1 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:52,458 Morning, Your Grace. 2 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:56,873 - Geoffrey. - Enjoying the views? 3 00:01:56,874 --> 00:01:57,749 Mm. 4 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:01,248 Shouldn't you be headed back to the house soon, sir? 5 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:03,708 Your guests will be coming down the stairs for breakfast. 6 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,833 And I would like to start the shoot team talk at 9:30. 7 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:13,374 400 years ago, this estate spread out as far as the eye could see. 8 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:16,416 In every direction. All the way down to the coast. 9 00:02:17,791 --> 00:02:18,791 It's been diminished. 10 00:02:20,124 --> 00:02:24,207 Year after year. Generation after generation. 11 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:26,041 First came the apologies. 12 00:02:26,874 --> 00:02:28,374 Then came the shame. 13 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:31,958 Then came the contraction. 14 00:02:33,874 --> 00:02:34,958 It's like a rot. 15 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:39,249 I want it back, Geoff. 16 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:44,666 I want it all back. 17 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,457 So, we've bought this airfield? 18 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,415 We haven't. His Lordship has. 19 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:00,208 Through a shell company. 20 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:01,790 100,000 square foot 21 00:03:01,791 --> 00:03:03,916 of weed farm hidden under the hangar. 22 00:03:04,416 --> 00:03:06,083 Perfect cover for distribution. 23 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:08,915 You grow it under the hangar. Load in the hangar. 24 00:03:08,916 --> 00:03:12,332 And then you can distribute to anywhere in the country by plane or road. 25 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:14,873 Then there's the air shows, the restaurant, the gift shop. 26 00:03:14,874 --> 00:03:16,708 All good ways to clean money. 27 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,540 Espresso martini, sir? 28 00:03:19,541 --> 00:03:21,623 Apparently, they start early on a shoot day. 29 00:03:21,624 --> 00:03:23,499 In that case, when in Rome... 30 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,041 Madam? 31 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:29,791 You know what? 32 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:33,040 Dad might've been right about the Duke after all. 33 00:03:33,041 --> 00:03:35,998 It was an inspired idea to mirror what we're doing here in Italy. 34 00:03:35,999 --> 00:03:39,207 Growing our product underneath aristocratic palazzos. 35 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,498 Speaking of which, here comes 36 00:03:40,499 --> 00:03:43,582 our Italian connection, who's our gateway into Europe. 37 00:03:43,583 --> 00:03:46,083 We've gone international, and it's paying off. 38 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,040 What's with the Spitfires? 39 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,916 You never know when a war's going to start, Jack. 40 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,999 Good morning, Mr. Maldini. 41 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,374 {\an8}- Buongiorno. - I can take that for you. 42 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:17,916 {\an8}Francesco. 43 00:04:18,541 --> 00:04:21,666 {\an8}- Good morning, Francesco. - Uh, but y... you can call me Cico. 44 00:04:22,374 --> 00:04:23,208 {\an8}Cico. 45 00:04:25,749 --> 00:04:28,498 If you wanna follow me, Blanket will take care of your bags. 46 00:04:28,499 --> 00:04:30,874 I'd follow you to the gates of St. Peter. 47 00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:35,458 Ciao, Susie! 48 00:04:36,958 --> 00:04:38,749 Susie, Susie, Susie. 49 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:40,998 So good to see you. 50 00:04:40,999 --> 00:04:44,623 Look, there's something of a niggle regarding our business dealings. 51 00:04:44,624 --> 00:04:47,207 It's something that really needs to be discussed. 52 00:04:47,208 --> 00:04:49,708 We can talk about it later. We're running a little bit late. 53 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:54,165 - Contessa, you look divine. - Thank you, Miss Glass. 54 00:04:54,166 --> 00:04:55,041 Shall we? 55 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:05,415 Didn't fancy kedgeree, Lord Hawthorne? 56 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:06,582 {\an8}Oh, no. 57 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:09,290 {\an8}While I enjoy the flavor of curry at breakfast, 58 00:05:09,291 --> 00:05:11,082 {\an8}it is impossible to trump the kipper. 59 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,832 Mm. I see you've met my nephew. 60 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:15,374 I have indeed. Handsome little devil. 61 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,124 Any word from the father? 62 00:05:17,791 --> 00:05:19,248 Hoping to join us for dinner. 63 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:22,123 Well, it is wonderful he works for a living. 64 00:05:22,124 --> 00:05:24,332 But he's just like Eddie. He works too hard. 65 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:26,583 Since when did a day of shooting become work, mother? 66 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,749 We're late. But not too late for the breakfast. 67 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,083 Eddie. 68 00:05:35,874 --> 00:05:36,998 Eduardo. 69 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:38,332 Ed-weirdo. 70 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,457 How are you, man? 71 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,540 - Ciao. - Good to see you. Come here. 72 00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,915 Oh. 73 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:45,665 I'm so sorry, 74 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:49,373 but my pilot decided to fly into a fucking storm. 75 00:05:49,374 --> 00:05:50,958 Somehow we missed the eye. 76 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,290 Well, you're here now. 77 00:05:54,291 --> 00:05:56,832 It wasn't a storm. He was just being a baby. 78 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:58,373 We haven't had the pleasure. 79 00:05:58,374 --> 00:06:00,457 So fucking formal. I love this guy, I swear to God. 80 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:03,290 This is my girlfriend, Contessa Isabella Soranza de Parme. 81 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:05,124 - Delighted to meet you. - Your Grace. 82 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,249 - Please, take a seat. - Thank you. 83 00:06:10,791 --> 00:06:11,707 Hello. 84 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:15,208 And how do you two fit into this aristocratic jigsaw puzzle? 85 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,915 Don't mind us. We're just here to represent the proletariat. 86 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:20,707 Oh, how very modern. 87 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:23,790 Well, I must say, you're two glorious-looking specimens. 88 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:25,915 It's a brave new world, Your Lordship. 89 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:28,790 Oh, what a wonderful accent. Could you say that again? 90 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,499 Come the revolution, brother. 91 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:34,498 Guilty as charged. Spare me. Come, sit. 92 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:36,291 Shall I have a word about the language, sir? 93 00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:37,957 I think it would be prudent. 94 00:06:37,958 --> 00:06:39,915 Uh, I was thinking 95 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:44,541 that maybe we could have a little bit of chat with Susie, you know, 96 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,790 uh, before the bang-bang starts. 97 00:06:46,791 --> 00:06:49,291 Nothing major, you know? Just a little bit of business. 98 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:53,166 We'll deal with it later. 99 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,790 Geoff would like us on the pegs by 9:30, 100 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,624 and we wouldn't want to disappoint him, now, would we? 101 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:03,208 Don't worry, Cico. We've got all morning. 102 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:06,708 Yeah. 103 00:07:08,124 --> 00:07:08,958 All right. 104 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,540 He's edgy, Susan. It's concerning me. 105 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,291 So, what is the issue with Cico? 106 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,083 Yet to be determined. 107 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,458 I'm sure it's nothing positive. 108 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,873 I know you're not his number one fan, Eddie, 109 00:07:26,874 --> 00:07:29,248 but he has helped us get a foothold in Italy, 110 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:32,248 a territory beset by monsters around every corner. 111 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:34,540 His efforts shouldn't be underestimated. 112 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,290 Fixers are supposed to fix problems, not create them. 113 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:40,332 I say we give him the benefit of the doubt for the time being. 114 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:43,915 Meanwhile, you can focus your efforts on snagging yourself a peerage, 115 00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:45,416 as per my father's request. 116 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,708 You leave Lord Hawthorne to me. 117 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,207 Hope we haven't got too many plates spinning today. 118 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,290 No. Shoots are never about the killing, Susan. 119 00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:00,665 They're about the deal-making. 120 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:03,707 It's an alibi to fuse a collection of disparate rogues. 121 00:08:03,708 --> 00:08:06,416 Contrary to logic, the more spinning plates, the better. 122 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:10,123 People will fly 5,000 miles for a shoot in the English countryside, 123 00:08:10,124 --> 00:08:11,790 and for some strange reason, 124 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,290 are more open to business when they've got a gun in their hand. 125 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:15,290 Hm. 126 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,207 - Tell me more about your friend. - You'll like Aisha. 127 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,248 Clever girl. Aspirational. 128 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:23,082 Looks after herself and everyone who comes within her orbit. 129 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:26,332 She moved to the Middle East five years ago to work in hospitality. 130 00:08:26,333 --> 00:08:28,832 Now she's snagged herself a seat at the royal table. 131 00:08:28,833 --> 00:08:30,624 The Middle East is the future, Susie. 132 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:33,790 They build a new world out there every two weeks. 133 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:36,708 Yeah, I know why you want him here. I like your ambition. 134 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:39,999 Hello, honey. How are you doing? 135 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,790 - This is the Duke. - How do you do? 136 00:08:42,791 --> 00:08:45,166 I do very well. Thank you for hosting us. 137 00:08:45,749 --> 00:08:49,873 So this is His Excellency, Prince Amir bin Abdullah al-Hadidi. 138 00:08:49,874 --> 00:08:50,708 Well. 139 00:08:51,374 --> 00:08:52,915 Good morning, Sheikh Amir. 140 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:55,998 Your Grace. Thank you so much for inviting us to your beautiful home. 141 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:56,915 Of course. 142 00:08:56,916 --> 00:08:58,957 - I brought you a small gift. - Ah. 143 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,790 Double magnum of Petrus '09. Very generous. 144 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,623 Why do I get the feeling you might have over-delivered? 145 00:09:04,624 --> 00:09:05,915 I mean, he's a sweetheart. 146 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:08,915 Second in line to the throne. Loves a good time. 147 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:12,623 And he's got more money than... Well, put it this way, he's fucking rich. 148 00:09:12,624 --> 00:09:14,290 Never mind me over-delivering. 149 00:09:14,291 --> 00:09:16,583 You never said about your Duke looking like a movie star. 150 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:25,208 - He speaks fucking Arabic? - He gets better by the second. 151 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,249 Your wife? 152 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:38,708 Business wife. 153 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:41,333 Amir, we must get you a gun. 154 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:48,665 Why are there so many? A... And why only two barrels? 155 00:09:48,666 --> 00:09:50,416 Give the birds a sporting chance, sir. 156 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:54,874 - Which one is the best? - The best? Or the most impressive? 157 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,541 Both. 158 00:09:57,583 --> 00:10:01,165 You have your Germans, your Brits, and your American guns. 159 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:04,499 But if you're looking for prestige and heritage, 160 00:10:04,999 --> 00:10:07,166 I'm feeling Italian Beretta for you, sir. 161 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,291 They hunt in pairs. 162 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,415 They've been at it for 500 years. 163 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,583 Oldest gunmakers in the world. 164 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,833 You see that engraving? 165 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:22,333 That took a little Italian man two years to etch that pretty picture. 166 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,083 It's magnificent. 167 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:28,623 No good in a Chicago gunfight, 168 00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:31,958 but absolutely wonderful in the green fields of England. 169 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:40,291 - I feel an erection coming on. - That's the appropriate response, sir. 170 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,332 Look at that. Fits like a glove. 171 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,415 James Bond's weapon of choice. 172 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,665 I thought that was the Walter PPK, no? 173 00:10:48,666 --> 00:10:50,873 No, not in the original novel. 174 00:10:50,874 --> 00:10:53,124 I think you'll do very well with those Berettas, Amir. 175 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:54,958 Geoffrey. 176 00:10:57,166 --> 00:11:00,998 You'll remember to ensure Lord Hawthorne has a suitably memorable experience? 177 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:03,332 I'll make sure his arse is drowning in the butter. 178 00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:05,748 - Good. - Anything special for him, sir? 179 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,041 Of course, Geoffrey. 180 00:11:08,208 --> 00:11:09,749 - Only the best. - Oh! 181 00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:13,958 - Lord Monmouth's Holland and Holland, sir? - Exactly. 182 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:15,958 - Lucky man. - Hm. 183 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,874 That would be my weapon of choice, sir. 184 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:31,540 Geoff, Geoff, Geoff. I'm sorry. I don't want to be a pain in the ass, 185 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:34,582 but, you know, as much as I like my loader, 186 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:38,833 I would like that angel from Essex to load my gun for me, please. 187 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,582 - I'll look into it. - Yes! Okay, grazie. Fuck. Yes. 188 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:44,208 You might wanna tone down the language. 189 00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:48,958 You're a guest of His Grace, and there's ladies present. 190 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:51,708 - Just a suggestion. - All right. 191 00:11:52,749 --> 00:11:53,958 Okay, everyone. 192 00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:56,749 Your numbers will be on the bottom of the glasses. 193 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,083 That will be your peg number for the day. 194 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,915 - Your Grace? - Bottoms up. 195 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,457 - Cheers. - Chin-chin. 196 00:12:03,458 --> 00:12:04,499 Loaders? 197 00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:19,583 Good shot, sir. 198 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:43,540 I don't understand how I'm missing. 199 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:46,290 Don't worry, sir. I'm sure you'll get them in the next one. 200 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,915 I must say, you're very good at this, Jack. 201 00:12:48,916 --> 00:12:52,208 Well, you can show me your appreciation in your tip, sir. 202 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,623 You've got to at least try and hit one, mother. 203 00:12:55,624 --> 00:12:58,123 Darling, you know, you've become very bloodthirsty 204 00:12:58,124 --> 00:13:00,041 since you left university. 205 00:13:01,374 --> 00:13:02,416 Forty. 206 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,540 - Aisha! I want one of these. - You want one of what? 207 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:09,458 - One of these! - Then you shall have one of these. 208 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,083 Greedy cunt. 209 00:13:16,999 --> 00:13:17,916 Thank you. 210 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:23,708 Thank you, sir. 211 00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,207 You shoot beautifully, Bella. 212 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:29,374 Thank you. You shoot like a god. 213 00:13:33,541 --> 00:13:36,582 Jack, I must say, you were absolutely wonderful out there. 214 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,083 You put me right at ease. 215 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:41,958 I tell you what, shall we be very naughty boys and have one more? 216 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:46,623 - You've read my mind, Your Lordship. - Thank you, Jack. 217 00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:47,707 Eddie! Eddie. 218 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:50,540 How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 219 00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,415 What a wonderful drive. 220 00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,290 The birds just kept coming at me, wave after wave of them. 221 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:59,248 You did yourself proud, Lord Hawthorne. Nothing much got past you. 222 00:13:59,249 --> 00:14:02,082 I did shoot rather well, if I say so myself. 223 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,540 You did indeed. 224 00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:05,873 Will you be heading to Scotland this summer? 225 00:14:05,874 --> 00:14:07,457 Chance'd be a fine thing. 226 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:09,415 Too much going on in the corridors of power. 227 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,665 Mm, yes. I heard about Lord Bramlingham's death. 228 00:14:12,666 --> 00:14:14,833 - Wasn't it shocking? - Shocking indeed. 229 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,707 I suppose you'll be looking to fill the position? 230 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:21,249 It's not often that a spot for a hereditary peer comes up. 231 00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,249 Any idea who might get it? 232 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,749 We're drawing up a short list this weekend. 233 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:35,123 You know, you and I, we should have a drink before dinner. 234 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,999 I've always been fascinated by the inner workings of Parliament. 235 00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:40,791 Have you, indeed? 236 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,416 Mm. 237 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:47,249 Right. These birds aren't gonna kill themselves. 238 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:03,541 You might want to miss one or two. You're making the Italian look bad. 239 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,457 - Do we have a problem with that, Geoffrey? - I don't, but I think his ego does. 240 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:11,166 Oh. Well, we might have to lie on the count, Geoff. 241 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:14,499 Things have been good between us, yeah? 242 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,957 This time last year, we had nothing. 243 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,248 But since we started that little farm 244 00:15:20,249 --> 00:15:22,624 under the Contessa's palazzo estate, my God! 245 00:15:23,374 --> 00:15:24,916 You guys nailed it. 246 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:27,873 Six more farms in less than a year. 247 00:15:27,874 --> 00:15:30,248 You said there was a problem. Why don't you enlighten us? 248 00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:34,666 Yeah. There is a real problem. The problem is, uh, Marco Moretti. 249 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,583 Sorry, what? 250 00:15:38,374 --> 00:15:39,249 Marco Moretti? 251 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:42,958 What the fuck is Moretti doing in this conversation? 252 00:15:43,624 --> 00:15:45,248 We need to talk to him. 253 00:15:45,249 --> 00:15:48,541 The reason we talk to you is so we don't have to talk to El Capo Dei Capi. 254 00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:52,582 I know, but then he started sniffing around. 255 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:55,998 He found out we are growing marijuana under the Contessa's palazzo. 256 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:59,540 Marco is her godfather. He was always going to find out. 257 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:03,624 And now he wants a piece of it. Otherwise, he's gonna rip it out of the ground. 258 00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,707 {\an8}Hold on. Hold on. We're spiraling here, Cico. 259 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,916 You pushed us out of an aeroplane without a parachute. 260 00:16:11,499 --> 00:16:13,707 You told us you could keep Marco out of this. 261 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,332 Where's our Mr. Consistent? Where's our Mr. Reliable? 262 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,748 It's Italy. Everything is a surprise, all right? 263 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:22,707 This is why you have me. Okay? So I can stop the crisis. 264 00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:25,165 How much to stop the crisis? 265 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:25,999 Like, 266 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,415 forty a year? 267 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,249 Forty what? 268 00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:33,707 Forty lira? Forty winks? Forty lashes? Forty nights in the desert? 269 00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,290 Forty fucking what, Cico? 270 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,790 Forty million euros, obviously. 271 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,373 - Okay, that's it. We're off. - Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. 272 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:44,665 Okay. Fine. Obviously, you know, 40 is unacceptable. 273 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,790 - Mm. - But this is why you pay me. 274 00:16:46,791 --> 00:16:49,040 I have a... a solution. 275 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,415 Well, it's a pretty big fucking problem, Francesco, 276 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:54,165 so it better be a big fucking solution. 277 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:59,083 Well, um, how familiar are you with the works of Botticelli? 278 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,707 A small picture of his is coming up for sale 279 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:04,583 at an auction house in London. 280 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,790 - Marco is obsessed with his work. - It's a punchy ask. 281 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,874 Six million's not much if it has the desired effect. 282 00:17:12,374 --> 00:17:15,040 Marco Moretti runs a serious organization. 283 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:18,040 Extortion, kidnap, torture, they're into all of it. 284 00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:20,748 And they've got heavyweight backing from church and state. 285 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,874 Look, I'm not questioning the power of Marco Moretti. 286 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:26,332 I understand the nuance and sophistication 287 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,915 of buying a painting by his favorite Renaissance artist. 288 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:34,998 My question is whether or not Cico is the most effective method to access him. 289 00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:38,083 I know you don't like him. I like him even less than you do. 290 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,499 But we've got to keep him on side. At least in the short term. 291 00:17:41,999 --> 00:17:44,583 Anyway, you don't have to like everyone you work with. 292 00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:49,166 I know who you do like. 293 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:54,498 - What does that mean? - It can mean whatever you want it to mean. 294 00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:56,874 Ten-minute warning, everybody. Ten minutes. 295 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,291 Thank you. 296 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,124 Oh! 297 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,624 Cico! 298 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:39,748 Cico! 299 00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:42,666 Hold the line! 300 00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:46,957 Cico. Cico? 301 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,373 Is he dead? 302 00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,582 Hm. He'll be all right. 303 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:53,540 A partridge hit him on the head. Doesn't usually kill 'em. 304 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:54,499 "Usually"? 305 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:59,999 Cico? Cico? 306 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,957 The man's a buffoon. We shouldn't be buying the art. 307 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:07,582 If you're lucky, he won't recover from the aerial assault. 308 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:10,415 - Chicken tried to murder me. - Focus on Lord Hawthorne. 309 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,040 He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling old pile. 310 00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,166 Shouldn't be too hard. 311 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:19,999 Mm. 312 00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:27,916 I know I look like a useless old fruit, but I do know when I'm being worked. 313 00:19:28,791 --> 00:19:32,208 The birds, the food, the Petrus. 314 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:33,707 I get it. 315 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,748 And I'm... very grateful, Eddie. Really, I am. 316 00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:38,833 But I... I know what you're up to. 317 00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:40,874 I'm being greased. 318 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,166 I'm being lubed. 319 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:48,499 In the hope that I might support your efforts to become a hereditary peer. 320 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:51,749 Well, you're an important man, Lord Hawthorne. 321 00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:57,124 It's only fitting that you should receive the appropriate embellishments. 322 00:19:57,999 --> 00:20:00,791 And I suppose the reason you want this position 323 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,707 is so that you can influence a key piece of legislation 324 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:08,041 proposing the decriminalization of marijuana. 325 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,124 Why would I care about that? 326 00:20:11,624 --> 00:20:13,332 I've no idea, Eddie. 327 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:16,123 Whatever your reasons, they are no concern of mine. 328 00:20:16,124 --> 00:20:19,248 No, what interests me is the number you think I can be bought for, 329 00:20:19,249 --> 00:20:20,916 so let's not waste any more time. 330 00:20:23,624 --> 00:20:25,207 What number did you have in mind? 331 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:28,457 He's a cash-strapped lord with a crumbling old pile. Shouldn't be too hard. 332 00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:30,457 What are you thinking of opening with? Two mil? 333 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,415 Oh, God, no. Something like £100,000. 334 00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:33,749 Don't be ridiculous. 335 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,416 £50,000? 336 00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,832 You'd be surprised what political bureaucrats will do for cash. 337 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:44,458 If you can pull that off, next meal deal's on me. 338 00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:49,707 I am afraid that is a little out of my league, Lord Hawthorne. 339 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,707 Feel free to enjoy the rest of the Petrus. 340 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:53,541 Thirty-five. 341 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,623 Twenty-five. 342 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,708 Thirty. 343 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,457 {\an8}For that, I need your endorsement of my nomination as a hereditary peer, 344 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,623 along with the support of the crossbenchers, 345 00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:13,165 who will happily go along with you if you ask them nicely, 346 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:17,290 thus guaranteeing me a seat in the House of Lords. 347 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,123 Any further assistance I may need 348 00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:21,665 in terms of influencing specific legislation, 349 00:21:21,666 --> 00:21:25,291 well, that will be negotiated on a case-by-case basis. 350 00:21:28,624 --> 00:21:30,666 Well, that sounds reasonable. 351 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:37,583 Oh, there is one other provision that I'm afraid I must insist on. 352 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,499 And what's that? 353 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:40,916 Jack. 354 00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,707 Uh, Jack? 355 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,083 Jack the loader. 356 00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,082 I'm interested in him. 357 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,041 Right. Interested in him in what way? 358 00:21:52,749 --> 00:21:54,791 Anthropologically. 359 00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,416 He's a rare creature, Eddie, 360 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,332 who seems to possess 361 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:05,083 the wild vitality of some long-forgotten primal man. 362 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,416 Well, I'm sure something can be arranged. 363 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,583 Hm. 364 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:17,998 Good evening. 365 00:22:17,999 --> 00:22:21,165 I hope you've enjoyed your day's sport at Halstead Manor. 366 00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:23,041 Today's bag, sir. 367 00:22:23,624 --> 00:22:27,083 120 partridge, two wood pigeon, 368 00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,458 and one Italian businessman. 369 00:22:29,958 --> 00:22:31,373 The bad news is, 370 00:22:31,374 --> 00:22:35,749 Your Lordship gets the wooden spoon for 94 shots and not a lot of feather. 371 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:38,540 I blame my instructor, Geoffrey. 372 00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:40,832 I will have a word with him myself, sir. 373 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:41,957 The good news is, 374 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:44,790 Her Ladyship has redeemed the family name. 375 00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:48,582 She shot ten birds on the bounce, and best dressed in the field. 376 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:49,958 - Hear, hear. - Thank you. 377 00:22:51,624 --> 00:22:54,749 Your Grace, Your Ladyship, ladies and gentlemen. 378 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,916 - Thank you. - Thank you. 379 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:05,041 I wanted to propose, um, a toast to 380 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,790 Eduardo, the most generous host. 381 00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:12,373 It's so incredible to be invited over to England 382 00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:19,083 to share in your ancient tradition and your inspirational visions 383 00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,333 for a brighter future. 384 00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:25,124 His Grace. 385 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:27,373 Eddie. 386 00:23:27,374 --> 00:23:28,499 Hear, hear. 387 00:23:29,749 --> 00:23:31,083 - Right, shall we? - Yes. 388 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,248 Why didn't you drink? 389 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:38,540 Ah. Not really the done thing when it's about oneself, eh? 390 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,165 We've already broken with custom. 391 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:43,623 It's hardly the done thing to propose a toast before we've even sat down. 392 00:23:43,624 --> 00:23:45,373 You think Cico's uncouth? 393 00:23:45,374 --> 00:23:48,373 Lord Hawthorne was merely, um, highlighting the differences 394 00:23:48,374 --> 00:23:50,583 between Italian and English tradition, right? 395 00:23:54,124 --> 00:23:55,373 He is uncouth. 396 00:23:55,374 --> 00:23:57,708 I think the gamekeeper got it wrong. 397 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,457 If it was up to me, I would give you the best dressed award. 398 00:24:01,458 --> 00:24:05,290 Cico's idea of class is giving me a stripy lion for my birthday. 399 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,208 - You mean a tiger? - Whatever. 400 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,707 - Sabrina, darling. Will you excuse me? - Yes, of course. 401 00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:14,082 - Aisha, can you join me for something? - Right behind you. 402 00:24:14,083 --> 00:24:16,416 Not having much luck with the birds today, are you, Cico? 403 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,416 - How did you two meet? - At a party. 404 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:22,540 He was selling cocaine. 405 00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:25,165 Well, at least that's not a cliché. Were you buying? 406 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,416 God, no. 407 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:31,791 I know you think he's gauche and clumsy, but he's ambitious. 408 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,915 A trait I find attractive. 409 00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:34,874 Hm. 410 00:24:35,874 --> 00:24:38,458 The clumsiness of that ambition is a work in progress though. 411 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:43,083 You seem to elicit his insecurity, and he can be volatile. 412 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,582 What about you, Eddie? What are your ambitions? 413 00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,624 Mine? 414 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:52,457 Well, how do you know I'm not a feckless aristocrat 415 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,374 willing to live off his dwindling asset? 416 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:57,916 'Cause there's nothing feckless about you, Your Grace. 417 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:02,665 Well, you give me the benefit of the doubt. 418 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:03,874 I do. 419 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,458 Sorry, can I help you? 420 00:25:31,666 --> 00:25:32,791 I don't know. 421 00:25:33,541 --> 00:25:34,499 Can you? 422 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,333 Are you lost? 423 00:25:37,874 --> 00:25:40,499 Yes. I think I'm in a dream. 424 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,374 This is the most beautiful machine I've ever seen. 425 00:25:48,124 --> 00:25:49,124 Well, then. 426 00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:52,123 Let me wake you up from this dream. 427 00:25:52,124 --> 00:25:53,249 Mm-hmm. 428 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,665 - Darling. - Darling. 429 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:02,790 Bag, sir? 430 00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:06,082 Jolly kind of you, Mr. Lawrence. Sorry I'm late. 431 00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:08,207 - Sorry for this ghastly attire. - Mm. 432 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:11,333 A couple of complications at work. Have I missed my boy? 433 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,499 I've literally just put him down. 434 00:26:15,499 --> 00:26:17,707 Come. Come, you must be famished. 435 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:23,040 I'm not going anywhere until you tell me who that wonderful vehicle belongs to. 436 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:26,291 But after all that, it turned out he was an erotic dancer from Corinth. 437 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,041 I know who you are. 438 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,915 Do you know how many bodies of the Mark VI Drophead Coupé 439 00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:34,582 were actually built by Franay? 440 00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:36,332 Um, uh... 441 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,333 - Not very many? - Eighteen. 442 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,583 How do you do, Lord Hawthorne? I'm Nanny Asante. 443 00:26:42,208 --> 00:26:43,623 But you can call me Nanny. 444 00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:46,332 Your car is a jewel. An absolute jewel. 445 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:48,290 Oh, thank you, Nanny. 446 00:26:48,291 --> 00:26:50,832 In which case, you must take her for a spin tomorrow. 447 00:26:50,833 --> 00:26:53,166 I couldn't. I shouldn't. 448 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,624 But I must. 449 00:26:57,624 --> 00:26:58,999 Where did you two meet? 450 00:26:59,749 --> 00:27:02,290 Nanny is a rather outstanding soldier. 451 00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:06,123 He was awarded the military cross for his extraordinary bravery in combat. 452 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,332 They met at our Sandhurst Commissioners Ball. 453 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,249 - Nanny and I were commissioned together. - I was Eddie's date. 454 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,999 The '95, sir. Your favorite. 455 00:27:15,499 --> 00:27:19,790 Thank you, Mr. Lawrence. Be a love and also make sure the jacket is pressed. 456 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,165 Very good. 457 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:23,290 You should think about children, Edward. 458 00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:26,123 Don't want the estate to fall into the hands of that brother of yours. 459 00:27:26,124 --> 00:27:28,624 - Where is he, by the way? - Well, he's recuperating. 460 00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:31,416 Oh, what was the poison? 461 00:27:32,041 --> 00:27:35,333 Ah, too many and too varied to discuss at dinner, I'm afraid. 462 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:49,707 Well, people think that he just looks after the horses. 463 00:27:49,708 --> 00:27:54,499 But in actual fact, the King's Equerry is the aide-de-camp to the sovereign. 464 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:58,790 Nanny is basically the King of England's right-hand man. 465 00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,833 Don't tell my boss. He'll try and poach him. 466 00:28:01,874 --> 00:28:05,916 Anything the English king likes, he wants. 467 00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:11,290 Well, I'm sure they'd get on like... 468 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,748 Wine. Wine, wine, wine. 469 00:28:12,749 --> 00:28:16,290 Can I offer you a new glass? It's a new wine. We're on to the Mouton. 470 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,874 - And I was... - Right. 471 00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:22,790 - What happened to the Masseto? - I'm afraid it's finished. It's a 1989. 472 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:23,707 Ah. 473 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:28,874 Yes. It's not at all musty, if that's what you're worried about. 474 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:40,874 Right. 475 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,708 The wine is corked. 476 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:09,749 Mr. Lawrence. 477 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,123 Do you know, 478 00:29:12,124 --> 00:29:16,873 my father-in-law, he once sent back six bottles on the spin. 479 00:29:16,874 --> 00:29:22,498 But it turned out that he'd had a stroke and he'd lost all sense of taste. 480 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,248 Well, it did come back a couple of days later, 481 00:29:25,249 --> 00:29:29,041 but it was £20,000 straight down the toilette. 482 00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:33,416 Maybe you've had a stroke, Cico. How about that? 483 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:34,916 You're right. 484 00:29:36,249 --> 00:29:37,333 The wine is corked. 485 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:41,416 Would you care to select another with me? 486 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,374 There's no Italian wine here. 487 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:52,124 Well, I can ask them to send up a bottle of Barolo Riserva, if you like. 488 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,874 Unless you think it might be a little, uh, rich. 489 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,248 You don't like Italian wine, huh? 490 00:29:59,249 --> 00:30:02,082 On the contrary. I thought the Masseto held its own. 491 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,582 But you pulled your face just then when you said "rich." 492 00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:07,832 It's like Italian wine isn't as good as French or something like that. 493 00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:10,791 French wine is generally superior to Italian. 494 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:12,832 Italians attempt to ape 495 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:15,833 what the French have been doing superbly for the last 800 years. 496 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,166 "Ape"? 497 00:30:20,416 --> 00:30:21,583 Like a monkey? 498 00:30:22,499 --> 00:30:25,458 So, you think Barola Riserva is a monkey wine? 499 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,248 Well, I didn't say that. 500 00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:29,665 I'm sorry, my friend, but that's what you said. 501 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:35,916 You think Italian wine is inferior and it's only fit to be drunk by monkeys. 502 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,373 Well, maybe you have a point. 503 00:30:38,374 --> 00:30:41,499 All I'm saying is, Italians invented the wine. 504 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:45,082 The French were sucking off their donkeys 505 00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:48,707 when the Romans came and taught them the process of the winemaking. 506 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:52,833 The French would be drinking their own piss if it wasn't for us. 507 00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:55,208 Delightful. 508 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:58,208 The wine wasn't corked, Cico. 509 00:31:00,333 --> 00:31:02,915 It was the best wine of the evening, and you know it. 510 00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:06,291 - Are you questioning my judgment? - Yes, I am. 511 00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:08,582 The wine wasn't corked. 512 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:11,749 If I say it's corked, then it's corked. 513 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:17,749 I'm Italian, and I can trace my bloodline back until the time of Michelangelo. 514 00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:22,582 So again, are you questioning my judgment? 515 00:31:22,583 --> 00:31:24,457 Your judgment's hardly watertight. 516 00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:28,040 You bought your girlfriend a pet tiger for her birthday. 517 00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:31,333 And I wouldn't play the antiquity of the bloodline game if I were you. 518 00:31:32,208 --> 00:31:34,041 And now I have a blood of a peasant? 519 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,041 Oh, Cico, 520 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:43,166 if you were a peasant or an aristocrat, you'd be something, but you're neither. 521 00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:46,874 You were born out of the morass of mediocrity. 522 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:50,373 You are the witless son of a used car dealer 523 00:31:50,374 --> 00:31:55,458 who made his money selling Fiat 500s in suburban Turin. 524 00:32:28,374 --> 00:32:31,332 Oh, my son Tim Was a bosun's mate 525 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:35,291 He could blow the whistle But he never ran a rate 526 00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:38,373 When the thought of his mother Came into his head 527 00:32:38,374 --> 00:32:42,041 You couldn't understand one word he said With your too-ri-ra 528 00:32:42,624 --> 00:32:45,583 Fol-the-da, whack fol-the-doodle 529 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:49,123 Well, up comes Tim without any legs 530 00:32:49,124 --> 00:32:53,249 And in their place He had two wooden pegs 531 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:56,498 Well, was it walking across the sea 532 00:32:56,499 --> 00:32:58,498 Wore your two fine legs From the knees away? 533 00:32:58,499 --> 00:33:01,790 With your too-ri-ra Fol-the-da, whack... 534 00:33:01,791 --> 00:33:02,791 Duke's here. 535 00:33:06,874 --> 00:33:08,957 When you put the birds in Lord Hawthorne's car, 536 00:33:08,958 --> 00:33:10,791 make sure he gets the brace of grays. 537 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:12,624 And add this too. 538 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,998 Double magnum of Petrus? 539 00:33:14,999 --> 00:33:16,498 That should do the trick. 540 00:33:16,499 --> 00:33:17,874 I'll do it straight away. 541 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:19,958 In your own time, Geoff. 542 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,541 When I left my two fine legs behind 543 00:33:25,874 --> 00:33:27,207 When up came a bloody great... 544 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,540 Straighten things out with the Italian? 545 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,874 Man's a disaster, Susie. 546 00:33:31,374 --> 00:33:33,457 - And I smell a rat with the Botticelli. - Hm. 547 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:36,748 We've only got his word that that missile will reach its destination. 548 00:33:36,749 --> 00:33:40,915 I know you don't wanna buy the Botticelli. Either way, we need to speak to my father. 549 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:41,749 Hm. 550 00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:44,791 Get anywhere with Lord Hawthorne? 551 00:33:46,374 --> 00:33:49,208 - Well, we have a number. - Do I owe you a Happy Meal? 552 00:33:49,916 --> 00:33:51,708 But there's a small caveat. 553 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,333 - Caveat? - Hm. 554 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:55,958 He's taken an interest in Jack. 555 00:33:56,541 --> 00:33:58,582 Right, what sort of interest? 556 00:33:58,583 --> 00:33:59,999 An anthropological one. 557 00:34:00,874 --> 00:34:02,207 What does that mean? 558 00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,041 Well, 559 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:07,457 he wants to, uh, take him for dinner, maybe to the opera, 560 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,541 and then, uh, you know, 561 00:34:10,041 --> 00:34:11,498 wank him off a bit. 562 00:34:11,499 --> 00:34:12,708 Hm. 563 00:34:13,874 --> 00:34:15,415 That shouldn't be a problem. 564 00:34:15,416 --> 00:34:17,248 I'll leave it to you to tell my father 565 00:34:17,249 --> 00:34:19,666 that his son needs to bring a peer of the realm to orgasm. 566 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,999 You leave it with me. 567 00:34:24,083 --> 00:34:29,874 Fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum 568 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:34,041 You ever heard of the myth of the Bannik? 569 00:34:35,124 --> 00:34:35,958 Yeah. 570 00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,290 The shapeshifting spirit 571 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:42,165 that supposedly frequented the steam rooms of Northern Europe. 572 00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:45,708 The story goes that your Bannik, well, he's a... 573 00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:49,291 he's a mischievous kind of spirit. 574 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:57,374 Sometimes he appears as a naked little man stroking his beard, smoking a pipe. 575 00:34:57,874 --> 00:35:00,207 But you be careful 576 00:35:00,208 --> 00:35:03,499 that you don't invite in other kinds of spirits. 577 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:09,373 If you're asking his advice, you gotta make sure you pay him his due. 578 00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,124 Otherwise, uh, 579 00:35:11,624 --> 00:35:13,708 he can get up to all sorts of mischief. 580 00:35:14,916 --> 00:35:16,208 Fortunately, 581 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:18,291 there are 582 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,998 other rituals that you can use that appease the Bannik. 583 00:35:22,999 --> 00:35:25,624 Now, these rituals range from 584 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,290 smothering a black-feathered chicken 585 00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,873 and burying his unplucked corpse under your steam house, 586 00:35:31,874 --> 00:35:33,458 or you can just 587 00:35:34,124 --> 00:35:37,791 offer him a fir branch when you've finished your steam 588 00:35:38,374 --> 00:35:39,916 and say thank you. 589 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,958 But you gotta be sure you pay him. 590 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:47,332 Now, your Bannik, he does have his uses. 591 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,873 And what would those be, Father? 592 00:35:48,874 --> 00:35:51,083 Well, he can see into the future. 593 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,249 I'll show you how to do it. 594 00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:57,748 Oh. 595 00:35:57,749 --> 00:36:00,332 Now, you stand with your back to the furnace, 596 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:03,083 which you leave half open. 597 00:36:03,749 --> 00:36:07,623 Now, you ask the Bannik a question, any question you want, 598 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:13,165 but the Bannik, he won't answer you directly, you see. 599 00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:15,791 He can't talk. He can only touch. 600 00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,207 Now, if it's a good omen, 601 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:21,999 you'll feel his little hand pat you on the back. 602 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,499 But if it's a bad one, well, 603 00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:27,999 he'll scratch you with his sharp little claws. 604 00:36:30,583 --> 00:36:32,498 And what question did you ask him, then? 605 00:36:32,499 --> 00:36:37,665 I asked him about the emergence of the Mafia boss, Marco Moretti, 606 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,832 and this business about the picture. 607 00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:43,499 Right. And what exactly did this Bannik say, then, Bobby? 608 00:36:45,624 --> 00:36:48,583 Do I buy the Botticelli for Marco Moretti? 609 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:58,833 The Bannik gave my back a lovely little fucking rub. 610 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:02,790 - Hm. - You ought to buy him that picture. 611 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,165 Well, my concern is, 612 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:08,415 despite our early success that we've enjoyed in Italy, 613 00:37:08,416 --> 00:37:11,166 Cico, he remains sloppy and unreliable. 614 00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:15,165 But if he smooths out the business with Moretti, 615 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,123 then he's getting the job done. 616 00:37:17,124 --> 00:37:19,499 Buy him the fucking picture! 617 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:22,791 The Bannik has spoken, okay? 618 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:25,873 Loud and clear. 619 00:37:25,874 --> 00:37:28,374 Right, let's have a little coffee break. 620 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:36,998 - Georgie? - Yes, guv'nor? 621 00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:40,790 Do me a piccolo espresso from the Marzocco. Sling it in the hot room. 622 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,124 - Leave it with me. It's in the post, boss. - Lovely. 623 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:51,207 Now, I know you've got your reservations about Cico, 624 00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,999 but he's boots on the ground. 625 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,041 I want you to work with him on this. 626 00:37:56,624 --> 00:37:59,040 - Sure thing, Dad. No sweat. - Mm-hmm. 627 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:02,082 So, how's the old plan going, getting the Duke into the House of Lords? 628 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:04,832 Once we've resolved the Jack and Lord Hawthorne sitch... 629 00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:07,790 We're confident we're gonna work it through. 630 00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:09,373 He's the right person to talk to. 631 00:38:09,374 --> 00:38:10,583 Well, that's good. 632 00:38:11,208 --> 00:38:12,499 'Cause I need you in there. 633 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,332 We're killing this bill. 634 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:16,915 No ifs or buts. 635 00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:19,749 Right, well, I'm fucking freezing out here. 636 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:24,998 I'm gonna go in and have my piccolo espresso. 637 00:38:24,999 --> 00:38:27,457 - You keep me informed. - Of course. 638 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:28,708 Love you, babe. 639 00:38:33,874 --> 00:38:35,707 He's getting worse, Susan. 640 00:38:35,708 --> 00:38:38,332 No. He's just winding you up. Bit of fun. 641 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:41,498 He's making decisions based on the advice of a mythical creature. 642 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:43,457 Like I said, fun. 643 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:44,748 Ladies and gentlemen, 644 00:38:44,749 --> 00:38:47,373 a very warm welcome to Beaumont's for today's auction, 645 00:38:47,374 --> 00:38:50,790 led, of course, by a very special piece by a true master, 646 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:54,040 Botticelli's Virgin and Child Enthroned. 647 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,707 Previous owners include Philip II of Spain, 648 00:38:56,708 --> 00:38:59,749 the Duke of Orleans, and Louis XV. 649 00:39:00,374 --> 00:39:02,874 - It's currently owned by an anonymous... - Susie! 650 00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:05,499 I haven't seen you in ages. 651 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:08,998 Afternoon, Joseph. It has been a while. Um, this is Eddie. 652 00:39:08,999 --> 00:39:10,665 - Joe Green. - Pleased to meet you. 653 00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:12,790 - Art world, is it? - Well, today it is. 654 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:15,665 - What brings you to Inglaterra? - Selling a couple of pictures. 655 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:18,498 - Didn't know you were a collector. - Easy way to move money. 656 00:39:18,499 --> 00:39:20,998 That's how it started, and now I've got a taste for it. 657 00:39:20,999 --> 00:39:23,582 I hope we're not gonna be bidding against you for the Botticelli. 658 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,457 Oh, no. No fear there. 659 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,665 I'm not really an early Renaissance man. 660 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,041 - Right. - How's your brother? 661 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:33,748 - Good. He's outside. You should say hello. - Oh, yeah, I'll do that. 662 00:39:33,749 --> 00:39:34,957 And your dad? 663 00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:36,415 Six years into a ten-stretch. 664 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,707 It looks like they'll be letting him out on good behavior. 665 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,540 Bit strong for the puff game, innit? 666 00:39:40,541 --> 00:39:43,373 It weren't the puff that cuffed him. Tax returns. 667 00:39:43,374 --> 00:39:44,665 Gets the best of them. 668 00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:46,833 - Make sure you give him my best. - Mm. 669 00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,540 You still on the same number? 670 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:50,998 Well, call and find out. 671 00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:52,416 Yeah, I might do that. 672 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,666 Might look forward to it. 673 00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:57,499 Edward. 674 00:39:58,999 --> 00:40:01,748 Well, that was, uh, emotional. 675 00:40:01,749 --> 00:40:02,999 What? 676 00:40:03,583 --> 00:40:06,291 Well, clearly some history, I assume. 677 00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:09,416 - We don't need to go there. - Now I'm definitely gonna go there. 678 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:12,748 - A very handsome young man. - We can stop talking about this now. 679 00:40:12,749 --> 00:40:14,707 - So, does he have a big cock? - Eddie! 680 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,165 If everyone is ready, 681 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:20,457 we will start bidding for the marvelous Botticelli, 682 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,748 shown here on my left, 683 00:40:21,749 --> 00:40:24,083 the Virgin and Child Enthroned. 684 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,874 Right, ladies and gentlemen, 685 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:30,165 we'll start the bidding here today at £2,000,000. 686 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,082 I think he is interested in you. 687 00:40:32,083 --> 00:40:33,915 - £2,000,000. Thank you. - Move on. 688 00:40:33,916 --> 00:40:35,707 - Two million five. - Sexually. 689 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:38,540 - That's enough. - Two million five. Thank you. 690 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:40,290 £3,000,000? 691 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,457 - He's definitely gonna call. - I said that's enough. 692 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:45,082 Well, it might do you some good. Must have been a while. 693 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,873 Don't worry about me. I do just fine. 694 00:40:46,874 --> 00:40:49,415 - I think there's some chemistry there. - Oh. 695 00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:52,332 £4,000,000. Thank you, sir. At £4,000,000. 696 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,498 - Four million five. Thank you, madam. - Jealous? 697 00:40:54,499 --> 00:40:57,498 - At four million five. - You get in there, girl. 698 00:40:57,499 --> 00:41:01,457 Five million in the front. With you, madam. At five million five. 699 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,957 Any advance? 700 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:05,999 £6,000,000. 701 00:41:06,583 --> 00:41:08,123 Six million. 702 00:41:08,124 --> 00:41:09,498 Temperature's rising, Susan. 703 00:41:09,499 --> 00:41:11,665 I know exactly what's happening to the temperature. 704 00:41:11,666 --> 00:41:14,123 Seven million. With you, madam, at seven million. 705 00:41:14,124 --> 00:41:16,248 This is your show. I'm happy to back you. 706 00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:18,290 - Thank you. - £9,000,000 now. 707 00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:21,415 I hope you're not just indulging your competitive spirit here. 708 00:41:21,416 --> 00:41:23,498 Nine million. With you, madam, at nine. 709 00:41:23,499 --> 00:41:25,290 - Ten million, sir. - For fuck's sake! 710 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,582 At ten million. Back with you, madam, at ten. 711 00:41:27,583 --> 00:41:30,415 - You're under the spell, Susie. - 11 million. Thank you. 712 00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:31,958 You're not helping. 713 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:34,541 £11,000,000 is the bid. 714 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:40,582 £12,000,000. Thank you. £12,000,000 we have. 715 00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,707 At £12,000.000. 716 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,290 Do I hear 13? 717 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:46,165 £13,000.000. Thank you. 718 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:48,166 With you at 13 million. Against you, sir. 719 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,040 - Here we go. - 13 million is the bid. 720 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,915 With you, madam, at 13. Do I hear 14? 721 00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:54,833 Dad, it's already at 13. 722 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:57,373 Well, I need you to buy that picture. 723 00:41:57,374 --> 00:41:59,123 We need the Italians on board. 724 00:41:59,124 --> 00:42:01,748 And if it's a masterpiece they want, then get it. 725 00:42:01,749 --> 00:42:05,123 - £14,000,000? 14 million. - It was supposed to cost six. 726 00:42:05,124 --> 00:42:07,541 I don't even know why we're having this conversation. 727 00:42:08,374 --> 00:42:09,498 The Bannik said buy it. 728 00:42:09,499 --> 00:42:11,498 - Christ! - Dad, it's now at 14. 729 00:42:11,499 --> 00:42:13,248 - Susie. - I'm just trying to relax. 730 00:42:13,249 --> 00:42:14,790 Now I'm all stressed out. 731 00:42:14,791 --> 00:42:16,498 Buy the fucking picture! 732 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:19,165 - It's on 14 million. - Cunts! 733 00:42:19,166 --> 00:42:21,207 - I thought it was six. - We're getting the picture. 734 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:22,957 15 million. Thank you. 735 00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,707 - At 15 million. Any advance on... - Fifteen five. 736 00:42:25,708 --> 00:42:29,707 - 15,500,000. Thank you, sir. - Susie, don't take the bait. 737 00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:30,957 With you. 738 00:42:30,958 --> 00:42:32,791 - Do I hear 16? - Susan. 739 00:42:34,749 --> 00:42:36,332 It's going once. 740 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,374 It's going twice. 741 00:42:39,541 --> 00:42:40,416 Susan. 742 00:42:41,374 --> 00:42:45,208 £16,000,000 for the Botticelli. 743 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:46,833 Sixteen five, sir? 744 00:42:47,416 --> 00:42:50,499 Fair warning now. At £16,000.000. 745 00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:55,124 Sold at 16 million to the lady. Thank you very much, madam. 746 00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:57,374 Well, that went well. 747 00:42:58,124 --> 00:43:01,333 I know it's a big ask, but I need you to not be such a cunt about it right now. 748 00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,373 Eddie. Good news? 749 00:43:09,374 --> 00:43:12,333 We got the painting as agreed. We want to give it to Marco in person. 750 00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,957 Marco is a busy guy. 751 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:17,333 It's just like trying to get a meeting with the pope. 752 00:43:18,999 --> 00:43:23,123 Cico, we just spent £16,000,000 on a painting that should have cost six. 753 00:43:23,124 --> 00:43:24,498 Get us the fucking meeting. 754 00:43:24,499 --> 00:43:26,498 Yep, right. Okay, okay, okay. 755 00:43:26,499 --> 00:43:28,873 I'll talk to him, okay? I'll come back to you. 756 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,374 Yeah, make sure it happens. 757 00:43:31,041 --> 00:43:32,624 - Susie! - Fuck! 758 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:38,957 Oh, my son Tim was a bosun's mate He could blow the whistle... 759 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,208 Jack! Painting! 760 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,333 Fuck me! 761 00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:44,623 Jack, get in the fucking car! 762 00:43:44,624 --> 00:43:45,832 - Fuck! - Get in! 763 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:48,457 With your too-ri-ra 764 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:51,541 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum... 765 00:43:52,249 --> 00:43:53,166 Fuck off! 766 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,623 Go, go, go! Fuck! 767 00:43:56,624 --> 00:43:58,415 Oh, were you drunk or were you blind... 768 00:43:58,416 --> 00:43:59,582 Put your earpiece in, Jack. 769 00:43:59,583 --> 00:44:01,958 Two fine legs behind? 770 00:44:02,541 --> 00:44:04,915 Ochone, mavrone But you were a silly youth... 771 00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:07,582 We can't afford to lose that bloody picture, Geoffrey. 772 00:44:07,583 --> 00:44:09,082 With your too-ri-ra 773 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:12,332 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum... 774 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,915 Take the south stairs, see if you can steal a yard on 'em. 775 00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,124 Buchanan Street. 776 00:44:17,124 --> 00:44:20,541 They're heading for Buchanan Street. Take a right, see if we can cut 'em off. 777 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:27,416 I was neither drunk nor neither blind When I left my two fine legs behind... 778 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:29,499 Fuck off! 779 00:44:30,749 --> 00:44:32,208 Sharp left, Eddie. 780 00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:36,748 One down! 781 00:44:36,749 --> 00:44:40,790 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum... 782 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:42,499 Take a left. Cut down Lower Robert Street. 783 00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:49,458 Hurry up, Jack. 784 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:54,748 There's a rat run coming up on your right. Might be able to cut 'em off. 785 00:44:54,749 --> 00:44:56,207 Now I'll cross the raging main 786 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:59,249 To Napoleon Bonaparte And the Queen of Spain... 787 00:45:01,499 --> 00:45:03,373 Two down, two to go. 788 00:45:03,374 --> 00:45:05,290 They took away the legs Of a child of mine 789 00:45:05,291 --> 00:45:07,582 With a too-ri-ra 790 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:11,082 Fol-the-da Whack-fol-the-doodle, fol-the-di-dum... 791 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,624 Got every one, except the one with the fucking painting! 792 00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:19,999 Over here! 793 00:45:23,499 --> 00:45:25,916 You've got ten seconds to give me a name I'm happy with. 794 00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:27,623 Or what? 795 00:45:27,624 --> 00:45:30,541 What you gonna do? Suck my dick, you posh cunt. 796 00:45:32,124 --> 00:45:34,749 Wait, what you... Fuck you! 797 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:38,624 Yeah. You suck my dick, you cheeky cunt. 798 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:43,082 Tell you what, why don't you write down a name we're all happy with, 799 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:44,791 and no one has to suck anyone's dick? 800 00:45:58,374 --> 00:46:00,874 Spelling's atrocious. Is that a P or a B? 801 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:03,665 - B... - I'm guessing it's... 802 00:46:03,666 --> 00:46:04,874 Robert Brooks? 803 00:46:05,541 --> 00:46:06,540 Excuse... Excuse me? 804 00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:07,873 Famous art dealer? 805 00:46:07,874 --> 00:46:10,833 - Uh, yes, that's me. - Can I have a word? 806 00:46:14,624 --> 00:46:17,498 We know you hired a couple of hood rats to steal the painting. 807 00:46:17,499 --> 00:46:19,873 I'm an art dealer. I'm not a super villain. 808 00:46:19,874 --> 00:46:21,498 What I don't understand is, 809 00:46:21,499 --> 00:46:23,623 if you were planning on stealing the picture, 810 00:46:23,624 --> 00:46:25,249 why bother pushing the price up? 811 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:28,207 I swear to you, I wasn't pushing the price up. 812 00:46:28,208 --> 00:46:30,083 I was working on behalf of a certified buyer. 813 00:46:32,666 --> 00:46:34,416 - All right, sis? - Jack. 814 00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:36,458 Who's he? 815 00:46:37,916 --> 00:46:39,624 I said who's he? 816 00:46:48,583 --> 00:46:49,749 Can I have a word? 817 00:46:54,666 --> 00:46:57,123 - What the fuck is he doing here? - Don't blame me. 818 00:46:57,124 --> 00:47:01,165 It was the Duke that asked for him. Anyway, you wanted a result, didn't you? 819 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,165 I wanted results. I didn't want a mangled corpse. 820 00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:07,124 Last time that man punched someone in the liver, they died. 821 00:47:07,624 --> 00:47:09,624 You want me to introduce him to Organ John? 822 00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:12,041 We're just discussing it, darling. 823 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,915 Would you like to meet Organ John? 824 00:47:16,916 --> 00:47:19,708 I don't know. Who's Organ John? 825 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:23,665 Organ John is Organ John. 826 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,498 You see, John likes to refer to himself in the third person, 827 00:47:26,499 --> 00:47:29,833 and I'll let you do the math as to why we call him Organ John. 828 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,248 In short, John is good at getting results. 829 00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:33,541 Who the fuck is Organ John? 830 00:47:36,999 --> 00:47:38,582 I'm gonna be straight with you. 831 00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:42,708 John's more of a terminal solution to a temporary problem. 832 00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:48,415 One shot from him, and you'll be drowning. But from the inside. 833 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:51,916 Which will give us plenty of time to get the information from you that we need. 834 00:47:52,583 --> 00:47:54,707 No one likes to see someone leave this world 835 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,083 in such an inelegant fashion. 836 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,124 Fuck it! Fuck it, fuck it! 837 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:08,666 It wasn't my idea. I just... I was just doing a favor for a friend. 838 00:48:09,249 --> 00:48:10,916 And who would that friend be, Robert? 839 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:14,915 What's his name? 840 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,499 Oh. Flash Italian. 841 00:48:18,791 --> 00:48:20,208 Goes by the name of Gino de Bambi. 842 00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:29,373 By any wild stretch of the imagination, this wouldn't be Gino de Bambi, would it? 843 00:48:29,374 --> 00:48:32,458 Yeah, that's him. That's him. Gino de Bambi. 844 00:49:22,124 --> 00:49:23,291 Hello? 845 00:49:32,166 --> 00:49:34,083 {\an8}Mm. When in Lake Maggiore... 846 00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:39,208 - Quite the view. - Mm. 847 00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,373 Don't wanna mix business with pleasure, captain. 848 00:49:42,374 --> 00:49:45,207 Oh, no. I was simply admiring the panorama. 849 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:47,957 No, you were picturing what it would be like 850 00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:50,624 to have breakfast here after a night of passion with the countessa. 851 00:49:51,916 --> 00:49:54,583 Tell me, what do you like? Fleur de Mer? 852 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:57,998 Matching set? Dark red? 853 00:49:57,999 --> 00:49:59,583 Or maybe cream and white? 854 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:02,457 Actually, I was thinking something more ambitious. 855 00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,833 La Perla. Black. Peignoir. 856 00:50:05,333 --> 00:50:07,791 Classical silk. Diaphanous in presentation. 857 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,832 - Certainly very specific, Edward. - Well, I have a particular palate, Susan. 858 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,957 How do you ensure that palate is fulfilled? 859 00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:17,373 Well, I'm a captain. 860 00:50:17,374 --> 00:50:18,833 I'm used to giving orders. 861 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:23,291 I bet she'll be receptive and prepared to follow those orders. 862 00:50:26,374 --> 00:50:27,458 Incoming, Your Grace. 863 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:30,999 Eddie. 864 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,333 - Buongiorno. - Buongiorno. Susie. 865 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:36,791 I'm apologizing for my timekeeping. 866 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:41,291 But I trust, um... my staff looked after you? 867 00:50:41,874 --> 00:50:44,040 They looked after us very well. Thank you, Cico. 868 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,248 Where is your glamorous girlfriend, Bella? 869 00:50:46,249 --> 00:50:51,040 Ah, tonight she's in Monte Carlo. Tomorrow she's gonna fly to Paris. 870 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:53,165 You know, the hostess who's never home. 871 00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:56,416 And where, may we ask, is, uh, Mr. Moretti? 872 00:50:57,499 --> 00:51:00,207 You know, Eddie, he's not gonna make it. 873 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:02,748 - Just like my girlfriend, he's also busy. - Ah. 874 00:51:02,749 --> 00:51:05,332 Wasn't the most straightforward of operations. 875 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,998 There's the fruits of our labor. 876 00:51:06,999 --> 00:51:10,041 It's going to be money well spent, trust me. Marco's gonna love it. 877 00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:13,208 Only last night he told me how much he loves that Botticelli. 878 00:51:13,874 --> 00:51:16,791 He'd heard about the sale and regrets he didn't buy it. 879 00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:21,248 Good. Just a shame that he can't be here himself. 880 00:51:21,249 --> 00:51:22,083 I know. 881 00:51:22,583 --> 00:51:25,291 But, um, Eddie, my friend, look. 882 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:29,873 If you want, you can always leave the picture here. 883 00:51:29,874 --> 00:51:31,540 I'll make sure he gets your elegant gift. 884 00:51:31,541 --> 00:51:33,665 I think we'd rather give it to Marco ourselves. 885 00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:35,291 Since we've paid so much. 886 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:38,083 Well, he's a busy man. 887 00:51:38,624 --> 00:51:42,332 You know, I know how to use the right words with him. 888 00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:44,623 Choose the right moment. 889 00:51:44,624 --> 00:51:47,749 And his legs will open like the parting of the Red Sea. 890 00:51:50,124 --> 00:51:52,957 You never invited him here in the first place, did you, Cico? 891 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:56,124 Or do you prefer to be called Gino de Bambi? 892 00:52:02,374 --> 00:52:05,665 I, uh... I... I'm so sorry, but is there a problem here or something? 893 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:07,541 Yes, there is a problem. 894 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,957 We know the picture's yours. 895 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:12,665 We know the price was artificially inflated on your side. 896 00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:15,457 And that you hired kids to try and nick it once we'd bought it 897 00:52:15,458 --> 00:52:18,248 so we'd never get the chance to give it to Marco ourselves. 898 00:52:18,249 --> 00:52:22,707 Fortunately, your subcontractors ended up being as unreliable as you are. 899 00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:26,665 They did that because the entire enterprise is invention. 900 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:31,249 So, where would you like to go from here, Cico? 901 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:36,458 Okay. 902 00:52:41,958 --> 00:52:44,998 You think you can tell me what to do? 903 00:52:44,999 --> 00:52:46,833 A couple of salad sellers? 904 00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:48,873 You wanna take me on? 905 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:50,874 You wanna take the fucking Mafia on? 906 00:52:51,874 --> 00:52:55,457 Why don't we ask Marco what exactly you do for the Mafia? 907 00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,666 And how are we going to do that, Eddie? 908 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:01,457 Well, we're gonna ask him ourselves. 909 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,040 I think that's him right now, isn't it? 910 00:53:04,041 --> 00:53:05,499 - Believe so. - Mm. 911 00:53:07,333 --> 00:53:11,873 You see, because you didn't call him, we did. And we brought him up to speed. 912 00:53:11,874 --> 00:53:15,499 And you're right. He's very excited about the painting. 913 00:53:16,624 --> 00:53:18,166 First he'd heard of it, apparently. 914 00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:22,666 Fuck. 915 00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:39,749 Quiet. Be quiet now. Uh, the grown-ups are talking now. 916 00:53:48,624 --> 00:53:51,415 Eddie, nice to meet you. Thank you for your call. 917 00:53:51,416 --> 00:53:53,457 I'm sorry we are meeting like this. 918 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:57,873 How should we resolve this situation? 919 00:53:57,874 --> 00:53:59,041 Mr. Moretti, 920 00:53:59,708 --> 00:54:01,998 this is your country, your rules. 921 00:54:01,999 --> 00:54:06,249 And I'm confident that you are best placed to decide the appropriate outcome. 922 00:54:08,624 --> 00:54:10,832 But in my experience, uh, 923 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:15,083 kindness is always mistaken for weakness. 924 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:20,124 Cico, you are a snake. 925 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,499 Pretty to look at. Dirty to touch. 926 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:27,333 It hurts me because it will hurt my goddaughter. 927 00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:31,124 And I think you don't know where is your place in the food chain. 928 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:32,916 So, 929 00:54:34,208 --> 00:54:35,458 I will show you. 930 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:58,666 Cico was always a... a messy guy. 931 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,624 Maybe this is the fitting end for him. 932 00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:06,248 So moving forward, we could, uh, come to an understanding. 933 00:55:06,249 --> 00:55:08,957 - You appreciate that, don't you? - Of course. 934 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,415 This operation you have set up 935 00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:16,915 within the grounds of my goddaughter's estate, eh, 936 00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:19,623 if I well understand, there are others like it? 937 00:55:19,624 --> 00:55:21,290 Well, as it happens, 938 00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:24,832 we are keen to set up further operations in the south, 939 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:30,332 in the fullness of time, with someone that we, uh, could rely upon. 940 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:33,499 Oof. We could help a lot in the south. 941 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,791 How about five million a month for your protection and support? 942 00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,499 Thank you. 943 00:55:58,166 --> 00:55:59,208 Enzo! 944 00:56:07,208 --> 00:56:08,291 Fifteen. 945 00:56:15,499 --> 00:56:16,541 Seven and a half. 946 00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:21,499 Ten. 947 00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:27,458 Can he be trusted? 948 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:51,373 I look forward to doing business. 949 00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:53,749 Can the Duke be trusted? 950 00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:16,166 Enzo! 951 00:57:38,208 --> 00:57:39,166 Right.