1 00:00:03,550 --> 00:00:05,290 You want to hear Ruby's joke? 2 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:06,750 Sure. 3 00:00:07,170 --> 00:00:10,710 Okay, so there's this alligator and this bird, and the bird poofs on an 4 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:14,130 alligator. Let's talk about poop when wiping bird poop off. 5 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,130 I love that. 6 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:21,470 That's really funny. 7 00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:26,810 Okay, they're gone. 8 00:00:41,839 --> 00:00:48,660 And the matador, bleeding from his shoulder, presented me with a 9 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:49,660 single rose. 10 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,340 That's Spain. 11 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:54,780 Wow. 12 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,500 Mommy, your cousin goes everywhere. 13 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:02,740 Yes, and then we get to hear all about it. 14 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:06,020 Mindy, more pasta? 15 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:10,260 Oh, no, thank you. I'm watching my figure. I'm getting married in a few 16 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:11,820 Yes, we know. In Bali. 17 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,780 With your soulmate, Eric. 18 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,580 Oh, you know, Eric and I went on a cooking tour of Italy's Ligurian Coast, 19 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,960 we made a sauce like this, but with truffle. 20 00:01:21,620 --> 00:01:25,900 Well, I used to make the sauce with truffles, but, you know, we got so tired 21 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:26,900 it after a while. 22 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,920 Yeah, so we're sticking to the kind in the jar for now. 23 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:37,620 Oh, you know what? I'll have to send you my recipe. Of course, I'll have to 24 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:39,120 translate it from the original Italian. 25 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,580 Mindy, did you know that Cheryl speaks fluent French? 26 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:44,960 Oh, c 'est vrai. 27 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,000 In fact, Jim and I were just talking about going to France. 28 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,720 Weren't we, Jim? 29 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,120 Uh, no. 30 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,600 I mean, but I like French things. 31 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:58,800 You know, French fries, toast. 32 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:03,100 Oh! And that little skunk who's always trying to kiss that cat. 33 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:10,780 The point is that we travel. 34 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,880 We travel extensively. 35 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:17,880 Which is a good thing to talk about over divorce. Dessert. 36 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:26,020 Homemade Bavarian apple strudel? Yeah. 37 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,900 Which Cheryl discovered on her travels. 38 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,600 To the market down the street. 39 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,000 Daddy can't pay with checks, sir. 40 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,400 Oh. That was a mistake. I thought they were going out of business. 41 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,280 All right, I'm going to go help Shiro. Excuse me. 42 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,200 So, Osaka, Japan. 43 00:02:45,260 --> 00:02:48,040 Shizuku ekiwa doko desu ka? 44 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:50,320 Who can guess what that means? 45 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,060 I'd like to kill myself? 46 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:55,840 That's silly. No. 47 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:58,360 No. I'd like to kill myself. 48 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,740 I hope, please, that you'll never go. And look, here's my engagement ring from 49 00:03:03,740 --> 00:03:05,700 Eric. It's flawless, just like me. 50 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:10,940 Bill, what is this crap about us going to France? You know the deal. If you 51 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,420 to go to Europe... I am not making out with the pretzel girl from the mall. 52 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Madagascar. 53 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,680 Strudel looks great. 54 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,890 married in a few months. I gotta watch my figure. 55 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:35,870 She put bacon fat in her coffee. 56 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:39,430 Cheryl, don't give that away. That is liquid gold. 57 00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:44,150 Why do you let your cousin Mindy get to you? 58 00:03:44,370 --> 00:03:45,810 Jim, you don't know what it's like. 59 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:48,910 Mindy's not the perfect person you've been compared to your whole life. 60 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,230 Cheryl, we all have our Mike Ditkus. 61 00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:53,849 Come on. 62 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:56,870 When we were little, if I got an A, she got an A . I won the district 63 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,410 championship in tennis. She won state. I had a cute boyfriend. She had a cuter 64 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,240 one. Well, you won the last one. 65 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,480 Oh. 66 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:07,120 You want me to take my shirt off in there so you can brag? 67 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:12,360 I'll do it. Just give me some kind of cue. You know, like, say pickle or 68 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,360 something. 69 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,680 I'll make it go smooth. 70 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:18,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 71 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,380 I get it. You've been to Venice. 72 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:26,720 Well, tomorrow I am jetting down to Florida to help my mom move into a new 73 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:27,720 condo. 74 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:30,180 Driving a rented truck. 75 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,880 Hey, who are the girls? 76 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:35,420 They're watching a DVD in the backseat of my SUV. 77 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,040 Apparently, they've never seen anything like that before. 78 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,240 I'm going to step outside. 79 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,140 Do you want a wedgie? Sure. 80 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:45,980 Oh, 81 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,780 did I tell you? 82 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:55,480 Eric's photography is really catching on. I mean, it's just a hobby, but 83 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,480 galleries are interested. 84 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:01,280 You know, Jim's band is doing great, too. They're playing gigs all over town. 85 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,900 Well... I'm Eric Smeuth. 86 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,320 Most of his shots are of me. 87 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,280 I'm the lead singer in Jim's band. 88 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:14,560 What? Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of fun. Right, Jim? 89 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,940 Sure, don't you think... Pickle, pickle. 90 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,100 Is that hot? Not near. 91 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,230 that up to make myself look better. Oh. 92 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,590 Gee, I wonder where I learned that little trick. 93 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:02,950 Oh, from my lead singer in the band. 94 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:09,290 So I embellished a little bit. Everybody does it. It's harmless. Is it? 95 00:06:09,810 --> 00:06:12,270 Or is it just a slow descent into hell? 96 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:16,810 Honey, what's it going to be like keeping track of all your 97 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,530 Lies, building on lies. 98 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,570 You know, you're on a pretty high horse with someone who lies as often as you 99 00:06:22,570 --> 00:06:23,650 do. Cheryl. 100 00:06:24,349 --> 00:06:26,030 When I lie, I have legitimate reasons. 101 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,850 I either want something or want to get out of something. 102 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:34,850 But I would never lie to make myself look better in front of someone like 103 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,670 who, by the way, hit on me. 104 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:42,950 What? I'm just saying, when I took off my shirt, she was the only one that 105 00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:43,950 didn't turn her head. 106 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:50,390 Yellow. 107 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:53,250 Oh, hi. Hi, Mindy. Yeah. 108 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,000 Really? Are you sure? 109 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,520 Of course. My band would love to play for your engagement party. 110 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,660 Yes, Cheryl will sing because she's in the band. 111 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:10,680 Terrific. Fantastic. Thank you. 112 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:15,760 Keep your head and hands in the car on your slow descent into hell. 113 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,980 Maybe you should just call Mindy back and tell her why. 114 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:28,120 I can't. 115 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:30,500 She'll spread it through the family like a virus. 116 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:33,100 I'll be a laughingstock. Can you imagine? Me. 117 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:36,280 Dan and Andy are in my family, and I'll be the laughingstock. 118 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,820 All right. I guess I'll see you at rehearsal tomorrow. 119 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,480 One o 'clock. 120 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,140 And a new guy always brings a beer. 121 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,600 And also, we have a standing tradition that the new guy has to eat a 122 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:52,140 out of... You just bring the beer. 123 00:07:56,970 --> 00:08:01,910 Hey, John, how was that date last night? Oh, smoking, man. She had an incredible 124 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:06,350 set of... China. 125 00:08:07,810 --> 00:08:09,850 Oh, was it Wedgwood? 126 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:11,830 Actually, 127 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:13,510 I think it was Bone. 128 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:19,610 Bone. But I don't get it. 129 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:23,330 He nailed a girl with big knockers. Cookie? 130 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:31,820 You sure you want to do this? I mean, you're not really a professional singer, 131 00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:32,759 honey. 132 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:36,059 One phone call to Mindy and you can be out of this. No, no. 133 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,419 I'd rather face an audience than face Mindy. 134 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,740 Besides, you know, I sing in church. I've never gotten any complaints. 135 00:08:42,460 --> 00:08:43,460 All right. 136 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:44,680 Your call, baby. 137 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,920 All right. Story Monday, guys. Tony King. One, two, three. 138 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:53,080 You ruined that song for me. She's also ruined New Orleans. 139 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:56,620 Yeah. Are you really going to let Cheryl sing at the party tonight? 140 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,840 Andy, women are like children. 141 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,680 They don't learn their lessons until they see the error of their ways. 142 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,720 What about men? 143 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,200 Oh, we got to go to jail. 144 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:08,820 One more time. 145 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:10,680 Babe, please don't go. 146 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,640 Cheryl. Yeah? Cheryl, why don't you save your voice for the show? 147 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,060 Oh, good idea. 148 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,300 Great idea. 149 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,800 party over with. A couple days in Florida and I officially hate my life. 150 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,300 Hanging out with mom will do that to you. 151 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,340 Why is a girl as pretty as you not married? Are you gay? 152 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,060 I wear one flannel shirt and she tried to set me up with her waxing lady. 153 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,780 And then she went on and on about how great Mindy's wedding is going to be and 154 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,040 how successful her record producer fiance is. 155 00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,580 You know what? I'm glad I tore the labels off her medicines. 156 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,620 Midnight's Beyonce is a record producer? 157 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:55,220 Yeah, like Crocodile Records or something. Crocodile Records? 158 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,100 They do all the blues guys. 159 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:02,920 Andy, if he hears us and we're good, we may have a shot at the recording deal. 160 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:08,160 Wow. Hey, hey, for the album cover, let's get in a field stripped down 161 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,940 naked with daisies covering our business. 162 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,720 All we have to do is kick ass tonight. 163 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,900 Cheryl. 164 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,300 You can't let her sing. 165 00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:20,099 sing? Where? 166 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,500 At the engagement party with our band. 167 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,220 Okay, why would you do that? Cheryl's totally tone deaf. 168 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,219 No kidding. 169 00:11:26,220 --> 00:11:28,060 Haven't heard any dogs in the neighborhood lately, have you? 170 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,660 We've got to tell her. 171 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,220 She's gonna be so upset. 172 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,180 You do it. You're the husband. What? 173 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,360 Come on, you're blood. I just sleep with her. 174 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,440 Come on, Jim. 175 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:45,200 What's more important? Cheryl's happiness or our million to one shot at 176 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:46,200 deal? 177 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,300 Hey. 178 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,470 Did you guys hear me up there? Yeah. I was kicking. 179 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,770 Sweetie, sweetie, you know, I know you love singing. I do. 180 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:03,430 I do. I really do. You know, these last few days rehearsing with you guys have 181 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,870 been amazing. 182 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,690 I totally get why you love it so much. 183 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,210 So let's go to that party and rock back. 184 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,720 I prefer her crying to her singing. 185 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,660 Adina, the waxing lady, how did it go? Not dinner and a movie, no big deal. 186 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:32,220 Look 187 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:39,940 at 188 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:43,620 you. 189 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,600 Who knew that the little girl with the stammer would end up to be the lead 190 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,600 singer in a band? 191 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,479 Look at you. 192 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,060 The bedwet are all engaged. 193 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,500 Okay, then. I'm mingling. Okay. 194 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,120 I thought you were going to tell Cheryl in the car. 195 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,700 She was feeling too good. 196 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,140 Really, it's not a good time to do it. 197 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,560 How about when you told her to pump gas? 198 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,000 Hey, you better tell her quick. We're about to show our stuff to the record 199 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 producer. All right. 200 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,440 Fine. 201 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:21,830 Big grill keep on turning. 202 00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,510 Proud Mary keep on burning. 203 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:26,870 Rolling, rolling, rolling on a river. 204 00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:32,330 Doot, doot, doot, doot. Doot, doot, doot, doot. Doot, doot, doot, doot. 205 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:33,330 doot, doot, doot. 206 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:37,450 How you doing? I am pumped. 207 00:13:37,790 --> 00:13:40,670 You better be on your toes up there because I might throw in a couple of 208 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:41,890 doots if I'm feeling it. 209 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,910 Cheryl, I love you so much. I really do. 210 00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:50,770 And because I love you so much, I've got to tell you something. 211 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:52,290 What? 212 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:56,410 Cheryl, you don't sing very well. 213 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,550 I don't know what you're doing, but it's not singing. 214 00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,250 Uh -oh. I know what this is. 215 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:08,950 What? This is one of those band things where you rag each other, but you don't 216 00:14:08,950 --> 00:14:13,690 really mean it. Well, right back at you. You are a crappy harmonica player. 217 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:21,800 Cheryl, I didn't want to have to do this, but this is a tape of the 218 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,800 yesterday. 219 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:27,560 Is 220 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:35,340 that 221 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,099 really me? 222 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,080 Well, it's not Billie Holiday. 223 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,140 I suck. 224 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,340 Well, kind of. 225 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,740 Well, I'm sure people tried to tell you. 226 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:54,100 I'm sure they did, but just like the right notes in the song, you didn't hear 227 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,100 it. 228 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,440 I'm so embarrassed. 229 00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960 Wait a minute. 230 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,440 I've been rehearsing with you guys all week, and you wait till now to tell me? 231 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:08,600 Well, I was trying to teach you a little lesson about embellishment, but I just 232 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600 couldn't get through it. 233 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:10,720 Why? 234 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,700 Cheryl, I'm too terrific. 235 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,250 No. 236 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:18,950 Why? 237 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:25,390 Well, I found out that Mindy's fiancé is a record producer. 238 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,990 I'm doing it for the band, Cheryl. 239 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:31,250 And for you, too. I mean, you want to live in those rags the rest of your 240 00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,290 You want some new clothes? 241 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:33,830 Just leave you. 242 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:38,130 You set out to make me look like a fool, and now you're looking like you're 243 00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:40,170 saving me to save yourself from looking like a fool. 244 00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:41,930 And you made me pump gas. 245 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,360 Cheryl, I cannot help... if the gas tank is on a passenger side. 246 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,880 Blame Japan for that. 247 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:55,320 Jim, Cheryl, this is the Mr. and Mrs. Thaddeus Dempsey. Hello. 248 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,520 Hi, how are you? The whole party is abuzz about your group. 249 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,720 Oh, yeah. 250 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,600 I'm not going to be singing with the guys. 251 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,660 Oh, shock. Why? 252 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,760 Are we having a little stage fright? 253 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,280 That's what knocked you out of the district debate final. 254 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:15,580 I won. 255 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,600 You know what it is? I've got a little bit of a scratchy throat, and we're 256 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,100 opening up for a huge blues band next week. Really? Who? 257 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,060 Blind Limb Fats Jr. 258 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,540 I think I've heard them. 259 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,940 Yes, yes. Well, I am... now in an eternal funk about you not singing. 260 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:43,020 Oh, look, it's the Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Sinclairs. Come, Dempsey's, let's meet. 261 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:44,940 Cheryl! 262 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,840 What are you doing? You're embellishing again. 263 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,360 I'm not going to tell you the truth now. Why? 264 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,339 It's too embarrassing. 265 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:53,740 So what if it's embarrassing? 266 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,520 Who cares what other people think? 267 00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:59,140 Come on, I'm not afraid to make a fool out of myself. I know I'm no Mick 268 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:00,520 but I'm having a ball up there. 269 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,940 Well, that's true. 270 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,660 You're no Mick Jagger. 271 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:07,810 Your whole life you've been trying to measure up to Mindy. 272 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:11,490 I mean, you are like a million times better than her. 273 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,490 Are you getting tired of it? 274 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,430 Okay, everybody, settle down. 275 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,869 Bride -to -be talking now. 276 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:24,450 It's inspiring to see so many happy couples out there. 277 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:30,090 The Simons, the Drakes, the Johnstons, my single cousins Dana and Andy. 278 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,590 It's going to happen for you. 279 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,110 Dana, Dana, Dana. 280 00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:37,890 Save it for group. 281 00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:41,810 Enough of me. 282 00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,450 Who's ready to get their boogie on? 283 00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,930 Let's welcome Cousin Jim and the guys. 284 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,030 Hi. 285 00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:04,720 I don't... I actually have a scratchy throat. I'm perfectly healthy. 286 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,020 I'm just bad. 287 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,700 I can't sing. 288 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:16,580 And I'm not going to France. I've never made anything out of truffle. And that 289 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,380 Bavarian apple strudel? 290 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,560 Apple pie from a box. 291 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,380 You win. 292 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:34,920 I have something wonderful to tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, we'd 293 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:40,540 like to dedicate this first song to Mindy, the bride -to -be, and to her 294 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,040 Eric, who just happens to be a record producer. 295 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,140 And we just happen to be a band. 296 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:46,980 A record producer? 297 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,800 I'm an accountant at Crocodile Records. 298 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,440 Mindy, what have you been telling people? 299 00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,600 Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. 300 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,320 No, no, Mindy, you know what? Seriously. 301 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,640 This is nothing to be embarrassed about. 302 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,780 You want to see something embarrassing, watch this. 303 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:09,900 What are you doing? 304 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,260 I'm going to do the one thing Mindy can't do. 305 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800 I'm going to have fun. 306 00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:23,140 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome to the stage someone you're 307 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,480 going to forget after tonight. 308 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,290 She is... is gorgeous. 309 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,490 She is kind. 310 00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,630 She's mine, all mine. 311 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:38,630 Please welcome from Chicago, Illinois, in her full glory, Cheryl, my wife. 312 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:49,210 We have a little song here we'd like to send out to all the accountants out 313 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,210 there. 314 00:19:51,530 --> 00:19:55,470 This is a song we normally like to do nice and easy. 315 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,880 Real. Nice and easy. 316 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:03,300 But tonight, I'm thinking we're going to do this song rough. 317 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,160 Real rough. 318 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,020 Alright guys, kick it!