1 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,970 What do you mean he's gone? 2 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:17,580 Flynn has left The Library. 3 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:20,140 - But he's coming back, right? - No. 4 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:21,450 He always comes back. 5 00:00:21,450 --> 00:00:22,910 I mean, he leaves, he makes everybody crazy, 6 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,150 - but then he comes back. - Not this time. 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,380 What makes you so sure? 8 00:00:26,390 --> 00:00:28,790 Because he's never resigned before. 9 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:30,490 You don't think he's off with Nicole, do you? 10 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,160 - Why would you say that? - Sorry. 11 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:34,890 He's not off with Nicole, he's off because of Nicole. 12 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,830 Because what The Library did to her, 13 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:38,260 because The Library lied to him. 14 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:41,030 Or because of something Darrington Dare said to him. 15 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:45,000 He told Flynn that there could only be one Librarian at a time. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,370 He said if there were ever any more than one, 17 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:49,210 eventually they would all try and kill one another. 18 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:51,480 He said it happened once before and it led to the Dark Ages. 19 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,480 And if we continue with more than one Librarian, 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,120 at some point we'll meet an equally horrible fate. 21 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,120 He did the only noble thing. 22 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,720 He's not about to ask one of us to quit, 23 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,820 - so he lead by example. - Which means what? 24 00:01:02,820 --> 00:01:06,260 That of the three of us left... 25 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:07,720 two more need to resign. 26 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:21,610 I mean, now that I don't have the tumor 27 00:01:21,610 --> 00:01:23,740 and the threat of death hanging over my head, 28 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:26,740 I have... wondered what a normal life 29 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,880 outside The Library might be like. 30 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,780 And I always thought that I'd fall in love, 31 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:32,380 maybe settle down. 32 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:35,420 I mean, staying here, that would be giving that up. 33 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:38,390 Guys, it's gonna be all right. 34 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,690 You two should just quit 35 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:41,630 and I should be the one true Librarian. 36 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:42,730 It just makes sense. 37 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:44,260 - No! - Are you kidding me? 38 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,930 (ALL CLAMORING) 39 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:48,200 Why are you yelling? 40 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,770 - (JENKINS COUGHS) - Jenkins, are you okay? 41 00:01:50,770 --> 00:01:52,370 I don't think I've ever seen you sick before. 42 00:01:52,370 --> 00:01:55,740 Mm, that's because I've never been sick before. 43 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,610 How do you mortal... 44 00:01:57,610 --> 00:02:02,610 us mortals deal with being... mortal? 45 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:04,350 (JENKINS COUGHS) 46 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,120 One has to sleep and eat. 47 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,350 What's the deal with poop? 48 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:09,420 It's too much. 49 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,290 Uh, maybe you should just quit, too. 50 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,160 I mean, Baird and I can handle the Library stuff. 51 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,890 - It's fine. - Nobody's putting you in charge, Jones. 52 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:17,300 - If anybody stays... - What? 53 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,730 I guess it's got to be me. 54 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:20,000 Why wouldn't it be me? 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,470 When it comes to magical knowledge, 56 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:22,730 I'm as close to Jenkins as... 57 00:02:22,740 --> 00:02:25,740 I am The Librarian! I will miss you! 58 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:28,170 No one is quitting the Library. 59 00:02:28,170 --> 00:02:29,340 What about Flynn? 60 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:33,810 Flynn was wrong, okay? 61 00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:36,150 The Library invited each of you. 62 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:40,420 And as far as I know, The Library has not rescinded any of those invitations! 63 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,850 That doesn't bother you? 64 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:46,160 That Flynn's gone? 65 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,790 Even a little bit? 66 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,360 We need to stick together. 67 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,900 We need to get back to work. 68 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,970 We need to get back to who we are. 69 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,610 Just dig in here... and get going. 70 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:05,540 Salvation through action. 71 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:08,210 Oh, ho, ho! 72 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:12,920 And I think I found exactly what we're looking for. 73 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,820 ♪ Summer camp is tons of fun ♪ 74 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,360 Team building camp? 75 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,690 Robbie Bender's Team Building Camp. 76 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:21,890 ♪ So shout out, cheer, summer's here ♪ 77 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:25,500 "World's most successful corporate team building consultant. 78 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,370 From Silicon Valley entrepreneurs 79 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,130 to professional sports teams, 80 00:03:29,130 --> 00:03:32,470 Robbie Bender has taught every kind of team how to meet the challenge 81 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:34,970 of being a winning organization." 82 00:03:34,970 --> 00:03:37,940 - Yeah! - Oh, I hate camp. 83 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,380 In fact, I'm gonna just try and meet the challenge 84 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:42,310 this weekend of getting as much sleep as possible. 85 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:44,180 Starting now. 86 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,680 The Clipping Book didn't give us one clue 87 00:03:46,690 --> 00:03:48,290 of why it's sending us here? 88 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:50,990 Maybe it's karma. Maybe it could sense that we needed it. 89 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:52,620 No, the book doesn't work like that. 90 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,890 Something must be going on for it to send us there. 91 00:03:54,890 --> 00:03:57,500 And while we're there, we're not just going to investigate, 92 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:58,900 we're gonna participate. 93 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,130 It's time our team 94 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:01,530 to be a team again! 95 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:04,740 I love camp. I've never been. 96 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:06,900 You love it, you never been? 97 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,990 ♪ Summer camp is tons of fun ♪ 98 00:04:20,990 --> 00:04:23,420 What? What? 99 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:25,590 ♪ Get ready for lots of sun ♪ 100 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:28,430 - I am gonna love camp! - ♪ Summer's here ♪ 101 00:04:28,430 --> 00:04:33,500 ♪ And camp's the best part of the year ♪ 102 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,430 ♪ Summer camp is tons of fun ♪ 103 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,870 ♪ Get ready for lots of sun ♪ 104 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:42,670 ♪ So shout out, cheer, summer's here ♪ 105 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:46,280 ♪ Camp's the best part of the year ♪ 106 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:48,110 I thought people were sent to places like this 107 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:50,010 when they've done something wrong. 108 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,350 The Libris Corporation, am I right? 109 00:04:51,350 --> 00:04:52,520 - Yes! - (CHUCKLES) 110 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,150 Thanks for squeezing us in last-minute. 111 00:04:54,150 --> 00:04:55,390 You guys got lucky. 112 00:04:55,390 --> 00:04:57,420 The Barriston Industries group had to cancel. 113 00:04:57,420 --> 00:04:58,760 Hostile takeover. 114 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,090 Should have come to us sooner. (CHUCKLES) 115 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:02,730 Like an old familiar song 116 00:05:02,730 --> 00:05:04,130 or a nostalgic memory, 117 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:07,770 being at camp reignites a special part of us. 118 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:09,230 Over the course of this weekend, 119 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,240 we will have a number of inter-team contests 120 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:16,040 to see who it is who is best at adopting the B.T.T. principles. 121 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,510 I'm Robbie Bender, 122 00:05:17,510 --> 00:05:20,410 this is my transformational system 123 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,810 of personality unity. 124 00:05:22,810 --> 00:05:24,350 Welcome to Camp! 125 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:28,450 - Whoo! - (APPLAUSE) 126 00:05:28,450 --> 00:05:30,120 Please. Thank you. 127 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,820 Everything you do here at camp will be designed 128 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:36,430 to strengthen your abilities to work together. 129 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:39,700 First team to reach their cabin wins! 130 00:05:42,270 --> 00:05:43,530 Doesn't say where our cabin is. 131 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,500 You have been given your assignments, 132 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:48,140 but only if you can work together. 133 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:50,780 I usually like to start at the back 134 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:52,580 and work my way up. 135 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:54,050 It's a game! 136 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:55,710 Bring it in, bring it in, we got this, we got this. 137 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,780 - What to do? What to do? - It's in that weird syntax. 138 00:05:57,780 --> 00:05:59,950 "You've been given your assignments." That means something. 139 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,720 Given. What have we been given? 140 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,250 - The brochures? - Start from the back. 141 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,760 Read the back, read the back... 142 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,890 Let me see yours. Yes, that's it. Look at this. 143 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:08,390 This word right here, okay? In the small print. 144 00:06:08,390 --> 00:06:10,530 Mine says, "By being energized." 145 00:06:10,530 --> 00:06:11,900 His says... what does yours say, man? 146 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:13,460 His says, "By being unwavering." 147 00:06:13,470 --> 00:06:15,230 - "Loyal." - Mine's "bold." 148 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:18,040 Energized, unwavering, loyal, bold. 149 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,100 First letters E-U-L-B. 150 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,240 Guys, shouldn't we be looking for, like, an artifact or a mystery? 151 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,040 - B-L-U-E. - Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue! 152 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,840 - Blue! It's the blue cabin! - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 153 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:29,150 Aah! 154 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:30,750 (ALL SHOUTING) 155 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,690 High-five! 156 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,260 (CHEERING) 157 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,570 Winning is a result. 158 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:52,570 Team building is a process. 159 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,410 I always like to say that the most important decision you can make 160 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:57,780 every day is to be in a good mood. 161 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:00,110 - Yeah, so did Voltaire. - Ooh. 162 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:02,850 Now today, we are celebrating 163 00:07:02,850 --> 00:07:06,550 our six-month anniversary here at Camp B.T.T. 164 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:09,090 And because of our unprecedented record, 165 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:11,660 100% success rate, 166 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:15,760 we are preparing to expand our campus. 167 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,060 Sally, take it away! 168 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,700 Whoo! Yeah! 169 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,970 (CHEERING) 170 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:29,440 Now, a forest is not made up of individual trees, 171 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,880 it is one organism. 172 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,080 A team. 173 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,480 The root systems of Aspen Groves 174 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,150 are literally interconnected. 175 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:39,580 That is why we chose this site. 176 00:07:39,580 --> 00:07:41,090 And speaking of our team, 177 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:44,320 I want to welcome our staff to the stage! 178 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,790 Come on down, guys! 179 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:49,090 - (CHEERING) - Here they are. 180 00:07:50,030 --> 00:07:54,160 Whoo! Yeah! 181 00:07:57,770 --> 00:08:01,910 Now, they will be here to assist with our program, 182 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,510 to rebuild, 183 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:06,940 to reshape, to refresh. 184 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:09,480 Our program begins this evening 185 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,580 after dinner with a campfire marshmallow roast 186 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:14,090 at Teepee Hill. 187 00:08:14,090 --> 00:08:16,220 - (CHEERING) - Yeah! 188 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:20,260 Whoo! All right! Yeah! Whoo! 189 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:21,820 Come on. 190 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:30,100 Long before the white man stepped foot in these lands, 191 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:34,140 the local people believed this forest to be haunted. 192 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:36,310 They called it "duhubite", 193 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:39,140 which in Shoshone means "Hell." 194 00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:42,610 Mm, no. It means "black" or "dark." 195 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,550 So upon their arrival, 196 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:48,950 the first settlers to step into these woods 197 00:08:48,950 --> 00:08:52,420 were beset... by ghosts! 198 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:55,330 (LAUGHS) 199 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,230 (SCREAMING) 200 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,860 (LAUGHS) 201 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,430 Really, Cassandra? 202 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,070 WOMAN: Hey, Sally? 203 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:09,010 I noticed when the Menford Electric group arrived, 204 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:10,010 there were eight of them. 205 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,780 Now there's only six. 206 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:13,080 Yeah, that happens. 207 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,850 Bender calls them the weak links, 208 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:16,110 says it's good they're gone. 209 00:09:16,110 --> 00:09:18,920 It keeps our success record perfect. 210 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,180 They just disappear? 211 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:21,920 Well, vanished. 212 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,390 How many times has that happened? 213 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,990 Okay, you didn't hear this from me, 214 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:29,390 but at least a dozen since I've been here. 215 00:09:30,690 --> 00:09:32,530 Really is pretty weird. 216 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:34,330 No one even sees them leave. 217 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:36,630 Just... gone. 218 00:09:41,870 --> 00:09:43,440 Guys... 219 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,910 I think I know why the Clipping Book sent us here. 220 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,270 ROBBIE OVER BULLHORN: The plank race 221 00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:56,710 is the first test of your team's cohesiveness. 222 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:59,410 Remember, like Robbie Bender said, 223 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:01,410 it's not about winning, it's about the process. 224 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,250 It's about getting back to that... 225 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,780 Old-timey feeling. 226 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,090 Commitment! 227 00:10:06,090 --> 00:10:07,690 Commitment... to each other. 228 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,090 Are you sure you're talking about us? 229 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,920 Guys, we got this, okay? 230 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,390 On three, "Libris." One, two, three, Libris! 231 00:10:13,390 --> 00:10:14,460 - Libris! - Libris. 232 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,860 Okay, on three. Jones? 233 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,030 All right, it's okay! 234 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,200 It's okay, we got this. Let's go! 235 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,670 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 236 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,000 Ah! I really hate that whistle! 237 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,100 The team that goes fastest 238 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,710 is the team that can work together 239 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,810 with the best coordination. 240 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,210 All right, I should be in back. Stone, you get in front. 241 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:35,080 ROBBIE: Remember, this event will reward the team 242 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,250 that can act as one organism. 243 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,890 That can feed off one hive mind. 244 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:44,490 No me-firsters need apply! 245 00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:45,590 Get ready. 246 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:46,690 One organism. 247 00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:48,030 - Hive mind. - Okay. 248 00:10:48,030 --> 00:10:50,760 ROBBIE: Get set, go! 249 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,860 (WHISTLE BLOWING RHYTHMICALLY) 250 00:10:51,870 --> 00:10:53,700 Left foot, huh! Right foot, huh! 251 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,140 One, two, three, four... 252 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,440 Come on, guys pick it up! 253 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,010 I feel like a caterpillar! 254 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:00,970 On a triple macchiato! 255 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:03,680 BAIRD: Come on, guys! Two, push! 256 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,780 Push! One, two... 257 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:06,150 Did she just say, "mush?" 258 00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:07,810 Together! Follow me! 259 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:08,980 That's right. 260 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,520 - Go! - (LAUGHS) 261 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,390 ...three, four! One, two, three four. 262 00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:15,450 One, two... 263 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,890 - No, no, no, no! - Yeah! 264 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,330 Yeah! 265 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,030 - No. - Way to go, team. 266 00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,960 (GROANS) 267 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,460 You guys! 268 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:26,530 Don't you even care about winning? 269 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:27,730 I thought it wasn't about winning. 270 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,870 It's not, it's about caring. 271 00:11:29,870 --> 00:11:32,840 Are we forgetting that we're supposed to be solving a mystery? 272 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,110 I mean, everyone here is turning into teenagers. 273 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,140 When did I become the adult? 274 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,140 You're right. 275 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:39,410 It's elective time, 276 00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:41,310 and I'm gonna go find out what's up... 277 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:43,380 with the Helmridge Group. 278 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:49,390 Hey. That was the counselor that was talking about the disappearing people. 279 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:52,120 - I'll see what I can find out. - No, no, no, I got it. 280 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:54,890 Arts and creativity, language arts. 281 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,360 Guys, hello? 282 00:11:57,860 --> 00:12:01,530 Which means you and I have elective time! 283 00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:05,340 So the idea that creativity flows from the individual ego 284 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:08,410 is challenged by group creations of Sanskrit poets, 285 00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:11,210 African tribal art. 286 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,780 But in the modern world, 287 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,280 often team members won't contribute 288 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,480 because of... 289 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,990 ...fear. 290 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,150 Nerves. 291 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,190 The ability to relax in stressful a situation 292 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:27,330 is key to unleashing creativity. 293 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:30,200 Often, to relax, I think of a poem. 294 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,930 A lullaby. 295 00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:34,700 "Golden slumbers kiss your eyes. 296 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,240 Smiles awake you when you rise. 297 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,610 Sleep, pretty wantons, do not cry..." 298 00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:42,410 "And I will sing a lullaby. 299 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:47,110 Rock them, rock them, lullaby." 300 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,950 Why, yes. 301 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:51,980 That's right. 302 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:55,050 Thomas Dekker? 303 00:12:55,060 --> 00:12:58,360 You're a fan of 17th century poetry? 304 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,860 Actually, I'm a Beatles fan. 305 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,030 When I found out they used one of his poems, I looked him up. 306 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,200 Right. 307 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,430 Kind of fell in love with his writing. 308 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,240 Made me want to write. 309 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,070 Changed my life. 310 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,600 Love can do that. 311 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,180 It's true. 312 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,880 Love is magical. 313 00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,720 Do you believe in magic? 314 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,450 Actually, I do. 315 00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:28,450 Good. 316 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:31,760 'Cause I don't think I'd like you as much if you didn't. 317 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:36,490 Are you teaching another class today? 318 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,630 I think I'm gonna go back to my cabin for a nap. 319 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,940 Maybe I'll see you this afternoon. 320 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,240 I'm not taking a side. 321 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,340 I'm just saying our firm has represented lawsuits 322 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,980 around deforesting. 323 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:54,680 You have to have an environmental impact study done 324 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,280 before you commit to expanding the camp. 325 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,420 You know what, Duke? 326 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:01,050 Your team went down 15 minutes ago. 327 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,620 You should've been with them. 328 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,920 Okay, Ezekiel, it's your turn. 329 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:19,140 Woohoo! You did it! Yes! 330 00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:20,710 Okay, Ezekiel. We got you. 331 00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,240 Wasn't that great? 332 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,080 Yeah. Usually when I'm doing that, 333 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,750 there are prized jewels for me to steal on the other side. 334 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,210 What is the point in all this? 335 00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:29,520 It's fun! 336 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,680 Camp fun! Fun fun. 337 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,190 (LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 338 00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,220 This is not fun for me. This is work. 339 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,990 And speaking of work, we should be out there hunting for clues, 340 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,790 and we're not gonna find any messing around here. 341 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,500 MAN: Hey, where did he go? 342 00:14:59,780 --> 00:15:02,650 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 343 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,100 Oh, my God, are you all right? 344 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,870 Yeah. Yeah. 345 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,700 What were you doing up there? 346 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,100 You said you were gonna take a nap, 347 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,040 so I thought that I would just, um... 348 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,340 check out the trees. 349 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,940 Oh. 350 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:31,110 Me, too. 351 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,940 Would you want to do it together? 352 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:41,790 Sure. 353 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,760 - Mm. - Sounds fun. 354 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,930 (BEEPING) 355 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:57,000 Right through there. Looks good. 356 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,670 All right, I want to make sure 357 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,010 we cover this whole area, people. 358 00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:01,610 Don't miss a spot. 359 00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:04,480 Who are these guys? 360 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,440 Military-grade locks? 361 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:41,810 (ALARM BEEPING) 362 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,770 MAN: Hold it right there... 363 00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:08,710 Colonel Eve Baird. 364 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,520 So, the great Colonel Eve Baird trips 365 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,690 our motion sensor 366 00:17:17,690 --> 00:17:19,190 and now is caught. 367 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,460 Maybe not so great after all. 368 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,790 You've heard of me? 369 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:24,960 That's all we ever hear about. 370 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,830 "Eve Baird wouldn't have done it that way. 371 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:28,700 Eve Baird would have figured it out by now. 372 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,800 Eve Baird wouldn't have driven into the swamp." 373 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,570 You know, I'm so sick of hearing about you! 374 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,800 You guys aren't from a hedge fund. 375 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,410 Duh! 376 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:40,940 DOSA. 377 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:44,580 Agent Tannen, Department of Statistical Anomalies. 378 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:45,710 What are you guys doing here? 379 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,050 What are you guys doing here? 380 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,480 That's what we're trying to figure out. 381 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,920 We know there must be some kind of magical anomaly 382 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,350 or the Library wouldn't have sent us. 383 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,890 Don't play coy with me, Baird. 384 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:54,190 You broke into our cabin. 385 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:55,660 You knew exactly who we are. 386 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:56,790 Honestly, I didn't. 387 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,130 But now that I do, 388 00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,760 let's work together and try and figure out 389 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,230 why these people keep disappearing. 390 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,800 People are disappearing? 391 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,330 Seriously, you've been here for three months 392 00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:07,000 and didn't know that people were disappearing? 393 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,870 Well, yeah, we knew. 394 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,770 You... you just tell us what you know. 395 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,570 That is everything I know! 396 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,840 Our mystery is trying to figure out what the mystery is. 397 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,610 Oh, you are clever, Baird. 398 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:19,210 But we're not falling for your playing dumb ploy. 399 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,380 We're on the same team, Tannen. 400 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,680 No. 401 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,120 Our team is in here. 402 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,860 And your team... is out there. 403 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:39,030 So, do you make a habit of following people? 404 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,000 I do when they say they're gonna take a nap 405 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,030 and sneak off into the woods. 406 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:44,300 (CHUCKLES) 407 00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,380 You said you believed in magic. 408 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,590 Is that true or were you just flirting? 409 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,460 Well, I... 410 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,530 I mean, romance and magic, they kind of go together, don't they? 411 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:03,260 I don't know why, but I feel like I can trust you. 412 00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,560 You can. 413 00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:06,330 I'm not a creative expressions teacher. 414 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,440 Yeah, I kind of figured that when you mispronounced 415 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,240 your favorite Russian muralist. 416 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,570 Yeah. 417 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,340 I'm not a very good liar. 418 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:21,250 But I am a good reporter. 419 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,820 At least, I was before I got fired. 420 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,850 What'd you get fired for? 421 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:30,020 Look, I'm not crazy. 422 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,660 I'm not a conspiracy nut. 423 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,790 I don't believe in UFOs. 424 00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:37,260 But there have been enough incidents in the last several years 425 00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:40,030 to make a real case for magic existing in our world 426 00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,970 and for people using that magic 427 00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,500 for their own personal gains. 428 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,170 So you wrote about it? 429 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,870 I tried. 430 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,280 I was laughed right out of the newsroom. 431 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,080 I lost my job, 432 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,810 my reputation, 433 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:56,120 everything I had worked so hard for. 434 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,550 They fired you for writing about magic? 435 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:03,390 They fired me because I wrote about The Library. 436 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,560 (SCOFFS) 437 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,800 I discovered a secret society, decades, maybe centuries old, 438 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,200 that houses and procures magical artifacts 439 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,870 called "The Library." 440 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,900 I know how all that sounds. 441 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:20,440 And you think The Library is here in the forest? 442 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,440 I uncovered a secret black ops organization 443 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,950 within the U.S. government called DOSA. 444 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:29,720 My sources tell me they work hand in hand with The Library. 445 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,120 And you think they're at this camp? 446 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,120 I intercepted an internal communication. 447 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,160 I figure if they're here, maybe they can lead me to The Library. 448 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,060 If I can prove that The Library exists, 449 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:41,760 I would be completely vindicated. 450 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,100 I could show them I'm not a lunatic. 451 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,470 I'm sorry. 452 00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:51,100 I said too much. 453 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,840 I'm so sorry. 454 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,670 (STAMMERS) 455 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,620 Damn splinter. 456 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,620 (ETHEREAL WHOOSHING) 457 00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:16,130 This is bloody hard. 458 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:17,600 Don't get frustrated. 459 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,770 Here, have a drink. 460 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,470 Did you hear another camper vanished? 461 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:25,610 Probably one of those me-firsters. 462 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:26,810 Did you hear that? 463 00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:29,580 Another one. (YAWNS) Sorry. 464 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,040 I'm just really tired. I think it's the altitude. 465 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:34,210 Maybe you should go back to our cabin and take a nap. 466 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,620 What are you up to? 467 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,150 Nothing. 468 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,490 I just want you to feel better 469 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:44,220 so we can solve mysteries together. 470 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,560 Right? Go! Go, go, go. 471 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,430 Go, go. Take a nap. 472 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:12,150 ♪ Summer camp is tons of fun ♪ 473 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:15,090 ♪ Get ready for lots of sun ♪ 474 00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:16,320 - ♪ So shout out, cheer ♪ - Cassandra! 475 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,360 ♪ Summer's here ♪ 476 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,930 ♪ And camp's the best part of the year ♪ 477 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,460 It's not funny! 478 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,430 It's funny. It is very funny. 479 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:27,530 What the hell is the matter with you? 480 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,970 Does this camp just sap everybody's maturity or something? 481 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:33,110 Oh, come on, it's just a prank. 482 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:34,910 You gave me a sleeping potion. 483 00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:38,580 Just a little minor magic spell from Dr. Malifici's 484 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,080 little book of little white spells. 485 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,210 What are you doing, Cassandra? 486 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:42,650 Do you think I like this? 487 00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:44,850 I mean, don't you? Come on, just a little bit? 488 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:47,790 No! Why would you think that? 489 00:22:47,790 --> 00:22:50,060 The movies. 490 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:51,090 Like, camp movies. 491 00:22:51,090 --> 00:22:52,560 I mean, pranks. 492 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,190 Everybody laughs. 493 00:22:55,260 --> 00:22:56,930 This is your problem, Cassandra. 494 00:22:56,930 --> 00:22:58,360 You've never lived in the real world. 495 00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:01,270 You've only experienced everyday life in fiction. 496 00:23:01,270 --> 00:23:04,940 Your world has been studying and The Library. 497 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,910 You actually have no idea 498 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:10,240 what normal people do or think or like! 499 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,250 Maybe you're right. 500 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,080 Maybe I don't know what normal life is. 501 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,720 Yeah? Well, maybe you ought to find out! 502 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,050 - Aah! - Oh! 503 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:23,890 (LAUGHS) 504 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,840 What is that? 505 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,770 Can't get this damned splinter. 506 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,700 (LAUGHING) 507 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:07,000 (MAN YELLING) 508 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,640 (SLITHERING, GROWLING) 509 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,580 You guys aren't gonna believe what I have to tell you! 510 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,180 You're not going to believe what I have to show you! 511 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:21,050 - The guys in that cabin... - This briefcase... 512 00:24:21,050 --> 00:24:23,950 - ...they're DOSA! - Hey! 513 00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:25,880 You guys are not gonna believe this. 514 00:24:27,290 --> 00:24:28,690 So what do we know? 515 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:29,960 Well, we know the Clipping Book sent us here, 516 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,090 but we don't know why. 517 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:32,760 We know that people are disappearing. 518 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,900 Yanked away mysteriously by a bunch of vines and branches. 519 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,060 And DOSA knows something 520 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,800 that the Clipping Book didn't tell us. 521 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,630 So these people who are disappearing, 522 00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:42,070 why them? 523 00:24:42,070 --> 00:24:46,070 More importantly, who is making them disappear? 524 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,410 May I have your attention, please? 525 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:50,040 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. 526 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,880 I have an announcement of another departure 527 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,450 of a weak link. 528 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:59,290 A camper from the Kellog team, Duke Kellog, has left us. 529 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,990 Apparently, he felt... what did he say? 530 00:25:01,990 --> 00:25:04,090 "Suppressed by all the team talk." 531 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,030 Ego, right? 532 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,700 You are so better off without him. 533 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,900 No me-firsters! 534 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,300 I will see you later! 535 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,300 All right! 536 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,230 Whoo! 537 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,700 Duke Kellog? 538 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:18,270 The initials on the suitcase were D.K. 539 00:25:18,270 --> 00:25:19,710 Who throws their luggage in a pond 540 00:25:19,710 --> 00:25:21,470 before they split for home? 541 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,510 I think we have a suspect. 542 00:25:27,790 --> 00:25:29,190 We need five minutes. 543 00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:30,830 - Ten tops. - Okay. 544 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,630 - I don't know about this. - Follow my lead. 545 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,800 Remember, I've seen "Band Camp" four times. 546 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,020 Good morning, Camp Director Bender! 547 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,120 Not my title, but good morning. 548 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,950 Are you enjoying your B.T.T. experience? 549 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,990 Absolutely! 550 00:25:44,990 --> 00:25:47,360 We have an idea, though, how you can make it 551 00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,530 a little bit more amazing. 552 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:51,730 Really? Well, I'd ask you into my office, 553 00:25:51,730 --> 00:25:53,400 but I'm doing a little reorganizing right now... 554 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,670 Actually, we were hoping you could 555 00:25:54,670 --> 00:25:56,130 come with us to the amphitheater. 556 00:25:56,140 --> 00:25:57,870 Oh, I'm sorry, champ. 557 00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:59,000 I really need to get in there... 558 00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:00,340 You know what? This retreat 559 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:03,110 it's really changed our lives. 560 00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,680 You know, we feel empowered, 561 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,250 more in sync with our team, 562 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,880 in sync with nature. 563 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,020 And we as Libris Corp would like to give back. 564 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:15,850 Give? 565 00:26:15,860 --> 00:26:17,820 You know what? Maybe I could spare you a few. 566 00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:20,960 - Great. Come with me. - (LAUGHS) 567 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,850 Thank you, Mr. Jones. 568 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:44,680 BAIRD: We're looking for anything we can find on missing campers. 569 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,790 You see, Mr. Bender, 570 00:26:51,790 --> 00:26:55,430 this may be the greatest team-building exercise of all, 571 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:58,460 because even during a solo performance, 572 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:01,200 the rest of the team functions as stage managers, 573 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,970 as background musicians, 574 00:27:02,970 --> 00:27:05,740 all working together to fulfill that one person's vision 575 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:07,640 until it's their turn. 576 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,110 A talent show? 577 00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,610 You're pitching me a talent show? 578 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,350 What is more summer camp than that? 579 00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:15,310 ROBBIE: I thought that Libris Corp was perhaps 580 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,650 interested in investing in this beautiful... 581 00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,920 We went to talent camp when we were kids. 582 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,450 - Changed our lives. - May we? 583 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,020 (PLAYS NOTE) 584 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,560 A lot of correspondence with elected officials. 585 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,030 Up until a few months ago, 586 00:27:27,030 --> 00:27:28,660 this place was government-owned camp. 587 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,930 A no-go area. 588 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:34,070 Testimonials, success stories... 589 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,900 ugh! 590 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,770 Ugh, I can't find anything on missing people. 591 00:27:37,770 --> 00:27:42,370 - (ETHEREAL WHOOSHING) - VOICE: Help us. Help us. 592 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:45,610 Stone? Stone! 593 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:46,980 - Yeah. - What's the matter? 594 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:48,150 Hmm? 595 00:27:48,150 --> 00:27:50,220 It's like you were gone there for a minute. 596 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:54,320 Well, you see, I keep hearing some... 597 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,420 might be an inner ear thing. 598 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:58,160 Or maybe pining over a girl? 599 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,660 - What? - We don't need any distractions! 600 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:03,500 We need to focus on the job. 601 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:06,260 Maybe we are becoming obsessed with the job 602 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:09,000 so that we don't have to deal with our personal lives. 603 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,140 What are you talking about? 604 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,840 I'm talking about maybe we forgot 605 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,870 that we are individuals. 606 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:16,910 I'm just trying to keep this thing together. 607 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:18,480 I'm just looking for some team commitment. 608 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,010 It doesn't feel like you're trying to build a team. 609 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:23,350 It feels like you're... 610 00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:25,620 like... you're trying to fill a void. 611 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:30,920 What are you talking about? 612 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,730 I'm talking about the elephant that is... 613 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:40,970 not in the room. 614 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:47,640 I took Flynn back every time. 615 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,880 He left again without saying a word. 616 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,280 That's not even about commitment. 617 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,610 That's about common courtesy! 618 00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:53,980 I'm done! 619 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,430 Well, I guess we found our missing campers. 620 00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,600 - Oh, dear God. - (EZEKIEL PLAYING KAZOO) 621 00:29:17,140 --> 00:29:18,870 Oh, okay. Thank you. 622 00:29:18,870 --> 00:29:22,710 I've really just got to be somewhere... else. 623 00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,440 Anywhere else, really. 624 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,810 (BLOWS KAZOO) 625 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,610 You guys start on the files. I'll catch up. 626 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:31,520 I got to talk to somebody. 627 00:29:34,290 --> 00:29:35,820 Great work today. 628 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:38,990 Hi. 629 00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,530 I need to talk to you. 630 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:45,030 I haven't been completely honest with you. 631 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:48,470 Is there somewhere we can go and talk in private? 632 00:29:50,770 --> 00:29:52,040 Please? 633 00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:02,010 So what is it you wanted to tell me? 634 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:06,750 Listen, I'm sorry. 635 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,750 You opened up to me and... 636 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,420 you told me your secrets. 637 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:13,460 I figured I scared you off. 638 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:15,460 No, not the way you think. 639 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,100 What do you mean? 640 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,460 I'm not who you think I am. 641 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:21,630 And I want to be honest with you. 642 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,700 If you... ow! 643 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,640 (STIFLED GROANING) 644 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,640 What is that? 645 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,410 It's just a damn splinter, but it's... 646 00:30:33,410 --> 00:30:36,380 it's crazy how much it hurts. 647 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:40,120 - (ETHEREAL WHOOSHING) - VOICE: Help us. Help us. 648 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,760 - Jake? Jake? - Help us. Help us. 649 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,660 - Help... - Jake, what's happening? 650 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,830 Run! 651 00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:51,160 Jake! 652 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,930 Jake! Jake! 653 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,800 You're sure this is where he was taken? 654 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,970 Yes, it grabbed him right here and dragged him away. 655 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,790 The dirt is disturbed around the roots, but 656 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,520 it's hard-packed, like they've submerged. 657 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,750 We've looked all over this area. There's no signs of a struggle. 658 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,090 So where did it take him? 659 00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:14,520 JENKINS: The Devil's Forest. 660 00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,570 Devil's Forest? 661 00:31:15,570 --> 00:31:17,220 I was doing some cross-referencing 662 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,280 between the Clipping Book back file 663 00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:20,950 and the historical deep dive, 664 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:22,520 as far back as the Lewis and Clark expedition. 665 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,720 Seems that there have been dozens of disappearances 666 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:27,030 in what was called the "Devil Forest," 667 00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:28,590 in the words of Meriwether Lewis. 668 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:32,160 And, interestingly, located very near where you are now. 669 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,430 So people have been vanishing here 670 00:31:33,430 --> 00:31:35,430 - for over 100 years? - Or more. 671 00:31:35,430 --> 00:31:37,700 But Bender's only been here for six months, so he can't be involved. 672 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:40,010 Unless Bender is an immortal. 673 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:41,910 And taking souls to extend his own life. 674 00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:44,210 Immortals? Taking souls? 675 00:31:44,210 --> 00:31:46,040 It's possible. 676 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,800 Purveyors of dark magic have often 677 00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:50,020 exchanged longevity for human sacrifices. 678 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:51,550 How is this connected to the forest? 679 00:31:51,550 --> 00:31:54,090 Native Americans believed that there was a central tree, 680 00:31:54,090 --> 00:31:56,820 a grandfather tree, if you will, 681 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:59,490 from which all other forests derived. 682 00:31:59,490 --> 00:32:01,090 They believed that if that tree fell, 683 00:32:01,090 --> 00:32:04,000 all the forests of the world would die. 684 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,330 Bender did mention something 685 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:07,100 about the inter-connectivity of the forest. 686 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,700 There are new theories about fungi living in the soil 687 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,100 and functioning as a brain for the entire forest. 688 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:13,300 So the woods around the tree come to life to protect it 689 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:14,640 from potential dangers? 690 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,640 And Bender's using it to take out his enemies. 691 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,210 There he is. There's Bender! Bender! 692 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,980 - Bender! - You're not going anywhere, Bender! 693 00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,350 What'd you do with our friend? 694 00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:24,950 I don't know what you're talking about. 695 00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,550 Someone I care for a great deal was taken by your forest. 696 00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:29,150 And you're gonna tell me everything you know. 697 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,120 Am I clear? 698 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,560 Okay, look, in all honestly, 699 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,960 I don't know what's happening here either. 700 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,330 I'm as freaked out as anybody. 701 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:38,230 We found Kellog's luggage in the lake! 702 00:32:38,230 --> 00:32:39,330 I was trying to cover up! 703 00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:40,670 What else was I supposed to do? 704 00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,370 So you just decided to hide evidence? 705 00:32:42,370 --> 00:32:43,970 Let people's families and coworkers 706 00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:45,140 think they just took off? 707 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:46,600 Please, I know. 708 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:48,770 I should have called the authorities, but said what? 709 00:32:48,770 --> 00:32:50,280 What, there's living trees? 710 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:51,610 No one would've believed me. 711 00:32:51,610 --> 00:32:53,650 There's something evil happening in this forest. 712 00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:56,680 It's something unnatural. 713 00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,020 No more games, Tannen. 714 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,520 We want to know everything you know now. 715 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,790 And why would we help you? 716 00:33:00,790 --> 00:33:02,450 Because whatever it is out there 717 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,820 just took one of my people. 718 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,980 What is it? 719 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,650 A map of the Devil's Forest. 720 00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:16,380 It was drawn up by the original Lewis and Clark expedition. 721 00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:18,320 They reported anomalous activity 722 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,650 to President Thomas Jefferson in 1806. 723 00:33:20,650 --> 00:33:23,890 Convinced that these woods were a repository for dark magic, 724 00:33:23,890 --> 00:33:25,830 President Theodore Roosevelt closed off access 725 00:33:25,830 --> 00:33:27,590 to the entire forest. 726 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,100 And let me guess, 727 00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,800 Bender bribed some crooked politicians 728 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,300 to open it up for his development. 729 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,500 Well, according to these documents, 730 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,200 the Devil's Forest should be right here on the map. 731 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,040 But we've searched this entire area and found nothing. 732 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,480 That's because you're looking in the wrong place. 733 00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:48,820 These maps, they're over 200 years old. 734 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:52,220 It's not a lot of geological time, but the Earth does age. 735 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:57,690 Making corrections for soil erosion, 736 00:33:57,690 --> 00:34:00,430 heat expansion of the Earth's crust, 737 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:03,400 and two centuries of tree growth... 738 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,170 It should be located right here. 739 00:34:11,940 --> 00:34:13,710 Let's roll. 740 00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:20,410 CASSANDRA: Come on, follow us. 741 00:34:20,410 --> 00:34:21,650 We know where he is. 742 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,730 - Stone? - Is it the origin tree? 743 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,400 Stone? 744 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,010 - Can you hear us? - Is he alive? 745 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,410 Stand back! 746 00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:55,050 Aah! 747 00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,450 (GROANS) 748 00:34:56,450 --> 00:35:01,050 Do it! Destroy the tree before it kills us all! 749 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:04,920 (DEEP VOICE) Do not... cut... down. 750 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:07,190 - Cut it down! - Listen, it's saying not to! 751 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:09,130 - Is that your friend's voice? - No, but... 752 00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:11,660 It's the tree, pretending. Ignore it! 753 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:12,730 Cut it down! 754 00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:16,070 - Do not cut... - Cut it down! 755 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,300 You may have his face, 756 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,600 but you're not Jacob Stone. 757 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,040 (DEEP VOICE) We are the trees. 758 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,370 Give him back to us. 759 00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:31,040 You must listen. 760 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,980 Give him back to us or I will cut you, I swear! 761 00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:36,610 Baird, watch out! 762 00:35:36,610 --> 00:35:37,780 Oh! 763 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,350 TREE: Eve Baird. 764 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,990 (GRUNTS, SHOUTS) 765 00:35:44,990 --> 00:35:48,120 TREE: Eve... Baird. 766 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,500 Eve. 767 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,800 Stone? 768 00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,770 It is me. I am with them. 769 00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:02,470 I'm part of the forest. 770 00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:05,470 If you really are Jacob Stone, 771 00:36:05,470 --> 00:36:07,240 say something only he would know. 772 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,810 It is not your fault. 773 00:36:09,810 --> 00:36:11,210 What? 774 00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:15,880 It is not your fault that he left... 775 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,650 that Flynn left. 776 00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:21,120 You've done nothing wrong. 777 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,490 You've got nothing to prove to us. 778 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,460 Stone. 779 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:31,200 We are a team. 780 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,630 We will always be. 781 00:36:40,010 --> 00:36:43,440 The trees needed a voice, 782 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,980 so they reached out for ambassadors. 783 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,850 The language of the trees 784 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:51,450 and of the humans 785 00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:55,420 are very, very far apart. 786 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,090 Until they found you, 787 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:00,830 a linguist who speaks 64 dialects. 788 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:03,330 The splinter in your hand. 789 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:07,000 First contact. 790 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:12,370 They've been looking for someone like me for over 100 years. 791 00:37:12,370 --> 00:37:14,480 If this forest dies, 792 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,750 all forests die, 793 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,750 all life dies with it. 794 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,480 They're asking for help. 795 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,220 What do you want us to do? 796 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:34,500 This is the Zero Seed. 797 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,030 Keep it safe. 798 00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:39,670 If this forest is ever destroyed, 799 00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:44,140 it can be... 800 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:46,740 reconstituted with this seed. 801 00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,010 We will protect it. 802 00:37:48,010 --> 00:37:50,010 Nowhere in the world would it be safer. 803 00:37:50,010 --> 00:37:53,710 And you must promise to protect this forest 804 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,380 and... this tree. 805 00:37:56,390 --> 00:37:59,390 When I report back to General Rockwell, 806 00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:03,320 you can count on Area 51 status in perpetuity. 807 00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,890 So what are you gonna do with the camp? 808 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:40,830 I've signed it over to DOSA. 809 00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:42,760 We'll make sure this is all federally protected. 810 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,700 This time beyond the reach of politics. 811 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,770 I am sorry. 812 00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:47,970 - About everything. - Don't be. 813 00:38:47,970 --> 00:38:50,340 We came here to become a team again, 814 00:38:50,340 --> 00:38:53,970 and that's what happened. Thank you. 815 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:02,150 All right, man. 816 00:39:07,660 --> 00:39:09,520 Before you were taken by the forest, 817 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,020 you were about to tell me something. 818 00:39:11,860 --> 00:39:13,560 I'd rather show you. 819 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:28,180 It's beautiful. 820 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,210 (CHUCKLES) 821 00:39:30,210 --> 00:39:34,010 This is The Library. 822 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,390 The Library is real! 823 00:39:38,390 --> 00:39:40,190 I knew it! 824 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:41,390 Oh! 825 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:43,060 They thought I was insane, 826 00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:44,460 but look! 827 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:45,460 Oh! 828 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,430 This place is incredible! 829 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:49,730 (EXHALES) 830 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:52,030 Better than I could've imagined. 831 00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:56,170 Wait. 832 00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,260 If this is The Library, then you... 833 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:05,360 I'm a Librarian. 834 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,460 Oh, my God. 835 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,360 (SCOFFS) 836 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,000 I can't believe it. 837 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,930 Yeah. 838 00:40:13,930 --> 00:40:15,870 And Cassandra and Ezekiel. 839 00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:16,840 And Baird? 840 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,340 Baird is a Guardian. 841 00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,570 She protects us. 842 00:40:20,570 --> 00:40:22,610 She protects this place. 843 00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:27,550 Oh. (LAUGHS) 844 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,180 I cannot wait for them to find out at my old newspaper. 845 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:31,920 They thought I was crazy, 846 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,550 but they are so gonna eat their words! 847 00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,490 Sarina, you can't write about this place. 848 00:40:41,090 --> 00:40:42,900 You can't tell a soul. 849 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,830 This has to be our secret. 850 00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:46,500 What? Why? 851 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,070 The Library works in the shadows. 852 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:51,700 The light of day would destroy us. 853 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:55,140 Why tell me? 854 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:58,380 Why show me all of this? 855 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:01,980 'Cause I wanted you to know you're not crazy. 856 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:07,020 And I wanted you to know that this is why I can't be with you. 857 00:41:08,190 --> 00:41:09,820 Because you're a Librarian. 858 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:12,090 My destiny's here. 859 00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:19,700 Will I ever see you again? 860 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,040 We'll always have The Library.