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{\an8}"(Push and pull)"

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{\an8}"(Push and pull), Mrs. H. Bharucha"

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Welcome to the official launch
For the book "Tush and Attract".

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Nominated for the Bookworm Award.

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Balvinder Sodhi accompanies us today.

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How do you feel, Mr. Sodi?

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Sorry!

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Where can I find a horse here, brother?

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Tell me, where can I find a horse here?

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Where can I find a horse here?

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No, I'm asking you.

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Why did I repeat the same question?

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Are you imitating me?

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Are you imitating me?

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no.
- What do you mean by "no"?

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Show me a horse, or I will punch you!

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- "Coco"!
-I need it for my wedding next month.

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Ask her.

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- What is your name, ma'am?
- My name is Rajni.

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Welcome.
Hello.

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Ask her, this is her wedding.
I'm getting married to Ranji next month.

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Come with me for a minute. Let's go.

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That idiot imitated me.

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Don't you remember? We got married years ago.

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truly?
Yes! We have a son...

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Look, I'll show you.

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- Here he is... Look, Nikhilesh.
Welcome!

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With his American fiancée...

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-What do you call it?
- "Latta"?

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Not 'Mangeshkar'.

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I mean his fiancée.

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This is his fiancée.

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She's a nice girl.

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Even her name is beautiful, “his fiancée.”

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Look who attended!

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Welcome!
- Hello, Aunt Rajni!

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Welcome!
Welcome.

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Welcome!

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Welcome.
Welcome.

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How are you?
How are you?

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Welcome! Who are you?

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"Dharmendra."

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- “Kiran.”
- “Kiran.”

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Listen, your townhouse is number 12,

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-And our house number four.
- House number four.

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Chumbak residential complex.

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- "Chumpak."
Yes.

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Yes.
Yes.

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- Yes, I remembered, right?
- For five minutes.

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Mickey, baby! Here they are!

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Hello everyone!

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Welcome.
- Whew!

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I miss you, Dharmendra.

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Uncle Coco!

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"Mickey"!

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Welcome!
-You have become very thin, my dear.

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- Extremely.
- Yes, that's true.

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- Hello, my dear.
- When did you arrive?

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- How was New York?
- Amazing!

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Boring!

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Mickey's medical symposium included only doctors.
Imagine that!

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Were there no nurses?

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For your sake, Mickey!

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Wasn't there a pani puri seller?
Or a beauty expert

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Or a street performer?

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- Not one.
- What a miserable place.

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Not even the bhel puri seller.

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Welcome!

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Welcome!
- All this can be postponed.

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He allowed Vidant...

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Vidant was allowed to drive the car.

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For your sake, Addy!

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Don't be so emotional, Priyanka.

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I let him take a short drive, that's all.

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Adi, Vedant is only ten years old!

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Don't do that again, my son Addy.

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He drove the car brilliantly!

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He didn't hit Mr. Wadhwa's car.
Except for a little while back.

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Then the police came, that's all.

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Is that all?

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Why are you so scared?

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You're still the same, you don't care about anything at all.

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How is this?

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Forget it.

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Welcome.

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- "Hotoxy."
- "Hotoxy."

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Thank you for coming.

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Good luck!
-I feel very excited.

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Are you feeling stressed?

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- Tell me.
a little?

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My first book is coming out guys,

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This is amazing!

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"Hotoxy."

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I already bought two copies of your first book.

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- Why two copies?
- “Kiran”…

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Hotoxy is my best friend too.

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Do you think I'll read her book just once?

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- Right, Hottoxy?
Yes.

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Hello baby!

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- Hello, dad!
Welcome!

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Hello everyone. How are you.

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- Hello, Dad.
- Go away!

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You idiot.

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- Here it begins.
my dad!

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"Huto."

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"Gulshan Catering Company"

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No!

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no!

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Get out, both of you. Come on out!

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- Calm down.
- On your messengers.

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You're not invited, and you know that, right?

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Dear Hotoxy,

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Let's forget our quarrel.

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What's done is done.

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Get over him for our love.

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Look, I made you a cake with my own hands.

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Please forget it.

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"Forget it"? truly?

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Your mother mixed it up

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Sleeping pills in keema pav
And she fed me.

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Do you want me to forget it?

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Dear Hotoxy...

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You made that dish for both of us, right?

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truly?

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Why didn't you eat it, mother-in-law?

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"Hotoxy!"

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I was lying on the ground
After eating keema pav.

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It was foaming at the mouth.

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At that moment,
Will mom sit down to eat keema pav?

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My poor mother is not so cruel.

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Do you still say, "Poor mother"?

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- "Hotoxy"!
- Shut up.

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- Leave it alone.
Yes.

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You're going to spoil your party, please.

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Please.

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I came to congratulate you, my dear.

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I came to shower you with love.

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Okay, I'll let them in.

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For today only.

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"Hotoxy!"

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"Hotoxy" dear!

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"(Push and pull), meeting the writer"

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Welcome to Mrs. Bharucha's evening.
To read the book “(Push and Gather).”

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"(Push and pull)"

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Thank you.

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{\an8}"Push and pull."

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Chapter one.

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amazing! Very beautiful!

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Chumbak Complex,

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A group of attached houses

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In Chembur district of Mumbai.

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"Chumbak, Chembur"

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“A unique world that brings together five families

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Neighborhood magnet

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And friendship.

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It was the oldest population...

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"House 12, the Merchants."

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“…And I love them, Auntie Rajni,
In house number 12,

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“Very upset that night.”

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Hello mom.

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Nikhilesh, is it too cold in America?

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Yes, it's very cold!

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It has been snowing since morning.

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Your father disappeared from home again.

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Again? How did he get out?

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I served dinner at 7:45,
He started eating at 8:30.

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Why is it 8:30?

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You know how forgetful your father is, right?

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He forgot where he put his dentures.

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He found it in the refrigerator,
Stuck on the 'Medu Vada' plate.

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There was soup in the bathroom, and I almost washed my face with it.

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At 8:45 he said,
"I need to use the bathroom."

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I can't stop him.

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Of course not.

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At 9:45 I knocked on the door.

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It opened at 10, he fell asleep inside.

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Then he needed ten minutes to put his pants on.

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Because he put his legs in one hole!

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Then he said,
“Play a loud series on the iPad.”

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“Okay,” I said, so I couldn't refuse him.

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I turned on a news channel, then fell asleep.

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When I woke up, I found the door open
And you found your father had disappeared.

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He left without his medication.

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Calm down, mother, and don't worry.

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Do this, go to Priyanka's house.

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You'll scream from the balcony,

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And all the people of Chumbak will start looking for my father.

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We agreed?

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"Rohan!"

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"Priyanka, Aditya, Rohan, Vedant"

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Oh Rohan!

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Don't play music that loud this late.

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You're annoying the neighbors.

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Turn off the music!

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no.

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"Addy!"

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- "Addy"!
- What a shame.

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- What's wrong?
- Talk to him.

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- Talk to him now.
-I just lit the candles, what's up?

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Go ask him to turn off the music.

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"Rohan."

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If you don't turn it off within ten seconds,

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I will throw the speaker into the water.

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He turned it off.

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I hope you'll let me speak today.

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- "Priyanka."
- Aunt Rajni?

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- "Priyanka."
-Why do you look nervous?

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-One moment.
- Listen.

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Wait a minute. Sit quietly

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And tell me.

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- "Addy"!
I'm here.

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I brought you your healthy salad...

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Everything is healthy.

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everything!
- Yes... I...

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If we leave it to him,
Let's sprinkle quinoa instead of rice at our wedding.

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Why are you worried? Tell me.

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I have been asking you for a long time, my aunt. What is the problem?

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- Don't say anything, talk.
- Yes, I...

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Think calmly and then speak.

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Yes.

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Tell me, come on.

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not now.

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Wait.

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Come on, tell me.

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- Speak now.
Uncle is missing again.

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I said it!

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- You won!
I did well!

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- I said it.
Why are you laughing?

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Come on, let's look for him.

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Let's go.
-You...go to Twinkle's house, okay?

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Call Freddie, Addie.

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- Call Hotoxy.
- Aunt Rajni, go! Uncle Coco is missing.

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Oh Dharmendra!

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What's up?

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Hello pink sari!

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Come here, queen.

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Get out of my face, you idiot.

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You're being spoiled a lot today.

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Yes, tell me.

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-You know Uncle Coco, right?
Yes?

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He left the house and went missing.

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- What a shame! Again?
Yes.

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I'm going to take off this wig and remove the decorations.

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- We will meet you both. And take off your anklets too.
Yes.

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It's ringing.

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Welcome? "Hotoxy!" Welcome?

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Tell me, come on!

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- "Priyanka."
Yes?

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- Did you reply?
- No, it's still ringing.

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Tell me, come on!

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- "Priyanka"!
Yes?

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Let her answer the call.

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Then interrupt it as you wish.

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Call "Freddy."

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He doesn't reply either.

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I'm sure the mother-in-law, the daughter-in-law, and Freddie are fighting

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Because of something trivial.

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My son's only mistake.

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"Hotoxy" that has no hope!

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Look at this, Freddy.

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I cut all these vegetables tonight
And put it in the refrigerator.

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Mother-in-law, I'll prepare for Freddie.
Vegetable biryani in the morning, so…

265
00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,760
Watch your words, Hottoxy.

266
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:02,280
How dare you put in a word
“Vegetables” after “Biryani”?

267
00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,560
Wow!

268
00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,280
If anyone hears,
Our reputation among the Parsi community will be exposed.

269
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,360
naturally! She is not a balanced woman.

270
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,280
Biryani is only cooked with goat meat!

271
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:13,360
What a fool you are.

272
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,560
But Freddie became a vegetarian a few days ago.

273
00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,120
-You know his condition...
- You stupid fool!

274
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,120
Freddy is a vegetarian?

275
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,400
Look at me!

276
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,000
He eats prawns

277
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,320
Instead of potatoes and lentils

278
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,960
In "Pani Puri". Ask him.

279
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,800
Yes, Hottoxy, and I call him Bruni Puri.

280
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,000
But he has fatty liver.

281
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,920
So I stopped him from drinking too.

282
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,840
For six weeks...
- What a shame!

283
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:43,600
- What does this girl say, Freddy?
- She's right, mom.

284
00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:45,760
How can this be right?

285
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,080
Come on, follow me, both of you.

286
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:50,240
- Sorry, Hottoxy.
- What is “liver fat”?

287
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:53,440
This is a trick of quack doctors to make money.

288
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,360
my dad!

289
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,680
My father was drinking

290
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,240
Eight cups of Parsi every day.

291
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,880
He lived to be 90 years old.

292
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,640
The 90?

293
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,720
But my grandfather died at the age of 60,
Is that true, mom?

294
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,120
Yes, give or take 20 or 30 years.

295
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,880
My father died peacefully in his sleep.

296
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,600
He fell asleep behind the wheel after eight Parsi drinks.

297
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,840
The car fell directly into a ditch.

298
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,880
But he kept honking, right, Freddy?

299
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,800
Yes.

300
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,360
If the head falls on the steering wheel,

301
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,920
Won't the horn keep on sounding without stopping?

302
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,560
Are you trying to call me a liar, Hotoxy?

303
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,520
What? no.

304
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,640
That's a liar, that's an idiot.

305
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,800
- What did you say at the wedding?
What did you say?

306
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:39,760
What did he say?

307
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,440
He said you will stay with us

308
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,720
Six, eight, ten at most...

309
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,960
Days, weeks, months or years?

310
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,280
Your son forgot to explain that.

311
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,280
Good.

312
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,680
Good.
My mom.

313
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:57,800
Do this...

314
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,960
Kick me out of the house.

315
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:02,600
Better yet,

316
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,600
I will take poison.

317
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:05,800
Enough, mother-in-law!

318
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,960
What do you mean, "I'll take poison"?

319
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,360
I'd rather fire you, okay?

320
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,240
Freddy, get two men.

321
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,120
I can't do it alone.

322
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,760
Hottoxy, my love, you monster.

323
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:21,040
And a gland.

324
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,160
"Mickey." Oh Twinkle.

325
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,280
Do you want Paneer Shashlik?

326
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,040
My dear! Do you eat grapes?

327
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,040
sorry.

328
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,200
- Hello, Aunt Rajni.
Welcome.

329
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,560
Have you seen uncle?

330
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,840
Many times, in pictures and clips.
He looks handsome.

331
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,040
She's asking you if you saw him today, my love.
This is the purpose of the question.

332
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,520
I thought he would be here.

333
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,640
He comes here often to play that game.
What's her name?

334
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,040
- Table tennis?
no.

335
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,640
Doctor game?

336
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,760
Ball and table game... like "Carom"...

337
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:53,800
- What's her name?
- Billiards.

338
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,080
- Yes, billiards.
- Billiards.

339
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,000
- Billiards, yes.
- No, he did not come today.

340
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,240
Where did he go?

341
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,640
Aunt Rajni!

342
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,880
Walk straight for once.

343
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,360
Aunt Rajni!

344
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,560
- Aunt Rajni!
Yes.

345
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,280
I'm Dharmendra, back from shooting.

346
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,640
Adi and Priyanka told me about Uncle Coco.

347
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,680
I slapped the security guard twice.

348
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,120
He was sleeping very deeply, like someone who had just sold his horses.

349
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,040
Wait,

350
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,760
Does the security guard also sell horses?

351
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,120
Is he allowed to work additionally in addition to his job?

352
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,680
It's like, my beautiful.

353
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,960
"Rajni!"

354
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,480
- “Rajni”!
- "Paneer Shashlik"!

355
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,280
You idiot! Don't give me vegetables.

356
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,720
"Rajni!"

357
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,760
- Go away! Oh Rajni.
Yes?

358
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,280
- Come with me, come on.
Good.

359
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,720
Not in houses 22, 23, 24 or 25.

360
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,120
Did you know something?

361
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,240
No, it's a big disaster.

362
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,800
I assure you, this is an unfortunate day.

363
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,200
My uncle is missing, and so is my jacket.

364
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,200
"Freddy!"

365
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,000
It was my lucky jacket. Tell them, mom.

366
00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,120
naturally.

367
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,640
Do you know, Rajni?

368
00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,520
When Freddy bakes cakes
Wearing that worn-out jacket,

369
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,440
The cake swells.

370
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,800
My mother-in-law!

371
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,320
Shall we call the police, Hottoxy?

372
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,400
Yes.
- No, aunt.

373
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,560
Why would we call the police for something as simple as this?

374
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,040
What will you say to them?

375
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,080
Freddy's tattered, torn jacket...

376
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:17,920
But for Uncle Coco.

377
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,840
For Uncle Coco?

378
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:24,800
Do it, call them.

379
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,520
Let's do this. We will contact them. Let's go.

380
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,320
- We will contact them. Let's go.
- Sorry, aunt.

381
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,240
What?

382
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,680
My maternal aunt.
Yes.

383
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,480
We searched every nook and cranny of the club.

384
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,280
I checked the whole gym. No trace of him.

385
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,680
What about the swimming pool?

386
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,440
pool? Why does Uncle Coco jump in?
He can't swim.

387
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,040
This is the problem, he forgets that he is not good at it.

388
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,520
He was eating a burger the other day.

389
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,920
so what?
- He took it from the person sitting next to him.

390
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,720
“This is not your table,” I tried to explain to him.

391
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,960
This man is not your wife, but I am your wife.

392
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,920
Look, he has a beard and mustache."

393
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,920
And then he understood.

394
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,720
- He was about to kiss him.
Sorry?

395
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,800
"Paneer Shashlik"?

396
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,840
- Here comes the trouble.
My mom.

397
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,560
If I'm not mistaken,

398
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,760
You are talking about "Coco"...

399
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,760
Merchant, right?

400
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,840
Yes.

401
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,760
Are you Mrs. Merchant?

402
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,040
“Kejriwal.”

403
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,480
I'm Mrs. Kejriwal.

404
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,040
It's Mr. Kejriwal.

405
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,120
Yes.

406
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,720
So, where is Mrs. Merchant?

407
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,040
Where is your husband?

408
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,640
- Tell them.
- She remained silent.

409
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,920
You need to recharge.

410
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,120
Hey Monmon! Where is Uncle Coco?

411
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,320
It's in my house.

412
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,200
You should have said that from the beginning.

413
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,040
Come on, Mickey, get the whiskey.

414
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,800
Damn it, Auntie Rajni.

415
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,240
He is watching the movie 'Ghajini'.

416
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,240
You're performing well, you're shining.

417
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:12,760
It's a truly amazing performance!

418
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,680
Oh Coco! Look at them.

419
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,760
Who are all these people?

420
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,880
Coco, this is your wife.

421
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,280
And these are your neighbors.

422
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,480
So what should I do?

423
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,400
See? I taught him Bengali.

424
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,960
What are you doing here?

425
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,120
What are you doing here?

426
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,720
correct?

427
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,440
Hey, Uncle Coco.

428
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,680
How did you get here? Tell us.

429
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,160
This is not your house, Uncle Coco.

430
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,080
Yes.

431
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,120
All houses are similar from the outside.

432
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,640
That's why I was confused.

433
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,200
Do all houses look the same to you?

434
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,360
Do Monmon and I look alike?

435
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,640
Why are you laughing?

436
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,440
Don't you remember where your wife is?

437
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,080
But I remembered.

438
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,080
Yes, I remembered.

439
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,000
I even asked Moonmon too.

440
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,760
I said, "Monmon! Where is Ghajini?"

441
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,320
So Munmun played the movie "Ghajini".

442
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,400
Right, Moonmon?

443
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,160
Take care of it now.

444
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,280
- Aunt Rajni!
- I'm fed up.

445
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,520
- Aunt Rajni!
- This is very cool.

446
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,400
- Calm down and take a breath.
- Aunt Rajni, one minute.

447
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,400
Yes…

448
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,480
What's my name?

449
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,880
- “Rajni.”
- It's Rajni, right?

450
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,280
Yes.
-What does he call me?

451
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,320
"Ragini", "Rinkini".

452
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,080
- “Ratnagiri.”
He even called me “Rukhsana.”

453
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,480
- "Rika."
-He calls me "Anger" too.

454
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,080
What? But today…

455
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,080
Call me today

456
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,960
With “Ghajini” instead of “Rajni”!

457
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,840
Even though he suffers from memory loss.

458
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,160
Because he doesn't remember your name.

459
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,480
truly? But he says, "Monmon."

460
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,000
He always remembers it, but he doesn't remember my name.

461
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,880
- Yes, son?
- Did you find my father?

462
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,840
- Yes, we found your father.
- Where did you find him?

463
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,120
He was at Moonmon's house.

464
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,480
Who is "Monmun", mother?

465
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,120
She's new to the complex.

466
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,600
An animal trainer looks like Twinkle's father.

467
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,080
What is the name of the animal trainer?

468
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,920
Her name is similar to "Sweetie Sweetie".
What do they call it?

469
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,440
"Svetlana Monis."

470
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,920
Doctor's stepdaughter
Gwendolyn Cabinetmaker, Rangan.

471
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,640
Yes.

472
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,960
"Chumbak Complex, Chembur"

473
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,760
Instead of discussing other people's relationships,

474
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,400
Focus on your marriage.

475
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,200
If our marriage runs into trouble,
Freddie will show it to me.

476
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,320
- Understood?
- Yes, Hotoxy is right.

477
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,000
Yes, he will show you.

478
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,760
Because your contact lenses themselves require glasses.

479
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,720
Come on, Freddy. Look.

480
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,240
Three days of the new month have passed,
But this girl

481
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,160
Didn't turn the calendar page.

482
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,360
Who uses the Zenobia Catering Calendar?
This old one now, mother-in-law?

483
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,240
I use it, yes.

484
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,280
All my accounts are registered on it.

485
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,040
Account for milk and ironing, and your account!

486
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,520
I recorded on him how many times I brought rotten eggs.

487
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,640
And this...and this.

488
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,720
My calendar is more reliable than your mobile phone

489
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,040
The blatant cover.

490
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,640
You are right, mother-in-law.

491
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,480
But the problem

492
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,960
I cannot click on the calendar number
To contact someone.

493
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,040
What she's saying makes sense, mom, right?

494
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,720
"Hotoxy" is very funny.

495
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,520
You bastard.

496
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,760
-See what I will do to you today.
-Mom, this is going to hurt.

497
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,560
Don't laugh at her silly joke.

498
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,960
Restrain her a little.

499
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,320
What harness, mother-in-law?

500
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,480
Do I look like a horse to you?

501
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,800
When did you say you were beautiful?

502
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,760
Even the mule is bridled.

503
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,920
Don't exceed your limits now, mother-in-law.

504
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,040
If I called you a sorceress,
The poor sorceress would have felt...

505
00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,880
Offended.

506
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,960
Great prank! "Hotoxy" in its prime.

507
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,920
Laugh later, idiot.

508
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,280
Look. Oh, all this dust!

509
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,320
As if we were in a desert.

510
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,880
In a few days, Ella Aaron will appear here singing and dancing.

511
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,040
“My heart hurts and my chest is breaking!”

512
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,680
Sorry.
- No, laugh.

513
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,440
But remember the difference

514
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:30,320
Between "joking with me" and "putting me down"
Mr. Freddy Gulshan Bano Tarapurwala.

515
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,640
Sorry, dear Huto.

516
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,000
- Girls...
- Wait.

517
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,680
I have to discuss something very important.

518
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,000
What are you carrying?

519
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:58,600
Last night, Dad got suspicious again about Mickey, my darling.

520
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,240
He put a black knife to his neck like this.

521
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,040
And poor Mickey started shivering like that,

522
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,600
Like the clothes of the poor in a two-room apartment

523
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,040
When the wind blows.

524
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,040
He was shaking like that, Priyanka.

525
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,200
-You...
- Please, father.

526
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,680
I will slaughter you, my son-in-law.

527
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,600
But why? I love your daughter Twinkle very much.

528
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,560
"You like her"? truly?

529
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,160
What about Dalichand's daughter, Girishma?

530
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:33,600
And Naseem's daughter, Nurse Ruksaar?
Don't you love her too?

531
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,360
no. Who told you all this?

532
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,680
Come on, daddy.

533
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,200
What?
- Come here!

534
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,360
Let's go!

535
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,080
You scum! Let's go!

536
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,960
Yes? What's the matter?

537
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,120
Don't cut his throat.

538
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,360
- Do you know how good Mickey sings?
What?

539
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:52,640
- Sing, Mickey.
What?

540
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,800
- Did you hear him?
once again.

541
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,800
But I assure you, my dear,

542
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,400
Your bastard husband is cheating on you with Nurse Ruksaar.

543
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,480
What?
- Dad.

544
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,200
Mickey calls Nurse Ruksaar "sister."

545
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,920
Everyone calls nurses "sis," right?

546
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,160
Yes.
- See? Go away!

547
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,360
You lowly!

548
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,920
Sit down, my dear.

549
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,480
Sit down.

550
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,160
What do you see in him?

551
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,360
You are a successful model.

552
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:26,040
You are educated and famous despite your failure in high school.

553
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,720
As for him, he is a heart surgeon.

554
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,040
Dad.

555
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,320
What if Mickey was a heart surgeon?

556
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,400
- There is no menial profession.
What?

557
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,040
But I save people's lives, my dear.

558
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,600
There you have heard.
And Mickey does it as a side gig too.

559
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,040
You won't cut his throat.

560
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,320
I made my decision.

561
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,320
I will not allow my father to interfere in our married life.
This is a final decision.

562
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,360
True

563
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,520
- Great.
amazing.

564
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,800
We agreed? Call the complex workers,
And they gave them all these clothes.

565
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:02,960
-I'm starving.
- It's late.

566
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,320
- Good morning, Aunt Rajni!
Good morning.

567
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,440
What happened, aunt? Is eating something okay?

568
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:12,720
I made a decision, too.

569
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,760
Reveal what is burning in your chest. Let's go.

570
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,200
Tell us.

571
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,120
I'm tired.

572
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,240
So sit down and tell us.

573
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,320
Before marriage, I served my father for 20 years.

574
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,400
And I served my brothers.

575
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,760
After marriage, Nikhilesh served for 22 years.

576
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,680
During the past year, Amkan developed a mental illness.

577
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,040
I'm fed up.

578
00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,320
Don't interrupt me! Turn off your phone.

579
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,480
I command you. sorry.

580
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,360
So I decided that I…

581
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,360
I will divorce your uncle.

582
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,240
This is a final decision.

583
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Translated by Israa Eid


