1 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:34,736 Preaching to the perverted 2 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:09,372 House of thwax 3 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,545 direct from New York's underground: 4 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,539 Former sex worker, 5 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,424 performance artist, and 6 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,085 lap dancer 7 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,505 now undisputed queen of the scene: 8 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:22,798 Tanya cheex! 9 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,009 Defying u.K. Authorities by 10 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,021 appearing with her banned show 11 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:31,647 this woman - 12 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:32,603 wom-on! 13 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:33,358 What!? 14 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:37,897 W-0-m-o-n! I woo no man! 15 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,239 Volunteers, approach the altar. 16 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,613 Approach the altar 17 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:08,344 Ow! Are you alright? 18 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,658 Tonight, we free the erotic spirit. 19 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,670 Hundreds and thousands of people 20 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,173 now frequent these kinky clubs. 21 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,425 Fetishism is the name, 22 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,559 breaking the law the game. 23 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,309 What are the authorities 24 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,316 doing about it? 25 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,232 When will porno sickos like 26 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,485 Tanya cheex be banned and gagged? 27 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,189 Excuse me, excuse me... 28 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,029 Mr. Harding, I'm sorry to disturb you, 29 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,409 but the press association 30 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,074 has been ringing constantly. 31 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,037 I'm not just a dial-a-quote. 32 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,623 Hello? Hello? Mr. Harding? 33 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,837 Have you got anything to say 34 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:18,455 about this? 35 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,215 Now what frightens normal folk 36 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,171 is the perversion is out the closet. 37 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,631 "Out of the closet...” got a quote? 38 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,383 Yeah, the clubs may be underground, 39 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,799 but their beliefs are infecting 40 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,810 the media. 41 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,436 Porn, wife swapping, paedophilia 42 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,643 it all links with these clubs! 43 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,727 Do something about it! 44 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,067 Come to my press conference. 45 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,700 Everyone is afraid to say 46 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:47,738 what needs to be said... 47 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,785 Except for you, Mr. Harding. 48 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,826 Oh, thank you, Esmeralda. 49 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,414 Eh, how is your son these days? 50 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,745 He's doing ever so well 51 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,913 at holy hardware. 52 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:57,582 Oh, well, eh... I might need 53 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,337 some help in that regard. 54 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,508 Is he a believer? 55 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,799 Oh, every Sunday, Mr. Harding. 56 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:05,631 Peter's taken very good care of me 57 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,130 since my husband passed away. 58 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,352 Reverend smyth-Osbourne... 59 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,563 Pentium processor and software bundle... 60 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,730 And connection to our 61 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,482 smut free Internet service. 62 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,361 Not long ago, a number of perverts 63 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,572 were jailed for nailing their penises 64 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,613 to planks and even sicker acts. 65 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,076 If it had been up to me, 66 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,665 I'd have cut their penises off! 67 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,752 I will cite that case and other laws 68 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,914 to combat immoral acts or 69 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,048 material offensive to women. 70 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,712 Conservatives, christians, 71 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,755 and feminists, such as these ladies, 72 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:52,302 all agree that the degrading 73 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,217 of women has gone far enough. 74 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,227 Oh, come on, Mr. Harding! 75 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:57,513 The only degrading 76 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:58,639 in "the house of thwax" 77 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,606 was happening to hairy-arsed men! 78 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,312 "The house of thwax" objectifies women; 79 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,063 females who present the 80 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,530 image males desire and- 81 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:08,068 oh come on! 82 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,566 You'll have to do better than that! 83 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,401 Britain must not allow even consenting 84 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,286 adults to harm each other. 85 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,238 What about boxing? 86 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,957 Manly pursuits are excluded. 87 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,494 Now once we amass evidence of 88 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,746 the filth flowing in these clubs 89 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,456 I'll be handing over to the 90 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,171 director of public prosecutions. 91 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,675 I'd use the women's bell 92 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,211 if I was you, mate. 93 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,633 Aaargh 94 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,885 see what I mean? 95 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,072 Thank you, mistress. 96 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,033 Thank you, mistress. 97 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,448 I promise I won't disturb 98 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:23,412 your academic work again. 99 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,596 Morning, mistress. 100 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,701 Good morning mistress. 101 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,258 Aids, sex addiction... 102 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:23,427 And he promised that performers 103 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,060 could soon be facing jail sentences. 104 00:09:28,485 --> 00:09:29,565 Clear off back to New York 105 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,270 Tanya cheex!- 106 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,400 shall I mail him a shit 107 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,644 sandwich, mistress? 108 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,442 Or I'll be tanning your cheeks 109 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,405 to the British court- 110 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,748 Any bombs? 111 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,301 My son's got an appointment 112 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,717 with Mr. Henry Harding, m.P.! 113 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,311 'Scuse me I've got an appointment with 114 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,101 Mr. Henry Harding, member of parliament 115 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,689 excuse me, but... 116 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,367 Only members are permitted 117 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,322 to address the keepers 118 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,665 of the cubby holes. 119 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,669 Oh, sorry. 120 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,955 Is there anybody here to 121 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,628 see Mr. Henry Harding? 122 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,552 You may have heard about my campaign. 123 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,388 I need a helper who's committed, 124 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,007 who's a Christian, 125 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:47,434 and who's brilliant with computers. 126 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,180 Well, I'm your man, Mr. Harding. 127 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,474 Mm, I see you attended Christ college 128 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,146 Oxford, or Cambridge? 129 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,728 Christ computer college in wales. 130 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,318 Where do you see yourself in 20 years? 131 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,607 Oh, Peter will be a member of 132 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,199 parliament one day, Mr. Harding. 133 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,989 I'm sure of it. 134 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,658 I haven't any firm plans, 135 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,501 except to serve the public good 136 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,370 if I can, Mr. Harding 137 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,292 do you realise we have over two hundred 138 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:19,839 applicants for this post, 139 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,677 some of them from the finest families 140 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,672 and colleges in this land? 141 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,967 I'll do mail shots, typing... 142 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,805 I'll tidy the office, 143 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,813 fetch sandwiches, 144 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,062 the laundry, anything! 145 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,101 Ahhh... and how many of your 146 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,683 oxbridge types are willing to 147 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,685 get their hands dirty, miss w? 148 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,944 Can you start today? 149 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,742 Well, uh, there's my Van... 150 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:45,781 And my job... 151 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,597 Eugenie, e-mail the whole list; 152 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,508 it's the next four venues. 153 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,556 Make sure it's all encrypted so that 154 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,894 each club owner only knows about 155 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,354 his own gig, and not the others. 156 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,320 Mistress, can I ask you why you're 157 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,985 deleting the venue details? 158 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,038 Watch where I send this e-mail. 159 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,469 And this is where we keep all of the... 160 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,050 - Filth! - Commander cope. 161 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,264 Yes? 162 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,599 She keeps on provoking us. But we 163 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,396 haven't any successful undercover men. 164 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,981 Commander, haven't you tried cracking 165 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:57,815 her anon code, 166 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,062 or tracing her remailing box? 167 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,652 Tracing drug peddlers, 168 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,647 and child pornographers on the Internet 169 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,740 that's the yard's priority. 170 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,906 Um now, Mr. Harding, do you really want 171 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,995 to look at this latest stuff? I mean 172 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,290 this... this is filth, for filth's sake! 173 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,499 Do you think if I wanted porn 174 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,133 I'd come here to get my supplies? 175 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,170 I'm not one of those posh tories, 176 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,637 you know, with gas masks 177 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,131 and women's knickers. 178 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,725 Can't you heroes do a better job 179 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,061 of breaking into these 180 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,230 clubs and porn rings, eh? 181 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,230 Henry, can you really see my boys 182 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,149 fitting into leather jodhpurs, mmmh? 183 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,232 Well, fat fibbin gibbins did quite 184 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,488 a good job in a skirt and blouse. 185 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,486 Yes well, this isn't tabloid journalism 186 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:52,828 you need solid evidence 187 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,832 to make a jury convict. 188 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,457 But there's actual bodily harm, 189 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,544 gross indecency, even blasphemy. 190 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,795 Tanya bum crucifies people 191 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,335 on a bloody stage. 192 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,175 No nails went in, Henry. 193 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,586 Now, let me warn you. 194 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,263 If you don't touch some collars 195 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,474 at the next event, I'm going to 196 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,885 initiate private prosecutions; 197 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,812 and your own proverbials 198 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,851 will be on the line. 199 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,058 It would be easier 200 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,401 to bring a private case. 201 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,068 Why don't you get someone 202 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,156 to go undercover? 203 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,782 Look, him! He's bright and eager. 204 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,031 And his good looks would go far 205 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,576 in a skin-deep world, eh? 206 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,033 I don't think I can. I wouldn't 207 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,785 be any good at it, Mr. Harding. 208 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,703 I simply can't, as a Christian. 209 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,377 But this is a Christian cause, lad! 210 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,376 It's for the good of the public. 211 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,718 You coming to evensong, Mr. h? 212 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,757 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come too, Pete 213 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,029 What is your doctorate about, madam? 214 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,232 The causal link between endorphins, 215 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,487 stimulation of specific receptor sites, 216 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,030 and euphoria. 217 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,247 There are a lot of endorphins in here; 218 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,617 natural painkillers. 219 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,244 And sufficient stimuli 220 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,962 can cause a state of euphoria 221 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,252 akin to an adrenaline high. 222 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,430 Have you thought about what I said? 223 00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,804 It's a god-given mission. 224 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,312 A private conviction would be a triumph 225 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,276 you'd be able to address 226 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,441 party conference, I promise... 227 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,646 6894. Thank you. 228 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,029 Couldn't you have gone by a 229 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,198 holy hardware, saved me a few Bob? 230 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,120 We're not logging on to the lord, 231 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,833 mr Harding. We're finding smut festivals 232 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,159 and tracing sources. 233 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:22,136 Jesus! 234 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,180 Would you like some chocolate, 235 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,192 Mr. Harding? 236 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:26,686 I'd like a sick bag... 237 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,861 Why don't you go home? 238 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,484 It'll be dawn soon. 239 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,369 You know... 240 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,242 Himmler always got sick 241 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,914 visiting the camps, 242 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,411 but he always forced himself to go on, 243 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,413 because he knew he couldn't afford 244 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,881 to show weakness. 245 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,627 But we're trying to stop crime, 246 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,096 Mr. Harding, not cause it. 247 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:18,739 Welcome to the house of thwax. 248 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,955 I said good night, Peter. 249 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,295 Good night, Mr. Harding. 250 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,240 Yes, this hour. 251 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,116 Are you club organiser? 252 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,088 Ni-foc? Ni-foc? 253 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,768 Must be an acronym. 254 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,657 Guess the answer by the time I've... 255 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,330 Showered, or else, game over. 256 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,374 Going for a shower. 257 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,466 Eureka! 258 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,387 Smart kid! 259 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,723 Yes I am 260 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,729 Tanya. 261 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,481 Tanya cheex. 262 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,612 ID 7221,858 who are you? 263 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,796 Peter who? Peter rabbit? 264 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,252 You will be permitted to 265 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,751 enter my presence this Saturday. 266 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:24,462 After that, members have to prove 267 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,091 themselves - as instructed by me. 268 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,815 "A very happy bunny indeed.” 269 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,827 Arriving early, or leaving late? 270 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,038 Tell Mr. Harding I've penetrated them... 271 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,747 The sexual underground! 272 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,542 Hey! What the fuck do you think 273 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,550 you're doing? 274 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,885 No. Penetration. Ever. 275 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,888 Who do you think I am? 276 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,673 Sorry, mistress. 277 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,467 No penis. Get it? 278 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,057 My clit ring can give me more pleasure 279 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,721 in a few seconds than that 280 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,598 can give me in a million years. 281 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,696 Get out! Forever! 282 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,834 Testing. Testing. 283 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:46,627 What? 284 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,014 See in the dark! 285 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,016 How much? 286 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:50,843 £5,000 287 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,060 humph, forget it 288 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,646 Eh. No I need some more money. 289 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,733 No, you've got to. 290 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,244 Dom or sub? 291 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:22,533 Pardon 292 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,210 you dominant, or submissive? 293 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:28,122 About average. 294 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,916 You can only be one or the other. 295 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,710 So which are you? 296 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,011 All right, now we come to lot 297 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,054 number fourteen: Experienced 298 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,769 slave with a high pain threshold. 299 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,774 I have a prince Albert piercing; 300 00:24:47,778 --> 00:24:50,736 I'm into heavy cock and ball torture; 301 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,281 scarification including branding; I 302 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,195 really enjoy eating out of soiled 303 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:59,036 panties; Uh, and heavy bull whipping. 304 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,912 So what do they call you? 305 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,201 Oh, Mr. happy. 306 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,623 All right, what is he worth? 307 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,356 You on the list? 308 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,193 Yeah! 309 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,535 What list? 310 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,868 Bye bye, cunt. 311 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:28,961 Tanya! 312 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:30,129 It's me! 313 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,709 The happy bunny! 314 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,754 Let him in. 315 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,298 You'll have to stay back. 316 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,265 You haven't been initiated. 317 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,701 It's pretty tame, don't you think? 318 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,752 I want to rest. Let them go. 319 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:53,266 Piss off the pair of you 320 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,204 "Dear diary, today mom bought me a 321 00:29:14,211 --> 00:29:16,953 little dog in a pink party hat.” 322 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:26,545 A Princess. 323 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,133 Get lost. 324 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,978 I have a prince Albert piercing; 325 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,938 I'm into heavy cock and ball torture; 326 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,443 scarification including branding; 327 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,900 I really enjoy eating out soiled panties 328 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,023 I can see you got inside the place, boy. 329 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,276 I can't see any visual proof 330 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,411 that the law was broken. 331 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,281 But what about her backswing? That bloke 332 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,829 won't be able to sit down for a week! 333 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:57,792 Where are the marks, ey? 334 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,502 Actual bodily harm 335 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,121 must cause bruising. 336 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,250 You've wasted all the money I've spent. 337 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,964 Well, what did you expect, Mr. Harding? 338 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,427 I'm not part of their inner circle. 339 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,797 Get inside it, get a conviction, 340 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:10,808 or get the sack. 341 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,177 But what you're asking could be 342 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:14,100 physically dangerous! And humiliating... 343 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,595 Young man, there's a connection 344 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,097 between debasing yourself 345 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,723 and pursuing your career. 346 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:29,866 Forceps. 347 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120 Forceps. 348 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:33,320 Speculum. 349 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,155 Try and get it right this time? 350 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:07,983 Hello. 351 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,193 That's very cute. 352 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,819 What breed of dog is it? 353 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,040 A puppy. 354 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,704 Look at you! 355 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,499 Look at you with your little pink hat. 356 00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,880 Move along now please, madam. 357 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:27,795 "When I grow up, 358 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,919 I'll be a Princess in my own castle 359 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,511 with slaves to do the housework and 360 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,177 princes knocking on the door" 361 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,363 The goddess is ready for sacrifice! 362 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:22,095 In sparta, the finest young male 363 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:24,849 specimens would undergo whippings on the 364 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:28,444 bare flesh to honour the goddess Artemis 365 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,729 whippings by her priestesses. 366 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,649 They were first bound hand and foot 367 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,742 over Artemis' column. 368 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:41,327 Stand for cue 7, Artemis' column. 369 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:44,497 54321... 370 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,504 Cue. 371 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,525 Excuse me! I don't want to be whipped. 372 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,060 All right. Well, show your devotion 373 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:11,071 in some other way. 374 00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:27,043 Stripping naked is the decisive action. 375 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,792 When man or a woman become beast, 376 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,085 by revealing their furry parts. 377 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,880 In the rites and religions of the 378 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:35,968 ancient world 379 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:40,386 was licensed on public holidays. 380 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,767 Stripping naked is the decisive action. 381 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,268 Oh, Christ! 382 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,516 You don't have to go naked 383 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:50,483 if you don't want to. 384 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,648 Right, I won't! 385 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:57,732 So what do you like? 386 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,902 Er, nothing too painful. 387 00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,757 Are you willing to wear 388 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,258 the goddess' ring? 389 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,103 To be admitted to her circle? 390 00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:30,811 No. No. 391 00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,520 Then this... 392 00:34:34,531 --> 00:34:36,863 Is as close to me as you'll ever get. 393 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,963 There's nothing on the tape. 394 00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,800 What do you mean there's nothing on it? 395 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,930 Well, they stripped the jacket off. 396 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:08,015 All that money I spent. 397 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,058 Did you hand in your brains 398 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,557 at birth, eh? Right, you're sacked! 399 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:13,854 I'm bloody going anyway. 400 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,602 You pay less than social security! 401 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,153 Useless runt! 402 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:21,074 N-no, let's not get hasty. 403 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:24,868 Christ on a bike! What happened? 404 00:35:25,248 --> 00:35:27,159 This is what I had done 405 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,532 to give me a chance next time. 406 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,033 Chance of what? 407 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:33,003 Getting in close; Getting the evidence; 408 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,371 being part of their world. 409 00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:40,085 I'm not some bloody zoo exhibit! 410 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,889 Peter! 411 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,095 Wait, son; Look, I'm sorry about that 412 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:48,267 what I said back there. 413 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,227 You're... you're invaluable to us, 414 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,017 you know, to our mission. 415 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:54,023 No more running errands for her; 416 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,107 I take my orders from you. 417 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:55,645 Done. 418 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:56,814 And no more starving on your 419 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,145 measly allowance; I want food 420 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,191 vouchers for the strangers' canteen. 421 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:00,199 Done. 422 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,607 Plus, you're coming with us 423 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:03,032 to the members' restaurant. 424 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:04,572 It's a special occasion. 425 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,112 You dine on the left, 426 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,826 or on the right, sir? 427 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,801 Mmm, it's lovely, eh? 428 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:34,897 Twenty years, 429 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:37,267 miss w's been working with me. 430 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,616 Don't see why we have to share 431 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,405 this occasion. 432 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,612 If you don't mind, 433 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,615 I think I'll get back to work. 434 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,143 You're required to attend 435 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,854 mistress Tanya tonight. 436 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:18,562 Hold still... I said still! 437 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:23,647 You coming or not, slave? 438 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,740 Yes, I just have to, uh... 439 00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,901 Don't clench your cheeks! 440 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,828 Stop whingeing, you worm. 441 00:37:31,708 --> 00:37:32,493 Mum? 442 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,290 Peter, at last! 443 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,625 You've had me worried sick! 444 00:37:35,628 --> 00:37:36,959 Now where on earth are you? 445 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,249 I won't be home tonight. I have to... 446 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,463 Um... work. 447 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:42,005 Again? 448 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,088 Aargh! Stop making such a fuss! 449 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:47,721 What was that? It sounded like a scream! 450 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,095 Can you press a shirt for the morning? 451 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,106 Funny 452 00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:03,728 Look, stop the car. 453 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,071 This is just bonkers! 454 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,065 Peter, nobody's going to make you do 455 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,407 anything you don't want to do. 456 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,026 Well, I don't want to be down here on 457 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,029 the floor like a lap dog for a start. 458 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,196 Well then come up here 459 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,199 and be like a lap dog. 460 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,053 You haven't done this before, have you? 461 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,514 What do you think? 462 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,991 To show that you're mine. 463 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,579 But if you want it off your neck at any 464 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,915 time, I'll do it, and you can walk away. 465 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,799 Don't be frightened. 466 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:11,634 I'm shy... about my... furry parts. 467 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,094 I've never been with a woman. 468 00:39:14,143 --> 00:39:17,226 Or a... "Womon'" come to think of it. 469 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,559 You're not going to lose your virginity. 470 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,439 Later on you're going to massage me, 471 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:23,861 pleasure me. 472 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,569 But first... 473 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:29,572 I'm going to bind you. 474 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,073 A goddess... 475 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,334 To be worshiped by all. 476 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,662 Go on. 477 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,920 I, er... 478 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,505 Pleasure me. 479 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,395 The new slave needs instructing. 480 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:04,167 Relax. Learn. Then it's your turn. 481 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:31,069 A qualified muff diver! 482 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,696 Relax. What you did was natural. 483 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000 Yeah? 484 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,533 You wouldn't see it in a zoo, 485 00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:46,785 or in the wild. 486 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:51,089 Fix me breakfast, Peter. 487 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:54,508 Morning, mistress. 488 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,728 Is that the same miss cheex 489 00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:07,723 that pays the bills, dad? 490 00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:09,401 Uh huh. 491 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,906 No angst. 492 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:27,876 You're still a virgin. I kept my promise 493 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:57,280 Well, I'm quite speechless 494 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,660 and by the looks of you... it turned 495 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,445 your stomach even more than mine. 496 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,416 Went through a lot to get this, son. 497 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:10,167 Well done. 498 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,703 Hear, hear! 499 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,043 Maybe you'll be aiming for the 500 00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,544 front bench one day, son. 501 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,673 It's all right, son! 502 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,296 We've got enough to prosecute now. 503 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,266 Now you have a good boke. 504 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,571 You trying to finish me off? 505 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:39,574 What? 506 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:40,986 I've seen it once. 507 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,153 I know what you've got. 508 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,028 Come on. Come on! 509 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:50,371 Chopham school for boys summer 1969 510 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,249 chopham boys. 511 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:56,747 I was headmaster there for eight years. 512 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,508 And I was school secretary. 513 00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:02,503 Three! 514 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,096 Sir, thank you... 515 00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:05,177 Four! 516 00:44:05,268 --> 00:44:06,849 Thank you... 517 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,969 Five! Thank you... 518 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,481 Potent stuff. 519 00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:16,643 Time for a private prosecution? 520 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:19,358 Skin has been broken; 521 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,615 the law of the land has been broken. 522 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:24,571 Right. 523 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,569 Names and addresses... 524 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:28,738 Of the perpetrators. 525 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:31,616 Great stuff. Here. That's it. 526 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,751 Well, I've only got the one, uh... 527 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,754 Tanya cheex. 528 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,714 She was a doer. There need to be 529 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:43,503 all clearly identifiable in a court. 530 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,339 Bring back traditional details: 531 00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,595 Faces, names, addresses. 532 00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:51,519 Then I can be effective. 533 00:44:51,731 --> 00:44:53,016 Four hundred quid an hour, 534 00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:54,024 you'd better be! 535 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:56,857 Guineas. 536 00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,652 Hey, I want you to know all this is 537 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,771 coming out me own pocket. 538 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:02,571 Oh! 539 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,192 Oh? 540 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:04,694 Triple "0". 541 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:08,869 Mr. Harding, should we really bother 542 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,409 making all this legal fuss? 543 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,039 Should we really bother about 544 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,749 making laws in parliament, eh? 545 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:16,039 These people don't harm anyone else. 546 00:45:16,047 --> 00:45:18,208 You told me what they did disgusts you. 547 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,130 I mean, you were physically sick 548 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,420 after a night in their clutches 549 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:23,835 now find out where that hussy's 550 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,846 performing next and nail her! 551 00:45:33,773 --> 00:45:36,059 You remembered my birthday, mistress. 552 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,079 Is it for an enema, mistress? 553 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,087 No. 554 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:04,797 Shoot me. 555 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,265 Steam does you a power of good. 556 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,526 It took a lot of guts to do what you 557 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:25,021 did son. Take me hat off to you. 558 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,412 There was something I wanted to ask you, 559 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:37,204 actually. Um, I mean, if you don't mind. 560 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,661 No, no, go ahead. 561 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:41,541 Well... 562 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,088 Were you and miss w ever... 563 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,461 I mean, did you- 564 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:51,589 -fornicate? Answer's no. 565 00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,932 She loves you, though. 566 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,222 Not in a carnal way. 567 00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:59,230 Then why the seamed stockings? 568 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:03,734 She's worn those since I knew her. 569 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,399 That's what women wore then, 570 00:47:05,406 --> 00:47:06,816 old-fashioned women. 571 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,149 Well, she would've had to have been 572 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,243 living in the stone age. 573 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,486 What? 574 00:47:14,874 --> 00:47:16,865 Not to wear any knickers? 575 00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,038 Now look, you know I'm not a hypocrite, 576 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,046 Peter. 577 00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:24,835 I've never been married, but 578 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,082 miss w. Was never going to be 579 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,129 spouse material. 580 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,970 We never had sex, 581 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:33,965 whatever filthy deeds you suspect me of. 582 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:35,929 I'll hear no more about it. 583 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:44,979 Tannoy: Staff announcement. 584 00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,653 Natalie sharp to checkout please. 585 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,323 A mistress never shops. 586 00:47:58,376 --> 00:47:59,832 Well, mistress might just be unhappy 587 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,329 with your menus. 588 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:12,337 Cruel. Sickening. 589 00:48:17,353 --> 00:48:20,311 Muff diving... 590 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,601 Lord... 591 00:48:27,822 --> 00:48:30,359 Please protect me from these people. 592 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,450 Mistress, the slaves offering themselves 593 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,457 for tonight. 594 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,370 I knew you'd be back. 595 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:47,876 We're going to a 596 00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:49,999 private play party tonight. 597 00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:51,876 Somewhere very special. 598 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,956 You must be the cutts watsons? 599 00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,456 Slaves to the chapel! Go on! 600 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:32,425 Come on! Hurry up! 601 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:37,220 Come on, come on! 602 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:38,885 Come on, you lot, hurry up. 603 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,394 Chop, chop. 604 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:31,145 Let's go rest. 605 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,481 Are you going to be, em, 606 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,021 conducting proceedings here? 607 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:38,282 No, it's eugenie's day. She's not only 608 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,901 an sm dyke, she's a wicca witch. 609 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:44,534 Pagan ways and eastern religions celebrate 610 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,534 body modification, body pleasure... 611 00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:48,743 Women's power. 612 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,161 Cunt power. 613 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,472 I'm going to make you wish 614 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,933 I'd never been born. 615 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,528 One on the tip... 616 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,078 Don't... stop 617 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:38,126 Higher! Ah! Ah! 618 00:51:57,781 --> 00:51:59,021 Used in U.S. submarines 619 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,027 to keep the boys' muscles trim. 620 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,699 They had no idea in the 1940s 621 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,239 what it could do for a clitoris. 622 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,739 So is-is that all I am, then? 623 00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:10,582 Keeper of the clitoral box? 624 00:52:11,629 --> 00:52:13,460 You don't want to be my slave? 625 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:15,879 Why are you here? 626 00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:21,259 Why inflict pain? 627 00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:24,137 For the rush, the power. 628 00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:28,300 Each stroke purifies the submissive. 629 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,303 I can only truly love someone 630 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,850 once they're under my thumb. 631 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,807 So that's it, then. If I don't bend over 632 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:35,818 or something. 633 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,859 I didn't say that. 634 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:39,986 God, you're such a boy. 635 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,459 Is it true you were a prostitute? 636 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,203 A prostitute gets laid. 637 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,338 A dominatrix dominates. 638 00:52:58,384 --> 00:53:00,045 Even my richest client wouldn't have 639 00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:01,417 dared kiss my lips... 640 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,215 Much less screw me. 641 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,802 Sure you don't want a little spanking? 642 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,095 Over my knee? 643 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:12,974 Come anywhere you like... 644 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,944 But not in me! 645 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:36,126 What are you doing? 646 00:53:36,213 --> 00:53:38,625 Um, I couldn't help notice your 647 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:39,872 collar and tag. 648 00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,874 Very smart. 649 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:42,885 Thank you. 650 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,712 Made them myself, actually. 651 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:47,679 They double as luggage tags. 652 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,220 Who are the owners of this house? 653 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:52,722 Does anyone know? 654 00:54:35,981 --> 00:54:37,391 You'd think that they were ordinary 655 00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,014 human beings! 656 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,948 Mrs. anthea cutts-Watson, governor of 657 00:54:51,955 --> 00:54:53,946 scala television. 658 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,549 Hello, is there anyone in there? 659 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:13,515 Ah! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ah! 660 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,850 See you in the chapel. 661 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,617 Morning. 662 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:41,743 Would you like a cup of tea? 663 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,749 Are you Mrs. cutts-Watson? 664 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:46,464 Would you like to give her 665 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,468 some truncheon? 666 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:50,503 The old pork sword. Know what I mean? 667 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:51,514 Interested? 668 00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:53,551 But is this Mrs. cutts-Watson?? 669 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,591 She goes like a stoat. 670 00:55:56,895 --> 00:55:59,386 See what else she'll take. 671 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:07,899 They call her "madge the fladge." 672 00:56:08,407 --> 00:56:09,487 Could I have another look? 673 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,356 Well, if you want to abuse her, fine, 674 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,778 but if not... 675 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,902 I don't see the point, frankly. 676 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,711 On your knees, Louise. 677 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,295 Did you want a maori pattern 678 00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:34,513 carved on your arm? 679 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,516 No. 680 00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:52,447 All scenes are based on consent. 681 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:55,325 Parameters must be clearly stated. 682 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,157 Do you agree? 683 00:56:58,624 --> 00:57:00,239 I think you should go over to the bench. 684 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,250 Don't you? 685 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,421 Strap her down. 686 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:27,232 You broke the rules by 687 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:29,268 not telling everything that you should. 688 00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,431 Eugenie, 689 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:00,799 did you ask Peter where he works 690 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,517 before admitting him to our circle? 691 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:05,220 People are wondering. 692 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:09,399 He's a-a computer technician, mistress. 693 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:12,728 At the house of commons. 694 00:58:13,865 --> 00:58:15,605 Peter, you should have told us. 695 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,153 I'm just a volunteer. 696 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,650 I wanted to learn about parliament. 697 00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:22,155 Prove yourself or leave us for good. 698 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:25,165 I won't inflict pain. 699 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:44,093 Well, if you won't inflict it... eugenie? 700 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,019 Do you have a pony? 701 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,852 No, mistress. 702 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,086 Are you willing to prove 703 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,670 that you're not spying for one of those 704 00:59:12,674 --> 00:59:14,210 600 creeps in the house of commons? 705 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,585 Bring on the butt plug! 706 00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:31,398 There's something on your shoe, old boy. 707 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:53,871 Come on! Keep going! 708 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:58,292 This is nuts! Stop hitting me! 709 01:00:06,812 --> 01:00:08,518 Flossy! 710 01:00:16,696 --> 01:00:18,561 Coming on just fine; 711 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:20,154 a year or two of correction should 712 01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:21,739 toughen your skin up like leather. 713 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,408 Fuck off! 714 01:00:24,663 --> 01:00:27,530 Listen, I'm not very... 715 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:48,637 Tell me what you do in your job. 716 01:00:48,687 --> 01:00:52,271 Oh, er, nothing. Things that are, well, 717 01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:54,939 too humiliating for anyone else to do. 718 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:56,224 Is it the conservatives 719 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:57,601 you're working with? 720 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:00,528 Can you find anything out about the 721 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:01,772 campaigns against the clubs? 722 01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,235 Against my show? 723 01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:05,029 Well, that won't be easy. 724 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:08,032 Do it for me, please? 725 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,665 Cute ass for a pony. 726 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,037 Zebra, more like. 727 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,670 Well, now that the zebra's been broken 728 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,009 in, I think it's entitled to a treat. 729 01:01:24,264 --> 01:01:26,300 Has this little zebra ever been... 730 01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:27,593 Gobbled before? 731 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:33,557 Relax. 732 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:39,560 Um... I keep thinking about that dog... 733 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,400 What happened to it... 734 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,820 They've probably flayed her alive! 735 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:53,206 When you last saw err... flossy 736 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:56,201 she was chasing a trap... 737 01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:56,955 Yes. 738 01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,787 Driven by a bald woman... 739 01:01:59,007 --> 01:01:59,621 Yes. 740 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,502 Whipping a transvestite... 741 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,085 Yes. 742 01:02:02,344 --> 01:02:03,709 Harnessed as a pony? 743 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,720 Y-y-yes. 744 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,342 We'll have to bring in the yard. 745 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:12,013 Scotland yard? For my dog? 746 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,851 Public morals squad. 747 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:15,265 It's gone on long enough. 748 01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:18,808 Oh yes. Absolutely. 749 01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:27,031 Hey! This is vanilla, this 750 01:02:27,035 --> 01:02:28,400 doesn't happen. 751 01:02:28,703 --> 01:02:29,703 What? 752 01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:32,283 Vanilla sex. Things straight people do? 753 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:35,741 What, wake up together? 754 01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,579 Don't give me that fucked you now look! 755 01:02:40,632 --> 01:02:42,964 You're still a virgin. 756 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,811 Faces, names, addresses... 757 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:05,528 Bruises. 758 01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,157 Have we been behaving today? 759 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:11,693 Faces, names, addresses, bruises. 760 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,620 Operation yeoman, all clear. 761 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:17,699 Zero Oscar proceed to chapel. 762 01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:19,326 Acts of perversion in progress. 763 01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,749 Locate and free small white dog. 764 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,170 Small white dog known as flossy. 765 01:03:26,177 --> 01:03:28,338 May be used in the satanic rites. 766 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,180 Hello, Romeo. 767 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:42,224 Negative on suspects in chapel, 768 01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:44,984 negative on dog just kinky props. Over. 769 01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:46,895 A private collection of 770 01:03:46,906 --> 01:03:49,192 medieval implements. Perfectly legal. 771 01:03:53,038 --> 01:03:55,450 Your wife is a public figure. 772 01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:57,910 Mind she doesn't end up 773 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:59,373 a public laughing stock 774 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:01,622 in a court of law. 775 01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:03,749 Um, maybe you could drop me off 776 01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:05,167 at the station. Then I could- 777 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,506 forget your job. 778 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:07,593 Come on the road with us. 779 01:04:07,802 --> 01:04:09,633 Slaves get food and expenses. 780 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:10,926 I really can't. 781 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:13,714 I have responsibilities... 782 01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:15,809 Mistress. 783 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:17,968 Stop the car, eugenie. 784 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:08,946 Poof. 785 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:46,723 Faces, names, addresses... 786 01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:48,228 Bruises. 787 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:49,893 Excellent! 788 01:05:50,071 --> 01:05:51,652 Fireworks igniting against 789 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,896 human skin, even. 790 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,364 With this video, 791 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,359 backed up by Peter's strong, 792 01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:59,235 clear verification as witness, 793 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:01,909 the action will not fail. 794 01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:03,664 What're the likely costs? 795 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:05,624 That's impossible to quantify. 796 01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:07,334 Then we can't proceed. 797 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:09,420 If we lose, 798 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,206 and the trial lasts three days, 799 01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:14,046 it could amount to 250k. 800 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,631 I'd have to commit suicide. 801 01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:18,804 We'll be billing you in advance. 802 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,341 What kind of security can you offer? 803 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,972 It's called a home. 804 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,434 Now, you're definitely prepared to go 805 01:06:26,441 --> 01:06:28,682 into the witness box, son, with 806 01:06:28,693 --> 01:06:30,524 all the scrutiny that will come with it? 807 01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:31,608 Yes, Mr. Harding. 808 01:06:31,696 --> 01:06:33,277 Are you definitely going to prosecute? 809 01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:35,647 We, son, we. Most definitely. 810 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,612 These are the kind of affidavits 811 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,156 jurors read with one hand 812 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,369 when they get home, eh? 813 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:44,239 By the end of the week, 814 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,374 the writ will hit their fan. 815 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:50,291 Why so glum? I'm making you permanent 816 01:06:50,298 --> 01:06:51,378 if this comes off. 817 01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,416 Big career opening up for you. 818 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,647 Faster, faster. Come on. 819 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:14,353 I came to warn you, basically. 820 01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:15,479 You're next. 821 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,823 I'm sure it was Peter Emery 822 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:20,236 who tipped the yard off. 823 01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:22,740 Nasty neighbour did the tipping off, 824 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:23,747 actually. 825 01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,655 I sent the bloody dog 826 01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:27,999 back in a woolworths bag. 827 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:29,792 Didn't deserve any better. 828 01:07:34,634 --> 01:07:36,124 Look, I still think we should make 829 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,875 more enquiries about Peter. 830 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,722 Let's get ready for the show. 831 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:45,554 They tell me the police 832 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,223 may raid tonight. 833 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,230 Well, let'em come! 834 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:54,855 Is anyone here from Scotland yard? 835 01:07:54,862 --> 01:07:55,942 Step right up! 836 01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,230 Not you, four-eyes! 837 01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,634 Looking for my secret past? 838 01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:09,550 Whatever happened to you as a child, 839 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,598 I feel I should know. 840 01:09:22,784 --> 01:09:25,617 He looks like an abuser. 841 01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:35,661 My mom's ashamed of me now, 842 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:36,998 but I grew up happy, 843 01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:38,587 so she keeps sending me reminders. 844 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:39,876 Of a dull past, 845 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:41,749 if mistress will permit me to say so. 846 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:54,721 I used to do straight sex, 847 01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:57,307 go shopping, wear loose clothes. 848 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:58,850 Yuck! 849 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:08,698 Hey guys! Get lost! 850 01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,290 Consigned to the dustbin of history, 851 01:10:18,297 --> 01:10:19,297 mistress? 852 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:32,178 What you going to do about 853 01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:33,186 the slave Peter? 854 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,887 He's not a slave. 855 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,934 Quite, mistress. 856 01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:40,433 So he's either after information, 857 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:41,981 or a vanilla relationship. 858 01:10:42,321 --> 01:10:43,936 You're after a lesbian one. 859 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,864 I love you. 860 01:10:49,662 --> 01:10:51,448 You're not permitted to say that. 861 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:52,787 You're here to serve me, 862 01:10:52,832 --> 01:10:54,447 not complicate my life. 863 01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:56,953 Neither you or the boy 864 01:10:56,961 --> 01:10:58,622 are going to have me. 865 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:23,977 Eugenie! Stop electrocuting Peter. 866 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:25,019 We were out of line 867 01:11:25,031 --> 01:11:26,146 leaving him in the road. 868 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,235 They're going to clamp down 869 01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:33,577 with a private prosecution. 870 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,116 Fuck 'em. 871 01:11:35,124 --> 01:11:36,614 I'll be back in the states by then. 872 01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:39,283 No. There'll be an immediate attempt 873 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,295 to injunct your act. 874 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,795 On what grounds? 875 01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:44,580 To prevent corruption of public morals, 876 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:45,874 actual bodily harm, 877 01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:47,375 keeping a disorderly house. 878 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,423 Well, the last part's true. 879 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,510 Don't laugh! 880 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:52,221 An 18th century law can send you to jail 881 01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:55,258 just the same as a modern one. 882 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:00,312 And how come your information 883 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,396 is so good? 884 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,195 I can't go into that. 885 01:12:12,203 --> 01:12:14,159 Can't you calm down? 886 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,744 Be a bit more like normal women? 887 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,038 And woo men? 888 01:12:17,124 --> 01:12:18,284 Tanya, they'll get you. 889 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:19,661 Better to serve a few months, 890 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:21,367 than sacrifice my lifestyle 891 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,172 could be years, not months. 892 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:31,048 I'll bet your hot ass would love 893 01:12:31,055 --> 01:12:33,262 some cold cream. 894 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,123 What's your darkest fantasy? 895 01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:07,872 Just thinking about it makes me 896 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,090 wet with sweat. 897 01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:16,218 Oomph! 898 01:13:43,669 --> 01:13:45,284 I love you. 899 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,796 Is that all that's troubling you? 900 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,833 Why don't we both... 901 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,334 Just go away for a while? 902 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,805 On a holiday? No sex of any description. 903 01:13:59,685 --> 01:14:02,597 I'll lose my job, if necessary, and... 904 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,638 You'll avoid prosecution. 905 01:14:09,946 --> 01:14:12,153 Let's play for big stakes. 906 01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:16,612 If it points at me, 907 01:14:16,619 --> 01:14:19,281 I'll go on that holiday. No sex, right? 908 01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:21,904 If it points at you, 909 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:23,872 you get to play my darkest fantasy. 910 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:25,210 Tonight. 911 01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,223 Your bridal suite, please. 912 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,066 Yes, miss, er...? 913 01:14:51,946 --> 01:14:52,946 Cheex. 914 01:14:53,531 --> 01:14:55,817 That's cheex, with an 'x'. 915 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,043 Will you be needing an extra... pillow? 916 01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:18,927 A husband, a dog, two kids... 917 01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,546 Your darkest fantasy. 918 01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:21,673 Take Mel 919 01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:24,971 I think you have to take me. 920 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,265 I'm the virgin, remember? 921 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:34,235 Promise to be gentle. 922 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,359 Oh, Peter! 923 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,412 Tanya! 924 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:08,469 Oh my god. 925 01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:10,815 Ooph! 926 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:12,727 You fucked me. 927 01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,484 You fucked me! 928 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:18,900 Wasn't that the idea? 929 01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:22,070 Fuck no, it was a game. 930 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,572 Don't ever come near me 931 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:29,994 in your miserable life again! 932 01:16:31,837 --> 01:16:32,997 Tanya! 933 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,334 Will sir be needing 934 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:41,836 to borrow some clothes? 935 01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:57,275 Hi, "hell for leather" dispatch? 936 01:17:16,549 --> 01:17:18,130 Hug me, eugenie. 937 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,098 Clark, the bill of parliament. 938 01:17:43,701 --> 01:17:45,066 What are you smirking at? 939 01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,739 A naughty pony! 940 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:08,848 You enjoy serving... eugenie? 941 01:18:15,774 --> 01:18:17,139 You think I enjoy buying supersize 942 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,561 for someone past their menopause? 943 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:25,321 I'm sorry. 944 01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:29,860 Can I make it up to you? 945 01:18:32,416 --> 01:18:33,416 How? 946 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,414 'Marching as to war, 947 01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:49,088 with the cross of - jes...' 948 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,474 Peter is working for Henry Harding. 949 01:18:57,191 --> 01:18:59,022 How did you find out? 950 01:18:59,485 --> 01:19:01,316 I went through his briefcase. 951 01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,274 Mistress didn't carry out her usual 952 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,317 dilligent checks. 953 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,658 They have more than enough 954 01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:12,244 evidence to jail us. 955 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,708 Get out. 956 01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:18,993 Please don't do that. 957 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:21,708 I'm not a man trying to possess you. 958 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,590 I want to honour you and love you! 959 01:19:28,722 --> 01:19:29,802 Eugenie, 960 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:32,218 you're the one who runs this business. 961 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:34,926 It's your ideas that make us a success. 962 01:19:35,646 --> 01:19:36,646 Take over. 963 01:19:43,070 --> 01:19:44,901 I prefer to hand in my notice. 964 01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:50,073 Eugenie, they need you! 965 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:51,946 I need you! 966 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,080 You expect me to eat these cold? 967 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:02,953 Go and bake some more 968 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:03,965 before I punish you! 969 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:07,166 And what are you all grinning at? 970 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,834 Back to work! 971 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,268 So, did this, er... 972 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,020 Tanya woman seduce you or not? 973 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,318 I think the answer's no. 974 01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:33,449 I was so drunk. 975 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:36,664 No. 976 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,201 Then your testimony 977 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:39,873 can't be discredited. 978 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:45,421 I'm sorry Mr. Harding. 979 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,164 For getting in so deep with her. 980 01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,507 Eh, devilish things, women. 981 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,421 I'm not sure she's that evil. 982 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,380 Isn't branding, beating, cutting 983 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,007 people's skins evil? 984 01:20:59,438 --> 01:21:03,022 It's against Christian teaching, lad. 985 01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,016 You and I know that. 986 01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,039 Two, four, six, eight! 987 01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:22,950 Enjoy the right to flagellate! 988 01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:31,292 '... To war with the cross of Jesus, 989 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:34,716 going on before' 990 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:42,598 Have you got a statement? 991 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:44,184 Tanya, can you make 992 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,685 a statement for me? 993 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,690 Fibbin gibbins here! Daily male! 994 01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:49,856 What will you be wearing in prison? 995 01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,691 Are you still on the game? 996 01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,814 Were you abused as a child? 997 01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:07,919 This private criminal prosecution 998 01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:10,631 is the first step in reversing 999 01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,090 the moral slide of the nation. 1000 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:13,004 Hear, hear! 1001 01:22:13,178 --> 01:22:15,294 Mr. Harding, you and your body police 1002 01:22:15,305 --> 01:22:16,715 say that no one should endure pain 1003 01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:17,587 in a sexual context. 1004 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,258 Is that right? 1005 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,097 I don't want a slanging match 1006 01:22:19,101 --> 01:22:20,216 with you on the pavement. 1007 01:22:20,227 --> 01:22:21,808 You do every day in parliament. 1008 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,478 I aim to uphold the law of this land 1009 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,639 concerning bodily harm in a sexual 1010 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:29,559 context, gross indecency... 1011 01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:30,726 Wouldn't you say that removal of 1012 01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:32,443 clothing indicates sexual context? 1013 01:22:32,448 --> 01:22:33,608 Absolutely, yes. 1014 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,986 Then why, when you were a headmaster 1015 01:22:35,993 --> 01:22:36,982 at chopham school, did you 1016 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,905 punish boys with their trousers down? 1017 01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:40,027 What 1018 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:42,950 so, are those allegations true? 1019 01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:43,871 No, that's a pack of lies, 1020 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,082 it's typical of those people. 1021 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,329 Do you whip young boys? 1022 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,378 No, no, no, no comment. 1023 01:22:48,255 --> 01:22:49,791 Mrs. cutts-watkinson, why haven't you 1024 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:52,665 resigned as head of television? 1025 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,799 Now what did the children think about 1026 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,794 it all? Mrs. cutts-watkinson? 1027 01:22:56,930 --> 01:22:58,545 "Cutts-Watson'"! 1028 01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:11,100 If the spectacle outside was intended to 1029 01:23:11,111 --> 01:23:13,693 advance your cause in the public eye, 1030 01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:15,820 let me tell you that 1031 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,361 the slightest repetition will result in 1032 01:23:18,368 --> 01:23:20,359 an instant custodial sentence. 1033 01:23:23,957 --> 01:23:26,573 And if the defendant displays her bosom 1034 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,621 in such a wanton manner tomorrow, 1035 01:23:28,879 --> 01:23:31,086 I shall impose severe penalties 1036 01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:32,795 for contempt of court! 1037 01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:42,882 M'lud, in view of the disgusting nature 1038 01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:46,393 of the evidence the jury must soon face, 1039 01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:50,014 might I suggest a recess now for... 1040 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,025 Refreshments? 1041 01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:53,024 Five minutes. 1042 01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:00,323 Hello, Tanya. 1043 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,665 Of all the men I've ever met, 1044 01:24:08,669 --> 01:24:10,284 you're the only one I was ever attracted 1045 01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,034 to as a friend... 1046 01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,378 Who I thought I could trust. 1047 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,249 I tried to warn you, believe me. 1048 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,797 What do you believe in, Peter? 1049 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,214 In god? 1050 01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:21,430 Yeah. 1051 01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:23,263 And is that who you're doing this for? 1052 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,303 Or is it for your career? 1053 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:28,848 The things you do at clubs 1054 01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:29,974 are so bloody sick, 1055 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:31,270 no one should be allowed- 1056 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:33,266 preaching to the perverted now? 1057 01:24:33,318 --> 01:24:35,149 Your dick got pretty stiff some nights, 1058 01:24:35,279 --> 01:24:36,279 I remember? 1059 01:24:36,405 --> 01:24:37,405 Listen, 1060 01:24:37,614 --> 01:24:40,651 I'm told the only way you'll avoid jail 1061 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,659 is by pleading guilty 1062 01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,483 and giving it all up. 1063 01:24:53,505 --> 01:24:55,621 Don't worry, son. 1064 01:24:57,509 --> 01:25:01,252 Mr. Emery, you're to witness the video. 1065 01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:04,175 And in this frame, 1066 01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:07,591 you may observe what is known as 1067 01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,764 penis torture. 1068 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:14,815 See the spiked cage, 1069 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:16,725 the weights attached, 1070 01:25:16,778 --> 01:25:18,393 attached by that woman there. 1071 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,733 My god, look how low you're hanging! 1072 01:25:20,866 --> 01:25:22,402 There are a further 1073 01:25:22,409 --> 01:25:25,492 37 instances of flagellation, 1074 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:29,704 piercing, branding, ritual cutting... 1075 01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:34,623 Known as scarification. Is that so? 1076 01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:35,995 Correct, m'lud. 1077 01:25:36,465 --> 01:25:40,128 And sandpapering of the genitals. 1078 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,500 On each occasion, 1079 01:25:41,511 --> 01:25:44,969 actual bodily harm was occasioned. 1080 01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:49,141 Tomorrow our principal witness, who 1081 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:52,762 made this video at great personal risk, 1082 01:25:52,773 --> 01:25:54,764 will testify. 1083 01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:18,837 Stop that! 1084 01:26:45,826 --> 01:26:48,067 And... hold still. 1085 01:26:48,078 --> 01:26:49,864 That's it. 1086 01:26:52,207 --> 01:26:54,949 You like that, don't you? 1087 01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:58,786 Ok, the needle. Is it sterilised? 1088 01:27:05,887 --> 01:27:08,629 Your name is Peter Emery, 1089 01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:10,342 and you are an assistant to 1090 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:14,806 Henry Harding, member of parliament? 1091 01:27:16,606 --> 01:27:17,606 Yes. 1092 01:27:17,774 --> 01:27:20,140 And you recorded video images 1093 01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:21,729 on this apparatus, 1094 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:25,821 known as a "sneaky beaky" r-2-7? 1095 01:27:27,492 --> 01:27:28,492 Yes. 1096 01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:33,742 And is this tape, exhibit b, 1097 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:36,866 true and faithful record 1098 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:39,243 of 38 acts of sado-masochism 1099 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,711 which you personally witnessed? 1100 01:27:48,597 --> 01:27:49,928 No, it is not. 1101 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:01,765 I'm sorry, will you repeat that? 1102 01:28:03,361 --> 01:28:05,568 It is not accurate. 1103 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,150 All the acts were simulated. 1104 01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:11,909 Was the camera lying, 1105 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:14,569 or are you lying, Mr. Emery? 1106 01:28:15,165 --> 01:28:17,201 The whip blows were pulled, 1107 01:28:17,209 --> 01:28:19,200 the piercings are faked, 1108 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:20,451 the electrical shock machines 1109 01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:21,247 were not connected. 1110 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,457 You have sworn upon the holy Bible! 1111 01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,797 Bear in mind that if you now declare 1112 01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,587 that your first testimony was false, 1113 01:28:28,011 --> 01:28:30,172 you thereby admit both perjury, 1114 01:28:30,180 --> 01:28:31,761 and contempt of court. 1115 01:28:32,224 --> 01:28:33,839 Both of which are punishable 1116 01:28:33,850 --> 01:28:35,340 by a prison sentence. 1117 01:28:37,312 --> 01:28:40,179 The accused are as innocent as... 1118 01:28:43,068 --> 01:28:45,855 Miss wilderspin, Mr. Harding's secretary 1119 01:28:46,112 --> 01:28:48,398 or Mr. Harding, for all I know. 1120 01:28:49,241 --> 01:28:52,108 Mr. Emery is a foul-mouthed liar! 1121 01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:54,822 You liar! Liar! 1122 01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:57,662 Fibbin' gibbins here, 1123 01:28:57,749 --> 01:28:59,330 live from the perv trial... 1124 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:02,788 Silence! I'm halting these proceedings! 1125 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:04,286 The jury is dismissed. 1126 01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:07,790 Yeahhhhh! 1127 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:20,312 Maybe Peter isn't such a 1128 01:29:20,397 --> 01:29:22,137 silly penis after all. 1129 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:25,940 Did she help you to take their 1130 01:29:26,027 --> 01:29:27,437 trousers down, Mr. Harding? 1131 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,314 How will you pay for the court costs, 1132 01:29:32,325 --> 01:29:33,906 Mr. Harding? 1133 01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:39,033 Arrest that man for contempt of court 1134 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,040 and perjury. 1135 01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:43,249 Then take him down. 1136 01:29:43,253 --> 01:29:44,413 You are nicked! 1137 01:29:45,547 --> 01:29:46,547 Come on. 1138 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:49,714 Traitor! Traitor! 1139 01:29:51,136 --> 01:29:52,797 Thirty years moral campaigning 1140 01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:54,214 down the toilet. 1141 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:55,678 Terrible! 1142 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:57,672 Look at the behaviour out of him. 1143 01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,145 Ow! 1144 01:30:07,485 --> 01:30:08,520 I'll give you ten grand 1145 01:30:08,653 --> 01:30:09,733 for your side of the story. 1146 01:30:10,697 --> 01:30:11,777 Fuck off! 1147 01:30:11,948 --> 01:30:12,983 Twenty. 1148 01:30:13,783 --> 01:30:14,693 Fuck off again! 1149 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,199 Look, you've got a criminal record 1150 01:30:16,202 --> 01:30:17,237 when you get out of here! 1151 01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,535 There's no chance of a job in parliament 1152 01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:20,539 is there? 1153 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:22,573 Fifty grand 1154 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,290 if you confirm that video is real. 1155 01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:27,669 Nail miss wilderspin; 1156 01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:29,629 find out if Harding is a pervert too, 1157 01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:30,748 that's all I want to know. 1158 01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,461 Look, don't you want to get out of 1159 01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:33,712 this shit-hole? 1160 01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,882 Just admit the video is real! 1161 01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:40,139 I'd happily serve double my sentence 1162 01:30:40,143 --> 01:30:42,759 rather than see your face again. 1163 01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:58,574 Miss wilderspin! 1164 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:00,910 Come on out, you old bint! 1165 01:31:05,543 --> 01:31:07,659 No! No! I'd rather make a run for it! 1166 01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:11,380 Come on! Come on... come on! 1167 01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:15,094 Come on! 1168 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:19,640 Where's the light? 1169 01:31:32,904 --> 01:31:34,064 What's all this? 1170 01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:53,546 Perhaps that's why I never 1171 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,550 popped the question. 1172 01:31:54,968 --> 01:31:55,968 What question? 1173 01:31:58,179 --> 01:32:00,295 I heard you listening at the door once, 1174 01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:02,672 after I swished a couple of the lads. 1175 01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:12,182 I'd never stand for anything 1176 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:17,233 the slightest bit risque, kinky... 1177 01:32:19,826 --> 01:32:21,737 If what? 1178 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,285 If we... if we got married. 1179 01:32:29,586 --> 01:32:32,999 Bloody hell! There they are! 1180 01:32:39,471 --> 01:32:42,634 Ooh, did they rape you, luv? 1181 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:03,616 Peter? 1182 01:33:09,793 --> 01:33:11,283 In mythology, even goddesses 1183 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:13,706 ended up with unplanned pregnancies. 1184 01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,883 Maybe the clit ring was responsible. 1185 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:20,928 The what ring? 1186 01:33:22,263 --> 01:33:24,379 Clit rings have made many women conceive 1187 01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:25,547 it's a mystic fact. 1188 01:33:26,559 --> 01:33:29,141 So I decided not to abort it. 1189 01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:31,936 I'm so pleased... as a Christian. 1190 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,148 So am I... as a pagan. 1191 01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:38,230 I have my beliefs too, you know 1192 01:33:38,238 --> 01:33:39,478 the circle of life. 1193 01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:41,146 Would somebody mind telling me: 1194 01:33:41,199 --> 01:33:43,190 Is this my future grandchild 1195 01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:44,987 we're talking about? 1196 01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,177 Do lezzies produce milk, dad? 1197 01:34:12,355 --> 01:34:14,767 It's a natural response, 1198 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:18,104 if a wom-on sees a baby and loves it. 1199 01:34:21,614 --> 01:34:23,855 Imagine if I started dribbling 1200 01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:25,232 right on stage. 1201 01:34:28,663 --> 01:34:30,949 That's what slaves are for. 1202 01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:32,614 One day, 1203 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:35,909 I'm going to give you such a spanking! 1204 01:34:37,630 --> 01:34:39,962 Not in my lifetime, you won't. 1205 01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:41,422 Well then, don't get any ideas about 1206 01:34:41,426 --> 01:34:43,212 regular vanilla with me. 1207 01:34:44,721 --> 01:34:47,053 You're not talking to a slave. You're 1208 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,092 talking to Tanya's manager, actually. 1209 01:34:50,685 --> 01:34:51,470 20k for one night, 1210 01:34:51,477 --> 01:34:53,638 but you've got to tone down your act. 1211 01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:54,977 Up his ass. 1212 01:34:56,608 --> 01:34:59,315 I'm sorry, but Tanya has her integrity. 1213 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:00,485 Yeah. 1214 01:35:01,321 --> 01:35:02,321 Coo-eee! 1215 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:08,407 She's had a lovely time, haven't you? 1216 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,697 So, what kind of wom-on 1217 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:15,452 are you going to grow up to be? 1218 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,836 Look at the snow. 1219 01:35:23,509 --> 01:35:27,878 I love little pussy; Her coat is so warm 1220 01:35:27,889 --> 01:35:29,629 and if I don't hurt her, 1221 01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,677 she'll do me no harm. 1222 01:35:31,935 --> 01:35:35,427 Meow! Meow! Meow! 1223 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:38,017 I'll sit by the fire... 1224 01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:40,224 And give her some food 1225 01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:44,068 and pussy will love me because I am good 1226 01:35:45,031 --> 01:35:48,023 meow! Meow! Meow!