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Thank you.

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Well, dinner was delicious.

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At least what I had of it.

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Cheryl, you know the rule. You talk,
don't eat. It's Jim's meat.

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I'm glad we finally got a chance to meet
each other.

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Oh, us two, Talia.

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Andy, would you like a taste of my creme
brulee? Oh, thanks, but I don't have

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much of it sweet, too.

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May I?

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Huh? What?

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You know, honey, that looks good. Ow!

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You know the rules.

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It may not be fair, but I don't share.

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You should write books for selfish
children.

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Yes. Excuse me, good fellow. Would you
mind turning down the air conditioning?

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My lady has a chill.

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Oh, thank you.

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He never stops thinking about me.

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Oh. You know, I'm a little chilled, too.

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Well, sit tight. They're working on it,
honey.

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Excuse me. Just a minute. Allow me.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you seem very sweet.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on. Good, she's
gone.

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Oh, my God. Wrap it. Pass the sugar,
pass it.

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Danny, I'm trying to make a good
impression.

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We need to get going if we want to make
that movie. Mm -hmm.

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Just waiting on Cheryl.

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Done eating yet, sis?

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I don't know where she puts it all.

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Well, well, well, I hope the movie is as
good as dinner.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my pleasure.

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Joe, can you try to be a little more
careful?

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Oh, baby.

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Shh, kids asleep, kids asleep. Don't
talk, movie's almost over.

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Okay, Dana, come on, go. Let's go. Ow,
ow, ow, ow.

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No, it's his date night. We talked, I
fed her, now it's time for the fun part.

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Let's go!

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I'm going to watch the end of the movie.

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Oh, this one?

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Boat sinks, skinny guy dies, and the old
lady throws a jewel in the ocean.

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Come on, let's go.

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I've got a pizza coming in five minutes.
Oh, then I'm going to have to beat my

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record. Come on, hit the brakes. Go!

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All right, woman, brace yourself.

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Your one -man threesome is here.

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You're bad.

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What's with the sweats?

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What happened to the hot chick I took to
dinner?

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The hot chick is still waiting for you
to pull her chair out.

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Oh, Cheryl, come on.

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What are you doing?

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Did you see how much attention Andy was
paying to Talia? He waited on her hand

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and foot.

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I couldn't even get you to pour me a
glass of wine. Cheryl, you are a

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lightweight. Two glasses of wine and
your head is flat into the plate.

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Besides, how am I going to have fun if
you don't drive home?

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Jim, I'm serious.

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I'm serious, too.

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You used to come home and stay all
dressed up in your sexy dress.

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Well, you used to pull my chair out and
share your dessert with me, you know,

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like Andy was doing for Talia.

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Joe, Talia is making an effort for our
man, and you... What?

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Don't.

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I mean, that dress tonight, I was
bringing it.

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Why didn't you bring it into the
bedroom?

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Come on, Cheryl, were you trying to
impress me or were you trying to

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you know, Andy's new girlfriend?

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We were going out. I wanted to look
nice.

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Uh -huh.

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Did you shave your legs to the knee or
past?

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Wait, my thighs didn't show.

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You weren't making an effort for me, you
know, and you hardly ever do anymore.

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It's a little difficult to make an
effort all the time when you're trying

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a mother to three kids. You know what?
There you go. Using the mommy card

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You know what? It didn't work on
Mother's Day. It's not going to work

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Jim, can't you talk?

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Andy was pretending to eat salads to
impress his day. What effort did you put

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forth for me?

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Baby, I am nothing but effort.

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Drafted in the bathroom. Most men
wouldn't do that.

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All right, Dana, I need your opinion
about something.

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What? Jim thinks I'm not putting in
enough effort.

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Into what?

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You know, dressing up, being romantic,
looking my best.

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Oh, you've got to be freaking kidding
me. The guy picks his teeth with his

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was being comfortable. Once you bag a
man and get his head on the wall, you

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never have to worry about the sting of
wire and spandex again.

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Exactly. These are your coasting ears.
Yes.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I'm not coasting.

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Really? Yeah.

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So are those your fancy on the town
sweats or your tea time with the queen

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sweats?

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I like my sweats.

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Well, I know.

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That's why you wear them.

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Every single day.

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Man, I'm coasting.

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Eh, don't worry about it. 40, 50 years,
it'll all be over anyway.

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All right, I gotta go. I have a date.
Check out my fake laugh.

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That is so funny.

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All right.

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One hour left for the big boxing match.
How great is this, huh?

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Saturday night, two buds watching the
pay -per -view boxing event of the

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Yes!

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Talia's okay with this, leaving her
alone?

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I got a little static, but I checked
her.

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She dumped you, didn't she? Like a gay
running mate.

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She caught me at 2 a .m. sitting on the
kitchen floor dipping a stick of butter

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into a sugar bowl.

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You eat that?

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Yeah. That's brilliant!

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Leave you in charge.

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Wow.

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Look at you, my God. What are you doing?

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I know what this is about.

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20 years ago, this very night, I won the
district spelling bee.

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Oh, sis, you remembered.

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I'm flabbergasted. F -L -A -B -B -E -R
-G -A -S -T -E -D.

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Flabbergasted.

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Still got it. Still got it. No, Cheryl,
really.

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What's going on?

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Well, I mean, I heard what you said the
other night, and I think maybe you're

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right. I mean, maybe we both could make
a little more effort. So I decided I

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would start.

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Tonight?

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Yeah.

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And I got Dana to watch the kids, so we
have the whole house to ourselves.

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But we were going to... Do nothing.

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Nothing tonight.

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Because my lovely wife went out of her
way to create a romantic dinner.

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I'm going to go get the salad.

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Okay. And I'm going to take this trash
to the curb so we can have a romantic

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evening.

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What about the fight?

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Listen, I made such a big stink about
her not making an effort. If I blow her

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off now, she won't wear that sexy dress
again until my funeral.

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Jim, we gotta see the fight. We paid 75
bucks for it.

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I know, I know, I know. Let me think for
a second.

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I need some thinking music.

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Hum something.

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I got it! I got it!

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Look, she's making a romantic dinner,
right?

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That'll take about 45 minutes.

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A half an hour if I don't chew.

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So, you go home.

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I'll eat really fast. Finish up. I'll
call you when we're done. Good. Okay.

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Yeah. That'll give me a chance to make
some of those butter sugar things.

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You know what?

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Andy, you should really come up with a
name for those. I did.

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They're called shame sticks.

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Oh, yeah, it's really fun, really fun.

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Oh, you're hurting my manners.

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Well, thank you, sir.

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Okay, thank you.

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Did you notice I'm wearing your favorite
dress?

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Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful.

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Slow down, slow down. I want to enjoy
tonight.

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I thought maybe after dinner we'd take a
midnight stroll in the park.

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Are you nuts?

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The park at night, it's crawling with
heeshies.

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Really?

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No, I'm going to lie to you, Cheryl.

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Okay, well, we'll have a romantic
evening at home.

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To making an effort.

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Okay.

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Boy, I better eat something or this wine
is going to knock me out.

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Wait up before you eat.

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I'd like to make a toast.

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To my young, beautiful wife.

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Who has given me, not only tonight, but
for the last... 13?

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13 years.

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A wonderful life.

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Aw, that is so sweet.

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I'm a sweet guy.

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Cheryl,

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must I remind you of the old country
tradition?

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Of finishing your drink when a man makes
a toast?

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Oh.

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Whoa.

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Yeah, yeah. Come on, one more toast
before you eat. One more toast. I'm in a

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toasty mood.

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I love you so much. I love you so much.

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To my beautiful wife and our three
beautiful children. And maybe someday a

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fourth. Oh, honey.

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You know, I can't finish that. I
really... Oh.

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So it's okay for you to make an effort,
but not me.

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I'm sorry, Jim.

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It's okay.

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Woo!

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She's a girl!

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I'm a girl!

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Okay, now I would take Shalost.

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Another shame stick?

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I think I've earned it.

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Well, hello, my young love.

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How are we feeling?

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Like I swallowed a barrel of socks.

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Then I won't be kissing you.

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I could use a spit.

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Honey, how could you let me drink so
much last night?

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Cheryl, I'm your husband, not your
sponsor.

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I feel like I ruined our whole evening.
I don't remember anything.

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Nothing?

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No. You were charming and sexy.

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I was devastating.

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You sure you want to know?

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Yes.

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All right, I'll tell you.

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It was a magical night.

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For the first hour, all we did was hold
hands and talk.

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Oh, how we talked.

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About dreams and feelings and stuff.

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Then we took turns feeding each other.

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feeding each other the delicious feast
you slaved over me.

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And then we laughed, laughed and
laughed. Oh, how

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we laughed.

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Then we walked to the park, per your
request, and I carved our names into a

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so future generations can bask in our
commitment to each other.

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And at the very end of the night, we
danced.

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We danced with only the light of the
moon and the glow of our eternal love.

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Oh, honey.

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This sounds like such a special night.

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It really does, doesn't it?

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I'm just going to rest my eyes for just
a minute.

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I'm so sorry I missed your lovely
evening.

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Me too.

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That's your teeth.

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Hey, you.

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Here's the short skirt you wanted. You
guys going out?

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No, I'm wearing it to clean the house
while Jim watches.

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Ew. Well, I told you I'm making an
effort.

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Are you guys still doing that?

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Well, I feel like I owe it to him after
I passed out the other night. Oh, come

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on. You spent an entire night with Jim
and you don't remember it. That's my

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dream come true.

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From now on, every time I come over
here, I'm getting good and hammered.

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Whoa.

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What's the deal with this cable bill?
It's huge.

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Oh, Jim must have cracked the parental
code on the TV again.

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No, it can't be that. I used my
birthday.

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A little smart.

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Oh, here it is. You ordered one of those
pay -per -view boxing things. Oh, the

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Douglas Manning fight. Oh, what a
bloodbath.

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I watched that with the kids when they
stayed with me.

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Wait a minute.

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That was Saturday night.

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That was the night of our romantic
dinner.

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Hmm. You mean the dinner where Jim got
you drunk and you don't remember a

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Could there possibly be a connection?

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No, that's impossible.

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We danced, and he carved our names in a
tree, and then a bird landed on his

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finger. Oh, no. Did the candlesticks
dance and sing Be Our Guest?

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But we talked.

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About what?

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Stuff?

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Oh, my God!

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He got me drunk and watched a fight!

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Well, let's see how much he likes being
in a fight.

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have to go 12 rounds with a blonde
tornado.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Betty, Veronica.

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Have you seen Jim?

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Why would I know where Jim is? Because
you're his toady.

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He's in a treehouse.

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Perfect. I can make it look like an
accident when he falls.

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Which one am I, Betty or Veronica?

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I don't know. Whichever one's a jerk.

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That's funny. How's Talia?

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Jim, would you come down here? I need to
talk to you.

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Coming.

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Hello.

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I know what you did.

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Cheryl, we've been together a long time.

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You're going to have to be a little more
specific than that.

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You got me drunk so you could watch a
stupid boxing match.

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Everybody about the time you wore my
maternity underwear.

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How did you find out?

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Elastic was shot to hell.

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No, about the boxing.

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Leave it, Bill.

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I don't believe you.

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All right, Cheryl, calm down. Let's
discuss this like adults in the

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You happen to remember the password?

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I am this close to killing you.

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Okay, new password.

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Check it out.

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Table for two.

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What? Yeah, see?

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I'm making an effort.

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Like you did the other night for dinner.

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You're just doing this to get out of
trouble.

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Sure, I didn't even know I was in
trouble till just now. I thought I

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got away with it.

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What's all this?

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Well, remember the other morning when I
described that magical night we had

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together?

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I'm sure it's pretty clear now that
didn't happen.

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Well, when I was making it up, it
sounded so great.

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I kind of wish it was real.

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Please.

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You know, I was thinking, Cheryl, I
really

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don't want us to coast.

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I don't want to be roommates.

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I want to be lovers.

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I think we deserve that.

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I know I do.

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That's what I want, too.

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That's why I did that whole dinner
thing.

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I know, honey, I know. But you know
what? You picked the worst night in the

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world to do that. I mean, if it was any
other night, it would have been fine.

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Really? Yes.

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What about the Super Bowl?

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Oh, no, that would have been bad. But
that's it.

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Right. World Series?

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No, that would have been bad, too.

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Tony Award?

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You don't tell anybody about that, do
you?

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No.

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Well, Cheryl, I'll tell you what.

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Let's make a deal, okay?

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Okay.

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Why don't we make an effort for each
other, but certain blackout dates will

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apply.

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They're playing our song.

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I have the stats.

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I would be honored.

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Honey?

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Do you think we could be done by eight?
Because the backstory is really heating

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up and Jen has some tough decisions to
make.

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All right, but you're going to have to
get me really drunk.

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Oh.