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Kids, one morning in 2010,
I opened the newspaper
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only to discover an op-ed
written by Zoey Pierson.
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You remember Zoey.
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Key Ted Mosby's car.
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In those four column inches,
she railed against me
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and my company, GNB,
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for wanting to tear down
a beautiful old building:
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The Arcadian.
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And as if that
wasn't bad enough,
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the piece ran on a Saturday,
which as you both know,
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is Dad's crossword day.
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She ruined crossword day !
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I can't believe this.
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She singles me out by name.
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Calls me a "fat cat".
Me and my "fat-cat friends".
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We're not fat cats.
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Exactly.
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I say, Marshall, my good
man, how's my bow tie ?
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Impeccable, old bean.
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To industry !
Ah, bully !
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Okay, that night we
weren't entirely un-fat-catty.
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You see, every year
the Natural History Museum
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holds its Autumn Spectacular.
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It's attended
by some of the most powerful
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and important people
in New York.
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And, thanks to
Goliath National Bank...
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us.
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Look at us, huh ?
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In tuxedos ?
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Can you imagine if our college
selves saw us like this ?
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They'd pelt us
with their Phish bootlegs.
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Yeah, we were pretty
anti-establishment back then.
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Oh, God, remember Russell ?
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Oh.
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Nice monkey suit, Russell.
Yeah.
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Come on, guys.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you
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with that corporate noose
around your neck.
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And don't even try showing up
to the drum circle this weekend.
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey. You guys
seen Russell ?
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I'm supposed to drive him
to his mom's funeral.
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I wish I knew
you guys back then.
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You know why ? Because you
can't kick a story in the nuts.
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Hey, we're still those people.
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One of these days, Marshall's
going to quit his job
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and go to work for the NRDC,
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and save the world,
right, baby ?
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Absotively.
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But let's just
remember, I mean,
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nobody's the same
as they were in college.
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You know, it's like, I wear
a suit to work every day.
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Well, yeah, but you
wear it ironically,
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like Ted's fanny pack.
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Next time we go
to Great Adventure,
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you're carrying
your own sunblock.
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Ooh ! I love this exhibit.
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One time when I was a kid, this
room was closed for cleaning,
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so I snuck under the rope.
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Ooh.
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Wow, that's pretty cool.
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When I was a kid,
I knocked down the blue whale.
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Okay, the giant blue whale
hanging from the ceiling ?
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I was six. My uncle Jerry
brought me here for the day.
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He said, "Don't touch anything"
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To a kid.
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That's like someone telling us,
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"Don't look at that girl's perky
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and impossibly symmetrical
knockers".
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Ooh.
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Not bad.
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So, naturally, I snapped
the rib off a triceratops,
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blahbity-blahbity-blue,
I knocked down the whale.
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I'm surprised security
didn't stop me on the way in.
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Well, I'm sure
they don't remember.
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I mean, it's been like 30 years
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since that completely
made-up story didn't happen.
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It happened.
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And these people don't forget.
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This is not the
Natural Stuff That Happened
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No More Than Five Minutes Ago
Museum. Huh ?
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Marshall, Barney,
there you are.
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I want you to meet an old friend
of mine from Exeter,
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George Van Smoot.
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But you can, and should,
call me The Captain.
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The Captain ?
The Captain ?
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Back in school we met during
a production of Guys and Dolls.
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The Captain was Nathan Detroit
to my assistant stage manager.
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Marshall and Barney here,
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are the future
of Goliath National Bank.
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Well, ahoy.
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Ahoy.
Ahoy, The Captain.
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The Captain pretty much paid
for this entire shindig.
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Please, enjoy yourselves,
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have fun,
but don't touch anything.
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Thank you, The Captain.
Challenge accepted.
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Wow.
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"The future of
Goliath National Bank" ?
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I know, it's so, uh...
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You know, I totally forgot
to tell you, but, um,
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the other day, Arthur offered
me a five-year contract.
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Oh, well, don't turn him down
here in public.
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I broke up with Scooter
at the prom.
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Right before the picture, too.
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So whatever you do, don't tell
him here tonight, 'cause...
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I think I'm going to say yes.
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Ah, that's the stuff.
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I didn't realize you
were small potatoes.
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And to be clear, I am
referring to your testicles.
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Impressive.
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Try this on for size.
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You want to dance ?
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Let's dance.
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I live for the dance.
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Get... your other hand...
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off my ass.
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Sorry, sorry.
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What do you mean,
you're going to say yes ?
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I- I want to keep
working at GNB.
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But I thought that you...
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Guys, guys, guys ?
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Architecture fun fact:
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If you stand right here,
and you whisper,
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a person all the way across
the other end of the room
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hears it like you're standing
right next to them.
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It's one of the most
sophisticated pieces
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of acoustical design
in the world. Watch.
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Diarrhea.
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Right ? Right ?
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But a five-year
contract.
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I thought you hated GNB.
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Look, I don't hate all of it.
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Tonight's fun.
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Take a look around.
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I mean, this is
pretty high-class.
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Poo-poo.
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Poo-poo platter.
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Zoey ?
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Well, well, well.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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So, what are we protesting
tonight ?
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Rising cost of jet fuel ?
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The government's oppressive
top hat and monocle tax ?
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And what are you doing here ?
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Oh, right.
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Beautiful old building...
you're here to knock it down.
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Can I finish my drink first ?
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Darling, there you are.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Ted, this is my husband.
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Yeah, old stuff's great.
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Mmm. Ah, this Scotch
is good. How's your drink ?
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This is ridiculous.
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We are two grown adults standing
among the greatest collection
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of natural artifacts
in the Western hemisphere,
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and look at what we're doing.
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You're right.
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Want to go touch
a bunch of stuff ?
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Yeah, I do.
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So, Captain.
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How'd you get that name, anyway ?
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Gave it to myself.
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A real man chooses
his own name.
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Well, pleased to meet you,
Captain.
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I'm Galactic President
Superstar McAwesomeville.
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This is Ted.
Capital.
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Honey, I may cut out early.
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I have to go check up
on the boat.
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The boat ?
There's a boat ?
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You must tell me about
this boat, Captain.
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Well, she's an 85-foot sloop.
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She !
Do you like boats ?
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Does the sea call to you
like it calls to me ?
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Yes. The sea is all like,
"Ted, come hang out".
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I like Galactic President
Superstar McAwesomeville.
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You're coming on
the boat sometime.
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Stepping off.
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Man, I wish me and my dad
were as close as you guys are.
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Oh. You want
to make this personal ?
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Okay.
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Destroy Ted Mosby.
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Now it's personal.
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No, if I wanted
to make it personal,
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I'd call you
a bored little trophy wife
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who likes to play activist
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when the shops
on 5th Avenue are closed.
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You're going down.
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Down where ?
To the yacht club ?
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Oh ! I would love to.
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W- w-wait.
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I'm half Jewish,
will that be a problem ?
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So what about becoming
an environmental lawyer ?
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What about saving the world ?
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Wieners.
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That was a great dream.
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But we have a mortgage,
and we're trying to have kids.
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We're grown-ups now, Lily.
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Wieners and gonads.
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What would College You say
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if he heard what
you were saying right now ?
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Honestly ? Probably
something pretentious,
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and pseudo-intellectual, like...
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Boogers.
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We all change, Lily.
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You know, you don't spell
"women" with a "Y" anymore.
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And I'm okay with that.
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And you need to be okay
with the fact
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that I may never become
an environmental lawyer.
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So how long have
you felt this way ?
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Honestly ?
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Since my first day at GNB.
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Hershey squirts.
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Hey. How do you
like my date's tux ?
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Ooh !
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Uh, a-thank you !
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Oh, none for him.
He's stuffed.
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Stuffed.
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Oh ! Zoey ! There you are.
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Oh, my God.
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You have a monocle.
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Is this real ?
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Is this really happening ?
Can you excuse us for a moment ?
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Let's go for a walk.
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Good luck killing James Bond.
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Are we allowed in here ?
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What do you want from me ?
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I want my crossword day back.
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Okay ? Go live your perfect
little life,
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and leave me the hell alone.
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My life isn't perfect.
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Oh, please,
what's your biggest problem ?
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Having to sail
back to the marina
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because the Captain's
all out of white Zin ?
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Oh. Great.
Now you're crying.
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Like that's going
to get my sympathy.
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It did.
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You've known about this
for two and a half years ?
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So every time you've
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talked about wanting to be an
environmental lawyer since then,
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that was a lie.
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Technically, I never lied.
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You asked me questions,
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and I responded
with made-up words.
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What ?
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So, you'll probably quit GNB
in a couple years, right ?
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Affirmatootly.
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And become
an environmental lawyer ?
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Yepskerdoodles.
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Hey, by the way,
do you like this scarf ?
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Posititochadochmecochepopocha.
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Lawyered.
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Okay, that's also
a made-up word.
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Okay. Lily,
what do you want from me ?
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I want you to be the person
I fell in love with.
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Niled it !
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Excuse me.
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Thank God you're here.
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She's been messing
with the exhibits.
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I got married when I was 22
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to a man who calls himself
The Captain.
261
00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:14,677
He seems like a good guy.
262
00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:17,647
He wears those red pants.
263
00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,382
I hate boats, Ted.
264
00:11:20,017 --> 00:11:21,450
I do, I hate 'em.
265
00:11:21,451 --> 00:11:22,785
I can't be on them.
266
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:24,120
I can't be near them.
267
00:11:24,121 --> 00:11:26,789
I can't even think about them
without getting seasick.
268
00:11:27,925 --> 00:11:32,094
You want to know why I want
to save that building ?
269
00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:34,230
Because when I look up
at The Arcadian,
270
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:37,800
I see something big and solid,
271
00:11:37,801 --> 00:11:40,269
and right now everything else
in my life
272
00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,405
just feels like I'm on a boat.
273
00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:46,943
I know it's crazy to care
that much about a building.
274
00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:48,444
It's not crazy at all.
275
00:11:48,445 --> 00:11:49,679
I'm the same way.
276
00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,330
Look, Zoey,
277
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:55,651
The Arcadian should be
a landmark, it should.
278
00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:59,021
The lion head stonework
is iconic.
279
00:12:00,057 --> 00:12:01,924
I hate that we have
to tear it down.
280
00:12:01,925 --> 00:12:03,726
I hate working for GNB.
281
00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:08,064
They're a bunch of wieners
and gonads.
282
00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:11,000
Ted, that was...
283
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:13,269
really easy.
284
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,937
What ?
285
00:12:17,007 --> 00:12:20,910
They're a
bunch of wieners and gonads.
286
00:12:20,911 --> 00:12:23,279
This should be useful.
287
00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,647
And in that moment,
288
00:12:24,648 --> 00:12:27,016
another headline appeared
before my eyes.
289
00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,390
You tricked me.
290
00:12:34,391 --> 00:12:36,258
Well, it the bug room, Ted.
291
00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:38,461
Your ass just got bugged.
292
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:42,882
Oh, the offer still stands.
293
00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:45,868
We simply must have you out
on the boat sometime.
294
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:56,021
Well, aren't you two clever.
295
00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:57,929
Well, guess what,
this museum has seen
296
00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,614
every kind of prank
you can think of.
297
00:12:59,615 --> 00:13:00,648
Mummies playing poker,
298
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,900
penguins sticking
out of volcanoes,
299
00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:04,836
dinosaurs from
the Cretaceous period
300
00:13:04,837 --> 00:13:07,105
hanging out with dinosaurs
from the Jurassic period.
301
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:09,173
One time a kid knocked down
the blue whale.
302
00:13:09,174 --> 00:13:10,608
You name it...
303
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,944
I'm sorry. Did you say someone
knocked down the blue whale ?
304
00:13:12,945 --> 00:13:14,245
Oh no, not just someone.
305
00:13:14,246 --> 00:13:15,279
A six-year-old.
306
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,414
Oh, yeah, that
story is legend...
307
00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:18,649
Hold on.
308
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:20,334
...dary.
309
00:13:20,335 --> 00:13:22,820
And, um, would you
happen to know
310
00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:24,756
what that young man's name was ?
311
00:13:24,757 --> 00:13:27,091
No.
312
00:13:27,092 --> 00:13:30,762
But I could,
uh, check the files.
313
00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:35,700
Thank you.
314
00:13:35,701 --> 00:13:37,902
Now, Arthur, your turn.
315
00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,604
I just sang three songs.
316
00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:42,440
Now you-you do your part
from Guys and Dolls.
317
00:13:45,778 --> 00:13:48,012
Take your seats, everyone.
318
00:13:48,013 --> 00:13:49,947
The show's about to start.
319
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,283
Douche.
320
00:13:56,822 --> 00:14:00,157
So I hear my wife
got you pretty good.
321
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,996
She caught me on
tape trashing GNB.
322
00:14:04,997 --> 00:14:07,031
Oh, that damn recorder.
323
00:14:07,032 --> 00:14:08,733
Try being married to that.
324
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:12,937
"But you said you'd get the
corgis neutered this weekend".
325
00:14:12,938 --> 00:14:14,605
"I said no such thing".
326
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:16,808
"Oh, yeah ?" Click.
327
00:14:18,177 --> 00:14:19,610
You're a good guy,
328
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:22,213
Galactic President
Superstar McAwesomeville.
329
00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:24,916
Tell you what,
when Zoey goes to sleep,
330
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:26,984
I'll find that tape
and erase it for you.
331
00:14:26,985 --> 00:14:28,119
No hard feelings.
332
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,220
Really ?
333
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:31,022
You'd do that to your own wife ?
334
00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:32,323
Sure. Why not ?
335
00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:35,426
I mean, I'm glad she has
these little causes,
336
00:14:35,427 --> 00:14:37,028
they keep her out of trouble,
337
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:39,197
but when she throws
a temper tantrum
338
00:14:39,198 --> 00:14:40,598
and it gets in the way
of someone doing their job,
339
00:14:40,599 --> 00:14:42,266
that's a problem.
340
00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:44,168
No, you know what ?
341
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:46,037
Don't erase the tape.
342
00:14:46,038 --> 00:14:47,872
And for what it's worth,
343
00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,907
I don't think
she's throwing temper tantrums.
344
00:14:49,908 --> 00:14:51,209
I just think she's, you know,
345
00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:53,244
standing up
for what she believes in.
346
00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:55,680
I respect that.
347
00:14:56,915 --> 00:14:59,083
Hey, what about this ?
348
00:14:59,084 --> 00:15:01,619
I'll take you out
on the boat sometime.
349
00:15:02,287 --> 00:15:04,889
You've got to see this boat.
350
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,524
She's breathtaking.
351
00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:09,227
Kids, there's an amazing
architectural phenomenon
352
00:15:09,228 --> 00:15:11,162
in the Natural History Museum.
353
00:15:11,163 --> 00:15:12,864
If you stand in the right spot,
354
00:15:12,865 --> 00:15:15,723
you can hear
an entire conversation
355
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:18,683
all the way across the room.
356
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:23,174
July 23, 1981,
357
00:15:23,175 --> 00:15:24,275
incident report.
358
00:15:24,276 --> 00:15:26,978
At approximately 1000 hours,
359
00:15:26,979 --> 00:15:27,979
No.
...vandal dislodged
360
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:31,749
rib from triceratops skeleton...
No...
361
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,584
...and flung said rib
at giant whale.
362
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,186
No.
363
00:15:35,187 --> 00:15:38,389
Causing said giant whale to fall
in a downward trajectory.
364
00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:39,757
No.
And the vandal's name...
365
00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:41,692
No.
366
00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:44,629
Well, I'll be damned...
Barney Stinson.
367
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,430
No ! No !
368
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:48,566
Who's the master, Leroy ?
369
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,034
Stinson was reprimanded
370
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:53,804
and returned to the custody
of his father, Jerome Whittaker.
371
00:15:53,805 --> 00:15:56,407
Uh, no, uncle.
Jerome Whittaker is my uncle.
372
00:15:56,408 --> 00:15:58,409
Uncle Jerry. Says father.
Even signed it
373
00:15:58,410 --> 00:16:01,245
and checked the box
for father and everything.
374
00:16:03,115 --> 00:16:06,817
Jerry's my uncle.
375
00:16:16,895 --> 00:16:19,130
Lily ?
376
00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:23,834
Honey, what's wrong ?
377
00:16:23,835 --> 00:16:25,303
You okay ?
378
00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:27,538
Do you want a hit
of this sandwich ?
379
00:16:27,539 --> 00:16:29,607
I want you.
380
00:16:29,608 --> 00:16:33,160
Awesome. Let me just put
a sock on the doorknob.
381
00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:35,179
No. I mean, I want you
382
00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:37,848
as opposed to who you've become.
383
00:16:37,849 --> 00:16:40,484
You've changed so much.
384
00:16:40,485 --> 00:16:42,386
What ? How have I changed ?
385
00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:45,122
Did I cheat on you ?
386
00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,057
No.
387
00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:47,625
Did I stop writing poems
for you ?
388
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,961
Yes, but I'm okay with that.
389
00:16:49,962 --> 00:16:54,665
Am I not as good at making
the sweet, sweet love to you ?
390
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,867
Actually, you're way better now.
391
00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:59,770
You last, like, two,
three times as long.
392
00:16:59,771 --> 00:17:02,473
You said that any longer
would be too much.
393
00:17:02,474 --> 00:17:06,143
It's okay. College Lily thinks
those are orgasms.
394
00:17:06,144 --> 00:17:07,812
No, it's...
395
00:17:07,813 --> 00:17:09,247
it's none of that.
396
00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:12,917
It's just this new Marshall...
Corporate Marshall...
397
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:14,318
he wears suits
398
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:15,820
all the time.
399
00:17:15,821 --> 00:17:18,222
He doesn't care about
saving the world.
400
00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:20,725
He's not you.
401
00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:22,693
I want you back.
402
00:17:22,694 --> 00:17:26,030
Well, you can't have me.
403
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:29,900
Look at the sign.
404
00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:31,469
I'm extinct.
405
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:33,771
I've gone the way
of Jane's Addiction.
406
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:36,173
Actually, Jane's Addiction
got back together.
407
00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:37,642
They did ?
408
00:17:37,643 --> 00:17:40,378
Yeah, they've done a few tours,
they put out a new album.
409
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,280
Are you serious ?!
That is awesome !
410
00:17:42,281 --> 00:17:43,547
Are they just as good ?
411
00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:45,049
Sure.
412
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:48,819
Look, I know that
Corporate Marshall
413
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:52,556
wears a tie and everything,
but it sounds like
414
00:17:52,557 --> 00:17:55,526
he hasn't changed
where it counts.
415
00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:02,232
Hey.
416
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:03,367
Hi.
417
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:05,469
Look, Lily,
418
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,638
I know that you
would have been okay
419
00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:10,508
if we were poor and I was
trying to save the world,
420
00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,643
but will you still be okay
421
00:18:12,644 --> 00:18:14,712
if I make a lot of money
422
00:18:14,713 --> 00:18:18,816
and I spend all of it
spoiling you and our kids ?
423
00:18:20,152 --> 00:18:22,553
We'll make it work.
424
00:18:31,396 --> 00:18:33,130
There he goes.
425
00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:35,299
The Marathon Man.
426
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,735
Mr. Stamina himself.
427
00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:42,573
I can kiss better
than that old man.
428
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:45,609
So when was the last
time you saw him ?
429
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,346
It was that day...
430
00:18:48,347 --> 00:18:51,148
July 23, 1981.
431
00:18:51,149 --> 00:18:53,718
My mom got pretty mad
that he let me destroy
432
00:18:53,719 --> 00:18:55,252
a New York City landmark.
433
00:18:55,253 --> 00:18:57,188
Moms.
434
00:18:57,189 --> 00:18:59,990
He never came around
anymore after that.
435
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,527
Think he moved away.
436
00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,996
Well, maybe the security guy
had it wrong.
437
00:19:05,997 --> 00:19:07,765
You never know...
438
00:19:07,766 --> 00:19:10,935
But you do know, you do know.
That's the thing. You know.
439
00:19:12,938 --> 00:19:15,473
He's my dad.
440
00:19:15,474 --> 00:19:17,441
Barney, do you want... ?
441
00:19:17,442 --> 00:19:18,993
I don't want to do anything.
442
00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:21,479
Don't tell anyone
about this, okay ?
443
00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:24,615
I'm serious.
It's a great look.
444
00:19:24,616 --> 00:19:26,534
I think it could come
back, but one question.
445
00:19:26,535 --> 00:19:28,669
Does it cost half
as much as glasses ?
446
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,487
Can I steal you for a second ?
447
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,660
You don't need
to worry. I...
448
00:19:36,661 --> 00:19:38,162
What are you doing ?
449
00:19:38,163 --> 00:19:40,965
Oh, I thought we were...
450
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:43,234
Fine.
451
00:19:44,002 --> 00:19:45,669
I erased the tape.
452
00:19:45,670 --> 00:19:47,271
What ?
453
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,706
I don't need it.
454
00:19:48,707 --> 00:19:50,441
I'm going to beat
you fair and square.
455
00:19:50,442 --> 00:19:52,977
Thanks.
456
00:19:52,978 --> 00:19:54,195
But it's good to know
457
00:19:54,196 --> 00:19:58,149
how easily you can be
manipulated by a woman.
458
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,851
You look gross when
you cry, you know that ?
459
00:20:00,852 --> 00:20:02,653
Some women look cute.
460
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:04,588
You look like a basset hound.
461
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:06,657
Oh, laugh it up now.
462
00:20:06,658 --> 00:20:08,626
Because starting Monday,
463
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,527
I got you in my crosshairs.
464
00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:12,963
Bring it on, Princess.
465
00:20:35,392 --> 00:20:36,526
Eriksen...
466
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:38,840
It's, uh, 3:00 a.m.
467
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:43,044
You know what, you might
as well not even go home.
468
00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:53,087
And so Marshall stayed right on
at Goliath National Bank.
469
00:20:53,088 --> 00:20:57,125
Of course,
it wouldn't last forever.
470
00:20:57,126 --> 00:21:00,327
But that's another story.