1 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,640 ♪ It only takes a minute girl 2 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:36,200 ♪ To fall in love 3 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,480 ♪ It only takes a minute girl 4 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,680 ♪ Just one minute! 5 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,880 ♪ To fall in love! 6 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,000 Papa. 7 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,800 ♪ Just fall in love... 8 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,600 ♪ It only takes a minute girl 9 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,120 ♪ Only takes a minute, girl! 10 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:07,520 ♪ To fall in love 11 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,960 ♪ It only takes a minute girl Oi, oi! 12 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,760 It's still early season. - So why is everyone else selling out?! 13 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,040 Last Tuesday at Waikikis, they were queueing round the block for Jeff Leppard! 14 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,560 I'm done, mate. 15 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,560 What's going on? - Darren's leaving the band. 16 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:53,600 Ah, bloody hell! - Benidorm's best tribute act, 2019, and you're just walking away? 17 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,280 Mate, if he wants to go-- - Oh, of course you don't care! 18 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,280 You've always thought you'd make a better Robbie. 19 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,440 What?! 20 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,160 Well, you have though, haven't you? 21 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,520 Yeah. - Well, it's all yours, mate. 22 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,600 Cos I'm gonna do my own Robbie Williams night. 23 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:12,400 In Benidorm? - No, I've got a gig at Caesar's Carvery in Faliraki, and I'm leaving tomorrow! 24 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,960 Well, if you're going, I'm gonna need that grand you owe me, mate. 25 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,600 Oh, give it up, mate. You're never seeing that again. 26 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,400 Dicks like Darren are only out for themselves. 27 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,320 You know he's been shagging Isabella. 28 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,000 You what? - In fact, you can't quit 29 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,520 cos, I guess now it's time that you are sacked for good! 30 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,400 I'm sacking you, you're sacked. 31 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,280 We only got that award cos I started singing Angels in the encore. 32 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,080 In fact, that is mine! 33 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,280 You touch that award and I'll kill you. 34 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,800 What's going on? 35 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,320 Boys... boys, enough with the argy bargy! 36 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,160 I'm doing you a favour, lads, cos you're wasting your life out here. 37 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,640 Go home! Do something else. 38 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:58,160 Before you wake up in 10 years and realise what's obvious to everyone else. 39 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,960 You're just three knobheads from Yorkshire who can't sing! 40 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,080 I'm actually from Runcorn. 41 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,800 Oh, my God. 42 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,280 Darren, it's me, open up. 43 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,440 Darren, I want that award back, I'm not leaving without it. 44 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,280 You know I've got a key, dickhead! 45 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,560 Shell? 46 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,440 What are we gonna do? 47 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,000 I suppose we'll have to go to the beach. 48 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,480 Morning, Dennis. 49 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,880 Archie, what are you doing here? 50 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,760 You didn't kick me out last night. 51 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,960 You weren't in here last night, I checked. 52 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,720 Not under the table... 53 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,320 You need help! 54 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,680 Ah! You worked in a pub before? 55 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,480 Have I...? I grew up in a pub. 56 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,840 I've been pouring pints since I was 3 years old. 57 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,040 Obviously that was a lie. 58 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,400 10 euros an hour, cash in hand. - 10? No, no, no. 59 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:38,320 Let's negotiate. - OK, 7. 60 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:41,080 I am a fast learner with a diploma. 61 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,680 In acting. 62 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,880 You're also a proven liar with no experience. 63 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,080 Let's say 12. - 9. 64 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:47,400 11? - 10. 65 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,480 Perfect! But I need time off for auditions. 66 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,680 Deal. 67 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,360 So anyway, I'm waiting there, 68 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,960 there's a queue of beautiful women wanting to talk to me. 69 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,240 Archie, I'm not coming to some over 50 singles night. 70 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,520 No, no, reserve judgement... 71 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,080 until you've seen the photos! 72 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Sorry, first day. What was it? 73 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,240 A coke. - A coke! 74 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,800 I can do that. 75 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,960 Uh, excuse me, is the kitchen open? 76 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,680 Kitchen, um, I'm not sure. 77 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,280 Dennis... 78 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,160 is the kitchen open? 79 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,320 Yep. 80 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,200 Yes. 81 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,320 Here. 82 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:54,920 Margarita was Miss Costa Rica, 1996. 83 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,000 I'm done with relationships, mate. 84 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,960 Who said anything about relationships? 85 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:02,760 Everyone's only there for one thing. 86 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,720 A couple of hours, mutually beneficial physical intimacy. 87 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,120 Longer for me, cos I'm tantric. 88 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,600 Sorry. 89 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,240 You look familiar. Did you work at the Vegas lounge? 90 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,120 Yeah. I play piano for Non Jovi. 91 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,760 Rita. - Rosa. 92 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,320 I was a dancer. Remember the sexy horses? 93 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,480 Didn't recognise you without your stirrups. 94 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,560 How are you? You don't look great. 95 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,920 Me and a mate had a falling out. 96 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,800 But you don't want me to bore you with my problems. 97 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,920 OK. 98 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,640 He always thought he was the talented one. 99 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,920 Maybe he was. 100 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,640 Maybe I was jealous. 101 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,320 But this morning they found his body floating in the pool. 102 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:05,400 Holy shit! 103 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,800 Sorry. 104 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,320 What happened? - Well, I don't know! 105 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,400 There must have been some kind of accident. 106 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,160 Steven Evans? 107 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,920 I'm arresting you for the murder of Darren Small. 108 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,720 What?! 109 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,560 Holy... shit. 110 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,640 I swear the last time I saw him was backstage after the gig. 111 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,800 Yeah, where we know you had a big fight. 112 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,880 CCTV shows you go into his room last night at 1:46 a.m. 113 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,720 I was drunk! 114 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,920 I just went to get something. - What? 115 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:59,240 This award... Stupid lump of glass, but it weren't in his room, and neither was Darren, I swear! 116 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,480 I was in there no longer than a minute. 117 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,800 Long enough to throw someone off a balcony. 118 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,040 Yeah, it only takes a minute. 119 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,400 What? Why was that weird? 120 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,200 This way! 121 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,000 This is wrong. I know him. He's actually really nice. 122 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,200 It's OK, lady. We know what we're doing. 123 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,640 You can go back inside now, Dennis. - Is it bring your kid to work day? 124 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,040 I'm 23. - Got any ID? 125 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,520 Jesús Ballesteros. 126 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,080 You know her? 127 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:40,720 Inspector Hernandez and I have a long-running difference of opinion. 128 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,920 She thinks my alcohol licence is dodgy. 129 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,160 I think she's a complete waste of taxpayers' money. 130 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,200 Ha! As if you pay tax. 131 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,600 We may need to take a statement. 132 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,160 Let me give you my personal number-- - Jésus! 133 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,720 Is Craig with the monkey a real person? 134 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,040 Yes and no. 135 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,400 It's not his real name? - It's not a real monkey. 136 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,600 You were in the police? 137 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,600 35 years. 138 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,880 So you should come to the hotel where the man died and investigate. 139 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,720 And why would I want to do that? 140 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,800 Moral obligation. 141 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,440 If we do nothing, an innocent man will go to jail. 142 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,560 How can you be sure he's innocent? 143 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:54,760 I have a gift. I know when people are telling the truth. 144 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,320 OK. 145 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,280 I don't want to investigate because I can't be bothered and I don't care. 146 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,320 Was that true? 147 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,600 That detective woman... you don't like her, right? 148 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,960 Not really. 149 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,000 So... prove she's got the wrong man. 150 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,080 Make her look really dumb. 151 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,640 Hello? 152 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,560 Serve that fella, would you? 153 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:32,800 What the hell are you doing?! 154 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,080 One hour or I will throw this in the sea. 155 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,800 You throw that in the sea and I'll sack you! 156 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,520 You don't help, I quit. And, throw this in the sea. 157 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,080 Half an hour. - Estupendo! 158 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,360 Vamos. 159 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,640 What, you're coming too? 160 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,880 What do you know about investigating murders? 161 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,400 Everything. 162 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,880 When I was 12, I broke my legs, so my parents bought me a DVD player, 163 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,400 you know, one of those little portable ones with the screen? 164 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,080 They bought it second-hand from some old English woman. 165 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,880 I think she died. Anyway, when I tried to use it, 166 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,280 I saw there was a disc inside, and that disc was the first ever episode 167 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,240 of Midsummer Murders. Do you know that show? 168 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:18,160 I played it and I was thinking, this is so old-fashioned, 169 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,840 and I was going to turn it off. But then Gerald Hadley 170 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:24,320 is found beaten to death, and I'm like, I have to know who did this. 171 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:29,400 By the time my cast came off, I had already watched all 142 episodes. 172 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,400 And after that I took a super deep dive into Murder She Wrote, 173 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:38,600 Diagnosis Murder, Touch of Frost, Bergerac-- This is not like on telly. 174 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,960 Real police work takes hundreds of hours of gathering information-- 175 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the boss! 176 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,240 I am only here to observe. 177 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,960 Look, I'll go on my own and ask some questions in the bar. 178 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,360 You stay here and don't talk to anyone, OK? 179 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:56,200 Stay here, don't talk to anyone... A million per cent. 180 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,520 Excuse me, can I ask you a few questions? 181 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,560 OK, this is big. I've got something. 182 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,000 This is Shell and Tony. - Call me Big Tone. 183 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,440 No. 184 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,280 Tony and Shell arrived last night. 185 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,320 Tell me what you told me. - Well, we were delayed getting in. 186 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,480 Three hours on the tarmac at Stansted. 187 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,920 When we got to reception, there was no one there. 188 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,200 Then all of a sudden... 189 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,640 What was that splash? - Probably a seagull. 190 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,280 A seagull? - Yeah, it was one of them big ones. 191 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,040 A seagull? - Yeah. One of them big ones. 192 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:50,120 I said, what's a seagull doing in the pool? Should be in the sea! 193 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,280 And now I'm thinking it's more likely that bloke. 194 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,800 And what time was this? 195 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,840 Quarter to one. I just checked my watch. 196 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,960 The police said Steve went into Darren's room at 1:46. 197 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,640 A whole hour later. Darren was already dead. 198 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,120 OK, not bad. 199 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,480 Thank you. 200 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,360 The killer is still out there. 201 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,200 We can solve this case! 202 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,880 If you were still in the police, what would you do now? 203 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,640 We'd go to the pub. 204 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,120 After the pub? - Probably a curry. 205 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,400 In the investigation. 206 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,680 We'd probably question the band. 207 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 Yes! Let's do that. 208 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,640 Say that again? 209 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,960 I'm Jason, but in the band I play Mark. 210 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,560 He's Mark, but in the band he plays Jason. 211 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,400 Ah... And Howard. - Joward. 212 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,240 People could never tell the difference between Howard and Jason, 213 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,680 so we just combine the two. 214 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,320 Saves money. 215 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,080 So what did you guys do after the gig last night? 216 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,360 I was with Isabella. She's my girlfriend. 217 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,560 Ex-girlfriend. 218 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,720 And you? 219 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,000 I was in my room all night. 220 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,320 And what was Darren like? 221 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,480 Well, he was a... a good singer. 222 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,640 And he knew it. He was arrogant. 223 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,280 And tight. He never got a round in. Still owes me a grand. 224 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,120 Yeah, you couldn't trust him. He stole his bird. 225 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,880 Still, he was a good singer though. 226 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,520 Hi! 227 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,560 And uh... who are you? 228 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:49,520 I'm Sergeant Rosa Ortega, Inspector... Dennis. - You all right? 229 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:54,240 Inspector Dennis has just flown in from the UK to assist with our investigation. 230 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,400 Did the airline lose your bags? 231 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,200 No. - Yes! 232 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,440 Uh, yeah. 233 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,440 Please be discreet with your inquiries. 234 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:12,520 I like everything to be perfect, perfect... perfect for our guests. 235 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,920 This your place, is it, Carlos? - Yes. 236 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,680 My wife and I took over eight years ago. 237 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,680 She's young enough to be his daughter. 238 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,840 Well, she is my daughter. 239 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,920 My wife died two years ago. - Ah, sorry for your loss. 240 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,760 She's like my Puig Campana, you know? 241 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,280 The... the mountain that looks over Benidorm. 242 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,040 She's my rock. 243 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:43,240 If you'll excuse me... Isabella, see that the detectives have everything they need. 244 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,920 How can I help you? 245 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,840 Oh, it's all right. We were just leaving. 246 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,760 We need a copy of the CCTV from last night and a key to the crime scene. 247 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,080 So sad to think this is the last thing someone saw before they died. 248 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,440 So, what are we looking for? 249 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,160 I'll know when I find it. 250 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,240 Of course, the anomaly. 251 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,520 The little thing in the room that only the detective notices. 252 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,080 The missing chess piece, the two left shoes... 253 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,960 In Murder She Wrote series 5 episode 13, 254 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,920 Jessica finds a feather duster. Everyone thinks whatever, 255 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:30,080 but, Jessica knows it's important. 256 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,280 In the end, it turned out the murderer used it 257 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,360 to clean the crime scene. There you go, the anomaly! 258 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,040 Dennis, come out here. 259 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,600 Do you think someone can climb around that? 260 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,360 Yeah, Spider-Man. 261 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,440 You know, I can't decide if you're more like Morse 262 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,200 because you drink too much or Columbo because of your bad clothes. 263 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,000 I always thought Columbo would have a bad smell, not a super bad smell, 264 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,920 but kind of funky, you know, like when you cook a potato in a microwave? 265 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,760 You know, a bit funky. 266 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,240 Would you like to explain? 267 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,840 Your whole investigation is a joke. 268 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920 I mean, why haven't forensics been here yet? 269 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,240 We're overstretched. We don't have the-- I don't need to explain myself to you. 270 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,800 What were you doing in his room? - You've got the wrong bloke. 271 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,760 Did you notice the missing gin from the minibar? 272 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,720 Yes. Actually, no, but so what? 273 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,560 Well, he had an all-inclusive wristband. Why use the minibar? 274 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,880 And there was a light bulb missing from the balcony 275 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,920 and the trouser press wasn't in the wardrobe. 276 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,560 So he was using the trouser press! - Look alive, Jésus! 277 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:54,680 Nobody uses a trouser press! 278 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:58,040 This is why he didn't kill Darren, because someone moved the trouser press? 279 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,520 No. These are what I call anomalies. 280 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,480 Hey, I told you that. 281 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,480 Steve didn't kill Darren because by the time 282 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:08,720 he went to his room last night, Darren was already dead. 283 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,640 Let me introduce you to Big Tone. 284 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,200 A seagull. - Yeah, one of them big ones. 285 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,600 What time was this? - Quarter to one. I checked my watch. 286 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,560 Can I see the watch? - Shell... 287 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,120 Oh. 288 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,080 He don't like a tan line. 289 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,520 This is an hour slow. 290 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:34,200 Oh, you dozy twonk, you forgot to wind it forward when we landed. 291 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,560 This means that the sound of the body hitting the water 292 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:43,640 coincides exactly with when we know Steve was in Darren's room. 293 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,480 And being a detective was your actual job, yes? 294 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,880 Why did I ever listen to you? 295 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,360 You've wasted everyone's time. - Leave it, Michelle. 296 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,160 I thought you were restocking the crisps. 297 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,520 Crisps can wait. Look at this. 298 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,960 Half an hour before Darren comes back to his room, 299 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:33,120 this guy walks into the room next door, 514. 300 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:37,440 Then at 1:46... here comes Steve. 301 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,520 He goes in, one minute later, he comes out again. 302 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:47,800 Fast forward 10 minutes, sombrero guy comes back out of Room 514. 303 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,760 I checked with the hotel and that room was empty! 304 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,320 Suspicious, yes? Yes! 305 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,920 And now, it looks like his arm is missing. 306 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,840 Perhaps he was mauled by a bear. 307 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,480 Is that a roast? Where'd you get a roast? 308 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,280 I had it delivered. 309 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,480 Rosa, take your medicine. The guy's guilty. 310 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,400 And if he's not guilty, he's gonna need more than a knackered copper 311 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,440 and a failed actress to help him out. 312 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,000 You think I'm a failed actress? 313 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,960 You know what my father said to me when I told him I wanted to be an actor? 314 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,320 He said, I would rather you told me you were a bank robber. 315 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,640 At least then maybe you'd earn some money. 316 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,240 Jesus. 317 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,800 I'm-- I'm sorry... 318 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,520 Yeah, I, I didn't mean... you know? 319 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,520 Ha! Failed actress... I had you! 320 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,640 No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 321 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:56,640 Because I am a brilliant actress, but more importantly, I am a good person. 322 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,440 And bad things happen when good people do nothing. 323 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,680 Nothing's all you've done since you've worked here. 324 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,160 Do them crisps! 325 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,840 Why did you come to Benidorm, Dennis, to sit in your boring pub 326 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,640 and do nothing until you die? 327 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,480 Give or take. 328 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,800 But you can solve this case. 329 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,040 Oh, I can't, my brain's gone. 330 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,080 I mean, imagine not even checking the watch. Schoolboy error. 331 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,240 Do the crisps. 332 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,880 Do it yourself. I quit. 333 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,960 Seriously, what's wrong with my toasties? 334 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,360 Mmm... mmm. 335 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,320 Did you put on weight? 336 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:04,640 Hi, Jackie. 337 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,560 You want a funny hat? 338 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,960 I'm OK, thanks. 339 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,640 You're sad. 340 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,000 Did you do badly in an audition again? 341 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,680 No, I'm just feeling a bit out of my depth. 342 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,440 I understand. I saw your show, Rio Rosa. 343 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,080 It's not very good, huh? 344 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,000 Can you help me? 345 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,840 I'm not talking about acting. 346 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,680 I know this person who got arrested for murder. 347 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,640 Ah, the Gary Barlow man. 348 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,000 You know about that? - I know everyone. 349 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,280 He pushed Robbie Williams from the 5th floor. 350 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,760 But I know he didn't! The police aren't even looking 351 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,360 at the other bandmates. One was jealous of his new job. 352 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,640 Then there's this weird love triangle with Isabella. 353 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,640 No, not a triangle. 354 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,520 She only loved one of them. 355 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,880 Who? Who was Isabella in love with? 356 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,680 I'm afraid that is gonna cost you, eh? 357 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,480 I thought we were friends. 358 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,720 No! 359 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,920 Hola! - No, thank you. 360 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,440 Isabella and Darren were totally in love! 361 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,440 So she chucked him off the balcony because he was leaving? 362 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,720 No, no, no, that's the thing. He was not leaving. Well... 363 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,600 he was leaving, but he was not leaving her. 364 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,640 She was going with him to Greece! - Interesting. 365 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,840 Well, all the best with that. - Oh, stop pretending you don't care. 366 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,680 I'm coming to the pub. - I'm not at the pub. 367 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,280 The pub's closed tonight. - Where are you? 368 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,160 None of your business. 369 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,760 OK... weird! I'll see you tomorrow. 370 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,360 I thought you quit. 371 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,520 OK, fine. Goodbye forever. 372 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,000 Should we just pretend we didn't see each other? 373 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,280 I was here on police business. - Oh, really? 374 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,240 Maria... 375 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,960 Ah, I'm not judging. 376 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,600 I'm just surprised you qualified for an over 50s thing. 377 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,680 I had to persuade them to let me in. 378 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,640 You'll be fine. 379 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,760 How was it? 380 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,280 One of the worst 10 minutes of my life. 381 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:40,720 Enjoy. 382 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,400 I don't suppose you fancy going for a drink? 383 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,680 I was working 12... 14 hour days. 384 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,760 Tiff ended up having an affair. - Tiff? 385 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,400 Tiffany. - Your wife was called Tiffany? 386 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,920 No, Tiffany was the cat. We just drifted. 387 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,240 Yes, my wife was called Tiffany. 388 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,880 I can't picture you with a woman called Tiffany. 389 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,720 When I think of a Tiffany, I think... 390 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,480 of someone I-- I don't know. 391 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,720 Attractive. 392 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,120 She was. 393 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:22,560 That was the problem. 394 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,800 Is that what happened to you? Pressures of the job? 395 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,240 I don't want to talk to you about this. 396 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,080 Divorce? - Personal things. 397 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,520 Feelings. 398 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,960 Huh... you surprise me. 399 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:42,840 That I don't wanna open up to a man I barely know and don't respect? 400 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,360 No. That you have feelings. 401 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,000 I'm not bad at my job. 402 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,680 What did I say? I didn't say anything! 403 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,440 You said I was a complete waste of taxpayers' money. 404 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,360 Well, apart from that... 405 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,200 I am a good detective, OK? The whole force has been cut back. 406 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,840 Well, you've always got Jésus! 407 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,800 Jésus. 408 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,320 Yesterday, he accidentally called me mum. 409 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,560 Do you want another drink? 410 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,240 I've got work tomorrow. 411 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,440 So do I! 412 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,000 If you call sitting around drinking beer work. 413 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,360 Well, that's not fair. I often have to stand up. 414 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,440 Good night. 415 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,160 Why are you still here? 416 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,560 Si. 417 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,160 Hasta manana. 418 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,800 Adios. 419 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,600 Seriously, why are you still here? 420 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,400 I was just getting my shoes. 421 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,640 So you got the postmortem results back then? 422 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,160 How do you know that? - Two injuries... One either side of his head. 423 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,800 That didn't happen in the fall. 424 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,760 Must have been attacked in his room. 425 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,960 I'm so glad you're here to explain this to me. 426 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,080 But that doesn't make sense, cause why would you kill someone 427 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,720 and then throw their body over the balcony? 428 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,880 Either way, you're now looking for a murder weapon. 429 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,680 But Steve was empty-handed when he left the room. 430 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,920 I saw the tape. - How have you seen the tape? 431 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,560 You need to stop interfering with this investigation right now, 432 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,600 or I will arrest you for perverting the course of justice. 433 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,640 There's only one pervert in here, things you got up to last night. 434 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,960 That was a mistake. - Nah, come on, it was fun. 435 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,920 No, I mean the whole thing. 436 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,320 I don't know how it happened. 437 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,440 Please just leave. 438 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,520 Fair enough. 439 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,840 But if I were you, I'd have another look at that crime scene. 440 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,600 Murder weapon has to be in there. 441 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,120 I don't need advice from a detective like you. 442 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,400 I googled you last night while you were snoring in my bed. 443 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,120 Sorry about that. - You didn't retire. 444 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,320 You were fired for planting evidence. 445 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,440 I was set up. 446 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,960 Of course. 447 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,400 I was set up by my boss! 448 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,880 That's who Tiff was having the affair with. 449 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,680 I was a good copper. - Well, now you're a barman. 450 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,240 So go back to your miserable pub and leave the police work to me. 451 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,320 Are you gonna eat that sausage? - Yes! 452 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,280 What about those beans? 453 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,800 Bella, you've not touched the beans... 454 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,680 Does quit mean something different in Spanish? 455 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,320 My father says if I don't have a job, I have to go and live back at home. 456 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,960 I thought you wanted nothing to do with the case. 457 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,280 I don't. It just keeps coming back. 458 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,600 Like you. 459 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,800 Is it maybe a little to do with Inspector Maria? 460 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,840 I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 461 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,440 Hmm... there's really not. 462 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,240 Darren was hit in the head twice before he went over the balcony. 463 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,760 How do you know this? - The Spanish cops 464 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,320 think that the CCTV of Steve coming to Darren's room 465 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,040 is what incriminates him, but I think it's what proves he didn't do it. 466 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,600 He's empty-handed when he leaves and there's nothing in the room 467 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,840 that you could use as a murder weapon. 468 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,520 I went back and had a look at the crime scene this morning. 469 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,920 Without me? 470 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,120 There was a smell of gin on the balcony. 471 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,800 The minibar. Darren was killed with the missing gin bottle. 472 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,280 What? No! 473 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,480 How's a miniature gin bottle gonna be heavy enough 474 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,880 to do that kind of damage? - What kind of damage? 475 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,840 Where are you getting this from? 476 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,480 Whoever killed Darren is under that sombrero. 477 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,800 Which is literally what I said yesterday. 478 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,280 Yeah. But now I know who it is. 479 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,720 Look what happens after he leaves the room. 480 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,600 What killer cares about a wonky picture? 481 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,200 One that likes everything to be perfect, perfect, perfect. 482 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,440 I have called the police. 483 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,080 The real police. 484 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,520 Well, I guess one of us are getting arrested then. 485 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:44,000 Isabella, when did you tell your father that you were leaving for good with Darren? 486 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,600 The night before we were meant to leave. 487 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,960 Papa. 488 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,440 ♪ Fall in love 489 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,960 I was too afraid to tell him sooner. 490 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,640 You come into my hotel and you say such disgusting things. 491 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,080 How did I kill Darren? 492 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,200 Gotta be honest, I'm not 100 per cent. 493 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,520 Well, good luck. You have two minutes until the police arrive to figure it out. 494 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,440 Isabella, come now. 495 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,320 Vamos. 496 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,520 You should probably go. 497 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:26,560 Your father's not going to be best pleased if you get arrested. 498 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,560 I think that's why I want to stay. 499 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,800 You know what they call this? This is the brick wall. 500 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,080 The cops are sure they have their man, 501 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,400 but the crime seems impossible to solve, and it looks like 502 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,680 he's going to get away with it. But it's OK, 503 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,760 because you know what comes next? The eureka moment! 504 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,400 In Miss Marple series 1, episode 5, 505 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,560 Colonel Lucio's brother is found dead in the vicarage. 506 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,840 And it turns out the second gunshot was... 507 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,360 What is it? What are you staring at? 508 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,680 It's happening? You're having the eureka moment? 509 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,840 Not with you banging on, I'm not. 510 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,760 I warned you. I told you what would happen. 511 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,920 You going down! - Shut up, Jésus. 512 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,880 Dennis is about to solve the case, right? 513 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,040 I'd say I'm 50/50. 514 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,760 Jésus. - No, wait, wait, wait! 515 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,920 Look... 516 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,840 Carlos called Isabella his rock. 517 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,880 She's like my Puig Campana, you know? 518 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,320 The mountain that looks over Benidorm. 519 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,960 She's my rock. 520 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,720 He couldn't let her go, especially not with a bloke like Darren. 521 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,400 Lucky for him, he finds Steve and Darren arguing earlier, 522 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,000 which presents him with both a suspect and a weapon. 523 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,560 You touch that award and I'll kill you! 524 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,440 This is pure speculation. - You think this is flimsy? 525 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,720 I'm just getting started. - Keep going. 526 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,760 Carlos goes up to the 5th floor. He can't switch the CCTV off 527 00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:00,840 because it would look suspicious, but... earlier, he finds a disguise. 528 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,720 That's who was on the CCTV. 529 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:10,800 This man goes into the room next door. 530 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,640 It's a misdirect. Right? 531 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,000 So how does he get between rooms? - I'll show you. 532 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,760 What is happening? 533 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,960 I think this is the denouement. 534 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,640 Look at the skirting here. 535 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,160 The whole room is made up of evenly cut pieces 536 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,160 apart from this bit. Why cut it like that? 537 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,680 Why don't you just save everyone's time and tell us? 538 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,040 Cause the hotel's been refurbished and the wardrobe used to be here. 539 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,240 OK, where are you going with this? 540 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,520 Next door. Give me your master key. 541 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,120 Right. 542 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,840 I was thinking about the magician, the Amazing Keith, and his secret door. 543 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,720 There's always some secret compartment or a panel or something. 544 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,240 And after the hotel was refurbished, it was adults only. 545 00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,360 There's no families staying. 546 00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:06,280 No families means you don't need any... 547 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,040 Ta da. 548 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,960 Interconnecting rooms. 549 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,120 That's good, that's really good. 550 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,840 They don't even bother to brick it up, they just move the wardrobe 551 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,440 from here and put it in front of it. 552 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,240 But this would mean Carlos was in the room when Steve came in. 553 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,640 Almost. - Almost! 554 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,640 This is total bullshit. 555 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,360 You let yourself into room 514 next door, 556 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,720 took off your poncho and got into the wardrobe, 557 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,680 where you then popped out the wee plugs 558 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,800 that hold the back panel in place, taking you into Darren's room. 559 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,280 You think he just jumped him and killed him? 560 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,880 Darren was a big muscly guy, and Carlos is kind of puny. 561 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,040 Good point, well made, Jésus. 562 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,440 There was no light bulb on the balcony because Carlos took it out. 563 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,320 When Darren got back, he went outside and was distracted by the light. 564 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,000 Allowing him to use the element of surprise. 565 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,840 You hit him once to knock him out... 566 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,840 and a second time to kill him. 567 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,520 Anyone could have been on their balcony and been none the wiser. 568 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,120 Whole thing was done in near silence. 569 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,320 Silent but deadly. 570 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,840 Of course you didn't bank on Steve arriving at exactly that moment. 571 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,720 Darren, it's me, open up. 572 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,080 Darren, I want that award back, I'm not leaving without it! 573 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:30,880 You were about to be found next to a dead body. 574 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,560 You know I've got a key, dickhead! 575 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,400 You did the only thing you could think of. 576 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,240 You threw Darren's body over the balcony. 577 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,760 What was that splash? - Uh, probably a seagull. 578 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,400 So when Steve comes out, he looks around, sees nothing and leaves. 579 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,360 You clean your fingerprints from the murder scene 580 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,720 using the gin from the minibar, go back through the wardrobe. 581 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,760 Like Aslan, the lion. 582 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,880 Yeah, like Aslan, the lion. 583 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,200 Forgetting to replace the trouser press. 584 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,240 You then put your disguise back on and left the way you came, 585 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:12,440 clutching the award, the murder weapon... under your poncho. 586 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Guessing by the look on your face, I pretty much nailed that, huh? 587 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,360 Papa!? 588 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,160 That was by far the luckiest piece of police work I have ever seen. 589 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:12,200 And all done without planting a single piece of evidence. 590 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,720 I meant what I said. I was a good detective. 591 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,920 I am a good detective, so don't ever interfere in police business again. 592 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,120 Not gonna. 593 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,640 Tell anyone about what happened last night... 594 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,320 I won't make that mistake ever again. - Me neither. 595 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,920 I mean it. You tell anyone and-- 596 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,560 Yeah, yeah, you'll arrest me and shut down my miserable little pub. 597 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,160 I was going to say depressing little pub. 598 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,760 Mm, well, can't be right every time. 599 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,600 Wow! 600 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,600 Maybe after you and me could go get a little drink somewhere? 601 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,360 After what, puberty? 602 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,040 That was perfect! The anomaly, the brick wall, 603 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,720 classic eureka moment, and all solved in under two days. 604 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,880 Yeah, that's never happened before. 605 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,400 You've never had me as a partner before. 606 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,120 We're not partners. 607 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,360 OK, partner. 608 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,720 You're not my partner. - OK, partner. 609 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,880 {\an8}We have a celebrity in the Laughter Lounge tonight, Vince Starkey. 610 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,880 {\an8}What you doing here? 611 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,880 {\an8}- Five sellout nights 612 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,560 at the Benidorm Palace, apparently. - Hey, hey. 613 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,960 There's a lot of pressure on this case and I have no detectives. 614 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,480 We've got a new case?! - That is hilarious. 615 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,920 So this guy is a comedian? 616 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,680 This was meant to be the start of his comeback. 617 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,160 We should speak to Jackie. 618 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,880 Apparently you know the word on the street. 619 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,720 What? - What is it? What's going on? 620 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,920 I just found the murder weapon. 621 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,840 What a bloody mess. - There's something else going on here.