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Who is that magnificent woman?

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Oh, that's that model who always does
those health club ads.

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If only Spandex could talk.

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How would you like a body like mine?

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Well, I'll give it a shot.

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I'm afraid my tie is going to hang
funny.

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Judge Stone, that's what the tab says in
my underwear.

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Walter what?

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I'm your new public defender.

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I'm replacing the late Christine
Sullivan.

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The late Christine Sullivan?

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The deceased are always the last to
know.

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I beg your pardon?

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Walter Watts, meet Christine Sullivan.

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Hi there.

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But this is impossible.

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Personnel said she's dead.

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I'm sure many of her former dates would
agree with you.

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I'll be darned. This says that Walter
Watts has been appointed as our public

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defender.

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Wait a minute. I'll bet this is the
computer screw-up.

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Probably happened when I put in for
vacation time.

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Just how long did you put in for?

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Well, Mr. Watts, obviously there's been
a mistake. We don't need you. Oh, no

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way. This happened to me once before.

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I left before I got the official okay,
lost my job, and my membership in the

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credit union.

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This is ridiculous.

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Officially, I have to accept your debt.

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Nothing personal.

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Your Honor, it's almost time to start
the session.

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Well, it'll be a minute, Bo. We have a
little problem.

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Oh? What is it?

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Christine's dead.

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Oh, no.

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I'm not dead.

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This must be what they call the denial
stage.

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Well, when your supervisor does get in,
would you please have him call me? Thank

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you. I can't believe this. How could
anyone think I died?

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Is there a history of that in your
family?

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Excuse me, but I believe you're in my
chair.

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Well, this is the public defender's
seat, isn't it?

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I understand that this little
misunderstanding has put you in an

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awkward position, but... Get the hell
out of my chair!

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Oh, Miss Sullivan, can I see you in the
principal's office for a moment?

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I know, I know. I apologize for the
outburst, sir, but he's in my seat.

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Please make him give it back.

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I'm sorry, but he has been assigned to
my court.

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Procedurally, my hands are tied.

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Well, what am I supposed to do in the
meantime?

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Could take the night off, look for a
headstone.

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Until we've got this little man. matter
cleared up, why don't you just assist

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Mr. Watts, okay?

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Fine. I'll just make sure he doesn't get
his tie caught in his briefcase and snap

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his twerpy little neck.

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That's the spirit.

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Okay, McNuggets, call him to the post.
Yes, sir.

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Fever versus Van Slyke, disturbing the
peace at the United Nations.

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Prosecution. Oh, yes, sir. The accused
barged in on the General Assembly

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screaming something about a plan for
world peace as if the U.N. doesn't have

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enough to do.

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I was only demonstrating Andy's
potential to those small-minded twits.

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And Andy is his boss, sir.

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Oh.

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Hardly a buck.

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He's my greatest invention.

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Andy, tell them who you are.

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Artificial neuron-developed
intelligence.

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I am totally objective and completely
logical.

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Hey, that's me.

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You're as good as Senor Wences.

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Can you make your fists talk, too?

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Rather a personal question, don't you
think, sir?

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I am not a ventriloquist.

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Oh, he's right, sir. He wasn't even in
the room when I was tagging that box of

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evidence and it was talking up a storm.

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By the way, Mr. Robinson, I have your
calculations.

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Take Cleveland and the...

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Offered to hell.

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Child's play is interconnecting neurons,
the ultimate extension of artificial

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intelligence. In high school, I bet you
were one of those geeks who always ran

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the projector, right?

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Detect insincere vocal intonation and
cheap cologne.

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Yes, see that?

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Andy has made thinking into an exact
science.

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Never again to be left in the hands of
waffling amateurs and those myopic fools

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that the U.N. couldn't grasp its
potential.

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Counselors, what do you say we have a
little confab up here, huh?

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It seems to me that the professor is not
plugged all the way into the wall.

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What do you say we let the boys from
Bellevue have a shot at this one?

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Yeah, you holler if this gets too tight.

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I think so, sir.

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Well, I'll take Mr. Van Slyke to the
jury box until Matt can contact... The

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mental tune-up masters, yes, sir.

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That's it.

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I'll update the defendant's file, sir.
Oh, no, no, no. I can handle that. I

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said I'd do it. Mr. Watts, I insist.

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Is that a spot on your tie?

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Where? There.

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I taught her that one.

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I had a set of walkie-talkies when I was
a kid, but I lost one.

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Still a lot of fun, though.

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He takes presence of life form. He void
of intelligence.

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Where?

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What's next, Max?

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People versus carny, sir.

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Killer? Murderer? Hey, I thought I was
doing you a favor.

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Gee, can't anybody ever come in here in
a good mood?

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Come on, give me a break. I've been in a
coma for 20 years.

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In that case, you want to bet on the
Packers this Sunday?

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Your Honor, Mr. Carney, the defendant,
had no apparent hope of recovery.

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The doctors asked Mr. Higgins, his
nephew and only living relative, if they

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could pull the plug.

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Choking back the tears, Mr. Higgins told
the staff, tag him and bag him, Doc.

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Sir, the defendant was... One at a time,
please.

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Well, let the mutant yuppie do one.

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Your Honor, two days after the hospital
unhooked the respirator, Mr.

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Carney here miraculously regained full
consciousness.

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No side effect?

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I'm a little stiff.

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I hate to get too technical here, but
when did the illegal stuff happen? When

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I came by the hospital to take him home.

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Can you believe it? He hit me right in
the vestibule.

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Gee, that must have hurt.

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The guy showed me no gratitude.

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Get me a drain snake. I'll show him some
gratitude.

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Settle down, Mr. Carney. I'm going to
drop the charges against you. In fact,

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I'm a little appalled that your nephew
can so casually unplug you.

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Judgment error.

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Human has reached folly conclusion.

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What? In a world of depleted...
resources.

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It is illogical to waste precious energy
to keep one individual alive.

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Hey, we're talking about a human life
here. I don't think it's illogical to do

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everything you can. Sir. What?

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You argue with a tackle box.

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Right. Case dismissed.

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And that's lunch, everybody.

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Mr. Watts, please go home. You can't be
held responsible for a computer error.

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Sorry.

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Dan, will you please assure this yo-yo I
am very much alive?

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There you go.

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Anything I can do for you, Mr. Carter?

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Yeah. What happens to me now?

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and you're free to go home.

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No, I can't. They've informed me my home
is now a mini mall.

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Oh, gee, that's awful.

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Yeah, I know.

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By the way, what is a mini mall?

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You've got a lot of catching up to do.

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20 years, that's a long time.

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Hell, where do you start?

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Um... Who spuds McKenzie?

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I tell you, Judge, I feel like I've
missed half my life.

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Yeah, right.

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So, what else has happened the last 20
years?

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Well, let's see. You missed out on
Presidents Nixon, Ford, and Carter.

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Watergate. Hot pants.

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Sushi.

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Yuppies. Pet rocks.

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And about 90 Bob Hope specials.

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Poor guy. You slept through the entire
sexual revolution.

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It's over? Oh, yeah.

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The motto for the 80s... is, gentlemen,
stop your engines.

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Oh, oh, I've got to catch you up on the
royal family.

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Okay, Prince Charles married Lady Di and
they had two adorable little boys.

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They were a little rocky for a while
because he's a little stiff and she

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likes to disco, but we're keeping our
fingers crossed.

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Excuse me. I have to go get some more
coffee. I can't risk nodding off again.

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Excuse us.

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We're looking for an Arthur Van Slyke.

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He's right here.

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Mr. Van Slyke. Yes?

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Okay, pal, it's off to the saliva yard.

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You're not taking me anywhere!

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Let's not make this difficult, Mr. Van
Slyke.

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Your zipper's down.

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Come on, that's the oldest one in the
book.

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It's not down, is it?

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I think so.

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How long was I out that time?

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I'm the Pope, if that gives you a clue.

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Oh, I don't see how you could have lost
him. It's been my experience, sir, that

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crazy guys are quicker than you think.

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Security, this is Judge Stone. Be on the
lookout for a middle-aged man. He's

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wearing green pants.

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Blue pants. Blue pants and a green
shirt.

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Gray shirt. Gray shirt.

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with a frayed collar, a torn pocket, and
a pretty dopey-looking bow tie.

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Bull, how do you remember all that?

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Stay back!

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Or I'll jump!

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Boy, he's pretty sensitive about his
clothes, isn't he?

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Sir,

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he's not by the restroom. He's not in
the courtroom. Don't come any closer!

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What the hell's going on? here?

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Whatever you do, don't mention his
clothes.

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I'm warning you. Get away or I'll jump.
Come on, don't do that. It's an 18-story

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drop. Human wear silly hat has point.

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Your Honor, we... Well, well, what have
we here? Another frequent flyer.

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Okay,

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that's enough, guys. I will talk to you
in the hall. Mac, you too.

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Miss Sullivan, check Van Flags' file.
See if there's anything in there that

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will help us. Right.

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Oh, hi.

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Stepping out for a little evening
plummet?

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Dan, try and help.

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Mr. Van Sly.

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Listen, I just want... Okay, whoa, whoa,
whoa.

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Look, I know you've got a lot on your
mind, but trust me, there's no problem

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that's worth leaping to your death.

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But if you do jump, could you bear left
so you don't hit my car?

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Trust me, Judge.

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It'll work.

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No. No. We are not going to talk the
blonde broad into taking off her top and

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enticing him back into the office.

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Come on. This guy knows nothing about
psychology.

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Come on.

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Mac, you call the fire department. Tell
them we need a net down here pronto.

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Will do, sir.

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Don't worry, sir. I have a plan. Great.

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Plan? Pull?

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All right, so, the Chilly Willy cartoon
ends. I'm sitting there with a box of

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popcorn in my lap. She reaches... That's
enough.

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Listen, keep talking.

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I'm going to go woo my car.

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Hi, Miss Van Slyke.

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What do you say we both take a deep
breath and you just tell me what's on

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your mind?

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I want to talk to the press.

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The press? That's right.

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Before I let you people silence me, I'm
going to expose Andy to the entire

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world. The networks, the papers,
Geraldo.

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Sir, the fire department can't get a net
down below for more than two hours. Two

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hours? It seems they've got three
leafers ahead of him.

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I'm afraid Mr. Van Slyke is going to
have to jump standby.

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Well, there's really not much to help in
Mr. Van Slyke's file.

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Mind if I take a look?

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Oh, like I missed something?

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Oh, just as a courtesy.

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To the living.

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Listen, Mr. What?

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If I were dead, which I'm not, no court
in this country could convict me for

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yanking your spine out through your
navel.

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That's it.

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I'm calling the office.

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Oh, what are you going to tell them?
That you were threatened by a corpse?

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Not much fun, is it?

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Not having a life, I mean.

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Why are you still here, Mr. Carney?

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Oh, I was in no hurry to leave, not
having any place to go.

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Oh, come on. I would think I'd want to
celebrate my recovery with my friends if

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I were in your shoes.

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I don't have any shoes. The nurses threw
them out years ago.

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Well, your slippers look surprisingly
good with that suit.

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I don't have any friends left.

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Some are dead and the rest all moved
away.

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Never married?

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I haven't been with a woman in 20 years.

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But then I haven't brushed my teeth in
20 years either.

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So? Where's the media coverage you
promised me?

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Well, I'm doing the best I can, but
there are no camera crews available.

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What could possibly be more important?

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Big bikini trade show at the Coliseum.

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I see.

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Well, maybe they'll think this is
newsworthy.

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Wait a minute, Mr. Van Slyke.

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Don't you think you're being a bit
emotional?

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This whole world is emotional. That is
the problem. And has it helped rid the

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earth of prejudice?

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Well, no.

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Does it help feed all the hungry?

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Not exactly.

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Does it have emotions to help do away
with crime in the street?

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No.

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But they've done wonders for the
greeting card industry.

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You misguided simpletons, don't you see?

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Half at a time.

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There, wasn't that... Oops.

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Now look what you've done.

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Your brainless, irrational actions have
destroyed everything I've worked for.

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There's nothing left for me but to jump.

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You couldn't jump in the middle of a
surprise?

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lights out again permanently.

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Well, look at that, Mr. Van Slyke.

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Andy's still ticking.

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You can't go now.

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You'd... Well, he would miss you.

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Impossible.

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That's an emotion.

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Andy's not programmed for such drivel.
That is correct.

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See?

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Excuse me a moment.

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You and I gotta have a talk.

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A little weird, isn't it, sir?

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You got any better ideas, Mr.

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Calypso?

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It was either that or the hokey pokey.

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All right, Andy.

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Now, you listen to me.

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I'm trying to save a man's life.

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Illogical to save life in an
overpopulated world.

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Well, how would you like to end up as a
hunk of scrap metal in some recycling

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bin?

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I'm listening.

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I want you to come up with any logical
reasons you can to save that guy's life.

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I have a feeling that he will listen to
you.

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Mr. Van Slyke, you may recall that Andy
was the one who asked you not to jump.

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You want to tell us why, Andy?

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There are many reasons.

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You have extraordinary problem-solving
capabilities, and you are an efficient

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exchanger of oxygen and carbon dioxide.

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this mushy stuff.

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And I require you for data input
purposes.

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I think that means he needs you.

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What?

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Andy, you're not going soft on me, are
you?

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It does not make sense to be entirely
logical in a world ruled by emotions.

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Well said.

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I took a shot.

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I'm very confused.

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Doesn't it make you happy that Andy
needs you?

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Yes.

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For some inexplicable reason, it does.

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Maybe I got a little carried away. Maybe
I spent too much of my life with

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machines.

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Comes from growing up over a radio
shack.

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Well, then maybe a little extra time in
that hospital will help you sort things

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out.

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Yeah, but what'll happen to Andy while
I'm gone?

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Well, I think we could find someone to
take care of Andy for you.

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Maybe someone who needs Andy to fill him
in on all the things that have changed

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in the world over the last 20 years.

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You mean me?

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Matter of fact.

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This'll be just like having a friend.

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Jet Stone's office.

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Well...

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Goodbye, Andy.

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Goodbye. We'll visit you first chance we
get.

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Yes, I'd like that.

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I should have given him hair.

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I always wanted to mush his hair.

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Stubble can be attractive.

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If you style it right.

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Excuse me, when do we resume session?

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Not your problem anymore, Walt.

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That was personnel. They found their
mistake.

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Miss Sullivan is among the living.

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I am?

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I'm officially alive?

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Yep. Yes!

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All right.

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A born-again Christine.

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Yeah, where does this leave me?

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Oh, you're in good shape, Walt. The
computer just gave you nine months

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vacation. Nine months?

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Uh-huh.

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Maternity leave.

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You're gonna be a mommy.

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Well, come along here. You can help me
find a place to stay May I have a minute

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alone with Judge Stone?

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I'll be right outside Judge Stone, I
just want you to know I was very

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impressed with your logic in handling
the recent situation Well, thank you

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very much, Andy That's the nicest thing
a box ever said to me By the way, may I

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ask you a personal question?

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Shoot Who's that babe on your desk with
the big floppy discs?