1 00:00:01,454 --> 00:00:03,154 [PUBLIC CHEERING] 2 00:00:03,164 --> 00:00:06,083 [ANNOUNCER SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 3 00:00:13,507 --> 00:00:16,677 [THE ANNOUNCER CONTINUES SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 4 00:00:18,095 --> 00:00:22,131 [SIGH] Man, we can't even score a goal in an exhibition match. 5 00:00:22,141 --> 00:00:23,215 Friendly. 6 00:00:23,225 --> 00:00:25,051 There was nothing friendly about it what happened out there. 7 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:26,896 They call exhibition matches friendlies. 8 00:00:29,357 --> 00:00:31,108 Man, this sport drives me crazy. 9 00:00:33,569 --> 00:00:37,063 Oh, Rebecca. My apologies. 10 00:00:37,073 --> 00:00:38,988 you have come to Amsterdam, 11 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:41,202 and we, at Ajax, We have been very rude hosts. 12 00:00:42,244 --> 00:00:44,236 [REBECCA] Marjolein, They have been more than kind. 13 00:00:44,246 --> 00:00:46,666 - Oh. Hmm. - Especially given the circumstances. 14 00:00:47,833 --> 00:00:49,460 - [THE AUDIENCE BOOSES] - [LAUGHS] 15 00:00:50,252 --> 00:00:51,494 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 16 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:54,548 - There it is. - [THE AUDIENCE CHEERS] 17 00:00:56,634 --> 00:00:59,762 ["THREE LITTLE BIRDS" PLAYING] 18 00:01:02,598 --> 00:01:03,641 Until next time. 19 00:01:04,517 --> 00:01:05,517 Oh, thank you. 20 00:01:06,477 --> 00:01:09,011 It was truly an honor to play here. at the Johan Croyff Arena. 21 00:01:09,021 --> 00:01:11,609 Oh no. The honor is entirely ours. 22 00:01:11,619 --> 00:01:15,021 But it is pronounced Johan Cruijff. 23 00:01:15,111 --> 00:01:17,113 Oh. Equal. 24 00:01:19,365 --> 00:01:21,200 ["THREE LITTLE BIRDS" CONTINUES PLAYING] 25 00:01:23,577 --> 00:01:25,454 God, this song is depressing. 26 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:27,581 [HAS AN ARCH] 27 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:30,032 [REPORTER, IN DUTCH] Would you agree that 28 00:01:30,042 --> 00:01:32,201 this has been an extremely demoralizing result? 29 00:01:32,211 --> 00:01:34,704 Luckily, our spirit It was already on the floor. 30 00:01:34,714 --> 00:01:36,664 [REPORTER, IN ENGLISH] Yes. And, Roy Kent, 31 00:01:36,674 --> 00:01:41,252 Don't you think the performance Richmond's objectively poor is due, eh, 32 00:01:41,262 --> 00:01:44,088 because without Zava are they nothing? 33 00:01:44,098 --> 00:01:48,342 Who cares? It's fucking friendly. A friendly is a fake match. 34 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:50,219 This is a fake conversation. 35 00:01:50,229 --> 00:01:52,513 You are a lying person with a fake job. 36 00:01:52,523 --> 00:01:55,307 And it's costing me a lot pretend to give a shit. 37 00:01:55,317 --> 00:01:56,317 Oh. 38 00:01:56,986 --> 00:02:00,187 Good. Hey... Jan... 39 00:02:00,197 --> 00:02:02,690 - [PANTS] Hello. Oh, thank you. [LAUGHS] - [WILL] Hello. I love pink. 40 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:04,577 [JAN SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 41 00:02:05,411 --> 00:02:08,486 Well... [SIGH] ...then we'll go out tonight in Amsterdam. 42 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,073 Let's take advantage. What is the plan? 43 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:12,616 Oops, I'm afraid I already have a commitment. 44 00:02:12,626 --> 00:02:14,493 It's my first time in Amsterdam, 45 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:18,174 and I have a date with someone special in the Red Light District. 46 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:21,385 - [LAUGHS] - [REPORTER SPEAKING IN DUTCH] 47 00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:25,222 [BOTH] No. 48 00:02:26,098 --> 00:02:28,883 - Then just you and me, boy. - [LAUGHS] I would love to... 49 00:02:28,893 --> 00:02:32,303 - Oh. That cancellation was quick. -How did you know I was going to cancel? 50 00:02:32,313 --> 00:02:34,513 Because there is a particular note in your vocal register 51 00:02:34,523 --> 00:02:36,932 that you only reach when you go to apologize in advance. 52 00:02:36,942 --> 00:02:39,268 - Come on. Let go. - Alright. 53 00:02:39,278 --> 00:02:41,145 - Apparently... - Mmm. 54 00:02:41,155 --> 00:02:44,065 ...tonight will be the best northern lights of history. 55 00:02:44,075 --> 00:02:47,662 That is, it will be the dawn more "boreal". In Norway. 56 00:02:48,579 --> 00:02:52,083 And Jack and his plane are waiting for me right now at the airport. 57 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,000 Subtle. 58 00:02:54,011 --> 00:02:55,951 - [LAUGHS] - [JAN SPEAKS INDIstinctly] 59 00:02:55,961 --> 00:02:58,536 - And wonderful. Go. - [LAUGHS] 60 00:02:58,547 --> 00:03:00,748 - I promise to make it up to you. - Yes you will. 61 00:03:00,758 --> 00:03:02,792 [PANTS] Ah! Great job, Jan. 62 00:03:02,802 --> 00:03:04,335 Oh. [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 63 00:03:04,345 --> 00:03:07,088 And, Roy, thank you. again for doing this. 64 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:09,225 Oh yes. Whenever you want. 65 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:12,134 - I love you. - I love you. 66 00:03:12,144 --> 00:03:13,229 [CAMERA CLICK] 67 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,856 [SPEAKS INDISTINTLY] 68 00:03:18,317 --> 00:03:21,278 - Where are you going? - To a place that you think deserves it. 69 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:44,635 - [MUMBERS] - [THE TEAM TALKS] 70 00:03:48,347 --> 00:03:50,433 - Ah, look who's here. - [GRUNTS] 71 00:03:52,727 --> 00:03:55,563 - [LAUGHS] Someone is in a bad mood. - Yes. 72 00:03:59,316 --> 00:04:00,693 - Wait. Hmm. - Actually... 73 00:04:10,745 --> 00:04:13,539 Mmm. What do you think? 74 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:17,500 I think only you can take these guys out of his low spirits. 75 00:04:19,795 --> 00:04:21,672 Depression. Pretty. - [CLOCKS TONGUE] 76 00:04:22,882 --> 00:04:24,082 Yes, I'm going to say something. 77 00:04:25,676 --> 00:04:27,043 Hey guys. 78 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:28,768 I'm about to say three words 79 00:04:28,778 --> 00:04:31,630 that no coach says unless that he really means them. 80 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,466 - "They're all shit." - No. 81 00:04:33,476 --> 00:04:35,426 - "Knowledge is power." - True, but no. 82 00:04:35,436 --> 00:04:37,094 - "Live, laugh, love." - [IMITATES A RINGING] No. 83 00:04:37,104 --> 00:04:39,972 The correct answer is: "No curfew tonight." 84 00:04:39,982 --> 00:04:42,350 - [EVERYONE MUMBERS] What? - That's how it is. 85 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,018 I don't want to see your pretty faces 86 00:04:44,028 --> 00:04:46,062 until we get back on this bus What time, coach? 87 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:47,188 At 10:00 a.m. m., baby! 88 00:04:47,198 --> 00:04:48,981 You heard. At 10:00 a.m. m. 89 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:51,025 [CHEER, LAUGH] 90 00:04:51,035 --> 00:04:53,537 All right, be careful out there. Hill Street Blues. 91 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:57,114 Good decision, coach. 92 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:59,001 Yes. Well, you know, they need it. 93 00:04:59,669 --> 00:05:00,920 Not as much as you. 94 00:05:03,964 --> 00:05:06,624 [EXCLAIMS] No curfew in Amsterdam, guys! 95 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:08,709 Should we take a nap to hold out until later? 96 00:05:08,719 --> 00:05:10,544 No. We continue on, 97 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:12,338 and we all meet in the lobby at five o'clock. 98 00:05:12,348 --> 00:05:13,641 Yeah! 99 00:05:14,684 --> 00:05:16,967 Tonight is going to be crazy, you'll see! [LAUGHS] 100 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:18,479 Not you, Tartt! 101 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:20,898 - [JAMIE] What? - Come on. 102 00:05:21,899 --> 00:05:22,973 [JAMIE] Are you serious? 103 00:05:22,983 --> 00:05:25,027 You're not on fucking vacation of training. 104 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,780 [STUTTERS, SNOUTS] What about my things? 105 00:05:28,406 --> 00:05:29,490 TRUE. 106 00:05:31,617 --> 00:05:33,077 Throw this in the trash, please. 107 00:05:35,047 --> 00:05:36,433 [ROY] Come on! 108 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:39,155 Brilliant. Very good. Have fun. 109 00:05:39,166 --> 00:05:41,951 I'm going to see places. Training. Amsterdam. 110 00:05:41,961 --> 00:05:44,787 - Don't actually throw that away, okay? - B-Well. 111 00:05:44,797 --> 00:05:46,372 [JAMIE] Hey. Wait for me, coach! 112 00:05:46,382 --> 00:05:48,009 Getting off the bus, coach. 113 00:05:48,843 --> 00:05:49,844 Runs! 114 00:05:54,807 --> 00:05:56,799 - [UPDATE] - [CHEER] 115 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:57,967 This is going to be great. 116 00:05:57,977 --> 00:06:00,479 Hey. How about you come with me tonight? 117 00:06:01,397 --> 00:06:02,847 It would be wonderful. Thank you. [LAUGHS] 118 00:06:02,857 --> 00:06:08,477 Yes. Great. Our first stop: the Red Light District. 119 00:06:08,487 --> 00:06:09,937 [INHALES DEEPLY, STUTTERS] 120 00:06:09,947 --> 00:06:11,323 [SNIFF] 121 00:06:12,408 --> 00:06:13,701 [HUM] 122 00:06:15,953 --> 00:06:18,205 [MAIN MUSIC PLAYS] 123 00:06:33,029 --> 00:06:38,029 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 124 00:06:40,102 --> 00:06:44,221 Did you know that the origins of Amsterdam Do they date back to the 13th century? 125 00:06:44,231 --> 00:06:45,483 [GRUNTS] 126 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:47,318 Crazy, right? 127 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:50,404 Ah, coach, over here. 128 00:06:52,948 --> 00:06:53,949 [GRUNTS] 129 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:59,153 [LAUGHS] This is the world famous Skinny Bridge! 130 00:06:59,163 --> 00:07:00,821 - [LAUGHS] - [PANTS] Yes? 131 00:07:00,831 --> 00:07:05,242 As seen in the big movie Diamonds are eternal, by James Bond. 132 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,995 [PANTS] Stop all that shit tourism, idiot. 133 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:11,082 Good. Next stop: the narrowest house in Amsterdam. 134 00:07:11,092 --> 00:07:15,586 It's going to blow your mind, boy. Come on. Move, boy. 135 00:07:15,596 --> 00:07:17,598 - Uhh! - [PANTS, MOANS] 136 00:07:20,768 --> 00:07:22,301 - [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] - Oops. Be careful, be careful. 137 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:24,397 [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] 138 00:07:25,898 --> 00:07:28,307 - Hello. - [SASSY] Stinky, what's wrong? 139 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,809 - [LAUGHS] Nothing. Because? - [CYCLIST SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 140 00:07:29,819 --> 00:07:31,060 - [SASSY] Lie! - Oops. 141 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,270 I felt heat in my stomach, so something must happen. 142 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,355 - [CHUFFING] - Let go. 143 00:07:34,365 --> 00:07:36,732 Sass, you know what This time you are wrong. 144 00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:38,109 - Hey, I'm never wrong. - [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 145 00:07:38,119 --> 00:07:39,819 - [EXCLAIMS] Jesus. - [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 146 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:41,904 - [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] - What are all those bells? 147 00:07:41,914 --> 00:07:43,239 Are you in a casino? 148 00:07:43,249 --> 00:07:45,771 No. [LAUGHS] The truth is I'm just 149 00:07:45,781 --> 00:07:48,828 taking a walk through Amsterdam alone. 150 00:07:48,838 --> 00:07:50,923 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 151 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,710 [IN ENGLISH] Completely free. I don't even carry my bag. 152 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,846 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 153 00:07:57,346 --> 00:08:00,881 [SASSY, IN ENGLISH] Oh, right. Amsterdam. I forgot. Ugh, what envy. 154 00:08:00,891 --> 00:08:02,466 - Well, eat a space cake for me... - [LAUGHS] 155 00:08:02,476 --> 00:08:04,218 - ...and call me when you have an attack. - I love you. 156 00:08:04,228 --> 00:08:05,354 [SASSY] Bye-bye. 157 00:08:06,856 --> 00:08:07,857 [PERSON WHISTLES] 158 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:10,401 [WHISTLES] 159 00:08:11,819 --> 00:08:13,352 - Yes. - Yes? 160 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,312 I saw her walking around and I thought: 161 00:08:15,322 --> 00:08:17,533 "I have to tell you something to this beautiful woman." 162 00:08:19,076 --> 00:08:21,652 - Good. What...what exactly was it that...? - [CYCLIST 3 SCREAMS] 163 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:24,790 - [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] - My God. Oh, God! Ah! Cui...! [SCREAMS] 164 00:08:25,916 --> 00:08:26,917 [PERSON] Shit. 165 00:08:27,668 --> 00:08:28,919 [SCREAMS, PANTS] 166 00:08:29,545 --> 00:08:32,078 [BLOWS] Oh my God! 167 00:08:32,088 --> 00:08:33,164 Is she hurt? 168 00:08:33,174 --> 00:08:35,374 No, no, no. I'm fine... I'm fine. 169 00:08:35,384 --> 00:08:37,960 - [SHIRE, GROWL] I'm just really cold. - Come on. 170 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:40,462 Excuse me, uh, did you see where did my phone fall? 171 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:42,590 - [LAUGHS] Who cares? She's alive. Come on. - [GRUNTS] 172 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,438 Yes. Yes. It's okay. It's my phone, so... [GROWLS] 173 00:08:48,022 --> 00:08:50,691 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 174 00:08:52,193 --> 00:08:53,976 [GRUNTS, IN ENGLISH] You're right. 175 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:56,062 Come on. He needs to warm up. 176 00:08:56,072 --> 00:08:59,315 Hey, what... what was it you wanted to tell me? 177 00:08:59,325 --> 00:09:01,067 [REBECCA BREATHING HARDLY] 178 00:09:01,077 --> 00:09:02,662 He is walking in the bike lane. 179 00:09:03,204 --> 00:09:05,905 And how the hell are you supposed to What would I know? 180 00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:07,490 Stupid fucking place. 181 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,126 - [LAUGHS] Come on. - [MOAN] 182 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:10,998 [COACH BEARD] Like when Jordan 183 00:09:11,008 --> 00:09:12,771 He didn't want to wear Reebok at the 92 Olympic Games. 184 00:09:12,782 --> 00:09:13,785 Sure. 185 00:09:13,796 --> 00:09:16,332 [COACH BEARD] 74 World Cup: Cruyff refuses to wear Adidas, 186 00:09:16,342 --> 00:09:18,501 so they have to do it a special two-stripe t-shirt. 187 00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:19,627 - He was a tough guy. - [TED] Hmm. 188 00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:21,629 [COACH BEARD] But it was also a symbol of the 60s, 189 00:09:21,639 --> 00:09:23,798 so he was actually bigger than Jordan. 190 00:09:23,808 --> 00:09:26,092 It was like Jordan and John Lennon combined. 191 00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:27,718 Oh. How wonderful. 192 00:09:27,728 --> 00:09:30,388 - Have you already chosen where to eat? - Ah, damn. No, I forgot. 193 00:09:30,398 --> 00:09:31,774 - [MOAN] - I'll take care of it. 194 00:09:32,274 --> 00:09:33,818 Hey. Let's see. 195 00:09:36,112 --> 00:09:39,480 Ah! Hey, this one might be good. Yankee Doodle Burger Barn. 196 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:44,443 "An authentic American dining experience with American-sized portions. 197 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,821 You know, yes it would be good for me a little taste of home. 198 00:09:46,831 --> 00:09:49,365 - What do you think, coach? - What score does it have? 199 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,909 - Uh, 2.7. - [MOAN] 200 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:53,087 [STUTTERS] Out of five. 201 00:09:53,671 --> 00:09:54,880 I think we can overcome that. 202 00:09:55,381 --> 00:09:57,049 [MOANING] It's okay. [STUTTERS] 203 00:09:58,676 --> 00:09:59,677 Mmm. 204 00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:04,557 I don't know what's wrong with me, coach. 205 00:10:05,057 --> 00:10:08,227 It's like I feel stuck or something like that, you know? 206 00:10:09,186 --> 00:10:11,856 N-I need to do something Help me get out of my head. 207 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,276 Like getting punched in the face or, uh, 208 00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:19,061 drink a couple of bottles of red wine and yell at my mom. 209 00:10:19,071 --> 00:10:22,491 [CHUNGING] You know, just... I want to try something new. 210 00:10:22,992 --> 00:10:24,368 Help me inspire myself. 211 00:10:26,787 --> 00:10:29,915 I've been waiting for a long time that you said those words. 212 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,126 [TOOTHBRUSH VIBRATES] 213 00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:42,720 [PLAYERS TALK] 214 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:45,681 we had to take a train to Paris a while ago. 215 00:10:46,349 --> 00:10:48,090 Do any of you gentlemen Do you want something to drink? 216 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,175 Hey, a Leffe Blond. 217 00:10:49,185 --> 00:10:51,228 - I want a beer and a shot of tea... - No! 218 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:53,637 We're going to leave, but thank you. 219 00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:54,732 No problem. 220 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:57,099 [SAM] Mmm, good. Yes. We're all here. 221 00:10:57,109 --> 00:11:00,019 So what's the plan for tonight, captain? 222 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:02,146 I accept all your suggestions. 223 00:11:02,156 --> 00:11:05,399 For me, the best option for one night in Amsterdam is taking a train to Paris. 224 00:11:05,409 --> 00:11:07,026 [LAUGHS, MURMURES] 225 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,362 I already told you... I'll say it again. I'm not kidding. 226 00:11:09,372 --> 00:11:10,863 Oh, you know, my... my father actually suggested 227 00:11:10,873 --> 00:11:12,406 that we take a boat trip through the canals. 228 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,825 - Yes. Great way to get to know the city. - [BUMBERCATCH] We are near The Hague. 229 00:11:14,835 --> 00:11:16,911 we can go to the International Court of Justice. 230 00:11:16,921 --> 00:11:19,090 Look around there. Ask some questions. 231 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:21,457 I would like to see a tulip. 232 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,210 - Do you mean tulip fields? - No, no, no. Just a tulip. 233 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,671 An entire field It would be incredibly overwhelming. 234 00:11:26,681 --> 00:11:28,964 [LAUGHS] W-Wait, wait. [STUTTERS] You guys are kidding, right? 235 00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:30,925 T-We have to go to a live sex show. 236 00:11:30,935 --> 00:11:32,436 Ah, very cultural, Thierry. 237 00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:35,606 Hey, Trent! What should we do? 238 00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:40,017 Oops. Well the city It has a wonderful museum culture. 239 00:11:40,027 --> 00:11:42,812 In fact, tonight is what they call Museumnacht, 240 00:11:42,822 --> 00:11:44,939 - when they stay open quite late. - [TEAM] Hmm. 241 00:11:44,949 --> 00:11:46,649 - [THE TEAM MUMBERS] - Oh. 242 00:11:46,659 --> 00:11:48,484 I didn't come to Amsterdam to learn things. 243 00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:49,777 - Yes. - [MURMURING] 244 00:11:49,787 --> 00:11:51,497 - Sorry, Trent. - But good proposal. 245 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:53,823 I don't know. The city does seem charming, 246 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:56,283 but maybe it would be easier that we all stayed here 247 00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,327 and we would enjoy a nice team movie night. 248 00:11:58,337 --> 00:11:59,714 [LAUGH] 249 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:02,707 Sam, come on. 250 00:12:02,717 --> 00:12:04,625 Hey guys. Have fun tonight. 251 00:12:04,635 --> 00:12:06,043 Higgins. W-Where are you going? 252 00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:09,974 Oh. Tonight is the night that young William becomes a man. 253 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:12,143 Health. 254 00:12:13,436 --> 00:12:14,478 [STUTTERS] 255 00:12:16,814 --> 00:12:18,441 [ALL] No. 256 00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:22,020 Jan Maas, we are in your land. What do you have for us? 257 00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:23,481 - Yes. - Oh, yes. Good idea. Come on. 258 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,730 Very good, tourists, thank you 259 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,188 to get out of the way all those terrible ideas. 260 00:12:27,199 --> 00:12:31,402 Now listen, my cousin, Martin Garrix is playing music 261 00:12:31,412 --> 00:12:33,779 - at a private party that lasts all night. - I suppose he is your cousin. 262 00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:36,866 We talk about drinking, dance and women until the morning, 263 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:39,869 which is when they will serve a filling breakfast. 264 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:42,163 [CHEERING, LAUGHING] Uh! 265 00:12:42,173 --> 00:12:44,925 Hey guys, sorry. Sorry. I think I'll retire. 266 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,595 Yes. I ate a little of pickled herring before, 267 00:12:47,606 --> 00:12:48,969 and now my stomach is bothering me. 268 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:49,988 [PLAYERS GEAN] 269 00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:53,049 - You're going to miss the live sex show, brother. - You mean the party. 270 00:12:53,059 --> 00:12:54,967 I can't wait to hear all the dirty details. 271 00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:56,761 - [SAM LAUGHS] - Good luck, gentlemen. 272 00:12:56,771 --> 00:12:57,803 - See you later. - [COLIN] Okay. 273 00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:58,814 It's okay, brother. 274 00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:01,149 [SAM] Hydrate yourself! 275 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:02,789 Good. [SIGH] 276 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,958 So it seems that this private party It's the obvious choice, right? 277 00:13:04,969 --> 00:13:06,460 - Yes. - Good, great. 278 00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:07,845 We just have to take the bus to Groningen, 279 00:13:07,856 --> 00:13:09,125 which is only two hours away. 280 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,828 - Two hours? - [JAN] They fly by. 281 00:13:10,838 --> 00:13:13,027 - Huh. Two. - You're going to love it. 282 00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:15,446 Hey, hey, hey, friends. Why don't we divide? 283 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,698 - [PLAYERS TALK] - [DANI] The tulips with me! 284 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,960 No! Refused. 285 00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:23,464 We choose a place and go as a team. 286 00:13:24,006 --> 00:13:27,375 Excuse me. I think Let's order them drinks now. 287 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:30,930 and can you bring me a huge pile of napkins? Thank you. 288 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,285 Time to vote. 289 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:35,715 - Dude, a sex show would be fun. - We're not going to a sex show. 290 00:13:35,726 --> 00:13:38,813 I really want to live the tulip experience that everyone talks about. 291 00:13:41,273 --> 00:13:45,861 The truth is, surprisingly good water pressure to be a ship. 292 00:13:48,864 --> 00:13:49,865 Hello? 293 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:00,084 [SIGH] 294 00:14:03,212 --> 00:14:05,047 Oh shit. 295 00:14:07,508 --> 00:14:08,759 [THE DRYER RINGS] 296 00:14:11,595 --> 00:14:12,596 Hello? 297 00:14:35,369 --> 00:14:36,912 Hello? 298 00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:14,325 [LAUGHS] 299 00:15:30,216 --> 00:15:31,634 Mmm. Fuck. 300 00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:35,805 Down there is the bank from Under the Fault in Our Stars! 301 00:15:39,225 --> 00:15:41,268 - [JAMIE] The movie! - [PANTS, GROWLS] 302 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,930 - Wow! - [CYCLIST 4] Tourist! 303 00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:47,640 So, the Red Light District. [LAUGHS] 304 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:51,445 - That's right. - [LAUGHS] Great. Alright. Incredible. 305 00:15:53,698 --> 00:15:56,117 - Is everything okay at home or...? Oh. - We're here. 306 00:15:57,743 --> 00:16:00,277 [SIGH] His name was Chet Baker. 307 00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:05,543 American, talented trumpeter, unique singer and heroin addict. 308 00:16:06,544 --> 00:16:08,619 His demons tormented him, 309 00:16:08,629 --> 00:16:11,674 but they did not prevent him make beautiful music. 310 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:15,793 He was the one who got me interested in jazz. for the first time, you know? 311 00:16:15,803 --> 00:16:16,961 Oh. [MUMBERS] 312 00:16:16,971 --> 00:16:19,056 You hear his story and you think: 313 00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,674 "There is nothing more punk rock than that." 314 00:16:21,684 --> 00:16:26,105 [INHALE DEEPLY] Then, on May 13, 1988, 315 00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:28,983 He died right in this place. 316 00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:31,736 Oh wow. H-How did he die? 317 00:16:32,486 --> 00:16:36,282 Hey, fell from that window up there. 318 00:16:36,907 --> 00:16:38,649 - Oh. Hmm. - But was it an accident? 319 00:16:38,659 --> 00:16:40,911 Did he jump or was he pushed? Hmm. 320 00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:44,864 And tonight we will solve that mystery. [STUTTERS] 321 00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:49,337 No, no. we just came to pay tribute to a legend. 322 00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:50,911 What led to his death? 323 00:16:50,921 --> 00:16:52,455 - We don't know, Will. - Hmm. 324 00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:56,000 - We only know this: drugs are bad. - Yes. 325 00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:57,720 - No, they are. - Yes. 326 00:16:58,554 --> 00:17:01,807 My friend Kenneth, the bus driver, got me this a couple of weeks ago. 327 00:17:02,976 --> 00:17:04,008 Wait, so you travel with that? 328 00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:05,800 I thought they had here a lot of that stuff. 329 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:09,022 Well I just don't like it They charge taxes on my medicine. 330 00:17:09,647 --> 00:17:12,641 [CHANGING] I don't know, coach. 331 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:17,229 You know, I have always been more of beer or, uh, Sour Patch Kids. 332 00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:21,410 Sour Patch Kids literally don't believe new connections in your brain. 333 00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:26,238 Imagine a layer of white snow freshly fallen covering all traces 334 00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:28,084 of all roads that you have traveled before, 335 00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:34,173 forcing you... No, encouraging you... to start again. 336 00:17:35,716 --> 00:17:36,999 And what does it taste like? 337 00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:41,420 Horrible, so most people put it in peanut butter with jam or yogurt. 338 00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:43,089 Aha. And which one will we do it with? 339 00:17:43,099 --> 00:17:46,602 With none. Let's make tea. 340 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:50,179 Oh, come on, man. Are you kidding? 341 00:17:50,189 --> 00:17:54,558 It's like hiding poop inside a vomit shake. 342 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:58,521 [SIGHES, CLEARS THROAT] I don't say this often enough 343 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:01,992 because I usually believe That's implied, but trust me. 344 00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,126 This is how you change your mind. 345 00:18:11,377 --> 00:18:12,378 [MOAN] 346 00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:17,508 [INHALE DEEPLY] 347 00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,346 [INHALE DEEPLY] 348 00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,261 I can't do it, coach. Sorry. 349 00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:32,857 [SLURPS, GRUNTS] 350 00:18:33,441 --> 00:18:34,442 Oh, gee. 351 00:18:36,902 --> 00:18:37,945 Did you drink? 352 00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:46,861 [ISAAC] How are we doing? 353 00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:49,113 - We have nine votes for the sex show. - [CHEER] 354 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:50,364 [MOAN] 355 00:18:50,374 --> 00:18:52,742 - Nine votes for the private party. - [MOAN] 356 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,837 And a vote for the tulip. 357 00:18:59,425 --> 00:19:02,710 That leaves us with two. Sex show vs. private party. 358 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,223 and I think someone you chose tulip, yes? But who? 359 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:09,727 Dani, you wrote it in Spanish. 360 00:19:11,145 --> 00:19:14,555 Someone wrote it in Spanish, yes. 361 00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:16,960 Look, it doesn't matter what we choose. 362 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:20,227 This has to be unanimous. Debate. 363 00:19:20,237 --> 00:19:22,021 Well, the idea of watching a sex show 364 00:19:22,031 --> 00:19:24,658 It's something that bothers me the most. of what excites me. 365 00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:26,360 TRUE? TRUE? 366 00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,797 That's why I'm still in favor of, 367 00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:29,611 You know, a nice and simple movie night. 368 00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:33,042 - [STUTTERS] But-but-but-but... - [UPDATE] 369 00:19:33,469 --> 00:19:34,533 ...as I said before, 370 00:19:34,543 --> 00:19:37,662 Jan's plan, although I admit it is uncomfortable, It is an excellent second option. 371 00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:41,374 Yeah? Yeah? Good. Brilliant. Very good. Come on. 372 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,542 That...? No, no, no, no. Boys, boys, boys. Listen to me. 373 00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:46,806 We are two hours away from... from that party. 374 00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:53,010 But we're only ten minutes away to see sex. Come on. 375 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,762 [MURMURING] 376 00:19:54,772 --> 00:19:56,097 Things flying around... 377 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,787 [IN DUTCH] Can tell my friend 378 00:19:57,798 --> 00:20:00,101 who is being a boring tourist? 379 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:01,172 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 380 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:02,352 [IN ENGLISH] What is your name? 381 00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,397 - Everyone calls me Van Damme. - [CHUFFING] 382 00:20:04,407 --> 00:20:06,867 - [PLAYERS MURMURING] - [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 383 00:20:07,576 --> 00:20:09,810 Well, Van Damme, 384 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,576 would you rather pay for see two tired people having sex 385 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:17,878 or go to a party where maybe you can get something? 386 00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:20,246 [STUTTERS] Are... are they tired? 387 00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:21,841 Sold out. 388 00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:27,086 - [SIGH] - [LAUGH, CHEERING] 389 00:20:27,096 --> 00:20:30,423 Finally we can start our night in Amsterdam! 390 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:31,966 In Groningen, yes! 391 00:20:31,976 --> 00:20:34,176 No, wait, wait, wait. We have to eat first, right? 392 00:20:34,186 --> 00:20:36,303 - Oh. - Oh, yes. Definitely. 393 00:20:36,313 --> 00:20:37,847 Hey, well. What do you want to eat? 394 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:39,181 - Ramen. - Shawarma! 395 00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:40,725 No way. We haven't eaten... We haven't eaten... 396 00:20:40,735 --> 00:20:42,560 Some brownies with marijuana. Or maybe Mexican food? 397 00:20:42,570 --> 00:20:45,531 [PLAYERS SPEAK INDIstinctly] 398 00:20:58,753 --> 00:21:01,005 - Mmm. Oh. - [PLAY] 399 00:21:01,922 --> 00:21:05,051 - Hello? - [PERSON] It's me. Can I come in? 400 00:21:06,010 --> 00:21:10,348 [STUTTERS] Yeah, sure. Clear. It's your house... boat. 401 00:21:11,057 --> 00:21:12,058 Hello. 402 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,093 - [SIGH] - You really didn't need to leave. 403 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:17,386 No, but... [EXHALES DEEPLY] 404 00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:19,982 ...shower on a stranger's boat It's already uncomfortable enough. 405 00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:22,644 And you shouldn't have to worry about 406 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:24,895 if he is looking at you through some little hole. 407 00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:27,646 - Little hole? - Yeah. 408 00:21:27,868 --> 00:21:30,319 - Your age shows. - Oh. 409 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:33,032 I imagined you more like a type of webcam... 410 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,460 Anyway, thanks, anyway. 411 00:21:35,831 --> 00:21:36,864 You are bleeding. 412 00:21:36,874 --> 00:21:38,542 - I'm what? - You're bleeding. 413 00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:40,169 That? 414 00:21:41,003 --> 00:21:43,829 - Oh, God. - Yes, don't worry. Sit down. 415 00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:45,831 - [STUTTERS] - [MOAN] 416 00:21:45,841 --> 00:21:47,681 No... I don't even know How did that happen? 417 00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:51,097 I was in the army. 418 00:21:51,806 --> 00:21:53,172 I was trained for this. 419 00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:54,507 Oops. 420 00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:56,842 And I don't want blood on the floor. 421 00:21:56,852 --> 00:21:58,886 [SPEAKING IN DUTCH] Yes? [LAUGHS] 422 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,440 Yes. [CLEARS THROAT] 423 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:04,809 You have strong ankles. 424 00:22:04,819 --> 00:22:07,436 - Uh, yeah. I wear a lot of high heels... - [SIGH] 425 00:22:07,446 --> 00:22:08,979 ...p-for work. 426 00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:11,617 - Uh-huh. - Very good. Ready. 427 00:22:13,369 --> 00:22:14,495 Oops. 428 00:22:16,288 --> 00:22:18,948 Ah... [LAUGHS] ... sorry. Force of habit. 429 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,711 - Oh. All that military training. - [LAUGHS] 430 00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:29,260 Oh, and the tea was really delicious. Thank you. 431 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,471 Maybe it would be even better If we put a little brandy in it? 432 00:22:34,306 --> 00:22:36,966 [SIGH] No. No, no. 433 00:22:36,976 --> 00:22:40,428 I, uh... I'm just going to wait. for my clothes to dry 434 00:22:40,438 --> 00:22:42,523 and then... then I'll go. 435 00:22:43,774 --> 00:22:48,112 [INHALE DEEPLY] In two hours and 40 minutes. 436 00:22:49,447 --> 00:22:50,698 Alright. [SIGH] 437 00:22:51,866 --> 00:22:53,568 If you don't want to wait, can I order you a taxi 438 00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:57,072 for you and your bag of wet clothes, or I can prepare dinner. Hey... 439 00:22:59,081 --> 00:23:01,991 [STUTTERS] Well, yes, the truth is I'm quite hungry. 440 00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:03,689 And... [STUTTERS] 441 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:08,001 ...wet clothes weigh a lot inside a bag, so, uh, yeah. 442 00:23:08,341 --> 00:23:10,916 Fuck it. It would be fine. 443 00:23:10,926 --> 00:23:14,263 - Good! Gezellig? - Yes. 444 00:23:14,889 --> 00:23:16,807 Hey, wait. Uh... [EXHALES DEEPLY] 445 00:23:22,646 --> 00:23:24,315 You can change into some of this. 446 00:23:31,197 --> 00:23:32,198 Hey... 447 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:36,378 Should I be worried that you have 448 00:23:36,388 --> 00:23:39,695 a giant Tupperware box with women's clothes 449 00:23:39,705 --> 00:23:42,782 - in your houseboat? - [LAUGHS] 450 00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,617 They're not trophies, right? 451 00:23:44,627 --> 00:23:49,090 No. [LAUGHS] They belong to my ex-partner. She was tall, like you. 452 00:23:50,257 --> 00:23:52,134 Oh, sorry. Died? 453 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:56,629 Unfortunately, no. 454 00:23:56,639 --> 00:23:57,723 [SIGH] 455 00:23:58,224 --> 00:23:59,308 Help yourself to whatever you want. 456 00:24:00,393 --> 00:24:04,387 I... Look, I don't... I don't think so. that I can borrow clothes from your ex... 457 00:24:04,397 --> 00:24:06,138 Oh. God, this is beautiful. 458 00:24:06,148 --> 00:24:08,683 Please change. We eat, and then you leave, okay? 459 00:24:08,693 --> 00:24:12,311 [SIGH] Mmm, yes. Yes of course. 460 00:24:12,321 --> 00:24:14,897 And after dinner I can give you a foot massage. 461 00:24:14,907 --> 00:24:16,982 By no means. 462 00:24:16,992 --> 00:24:19,652 Sure? My technique is good. 463 00:24:19,662 --> 00:24:23,082 Ah... [STUTTERS] Ah, I'm... I'm sure it is, but I'll pass. 464 00:24:23,872 --> 00:24:29,544 Very well, then. Perfect. Hey, stay there with tired feet and completely sober. 465 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,550 It doesn't affect me at all. 466 00:24:35,886 --> 00:24:36,887 [CLICKS TONGUE] 467 00:24:38,222 --> 00:24:40,182 It's okay. Let's go then. I'm... I'm going to have some. 468 00:24:41,225 --> 00:24:42,226 [LICKS HIS LIPS] 469 00:24:48,899 --> 00:24:49,899 Gezellig. 470 00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:53,769 - They built a dam on the Amstel River. - [PANTS] 471 00:24:53,779 --> 00:24:55,156 "Amsteldam." 472 00:24:55,656 --> 00:24:59,025 Amsterdam. [LAUGHS] It's good, isn't it? 473 00:24:59,035 --> 00:25:02,621 - Come on. - Stop for a fucking second! 474 00:25:03,581 --> 00:25:06,876 Please. [BREATHING ROUGHLY, GROWING] 475 00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:08,794 God. 476 00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:13,632 How do you know so much about this place? 477 00:25:14,258 --> 00:25:16,208 It's Amsterdam. How can you not know? 478 00:25:16,218 --> 00:25:17,543 I had never come in my life. 479 00:25:17,553 --> 00:25:20,056 - That? Never? - No. 480 00:25:20,639 --> 00:25:22,631 - Not even a bachelor party? - No. 481 00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,550 - Not even an international match? - No. 482 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,969 Nor u-an emergency flight diverted here 483 00:25:26,979 --> 00:25:28,721 because some EasyJet passenger Was he behaving like an idiot? 484 00:25:28,731 --> 00:25:30,389 - That never happens. - Yes it happens. 485 00:25:30,399 --> 00:25:34,653 Yes it happens, if you are enough idiot And I was. 486 00:25:35,404 --> 00:25:37,605 It just seems a Disney version of an ancient city. 487 00:25:37,615 --> 00:25:39,231 It all seems very fake. 488 00:25:39,241 --> 00:25:40,409 It's not fake. 489 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:44,153 Come on. Windmills? False. 490 00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:47,249 [CHANS] I'm not even from here and it offends me. 491 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:50,076 [LAUGHS] Windmills are real, man. What are you talking about? 492 00:25:50,086 --> 00:25:51,545 Yes, I'll believe it when I see it. 493 00:25:55,591 --> 00:25:56,801 We need bicycles. 494 00:25:57,927 --> 00:26:00,252 That? No. [GRUNTS] 495 00:26:00,262 --> 00:26:02,598 [PEOPLE TALK ON TELEVISION] 496 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:24,172 - You know, coach, if you want to leave... - See you in the morning. 497 00:26:27,081 --> 00:26:29,417 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 498 00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:39,927 [PEOPLE TALK] 499 00:26:40,636 --> 00:26:41,637 [SIGH] 500 00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:46,465 [EXHALES FORCE] 501 00:26:46,475 --> 00:26:48,602 [SYNTHPOP MUSIC PLAYING] 502 00:26:56,569 --> 00:26:57,570 [COLIN] Hello. 503 00:26:58,112 --> 00:26:59,437 Hello. Can I help you? 504 00:26:59,447 --> 00:27:00,823 Do you have vanilla vodka? 505 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:03,357 Oh my god, no. [LAUGHS] 506 00:27:03,367 --> 00:27:05,369 [STUTTERS] A beer, please. Thank you. 507 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:14,160 - Here you go, honey. - Oh, thank you. [STUTTERS] 508 00:27:14,170 --> 00:27:17,506 Hey, can I ask if you know who I am? 509 00:27:19,050 --> 00:27:20,384 Can I tell you a secret? 510 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:24,305 Tonight you are whoever you want to be. 511 00:27:25,473 --> 00:27:26,568 - Hmm? - Yes. 512 00:27:26,579 --> 00:27:28,716 You should stay for the party from later. Thunderdong. 513 00:27:28,726 --> 00:27:30,301 Good vibes, good place to make friends. 514 00:27:30,311 --> 00:27:31,479 Sounds fun, I'm in. 515 00:27:32,063 --> 00:27:33,346 Trent! Hey. 516 00:27:33,356 --> 00:27:34,638 - Huh. [STUTTERS] - [GLASSES CLINK] 517 00:27:34,648 --> 00:27:37,485 Can you give me a drink For my work acquaintance, please? 518 00:27:38,402 --> 00:27:40,519 Sorry, did you say Thunderdong? 519 00:27:40,529 --> 00:27:41,604 Aha. 520 00:27:41,614 --> 00:27:46,911 Oh. I think I'm in the wrong place. My mistake. Health. 521 00:27:48,996 --> 00:27:50,112 It happens all the time. 522 00:27:50,122 --> 00:27:51,374 [SIGH] Yes. 523 00:27:55,002 --> 00:27:56,546 - [TRENT] Colin! - Good to see you, Trent. 524 00:27:56,557 --> 00:27:57,599 Wait, wait. 525 00:27:57,610 --> 00:28:00,528 Colin. I already knew it. 526 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,639 I've known it for months. I haven't told anyone. 527 00:28:09,225 --> 00:28:12,103 I must have a good reason for that, don't you think? 528 00:28:13,813 --> 00:28:14,814 [SIGH] True. 529 00:28:17,191 --> 00:28:20,194 [PEOPLE ON TV SPEAK IN DUTCH] 530 00:28:27,076 --> 00:28:28,577 [SIGH] 531 00:28:53,769 --> 00:28:55,271 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 532 00:28:57,606 --> 00:28:59,984 ["VENUS" PLAYS] 533 00:29:01,235 --> 00:29:02,235 [SIGH] 534 00:29:04,989 --> 00:29:06,574 Your ex has wonderful taste. 535 00:29:08,117 --> 00:29:09,660 Well, actually, she hated that one. 536 00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:13,529 Yes of course. I bought it for him. 537 00:29:13,539 --> 00:29:14,832 [LAUGHS] 538 00:29:19,003 --> 00:29:21,881 Hey. Gezellig, right? 539 00:29:24,884 --> 00:29:26,010 [REBECCA] Hmm. 540 00:29:27,345 --> 00:29:28,679 Wow, that smells wonderful. 541 00:29:29,513 --> 00:29:30,514 It's almost ready. 542 00:29:34,852 --> 00:29:36,145 Do you want something to drink? 543 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,815 - I'd love to. - Please help yourself. 544 00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,291 So, uh, 545 00:29:46,484 --> 00:29:50,441 Should I be worried that some giant dutch appears here 546 00:29:50,451 --> 00:29:52,068 and strangled me for wear your clothes? 547 00:29:52,078 --> 00:29:53,903 - No. [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 548 00:29:53,913 --> 00:29:56,075 Ours is over and it goes like this 549 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,740 quite a while. So don't worry. 550 00:29:57,751 --> 00:29:59,544 Alright. I didn't want... 551 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:01,577 You don't have to tell me no details. 552 00:30:01,587 --> 00:30:02,880 He was unfaithful to me. 553 00:30:03,464 --> 00:30:05,790 I loved her so much, so it destroyed me, 554 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,595 and I was dangerously close to destroying our family because of it. 555 00:30:11,931 --> 00:30:13,343 But then, 556 00:30:13,354 --> 00:30:15,363 Over time, I realized that 557 00:30:15,374 --> 00:30:19,375 this didn't happen to me, It happened for me. Know? 558 00:30:26,862 --> 00:30:27,947 Health. 559 00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:29,817 Proost. 560 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,899 - Proost. Prost. - Proost. 561 00:30:31,909 --> 00:30:33,234 Proust. 562 00:30:33,244 --> 00:30:35,162 ["ZIJ GELOOFT IN MIJ" PLAYS] 563 00:30:36,455 --> 00:30:37,456 Mmm. 564 00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,531 Wait, is that a dutch guy 565 00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:42,618 singing "She Believes" in Me" by Kenny Rogers? 566 00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:44,131 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 567 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,914 That "Dutch guy" is the great André Hazes, 568 00:30:46,924 --> 00:30:49,343 and he's singing "Zij Gelooft in Mij", yes? 569 00:30:49,969 --> 00:30:51,376 Well. [LAUGHS] 570 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:54,854 And yes, the Gambling Man did it first. But... [SHUTS UP] 571 00:30:58,185 --> 00:31:00,938 [SINGS IN DUTCH] 572 00:31:07,194 --> 00:31:08,195 [LAUGHS] 573 00:31:09,196 --> 00:31:14,316 ♪ And who knows maybe on some special night ♪ 574 00:31:14,326 --> 00:31:17,611 ♪ If my song is good ♪ 575 00:31:17,621 --> 00:31:22,199 - ♪ I will find a way ♪ - [SINGS IN DUTCH] 576 00:31:22,209 --> 00:31:23,576 [BOTH LAUGH] 577 00:31:23,586 --> 00:31:28,424 - [SINGS INDIstinctly] - [BOTH LAUGH] 578 00:31:32,345 --> 00:31:33,346 Mmm. 579 00:31:35,014 --> 00:31:36,422 [PANTS] 580 00:31:36,432 --> 00:31:37,516 Psst. 581 00:31:38,934 --> 00:31:41,812 - What the hell are you doing? - [SHUTS UP] Be patient. 582 00:31:43,022 --> 00:31:44,023 Bicycle? 583 00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:46,182 Thank you. Hey, two, please. 584 00:31:46,192 --> 00:31:48,694 Ah, I love challenges. Hold this. 585 00:31:49,195 --> 00:31:53,606 [LAUGHS] Ah, friend. We just made tonight amazing. 586 00:31:53,616 --> 00:31:55,483 I don't want to walk around on a fucking bicycle. 587 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:57,078 Oh, come on. It will be fun. 588 00:31:58,329 --> 00:32:01,374 - Voila. Sixty euros. - Take a hundred. 589 00:32:02,038 --> 00:32:03,044 Thank you. 590 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,338 - Take. - Get that away from me. 591 00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:05,826 - Oh, come on. - No, I don't want it. 592 00:32:05,836 --> 00:32:07,620 Friend, let's grab the bikes, We found a mill. 593 00:32:07,630 --> 00:32:09,246 - No. I said no. - And why the hell not? 594 00:32:09,256 --> 00:32:11,008 I don't know how to ride a bike! 595 00:32:17,765 --> 00:32:19,809 [LAUGHS] 596 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:27,441 There are no refunds. 597 00:32:28,776 --> 00:32:32,978 [LAUGHS] Damn, Roy. Do you know how to tie your own shoelaces? 598 00:32:32,988 --> 00:32:34,407 Stop being an idiot. 599 00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:39,666 When I went to Sunderland, my grandfather told me he would teach me 600 00:32:39,677 --> 00:32:41,285 to ride when came back for Christmas, 601 00:32:41,296 --> 00:32:43,841 and then the bastard died, and I haven't been on a bike since. 602 00:32:46,127 --> 00:32:47,284 And now that I say it out loud, 603 00:32:47,294 --> 00:32:48,475 I realize that not learning was 604 00:32:48,485 --> 00:32:50,079 actually a great lack of respect for his memory, 605 00:32:50,089 --> 00:32:52,123 and now I feel ashamed. So can we stop talking about this 606 00:32:52,133 --> 00:32:54,625 and I download again my negative emotions with you, 607 00:32:54,635 --> 00:32:56,262 Do you deserve it or not? 608 00:33:03,978 --> 00:33:07,023 Come on, Roy. For grandfather. 609 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,530 Shit. 610 00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:22,038 Well, you're going to sit up straight, look ahead and pedal. 611 00:33:26,167 --> 00:33:27,950 Get back on. Just get back on. 612 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,505 Put your feet on the pedals. Put your feet on the pedals. 613 00:33:32,214 --> 00:33:34,248 That's it, good. Now pedal. Now pedal. 614 00:33:34,258 --> 00:33:36,042 Put your foot on the pedal... 615 00:33:36,052 --> 00:33:38,627 Very good. Well. Very good. OK that's fine. Very good. 616 00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:42,590 -[EXHALES DEEPLY] - To the bicycle. Good. There you go. 617 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,467 Raise it, but with anger, man. 618 00:33:44,477 --> 00:33:50,389 Good boy. Pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal. That is. Hey! 619 00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:52,933 Good boy, pedal. Really... That's it, that's it! 620 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,226 That's ok! Very good. 621 00:33:54,236 --> 00:33:56,562 You did it for two seconds, man. That's an improvement. 622 00:33:56,572 --> 00:33:58,647 Relax, friend. Don't worry. Don't worry. 623 00:33:58,657 --> 00:34:01,619 Hey! That...? you are doing it okay, man. Calm down. 624 00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:04,737 And how is that going to help anyone? 625 00:34:04,747 --> 00:34:07,156 There. That is. Good, good. - [SHAKES BREATH] 626 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,574 - I can't turn the other way. - Yes ok. This way, this way. 627 00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:11,202 - I can't turn the other way. - Alright. Follow me. 628 00:34:11,212 --> 00:34:12,536 - Try to run me over! - I can't turn. 629 00:34:12,546 --> 00:34:15,081 It's all about balance, man. Just like haggling. 630 00:34:15,091 --> 00:34:17,083 If you can dribble, you can balance. That is. 631 00:34:17,093 --> 00:34:18,417 Yes that's fine. You... 632 00:34:18,427 --> 00:34:20,252 - Very good, friend. It's okay... - I'm going to kill you. 633 00:34:20,262 --> 00:34:22,545 - You're doing it. You are doing it. - I'm doing it. 634 00:34:22,555 --> 00:34:25,049 Let's go find a fucking windmill! 635 00:34:25,059 --> 00:34:29,762 [LAUGHS] For grandpa's sake! Well, wait for me. 636 00:34:29,772 --> 00:34:31,013 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 637 00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:33,306 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 638 00:34:33,316 --> 00:34:35,736 [CUSTOMERS TALK] 639 00:34:41,742 --> 00:34:42,902 [HIGGINS] Shall we sit here? 640 00:34:43,369 --> 00:34:45,820 Well, yes. you said to pick good seats, so... 641 00:34:45,830 --> 00:34:49,874 Yes, but these are so... [SIGH] ...exposed. 642 00:34:51,759 --> 00:34:53,058 Oh no. 643 00:34:53,069 --> 00:34:56,052 It's like that time I was right in front of you in an improvised comedy show. 644 00:34:56,063 --> 00:34:58,206 Are you going to make up a song Why do I look like an altar boy? 645 00:34:58,217 --> 00:35:00,126 [CHUNGING] Okay. L-You did very well. 646 00:35:00,136 --> 00:35:02,304 - [INHALES DEEPLY] Thank you. - Here's your drink. 647 00:35:03,305 --> 00:35:04,545 Thanks for doing this, Will. 648 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,174 A pilgrim alone is nothing more than a fanatic, 649 00:35:07,184 --> 00:35:10,604 but two pilgrims together, that is a pilgrimage. 650 00:35:11,647 --> 00:35:13,065 - [LAUGHS] - Health. 651 00:35:14,275 --> 00:35:15,901 - Ah, here we go. Hmm. - Hmm? 652 00:35:16,402 --> 00:35:17,903 [THE AUDIENCE APPLAUSES] 653 00:35:19,947 --> 00:35:22,055 Welcome to Jazz Café Alto. 654 00:35:22,065 --> 00:35:25,609 My name is Dante Charles and we are Kartel. 655 00:35:25,619 --> 00:35:28,122 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 656 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:33,252 -Miles Davis once said that... - Yes, yes, yes. 657 00:35:34,003 --> 00:35:36,922 [DANTE] ♪ Remember the night ♪ 658 00:35:37,798 --> 00:35:40,458 [TRENT] And that was the second time that I came out to her. 659 00:35:40,468 --> 00:35:43,512 - [COLIN LAUGHS] - This time, however, he believed me. 660 00:35:45,139 --> 00:35:49,091 And now... [INHALES HARD] ...we are more united than ever. 661 00:35:49,101 --> 00:35:50,186 And your daughter? 662 00:35:51,020 --> 00:35:52,730 Yes. He has never been happier. 663 00:35:54,774 --> 00:35:56,108 [LAUGHS] 664 00:35:56,609 --> 00:35:58,527 [INHALES HARD] What I mean is that 665 00:35:59,362 --> 00:36:01,864 it was very difficult carry that secret. 666 00:36:02,615 --> 00:36:04,742 - But I'm not a professional athlete. - [CHUFFING] 667 00:36:05,868 --> 00:36:06,869 How do you do it? 668 00:36:08,579 --> 00:36:14,579 Well... [BREATHES DEEPLY] ...my whole life is actually two lives. 669 00:36:17,171 --> 00:36:18,422 There's my work life. 670 00:36:19,423 --> 00:36:21,509 Nobody from the club knows. 671 00:36:22,218 --> 00:36:24,251 I... I would like to think that they wouldn't care, 672 00:36:24,261 --> 00:36:27,306 but... it's easier that way. 673 00:36:29,350 --> 00:36:30,643 And then there's my love life. 674 00:36:32,103 --> 00:36:33,354 Some guys find it sexy. 675 00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:36,931 Others say they don't care, but 676 00:36:37,157 --> 00:36:39,858 in the end they get tired and they leave. 677 00:36:40,903 --> 00:36:43,531 Then the club brought in Dr. Sharon... 678 00:36:45,825 --> 00:36:47,868 and she helped me realize that I have... 679 00:36:50,371 --> 00:36:51,372 a pain 680 00:36:51,956 --> 00:36:53,489 [CLICKS TONGUE, BREATHE DEEPLY] 681 00:36:53,499 --> 00:36:58,838 A pain because my two lives be one life. 682 00:37:02,174 --> 00:37:03,801 I don't want to be a spokesperson for anything. 683 00:37:05,219 --> 00:37:07,179 I don't want a lot of apologies. 684 00:37:09,807 --> 00:37:10,808 [SIGH] 685 00:37:11,475 --> 00:37:15,604 The only thing I want is that when we win a game, 686 00:37:17,064 --> 00:37:20,219 I can kiss my boy 687 00:37:20,229 --> 00:37:23,030 the same way as the others They can kiss their girls. 688 00:37:24,697 --> 00:37:25,781 - [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 689 00:37:28,367 --> 00:37:30,828 And I know we can't fix all the pains we carry inside. 690 00:37:33,831 --> 00:37:36,167 But it shouldn't have either. than pretend it doesn't exist. 691 00:37:40,463 --> 00:37:43,424 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 692 00:37:46,385 --> 00:37:48,678 How did you know? Mine? 693 00:37:48,689 --> 00:37:49,812 [INHALE DEEPLY] 694 00:37:49,823 --> 00:37:54,828 Well I used my Holmesian powers of journalistic deduction. 695 00:37:56,979 --> 00:37:59,148 I saw you kissing a guy outside Sam's restaurant. 696 00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:02,808 - Oh. Yes. [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 697 00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:04,528 [BELLS RING] 698 00:38:05,279 --> 00:38:07,615 - Those are the bells of Westerkerk. - Oh. 699 00:38:08,532 --> 00:38:13,120 [INHALES HARD] Anne Frank was listening those same bells every night. 700 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:15,581 He lived right there. 701 00:38:16,666 --> 00:38:18,751 Oh, of course... Right next to this big pink triangle? 702 00:38:20,169 --> 00:38:21,796 I think that came a little later. 703 00:38:23,297 --> 00:38:25,331 Oh yes. [LAUGHS] 704 00:38:25,341 --> 00:38:28,302 [PEOPLE TALK] 705 00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:09,583 [GUIDE] "One does not expect to obtain from life 706 00:39:09,593 --> 00:39:12,304 what you have already learned that this cannot give, 707 00:39:13,472 --> 00:39:18,894 rather, one begins to see that life is a kind of sowing time... 708 00:39:21,022 --> 00:39:22,732 and that the harvest has not yet arrived." 709 00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:27,445 [INHALE HARD] He was just a humble preacher's son. 710 00:39:28,362 --> 00:39:31,070 And yes, he had his demons, 711 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:34,285 but they never stopped him keep looking for beauty. 712 00:39:36,787 --> 00:39:41,459 Because when you find beauty, you find inspiration. 713 00:39:43,377 --> 00:39:47,840 As long as, of course, Stay as determined as Vincent. 714 00:39:48,507 --> 00:39:53,054 [INHALE DEEPLY] Never stop, no matter how many failures there are. 715 00:39:54,263 --> 00:39:58,934 When you know you're doing what you are meant to do, you have to try. 716 00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:05,733 Where I come from... 717 00:40:07,318 --> 00:40:12,615 Kansas, my home... This here is the flower of our state. 718 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,370 Hmm. I want you to keep this. 719 00:40:20,498 --> 00:40:22,083 Hey, we close in three minutes. 720 00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:24,168 Merci beaucoup. 721 00:40:25,378 --> 00:40:26,379 Yes. 722 00:40:29,382 --> 00:40:32,510 [AFC RICHMOND TEAM SCREAMS, UROOR] 723 00:40:35,638 --> 00:40:41,638 [SHOUTS IN SPANISH] We're in Holland! We should try Dutch food! 724 00:40:41,727 --> 00:40:44,178 - As a Frenchman, I would rather die! - No! 725 00:40:44,188 --> 00:40:45,898 [SCREAMS AND DUMB CONTINUE] 726 00:40:48,818 --> 00:40:50,559 [ISAAC] Enough! 727 00:40:50,569 --> 00:40:54,323 This crossroads is dividing us! 728 00:40:56,909 --> 00:40:58,452 Is this how this ends? [SHAKES BREATH] 729 00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:04,542 Should we crowd around the laptop for a movie night? 730 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:08,462 How else do we f-continue? 731 00:41:10,339 --> 00:41:13,259 How do we channel this lack of agreement? 732 00:41:14,135 --> 00:41:18,639 This discord? This fury? 733 00:41:20,349 --> 00:41:21,434 Captain. 734 00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:43,039 [SIGH] 735 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:49,994 [SIGH] Coach. I know you have my best interests in mind, 736 00:41:50,004 --> 00:41:51,829 or... at least those of the club. 737 00:41:51,839 --> 00:41:53,664 Although you are clearly upset for something else 738 00:41:53,674 --> 00:41:54,925 and you're taking it out on me. 739 00:41:57,011 --> 00:41:59,513 What I'm trying to say is that sorry for being a jerk before. 740 00:42:02,808 --> 00:42:04,393 I have been to Amsterdam twice. 741 00:42:05,144 --> 00:42:08,262 When I was 14, my dad I was trying to get back to my mom, 742 00:42:08,272 --> 00:42:12,026 and acted as a kind of fucking super dad or something, 743 00:42:12,526 --> 00:42:15,237 and brought me here to spend father and son time. 744 00:42:16,781 --> 00:42:19,357 Anyway, he said it was to watch a soccer game. 745 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,893 After the game, he took me 746 00:42:20,904 --> 00:42:23,232 to the Red Light District for my true gift. 747 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,728 He, uh... 748 00:42:26,034 --> 00:42:30,294 He took me to lose my virginity with those women behind the showcases. 749 00:42:30,961 --> 00:42:34,006 Jesus. It must have been traumatic. 750 00:42:34,757 --> 00:42:36,175 No. She loved it. 751 00:42:37,968 --> 00:42:39,669 Ah, for me... Sorry, you mean me. 752 00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:41,722 Eh, no. 753 00:42:42,723 --> 00:42:43,724 I-I don't know. 754 00:42:44,642 --> 00:42:45,643 I don't remember it. 755 00:42:47,061 --> 00:42:51,222 Anyway, a couple of years later, My mom brought me back. 756 00:42:51,232 --> 00:42:54,975 And we went to museums and we did all the tours, 757 00:42:54,985 --> 00:42:59,448 and it was the first time I tried a stroopwafel. I will never forget that time. 758 00:43:00,741 --> 00:43:02,643 Even though my dad wasn't here, 759 00:43:02,653 --> 00:43:06,214 somehow s-it continued here with us. Know? 760 00:43:10,418 --> 00:43:12,753 I was an asshole today too. Sorry. 761 00:43:17,216 --> 00:43:18,801 I think Keeley has a girlfriend. 762 00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:25,474 Hmm. Let's go find some windmills, shall we? 763 00:43:27,518 --> 00:43:28,519 Yeah. 764 00:43:29,854 --> 00:43:31,846 ["WAITIN' IN SCHOOL" PLAYS] 765 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:33,941 [CUSTOMERS TALK] 766 00:43:42,283 --> 00:43:43,283 Boom. 767 00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:51,077 - Hello, cowboy. - Hello. 768 00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:53,597 Welcome to Yankee Doodle Burger Barn. Table for one? 769 00:43:53,608 --> 00:43:56,517 That...? Yes please. Yes. Hey, what part of the United States are you from? 770 00:43:56,528 --> 00:43:57,654 Melbourne. 771 00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:00,082 There's plenty of room tonight, where would you like to sit? 772 00:44:00,092 --> 00:44:02,418 Windy City, Big Apple or Hollywood? 773 00:44:02,428 --> 00:44:05,676 Oh ok. Tell mom that Roxie Hart comes home. 774 00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:07,968 Lipschitz. [LAUGHS] 775 00:44:09,727 --> 00:44:11,062 [STUTTERS] Chicago. [LAUGHS] 776 00:44:16,817 --> 00:44:17,975 Windy City. 777 00:44:17,985 --> 00:44:20,112 Great, friend. Arre. [LAUGHS] 778 00:44:22,573 --> 00:44:23,908 [CUSTOMERS CHEER] 779 00:44:28,537 --> 00:44:32,750 - Here you go. Your fancy hot dog. - [SPEAKS INDISTINTLY] 780 00:44:34,502 --> 00:44:37,286 - Hello. - [CUSTOMER 1] Hey, can you bring me some ranch dressing? 781 00:44:37,296 --> 00:44:38,714 [WAITRESS] Mmm. Of course, ma'am. 782 00:44:39,134 --> 00:44:41,901 Hello, cowboy. Is it okay here? 783 00:44:42,301 --> 00:44:43,636 Yes. Yes. [LAUGHS] 784 00:44:44,303 --> 00:44:46,222 - Enjoy. - Thank you. 785 00:44:48,891 --> 00:44:51,894 - Oh, no, you didn't do that. [LAUGHS] - Yes. 786 00:44:52,478 --> 00:44:53,636 Well, yes it happened. 787 00:44:53,646 --> 00:44:55,189 [LAUGHS] 788 00:44:58,651 --> 00:45:01,435 - [SIGH] -[LAUGHS, INHALES DEEPLY] 789 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:02,808 Do you want some water? 790 00:45:04,686 --> 00:45:05,687 Good idea. 791 00:45:08,953 --> 00:45:10,371 [SIGH] This is very cozy. 792 00:45:11,539 --> 00:45:15,157 The food and the music, the boat and... 793 00:45:15,167 --> 00:45:18,379 [INHALES DEEPLY] It really is... 794 00:45:18,879 --> 00:45:19,912 Gezellig? 795 00:45:19,922 --> 00:45:23,791 [STUTTERS] You keep saying that word. Or are you choking? 796 00:45:23,801 --> 00:45:27,722 - Gezellig. That? - [LAUGHS] That same one. 797 00:45:28,597 --> 00:45:30,172 Come on then. What does it mean? 798 00:45:30,182 --> 00:45:34,301 That...? Uh... [STUTTERS, SIGHS] I don't know. Hey, gezellig. 799 00:45:34,311 --> 00:45:38,264 [STUTTERS] I don't think there is a direct translation into English. [STUTTERS] 800 00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:41,350 It can mean cozy. Like a warm fire. 801 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,611 Gezellig. [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 802 00:45:43,362 --> 00:45:45,479 But you can also keep your mind gezellig. 803 00:45:45,489 --> 00:45:46,522 Hmm. 804 00:45:46,532 --> 00:45:49,007 You know, your heart, your soul. 805 00:45:49,017 --> 00:45:51,661 The people you are with. The places you go. 806 00:45:51,672 --> 00:45:52,673 Know? 807 00:45:54,123 --> 00:45:55,614 Even this, right now, here is... 808 00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:56,709 Gezellig. 809 00:45:58,461 --> 00:45:59,670 Exactly. 810 00:46:05,843 --> 00:46:07,720 [THE DRYER BUZZES] 811 00:46:13,476 --> 00:46:14,477 [INHALE DEEPLY] 812 00:46:21,984 --> 00:46:23,319 They feel quite dry. 813 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,251 [THE DRYER BEEPS AND BUZZES] 814 00:46:42,088 --> 00:46:43,589 Good. Where were we? 815 00:46:45,132 --> 00:46:47,259 Came. 816 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,181 [THE ANNOUNCER SPEAK INDIstinctly] 817 00:46:56,644 --> 00:47:01,430 Here is your pyramid of onion rings and their freedom parents. 818 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,525 Thank you. 819 00:47:04,193 --> 00:47:05,194 Are you enjoying the game? 820 00:47:06,195 --> 00:47:07,728 Oh yes. Hey, you know what? 821 00:47:07,738 --> 00:47:10,908 I bet you a thousand dollars because the Bulls win 107 to 86. 822 00:47:11,867 --> 00:47:13,234 - [STUTTERS] - Just kidding. 823 00:47:13,244 --> 00:47:14,652 [BOTH LAUGH] 824 00:47:14,662 --> 00:47:17,581 I remember watching this game as a child with my dad. 825 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:21,961 Yes. I loved it watch basketball with him. 826 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,133 Thanks for sharing it. 827 00:47:28,009 --> 00:47:32,138 And feel free to choose from our menu of 50 Patriotic Sauces. 828 00:47:33,305 --> 00:47:35,131 And there is delicious cheese of Puerto Rico. 829 00:47:35,141 --> 00:47:39,969 Oh. [STUTTERS] You know what? Hey, why am I not surprised? 830 00:47:39,979 --> 00:47:41,480 - It can be done. - Thank you. 831 00:47:44,358 --> 00:47:46,976 [TV ANNOUNCER] And the Bulls enter in its triangular offensive, 832 00:47:46,986 --> 00:47:49,895 creating constant movement between the players. 833 00:47:49,905 --> 00:47:52,324 It has been the key of its success this season. 834 00:47:53,034 --> 00:47:56,037 It opens for Jordan. Lance. Yes! 835 00:47:58,289 --> 00:47:59,999 A pyramid is nothing more than a triangle. 836 00:48:02,335 --> 00:48:05,671 Actually three triangles supported each other. [LAUGHS] 837 00:48:11,010 --> 00:48:12,011 Hello, Ted. 838 00:48:15,348 --> 00:48:17,475 [ANNOUNCER ON TV SPEAKS INDIstinctly] 839 00:48:18,851 --> 00:48:21,562 Hey. So, uh, what does this one look like? 840 00:48:23,981 --> 00:48:25,348 [STUTTERS] 841 00:48:25,358 --> 00:48:26,478 Why did you bring me this one? 842 00:48:27,485 --> 00:48:28,861 It's the best. 843 00:48:36,952 --> 00:48:37,953 [LAUGHS] 844 00:49:08,526 --> 00:49:09,860 Well, this is indeed strange. 845 00:49:10,945 --> 00:49:14,063 Hello? [ECHO] 846 00:49:14,073 --> 00:49:15,481 [DISCEROUS VOICE] Hello, Ted. 847 00:49:15,491 --> 00:49:17,942 Hey, that's me. Who are you? 848 00:49:17,952 --> 00:49:21,070 I am the True Spirit of Adventure. 849 00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,417 Oops, I like it. So what's up, SEE? 850 00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:27,420 Do you know where Are the triangles coming, Ted? 851 00:49:27,962 --> 00:49:30,079 I don't know. Did God drop a square on the floor 852 00:49:30,089 --> 00:49:31,497 and it broke in half along or something like that? 853 00:49:31,507 --> 00:49:32,957 - Oops. - No, Ted. 854 00:49:32,967 --> 00:49:36,794 It is debated that the triangle It was first defined by Pythagoras 855 00:49:36,804 --> 00:49:40,297 like any figure with three sides and three corners. 856 00:49:40,307 --> 00:49:41,310 It's a good theorem. 857 00:49:41,321 --> 00:49:43,199 But throughout history, many have believed 858 00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:45,375 that triangles have special powers. 859 00:49:45,386 --> 00:49:46,388 Oh yes. 860 00:49:46,398 --> 00:49:49,849 From the Holy Trinity of Christianity to the trikaya of Buddhism. 861 00:49:49,859 --> 00:49:52,560 There is also that disturbing eye on the back of the one dollar bill. 862 00:49:52,570 --> 00:49:53,779 Oh yes. 863 00:49:54,447 --> 00:49:58,107 In some indigenous cultures of North America, The triangle symbolizes home. 864 00:49:58,117 --> 00:50:01,861 Mmm. I regret that the Europeans expelled to all those people in their triangle. 865 00:50:01,871 --> 00:50:05,406 But the concept of the triangle reached its peak in 1989 866 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:07,244 when a man named Tex Winter, 867 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,036 assistant coach your Chicago Bulls... 868 00:50:10,046 --> 00:50:13,039 - [THE PUBLIC ENCOURAGES] - ...introduced its triangular offensive. 869 00:50:13,049 --> 00:50:14,665 The central component consisted of 870 00:50:14,675 --> 00:50:16,988 that a player always I had two companions 871 00:50:16,999 --> 00:50:19,086 available to those to be able to pass the ball to them. 872 00:50:19,096 --> 00:50:21,380 - [TED] Hmm. - Those three players formed... 873 00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:22,465 A triangle. 874 00:50:22,475 --> 00:50:23,632 Bingo, Ringo. 875 00:50:23,642 --> 00:50:26,437 But that never was the only triangle on the court. 876 00:50:27,146 --> 00:50:32,224 Because when the players moved, They created more and more triangles. 877 00:50:32,234 --> 00:50:34,477 Hey, you're right. 878 00:50:34,487 --> 00:50:36,979 Actually, Ted, you're right. 879 00:50:36,989 --> 00:50:38,064 Yes! 880 00:50:38,074 --> 00:50:41,202 - [THE WAITERS CHEER AND APPLAUSE] - [WAITER] Hello, cowboy. 881 00:50:43,037 --> 00:50:44,695 Hey. Can you lend me a pen? 882 00:50:44,705 --> 00:50:46,197 - [WAITER] Come on, boy! - Thank you. 883 00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:49,200 [WAITERS] ♪ Yankee Doodle Burger Barn happy birthday ♪ 884 00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:52,286 ♪ Yankee Doodle Burger Barn Happy birthday, Mel ♪ 885 00:50:52,296 --> 00:50:55,331 ♪ The United States won World War II ♪ 886 00:50:55,341 --> 00:50:58,292 ♪ But the West was liberated thanks to Canada ♪ 887 00:50:58,302 --> 00:51:00,503 ♪ Hey! ♪ [ANIMAN] 888 00:51:00,513 --> 00:51:01,837 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS] 889 00:51:01,847 --> 00:51:03,766 [CUSTOMERS TALK] 890 00:51:10,231 --> 00:51:12,733 [HUM] 891 00:51:14,777 --> 00:51:16,779 - Do you play? - Huh. 892 00:51:19,073 --> 00:51:21,482 - Huh. [STUTTERS] - Yes. Yes, he... yes, he plays. Touch. 893 00:51:21,492 --> 00:51:23,794 Play bass because Chet Baker... 894 00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:26,238 Chet Ba... Do you know Who is Chet Baker? 895 00:51:26,956 --> 00:51:28,851 - Very good. Well. - Uh-huh. 896 00:51:31,419 --> 00:51:32,503 Players, inside. 897 00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:36,914 Pillows ready. 898 00:51:36,924 --> 00:51:38,634 [PLAYERS SING] 899 00:51:39,385 --> 00:51:41,303 - [ISAAC] Get started! -[GRUNLING] 900 00:51:52,732 --> 00:51:54,181 Now let's get lost. 901 00:51:54,191 --> 00:51:56,475 [CUSTOMERS CHEER] 902 00:51:56,485 --> 00:51:58,571 ["LET'S GET LOST" PLAYS] 903 00:52:29,226 --> 00:52:30,227 [SIGH] 904 00:52:46,702 --> 00:52:48,746 - Vanilla vodka. - Oh! 905 00:53:11,727 --> 00:53:13,886 My God. It's still going. 906 00:53:13,896 --> 00:53:17,191 - Yes. It's pretty incredible. - [WAITER 1 LAUGHS] 907 00:53:17,817 --> 00:53:19,151 What the hell is he doing? 908 00:53:19,819 --> 00:53:22,238 I don't know. But he has my pen. 909 00:53:22,822 --> 00:53:24,939 [WAITER 2] Derek is going to make you buy a new one. 910 00:53:24,949 --> 00:53:26,659 I hate fucking Derek. 911 00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:28,327 [BOTH] Yes. 912 00:53:59,358 --> 00:54:00,359 [ROY] Shit! 913 00:54:03,612 --> 00:54:07,491 ♪ Let's get lost ♪ 914 00:54:08,117 --> 00:54:09,869 [CUSTOMERS CHEER AND APPLAUSE] 915 00:54:12,121 --> 00:54:13,914 Oooh! 916 00:54:40,775 --> 00:54:41,984 [INHALE DEEPLY] 917 00:54:42,777 --> 00:54:45,154 Good morning. 918 00:54:49,033 --> 00:54:50,493 So, uh... 919 00:54:54,413 --> 00:54:57,041 [INHALE HARD, EXHALE] 920 00:54:58,584 --> 00:54:59,585 Last night... 921 00:55:02,338 --> 00:55:03,339 Us...? 922 00:55:04,882 --> 00:55:05,883 Did we do it? 923 00:55:07,968 --> 00:55:09,303 We, huh...? 924 00:55:13,349 --> 00:55:14,349 No. 925 00:55:17,687 --> 00:55:18,813 [LAUGHS] 926 00:55:19,939 --> 00:55:20,940 [REBECCA LAUGHS] 927 00:55:21,649 --> 00:55:23,182 - Breakfast? -[INHALES DEEPLY] 928 00:55:23,192 --> 00:55:26,779 Eh, no. I-I have to go. 929 00:55:29,198 --> 00:55:30,481 - Clear. [SIGH] -[INHALES DEEPLY] 930 00:55:30,491 --> 00:55:36,491 But, eh, thanks, eh... 931 00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:40,668 - [LAUGHS] - Eh, you're welcome, eh... 932 00:56:00,187 --> 00:56:02,440 [INHALES DEEPLY] I won't forget you. 933 00:56:03,024 --> 00:56:04,191 Yes, m-maybe so. 934 00:56:07,695 --> 00:56:08,863 People get Alzheimer's. 935 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,648 [LAUGHS] 936 00:56:12,658 --> 00:56:13,743 [LAUGHS] 937 00:56:18,122 --> 00:56:19,707 [REBECCA LAUGHS] 938 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:26,964 Did we do it? [CHANGING] 939 00:56:28,215 --> 00:56:32,335 Oh yes, we did. [SIGH] 940 00:56:32,345 --> 00:56:34,140 I'm telling you, Amsterdam was amazing. 941 00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:35,880 Incredible. Hey, yeah, we lost the game 942 00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:39,592 but my boss played in a jazz band and then... [STUTTERS] 943 00:56:39,602 --> 00:56:41,562 [ANIMATED MUSIC PLAYS] 944 00:56:47,818 --> 00:56:53,105 Gerbrandt, Gijs, Gilles, Brechje and Paul... [LAUGHS] 945 00:56:53,115 --> 00:56:58,819 [SPEAKS IN DUTCH] 946 00:56:58,829 --> 00:57:00,488 [ALL LAUGH] 947 00:57:00,498 --> 00:57:01,822 Well, doei. 948 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:03,334 Doei! 949 00:57:03,834 --> 00:57:05,368 - Hey, Will. - Hey, do you speak Dutch? 950 00:57:05,378 --> 00:57:06,827 Don't tell Jan. Where's Ted? 951 00:57:06,837 --> 00:57:08,829 - Hey, it's in the back. - Thank you. 952 00:57:08,839 --> 00:57:11,425 ["MAG IK DANSEN" PLAYING] 953 00:57:13,094 --> 00:57:16,295 Mom? Sorry. Yes, no... Uh... [LAUGHS] Um, what was I saying? 954 00:57:16,306 --> 00:57:17,833 And then I met the loveliest couple, 955 00:57:17,843 --> 00:57:19,407 and they invited me to a threesome. 956 00:57:19,418 --> 00:57:20,794 Bonjour. 957 00:57:26,414 --> 00:57:28,500 - Coach. [SIGH] - Hey, coach. 958 00:57:29,497 --> 00:57:32,005 - [SIGH] - Wait, let me guess, 959 00:57:32,390 --> 00:57:33,630 Piggy Stardust. 960 00:57:33,641 --> 00:57:36,702 - Bacon to bacon, oink to oinky. - I love it. 961 00:57:36,712 --> 00:57:38,663 - [BOTH MIMIT AN EXPLOSION] - [LAUGHS] 962 00:57:38,673 --> 00:57:40,078 [THEY TALK] 963 00:57:40,089 --> 00:57:42,009 [SIGH] Hey, sorry about last night. 964 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:43,845 No, no, it's okay. I'm sorry. 965 00:57:43,856 --> 00:57:46,306 You know, I shouldn't have left you wander alone there 966 00:57:46,317 --> 00:57:47,684 with a head full of tea, you know. 967 00:57:47,794 --> 00:57:49,796 Eh, luckily it was a bad round. 968 00:57:52,068 --> 00:57:54,076 - What did you say? - I wasn't feeling anything. 969 00:57:54,086 --> 00:57:55,936 So I called Kenneth, he tried it, 970 00:57:55,946 --> 00:57:58,272 a couple of hours later He called me totally sorry. 971 00:57:58,282 --> 00:58:00,534 Confirmed: bad batch. [SIGH] 972 00:58:00,881 --> 00:58:01,902 Wow. 973 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,037 Happens. 974 00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:08,793 [STUTTERS] Hey, let me ask you something. 975 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:13,631 Does this serve any purpose? 976 00:58:19,220 --> 00:58:21,879 As I see it, We've been playing too stiff, you know? 977 00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,349 Our boys need freedom. 978 00:58:24,392 --> 00:58:27,802 Go wherever they want. Follow your instinct, your heart. 979 00:58:27,812 --> 00:58:29,207 Hey, whenever 980 00:58:29,217 --> 00:58:31,555 remember to cover the space that someone left behind. 981 00:58:31,565 --> 00:58:33,692 They have to watch their backs, that's for sure. 982 00:58:35,069 --> 00:58:38,406 But, you know, it's movement constant, non-stop. 983 00:58:38,989 --> 00:58:42,233 Go from position to position until the positions really, 984 00:58:42,243 --> 00:58:44,787 hey, stop existing. 985 00:58:45,621 --> 00:58:48,165 It's fast, fluid, free. 986 00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:51,460 With full support. [LAUGHS] 987 00:58:55,464 --> 00:58:57,007 Did you come up with this on your own? 988 00:58:58,104 --> 00:58:59,108 Yeah? 989 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:02,581 Congratulations. You should call it Total Football. 990 00:59:03,472 --> 00:59:04,473 Oops, I like it. 991 00:59:05,182 --> 00:59:07,393 Which was invented right here in Holland in the 70s. 992 00:59:10,479 --> 00:59:16,068 Oh. Hmm. Do you think we should try it? 993 00:59:16,861 --> 00:59:17,862 Yes, I think so. 994 00:59:19,155 --> 00:59:21,574 Very good, great. Total Soccer. 995 00:59:24,702 --> 00:59:25,818 Is there room for one more? 996 00:59:25,828 --> 00:59:28,956 [ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 997 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:32,460 [TED] Hey, boss. 998 00:59:36,088 --> 00:59:40,593 So, 12 unanswered messages, three GIFs without a "haha". 999 00:59:42,018 --> 00:59:43,071 We're ok? 1000 00:59:43,212 --> 00:59:49,585 Oh, sorry, Ted. My phone is at the bottom of a canal. 1001 00:59:52,396 --> 00:59:53,397 Is that Keats? 1002 00:59:54,565 --> 00:59:55,566 No. 1003 01:00:02,948 --> 01:00:04,398 Yes, it's okay. 1004 01:00:04,408 --> 01:00:06,192 Hey, Will, how are we doing? 1005 01:00:06,202 --> 01:00:08,819 Hey, we're missing two. Who is it? 1006 01:00:08,829 --> 01:00:09,945 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 1007 01:00:09,955 --> 01:00:12,198 Beautiful people! 1008 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:14,502 [CHEER, LAUGH] 1009 01:00:16,962 --> 01:00:18,329 [JAMIE] Did you miss me? 1010 01:00:18,339 --> 01:00:19,715 Don't fucking ask. 1011 01:00:20,632 --> 01:00:22,832 - [ROY] Come on. - We saw a windmill! 1012 01:00:22,843 --> 01:00:24,585 - [THE TEAM APPLAUSES AND CHEERS] - Very good. 1013 01:00:24,595 --> 01:00:25,721 Of course! 1014 01:00:27,556 --> 01:00:28,641 Come on! 1015 01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:31,550 A-I bet the show The sex was brutal. 1016 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,636 [EVERYONE MURMURES, MOANS] 1017 01:00:33,646 --> 01:00:36,065 - What? [LAUGHS] - Stop it, man. 1018 01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,361 [SIGH] 1019 01:00:40,861 --> 01:00:42,363 Is everything okay, boss? 1020 01:00:43,948 --> 01:00:47,952 ♪ Don't worry about anything ♪ 1021 01:00:50,204 --> 01:00:54,834 ♪ Because everything, absolutely everything It's going to be fine ♪ 1022 01:00:55,835 --> 01:01:01,298 - Well, I appreciate it. - ♪ Singing, don't worry about anything ♪ 1023 01:01:02,007 --> 01:01:06,001 ♪ Because everything, absolutely everything It's going to be fine ♪ 1024 01:01:06,011 --> 01:01:07,847 - [REBECCA] Uh! - [COACH BEARD] Everyone! 1025 01:01:08,347 --> 01:01:09,380 [ALL] ♪ Don't worry ♪ 1026 01:01:09,390 --> 01:01:10,881 [VOCALIZE] 1027 01:01:10,891 --> 01:01:12,633 [ALL] ♪ For nothing ♪ 1028 01:01:12,643 --> 01:01:14,885 [VOCALIZE] 1029 01:01:14,895 --> 01:01:19,223 [ALL] ♪ Because everything, absolutely everything It's going to be fine ♪ 1030 01:01:19,233 --> 01:01:20,975 [COACH BEARD] Once again! 1031 01:01:20,985 --> 01:01:25,489 [ALL] ♪ Singing, don't worry for nothing ♪ 1032 01:01:26,657 --> 01:01:28,190 [COACH BEARD] Don't worry about that now. 1033 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:32,153 ♪ Because everything, absolutely everything It's going to be fine ♪ 1034 01:01:32,163 --> 01:01:33,988 - [COACH BEARD] Everything! - [REBECCA] Uh! 1035 01:01:33,998 --> 01:01:37,116 - [ALL] ♪ Singing, don't worry ♪ - [COACH BEARD] Don't do it! 1036 01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:38,586 [ALL] ♪ For nothing ♪ 1037 01:01:40,796 --> 01:01:44,925 ♪ Because everything, absolutely everything It's going to be fine ♪ 1038 01:03:07,739 --> 01:03:12,739 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -