1 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:08,740 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 2 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:36,260 [ Paintball gun firing ] 3 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,860 [ Paintball gun firing ] 4 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,020 CHARLES: Aha! 5 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:57,140 AGATHA: Meet the Raisinator! 6 00:00:57,980 --> 00:00:59,060 Oh, bum. 7 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:03,180 -[ Paintball guns firing ] -Ooh! 8 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:08,060 [ Sheep bleating ] 9 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,380 PHOTOGRAPHER: That's beautiful. Come a bit closer together. 10 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:14,940 That's it. Now straight to me. That's good. 11 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,380 That's it, Jamie boy. Give her a squeeze, why don't you? 12 00:01:17,380 --> 00:01:19,100 Gwenu,will you? Gwenu! 13 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,660 JAMES: Uh, what does "gwenu"mean again? 14 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:23,500 It means smile, James. 15 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,020 PHOTOGRAPHER: That's right. Now, straight to me. 16 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,340 -[ Camera shutter clicks ] -That's good. 17 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,660 Isn't it bad luck to take wedding pictures 18 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,260 before the actual wedding? 19 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:31,780 Nonsense. 20 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:33,700 The sooner we get them done, 21 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:35,100 the sooner we get them on the website 22 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,620 and start advertising as a wedding venue. 23 00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:38,780 Always thinking. See? 24 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:40,100 PHOTOGRAPHER: Stunning, stunning. 25 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,940 Your daughter's very beautiful. 26 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,580 She is. I'd do anything for her. 27 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:48,220 Got a father-of-the-bride chat lined up for later, 28 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:49,260 haven't we, Jimbo? 29 00:01:49,260 --> 00:01:52,260 Oh, you needn't worry about James. 30 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:54,460 He'll take good care of Eirwen. 31 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:58,300 [ Chuckles ] I'm delighted he's finally met the right woman. 32 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:01,860 God knows there have been some false dawns along the way. 33 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:04,300 [ Dramatic music plays ] 34 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:05,380 [ Panting ] 35 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:07,220 [ Paintball gun firing ] 36 00:02:07,220 --> 00:02:08,300 No. 37 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,300 Stick with me, kid. 38 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,620 TONI: I am. 39 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:15,860 Believe me, I am. 40 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:22,140 You're beginning to frighten me. 41 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:23,740 -Me? -TONI: Yeah. 42 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:26,340 AGATHA: It's just a harmless bit of fun. 43 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:29,300 You know, I didn't think I could get into this. 44 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,780 Didn't think it would be my thing. 45 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:32,500 Turns out it is! 46 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,180 Who knew? 47 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:35,780 TONI: Not the boys, that's for sure. 48 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,500 AGATHA: Come on. 49 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:48,100 Sorry, Bill. I've had to take one for the team. 50 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:49,580 [ Breathing heavily ] 51 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:52,180 -I think it's quite serious. -It's paint, Charles. 52 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:55,140 Hamstring. It always gives me gyp. 53 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,620 -First I've heard of it. -Yes, well, 54 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:58,380 I'm usually too brave to mention it. 55 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:03,180 [ Paintball gun firing ] 56 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:06,020 And Agatha's on fire! 57 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,140 She's like a woman possessed. 58 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:09,780 Whose idea was it to give her a gun? 59 00:03:09,780 --> 00:03:11,940 Well, Eirwen thought it would be a good icebreaker, 60 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:14,380 to which you replied, "Marvelous!" 61 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:16,340 And what else? Oh, yeah. 62 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:17,940 That we'd give the lot of them a right good spanking. 63 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:21,620 Yes, well, on reflection it was perhaps a tad rash. 64 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,180 [ Twig snaps ] 65 00:03:29,620 --> 00:03:31,100 What the hell is that?! 66 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:47,380 It was very good of James to invite me. 67 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:49,580 I feel like one of the fam. 68 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:51,020 Yeah, I wouldn't miss this for the world. 69 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,020 I told James I'm a busy man, but he would insist. 70 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:55,340 Making up the numbers. 71 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,060 [ Paintball gun firing, all gasping ] 72 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:00,460 -For God's sake! -I don't think any of us 73 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:01,780 are cut out for this. 74 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,500 -We could just surrender. -No, no, no! 75 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,500 We can do this. 76 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,740 Never give up. Never give in. 77 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,580 Never. Say. Die. 78 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:11,860 Come on! 79 00:04:15,860 --> 00:04:18,540 [ Paintball gun firing, screaming ] 80 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:24,100 You don't think you're taking this 81 00:04:24,100 --> 00:04:25,260 just, like, a little bit too seriously? 82 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:27,580 No, of course I'm not. 83 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,460 -Am I? -Yeah. 84 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:30,660 It wouldn't have anything to do 85 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:32,420 with James' impending nuptials, would it? 86 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:34,780 It's got nothing to do with his nuptials! 87 00:04:34,780 --> 00:04:36,380 It makes absolutely perfect sense 88 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:38,420 that he's marrying into outdoor events. 89 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:41,260 You know, what with his whole army thing. 90 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:43,500 Agatha, I think it'd be understandable 91 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,300 if you felt a bit strange about it. 92 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,380 Listen, I don't feel strange about it. 93 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:49,060 There may have been a time I might have felt strange, 94 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,740 but right now I don't feel strange about it, okay? 95 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,940 Right, come on! Go! 96 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,620 Remember... 97 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,060 stay together. 98 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:59,140 Stay in formation. 99 00:04:59,140 --> 00:05:02,260 [ Whistles ] I've got visuals. 100 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,340 WILKES: I wish Idid. 101 00:05:08,340 --> 00:05:10,340 Well, aren't we outnumbered, though? 102 00:05:10,340 --> 00:05:13,060 No. Wilkes doesn't count. 103 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:16,540 These hands, they are trained for battle, 104 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:19,700 so these arms can bend a bow or... 105 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,860 something. Whatsit, Psalm something or other. 106 00:05:21,860 --> 00:05:23,460 TONI: Someone's been talking to Sarah. 107 00:05:23,460 --> 00:05:25,420 Yes, she gave me a right old pep talk. 108 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,660 Right, come on! 109 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,060 Let's do this! 110 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,060 [ Grunts ] 111 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,420 TONI: [ Laughs ] 112 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:35,220 -[ Paintball gun firing ] -AGATHA: Come on. Get in. 113 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:44,100 [ Breathing heavily ] 114 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:56,060 TONI: Why haven't you shot me already? 115 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,860 Well, I can't shoot you, can I? 116 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,580 Aww. That's well sweet. 117 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:04,860 That is the point of the game. 118 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:06,500 I know. 119 00:06:07,980 --> 00:06:09,460 -Shh! -[ Twig snaps ] 120 00:06:09,460 --> 00:06:11,540 It's alright. 121 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,220 You can come out from behind the tree. 122 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:14,420 You've got me. 123 00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:16,060 It's a fair cop, copper. 124 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,900 WILKES: Got ya. Good one. 125 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:19,860 [ Laughs ] 126 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,100 Yeees! Copper... 127 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,460 [ Paintball gun firing ] 128 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,500 -Oh! Oh! Oh! -[ Paintball gun firing ] 129 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,820 No fair! Aah! Aah! 130 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:32,580 Toni. 131 00:06:32,580 --> 00:06:34,420 -[ Paintball gun firing ] -CHARLES: I've got a gammy leg. 132 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:37,660 AGATHA: All the better to hunt you down then! 133 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:39,620 Remember Cyprus! Oh! 134 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:45,500 Here comes the Raisinatorrrr! 135 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,900 -Eat my paint! -[ Sheila screaming ] 136 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,420 I do not believe this! 137 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:57,900 Let's get you in the house. 138 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:03,740 Every time there's trouble... 139 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:05,020 guess who's there. 140 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,300 [ Laughter, indistinct conversations ] 141 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:21,500 Well, how was I supposed to know it wasn't Charles? 142 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,180 -I was in the zone. -CHARLES: Hmm. 143 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:26,060 The wrongzone as it turned out. 144 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:30,500 Agatha, this is my first wedding as a vicar, and it's James. 145 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,820 I don't want any trauma. 146 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,580 I don't want anything to go wrong. 147 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,700 Trauma? Little old me? 148 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,420 I mean, what could possibly go wrong? 149 00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:38,900 Apart from splatting the bride with paint 150 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,140 and shooting the groom, obviously. 151 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:43,260 James is staying with you, right? How's he doing? 152 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:46,900 Fine, until I mentioned the best man's speech. 153 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,420 Which is tricky, to say the least. 154 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:50,660 I mean, we don't know Eirwen. 155 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:52,380 It's difficult to know how to pitch it. 156 00:07:52,380 --> 00:07:54,220 I mean, does she even have a sense of humor? 157 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,420 TONI: What about some Welsh jokes? 158 00:07:56,420 --> 00:07:59,180 Absolutely. Well, they are going to honeymoon in Wales. 159 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:00,980 -Oh, are they? Ah. -CHARLES: Yes. 160 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,300 So I said to James, "What are you going 161 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,860 to do after the wedding?" and he said, 162 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:05,140 "I'm going to 'Bangor' for a fortnight." 163 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:06,780 Oh, that's so lovely! 164 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:08,940 Jez and I went there on our way to Llandud-- 165 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,380 -No. -No. 166 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:12,900 -No. -Well, let's hope 167 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,420 that he gets to go on honeymoon this time. 168 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,900 It seemed to work out well for you, I recall. 169 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,980 Oh? 170 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,900 Iechyd da. She wants me. 171 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,180 [ Laughter ] 172 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,820 Oh. 173 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,820 -JANE: Gently does it now. -What's happened? 174 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:37,180 Now, before you go pegging your needle in the red zone, 175 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:38,740 there's been a bit of an accident, 176 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,020 but it's all sorted now. 177 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,820 What kind of an accident? 178 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:42,980 Is Eirwen okay? 179 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,260 She is. All fine and dandy. 180 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:48,580 James came off worse, so stop fussing. 181 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,740 -[ Breathing deeply ] -Deep breath. 182 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,020 Better? 183 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,220 Except I've the mother of all flushes and my head is raging. 184 00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,740 JANE: I've made some special tea. 185 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,580 You just make sure that you sip it throughout the day. 186 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:03,620 Brilliant. 187 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:05,780 I don't know what I'd do without you. 188 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:09,180 -Spontaneously combust, I'd say. -Mm. 189 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:13,900 Now, the drinks are all here, unpacked and stacked. 190 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,460 Caterers fully briefed. 191 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:18,140 And the flowers will be arriving later. 192 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,780 As will the gorgeous lead singer of the band. 193 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,700 He said he wants to drop his kit off. 194 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,300 I said, "Don't you mind me. 195 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,980 You drop your kit off any time you like, my darling." 196 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,220 [ Laughs ] I don't know how you do it. 197 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,980 Not a list or an HRT patch in sight. 198 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:36,580 JANE: Well, I told you -- Don't let the change rearrange you. 199 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:42,540 You know, I think it's best you see the doctor, 200 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,460 -just to be on the safe side. -Don't be daft. 201 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:49,340 It's like Monty said -- It's age and stage. 202 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,020 Well, I'll pop this dress downstairs, 203 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,380 and then I'll be off. 204 00:09:53,380 --> 00:09:55,980 Before you ask, it's all been sorted. 205 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,300 The energies are all wrong. 206 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,100 I've got a bad feeling about all this. 207 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,180 Nonsense. 208 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,980 Right now the only fermented drink you need is this. 209 00:10:16,660 --> 00:10:18,940 [ Liquid pouring ] 210 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:20,740 Here's to tomorrow. 211 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:23,780 -Cheers. -Cheers. 212 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,420 CHARLES: I think you have an admirer. 213 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,820 AGATHA: Oh, I think you might be right. 214 00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,700 No. Not him. 215 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,700 Him. 216 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,740 AGATHA: Oh, God help me. Not him again. 217 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:36,860 Agatha! 218 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:47,980 I'm not being funny, but I was absolutely tamping at first. 219 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,340 -Tamping? -Angry. Extremely, apparently. 220 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:51,900 I'm not gonna lie. Raging, I was. 221 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,460 But then I had a little word with myself, 222 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:55,420 and I thought, "Well, it was hilarious." 223 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:56,940 Did you? 224 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,820 Oh, I've been dying to meet you. 225 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:01,900 -Uh... -We're the same, me and you. 226 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,020 I can be a little bit tapped myself, and a bit chopsy-like. 227 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:08,540 Oh, well, she's chopsy alright. 228 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:10,620 Anyway, fair dos. Let's get a round in, shall we? 229 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,820 -Drinks are on me! -[ Laughter ] 230 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:17,140 Now, then, I've got these lush sashes for you all to wear. 231 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,100 There we go. One for you. 232 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,420 One for you. 233 00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:28,860 Anyway, partyyyyy! 234 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,860 [ Women screaming ] 235 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,860 -WOMAN: Whoo! -WOMAN 236 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:35,740 [ French accent ] Sylvan Dubois. 237 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:37,900 -AGATHA: Oh. -Friend of Eirwen's, 238 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,060 business associate of her father. 239 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,580 I'm working with him on opening 240 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,180 an outdoor events site in Nantes. 241 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:45,340 -Oh! -CHARLES: Ah. 242 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:48,180 I introduced these two in Paris. 243 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:50,460 CHARLES: Ah, so it's all down to you, is it? 244 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,620 So, tell me, it's all very sudden, isn't it? 245 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:56,220 I mean, she's not, um, you know? 246 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:57,540 I mean, he's not just, you know, 247 00:11:57,540 --> 00:11:58,660 doing the honorable thing, is he? 248 00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,860 -Charles! -What? 249 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,300 Not at all. 250 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,620 I knew that it would be love at first sight, 251 00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:06,540 and I was right -- It was. 252 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:08,580 Cupid himself. 253 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:09,500 Sir Charles Fraith. 254 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,020 Oh. 255 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,780 Agatha Raisin. Pleased to meet you. 256 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,500 Carsely's very own sexpot. 257 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,820 Oh, Charles, seriously, is that the best you've got? 258 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,060 Yeah, sorry. I'm saving all my best lines for the speech. 259 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,860 Ah, yes, theAgatha. 260 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:25,620 You and James were, uh... 261 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,100 Over a very long time ago. 262 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,660 L'histoire! [ Laughs ] 263 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,060 Ah, so you like history, too? 264 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:37,060 Eirwen has a PhD in it. That's what brought her to Paris. 265 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,980 -You? -Me? 266 00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:40,740 No. History, no. 267 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:45,300 Probably more of a here and now, just sort of, you know, 268 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,140 be in the moment, that sort of thing. 269 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,380 -Charles? Yes? -Absolutely. 270 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,820 Lovely, isn't she? 271 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,900 -CHARLES: Yes, she is. -AGATHA: Yes, lovely. 272 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,420 I mean, who'd have thought it? 273 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:57,580 James bags himself a wonderful woman, and... 274 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:00,020 I couldn't be happier. 275 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,580 Mm. 276 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,700 [ Whispering indistinctly ] 277 00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,580 [ Sighs ] 278 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,820 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 279 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,980 Incoming at 2:00. Quick, quick, quick. 280 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,500 CHARLES: Let's get a drink. 281 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,060 Um... 282 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:18,100 [ Indistinct conversations ] 283 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:20,380 -[ Laughter ] -WOMAN: Oh, my God. 284 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,140 JAMES: That's the lot. 285 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:30,060 I can't wait till tomorrow. 286 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,940 Imagine -- Mrs. James Lacey. 287 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,300 Do you promise to stand by me, James? 288 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,700 No matter what? Till death do us part? 289 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,060 Of course I do. 290 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:44,420 Promise me, James. Whatever happens. 291 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,820 -Do you promise? -[ Cellphone chimes ] 292 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,740 Oh, your dad. Still wanting our little chat. 293 00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:54,180 Oh. Delete. 294 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,900 Now say you'll promise. 295 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,980 I promise. 296 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,580 What's this about? 297 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:04,060 I'm not a fan of wedding day surprises. 298 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,580 Everything alright? 299 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,060 I'll tell you after the wedding. 300 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,540 Right! This one's a banger! 301 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:19,860 DRUMMER: 1, 2, 3. 302 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,380 [ Up-tempo music plays ] 303 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:57,300 Look, if this is about the whole paintball splatty thing, 304 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,700 I'm sorry, okay? 305 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:02,420 It isn't. I just thought I'd say hello. 306 00:15:02,420 --> 00:15:04,140 Oh. 307 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,380 Hello. 308 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,180 [ Both chuckle ] 309 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,260 Everything all set for tomorrow then? 310 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,420 I believe so. 311 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:18,380 Are you... 312 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:20,140 okay with it? 313 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,140 You know what? 314 00:15:25,860 --> 00:15:28,580 I am, yeah. 315 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:32,540 I mean, Eirwen's gorgeous and lovely. 316 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:37,700 And what with mad Mary "Misfortune" and me, 317 00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:40,220 how did you pull that one off? 318 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,700 I don't know. 319 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,740 Lucky, I guess. 320 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:48,300 Well, it's nothing less than you deserve. 321 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,700 This is your chance, James, for lifelong happiness. 322 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:58,700 Just don't mess it up like... 323 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,740 well, you know. 324 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,860 I won't. 325 00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,260 I think I'm ready. 326 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:10,500 Thank you. 327 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,260 Well, there's no need to thank me. 328 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:18,140 Just out of interest, what are you thanking me for? 329 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:21,060 -For just being you. -Oh. 330 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,820 For being there... 331 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,700 ...after everything we've been through. 332 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:32,980 The wedding that never was, "honeymoon" in Cyprus. 333 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,820 Yeah, well, I think the less said about that, the better. 334 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:41,980 We have been through rather a lot, you and I, haven't we? 335 00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,100 Whatever way you look at it. 336 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:49,980 I think maybe it was preparing me for this moment. 337 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,140 Maybe I wasn't ready before. 338 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:58,340 To be honest, I wasn't sure I was ever going to be. 339 00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:02,980 And then Eirwen came along. 340 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,700 And you decided to carpe that diem. 341 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,060 Exactly. 342 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,340 If you and I hadn't made a such a pig's ear of everything, 343 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,020 I wouldn't be here now. 344 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,540 So thank you. 345 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,740 My pleasure. 346 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,660 [ Eirwen singing "Myfanwy" ] 347 00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,340 [ Singing continues, footsteps ] 348 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,220 [ Singing continues ] 349 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,060 [ Click ] 350 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,300 [ Singing continues ] 351 00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,220 [ Gunshot ] 352 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:22,020 [ Blows ] 353 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,340 [ Chuckles ] 354 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,780 [ Laughs ] 355 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,100 [ Sighs ] 356 00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,220 SARAH: "We're gathered here today..." 357 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,020 Oh. [ Speaks indistinctly ] 358 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,380 Okay. [ Breathes deeply ] 359 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,900 "Dearly beloved, 360 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,220 we are gathered here today to join this man 361 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,940 and this woman in holy matrimony." 362 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,980 Oh! Aah! 363 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,460 Charles, what in God's name are you doing?! 364 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,940 I have no idea. 365 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,660 I didn't marry anyone, did I? 366 00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:36,420 Aw, my head is banging. 367 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,740 [ Laughs ] 368 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,860 That was a belting night, though. 369 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,940 Oh, and you, Charles. All that business with the wedding ring. 370 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:47,500 -Eh? What business? -The trick you did. 371 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,220 Pretending to swallow the ring and then using sleight of hand 372 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,740 at the last minute to magic it away. 373 00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:53,260 It was insane. 374 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,140 Charles, you didn't swallow the ring, did you? 375 00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,940 [ Scoffs ] Of course not! 376 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,940 [ Chuckles nervously ] 377 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,060 TONI: Oh, yeah. There was something else. 378 00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:05,180 I can faintly remember you mooning 379 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,420 and dancing on the village green, 380 00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:08,340 which might explain the loss of your... 381 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,580 -trousers. -Trousers. 382 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,380 Oh, that'll serve you right 383 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,580 for playing kiss chase with Mrs. Boggle. 384 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,780 [ Laughs ] 385 00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:21,620 [ Laughs ] 386 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:27,020 [ Humming ] 387 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,700 Ta-da! 388 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,860 Happy day of wedding! 389 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:45,340 -Pull out the...stopper. -[ Cork pops ] 390 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:48,060 And let's have a whopper. 391 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:54,020 Time to say goodbye to bachelor James and hello, wife! 392 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,860 So, tell me, how are you feeling? 393 00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,740 Excited? Anxious? 394 00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:59,500 -Ah, lovely. -AGATHA: Oh. 395 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,420 SHEILA: Thank you. Bottoms up. 396 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,700 Morning, all! 397 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:06,300 Ready, willing, and able and reporting for duty. 398 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,220 Good God! Who dug you up? 399 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,660 And where are your trousers? 400 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,900 Absolutely no idea, but it's perfectly fine because, uh... 401 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,020 Mm. 402 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,740 'Cause a big part of my role today 403 00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:21,900 is to make James look good. 404 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,380 Oh, I think you're winning by a distance on that score. 405 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:27,020 As long as you've got the ring. That's all that matters. 406 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,260 Of course I have the ring. 407 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:34,180 It hasn't left my personage all night. 408 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,580 Oh, I should have brought more glasses. 409 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,260 We could have had the wedding right here. 410 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,420 Charles! 411 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:42,900 I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 412 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,220 AGATHA: Yes, I know. 413 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,060 -Charles in charge equals chaos. -No, it's... 414 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,420 Goodness knows what his best man speech is going to be like. 415 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,460 Agatha! 416 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,980 Oh. 417 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:53,740 BILL: I'm so sorry, James. 418 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:56,420 There's been an incident. Eirwen's been killed. 419 00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:58,820 [ Gasps ] 420 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:06,100 -[ Police radio chatter ] -This way. 421 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,500 BILL: Any new developments? 422 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:17,060 AGATHA: Are you okay? 423 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:19,260 Trying to be. 424 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,140 [ Breathes deeply ] 425 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,660 Have to be. 426 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:26,900 OLIVIA: Oh. 427 00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:30,020 -I'm so, so sorry. -OLIVIA: Oh. 428 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:41,300 This is, uh...Agatha. 429 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,060 She's a private investigator. 430 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:46,140 She helps solve murders. 431 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:49,020 Whoever did this to James and, of course, to yourselves 432 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,340 must be brought to justice. 433 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:54,620 I couldn't agree more. Whatever it takes. 434 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,820 I just [Sighs] 435 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:58,380 I don't understand. 436 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:01,980 Why would anyone want to hurt Eirwen? 437 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,540 I have no idea. 438 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:05,940 I mean, had she fallen out with anyone recently? 439 00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:07,500 Did she have any enemies? 440 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,500 Of course not. Not a bad bone in her body. 441 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:13,380 And how was Eirwen within herself recently? 442 00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:15,700 She was the happiest I've ever seen her. 443 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,780 AGATHA: Did you notice anything unusual at all? 444 00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:20,940 I mean, anything. Anything at all. 445 00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,140 OLIVIA: No. 446 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:24,580 [ Gasps ] Although I did notice 447 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:29,140 someone skulking near the perimeter fence yesterday. 448 00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:32,100 [ Voice breaking ] Oh, I'm so sorry. 449 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,180 It's just the shock, I guess. 450 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,940 Not to mention these hot flushes that are driving me mad. 451 00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:43,180 The skulking man -- Can you describe him at all? 452 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:44,700 He was wearing jeans and a hoodie, 453 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,100 so I didn't get a good look really. 454 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,820 AGATHA: Right, okay. 455 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,820 What about security footage? 456 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:53,820 MONTY: We don't have any here at the house. 457 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,700 Only at the site really. 458 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:59,020 Hang on. There was something. 459 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,780 Something she wanted to tell me yesterday. 460 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:04,700 Said it could wait till after we were married. 461 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,180 [ Liquid pouring ] 462 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:09,180 Any idea what that may have been? 463 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,620 RHYS: Probably about her track record, see? 464 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:14,220 AGATHA: Who areyou? 465 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:17,580 And what track record would that be? 466 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,300 Rhys is my son. 467 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,420 MONTY: And I suspect he's referring to the fact 468 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,180 that Eirwen wasn't very good at making it down the aisle. 469 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:25,460 RHYS: She'd been jilted at the altar. 470 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,420 Twice before? 471 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,020 AGATHA: Really? 472 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,940 Did you know about this, James? 473 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,020 No. 474 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:35,940 Nothing. 475 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,380 She never mentioned it. 476 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,140 MONTY: That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 477 00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:41,660 Make sure there was no funny business this time. 478 00:24:42,820 --> 00:24:44,660 So what's happened? 479 00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:46,780 She done the jilting this time then? [ Chuckles ] 480 00:24:46,780 --> 00:24:48,100 She's been murdered. 481 00:24:50,220 --> 00:24:52,100 RHYS: Huh. 482 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:58,780 You don't seem too bothered about it, Rhys. 483 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:01,700 Do you mind telling me where you were last night 484 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,020 and first thing this morning? 485 00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:06,220 Um... 486 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:12,060 I have absolutely no idea whatsoever. 487 00:25:15,300 --> 00:25:17,340 WILKES: [ Humming ] 488 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:21,220 -What have we got? -Oh. 489 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:28,060 That's the head and the body and the arms. 490 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:30,140 Now I'm just gonna do a little bit more of the hair. 491 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,620 I meant, do we know what happened to Eirwen? 492 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,700 Oh, that. Mm... 493 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:37,140 Oh, gunshot wound to the back. 494 00:25:37,140 --> 00:25:40,060 Now watch and learn. 495 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,580 From the position the body fell, 496 00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:47,420 I'd say the murderer was stood...here. 497 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,740 Too close. 498 00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:55,140 Or here? 499 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,900 Possibly here? 500 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:06,860 Or behind that plant. 501 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,100 Mm. 502 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:25,340 We'll need the names and addresses of both her exes, 503 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:28,460 -obviously. -Why didn't she tell me? 504 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:33,100 Well, I guess she didn't want to put ideas into your head, 505 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,540 or you'd think bad of her. 506 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:40,540 No, nothing could be further from my mind. 507 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:43,060 I would never jilt anyone at -- 508 00:26:45,900 --> 00:26:47,580 She could have told me. 509 00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:52,580 Why do you think her exes called it off at the last minute? 510 00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:54,700 We don't know for sure. 511 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,540 We never really got to the bottom of it, did we, Monty? 512 00:26:57,540 --> 00:26:59,860 Disappeared faster than rats deserting a sinking ship, 513 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,460 they did. 514 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:06,740 Tell me, what's the deal with Captain Santa Pants out there? 515 00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,980 Not exactly rending his undergarments in grief, is he? 516 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:14,340 Rhys is Rhys. Law unto himself, that one. 517 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,780 OLIVIA: He means well. 518 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:19,060 He's just a little bit too laid-back for his own good. 519 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:21,620 He's identifying as an abstract artist these days. 520 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,500 One word for it. 521 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,500 How did the "abstract artist" get along with his sister? 522 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,580 Stepsister. 523 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:31,020 Monty and Olivia only got together 524 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,380 -five years ago, didn't you? -That's right. 525 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:36,100 Rhys is mine from my first marriage. 526 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,860 I'll get those addresses that you need. 527 00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:40,180 Karim Khan owns a restaurant, 528 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,100 and Paul Abbasi works for a bank, I think. 529 00:27:57,780 --> 00:28:00,180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 530 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:04,980 This is definitely from whence the fatal shot was fired. 531 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:06,580 We've found the smoking gun. 532 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,620 As in the mysterious, shadowy clue 533 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:13,820 that will lead me inexorably to the murderer? 534 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:15,740 BILL: No, as in the murder weapon. 535 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,540 It's a gun with smoke residue 'round its nozzle. 536 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,260 It's in the greenhouse 'round the back. 537 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,660 -[ Door opens ] -WILKES: Aah! 538 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,180 [ Thud ] 539 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:33,740 Design fault. 540 00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:40,020 [ Clears throat ] What kept you? 541 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:44,060 Don't shoot the messenger, but we're a man down. Charles. 542 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:46,220 Hangover from hell has kicked in. 543 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,660 Listen, I have had hangovers where my hair hurts. 544 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,340 I have no sympathy. 545 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,500 Now, I want you to talk to these people, 546 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,460 see if anyone saw anything, heard anything, comings, goings, 547 00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:57,820 -toings, froings -Yeah, will do. 548 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,100 -Has anyone checked her diary? -What? 549 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,580 TONI: Well, she had her diary with her in the pub. 550 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,300 -Really? -Yeah, she saw me looking at it, 551 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,020 and she didn't look too happy. 552 00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,700 Very well observed! We need to get hold of that. 553 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:09,260 I'm just gonna take five minutes. 554 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,220 AGATHA: No, you won't. Come on, step to it. 555 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,660 Time is of the essence. Go, go, go. 556 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,620 TONI: Alright, alright. 557 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,020 James. 558 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:20,420 -I'm so sorry. -JANE: Oh, my goodness! 559 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:23,020 Who would do such a thing?! 560 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:25,700 [ Gasps ] It's unbelievable. 561 00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,180 Who's that, and what the qu'est-que-ce-que-ça-que-ce 562 00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:29,220 is she doing with the Frenchman? 563 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,740 JAMES: That's Jane. Jane Walters. 564 00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:33,740 She's the help and general factotum. 565 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,580 I beg your pardon? 566 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,260 Housekeeper. 567 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:38,700 Salt of the earth and all-'round good egg. 568 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,980 Ah. Mm. Factotum. 569 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:45,180 Oh, my dear Lord, James. 570 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:46,140 Oh! 571 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,380 I have no words. 572 00:29:50,380 --> 00:29:53,020 Which is unusual for me 'cause I'm a talker. 573 00:29:53,020 --> 00:29:56,300 It's just utterly dreadful. 574 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,780 You must be Agatha. 575 00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:01,380 I mean, we've had a couple of false starts wedding-wise, 576 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,500 -but this... -AGATHA: About that. 577 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:07,540 Did you get to meet any of James' predecessors? 578 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,020 JANE: No, none of us did. 579 00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,220 Eirwen never brought them home. 580 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,540 I don't think Monty approved. 581 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:16,140 Then again, Monty doesn't approve of anyone. 582 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:18,500 Did Eirwen seem okay to you recently? 583 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,580 JANE: Oh, my sweetheart, yes. 584 00:30:20,580 --> 00:30:23,060 Absolutely besotted, she was. 585 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,500 I've never seen her happier. 586 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:29,420 Elle etait follement amoureuse de toi. 587 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:31,220 That's very sweet of you to say. 588 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,420 Yeah, that's absolutely very sweet. 589 00:30:33,420 --> 00:30:37,260 Well, I best get in. Olivia's nerves will be shattered. 590 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:39,380 Bless her, she's been struggling lately. 591 00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:41,940 God knows what this will do to her. 592 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,260 What did he say? 593 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:49,780 That Eirwen was madly in love with me. 594 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,020 Ah. 595 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:55,260 So the caterers and florists 596 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:56,900 weren't there at the time of the murder. 597 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,140 And Olivia Jones confirms 598 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,660 that the diary went everywhere with Eirwen, 599 00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:01,580 but doesn't know where it is now. 600 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:05,500 That diary, it could reveal a whole host of personal truths. 601 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:08,060 We really need to find it. 602 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:12,020 But check with Jane whatsit, see if she knows its whereabouts. 603 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:14,180 What with her being Miss Obi-Wan-Factotum 604 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,660 and all that. 605 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:18,180 Right, okay, suspects. 606 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,620 Where did you get those? 607 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:22,500 I just -- What? 608 00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,220 Just a few bits that I picked up along the way, 609 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:27,340 you know, as one does. 610 00:31:27,340 --> 00:31:31,860 Right, anyway, let's start with the ex-fiancés. 611 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:35,260 Karim Khan. 612 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:36,540 Paul Abbasi. 613 00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:38,540 Now, we have their work addresses, 614 00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,020 so that is where we will start. 615 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:42,580 That will be our first port of call. 616 00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,580 Stepbrother. 617 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:49,220 Hippie-dippie, horny-horse, arty-farty Rhys. 618 00:31:50,420 --> 00:31:52,100 Clearly not that close to Eirwen 619 00:31:52,100 --> 00:31:54,380 because he barely flinched when he heard about her death, 620 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,980 plus he is a shifty piece of shiftiness. 621 00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:00,900 Right. The Frenchman. 622 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:04,660 He knows Eirwen, and he is way too good-looking for my liking. 623 00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:06,020 TONI: He's way too smooth. 624 00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,140 He's way too charming. 625 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:10,140 He's defo got an eye for the ladies. 626 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:12,820 Speaking of ladies, is, uh -- Is Charles here yet? 627 00:32:12,820 --> 00:32:15,260 Yes, never mind about Charles. We're talking about him. 628 00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:17,660 Who is he? What do we know about him? 629 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:19,660 Hmm. Right. 630 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:22,260 Jane. All-'round good egg, apparently. 631 00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:25,620 Big personality and, uh, 632 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:29,140 a little bit too close to the Frenchman, methinks. 633 00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:31,540 Right, anybody else? 634 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:33,740 Hmm. The parents, I guess? 635 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,580 -The parents. -Surely not. 636 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,420 James, someone has killed the woman you were about to marry. 637 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:40,100 We cannot rule anyone out. 638 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:43,220 Now, how -- how do we get in with the parents? 639 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:47,340 I don't know. Sheila gets on very well with them. 640 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,700 Great idea. Sheila can get in with the parents 641 00:32:49,700 --> 00:32:51,220 because she gets right under people's skin 642 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,220 and right up their noses. 643 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:56,340 Okay, any more for any more... 644 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:59,540 WILKES: No need for any more of that. 645 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,500 We're here to make an arrest, 646 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,700 and it gives me no great pleasure 647 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:06,220 to tell you that the murderer... 648 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,980 -is in this very room. -[ Laughs ] 649 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:12,100 WILKES: "Who is it," you may ask. 650 00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:14,860 And I may answer... 651 00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,540 -j'accuse! -[ Sighs ] 652 00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,540 Wait, Jack who? 653 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:30,620 Hey! Wait a minute! 654 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,900 Even by your own astounding standards of police work, 655 00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,700 this is utter nonsense. 656 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:38,180 -Thank you very much. -[ Handcuffs clicking ] 657 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,660 AGATHA: Seriously, though, based on what evidence? 658 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:41,940 Well, actually, an eyewitness claims they saw James 659 00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:44,460 at the window outside Eirwen's bedroom, 660 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:46,540 from which she was shot. 661 00:33:49,580 --> 00:33:52,100 Yeah, have that, Lacey cakes. 662 00:33:53,540 --> 00:33:55,300 Oh, it's nice. Who made those? 663 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:58,180 Mrs. Boggle. 664 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:00,460 -Just...get out! -[ Choking ] 665 00:34:00,460 --> 00:34:01,860 Did she... 666 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:05,340 [ Loudly ] So, according to Monty, 667 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:07,420 the guy who runs this place, Karim Khan... 668 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,140 Alright, can you dial it down a bit, Agatha? 669 00:34:09,140 --> 00:34:12,340 Well, he was engaged to Eirwen about 18 months ago. 670 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,620 Thoughts! 671 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:19,300 Or is your gin-soaked brain too delicate to cope? 672 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:22,380 Well, I'm not a fan already. 673 00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:25,740 Far too much juson the menu. Fair-to-middling 674 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:27,460 -trying to be Michelin. -Oh, come on. 675 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,260 Ah! Mr. Khan. 676 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:33,940 KARIM: Not that fat-fingered culinary numbskull. 677 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:37,500 I'm theKarim Khan... 678 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:38,900 and this waste of space 679 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:41,380 should be in the kitchen prepping asparagus, 680 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:43,820 unless he wants to lose those teeth he's spent a fortune on! 681 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,460 Go! Go, go, go! 682 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:51,260 -It's all about the bantz. -[ Agatha chuckles ] 683 00:34:51,260 --> 00:34:53,380 Keep 'em on their toes. 684 00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:55,700 How can I help? If it's a booking, 685 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,100 I'm afraid I don't have anything before 2:30. 686 00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,300 AGATHA: It's not actually. 687 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:02,620 It's, uh -- It's about Eirwen Jones. 688 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:05,300 Ah, Little Miss Heiress herself. 689 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,740 How is she? 690 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,500 She's... 691 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,220 Sorry. Did you say "heiress"? 692 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:11,820 Well, when I knew her, there was talk of her 693 00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:13,340 getting a share in the family firm. 694 00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,740 So? How is she? 695 00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:18,460 Dead, I'm afraid. 696 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:21,220 Murdered, in fact, and we just wondered 697 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:23,740 if you knew anything about that. 698 00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:25,220 'Course not. Why would I? 699 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:27,260 Well, she was due to get married, 700 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:29,460 and we understand that was something 701 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,620 that you were planning to do with her at one point. 702 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,460 Just wondered why you called it off. 703 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:36,020 What business is that of yours? 704 00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:37,660 CHARLES: Well, it might be of some relevance, you know, 705 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,620 jealous former lover, that sort of thing. 706 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,460 With a bit of a temper. 707 00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:46,140 Listen, I haven't seen Eirwen since we broke it off. 708 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,820 And I don't take kindly to people 709 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:52,380 swanning into my restaurant and accusing me of murder! 710 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,940 So if you don't mind, there's the door! 711 00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:56,820 You can shut it on your way out! 712 00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,300 The manager remembered Eirwen, but says her ex, Paul Abbasi, 713 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,140 quit suddenly six months ago 714 00:36:04,140 --> 00:36:05,860 and didn't leave a forwarding address. 715 00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:07,220 No one knows where he is. 716 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:11,780 -Are you okay? -What? 717 00:36:11,780 --> 00:36:14,020 Yeah, yeah. 718 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,860 Just makes you think, doesn't it? 719 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:18,740 Here today, gone tomorrow. 720 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,780 One of us could get hit by a bus any second. 721 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,820 Or we could just... 722 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,860 cross the road sensibly. 723 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:27,740 I can't help feeling for James. 724 00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:29,940 I mean, one minute, your future in front of you, 725 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:32,780 and then the next, it's gone, just like that. 726 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:36,580 I guess we've just got to live for today. Make it count. 727 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:41,380 I imagine that's why James grabbed his moment with Eirwen. 728 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:42,980 You don't want to get married, do you? 729 00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:44,540 Me? 730 00:36:44,540 --> 00:36:46,020 No. 731 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:48,500 -You? -Oh, God, no! 732 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,060 I mean, can you imagine spending the rest of your life 733 00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:51,740 with the same person? 734 00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:53,900 I can't say I've given it much thought. 735 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:55,460 Yeah, me neither. 736 00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:58,140 I mean, leave it to the oldies, eh? 737 00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:00,220 It's just a bit of paper anyway, innit? 738 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,900 -Right. -I mean, of course, 739 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:03,980 it totally depends on meeting The One. 740 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,780 The One? 741 00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,540 Whoever The One is. 742 00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,820 I guess. 743 00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:14,340 We should -- We should get back. 744 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,940 Yeah, yeah. 745 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:18,900 Oh. Car's that way. 746 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,380 AGATHA: Oh, don't worry, Sarah. 747 00:37:21,380 --> 00:37:23,220 I'm sure there'll be other weddings. 748 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,220 Oh, I know. 749 00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:26,980 I was just so looking forward to this one. 750 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,980 For James, if nothing else. 751 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,780 -I'm so sorry. -[ Sheila sighs ] 752 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:34,700 Well, I take it James hasn't been able to convince Wilkes 753 00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,060 of his innocence yet, then? 754 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:39,300 Not yet, but common sense will prevail. 755 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,820 Eventually. 756 00:37:40,820 --> 00:37:44,100 AGATHA: Well, he is still a person of interest, 757 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,220 and it does beg the question -- 758 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:49,220 What was he doing outside her window in the wee small hours? 759 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,420 Probably nerves. 760 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:54,380 Only natural in the light of previous incidents. 761 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,620 Oh, water under the bridge, Sheila. 762 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,180 Oh, water under the bridge. 763 00:38:01,460 --> 00:38:03,780 Late night, was it? 764 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:06,980 -It was, actually. -AGATHA: Mm. 765 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,900 So where did you end up, then? 766 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:13,380 Nowhere. Just a little nightcap. 767 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,220 Wasn't a crime the last time I looked. 768 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,300 Hm, life in the old dog yet, eh? 769 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:20,020 -[ Compact snaps ] -No joy on Paul Abbasi. 770 00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:21,700 Quit his job six months ago, 771 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,820 no forwarding address, but we're looking into him. 772 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:27,340 -How did you get on? -Well, we crossed swords 773 00:38:27,340 --> 00:38:30,100 with quick-tempered Karim. 774 00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,660 Charles spoke to one of his cronies 775 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,900 who runs The Fiddlers and said that he's all [Mutters] 776 00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,420 All mouth and no trousers. 777 00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:37,820 But what his big mouth didsay 778 00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:41,460 was that Eirwen was gonna get shares in the family business. 779 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,220 Hmm. I wonder what the stepbrother made of that. 780 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:45,740 Probably not much. 781 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:48,340 Rhys and Monty aren't close. 782 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:51,380 Monty certainly doesn't want him anywhere near the business. 783 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:52,660 And you know this how? 784 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,340 I-Instinct. 785 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,580 Hmm. 786 00:38:55,580 --> 00:38:58,460 Well, I prefer "nosy," but... 787 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:02,500 So, if Monty was about to cut in Eirwen -- 788 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:07,140 it is his daughter, after all -- that would give Rhys a motive. 789 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:10,420 Okay, I need to go and talk to Rhys. 790 00:39:10,420 --> 00:39:11,820 So any other little pearls 791 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:13,580 you might want to share with us about the Joneses? 792 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,060 Not really. 793 00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:19,340 Just that they only met five years ago, 794 00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:23,220 moved here from Wales last year to set up Go Nuts. 795 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,580 Got the impression it wasn't really Eirwen's thing. 796 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:26,820 No? 797 00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:29,260 Not the outdoorsy type, I suppose. 798 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:31,420 But I reckon she's the type 799 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:33,540 that would write anything down in a journal. 800 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,900 We need to find that diary. 801 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,540 AGATHA: Yes, we do! 802 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:38,780 So I want you to go to the manor house, 803 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:41,580 have a little bit of a snoop around, see if you can find it. 804 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,820 And would you just try and distract Olivia and Monty? 805 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:49,620 Well, of course I can, if it means helping my brother. 806 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:50,980 Oh, I'll come with you. 807 00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,420 Nothing else to do now there's no wedding. 808 00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,100 Oh... 809 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:05,260 So, let me get this straight. 810 00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:07,660 Your parents live in a big old fancy house, 811 00:40:07,660 --> 00:40:11,020 and you live here on a little boat. 812 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:13,460 I prefer the company of the roach. 813 00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,620 They come here in their hundreds, they do. 814 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,740 -Keep me calm. -Very poetic. 815 00:40:18,740 --> 00:40:21,660 Fancy the life of the impoverished artist, do we? 816 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:22,820 RHYS: Prefer the peace and quiet. 817 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,860 Only agreed to stay at the manor last night 818 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:27,580 because of the wedding that wasn't. 819 00:40:27,580 --> 00:40:29,020 So where were you first thing this morning 820 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,780 when Eirwen was shot? 821 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:32,500 In bed, obviously. 822 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,460 Obviously. 823 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,580 And can anyone vouch for that? 824 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:39,180 Nope. 825 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:42,140 Oh, hang on a sec. Maybe. 826 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:46,700 There was someone, I think. 827 00:40:46,700 --> 00:40:48,620 I can't really remember, to be honest. 828 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,220 Very convenient. 829 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:53,820 So, tell me, you and Eirwen have known each other 830 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:56,420 for five years, is that right? 831 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,740 Not even that. 832 00:40:58,740 --> 00:40:59,900 She wasn't around to begin with. 833 00:41:00,940 --> 00:41:04,060 She was off traveling when Monty and Mam got together. 834 00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,540 She tipped up about six months later, 835 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,420 a few months after they got married. 836 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:12,260 The apple of her father's eye. 837 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:14,220 Is that why he was thinking about giving her 838 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:16,180 a share in the company? 839 00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:19,900 Didn't know he was. 840 00:41:20,660 --> 00:41:22,500 Is that a fact? 841 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,980 Yep, it is. You need to ask him. 842 00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:27,060 Well, I'm asking you. 843 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,500 You can't have been very happy 844 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,180 giving over a great big portion 845 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,540 of the company to your stepsister? 846 00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:35,060 [ Scoffs ] I've never been bothered by all that stuff. 847 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,180 Not my thing, really. 848 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:40,100 I prefer to lose myself in art and fishing, see? 849 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,340 I'm getting another beer. Do you fancy one? 850 00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:47,620 No, thank you. 851 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:48,980 Are you expecting company? 852 00:41:48,980 --> 00:41:52,620 There's a rather dubious-looking character 853 00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:55,460 lurking at about 12:00. 854 00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:57,500 Or 10 past 12:00. 855 00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,540 I suppose it depends on the way you're standing. 856 00:42:00,540 --> 00:42:03,380 Over your left shoulder. Over there. Look. Look. 857 00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:04,860 Jeans and a hoodie. 858 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:06,580 Any idea who he could be? 859 00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,300 Not a clue. 860 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:09,620 Only one way to find out, though. 861 00:42:09,620 --> 00:42:11,540 -Jeans and a hoodie... -Hiya! 862 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:18,180 AGATHA: Wait! Hey! 863 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:20,900 Hey! 864 00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:30,780 Sorry, sorry. Oh. 865 00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:34,300 -[ Grunts ] -Wait, wait! 866 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,740 -What are you doing?! -Look. 867 00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:41,180 [ Indistinct arguing ] 868 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:49,700 I got him! Got him! 869 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,140 Right, you... 870 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:54,820 You better start talking. Name! 871 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:56,580 Paul. Paul Abbasi. 872 00:42:56,580 --> 00:42:58,780 Ohh, the second fiancé. 873 00:42:58,780 --> 00:42:59,980 Nice to meet you. 874 00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:01,420 Agatha Raisin.