1 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:46,450 Cheers. 2 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:15,760 Thank you. 3 00:02:49,550 --> 00:02:51,170 You see this line? 4 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,210 This is your lifeline. 5 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,210 You see how long it is? 6 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,050 You're going to be a hundred. 7 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:00,550 And it just goes on and on and on. 8 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,010 Living long is fine, but how? 9 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:04,370 How? 10 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:06,170 You will be happy. 11 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:11,370 As you see, your love line is just as long as your lifeline. 12 00:03:11,830 --> 00:03:14,870 Fantastic. Means I'm going to love as long as I live. 13 00:03:15,210 --> 00:03:16,370 Where does it say that? 14 00:03:17,290 --> 00:03:18,370 Here. See? 15 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:26,130 You're going to meet a stranger in the most unusual and peculiar circumstances. 16 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:29,730 You mean strange peculiar or strange crazy? 17 00:03:30,990 --> 00:03:31,990 Both. 18 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:34,150 I don't know if I like that. 19 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:35,770 Oh, you'll like it. 20 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:37,670 He has money. 21 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,430 I like it. 22 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:41,590 I see. 23 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,030 I see. 24 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,910 No, it's kind of blurred. 25 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,470 A strange meeting. 26 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:50,850 You said that, go on. 27 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:52,470 I see. 28 00:03:52,810 --> 00:03:55,870 I... I see. 29 00:03:56,730 --> 00:03:58,010 Yes? Yes? 30 00:03:59,370 --> 00:04:01,070 I see water. 31 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:05,430 It's... But the image is obscured by water. 32 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:09,130 What's obscured? Me, him, the money. 33 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:12,810 No, no, it's clear. The money. The money's clear. 34 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,550 Where does it say that? Show me my money, Ma. 35 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:18,570 Here, right here. See? This line running down. 36 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:20,029 Where? Which one? 37 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:21,230 This one. 38 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:22,990 You see? 39 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,590 They all meet together. 40 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:29,770 Your lifeline, your love line, and your money line. 41 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,950 I'll be goddamned, they do. 42 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:37,050 They absolutely do. They all meet here in this one place. 43 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:39,410 I'll be goddamned. 44 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,680 Wow, what a mess. 45 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,600 God. 46 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,400 I've been at some party. 47 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,520 I can't seem to remember anything about last night. 48 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,560 Nothing. 49 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,180 Oh my god. 50 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,780 Even my tits are sagging. 51 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,840 Oh well. 52 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:20,850 Silicone, here I come. 53 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:27,430 It's not sagging, it's dragging. 54 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,450 I gotta tone up my muscles. 55 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:33,490 From now on, I'm gonna get on top. 56 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,170 That's where you get all the exercise. 57 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,690 Thanks, I needed that. 58 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:24,390 I thought he was dead. 59 00:07:24,690 --> 00:07:25,770 Well, not dead anyway. 60 00:07:26,590 --> 00:07:27,590 Well, who is he? 61 00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:30,890 How would I know? He wasn't here when I went to bed last night. Well, I don't 62 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:31,589 know him. 63 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:34,730 Honey, he was so drunk when you came in last night, he didn't even know me. 64 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:36,950 True. 65 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,990 I wonder if he's the guy that took me home. 66 00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,810 What are we going to do with him? 67 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,870 Well, let's get him the hell out of here. 68 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:47,630 Go ahead and get in. 69 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:50,120 Grab hold of his other arm. 70 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:53,960 Yeah. 71 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:55,820 But he's all wet. 72 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,400 Well, that's what water usually does. 73 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,920 Well, take his clothes off and throw them in the dryer. 74 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,820 Oh, I don't think they'll fit in the dryer. 75 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,820 Oh, not him. His clothes. 76 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,040 Grab hold of his feet. 77 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,120 Ah! 78 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,960 Turn off the damn water. 79 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,160 Thanks. I needed that. 80 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:19,180 Come on, let's get him out of here. 81 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:26,920 Look, he's got the shake. 82 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,040 Oh, he's probably cold. 83 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,360 Maybe this will help. 84 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:32,860 What are you doing? Will you put that thing down? 85 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:38,280 Get over there and take off his coat. I'll get his pants. 86 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,299 How come you always get to do the good stuff? 87 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,280 Because I'm older. Oh, yes, ma 'am. 88 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:53,990 You're involved with something dangerous, something strange. 89 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:57,910 It has to do with guns and money. 90 00:09:58,210 --> 00:09:59,730 Who? Little old me? 91 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:04,770 Yes, I feel it. The vibration. 92 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:06,950 It's dangerous. 93 00:10:08,110 --> 00:10:09,350 In this room? 94 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:16,260 Whoever you take care of yourself, don't speak to anyone. 95 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,400 And don't get drunk. 96 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:19,640 I don't drink. 97 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,720 I see it. The danger here. 98 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,180 How does it turn out? 99 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,140 You get the money. 100 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:29,700 That's a good start. 101 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,440 I see all this danger in you. 102 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:41,720 A tall, dark, handsome man. 103 00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:56,020 I'll just grab you. Not where I'd like to grab you. 104 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:57,540 Cut it out. 105 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,400 I'll try over there. 106 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,080 Okay. Bring her over. I'll grab her, too. 107 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,540 Wrong. She's straight as an arrow. 108 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:11,100 Somewhere, somehow, sometime, everyone bends a little. 109 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,520 Not her. 110 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,400 Want to bet? 111 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,140 A hundred dollars? 112 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,580 Okay. 113 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,580 And another hundred, I'll have her in the bedroom in five minutes. 114 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400 You got it. 115 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,520 And five minutes after that, she'll be on the bed with me. 116 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,240 You got another hundred. 117 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,600 Five minutes after that, I'll be bawling her. 118 00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,360 That'll get you another hundred. 119 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,400 Then you can join us. 120 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,820 And that'll get you another hundred. 121 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,680 You're going to owe me $500 in 15 minutes. 122 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,780 How do I check my bed? 123 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,520 Open the bedroom door every five minutes. 124 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:05,780 I will. 125 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:10,820 I will. 126 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,339 Stop it. 127 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,680 What's the matter? Don't you like it? 128 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,220 Of course I like it. Then why stop? 129 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,960 It's two things. 130 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,540 Not for me. 131 00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:27,120 Well, it is for me. I like to have a little bit of fun before I enjoy myself. 132 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,360 Oh, is something wrong? 133 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,820 Oh, excuse me. I don't know my way around. 134 00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:38,860 Are you all right? 135 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:43,080 I really don't feel well. I must lie down somewhere. 136 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:44,580 Well, here, honey. 137 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,020 I'll help you. Let me show you the way to the bedroom. Oh, thank you. You're so 138 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,020 kind. 139 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,820 Frank, I'm taking this poor girl to the bedroom. 140 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,980 Just lie down for a moment. 141 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,400 There goes that first hundred bucks. 142 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,740 Oh, here, let me loosen this for you. 143 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:21,619 What started? 144 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,280 That man who attacked me. 145 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,160 What man? What happened? 146 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:30,820 He raped me. And he was a married man with a wife in the other room. 147 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,380 That bastard. They're all alike. 148 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,460 Please, could I have a glass of water? 149 00:13:37,940 --> 00:13:39,020 Sure. Here. 150 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,060 Why don't you try to take a nap and relax and forget the whole thing? You'll 151 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,440 feel better. Oh, please, don't leave me alone. 152 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,780 I'm too frightened. 153 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,500 Now, now, no one's going to bother you. I'm here. 154 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,780 Oh, I just can't thank you enough for all your help. And I don't even know 155 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:12,540 name. Annie, now just lie down and take it easy. I'll sit here for a minute with 156 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:13,920 you. Oh, I'm so frightened. 157 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,500 Could I, could you please, could you just lie down next to me for a few 158 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,080 Oh. I don't think that would be necessary. 159 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,620 Please, just for a little while. 160 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,920 Oh, all right, but just for a moment. 161 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:39,640 You're so kind. I can't tell you how much I appreciate what you're doing for 162 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,840 That's all right. Just lay here and close your eyes and try to relax. 163 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,300 You can't believe the nerve of that man. 164 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,500 I just can't get over it. 165 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200 Who was it? 166 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:54,060 I never did find out his name. What did he look like? 167 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,940 He was a big man, about 6 '2". What color hair? 168 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,780 Black, and he had a mustache and beard. 169 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,180 And he wore black flame glasses. 170 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:07,340 Did he have a red handkerchief in his breast pocket? 171 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,060 Yes, yes he did. 172 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,700 I remember that handkerchief very well. 173 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,720 Did you notice him? 174 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,060 I sure did. How come? 175 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,780 That son of a bitch is my husband. 176 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,260 Oh, no. 177 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:24,980 I'm sorry. 178 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,800 Oh, I don't know what to say. 179 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,920 Can you ever forgive me? 180 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,420 Oh, please, please forgive me. I didn't know. 181 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,340 Just tell me exactly what did the bastard do? 182 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,180 Oh, forget it. It was nothing. 183 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,200 I made too much of it. 184 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,140 I insist that you tell me what he did. 185 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:57,000 As if I didn't know. I asked him to leave, but instead he locked the door. 186 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,380 He said he wanted to dry me off. 187 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,240 Then what did he do? 188 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,220 Oh, really, it doesn't matter. Forget it. 189 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,340 It matters to me. 190 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,200 What exactly did he do? 191 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,960 I said I'd get a towel, but he said he had a better way. 192 00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:21,460 Yes? 193 00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:28,210 Then he... Then he... Tell me, what did he do? 194 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:33,190 He said... He said he'd lick it up, like this. 195 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:42,850 He said he'd lick me dry. 196 00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:45,570 His excuse was that the champagne was too good to waste. 197 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:50,170 I can assure you that son of a bitch wasn't interested in the champagne. 198 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,190 I pushed him away and said I was going to scream. 199 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:57,050 But he said he just had to keep me quiet. So he kissed me hard in the mouth 200 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,050 this. 201 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:02,650 There goes my second hug, big buck. 202 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,869 And while he was kissing me, he had my arm pinned. 203 00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,849 And with his free hand, he took my dress off. 204 00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,069 Then his hand went down here. 205 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,670 And before I could scream, he kissed me again. 206 00:17:27,869 --> 00:17:31,750 I pulled away from him, but he grabbed me. And he pulled my head down on his 207 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,750 open fly. 208 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,070 Oh that's okay. 209 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,600 I've never done this without hair before. 210 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,800 Oh, it's so beautiful. 211 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,120 There goes the third hundred. 212 00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,500 I better get my money's worth. 213 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,460 Oh, come on, baby, lie down. 214 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,180 Oh, come on. 215 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,570 Betty, that's not nice. 216 00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:29,590 You shouldn't be doing things like that now. 217 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,920 Well, I'm just trying to keep him warm. 218 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:38,520 But Betty, you don't have any clothes on. How can you keep him warm? 219 00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,140 The cover's alone. 220 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,660 Why don't you get in on the other side? We'll get him a heat sandwich. 221 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,420 Oh, we'll get you some warm. 222 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:52,220 What the hell are you doing? 223 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,620 You said eat him. 224 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,580 Not eat. 225 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,840 Heat. H -E. 226 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,730 P -A -T, like unto warm? 227 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,730 Oh, I get it, like a TV dinner. 228 00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,210 First heat, then eat. 229 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:08,870 Oh. 230 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,230 Oh, 231 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,010 nice and warm. 232 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:34,580 and so gentle. 233 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,040 Oh, I wish I had a man, too. 234 00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:40,640 I could do it with both of you. 235 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,200 Come on up here, baby. 236 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:07,340 You son of a bitch. You laugh. Get the hell out of here. 237 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,120 Call first, fight later. 238 00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,660 Why, you low down. 239 00:22:40,970 --> 00:22:41,970 It feels warm. 240 00:22:42,370 --> 00:22:43,770 Might even be getting hot. 241 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,690 Sun warm too. 242 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,540 We'll be right back. 243 00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:27,990 Yeah! 244 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:07,490 um um 245 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,160 Anybody want some more? 246 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:21,540 Not right now. Oh, maybe just a little bit. 247 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,320 A little rest, a little bit. 248 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,360 I just lost 10 pounds. 249 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:36,530 Here you are, my friend. 250 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,810 Thank you. You want it fair and square. 251 00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:41,490 And what the hell is this all about? 252 00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,250 None of your damn business. 253 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:49,370 And as soon as she leaves, you and I are going to have a little talk about your 254 00:32:49,370 --> 00:32:50,370 lesbian tendencies. 255 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:54,850 To hell with my tendencies, you rapist! 256 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,170 Excuse me, folks, but I think I hear my exit line. 257 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:15,860 That was a perfect setup. 258 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:20,120 She was hungry for money, and we were hungry for her. 259 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,600 Let's get dressed and do it again. 260 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:26,640 Oh, hey, slow down. 261 00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:28,820 I'm only flesh and blood. 262 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:33,680 Besides, that little joke cost a lot of money. 263 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,780 Oh, what good is money if we can't use it for our pleasure? 264 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,360 Right on. 265 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:45,030 And especially this money. 266 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:47,790 Oh, no, Frank. 267 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:49,230 You didn't. 268 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:52,430 Right. It was a counterfeit. 269 00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,990 The shipment I got yesterday. 270 00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:59,190 Oh, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. 271 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:03,850 A counterfeit ball. 272 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,310 That's beautiful, baby. 273 00:34:22,699 --> 00:34:25,340 Here they are. Five $100 bills. 274 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:26,580 Good. 275 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,400 Good. 276 00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,860 Where's my reward? 277 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,880 Oh, I'll give it to you. 278 00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:33,420 Personally. 279 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,780 Just as soon as I take care of this little job. 280 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,440 Don't move. 281 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,800 Don't move. 282 00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:54,600 You'll be coming and going at the same time. 283 00:34:55,199 --> 00:34:56,739 What is this all about? 284 00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:58,740 You're both under arrest. 285 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,040 Of what? 286 00:35:00,060 --> 00:35:07,040 For prostitution, lewd conduct, immoral acts. And the one I like best is passing 287 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,140 counterfeit money. 288 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,920 You're crazy. 289 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,080 You got no witness, do you? 290 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,840 What do I look like? Finished? 291 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,940 It's a frame. It's a frame. 292 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,640 See your identification. 293 00:35:25,940 --> 00:35:26,940 Frank! 294 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,140 You bastard! You can't do that! 295 00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:33,660 Now wait till you see the surprise that we've got next for you. 296 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:58,660 Let that be a lesson to you. Don't jump into any more showers with your clothes 297 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:00,500 on unless you can be drip -dried. 298 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,260 It was worth it. 299 00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:05,220 Everything I had when I came in is now smaller. 300 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,680 I like small things. 301 00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,460 Thanks. I needed that. 302 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,020 Next time you come, why don't you try using the street door instead of the 303 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,280 shower? Yeah, right on. 304 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,900 Thank you. 305 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,540 How come you didn't get away? 306 00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:21,820 He'll be back. 307 00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:28,270 Excuse me, I think I left my wallet here. 308 00:36:28,890 --> 00:36:31,850 You did, and I found it. Thanks. May I have it? 309 00:36:32,370 --> 00:36:34,050 Remember what you said before you left? 310 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:37,210 Everything I had when I came in is now smaller? 311 00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:38,730 Yes, but I was joking. 312 00:36:39,970 --> 00:36:41,210 How's this for a joke? 313 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:47,950 It shrank. 314 00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,210 Just like your suit. 315 00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:51,990 Wait a minute. What about the money? 316 00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:55,610 Just like your suit. 317 00:36:56,350 --> 00:36:59,090 Well, now we know how the American Donald had shrunk. 318 00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,590 Herbert, I'm really sorry everything on you shrunk. 319 00:37:04,030 --> 00:37:05,070 Well, to hell with it. 320 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:07,050 Let's see if we can make things stretch again. 321 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:14,490 Well, why not? Take off your little coat and your little pants and your weird 322 00:37:14,490 --> 00:37:16,770 shirt and pull at you a little quick. 323 00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:21,030 I'm just trying to get a shoe off. Thanks, I needed that. 324 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:22,610 You're welcome. 325 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:33,040 Here, Margie, your turn. Maybe you'll have better luck. 326 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,700 Anything exciting? 327 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,820 Nothing big. Everything turned out rather small. 328 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,420 Everyone expects everything big. 329 00:37:43,220 --> 00:37:45,220 I don't. Take my hand. 330 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,820 I see. 331 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,760 You see this line? This is what I call a danger line. 332 00:37:57,820 --> 00:37:59,340 Danger? From what? 333 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,700 Not from what. From who? 334 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,500 I see a dark, mysterious stranger. 335 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:12,280 I see airplanes, a mission, a dangerous mission. 336 00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:16,700 I haven't been on a dangerous mission since I went to unemployment. 337 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:19,860 You are in danger. 338 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,680 You are a courier. 339 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,580 You imagine yourself as a female James Bond. 340 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:30,500 Me? James Bond? 341 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,440 Never. I'm really not the type. 342 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,220 You are in danger. 343 00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:43,080 It's subconsciously you always thought of yourself as a female James Bond. 344 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,020 Your hands say so. 345 00:40:56,759 --> 00:40:58,560 Welcome back. You're just in time. 346 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,420 Okay, so much for the social amenities. 347 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,760 Where is it? 348 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,440 Where's the diamond? 349 00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:08,198 Find it. 350 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,760 Look, don't you play games with me. 351 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,880 But think of all the fun we can have. 352 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,680 Once more and once more only. 353 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,140 Where is it? 354 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,120 Find it. 355 00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:21,860 Okay. 356 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,540 Okay, if that's the way you want it. 357 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:25,900 Chinese theater. 358 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:35,550 All right, take off your coat. 359 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,030 You do it. 360 00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:40,670 Lady, you're starting to try my patience. Now you take off that coat. 361 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,550 Where is it? 362 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,890 All right, where is it? 363 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:00,230 Find it. 364 00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:09,610 Geez, a little tenderness will go a long way. 365 00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:12,490 Well, I'm sorry my hands are so rough. 366 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:14,610 Your mouth is softer. 367 00:42:16,010 --> 00:42:17,550 Anything to oblige. 368 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,610 All right, where is it? 369 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,010 Behind it. Okay. 370 00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:34,510 Take off the drip. 371 00:42:42,950 --> 00:42:44,810 Aren't you afraid of causing an accident? 372 00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:48,290 Lady, the only accident you've got to worry about is whether or not this gun 373 00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,890 goes off. Now, you take that dress off! 374 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:03,310 All right. 375 00:43:04,730 --> 00:43:07,030 You going to tell me where it is, or do I have to find it myself? 376 00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:08,710 Find it yourself. 377 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,210 All right, if you insist. 378 00:43:13,130 --> 00:43:14,930 But not with your fingers, please. 379 00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:16,810 All right. 380 00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:18,570 I'll do you one better. 381 00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:31,190 No, I don't feel anything. 382 00:43:31,590 --> 00:43:32,890 I do. 383 00:43:33,090 --> 00:43:34,090 Keep it up. 384 00:43:35,830 --> 00:43:37,090 No, there's nothing in there. 385 00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:40,710 Don't be so modest. I feel something. 386 00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:42,580 You're not looking for anything. 387 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,760 That's what you think. 388 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,250 Swift! There's nothing in there I don't feel a thing. 389 00:45:34,070 --> 00:45:35,070 I do. 390 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,150 Keep it up. 391 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:44,050 Now listen, dammit. If I don't find it, I'm going to tear you inside out. 392 00:45:44,270 --> 00:45:45,270 Oh, marvelous. 393 00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:47,530 Do it. 394 00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:49,410 Do it. 395 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,660 What would you like to do when the party is over? Have a party. 396 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:06,620 Oh, can't we go someplace? 397 00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,700 Sure, let's go home and go to bed. 398 00:48:09,740 --> 00:48:11,900 Does there always have to be the bed? 399 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,320 Somehow it just seems to lend itself to what I have in mind. 400 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:19,600 Listen, weekend comes up. 401 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:21,480 Why don't we go somewhere? 402 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,320 Okay, as long as there's a bed nearby. 403 00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:30,120 We could go on a boat, fly a plane. 404 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:31,920 Ride a horse? 405 00:48:31,940 --> 00:48:33,660 I've never done it on a horse before. 406 00:48:35,020 --> 00:48:36,480 Can't you think anything else? 407 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,720 Sure. I've never done it on a boat either. 408 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:41,160 Oh, you're impossible. 409 00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:43,840 As a matter of fact, I've never even done it on a plane. 410 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,540 We have no boat, no horse, and no plane. 411 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,700 We're back where we started from. 412 00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:55,100 That is what? 413 00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:56,540 We own a bed. 414 00:49:03,150 --> 00:49:05,310 I hope I'm not presuming, but would you mind? 415 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:11,730 Well, I'm a little tired, but I guess I can handle one more. Oh, thank you. 416 00:49:13,230 --> 00:49:18,290 I see that you have a long life, and it's strong. 417 00:49:20,110 --> 00:49:21,990 There's outdoors. 418 00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:29,350 There's sort of a park or a stranger 419 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:30,850 that you're going to meet. 420 00:49:31,790 --> 00:49:33,770 I always ride my bicycle in the park. 421 00:49:34,510 --> 00:49:35,510 I see. 422 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,070 An accident. 423 00:49:38,390 --> 00:49:39,390 An accident? 424 00:49:39,630 --> 00:49:41,350 Uh -uh. No more bike riding. 425 00:49:41,610 --> 00:49:48,490 No, no, no. It's not an accident. It's just that, well, there's money. 426 00:49:50,710 --> 00:49:52,530 That's always worth looking into. 427 00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:54,830 No. 428 00:49:55,110 --> 00:49:56,730 It always happens. 429 00:51:56,430 --> 00:51:57,430 Are you okay? 430 00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,350 No, I'm not, all right? Look at my knee. 431 00:52:00,530 --> 00:52:03,590 It's my fault. What a mess. I admit it. It's my fault. Oh, God. 432 00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:08,950 Listen, what can I say? I admit it. I'm sorry. It's my fault. 433 00:52:09,970 --> 00:52:11,650 No, I don't need your help. 434 00:52:11,970 --> 00:52:12,990 I didn't do it. 435 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:14,330 Help. 436 00:52:14,470 --> 00:52:15,470 Are you okay? 437 00:52:16,330 --> 00:52:18,590 No. I'm going to get the bike up for you. 438 00:52:20,550 --> 00:52:23,570 Thanks a lot. Just let me have my bike, please. I'm sorry. 439 00:52:24,370 --> 00:52:25,288 Oh, great. 440 00:52:25,290 --> 00:52:26,430 The wheel's stuck. It's broken. 441 00:52:27,030 --> 00:52:29,030 Now what am I going to do? How am I going to get home? 442 00:52:29,270 --> 00:52:32,650 Listen, let me get the bike repaired for you. My car's right over here. 443 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:35,590 We'll take it. You better pay for it. Of course. 444 00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:37,269 All right. 445 00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:38,270 Okay? 446 00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:44,170 This is my car right here. 447 00:52:48,450 --> 00:52:50,590 Now how would you like me to dash up your car? 448 00:52:51,590 --> 00:52:52,890 I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. 449 00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:55,860 Again, I apologize. 450 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,840 Take your bike over and get it repaired, okay? 451 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,680 Be careful. Don't ruin it anymore. 452 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,180 Listen, I'm really sorry. 453 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:36,940 Again, I can't say how sorry I am about that whole thing. Well, you ought to be. 454 00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:39,440 Oh, what a mess. 455 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,520 At least let me take you home and get it fixed up. Oh, come on. 456 00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,020 That's all I need. 457 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:50,360 Why don't we go over to my place and I can... Oh, come on. I don't need a line 458 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,360 after this. 459 00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:57,140 Well, at least let me buy you lunch. Fine. Take me to the bus to our bike 460 00:53:57,140 --> 00:54:00,130 and... I can take a cab or something. 461 00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:05,970 No, I insist that I at least buy you some lunch. How's that? 462 00:54:10,770 --> 00:54:12,790 Come on now, don't be like that. 463 00:54:13,950 --> 00:54:16,730 Come on. I'll fix you one of my specialties. 464 00:54:18,690 --> 00:54:20,070 I'm a gourmet, you know that. 465 00:54:23,290 --> 00:54:24,290 What's for lunch? 466 00:54:25,370 --> 00:54:26,650 I don't know. 467 00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:48,090 Now, here's the way it is. 468 00:54:48,550 --> 00:54:53,290 I can arrest both of you for passing counterfeit money, resisting arrest, 469 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:56,490 attacking an officer, and practicing prostitution. 470 00:54:57,370 --> 00:55:04,050 But I will drop all charges as long as you give this young lady here the money, 471 00:55:04,150 --> 00:55:06,090 the real money that she won on that bet. 472 00:55:19,740 --> 00:55:20,740 300? 473 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:22,340 That's all? 474 00:55:22,540 --> 00:55:25,980 Aw, come on, you can do better than that. Here, let me help you. 475 00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:36,140 One, two, three, four, five... 2 ,000. 476 00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:40,780 And, uh, these are the real ones, right? 477 00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:42,420 Right. 478 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,240 Here, April. 479 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,240 Only 100? 480 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,580 But that's only 50. 481 00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,400 See, I'm sorry. 482 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,980 It's the smallest I got. And this guy only carries big bills. 483 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:05,200 Yeah, but you said I was going to get lit. 484 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,240 I'll hold on to this. 485 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000 Evidence. 486 00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:25,000 You sure got a sweet ass. 487 00:57:08,490 --> 00:57:09,790 It's called access. 488 00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:37,350 You son of a bitch. I want the money. 489 00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:39,020 All of it. 490 00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:40,560 Now get out. 491 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,120 Very slowly. 492 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:58,360 No cheap punk is going to double -cross me. Oh, hey. 493 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,660 Hey, come on. I was only kidding. It was a joke. 494 00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:03,660 You're going to get paid off. 495 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,860 I always get paid off. 496 00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:07,970 In real money, too. 497 00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:09,910 And so will you. 498 00:58:10,130 --> 00:58:11,130 Now, please. 499 00:58:11,330 --> 00:58:13,650 Please, you know me. It was a joke. 500 00:58:14,350 --> 00:58:19,490 I'm laughing. Hey, Gunther, he was only joking. So why ain't you laughing? 501 00:58:55,020 --> 00:58:56,120 That's the end of the joke. 502 00:59:12,420 --> 00:59:15,020 I don't know what you did, but that was sure some dream. 503 00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:16,640 I didn't do anything. 504 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:21,020 I just suggested it. And let your own fantasies take over. 505 01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:33,160 You madman! You killed him! 506 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,120 You had it coming. 507 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,840 Now, where's the diamond? 508 01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:39,220 Here. Take it and go. 509 01:00:41,220 --> 01:00:44,540 Not until I get my share of what I saw in the rearview mirror. 510 01:00:45,020 --> 01:00:47,140 Not here in front of the Chinese theater. 511 01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:49,240 You didn't object doing it with him. 512 01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,620 I had no choice. 513 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:54,880 You ain't got no choice with me either. 514 01:02:11,790 --> 01:02:13,430 Oh, that was some kind of trip. 515 01:02:15,010 --> 01:02:16,230 Where did I lose you? 516 01:02:17,110 --> 01:02:18,250 Somewhere at the airport. 517 01:02:19,130 --> 01:02:21,930 I can't figure out how I ended up at the theater. 518 01:02:23,430 --> 01:02:25,470 Hmm. What was playing there? 519 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,570 Diamonds are a girl's best friend. 520 01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:30,450 That's a song. 521 01:02:31,210 --> 01:02:34,030 True. And you know, I believe it. 522 01:03:23,630 --> 01:03:25,630 Your robe is on the towel rack. 523 01:03:26,410 --> 01:03:27,410 Thank you. 524 01:03:31,010 --> 01:03:32,310 How'd you like the shower? 525 01:03:32,990 --> 01:03:34,630 Fantastic. Felt so good. 526 01:04:19,430 --> 01:04:20,430 Wow, this is interesting. 527 01:04:22,130 --> 01:04:24,670 Well, I don't know if this thing can do with the... No, really. 528 01:04:24,890 --> 01:04:27,170 This is where I do my editing on the film editor. 529 01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:32,230 Hmm. What's this? I've never seen one. Oh, this is called a movie oil. This is 530 01:04:32,230 --> 01:04:33,890 where we do the editing of the film. 531 01:04:34,730 --> 01:04:35,730 Looks complex. 532 01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:39,190 Listen, why don't you sit down and I'll show you how it works. 533 01:04:39,430 --> 01:04:40,430 Okay. Okay? 534 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,510 Looks like a car or something. Oh, my gosh. 535 01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:48,370 Channels and all. 536 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,340 Gadgets? 537 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,680 This is the soundtrack. 538 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:09,140 Listen to the film. 539 01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:12,080 What we do is sync the vocals together. 540 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:18,180 Sync? Yeah, that's where we put the soundtrack with the film. We match it 541 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,620 The screen's awfully small. How can you tell what it's really like? 542 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:29,680 I have a film inside the projection room. Why don't we take a look at that 543 01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:32,400 Okay. Is it a regular movie? 544 01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:33,940 Of course. 545 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,100 What's it about? 546 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,760 Look. 547 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,300 What else is there? Right on. 548 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:48,100 I'll be right in. I'm putting the projector on automatic. 549 01:06:01,870 --> 01:06:02,870 I kinda hope you're gonna like this. 550 01:06:04,930 --> 01:06:05,788 You're late. 551 01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:07,430 I'm sorry, the rehearsal ran late. 552 01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:47,840 Oh, it's one of those kind of films. 553 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:49,700 Love? 554 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:52,560 Right on. 555 01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,380 She's pretty. 556 01:06:57,980 --> 01:06:58,980 Not as pretty as you. 557 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:02,780 If I'd known you then, you would have been in there. 558 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:04,860 I'm not an actress. 559 01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:07,680 I'll be the judge of that. 560 01:07:19,850 --> 01:07:20,850 Are you acting now? 561 01:07:21,650 --> 01:07:23,250 I told you I can't act. 562 01:07:36,310 --> 01:07:38,550 Wait a minute. What about the piano player? 563 01:07:39,050 --> 01:07:40,770 Oh, don't worry about him. Let him get his own girl. 564 01:07:41,030 --> 01:07:42,030 No. 565 01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:44,870 Listen, he plays for me all the time. 566 01:07:45,350 --> 01:07:46,350 Don't worry about him. 567 01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:48,890 Okay. 568 01:07:57,710 --> 01:07:58,710 No, really. 569 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:01,610 The piano player makes me nervous. 570 01:08:02,030 --> 01:08:03,030 Well, come on over. 571 01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:05,090 Look, I'll introduce you to him. Okay. 572 01:08:06,290 --> 01:08:12,410 And this is, uh, 573 01:08:12,650 --> 01:08:14,810 what's his name, the piano player. 574 01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:16,850 Hi. 575 01:08:18,109 --> 01:08:21,189 Pianos always fascinate me. I have a fantasy about him. 576 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:23,109 Very sensuous. 577 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,620 The piano is going to play the penny. 578 01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:00,080 The f - 579 01:09:39,529 --> 01:09:40,529 Thank you. 580 01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,020 Fantastic. 581 01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:56,980 What was that all about? 582 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:00,340 I just got a musical education. 583 01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:25,330 I'll dance with you. 584 01:17:02,630 --> 01:17:03,930 96B, take 3, 41. 585 01:17:15,110 --> 01:17:20,270 What are you doing? 586 01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:23,430 Have I got from one boob to the other? Alec? 587 01:17:24,270 --> 01:17:26,090 Do I have from one boob to the other? 588 01:17:27,130 --> 01:17:28,130 Okay. 589 01:17:42,639 --> 01:17:45,260 I can't believe it. I forgot. 590 01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:49,000 Don't break up. We're rolling. Keep going. 591 01:18:27,500 --> 01:18:29,280 I'm not going to do another sex scene, Harry. 592 01:18:31,180 --> 01:18:32,180 What's your problem? 593 01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:33,260 I'm going to bite it. 594 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:34,720 I take it all back. 595 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:39,980 Let's work out a triangle here.