40:55,427 --> 00:40:56,954
OH, THANK YOU, FATHER,
THANK YOU.

914
00:40:57,023 --> 00:40:59,130
I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED YOU, DARLING,

915
00:40:59,198 --> 00:41:00,463
BUT I HAVE
TO TELL YOU

916
00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:02,661
I WAS UNFAITHFUL
TO YOU, JUST ONCE.

917
00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:04,929
OH, I UNDERSTAND,
DARLING.

918
00:41:04,998 --> 00:41:07,201
REMEMBER JILL,
MY FIRST SECRETARY?

919
00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:08,270
FORGIVE ME.

920
00:41:08,339 --> 00:41:09,306
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

921
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:12,142
I KNEW ABOUT IT
ALL THE TIME.

922
00:41:12,211 --> 00:41:14,409
I WAS UNFAITHFUL, TOO.

923
00:41:14,477 --> 00:41:15,842
I UNDERSTAND,
DARLING.

924
00:41:15,911 --> 00:41:19,617
REMEMBER SUSAN,
YOUR LAST RECEPTIONIST?

925
00:41:22,185 --> 00:41:23,013
AHEM.

926
00:41:23,082 --> 00:41:25,587
I DON'T MEAN
TO SOUND FORWARD.

927
00:41:25,656 --> 00:41:28,224
I MEAN, I KNOW
I DON'T KNOW YOU,

928
00:41:28,293 --> 00:41:29,955
BUT...I DON'T THINK

929
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:32,162
WE'RE GOING TO LIVE
THROUGH THIS,

930
00:41:32,231 --> 00:41:34,557
AND...I'VE, UH...

931
00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,695
NEVER...

932
00:41:36,764 --> 00:41:39,263
BEEN WITH A MAN
BEFORE.

933
00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:43,207
I--I KNOW THIS REALLY
ISN'T THE PLACE.

934
00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:45,808
OH. NO, NO.
I UNDERSTAND.

935
00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,142
Woman 1:
WHO TURNED OFF THE--

936
00:41:48,211 --> 00:41:49,145
[CRASH]

937
00:41:49,213 --> 00:41:50,175
Woman 2: HEY!

938
00:41:56,018 --> 00:41:58,315
<i>R.O.K.: WHAT ARE YOU</i>
<i>DOING, CAPTAIN?</i>

939
00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:03,023
<i>THIS IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.</i>

940
00:42:05,491 --> 00:42:09,062
[THEME FROM
<i>MISSION IMPOSSIBLE</i> PLAYS]

941
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,340
GET ME
SOME COFFEE, MISS.

942
00:42:20,409 --> 00:42:22,007
YES, SIR.

943
00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:24,344
AND A QUART OF GERITOL
AND A HAM ON RYE.

944
00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:25,349
NO CHEESE.

945
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:26,748
YES, SIR.
WELCOME HOME, SIR.

946
00:42:26,817 --> 00:42:28,349
HERE'S THE NAVIGATIONAL
CHARTS, SIR.

947
00:42:28,418 --> 00:42:30,720
OH, GOOD, GOOD.

948
00:42:30,789 --> 00:42:32,989
GET ME RADIO CONTACT
WITH THAT SHIP. PRONTO.

949
00:42:33,058 --> 00:42:34,220
PRONTO.

950
00:42:34,288 --> 00:42:36,192
HERE'S ALL THE AVAILABLE
INFORMATION ON THE SUN.

951
00:42:36,261 --> 00:42:37,087
THAT THING IS HOT!

952
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:39,195
AAH! GET BUD KRUGER
IMMEDIATELY.

953
00:42:39,263 --> 00:42:40,195
AND SOME ICE.

954
00:42:40,264 --> 00:42:41,426
YES, SIR.

955
00:42:41,495 --> 00:42:42,634
JACOBS.

956
00:42:44,370 --> 00:42:45,601
I WANT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING

957
00:42:45,669 --> 00:42:47,030
THAT'S HAPPENED
UP TILL NOW.

958
00:42:47,099 --> 00:42:49,835
WELL, FIRST
THE EARTH COOLED,

959
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:51,705
AND THEN
THE DINOSAURS CAME.

960
00:42:51,774 --> 00:42:53,176
BUT THEY GOT
TOO BIG AND FAT,

961
00:42:53,245 --> 00:42:54,003
SO THEY ALL DIED,

962
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:55,246
AND THEY TURNED
INTO OIL.

963
00:42:55,315 --> 00:42:56,645
AND THEN
THE ARABS CAME,

964
00:42:56,713 --> 00:42:58,042
AND THEY BOUGHT
MERCEDES BENZES.

965
00:42:58,111 --> 00:42:59,416
AND PRINCE CHARLES
STARTED WEARING

966
00:42:59,485 --> 00:43:01,352
ALL OF LADY DI'S
CLOTHES.

967
00:43:01,421 --> 00:43:03,146
HE TOOK HER BEST
SUMMER DRESS,

968
00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:04,686
AND HE PUT IT ON
AND WENT TO TOWN.

969
00:43:04,754 --> 00:43:07,623
THINGS SURE
HAVEN'T CHANGED.

970
00:43:07,691 --> 00:43:10,026
CAPTAIN,
I THINK WE'VE GOT--

971
00:43:10,095 --> 00:43:11,022
CAPTAIN?

972
00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:12,656
CAPTAIN OVEUR,
WHAT'S WRONG?

973
00:43:12,725 --> 00:43:13,757
[COUGHING]

974
00:43:13,826 --> 00:43:14,760
WHAT'S WRONG?

975
00:43:14,829 --> 00:43:16,967
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?

976
00:43:17,036 --> 00:43:17,897
ONE...

977
00:43:17,966 --> 00:43:20,371
ONE--ONE--ONE--
ONE WHAT? ONE WORD!

978
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,770
FIRST WORD?
FIRST SYLLABLE?

979
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:23,238
CAPTAIN, I'M NOT
VERY GOOD AT THIS.

980
00:43:23,307 --> 00:43:24,706
10 WORDS!

981
00:43:24,775 --> 00:43:25,903
<i>HOW TO SUCCEED</i>
<i>IN BUSINESS</i>

982
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,276
<i>WITHOUT REALLY TRYING.</i>

983
00:43:27,345 --> 00:43:28,606
WHAT AM I SAYING?

984
00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:29,610
OH, THROAT.

985
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:31,213
THROAT.
SOUNDS LIKE CHOKE.

986
00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:32,776
CHOKE. YOU--

987
00:43:32,845 --> 00:43:34,417
CHOKE. OH, MY GOD!

988
00:43:34,486 --> 00:43:36,418
YOU WERE GASSED
BY R.O.K.?

989
00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:38,815
I GOT IT!
I GOT IT!

990
00:43:38,884 --> 00:43:40,791
ELAINE, I THINK--

991
00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:43,356
SIMON, THE CAPTAIN'S
BEEN GASSED BY R.O.K.

992
00:43:43,425 --> 00:43:44,429
HMM...

993
00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,257
SIMON, WE'RE
WAY OFF COURSE.

994
00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:49,661
YOU'RE RIGHT, ELAINE.
WE ARE OFF COURSE.

995
00:43:49,730 --> 00:43:51,564
MY GOD! THE SUN!

996
00:43:51,633 --> 00:43:52,902
WHAT IS IT, SIMON?

997
00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:55,099
THE FIERY BALL AT THE CENTER
OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM,

998
00:43:55,168 --> 00:43:56,606
BUT THAT'S NOT
IMPORTANT NOW.

999
00:43:56,674 --> 00:43:57,937
WE'RE HEADED
RIGHT FOR IT.

1000
00:43:58,006 --> 00:43:59,705
WE'VE GOT TO
GET OFF THIS SHIP.

1001
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,312
DON'T BE A FOOL.

1002
00:44:01,381 --> 00:44:02,676
WE HAVE TO
CHANGE COURSE.

1003
00:44:02,745 --> 00:44:04,077
WE'RE COMPUTER-LOCKED,

1004
00:44:04,146 --> 00:44:06,076
AND THE MANUAL NAVIGATIONAL
SYSTEM IS DOWN.

1005
00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:08,080
THEN TED WAS RIGHT
ALL ALONG.

1006
00:44:08,149 --> 00:44:10,684
WHAT WILL I DO?
MY CAREER WILL BE RUINED.

1007
00:44:10,752 --> 00:44:12,390
WHAT ABOUT
THE CAREERS

1008
00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,018
OF THE PEOPLE
ON THIS SHIP?

1009
00:44:14,087 --> 00:44:15,326
THE LAWYERS,
THE ARCHITECTS,

1010
00:44:15,394 --> 00:44:17,227
THE DENTAL
HYGIENISTS?

1011
00:44:17,296 --> 00:44:18,055
FORGET ABOUT THEM.

1012
00:44:18,124 --> 00:44:20,023
WE HAVE TO THINK
OF OURSELVES.

1013
00:44:20,092 --> 00:44:21,264
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE MAN

1014
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,696
I THOUGHT I LOVED?

1015
00:44:22,765 --> 00:44:24,435
I'M GOING
TO GET TED.

1016
00:44:24,504 --> 00:44:26,804
DON'T COME APART
ON ME NOW.

1017
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:34,512
I--I DON'T MEAN
TO SOUND FORWARD.

1018
00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:36,907
I MEAN, I KNOW
I DON'T KNOW YOU,

1019
00:44:36,976 --> 00:44:38,143
BUT I DON'T THINK

1020
00:44:38,212 --> 00:44:40,750
THAT WE'RE GOING
TO LIVE THROUGH THIS.

1021
00:44:40,819 --> 00:44:44,215
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH A MAN BEFORE.

1022
00:44:44,284 --> 00:44:47,418
I KNOW THAT THIS
ISN'T THE RIGHT PLACE.

1023
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:55,992
UNTIL WE GET THROUGH,
OUR HANDS ARE TIED.

1024
00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:57,601
WE GOT TO MAKE PLANS.

1025
00:44:57,670 --> 00:44:59,201
I'M BUSY
RIGHT THROUGH FRIDAY.

1026
00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:00,031
STINSON.

1027
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,934
BUT HOW ABOUT LUNCH
SATURDAY?

1028
00:45:02,003 --> 00:45:02,935
HAVE YOU CONTACTED
THE FAMILIES

1029
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,436
OF THE PASSENGERS
AND CREW?

1030
00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:06,206
THEY'RE OUTSIDE NOW, SIR.
THEY'RE NOT TOO HAPPY.

1031
00:45:10,515 --> 00:45:12,077
TRY AND CALM
THEM DOWN.

1032
00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:15,253
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
BE DIPLOMATIC.

1033
00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:16,920
GIVE THEM THE LEAD!

1034
00:45:21,491 --> 00:45:23,421
AAH!
AAH!

1035
00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,336
TED, LISTEN TO ME.

1036
00:45:31,404 --> 00:45:32,196
WE'VE LOST THE CREW,

1037
00:45:32,264 --> 00:45:34,234
AND SIMON'S TURNED
TO JELLY.

1038
00:45:36,804 --> 00:45:39,808
TED, WE NEED YOU.

1039
00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:42,645
ELAINE, YOU WERE
RIGHT ABOUT ME.

1040
00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:44,813
I FOLDED UP
OVER MACHO GRANDE,

1041
00:45:44,882 --> 00:45:47,817
AND I FOLDED UP
ON THE TEST FLIGHT.

1042
00:45:47,886 --> 00:45:50,819
I CRACK UNDER PRESSURE
JUST LIKE THEY SAID.

1043
00:45:50,888 --> 00:45:52,820
YOU OVERCAME
YOUR DRINKING PROBLEM.

1044
00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:55,288
I KNOW YOU CAN
OVERCOME THIS.

1045
00:45:57,128 --> 00:46:00,224
IT'S NO USE, ELAINE.
I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

1046
00:46:00,293 --> 00:46:02,666
TED, YOU WERE RIGHT
ABOUT THE SHIP.

1047
00:46:02,735 --> 00:46:04,832
I--I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY THIS,

1048
00:46:04,901 --> 00:46:06,503
BUT MAYBE
IN THIS MIXED-UP,

1049
00:46:06,572 --> 00:46:08,134
TOPSY-TURVY WORLD
OF OURS,

1050
00:46:08,202 --> 00:46:10,234
THEY SHOULD TAKE ALL
THE "SANE" PEOPLE

1051
00:46:10,302 --> 00:46:11,905
OFF THE STREETS
AND LOCK THEM UP

1052
00:46:11,974 --> 00:46:13,336
AND LET ALL
THE PSYCHOPATHS

1053
00:46:13,405 --> 00:46:16,142
OUT OF THE ASYLUMS
TO RUN THE WORLD.

1054
00:46:16,211 --> 00:46:18,713
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

1055
00:46:18,782 --> 00:46:20,648
WHAT I'M TRYING
TO SAY

1056
00:46:20,716 --> 00:46:21,683
IS THAT I WAS WRONG,

1057
00:46:21,752 --> 00:46:23,280
AND I HOPE
YOU FORGIVE ME

1058
00:46:23,349 --> 00:46:25,587
BECAUSE WE NEED YOU
IN THAT COCKPIT

1059
00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:26,985
NOW MORE THAN EVER.

1060
00:46:27,053 --> 00:46:28,220
EXCUSE ME,
MA'AM.

1061
00:46:28,289 --> 00:46:30,628
THERE'S BANGED-UP
PEOPLE BACK THERE.

1062
00:46:30,697 --> 00:46:32,255
I'LL NEED FRESH
SHEETS, GAUZE,

1063
00:46:32,324 --> 00:46:34,332
Q-TIPS, AND ALL
THE VASELINE

1064
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:35,463
YOU HAVE
ON BOARD.

1065
00:46:35,532 --> 00:46:36,563
TED, PLEASE!

1066
00:46:36,632 --> 00:46:38,995
RIGHT NOW.

1067
00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:40,132
ARE YOU THE NURSE?

1068
00:46:40,201 --> 00:46:42,265
YES. TAKE THIS.
THE WASHROOM'S

1069
00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:45,676
JUST DOWN THERE
ON THE RIGHT.

1070
00:46:45,745 --> 00:46:48,074
I DON'T MEAN
TO SOUND FORWARD.

1071
00:46:48,143 --> 00:46:51,514
I MEAN, I KNOW
I DON'T KNOW YOU,

1072
00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,948
BUT I DON'T THINK

1073
00:46:53,016 --> 00:46:54,917
WE'RE GOING TO LIVE
THROUGH THIS.

1074
00:46:54,986 --> 00:46:57,920
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH A MAN BEFORE.

1075
00:46:57,988 --> 00:47:00,719
I KNOW THIS ISN'T
THE RIGHT PLACE.

1076
00:47:00,788 --> 00:47:02,593
SIMON, I--

1077
00:47:02,662 --> 00:47:03,794
<i>Man: THIS IS MISSION CONTROL.</i>

1078
00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:05,157
<i>DO YOU READ,</i>
MAYFLOWER?<i> OVER.</i>

1079
00:47:05,225 --> 00:47:06,858
HELLO. THIS IS
THE<i> MAYFLOWER.</i>

1080
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:08,462
COME IN, ANYONE.

1081
00:47:08,531 --> 00:47:09,392
OK, OK.

1082
00:47:09,461 --> 00:47:11,469
NOW WE'RE MAKING
SOME HEADWAY.

1083
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:12,864
WE READ YOU,<i> MAYFLOWER.</i>

1084
00:47:12,933 --> 00:47:13,968
IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

1085
00:47:14,036 --> 00:47:15,969
WELL, THIS IS
ELAINE DICKENSON.

1086
00:47:16,038 --> 00:47:18,606
I'M 5'8",
123 POUNDS,

1087
00:47:18,674 --> 00:47:20,445
I HAVE, UH...

1088
00:47:20,513 --> 00:47:22,712
BROWN HAIR,
BLUE EYES.

1089
00:47:22,781 --> 00:47:25,376
I ENJOY SURFING,
BACKGAMMON,

1090
00:47:25,444 --> 00:47:27,948
AND MEN WHO AREN'T
AFRAID TO CRY.

1091
00:47:28,017 --> 00:47:29,851
WOULD SOMEBODY
PLEASE TELL ME

1092
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,950
WHAT A WOMAN
IS DOING UP THERE

1093
00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:33,120
IN CHARGE OF THAT SHIP?

1094
00:47:33,188 --> 00:47:35,553
MAYBE SHE'S GOT
HER SHIP TOGETHER.

1095
00:47:42,228 --> 00:47:44,496
Man: BUT HE
SMELLS SO BAD.

1096
00:47:48,104 --> 00:47:50,066
CAN I SIT HERE
FOR A SECOND, MISTER?

1097
00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:51,976
OH, YEAH, SURE.

1098
00:47:53,778 --> 00:47:54,874
BE CAREFUL
WITH THAT FOOD.

1099
00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:56,239
I'LL BE CAREFUL.

1100
00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:57,941
CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?

1101
00:47:58,010 --> 00:47:59,343
WHAT IS IT?

1102
00:47:59,412 --> 00:48:00,946
IT'S AN INTERROGATIVE
STATEMENT

1103
00:48:01,015 --> 00:48:02,349
USED TO TEST KNOWLEDGE.

1104
00:48:02,417 --> 00:48:04,953
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW, MISTER.

1105
00:48:05,021 --> 00:48:06,820
IS MY DOG SCRAPS
GOING TO MAKE IT

1106
00:48:06,888 --> 00:48:08,954
THROUGH ALL THIS OK?

1107
00:48:09,023 --> 00:48:10,353
I'M SCARED, MISTER.

1108
00:48:10,422 --> 00:48:12,557
SOMEBODY HAS TO DO
SOMETHING.

1109
00:48:15,801 --> 00:48:18,130
SCRAPS IS GOING
TO BE FINE, SON.

1110
00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:20,334
YOU'LL BOTH BE
JUST FINE.

1111
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,413
STRIKER, YOU GOT TO
LISTEN TO ME.

1112
00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:30,913
THEY FORCED ME

1113
00:48:30,981 --> 00:48:31,910
TO CUT CORNERS
ON THOSE DESIGNS.

1114
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,081
GET OUT OF MY WAY!

1115
00:48:33,149 --> 00:48:35,184
HELP ME, STRIKER.
FOR CHRIST'S--

1116
00:48:38,555 --> 00:48:39,316
ELAINE.

1117
00:48:39,385 --> 00:48:41,524
YOU'RE ALL ALONE
UP HERE.

1118
00:48:41,593 --> 00:48:42,922
TED, YES, I AM.

1119
00:48:42,991 --> 00:48:43,956
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1120
00:48:44,025 --> 00:48:45,561
NO TIME
TO EXPLAIN.

1121
00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:46,926
SIT HERE, TED.

1122
00:48:46,995 --> 00:48:48,325
I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.

1123
00:48:48,394 --> 00:48:49,932
WE ALL MAKE
MISTAKES, ELAINE.

1124
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,194
I'LL NEVER MAKE
THAT MISTAKE

1125
00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:52,330
ABOUT YOU AGAIN, TED.

1126
00:48:52,398 --> 00:48:54,332
LET'S JUST FORGET
ABOUT IT.

1127
00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:55,606
WE'RE NOT LIVING
IN THE PAST

1128
00:48:55,674 --> 00:48:58,542
OR THE PRESENT
ANYMORE.

1129
00:48:58,610 --> 00:49:00,244
THIS IS THE FUTURE.

1130
00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,074
HUH?

1131
00:49:01,143 --> 00:49:03,407
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.

1132
00:49:03,476 --> 00:49:05,141
EVERYTHING'S
GOING TO BE OK.

1133
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,243
I LOVE YOU, TED.

1134
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,054
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

1135
00:49:18,358 --> 00:49:19,931
HERE IT IS.
ELAINE DICKENSON.

1136
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,126
SHE'S THE SHIP'S
COMPUTER OFFICER.

1137
00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:22,599
JACOBS,
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT

1138
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:23,827
ON ELAINE DICKENSON?

1139
00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:25,232
WELL, I'M 2 INCHES TALLER,
A BETTER DANCER,

1140
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,599
AND MUCH MORE FUN
TO BE WITH.

1141
00:49:29,271 --> 00:49:32,802
TED, I HAVE
THE STRANGEST FEELING

1142
00:49:32,871 --> 00:49:36,139
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
EXACT SAME THING BEFORE.

1143
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,080
EXCEPT, THIS TIME,

1144
00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:40,714
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING, ELAINE.

1145
00:49:40,783 --> 00:49:41,745
BUT, TED!

1146
00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,753
YOU MEAN...

1147
00:49:45,822 --> 00:49:46,990
THAT'S RIGHT.

1148
00:49:47,059 --> 00:49:49,225
WE'RE AT THE MERCY
OF THAT COMPUTER.

1149
00:49:50,522 --> 00:49:52,690
THESE THINGS
ARE TOTALLY USELESS.

1150
00:49:55,498 --> 00:49:57,260
THIS IS<i> MAYFLOWER 1</i>
<i>CALLING MISSION CONTROL.</i>

1151
00:49:57,329 --> 00:49:58,803
DO YOU READ ME? OVER.

1152
00:49:58,871 --> 00:50:00,901
A MAN.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

1153
00:50:00,970 --> 00:50:02,567
THIS IS MISSION CONTROL.

1154
00:50:02,636 --> 00:50:04,905
IDENTIFY YOURSELF
AND GIVE ME YOUR POSITION.

1155
00:50:04,974 --> 00:50:07,175
THE NAME'S STRIKER.

1156
00:50:07,243 --> 00:50:09,407
I'M SITTING DOWN
AND FACING FRONT.

1157
00:50:09,475 --> 00:50:11,612
WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO KNOW THAT?

1158
00:50:11,681 --> 00:50:13,112
STRIKER?

1159
00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:14,378
STRIKER,
STRIKER, STRIKER,

1160
00:50:14,447 --> 00:50:17,079
STRIKER, STRIKER...
STRIKER!

1161
00:50:17,148 --> 00:50:18,815
STRIKER.

1162
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,189
TED STRIKER?

1163
00:50:22,258 --> 00:50:23,454
<i>THAT'S RIGHT,</i>
<i>McCROSKEY.</i>

1164
00:50:23,523 --> 00:50:25,189
I'M SITTING HERE
IN THE COCKPIT,

1165
00:50:25,258 --> 00:50:26,191
BUT I DON'T THINK

1166
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:27,591
THERE'S MUCH
I CAN DO.

1167
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:29,467
WE'RE AT THE MERCY
OF THE COMPUTER.

1168
00:50:29,535 --> 00:50:31,968
[RADIO STATIC]

1169
00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:33,934
McCROSKEY, DO YOU
READ ME? OVER.

1170
00:50:34,003 --> 00:50:35,098
<i>STRIKER? COME IN.</i>

1171
00:50:35,167 --> 00:50:36,136
McCROSKEY!

1172
00:50:36,205 --> 00:50:38,071
YOU'RE FADING OUT.
COME IN.

1173
00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:39,105
DAMN!
WE LOST THEM AGAIN.

1174
00:50:39,174 --> 00:50:40,504
COULD BE
THOSE SUNSPOTS.

1175
00:50:40,573 --> 00:50:42,107
COULD BE YOUR
DISHWASHING DETERGENT.

1176
00:50:42,176 --> 00:50:44,377
STRIKER FLEW THAT 767

1177
00:50:44,445 --> 00:50:46,112
INTO CHICAGO YEARS AGO
WITHOUT A CREW.

1178
00:50:46,181 --> 00:50:47,743
NOW, WOULD
SOMEBODY TELL ME

1179
00:50:47,812 --> 00:50:50,655
WHAT IN SAM HILL
HE'S DOING UP THERE?

1180
00:50:50,723 --> 00:50:51,515
THE RADIO'S GONE DEAD.

1181
00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,850
ELAINE, TRY
THE EMERGENCY PHONE.

1182
00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:57,961
HELP US, PLEASE.

1183
00:50:58,030 --> 00:50:59,558
<i>Woman: THANK YOU</i>
<i>FOR CALLING</i>

1184
00:50:59,627 --> 00:51:01,624
<i>THE MISSION CONTROL</i>
<i>EMERGENCY LINE.</i>

1185
00:51:01,693 --> 00:51:03,359
<i>ALL OUR OPERATORS</i>
<i>ARE BUSY,</i>

1186
00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,966
<i>SO PLEASE STAND BY.</i>

1187
00:51:05,034 --> 00:51:07,604
TED, IT'S A RECORDING.

1188
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:08,899
LET ME HAVE THAT.

1189
00:51:08,968 --> 00:51:12,005
<i>Woman: WE</i> SAID<i> ALL</i>
<i>OUR OPERATORS ARE BUSY,</i>

1190
00:51:12,074 --> 00:51:13,870
<i>SO PLEASE STAND BY!</i>

1191
00:51:15,113 --> 00:51:17,177
THE BOYS DOWNTOWN
ARE TAKING THE HEAT

1192
00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:18,576
FROM THE BOYS
IN WASHINGTON.

1193
00:51:18,644 --> 00:51:21,083
THE PRESIDENT WILL
WANT AN EXPLANATION.

1194
00:51:21,151 --> 00:51:23,951
BUD, LET THE BOYS
IN WASHINGTON

1195
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:25,020
HANDLE THE PRESIDENT.

1196
00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:26,086
SORRY TO PULL YOU
OUT OF BED.

1197
00:51:26,155 --> 00:51:27,691
FORGET IT.
I WAS READING.

1198
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,819
WHAT'S THE STORY?

1199
00:51:28,887 --> 00:51:30,488
IT'S ABOUT AN OLD MAN
WHO CATCHES THIS FISH,

1200
00:51:30,557 --> 00:51:33,294
BUT THAT'S NOT
IMPORTANT NOW.

1201
00:51:33,363 --> 00:51:35,124
SIR, WE'VE RESTORED
RADIO CONTRACT.

1202
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,195
GOOD.

1203
00:51:36,264 --> 00:51:37,462
WE KEEP LOSING
THEIR RADIO.

1204
00:51:37,531 --> 00:51:40,166
McCROSKEY, GIVE IT
TO ME STRAIGHT.

1205
00:51:40,234 --> 00:51:41,603
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

1206
00:51:41,672 --> 00:51:42,533
A RADIO?

1207
00:51:42,602 --> 00:51:44,006
WELL, IT'S ABOUT
SO BIG, GREEN,

1208
00:51:44,075 --> 00:51:45,341
WITH NUMBERS,
LOTS OF KNOBS.

1209
00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:48,674
I MEAN THE SITUATION.
WHAT DO YOUR PEOPLE THINK?

1210
00:51:50,145 --> 00:51:53,046
<i>THEY'RE SCREWED.</i>

1211
00:51:53,115 --> 00:51:55,953
<i>THEY'RE DEAD.</i>

1212
00:51:56,021 --> 00:51:58,552
<i>DID I LEAVE</i>
<i>THE IRON ON?</i>

1213
00:52:05,060 --> 00:52:06,290
COME IN, CONTROL.

1214
00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:08,030
WE READ YOU. COME IN.

1215
00:52:08,099 --> 00:52:11,101
I GOT TO BE
STRAIGHT WITH YOU.

1216
00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:12,629
I DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANY WAY

1217
00:52:12,698 --> 00:52:15,005
I CAN REGAIN CONTROL
OF THIS SHIP.

1218
00:52:15,073 --> 00:52:17,601
STRIKER, THIS IS
STEVE McCROSKEY.

1219
00:52:17,670 --> 00:52:19,104
NOW, I WANT YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME NOW

1220
00:52:19,173 --> 00:52:20,638
AND LISTEN GOOD.

1221
00:52:20,706 --> 00:52:23,375
A FEW YEARS AGO
I HELPED A YOUNG PILOT

1222
00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,983
THROUGH A STORM
OVER CHICAGO.

1223
00:52:26,052 --> 00:52:27,951
HE SAID HE COULDN'T
DO IT, TOO.

1224
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,546
BUT WHEN THE GOING
GOT TOUGH,

1225
00:52:29,615 --> 00:52:32,186
THAT KID
PULLED IT TOGETHER.

1226
00:52:32,255 --> 00:52:33,450
YOU MIGHT HAVE READ
ABOUT HIM.

1227
00:52:33,519 --> 00:52:34,585
HE MADE ALL
THE BIG PAPERS

1228
00:52:34,654 --> 00:52:37,789
AND THE<i> CANADIAN</i>
<i>JEWISH NEWS.</i>

1229
00:52:37,858 --> 00:52:40,393
I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT KID'S STILL GOT IT,

1230
00:52:40,461 --> 00:52:42,997
BUT IF HE HAS,
I KNOW ONE THING--

1231
00:52:43,066 --> 00:52:44,999
IF HE WAS UP THERE NOW,

1232
00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:46,397
HE'D FIND A WAY

1233
00:52:46,466 --> 00:52:47,797
TO TURN
THAT BUCKET AROUND

1234
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:50,203
AND GET THE HELL
OUT OF THERE, PRONTO!

1235
00:52:50,272 --> 00:52:51,736
YOU GAVE
THE WRONG SPEECH.

1236
00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:54,144
I'M NOT THE PROBLEM.
IT'S THE SHIP.

1237
00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:56,242
THE FIRE MADE
THE COMPUTER GO BERSERK.

1238
00:52:56,310 --> 00:52:57,642
WE'VE LOST THE CREW,

1239
00:52:57,711 --> 00:52:59,916
AND WE'RE LOCKED
EN ROUTE TO THE SUN.

1240
00:52:59,985 --> 00:53:01,646
NOW HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

1241
00:53:01,714 --> 00:53:04,254
STAY CALM, KEEP AN EYE
ON THOSE GAUGES.

1242
00:53:04,323 --> 00:53:05,751
THINGS ARE REALLY GOING
TO START TO HEAT UP.

1243
00:53:05,820 --> 00:53:09,057
WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOME WAY
AROUND THAT COMPUTER.

1244
00:53:09,126 --> 00:53:11,294
WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DO?

1245
00:53:11,363 --> 00:53:14,598
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
BLOW THE COMPUTER.

1246
00:53:14,667 --> 00:53:17,730
BLOW R.O.K.?

1247
00:53:22,005 --> 00:53:23,071
THAT'S RIGHT.

1248
00:53:23,139 --> 00:53:24,906
TED, YOU CAN'T DO IT.

1249
00:53:24,975 --> 00:53:26,507
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1250
00:53:26,576 --> 00:53:28,871
THAT COMPUTER HAS
A SELF-DEFENSE MECHANISM.

1251
00:53:28,940 --> 00:53:30,542
I DON'T KNOW HOW
WE CAN GET AROUND IT.

1252
00:53:30,611 --> 00:53:32,215
WE'VE ALREADY
LOST THREE MEN,

1253
00:53:32,284 --> 00:53:34,648
AND I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU, TOO, TED.

1254
00:53:37,851 --> 00:53:40,424
THEN I GUESS IT'S
IN GOD'S HANDS NOW.

1255
00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:43,387
I'M FATHER O'FLANAGAN.
I'M A MAN OF GOD.

1256
00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:44,996
AND YOU MUST TRUST ME

1257
00:53:45,064 --> 00:53:46,998
WHEN I SAY
IT'S VERY LIKELY

1258
00:53:47,066 --> 00:53:48,357
THAT WE'RE ALL
GOING TO DIE.

1259
00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:51,097
AAH!
AAH!

1260
00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:53,667
[BLOWING WHISTLE]

1261
00:54:11,484 --> 00:54:12,752
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,

1262
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:15,924
FOUR-ALARM FIRE RAGES
THROUGH DOWNTOWN BUFFALO.

1263
00:54:15,993 --> 00:54:16,786
ALSO IN THE NEWS,

1264
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,829
LUNAR SHUTTLE
HEADS FOR THE SUN

1265
00:54:18,898 --> 00:54:20,897
AND CERTAIN DISASTER.

1266
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,299
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,

1267
00:54:22,368 --> 00:54:25,296
FOUR-ALARM FIRE RAGES
THROUGH DOWNTOWN TOKYO.

1268
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,634
ALSO IN THE NEWS,

1269
00:54:26,702 --> 00:54:30,473
AMERICAN LUNAR MISSION
LOCKED IN DEATH STRUGGLE.

1270
00:54:32,244 --> 00:54:34,674
A FOUR-ALARM FIRE
IN DOWNTOWN MOSCOW

1271
00:54:34,743 --> 00:54:38,181
CLEARS WAY FOR A GLORIOUS
NEW TRACTOR FACTORY.

1272
00:54:38,250 --> 00:54:41,317
AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE
OF THE NEWS,

1273
00:54:41,386 --> 00:54:44,250
HUNDREDS OF CAPITALISTS
ARE SOON TO PERISH

1274
00:54:44,318 --> 00:54:45,381
IN SHUTTLE DISASTER.

1275
00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:46,653
[GUNSHOT]

1276
00:54:46,722 --> 00:54:49,422
IF THIS COUNTRY WAS RUN
BY VEGETARIAN WOMEN

1277
00:54:49,491 --> 00:54:51,428
RATHER THAN
FLESH-EATING MEN,

1278
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:54,029
THIS WHOLE SPACE DISASTER
WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.

1279
00:54:54,097 --> 00:54:55,332
YOU KNOW, RIGHT NOW

1280
00:54:55,401 --> 00:54:57,430
WE'RE WORKING TO RAISE
THE CONSCIOUSNESS

1281
00:54:57,499 --> 00:54:59,036
OF THE VEGETARIAN
MINORITIES

1282
00:54:59,105 --> 00:55:00,998
WITH DIET
SENSITIVITY TRAINING

1283
00:55:01,067 --> 00:55:04,408
SO THAT PEOPLE WILL BE
ABLE TO DEAL WITH THE FAL--

1284
00:55:05,576 --> 00:55:07,276
THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE THING
IS THEIR COMPUTER.

1285
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,508
UNTIL WE CAN PUT
THAT SHIP ON MANUAL,

1286
00:55:09,577 --> 00:55:11,741
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.

1287
00:55:11,810 --> 00:55:13,882
GET ME THAT
COMPUTER PROGRAM.

1288
00:55:13,951 --> 00:55:15,315
YES, SIR.

1289
00:55:15,383 --> 00:55:16,480
WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

1290
00:55:16,548 --> 00:55:17,546
McCROSKEY, CONTROL.

1291
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:18,581
HALLICK, HOMICIDE.

1292
00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:19,850
JACOBS,
SAGITTARIUS.

1293
00:55:19,918 --> 00:55:21,392
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
LIEUTENANT?

1294
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,159
WE'VE GOT OUR OWN PROBLEMS,
SO MAKE IT GOOD.

1295
00:55:23,228 --> 00:55:24,687
A PASSENGER IS
CARRYING A BOMB

1296
00:55:24,755 --> 00:55:26,059
AND MIGHT BE
SUICIDAL.

1297
00:55:26,128 --> 00:55:27,162
GOOD ONE.

1298
00:55:27,231 --> 00:55:29,066
HIS NAME IS
JOE SALUCCI.

1299
00:55:29,135 --> 00:55:30,399
HE WAS FLYING
TO DES MOINES

1300
00:55:30,467 --> 00:55:32,563
FOR AN OPERATION
FOR SEXUAL IMPOTENCE.

1301
00:55:32,631 --> 00:55:34,738
THE DES MOINES INSTITUTE?

1302
00:55:34,807 --> 00:55:35,599
YOU KNOW IT?

1303
00:55:35,668 --> 00:55:37,241
WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH IT.

1304
00:55:37,310 --> 00:55:40,207
JOE GAVE HIS WIFE
THIS INSURANCE POLICY,

1305
00:55:40,276 --> 00:55:41,608
THEN GOT ON THE SHUTTLE.

1306
00:55:41,676 --> 00:55:43,806
MRS. SALUCCI
THINKS HE'S SUICIDAL.

1307
00:55:43,875 --> 00:55:45,344
WE HAD THE BOYS
IN PSYCHIATRY

1308
00:55:45,412 --> 00:55:47,011
DO A PROFILE ON HIM.

1309
00:55:49,122 --> 00:55:51,187
YEAH, THAT LOOKS
PRETTY BAD.

1310
00:55:51,256 --> 00:55:52,583
IT'S NOT
HIS GOOD SIDE.

1311
00:55:52,651 --> 00:55:55,223
NOW, THE WAY
I READ IT,

1312
00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:57,124
BLOWING UP
A PLANE IN SPACE

1313
00:55:57,193 --> 00:55:58,195
LEAVES NO TRACES

1314
00:55:58,263 --> 00:55:59,492
FOR THE INSURANCE
INVESTIGATORS.

1315
00:55:59,561 --> 00:56:02,125
THIS IS
A $1-MILLION POLICY.

1316
00:56:03,332 --> 00:56:04,561
[WHISTLES]
[WHISTLES]

1317
00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:06,662
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

1318
00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:08,097
THIS IS AUTO INSURANCE!

1319
00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:10,505
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
WORRIED, GENTLEMEN.

1320
00:56:10,573 --> 00:56:12,943
THIS CLOWN'S
IMPOTENT, SUICIDAL,

1321
00:56:13,012 --> 00:56:14,475
AND INCREDIBLY STUPID.

1322
00:56:14,544 --> 00:56:17,440
AND THAT SPELLS
TROUBLE IN MY BOOK.

1323
00:56:17,509 --> 00:56:19,045
OH, YEAH.

1324
00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:20,046
TROUBLE.

1325
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,682
TROUBLE.

1326
00:56:21,751 --> 00:56:24,018
STINSON, GET ME
THOSE<i> MAYFLOWER</i> PLANS.

1327
00:56:24,087 --> 00:56:24,881
YES, SIR.

1328
00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,653
YOU, CLEAR THAT
TABLE IN THERE.

1329
00:56:26,722 --> 00:56:29,119
I'LL GET THE CARDS
AND THE BRIDGE MIX.

1330
00:56:32,429 --> 00:56:35,158
AND SOMEBODY
GET ME THE SARGE.

1331
00:56:47,909 --> 00:56:51,579
THE HEAT IN THIS COCKPIT
IS GETTING UNBEARABLE.

1332
00:56:51,648 --> 00:56:54,181
YOU CAN FRY AN EGG
ON THIS CONTROL PANEL.

1333
00:56:54,249 --> 00:56:55,453
[SIZZLING]

1334
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,290
TED, I DON'T KNOW

1335
00:57:00,359 --> 00:57:02,290
WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN TO US,

1336
00:57:02,359 --> 00:57:04,292
BUT I WANT YOU
TO KNOW NOW

1337
00:57:04,361 --> 00:57:06,497
I LOVE YOU
AND ALWAYS WILL.

1338
00:57:07,426 --> 00:57:08,560
[BUZZER]

1339
00:57:08,628 --> 00:57:09,661
THAT MIGHT BE
THE NEWS

1340
00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:11,168
WE'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR.

1341
00:57:11,237 --> 00:57:13,196
THIS IS
<i>MAYFLOWER 1.</i>

1342
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,738
<i>McCroskey: STRIKER,</i>
<i>I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.</i>

1343
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:15,935
ROGER.

1344
00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:18,702
<i>YOU GOT A PASSENGER ABOARD</i>
<i>NAMED JOE SALUCCI.</i>

1345
00:57:18,771 --> 00:57:20,810
<i>HE'S CARRYING A BOMB.</i>

1346
00:57:20,879 --> 00:57:21,839
A BO--

1347
00:57:21,907 --> 00:57:23,675
<i>NO, NOT A "BO,"</i>
<i>A BOMB.</i>

1348
00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,214
<i>DO YOU HEAR ME</i>
<i>STRIKER?</i>

1349
00:57:25,282 --> 00:57:26,744
I HEARD YOU,
McCROSKEY,

1350
00:57:26,813 --> 00:57:28,446
BUT WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?

1351
00:57:28,514 --> 00:57:29,946
GET THAT BOMB.

1352
00:57:30,015 --> 00:57:31,419
I DON'T CARE HOW,
BUT GET IT.

1353
00:57:31,488 --> 00:57:32,685
THAT'S OUR
TOP PRIORITY.

1354
00:57:32,754 --> 00:57:35,119
ALL THE OTHER PROBLEMS
CAN JUST WAIT.

1355
00:57:37,992 --> 00:57:41,125
AS IF WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY.

1356
00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:46,163
YOU'D BETTER FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELT.

1357
00:57:47,573 --> 00:57:49,839
SIR, YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT
YOUR CIGARETTE OUT.

1358
00:57:49,907 --> 00:57:50,970
OK.

1359
00:57:53,913 --> 00:57:55,139
AAH!
AAH!

1360
00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:04,722
MARY?

1361
00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:05,982
YES?

1362
00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:08,419
WHICH PASSENGER
IS JOE SALUCCI?

1363
00:58:08,488 --> 00:58:10,193
16-C. WHY?

1364
00:58:10,261 --> 00:58:11,190
HE'S CARRYING A BOMB.

1365
00:58:11,259 --> 00:58:12,327
A BO--!

1366
00:58:12,396 --> 00:58:14,594
NO, NOT A "BO,"
A BOMB.

1367
00:58:14,663 --> 00:58:15,992
NOW, AS DISCREETLY
AS POSSIBLE,

1368
00:58:16,061 --> 00:58:18,531
MOVE THE PASSENGERS
INTO THE LOUNGE.

1369
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,666
WE DON'T HAVE A LOUNGE.

1370
00:58:19,735 --> 00:58:22,064
THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.

1371
00:58:22,133 --> 00:58:24,007
GET EVERYONE AWAY
FROM THAT BOMB.

1372
00:58:24,076 --> 00:58:24,969
WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

1373
00:58:25,037 --> 00:58:26,803
ANYTHING. JUST DON'T
LET SALUCCI

1374
00:58:26,872 --> 00:58:28,111
THINK WE'RE
ON TO HIM.

1375
00:58:28,179 --> 00:58:29,778
I'LL DO MY BEST.

1376
00:58:39,591 --> 00:58:42,351
ATTENTION, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE.

1377
00:58:42,420 --> 00:58:44,725
<i>WOULD EVERYBODY MOVE</i>
<i>TO THE LOUNGE</i>

1378
00:58:44,794 --> 00:58:47,128
<i>WHO IS NOT</i>
<i>CARRYING A BOMB.</i>

1379
00:58:47,197 --> 00:58:48,427
AAH!
AAH!

1380
00:58:48,496 --> 00:58:49,795
DON'T MOVE!

1381
00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:52,498
MR. SALUCCI,
THEY KNOW BACK HOME.

1382
00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:53,863
STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

1383
00:58:53,932 --> 00:58:55,898
YOU DON'T
WANT TO KILL

1384
00:58:55,967 --> 00:58:57,372
ALL THESE
INNOCENT PEOPLE.

1385
00:58:57,441 --> 00:58:58,767
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM.

1386
00:58:58,836 --> 00:59:00,704
JOE, LISTEN TO ME.

1387
00:59:00,772 --> 00:59:01,839
IT'S HOPELESS.

1388
00:59:01,908 --> 00:59:02,939
NO ONE'S
EVER GOTTEN AWAY

1389
00:59:03,008 --> 00:59:05,781
WITH A STUNT
LIKE THIS BEFORE.

1390
00:59:09,983 --> 00:59:11,781
JOE, THE INSURANCE
IS WORTHLESS NOW.

1391
00:59:11,850 --> 00:59:13,817
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

1392
00:59:13,886 --> 00:59:16,187
JOE, YOU GOT TO
TRUST ME.

1393
00:59:23,135 --> 00:59:24,728
[BOWLING PINS CRASH]

1394
00:59:24,797 --> 00:59:25,998
NO ONE WILL HURT YOU.

1395
00:59:26,067 --> 00:59:28,901
NO ONE HAS TO KNOW
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

1396
00:59:28,969 --> 00:59:31,141
NO ONE HAS TO KNOW
YOU'RE IMPOTENT.

1397
00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:34,975
DON'T SAY THAT WORD!

1398
00:59:47,124 --> 00:59:49,022
SCRAPS!

1399
01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:06,476
NICE GOING.

1400
01:00:06,545 --> 01:00:07,907
WE'RE NOT OUT
OF THE WOODS YET,

1401
01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:10,379
BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT
RID OF THAT BOMB.

1402
01:00:10,447 --> 01:00:11,841
NOT EXACTLY,
McCROSKEY.

1403
01:00:11,910 --> 01:00:13,450
<i>WHAT DO YOU MEAN?</i>

1404
01:00:13,518 --> 01:00:15,046
THE BOMB'S
HERE BESIDE ME.

1405
01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:18,216
RIGHT THERE, BESIDE YOU
IN THE COCKPIT?

1406
01:00:19,586 --> 01:00:21,153
STRIKER...

1407
01:00:22,253 --> 01:00:24,226
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?

1408
01:00:24,295 --> 01:00:25,054
<i>I GOT AN IDEA,</i>

1409
01:00:25,123 --> 01:00:26,288
<i>AND IT MIGHT</i>
<i>JUST WORK.</i>

1410
01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:29,233
IT'S A LONG SHOT,
MAYBE OUR ONLY SHOT.

1411
01:00:29,301 --> 01:00:30,597
I WANT TO USE
THE BOMB

1412
01:00:30,665 --> 01:00:31,996
TO BLOW
THE COMPUTER.

1413
01:00:32,065 --> 01:00:34,700
STRIKER, YOU'VE
GOT TO BE CRAZY

1414
01:00:34,769 --> 01:00:36,271
TO TRY A STUNT
LIKE THAT.

1415
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:38,136
YOU MAY BE RIGHT,

1416
01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,244
BUT IT'S THE ONLY
CHANCE WE'VE GOT.

1417
01:00:40,312 --> 01:00:41,874
WHEN THAT
BOMB BLOWS,

1418
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,710
WE'LL LOSE
OUR OXYGEN FAST.

1419
01:00:43,779 --> 01:00:44,810
I'LL HAVE TO
GET THAT SHIP

1420
01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:46,680
OUT OF HERE
AS QUICK AS I CAN.

1421
01:00:46,749 --> 01:00:49,151
I'M TAKING HER
TO 0.5 WARP.

1422
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:51,153
0.5 WARP?

1423
01:00:51,222 --> 01:00:52,950
0.5 WARP.

1424
01:00:53,019 --> 01:00:54,952
I TEST-PILOTED
THIS SHUTTLE.

1425
01:00:55,021 --> 01:00:56,956
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT IT CAN DO.

1426
01:00:57,025 --> 01:01:00,497
STRIKER, LISTEN TO ME NOW
AND LISTEN GOOD.

1427
01:01:00,566 --> 01:01:02,995
THAT THING IS BOUND
TO COME APART

1428
01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:05,733
AT THAT SPEED,
AND THAT'S NO GOOD.

1429
01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:06,996
IT'S GOT TO BE
IN ONE PIECE

1430
01:01:07,065 --> 01:01:09,172
WHEN YOU LAND
ON THE MOON.

1431
01:01:09,241 --> 01:01:10,365
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL

1432
01:01:10,434 --> 01:01:12,969
THAT THAT WARP DRIVE
HAS NEVER BEEN TESTED!

1433
01:01:13,038 --> 01:01:14,238
YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF

1434
01:01:14,307 --> 01:01:17,574
AND EVERYBODY ELSE
ON THAT SHIP IN JEOPARDY!

1435
01:01:17,643 --> 01:01:18,577
[BUZZER]

1436
01:01:18,646 --> 01:01:19,611
Man:
OVER HERE!

1437
01:01:19,679 --> 01:01:20,915
CONTESTANT 38.

1438
01:01:20,984 --> 01:01:23,245
I'LL TAKE AIR SHUTTLE
DISASTERS FOR 40.

1439
01:01:23,314 --> 01:01:26,951
THE ANSWER IS...
THE<i> MAYFLOWER.</i>

1440
01:01:27,020 --> 01:01:29,988
TED, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?

1441
01:01:30,056 --> 01:01:32,162
ELAINE, I'M GOING
BACK THERE

1442
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:33,161
WITH THE BOMB.

1443
01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:34,528
TED...

1444
01:01:34,596 --> 01:01:36,294
YOU'RE MY HERO.

1445
01:01:37,465 --> 01:01:39,168
TED...

1446
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,331
THE BOMB.

1447
01:01:44,307 --> 01:01:45,702
TED...

1448
01:01:45,771 --> 01:01:47,338
BE CAREFUL.

1449
01:01:51,546 --> 01:01:52,649
LISTEN GOOD.

1450
01:01:52,717 --> 01:01:55,846
IF YOU GOT ANY IDEAS,
NOW IS THE TIME.

1451
01:01:55,914 --> 01:01:57,012
I WANT TO HEAR THEM.

1452
01:01:57,081 --> 01:01:58,315
HOW ABOUT A GAME SHOW

1453
01:01:58,384 --> 01:01:59,685
LIKE<i> HOLLYWOOD SQUARES</i>
BUT WITH KIDS?

1454
01:01:59,754 --> 01:02:01,889
GARY COLEMAN COULD HOST.

1455
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,828
[BREATHING THROUGH MASK,
DRAMATIC MUSIC]

1456
01:02:14,539 --> 01:02:16,737
[BREATHING AND MUSIC STOPS]

1457
01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,870
[BREATHING
AND MUSIC STARTS]

1458
01:02:18,939 --> 01:02:20,811
[BREATHING AND MUSIC STOPS]

1459
01:02:23,714 --> 01:02:25,948
[BREATHING
AND MUSIC STARTS]

1460
01:02:41,729 --> 01:02:43,460
[BREATHING STOPS]

1461
01:02:49,572 --> 01:02:51,369
[BREATHING STARTS]

1462
01:03:02,313 --> 01:03:04,584
TED! TED!
SIMON JUST EJECTED.

1463
01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:05,851
SIT DOWN, ELAINE.

1464
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,721
IF THIS
BOMB TRICK WORKS,

1465
01:03:07,789 --> 01:03:08,954
WE MIGHT
JUST MAKE IT.

1466
01:03:09,023 --> 01:03:11,161
SIMON WAS A FOOL
TO EJECT NOW.

1467
01:03:11,230 --> 01:03:11,954
YOU MEAN...

1468
01:03:12,023 --> 01:03:14,298
THAT'S RIGHT.

1469
01:03:14,366 --> 01:03:16,031
PREMATURE EJECTION.

1470
01:03:17,031 --> 01:03:19,000
STRIKER,
LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD.

1471
01:03:19,069 --> 01:03:21,397
YOU'LL BE ON LUNAR
RADIO RANGE ANY SECOND.

1472
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,939
THE NEXT TRANSMISSION
THAT YOU RECEIVE

1473
01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:27,036
WILL BE FROM BUCK MURDOCK
AT ALPHA BETA BASE.

1474
01:03:27,105 --> 01:03:29,611
NOT<i> BUCK</i> MURDOCK?

1475
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,844
<i>NO. BUCK</i> MURDOCK.

1476
01:03:31,913 --> 01:03:33,815
WHO'S BUCK MURDOCK, TED?

1477
01:03:33,884 --> 01:03:36,717
A GUY I FLEW WITH
DURING THE WAR.

1478
01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:38,347
HE WAS WITH US
THAT DAY

1479
01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,556
I LED THE RAID
OVER MACHO GRANDE.

1480
01:03:40,624 --> 01:03:42,453
AND HE'S STILL ALIVE?

1481
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,729
STRIKER, SON...
WE'RE ALL BETTING ON YOU.

1482
01:03:48,798 --> 01:03:50,525
Man 1: 5-1
THEY ALL DIE.

1483
01:03:50,594 --> 01:03:53,968
Man 2: 8-5 THE WOMEN
AND CHILDREN MAKE IT.

1484
01:03:54,036 --> 01:03:56,131
Man 3: 6-4 THEY
LOSE THE CREW.

1485
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,007
0.5 WARP--GOD HELP THEM.

1486
01:03:58,076 --> 01:04:00,469
NOBODY'S EVER TRAVELED
AT THAT SPEED BEFORE.

1487
01:04:00,538 --> 01:04:03,276
LAST SPRING, WE DID
EUROPE IN NINE DAYS.

1488
01:04:03,345 --> 01:04:06,275
THEN WE WENT TO BAKERSFIELD
AND ENDED UP IN FRESNO.

1489
01:04:06,344 --> 01:04:08,952
NO ONE GOES
TO FRESNO ANYMORE.

1490
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,667
ALL COMMUNICATION LINES
ARE CLEAR.

1491
01:04:27,736 --> 01:04:29,133
READY TO TRANSFER

1492
01:04:29,202 --> 01:04:30,503
TO BUCK MURDOCK
AT ALPHA BETA.

1493
01:04:30,572 --> 01:04:32,008
OVER.

1494
01:04:33,345 --> 01:04:34,403
GENTLEMEN...

1495
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:37,073
I DON'T FIND IT
EASY TO TALK

1496
01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,746
AT A TIME LIKE THIS,

1497
01:04:38,814 --> 01:04:41,781
BUT I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING

1498
01:04:41,850 --> 01:04:43,446
ABOUT THAT GUY UP THERE,

1499
01:04:43,515 --> 01:04:46,420
AND I CAN SUM IT ALL UP
IN JUST ONE WORD--

1500
01:04:46,489 --> 01:04:47,216
COURAGE.

1501
01:04:47,285 --> 01:04:48,823
DEDICATION,
DARING, PRIDE,

1502
01:04:48,892 --> 01:04:51,394
PLUCK, SPIRIT,
GRIT, METTLE,

1503
01:04:51,462 --> 01:04:54,758
AND...G-U-T-S.

1504
01:04:54,827 --> 01:04:56,164
GUTS!

1505
01:04:56,233 --> 01:04:58,363
TED STRIKER'S GOT MORE GUTS
IN HIS LITTLE FINGER

1506
01:04:58,432 --> 01:05:00,536
THAN MOST OF US HAVE
IN OUR LARGE INTESTINE,

1507
01:05:00,604 --> 01:05:02,698
INCLUDING THE COLON!

1508
01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:06,175
WHEN WE'RE READY,

1509
01:05:06,243 --> 01:05:09,813
WE'D LIKE YOU TO REMOVE
YOUR EYEGLASSES AND SHOES

1510
01:05:09,881 --> 01:05:12,682
AND PLACE YOUR HEAD
BETWEEN THE KNEES.

1511
01:05:12,751 --> 01:05:15,150
BETWEEN YOUR
OWN KNEES, FATHER.

1512
01:05:26,391 --> 01:05:28,559
WE'VE BLOWN
THE COMPUTER.

1513
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,598
ELAINE, YOU'D BETTER
CHECK THE READOUT.

1514
01:05:39,710 --> 01:05:41,979
WE'RE SLOWING DOWN.

1515
01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:46,711
OK, SET COURSE CHANGE.

1516
01:05:46,779 --> 01:05:48,515
SET.

1517
01:05:48,584 --> 01:05:49,945
COMPUTE.

1518
01:05:50,014 --> 01:05:51,784
COMPUTE.

1519
01:05:51,853 --> 01:05:53,584
[TIRES SCREECH]

1520
01:05:55,725 --> 01:05:59,062
OK, HERE IT GOES.

1521
01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:11,608
ELAINE,
WE HIT 0.5 WARP,

1522
01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:13,208
AND EVERYTHING
SEEMS OK.

1523
01:06:17,344 --> 01:06:18,512
WE'VE GOT
GRAVITY CONTROL BACK.

1524
01:06:18,581 --> 01:06:19,643
[THUD]

1525
01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,251
SORRY.

1526
01:06:31,623 --> 01:06:34,926
ELAINE, YOU'D BETTER
BRACE YOURSELF.

1527
01:06:34,994 --> 01:06:36,195
THIS IS FASTER

1528
01:06:36,264 --> 01:06:38,401
THAN MAN HAS EVER
TRAVELED BEFORE.

1529
01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:41,500
[INHALING]

1530
01:06:43,573 --> 01:06:46,505
OH, WOW.

1531
01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:50,540
IN CASE SOME OF YOU
ARE WONDERING,

1532
01:06:50,609 --> 01:06:53,310
WE ARE TRAVELING
1/2 THE SPEED OF LIGHT.

1533
01:06:53,379 --> 01:06:55,411
SOME OF YOU
MIGHT EXPERIENCE

1534
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,448
A TEMPORARY
METABOLIC CHANGE,

1535
01:06:57,517 --> 01:07:00,049
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

1536
01:07:00,118 --> 01:07:01,987
THANK YOU.

1537
01:07:02,055 --> 01:07:05,055
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

1538
01:07:05,124 --> 01:07:07,992
[COYOTES BAYING]

1539
01:07:08,061 --> 01:07:10,364
[FROGS CROAKING]

1540
01:07:11,535 --> 01:07:12,795
[SHH]

1541
01:07:13,998 --> 01:07:14,931
SHH.

1542
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,271
[SHH]

1543
01:07:20,004 --> 01:07:20,937
SHH.

1544
01:07:21,006 --> 01:07:22,807
[SHH]

1545
01:07:22,875 --> 01:07:23,907
SHH.

1546
01:07:23,976 --> 01:07:25,247
[SHH]

1547
01:07:33,889 --> 01:07:34,987
COMMANDER MURDOCK.

1548
01:07:35,056 --> 01:07:36,388
WHAT IS IT, LIEUTENANT?

1549
01:07:36,457 --> 01:07:37,786
THE<i> MAYFLOWER'S</i>
IN TROUBLE.

1550
01:07:37,855 --> 01:07:40,362
SHE'S COMING IN HOTTER
THAN A FIRECRACKER.

1551
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:42,194
THEIR COMPUTER'S DOWN.
THEY'VE LOST THEIR CREW.

1552
01:07:42,263 --> 01:07:44,098
THEY'RE
ON MANUAL CONTROL.

1553
01:07:44,167 --> 01:07:45,799
WE'D BETTER
GET TO THE TOWER.

1554
01:07:45,868 --> 01:07:47,162
WE HAVE NO TOWER.

1555
01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:49,001
NO TOWER?

1556
01:07:49,069 --> 01:07:50,471
JUST A BRIDGE, SIR.

1557
01:07:50,539 --> 01:07:54,071
WHY THE HELL AREN'T I
NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?

1558
01:07:54,139 --> 01:07:55,206
LIEUTENANT...

1559
01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:57,472
HOW WOULD YOU
HANDLE THIS?

1560
01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,811
WE COULD TRY
IGNORING IT.

1561
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:01,081
I SEE.

1562
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,379
PRETEND NOTHING
HAS HAPPENED

1563
01:08:02,448 --> 01:08:03,445
AND HOPE EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT

1564
01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:04,819
ALL RIGHT
IN THE MORNING.

1565
01:08:04,887 --> 01:08:06,222
JUST A THOUGHT, SIR.

1566
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,820
I'VE CONSIDERED THAT.
MUST BE A BETTER ANGLE.

1567
01:08:08,888 --> 01:08:09,821
SHH.

1568
01:08:09,890 --> 01:08:10,820
[SHH]

1569
01:08:12,496 --> 01:08:13,430
SHH.

1570
01:08:13,499 --> 01:08:14,391
[SHH]

1571
01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,394
IF THEY'VE
LOST THEIR CREW,

1572
01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:18,529
WHO'S IN CONTROL
OF THAT BUCKET?

1573
01:08:18,598 --> 01:08:21,130
SOME GUY BY THE NAME
OF TED STRIKER, SIR.

1574
01:08:21,199 --> 01:08:22,264
TED STRIKER.

1575
01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,332
DO YOU KNOW HIM?

1576
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,500
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

1577
01:08:24,569 --> 01:08:26,743
THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY TRUE.

1578
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:28,538
WE WERE
LIKE BROTHERS.

1579
01:08:28,606 --> 01:08:30,540
WE FLEW TOGETHER
DURING THE WAR.

1580
01:08:30,609 --> 01:08:34,143
WE WERE CLOSE,
REAL CLOSE UNTIL...

1581
01:08:34,212 --> 01:08:35,281
UNTIL, SIR?

1582
01:08:35,349 --> 01:08:37,753
UNTIL THAT DAY
OVER MACHO GRANDE.

1583
01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,352
OVER MACHO GRANDE, SIR?

1584
01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:41,417
I'LL NEVER GET OVER
MACHO GRANDE.

1585
01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:43,025
FORGET IT,
LIEUTENANT.

1586
01:08:43,093 --> 01:08:45,153
IT WASN'T
A PRETTY PICTURE.

1587
01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:46,154
PHFFT.

1588
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:47,463
[PHFFT]

1589
01:08:47,531 --> 01:08:48,926
SHH.

1590
01:08:48,995 --> 01:08:50,095
[SHH]

1591
01:08:50,163 --> 01:08:51,365
WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?

1592
01:08:51,434 --> 01:08:53,768
THESE RED LIGHTS
KEEP MOVING BACK AND FORTH.

1593
01:08:53,837 --> 01:08:55,337
ASIDE FROM THAT,

1594
01:08:55,405 --> 01:08:57,202
THIS THING SEEMS TO HAVE
NO FUNCTION WHATSOEVER.

1595
01:08:57,271 --> 01:08:59,174
IT MUST HAVE
SOME FUNCTION.

1596
01:08:59,243 --> 01:09:00,306
WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT
PUT ALL THAT MONEY

1597
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:03,573
INTO A THING
WITH MOVING RED LIGHTS?

1598
01:09:03,641 --> 01:09:05,307
SIR, THESE LIGHTS
KEEP BLINKING

1599
01:09:05,376 --> 01:09:06,982
OUT OF SEQUENCE.

1600
01:09:07,051 --> 01:09:09,050
WHAT SHOULD
WE DO ABOUT IT?

1601
01:09:09,119 --> 01:09:11,315
GET THEM TO BLINK
IN SEQUENCE.

1602
01:09:11,384 --> 01:09:14,923
RORSHACK,
WHAT DO YOU GOT?

1603
01:09:14,992 --> 01:09:16,092
WHAT DO YOU
MAKE OF THESE?

1604
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,191
THAT'S A BIRD.
THAT'S A COW.

1605
01:09:17,260 --> 01:09:20,061
THAT'S A HORSE
WITH A HAT ON.

1606
01:09:20,130 --> 01:09:21,362
I PULLED
STRIKER'S RECORD.

1607
01:09:21,431 --> 01:09:23,725
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
GOING TO LIKE IT.

1608
01:09:23,794 --> 01:09:25,595
THAT'S WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.

1609
01:09:25,664 --> 01:09:28,396
SIR, THEY'LL HIT
OUR ATMOSPHERE

1610
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,466
IN THREE MINUTES.

1611
01:09:29,535 --> 01:09:30,700
HOW DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY IT?

1612
01:09:30,769 --> 01:09:34,205
I WANT A 6-FOOT TRENCH
DUG AROUND THE BASE.

1613
01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:35,603
FILL IT WITH GASOLINE.

1614
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,308
GET THE WOMEN
AND CHILDREN

1615
01:09:37,376 --> 01:09:38,608
TO THE LOWER
SHELTERS.

1616
01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:40,214
CONTACT
THE JAPANESE AMBASSADOR.

1617
01:09:40,282 --> 01:09:43,319
RORSHACK, GET ME
A COMPLETE FILE

1618
01:09:43,388 --> 01:09:44,952
ON EVERYONE WHO'S SEEN
<i>THE SOUND OF MUSIC</i>

1619
01:09:45,021 --> 01:09:46,748
MORE THAN FOUR TIMES.

1620
01:09:46,817 --> 01:09:49,218
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
KILL THOSE ORDERS.

1621
01:09:49,287 --> 01:09:50,352
DOWN SCOPE.

1622
01:09:50,421 --> 01:09:54,363
[KLAXON SOUNDS]

1623
01:09:54,432 --> 01:09:56,995
FATE CAN PLAY A STRANGE
GAME SOMETIMES, LIEUTENANT.

1624
01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:58,233
FATE, SIR?

1625
01:09:58,301 --> 01:10:01,231
STRIKER WIPES OUT
HIS ENTIRE SQUADRON

1626
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,764
OVER MACHO GRANDE,

1627
01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:05,435
AND NOW THOSE
PEOPLE'S LIVES

1628
01:10:05,504 --> 01:10:07,640
UP THERE ARE
IN HIS HANDS.

1629
01:10:08,775 --> 01:10:12,810
I GUESS IRONY CAN BE
PRETTY IRONIC SOMETIMES.

1630
01:10:14,513 --> 01:10:17,116
BUT IT'S HIS SHIP NOW.

1631
01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:19,853
HE'S THE TOP DOG,

1632
01:10:19,922 --> 01:10:22,188
THE BIG MAN,

1633
01:10:22,257 --> 01:10:24,459
<i>NUMERO UNO</i> HONCHO...

1634
01:10:26,457 --> 01:10:28,463
THE HEAD CHEESE.

1635
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:39,873
I JUST HOPE
HE HAS THE RIGHT STUFF.

1636
01:10:39,942 --> 01:10:41,009
UP SCOPE.

1637
01:10:41,078 --> 01:10:43,005
SIR, WE HAVE
RADIO CONTACT.

1638
01:10:47,549 --> 01:10:50,516
YES, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF IT RIGHT AWAY.

1639
01:10:50,585 --> 01:10:52,617
WE'VE HAD SOME PROBLEMS
WITH THE SHIP.

1640
01:10:52,686 --> 01:10:54,020
IF YOU'RE GOING
TO USE THE WASHROOM,

1641
01:10:54,089 --> 01:10:55,021
PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

1642
01:10:55,089 --> 01:10:57,093
OH, THANK YOU.

1643
01:10:57,161 --> 01:11:00,294
I'VE BEEN ON MY FEET
ALL DAY.

1644
01:11:00,363 --> 01:11:03,426
I SURE COULD USE
A LITTLE BREATHER.

1645
01:11:03,495 --> 01:11:06,567
[BREATHES
HEAVILY]

1646
01:11:08,701 --> 01:11:10,840
<i>STRIKER, THIS</i>
<i>IS BUCK MURDOCK.</i>

1647
01:11:10,908 --> 01:11:12,171
<i>DO YOU READ ME?</i>

1648
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,076
I READ YOU,
MURDOCK.

1649
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:15,573
HOPE HE'S NOT
STILL BITTER

1650
01:11:15,641 --> 01:11:17,980
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US.

1651
01:11:18,049 --> 01:11:19,049
IF NOT
FOR THOSE PEOPLE,

1652
01:11:19,117 --> 01:11:20,678
I'D SAY
LET STRIKER GO DOWN

1653
01:11:20,747 --> 01:11:24,552
IN A FIERY TWISTED MASS
OF MOLTEN METAL.

1654
01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:29,322
STRIKER, LET'S JUST PRAY
YOU DON'T SCREW UP HERE

1655
01:11:29,391 --> 01:11:31,355
LIKE YOU DID
OVER MACHO GRANDE,

1656
01:11:31,424 --> 01:11:32,722
SO JUST FOLLOW ORDERS.

1657
01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:34,592
WE'VE GOT YOU
LOCKED ON BEAM.

1658
01:11:34,661 --> 01:11:36,766
PREPARE TO KILL
AUXILIARY ENGINES.

1659
01:11:36,835 --> 01:11:38,065
ROGER, MURDOCK.

1660
01:11:38,134 --> 01:11:39,728
<i>ALL RIGHT, STRIKER,</i>

1661
01:11:39,797 --> 01:11:42,471
<i>KILL THE AUXILIARY ENGINES.</i>

1662
01:11:44,271 --> 01:11:46,239
TED, THE LEVER!

1663
01:11:46,308 --> 01:11:48,208
THE LEVER
JUST CAME OFF.

1664
01:11:48,276 --> 01:11:49,812
WE'RE STILL AT WARP.

1665
01:11:49,881 --> 01:11:50,705
TRY ANOTHER LEVER.

1666
01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:53,046
THERE ARE
NO MORE LEVERS,

1667
01:11:53,114 --> 01:11:54,178
JUST SWITCHES.

1668
01:11:54,247 --> 01:11:55,179
NO BUTTONS?

1669
01:11:55,248 --> 01:11:56,251
NO BUTTONS.

1670
01:11:56,319 --> 01:11:58,088
JUST SWITCHES,
LIGHTS, AND KNOBS.

1671
01:11:58,156 --> 01:12:00,456
OH, CUT
THE BLEEDING HEART CRAP.

1672
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:03,090
WE'VE ALL GOT OUR SWITCHES,
LIGHTS, AND KNOBS

1673
01:12:03,159 --> 01:12:04,491
TO DEAL WITH, STRIKER.

1674
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,494
DOWN HERE, THERE ARE
HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS

1675
01:12:07,563 --> 01:12:09,891
OF BLINKING, BEEPING,
AND FLASHING LIGHTS,

1676
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,633
BLINKING AND BEEPING
AND FLASHING.

1677
01:12:12,701 --> 01:12:14,730
THEY'RE FLASHING,
AND THEY'RE BEEPING.

1678
01:12:14,799 --> 01:12:16,370
I CAN'T
STAND IT ANYMORE!

1679
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:17,634
THEY'RE BLINKING
AND BEEPING--

1680
01:12:17,703 --> 01:12:19,636
SIR! SIR,
CONTROL YOURSELF!

1681
01:12:19,705 --> 01:12:20,876
PULL YOURSELF
TOGETHER, SIR.

1682
01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:22,846
I'M ALL RIGHT.

1683
01:12:22,914 --> 01:12:24,644
ALL RIGHT, STRIKER.

1684
01:12:24,713 --> 01:12:27,542
YOU'LL HAVE TO PULL
THAT LEVER PANEL OFF.

1685
01:12:27,611 --> 01:12:28,885
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

1686
01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:30,180
<i>JUST RIP IT OFF.</i>

1687
01:12:30,249 --> 01:12:31,217
ROGER.

1688
01:12:31,285 --> 01:12:33,390
ELAINE, SCREWDRIVER.

1689
01:12:54,079 --> 01:12:55,609
OK,
THE PANEL'S OFF.

1690
01:12:55,678 --> 01:12:58,540
FIND A PIECE OF METAL
AND SHOVE IT IN THERE.

1691
01:12:58,609 --> 01:13:00,709
A PIECE OF METAL?

1692
01:13:00,778 --> 01:13:03,046
ANY PIECE OF METAL
WILL DO.

1693
01:13:03,115 --> 01:13:06,552
I'D GIVE ANYTHING
TO GET SOME METAL UP THERE.

1694
01:13:06,620 --> 01:13:08,650
HERE WE ARE
SURROUNDED BY METAL,

1695
01:13:08,719 --> 01:13:10,621
AND IT'S USELESS.

1696
01:13:10,690 --> 01:13:12,524
MIGHT AS WELL
WRITE THEM OFF.

1697
01:13:12,593 --> 01:13:14,525
LET'S CLOSE UP
THE BRIDGE.

1698
01:13:14,593 --> 01:13:16,865
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

1699
01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:17,932
CLOSE IT UP.

1700
01:13:18,001 --> 01:13:18,930
LIGHTS OUT.

1701
01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:21,037
WHERE AM I GOING
TO FIND

1702
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:23,773
A PIECE
OF METAL HERE?

1703
01:13:23,842 --> 01:13:25,908
IN SPACE?

1704
01:13:25,976 --> 01:13:27,939
AT THIS HOUR?

1705
01:13:33,579 --> 01:13:38,488
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

1706
01:13:49,363 --> 01:13:51,226
WILL THIS WORK, TED?

1707
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:55,703
THANKS.

1708
01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:00,035
HOLD IT, MURDOCK.

1709
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:02,877
I'VE GOT SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT WORK.

1710
01:14:02,946 --> 01:14:04,342
WAIT.

1711
01:14:04,411 --> 01:14:06,079
<i>A BOBBY PIN.</i>

1712
01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,778
A BOBBY PIN?

1713
01:14:07,846 --> 01:14:09,479
WHAT THE HELL'S
A MAN DOING

1714
01:14:09,548 --> 01:14:10,984
WITH A BOBBY PIN?

1715
01:14:11,053 --> 01:14:14,054
HUH...

1716
01:14:14,123 --> 01:14:15,558
LIGHTS ON.

1717
01:14:17,424 --> 01:14:18,492
ALL RIGHT, STRIKER,

1718
01:14:18,561 --> 01:14:20,557
IF A BOBBY PIN'S
ALL YOU GOT,

1719
01:14:20,626 --> 01:14:22,094
IT'LL HAVE TO DO.

1720
01:14:22,162 --> 01:14:24,501
<i>SHOVE IT IN THERE</i>
<i>AND SHORT THAT THING OUT.</i>

1721
01:14:34,244 --> 01:14:35,539
TED, IT'S WORKING.

1722
01:14:35,608 --> 01:14:37,678
WE'RE LOSING SPEED.

1723
01:14:37,747 --> 01:14:40,275
SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S
GOING TO BREAK UP.

1724
01:14:42,287 --> 01:14:43,714
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHAKE.

1725
01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:45,984
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHAKE.

1726
01:14:49,393 --> 01:14:50,688
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHIMMY.

1727
01:14:50,757 --> 01:14:53,156
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHIMMY.

1728
01:14:55,232 --> 01:14:56,562
SHE'S STARTING TO--

1729
01:14:56,631 --> 01:14:59,602
SHE'S STARTING
TO, UH...

1730
01:15:01,670 --> 01:15:03,164
WHAT? WHAT'S SHE
STARTING TO DO?

1731
01:15:03,233 --> 01:15:06,008
<i>WHAT'S SHE</i>
<i>STARTING TO DO?</i>

1732
01:15:06,076 --> 01:15:07,441
SHUDDER, TED?

1733
01:15:07,510 --> 01:15:09,509
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHUDDER.

1734
01:15:09,578 --> 01:15:10,947
SHE'S STARTING
TO SHUDDER.

1735
01:15:11,015 --> 01:15:12,007
HOW BAD IS IT?

1736
01:15:12,076 --> 01:15:14,584
AT LEAST SHE'S
NOT CRACKING UP.

1737
01:15:16,948 --> 01:15:18,513
SHE'S BEGINNING
TO CRACK UP.

1738
01:15:18,581 --> 01:15:20,790
AAH!

1739
01:15:20,858 --> 01:15:22,759
AAH!

1740
01:15:22,827 --> 01:15:24,322
AAH!

1741
01:15:24,391 --> 01:15:25,961
AAH!
AAH!

1742
01:15:26,030 --> 01:15:27,359
AAH!
AAH!

1743
01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:28,963
ALL RIGHT, QUIET!

1744
01:15:29,032 --> 01:15:30,525
QUIET!

1745
01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:32,498
QUIET!

1746
01:15:32,566 --> 01:15:34,096
WE'RE MONITORING YOU.

1747
01:15:34,164 --> 01:15:37,066
KEEP HER NOSE UP.
DON'T FIGHT HER.

1748
01:15:37,135 --> 01:15:39,037
I'M TRYING, BUT
SHE'S FIGHTING ME.

1749
01:15:42,808 --> 01:15:45,043
TED, THERE'S ALPHA BETA.

1750
01:15:47,749 --> 01:15:49,318
WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO COME IN

1751
01:15:49,387 --> 01:15:50,515
PRETTY LOW
TO LAND THIS THING.

1752
01:15:50,584 --> 01:15:52,851
IS THAT DIFFICULT, TED?

1753
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:55,523
SURE, IT'S DIFFICULT.
COMING IN LOW

1754
01:15:55,592 --> 01:15:57,654
IS PART OF EVERY
TEXTBOOK APPROACH.

1755
01:15:57,723 --> 01:15:58,987
IT'S JUST SOMETHING

1756
01:15:59,056 --> 01:16:01,798
YOU HAVE TO DO
WHEN YOU LAND.

1757
01:16:01,866 --> 01:16:03,259
HUH?

1758
01:16:08,904 --> 01:16:10,601
Murdock: STRIKER, WE DON'T
HAVE MUCH TIME,

1759
01:16:10,670 --> 01:16:12,338
BUT I'LL SAY THIS...

1760
01:16:12,407 --> 01:16:13,608
YOU PULL THIS OFF,

1761
01:16:13,676 --> 01:16:15,675
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
JUST MIGHT FORGET

1762
01:16:15,743 --> 01:16:17,678
THAT MACHO GRANDE
EVER HAPPENED.

1763
01:16:17,746 --> 01:16:20,815
WE'LL GET HER DOWN
AND DOWN SAFE.

1764
01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,286
STRIKER,

1765
01:16:24,355 --> 01:16:25,622
BEFORE WE GO
ANY FURTHER,

1766
01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:28,656
THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT
YOU SHOULD KNOW.

1767
01:16:28,724 --> 01:16:31,420
SLOW DOWN! THE BASE
IS STRAIGHT AHEAD.

1768
01:16:31,489 --> 01:16:34,789
THEY'VE JUST HOOKED IN TO
A COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE,

1769
01:16:34,858 --> 01:16:36,796
AND AS WE SPEAK,

1770
01:16:36,864 --> 01:16:39,432
OUR TRANSMISSIONS
ARE BEING BROADCAST

1771
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:40,895
ALL OVER THE WORLD.

1772
01:16:40,964 --> 01:16:41,930
BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE

1773
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,803
HANGING ON OUR EVERY WORD.

1774
01:16:44,872 --> 01:16:47,475
THE EYES, EARS,
NOSES, AND THROATS

1775
01:16:47,544 --> 01:16:49,577
OF EVERY AMERICAN
ARE ON YOU,

1776
01:16:49,646 --> 01:16:52,976
EACH ONE OF THEM
HOPING AND PRAYING

1777
01:16:53,044 --> 01:16:55,711
THAT YOU COULD
PUT THAT SHIP DOWN

1778
01:16:55,779 --> 01:16:58,287
IN ONE PIECE.

1779
01:16:58,356 --> 01:17:00,085
TED, WE'RE NOT STOPPING.

1780
01:17:01,521 --> 01:17:03,119
NOW, STRIKER,

1781
01:17:03,187 --> 01:17:05,787
START BY POSITIONING
YOUR LANDING GEAR.

1782
01:17:05,856 --> 01:17:08,395
LOWER YOUR FLAPS.

1783
01:17:08,463 --> 01:17:10,799
JUST KEEP HER LEVEL.

1784
01:17:13,163 --> 01:17:14,703
<i>THERE'S NO LOOKING BACK.</i>

1785
01:17:14,772 --> 01:17:18,367
PUT ON YOUR HORIZON SENSOR
AND LEVEL HER OFF.

1786
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:28,113
TED, WE'RE
GOING BACK UP.

1787
01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,319
ELAINE, YOU'D
BETTER GET READY

1788
01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:34,086
FOR THIS LANDING.

1789
01:17:35,822 --> 01:17:37,491
<i>KEEP UP YOUR STABILIZERS.</i>

1790
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,024
<i>DON'T LOSE CONTROL.</i>

1791
01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:41,956
NOW FIRE BOTH JETS
AND HANG ON WITH BOTH HANDS.

1792
01:17:42,025 --> 01:17:44,563
<i>BOTH HANDS, DAMN IT!</i>

1793
01:17:44,632 --> 01:17:46,327
I'LL SAY ONE THING,

1794
01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:48,304
YOU BRING DOWN
THAT FLYING HUNK OF JUNK,

1795
01:17:48,372 --> 01:17:50,168
YOU'RE OK IN MY BOOK.

1796
01:17:58,978 --> 01:18:00,247
DON'T FIGHT HER,
STRIKER.

1797
01:18:00,316 --> 01:18:02,048
HOLD HER UP.

1798
01:18:11,221 --> 01:18:14,122
I HOPE YOU
ENJOYED YOUR FLIGHT.

1799
01:18:14,191 --> 01:18:17,932
UH, FLY
PAN UNIVERSE AGAIN.

1800
01:18:21,665 --> 01:18:23,631
AAH!

1801
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,138
<i>Murdock: YOU GOT TO HIT</i>
<i>THE CENTER OF THAT STRIP.</i>

1802
01:18:26,207 --> 01:18:29,341
<i>ONE OR TWO FEET OFF,</i>
<i>YOU'RE A DEAD DUCK.</i>

1803
01:18:29,410 --> 01:18:30,872
[SIRENS]

1804
01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:33,013
LET'S GO HOME.

1805
01:18:35,114 --> 01:18:38,319
THANK YOU FOR FLYING
PAN UNIVERSE.

1806
01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:39,717
HAVE A NICE DAY.

1807
01:18:39,786 --> 01:18:41,150
Man: IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

1808
01:18:41,219 --> 01:18:43,820
Mary: I HOPE YOU
ENJOYED YOUR FLIGHT.

1809
01:18:43,888 --> 01:18:44,921
Woman:
THANK YOU.

1810
01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:46,360
Mary:
YOU'RE WELCOME.

1811
01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:47,830
Man:
EXCUSE ME.

1812
01:18:51,068 --> 01:18:52,131
OHH!

1813
01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:55,029
SHIFT THOSE
TURBO CHARGERS.

1814
01:18:55,098 --> 01:18:56,165
NOW CHECK THE SENSORS.

1815
01:18:56,233 --> 01:18:58,368
DEPLOY YOUR
SECONDARY BOOSTERS.

1816
01:19:01,141 --> 01:19:02,470
Man: IS THERE A COURTESY PHONE
AROUND HERE?

1817
01:19:02,539 --> 01:19:05,540
HELLO. WE'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE THIS FLOWER.

1818
01:19:05,609 --> 01:19:09,117
WE'RE WITH THE CHURCH
OF LUNAR CONSCIOUSNESS.

1819
01:19:09,186 --> 01:19:10,081
HELLO.

1820
01:19:10,149 --> 01:19:13,050
WE'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE THIS FLOWER.

1821
01:19:13,119 --> 01:19:15,456
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MAKE A DONATION?

1822
01:19:15,525 --> 01:19:20,324
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]

1823
01:19:24,164 --> 01:19:25,630
<i>Murdock:</i>
<i>YOU'RE ALMOST HOME.</i>

1824
01:19:25,698 --> 01:19:26,697
<i>HOLD HER.</i>

1825
01:19:26,765 --> 01:19:27,700
<i>HOLD HER.</i>

1826
01:19:27,769 --> 01:19:29,636
<i>STAY WITH HER, STRIKER.</i>

1827
01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:32,038
<i>IT TAKES A SOFT TOUCH.</i>

1828
01:19:32,107 --> 01:19:33,903
<i>DON'T LET HER</i>
<i>GET AWAY FROM YOU</i>

1829
01:19:33,972 --> 01:19:35,878
<i>THIS TIME, STRIKER.</i>

1830
01:19:48,221 --> 01:19:50,485
I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS A GOOD TIME,

1831
01:19:50,554 --> 01:19:54,897
BUT IS IT POSSIBLE
TO GET MY BRIEFCASE BACK?

1832
01:19:59,831 --> 01:20:01,202
ST-ST-STRIKER!

1833
01:20:01,271 --> 01:20:02,905
STRIKER.

1834
01:20:04,506 --> 01:20:06,843
TED STRIKER?

1835
01:20:06,911 --> 01:20:09,707
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LAUGH LIKE THAT?

1836
01:20:09,776 --> 01:20:11,573
YES. YES, I DO.

1837
01:20:12,948 --> 01:20:15,046
WHAT DID HE GET
FOR TELLING THE TRUTH?

1838
01:20:15,115 --> 01:20:17,315
A ONE-WAY TICKET
TO THE FUNNY FARM.

1839
01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:19,849
DES MOINES INSTITUTE.

1840
01:20:19,918 --> 01:20:21,017
THEN YOU KNOW IT.

1841
01:20:21,086 --> 01:20:24,022
WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH IT.

1842
01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:27,226
JUST DON'T COME
APART ON ME NOW.

1843
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,163
JIMMY, DO YOU LIKE IT

1844
01:20:33,231 --> 01:20:35,063
WHEN SCRAPS HOLDS ON
TO YOUR LEG

1845
01:20:35,132 --> 01:20:37,467
AND RUBS UP AND DOWN?

1846
01:20:38,675 --> 01:20:40,739
YOU WERE GASSED
BY R.O.K.?

1847
01:20:40,807 --> 01:20:43,341
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

1848
01:20:49,851 --> 01:20:51,014
YOUR NAVIGATOR
MR. UNGER.

1849
01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:52,750
FIRST OFFICER
MR. DUNN.

1850
01:20:52,819 --> 01:20:54,356
UNGER.
OVEUR.

1851
01:20:54,425 --> 01:20:55,656
OVEUR.
DUNN.

1852
01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:57,051
LET'S GET TO THE TOWER.

1853
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,623
WE HAVE NO TOWER.

1854
01:20:58,692 --> 01:21:00,495
NO TOWER?

1855
01:21:00,563 --> 01:21:01,723
JUST A BRIDGE, SIR.

1856
01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,934
WHY THE HELL AREN'T I
NOTIFIED ABOUT THESE THINGS?

1857
01:21:07,165 --> 01:21:09,034
HOW WOULD YOU
HANDLE THIS?

1858
01:21:09,103 --> 01:21:11,201
I WANT TO KNOW
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

1859
01:21:11,269 --> 01:21:12,740
THAT'S HAPPENED
UP TILL NOW.

1860
01:21:12,809 --> 01:21:15,577
WELL, FIRST
THE EARTH COOLED.

1861
01:21:15,646 --> 01:21:17,271
THEN
THE DINOSAURS CAME,

1862
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,845
BUT THEY
GOT BIG AND FAT

1863
01:21:18,914 --> 01:21:20,780
AND DIED
AND TURNED INTO OIL.

1864
01:21:20,848 --> 01:21:22,111
AND THEN
THE ARABS CAME

1865
01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:23,611
AND BOUGHT
MERCEDES BENZES.

1866
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,314
GIVE THE COURT YOUR
IMPRESSION OF MR. STRIKER.

1867
01:21:26,383 --> 01:21:27,755
I DON'T
DO IMPRESSIONS.

1868
01:21:27,824 --> 01:21:30,220
MY TRAINING
IS IN PSYCHIATRY.

1869
01:21:30,288 --> 01:21:31,925
DO YOU SWEAR ON
THE CONSTITUTION

1870
01:21:31,994 --> 01:21:33,158
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
THE WHOLE TRUTH,

1871
01:21:33,227 --> 01:21:34,694
AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH,
SO HELP YOU GOD?

1872
01:21:34,762 --> 01:21:36,427
AIN'T NO THING.

1873
01:21:37,494 --> 01:21:40,401
THE SECOND TIME BOMB
ON YOUR RIGHT.

1874
01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:41,399
CERTAINLY.

1875
01:23:50,895 --> 01:23:54,334
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL
BE EXPECTING US TO DO.