1 00:01:09,973 --> 00:01:12,567 - It's the butcher. - Everyone's here but Hitler. 2 00:02:01,933 --> 00:02:03,844 Gentlemen, excuse me for being late. 3 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:07,925 - There was a matter I had to eliminate. - As must we. 4 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:15,242 He is a danger to the party and the German people and must be eliminated. 5 00:02:16,093 --> 00:02:20,245 Only you and Himmler are allowed to get near him. 6 00:02:20,453 --> 00:02:24,412 If you hadn't blundered the first time, we wouldn't be in this position now. 7 00:02:24,573 --> 00:02:28,043 If it could be done, it should be done by you, mein Herr GeneraI. 8 00:02:28,213 --> 00:02:31,808 - You are the only one. - Do not worry. 9 00:02:31,973 --> 00:02:33,770 I will save Germany. 10 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:53,407 Better make the green, partner. We need it for the money. 11 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,133 You can take this one to the bank. 12 00:03:06,613 --> 00:03:08,092 Fine shot, Worden. 13 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:16,448 Sure be glad when this war has ended. 14 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:20,049 So we can putt without being blown up. 15 00:03:20,213 --> 00:03:22,204 Well, that could be a while coming. 16 00:03:22,373 --> 00:03:25,285 A few more months, it'll all be over. 17 00:03:25,453 --> 00:03:27,011 Not if the Heinies kill Hitler. 18 00:03:27,653 --> 00:03:29,371 What are you talking about? 19 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,842 We are not certain, but our intelligence reports... 20 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,891 ...there's going to be another assassination attempt on Hitler. 21 00:03:37,053 --> 00:03:39,772 Again? They can't do that. 22 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:43,448 - Kill their own F�hrer? That's cheating. - Quite right, old boy. 23 00:03:43,613 --> 00:03:46,685 Nevertheless, it seems that's precisely what Jerry has in mind. 24 00:03:46,853 --> 00:03:48,252 - Who's heading it? - Dietrich. 25 00:03:48,413 --> 00:03:51,962 Well, he's the only possible assassin allowed near Hitler's inner circle. 26 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:54,328 You can jolly well wager he'll make a mess. 27 00:03:54,493 --> 00:03:56,165 The way RommeI did with the Wehrmacht. 28 00:03:56,373 --> 00:04:00,002 But Hitler's our best ally. We need him alive, he's valuable to us. 29 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:01,925 Exactly, he's paralyzing his own army. 30 00:04:02,093 --> 00:04:05,483 In the hands of capable commanders, the war could go on for years. 31 00:04:05,653 --> 00:04:07,723 Chew up a lot of Allied lives. 32 00:04:07,893 --> 00:04:11,090 Well, if it is true, the only way we can stop Dietrich... 33 00:04:11,253 --> 00:04:14,928 ...is to send a speciaI unit behind enemy lines on a suicide mission. 34 00:04:15,093 --> 00:04:16,924 Someone disposable. 35 00:04:17,093 --> 00:04:19,561 So? Send some commandos. 36 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:21,767 Send some Yanks. 37 00:04:21,933 --> 00:04:26,131 Whoever is sent, the people of France will assist in every possible way. 38 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,688 Well, we've gotta get somebody to check it. 39 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:31,686 We can't ask anyone to die just for rumors. 40 00:04:31,853 --> 00:04:34,925 Since when? The Army's been doing it for years. 41 00:04:35,093 --> 00:04:37,527 I say, Worden, what about your golf ball? 42 00:04:37,693 --> 00:04:40,082 I'll find it. It's around here somewhere. 43 00:04:40,253 --> 00:04:41,811 Well, time's up, you know. 44 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,727 I know, Bardsley. 45 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:58,444 I found it. Here it is. 46 00:04:58,653 --> 00:05:01,486 Must have hit a tree and kicked off. 47 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,727 - My word, this is really embarrassing. - What is? 48 00:05:04,893 --> 00:05:08,408 - The American is cheating. - An officer cheating? Never, monsieur. 49 00:05:08,573 --> 00:05:12,009 Perhaps on his wife, but in the game of honor, never. 50 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:15,210 I'm afraid so. That ball Words is about to play is not his ball. 51 00:05:15,373 --> 00:05:16,647 How do you know? 52 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:19,486 Because I've got his ball in my pocket. 53 00:05:26,613 --> 00:05:28,444 Great shot, partner. 54 00:05:28,613 --> 00:05:31,002 How'd you like that, your lordship? 55 00:05:32,253 --> 00:05:36,485 You know, I think I've got someone we can send into France. 56 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,245 Who? 57 00:05:38,973 --> 00:05:40,201 Just the man. 58 00:05:40,533 --> 00:05:43,047 Major Reisman, it is my duty as president of this court... 59 00:05:43,253 --> 00:05:45,642 ...to inform you that the court, in closed session... 60 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:49,408 ...and upon secret written ballot, finds you guilty of all specifications... 61 00:05:49,573 --> 00:05:55,170 ...and charges in violation of Articles 108, 121 and 123... 62 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:57,767 ...of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. 63 00:05:58,453 --> 00:06:01,013 Now, we hereby sentence you to- 64 00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:09,403 The court will recess for 15 minutes before passing sentence. 65 00:06:09,573 --> 00:06:12,610 Major Reisman, will you please accompany the officer. 66 00:06:26,013 --> 00:06:28,049 Come in, Reisman. 67 00:06:35,893 --> 00:06:37,929 Sit down, sit down. 68 00:06:39,013 --> 00:06:42,050 - Have a cigar? - Oh, thank you. 69 00:06:42,213 --> 00:06:44,408 I'll save this for dinner. 70 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,571 Speaking of dinner... 71 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:49,372 ...how was that great dinner party you threw in the field? 72 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,683 It was all right. The men liked it. 73 00:06:51,853 --> 00:06:53,889 The generaI didn't. 74 00:06:54,173 --> 00:06:57,085 Now he knows what K rations taste like. 75 00:06:58,053 --> 00:07:01,648 Damn it, Reisman, you don't go around hijacking truckloads... 76 00:07:01,813 --> 00:07:05,806 ...of steaks and whiskey that are on their way to a dinner party for the brass. 77 00:07:05,973 --> 00:07:07,725 Well, he didn't invite us. 78 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:10,453 Well, you've got your invitation now. 79 00:07:10,613 --> 00:07:12,524 Right to prison. 80 00:07:13,213 --> 00:07:14,692 You know what, generaI? 81 00:07:14,853 --> 00:07:18,528 You go to all that trouble, and the Army cooks louse it up anyway. 82 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:21,127 These are serious charges you're facing, major. 83 00:07:21,293 --> 00:07:23,602 - Three years' hard labor. - New friends. 84 00:07:23,773 --> 00:07:26,162 Forfeiture of all pay and allowances. 85 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:29,006 Reduction of grade, dismissaI from service. 86 00:07:29,173 --> 00:07:30,572 Now we're getting there. 87 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:35,045 The trouble with you, Reisman, is you've never had respect for military authority. 88 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:36,805 Yes, I do, sir. 89 00:07:36,973 --> 00:07:41,125 I just don't agree with who they give that authority to sometimes. 90 00:07:43,173 --> 00:07:45,641 Major, I have speciaI authorization... 91 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:48,885 ...that can have these charges dismissed. 92 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,645 I can keep you from prison. 93 00:07:50,813 --> 00:07:53,850 It seems to me I've heard this song before... 94 00:07:54,013 --> 00:07:55,924 ...but let me guess... 95 00:07:56,613 --> 00:07:59,969 ...I'll have to do you a little favor in return. 96 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:02,603 Well, you were so good at it last time. 97 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:05,924 Good? Eleven of the men I trained get their heads blown off... 98 00:08:06,093 --> 00:08:07,492 ...and you call that good? 99 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,644 This one's a piece of cake. In and out. 100 00:08:09,813 --> 00:08:12,247 Nobody gets hurt. We've got it all worked out. 101 00:08:12,413 --> 00:08:16,042 Correct me if I'm mistaken, but isn't that what the generaI said last mission? 102 00:08:16,213 --> 00:08:20,491 A soldier's job is to wear his uniform and kill the enemy. 103 00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:23,885 I know you've heard all this before... 104 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:26,807 ...but it says, "You will take 12 generaI prisoners... 105 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:30,682 ...convicted and sentenced to death or to long terms of imprisonment... 106 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:33,845 ...you will train and qualify these prisoners... 107 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:38,165 ...and you will attack and destroy your assigned target. " 108 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:40,925 Any questions, mister? 109 00:08:41,093 --> 00:08:43,971 One. What's the deaI with the men? 110 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,691 None whatsoever. 111 00:08:45,853 --> 00:08:49,402 It's an amnesty. A temporary postponement... 112 00:08:49,573 --> 00:08:51,245 ...with no promises. 113 00:08:51,413 --> 00:08:54,405 I've heard that before too, generaI. It stinks and you know it. 114 00:08:54,573 --> 00:08:58,009 Those men are incapable of taking orders or discipline. 115 00:08:58,173 --> 00:09:00,243 And since my personaI survivaI depends upon... 116 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,563 ...their cooperation and performance... 117 00:09:02,733 --> 00:09:05,645 ...they have to have the hope of remission of sentence... 118 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:08,725 ...otherwise they won't budge and neither will I. 119 00:09:08,893 --> 00:09:10,804 You can hang us all. 120 00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:16,364 All right, major. 121 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:19,764 If any of these men really distinguish themselves... 122 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:23,812 ...then I will give serious consideration to commutation or remission. 123 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:28,285 But any breach of security, any failure in discipline... 124 00:09:28,453 --> 00:09:30,887 ...and those prisoners go back where they came from. 125 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,327 I understand. 126 00:09:35,173 --> 00:09:37,482 What are we supposed to do? 127 00:09:37,653 --> 00:09:39,006 Kill a German generaI. 128 00:09:39,173 --> 00:09:42,165 May I be so forward as to ask why? 129 00:09:45,093 --> 00:09:46,685 Because he's gonna kill Hitler. 130 00:09:49,813 --> 00:09:53,089 Army mentality never ceases to amaze me. 131 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,449 - It's good to see you again. - Thank you, sir. 132 00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:19,208 - Just waiting to serve with the major. - I'll bet. 133 00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:40,651 Who's our first hero, sergeant? 134 00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:42,491 Sixkiller, Sam, sir. 135 00:10:42,693 --> 00:10:46,003 - Death by hanging. - No, him. 136 00:10:57,173 --> 00:11:00,449 You've got a record like a roll of toilet paper. 137 00:11:00,613 --> 00:11:02,524 AWOL, desertion of post... 138 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:06,772 ...striking an NCO, refusing to take orders, drunk on duty... 139 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:10,528 ...assaulting a superior officer resulting in his death. 140 00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:12,604 And yet you managed to get yourself... 141 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,571 ...the Silver Star, Purple Heart, Bronze Star. 142 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:17,564 You've got a lot of talent. 143 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:20,167 You just don't know how to use it, but I do. 144 00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:23,052 I'm putting together a speciaI outfit and you're part of it. 145 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:26,171 I'm gonna take you out of here. Work you and train you. 146 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:30,008 Then you'll go in where I tell you. You'll probably get killed anyway. 147 00:11:30,173 --> 00:11:33,245 But if you come out, you go free. 148 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:36,845 But get this, you slip up once... 149 00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:39,527 ...anywhere along the line, just once... 150 00:11:39,693 --> 00:11:43,811 ...and I'll have you back here at the end of a rope. Do you follow me, soldier? 151 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:54,646 Okay, chief. 152 00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,085 Major. 153 00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:04,248 Deutsch, Otto, sir. Death by hanging. 154 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,602 - Private Deutsch, sir. - At ease, Deutsch. 155 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,491 Thank you, major. 156 00:12:14,093 --> 00:12:16,846 Tell me, son, what happened between you and the sergeant? 157 00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:20,409 We were in a bar. I'd been drinking. He was calling me names. 158 00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:23,286 - That a reason to kill him? - I was born in Germany... 159 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,852 ...but I'm an American. 160 00:12:25,013 --> 00:12:27,891 Nobody calls me "fat kraut. " 161 00:12:29,013 --> 00:12:32,210 The reason I got drunk was I had just had a letter from my mother. 162 00:12:32,373 --> 00:12:35,365 My parents have a little bakery shop in Milwaukee. 163 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:36,886 They blew it up. 164 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:39,169 Set it on fire. 165 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,528 My little sister was killed. 166 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,567 My sister was born in the United States of America. 167 00:12:45,733 --> 00:12:48,486 We are not krauts, we are Americans. 168 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:52,407 I apologize for killing the sergeant, but he should have not teased me. 169 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:55,371 - No. - Major... 170 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,047 ...I would like to die like an American soldier. 171 00:12:58,693 --> 00:13:01,491 You've got a good chance of doing just that. 172 00:13:11,853 --> 00:13:15,209 Dregors, Arlen, sir. Death by hanging. 173 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,842 Recruiting new victims, major? I heard all about your last mission. 174 00:13:21,013 --> 00:13:23,208 - Have you? - Yeah, 12 go out. 175 00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:24,931 Only one comes home. 176 00:13:25,093 --> 00:13:28,085 - Those are lousy odds. - It's a lousy war. 177 00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:30,813 And this is a lousy prison and you have a lousy future. 178 00:13:30,973 --> 00:13:33,726 - You ain't offering me nothing better. - Come on, Dregors. 179 00:13:33,893 --> 00:13:35,963 It'll be more fun than you've had in years. 180 00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:39,125 Hand grenade and hookers? That ain't my style. 181 00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,409 Shooting an officer in the back of the head is? 182 00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:47,050 We were on patroI in this village. 183 00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:49,681 There were five men, officers. 184 00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:51,684 They had this young girI trapped. 185 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:54,765 They each took their turns with her. 186 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,683 None of us did nothing to stop them. 187 00:13:57,853 --> 00:14:02,529 You see, they were white officers. We were Negro soldiers. 188 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:05,648 When they finished, they got into their jeep... 189 00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:08,649 ...and just drove away. 190 00:14:11,213 --> 00:14:13,283 Something just happened inside me. 191 00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:18,682 You hit a lieutenant in the back of the head at 220 yards. 192 00:14:18,853 --> 00:14:20,172 That's a nice shot. 193 00:14:21,933 --> 00:14:23,685 The Army didn't think so. 194 00:14:23,853 --> 00:14:25,764 But they're prejudiced. 195 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,606 - I'm not. - Right. 196 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,847 The Army didn't teach you to handle a weapon like that. 197 00:14:33,013 --> 00:14:36,323 - Where did you learn? - Philadelphia Police Department. 198 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,125 - You a cop? - Was. 199 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:41,330 Now you've got the badge and I'm in the cell. 200 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,290 A cop? 201 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:57,727 Rosen, Gary. Twenty years' hard labor. 202 00:14:57,893 --> 00:14:59,884 Step back, soldier. 203 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:07,450 Major Reisman. It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 204 00:15:07,613 --> 00:15:11,162 Come on in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. 205 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,369 I've heard a lot about you. 206 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,171 Have you? 207 00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:23,692 Cigarette? 208 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,525 No, thanks. 209 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,962 So, major, tell me about this all-star team you're putting together. 210 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:35,092 First, why don't you tell me why you deserted your unit in combat. 211 00:15:35,253 --> 00:15:38,848 Major, I got plans. 212 00:15:39,053 --> 00:15:40,805 So did the men you were supporting. 213 00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:46,172 Valentine, Louis. Thirty years' hard labor. 214 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,767 Busted up a bar, assaulted a stripper. 215 00:15:48,933 --> 00:15:50,605 She was queer. 216 00:15:50,773 --> 00:15:53,048 - Female impersonator. - What about the soldier? 217 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,171 Her boyfriend. It was self-defense. He came at me with a knife. 218 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,891 Why? 219 00:16:00,213 --> 00:16:03,762 I'm a drummer, a musician. I attract weirdos. 220 00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,764 So do I, Valentine. 221 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,771 Good. 222 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:12,562 You're reaI popular, Le Clair. 223 00:16:12,733 --> 00:16:15,645 After we hang you for robbery... 224 00:16:15,813 --> 00:16:17,929 ...the French wanna cut your head off for desertion. 225 00:16:18,093 --> 00:16:19,082 C'est la vie. 226 00:16:19,493 --> 00:16:22,326 Yeah, but you don't have too many vies left, paI. 227 00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:24,643 Then it's adios. 228 00:16:24,813 --> 00:16:29,364 But I happen to sell life insurance. 229 00:16:32,293 --> 00:16:34,409 Who's next, sergeant? 230 00:16:34,973 --> 00:16:37,407 It's Perkins, sir. Conrad E. 231 00:16:37,573 --> 00:16:38,767 Well, what's he in for? 232 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,322 Thirty years at hard labor for robbery, sir. 233 00:16:41,493 --> 00:16:44,530 - What'd he rob? - American soldiers, sir. Dead ones. 234 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:48,447 You let me in there, sergeant. I'll kill him myself. 235 00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:54,892 Well, it didn't seem like that much at the time. 236 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:57,044 Just some... 237 00:16:57,213 --> 00:17:00,603 - Just some souvenirs. - I know, I've done it myself. 238 00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:04,163 - Yeah, I knew you had. - Only the Army calls it "looting. " 239 00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:10,011 Yes, sir. See, that's why you gotta get me out of here. 240 00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:13,609 I'm not used to being caged up. I joined the Army to be a soldier. 241 00:17:13,773 --> 00:17:17,925 I'll do anything you say. I mean, I can fight. I can fight! 242 00:17:18,093 --> 00:17:21,290 I can kill too. I can blow those Nazis to hell. 243 00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:24,570 I want to go home with a chest full of medals. You know what I mean? 244 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:28,043 - I hope you do. - Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:38,448 Wright, Robert E. Death by hanging. 246 00:17:38,613 --> 00:17:41,605 You a four-star generaI? You're a stinking major, not a generaI. 247 00:17:41,773 --> 00:17:43,206 Only a generaI can get me out. 248 00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:45,364 And I really don't know why he'd want to. 249 00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,285 All we're gonna do is kill Germans? 250 00:17:47,453 --> 00:17:51,605 Yeah, that won't be as much fun for you as killing the girI was. 251 00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:53,726 She loved it. 252 00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:55,884 Not as much as you. 253 00:17:56,053 --> 00:17:57,725 Sergeant. 254 00:18:08,893 --> 00:18:12,044 Well, lover boy, shall I ask the generaI for another volunteer? 255 00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:15,247 Sir. 256 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:17,364 No, sir. 257 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:06,570 Thank you, sir. 258 00:19:29,573 --> 00:19:31,529 It's something, isn't it, major? 259 00:19:31,693 --> 00:19:33,968 I had the Engineer Corps build it. 260 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:36,089 Very constructive. 261 00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:41,487 Would the generaI mind stop playing with his choo-choo... 262 00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:43,769 ...and tell me what I'm supposed to do? 263 00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:49,526 - Sir. - I understand you've picked your men. 264 00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:52,924 Yes, sir. As diseased a bunch of twisted, psychopathic... 265 00:19:53,093 --> 00:19:55,926 - ... misfits as the Army has to offer. - Another Dirty Dozen? 266 00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:59,210 - Baker's dozen, sir, 13. - It'll look good on your record, major. 267 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:01,125 Volunteering like this. 268 00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,488 It's about time something looked good on your record. 269 00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:06,486 Though I must admit, in Italy you did an outstanding- 270 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:09,565 My military career is gonna last just as long as this war, sir. 271 00:20:09,733 --> 00:20:11,849 Anything I can do to facilitate and expedite... 272 00:20:12,013 --> 00:20:15,847 ...the union of those two historic dates is both my duty and pleasure, sir. 273 00:20:16,013 --> 00:20:19,722 However, I must say, I find it difficult to visualize what kind of a mission... 274 00:20:19,893 --> 00:20:23,806 ...would make men more suitable to think the Army is their enemy and not- 275 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:28,524 No, no, no, major. Not more suitable. More expendable. 276 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:30,649 Including their commanding officer, sir? 277 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:34,249 Well, let's just say you're the best man for the job. 278 00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:38,724 Now, major, to be quite honest... 279 00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:42,769 ...I must admit the G-2 isn't really certain... 280 00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:45,925 ...about GeneraI Dietrich assassinating Hitler... 281 00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:50,564 ...but they do know that he will be getting on a train and soon. 282 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:53,247 Now, you and your men... 283 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,166 ...will assault that train and kill the generaI. 284 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,052 Because he can't kill Hitler if he's dead himself. 285 00:20:59,213 --> 00:21:02,046 No, sir. Not even in the Army. 286 00:21:03,493 --> 00:21:04,972 Now... 287 00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:08,723 ...the train will come through the tunneI... 288 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,805 ...stop to take on water for the grade. 289 00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:16,125 You and your men will assault the train and kill the generaI. 290 00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:17,972 Then what? 291 00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,171 And then he's dead. 292 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:24,292 Yes, I mean, how do we get out? 293 00:21:24,453 --> 00:21:26,171 Oh, that. 294 00:21:27,973 --> 00:21:29,964 By riding the train... 295 00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:33,205 ...10 kilometers to the next crossing. 296 00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:40,446 The French Underground will be waiting with a truck. 297 00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:44,128 They will take you to an airfield where a British bomber will land. 298 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:48,488 You will get in and get out. 299 00:21:48,653 --> 00:21:50,450 I would lead the assault myself... 300 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,491 ...except I'd be needed here at headquarters. 301 00:21:53,653 --> 00:21:56,884 An SS lunatic generaI as important as Dietrich... 302 00:21:57,053 --> 00:21:59,203 ...riding on a train. 303 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,645 What's on the train, generaI? 304 00:22:02,173 --> 00:22:04,733 That doesn't concern you, major. 305 00:22:04,893 --> 00:22:08,010 - The French will handle it. - Why don't we just hit it from the air? 306 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:12,212 Your mission is to assault that train and kill that generaI! 307 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,603 Do you understand that, mister? 308 00:22:14,773 --> 00:22:16,206 Thoroughly, sir. 309 00:22:31,013 --> 00:22:32,890 Come on, sarge. Where we going? 310 00:22:33,053 --> 00:22:35,089 Yeah, sarge, we going by boat or airplane? 311 00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:38,053 You get nothing, right, lips? 312 00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:40,932 You call me that again, you ain't going nowhere but under. 313 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,608 What's the matter with you two? That major's gonna get us killed anyway. 314 00:22:44,773 --> 00:22:47,845 Yeah, you better sleep with your eyes open. He's after you. 315 00:22:48,013 --> 00:22:49,765 Talk to us, sarge. Talk to us. 316 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,244 Shut up. 317 00:22:53,613 --> 00:22:55,365 Follow the corporaI. Column of twos. 318 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:57,489 Move! Move! 319 00:22:57,653 --> 00:22:59,371 Snap it up! 320 00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:02,767 - Snap it up! - What is this, Grand CentraI Station? 321 00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:05,242 - We missed the train to Chicago. - Where's the girI? 322 00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:07,973 - Heard you were coming and got off. - Where's the bar? 323 00:23:31,853 --> 00:23:33,525 Halt! 324 00:23:33,693 --> 00:23:35,285 Single file. 325 00:23:35,453 --> 00:23:37,569 Left face. 326 00:23:38,653 --> 00:23:40,325 Count off! 327 00:23:46,613 --> 00:23:49,127 For those of you who forgot... 328 00:23:49,453 --> 00:23:50,932 ...my name is Reisman. 329 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,683 You have all volunteered... 330 00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:55,923 ...for a mission that gives you three ways to go. 331 00:23:56,093 --> 00:23:59,324 You can fouI up during training. You can fouI up in action... 332 00:23:59,493 --> 00:24:01,529 ...in which case I will blow your brains out. 333 00:24:01,693 --> 00:24:03,649 Or you can do as you're told... 334 00:24:03,813 --> 00:24:05,769 ...in which case you may just get by. 335 00:24:07,893 --> 00:24:10,202 This is your new home. 336 00:24:10,573 --> 00:24:12,450 You will not try to escape. 337 00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:14,604 There will be no excuse, no appeaI. 338 00:24:14,773 --> 00:24:16,570 Any attempt by one of you... 339 00:24:16,733 --> 00:24:19,293 ...and you will all be sent directly back to prison... 340 00:24:19,453 --> 00:24:22,013 ...for execution of sentence. 341 00:24:22,493 --> 00:24:26,486 You are therefore dependent upon each other. 342 00:24:27,573 --> 00:24:30,531 Any one of you try anything smart... 343 00:24:30,973 --> 00:24:34,124 ...and you all get it right in the neck. 344 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,047 Am I clear? 345 00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:39,764 Let's go back to DeviI's Island. At least we'll be warm untiI we get killed. 346 00:24:39,933 --> 00:24:42,049 Take that man out of here. 347 00:24:43,853 --> 00:24:45,525 I said get his butt out! 348 00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:50,082 Hey, come on, I was only joking. Hey, what is this? I don't wanna go. 349 00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:52,892 Hey, major, give me a break. You can't do this to me. 350 00:24:53,053 --> 00:24:55,408 Let me go. Damn you, Reisman. 351 00:24:55,573 --> 00:24:58,041 Let me go! Hey, major. Damn you, Reisman. 352 00:24:58,213 --> 00:24:59,965 Close up ranks. 353 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:01,805 Close it up! 354 00:25:02,893 --> 00:25:04,372 Any other comment? 355 00:25:21,413 --> 00:25:23,927 Hit the deck! 356 00:25:32,813 --> 00:25:35,486 Sixkiller, someone's trying to steaI home base. 357 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:47,212 Everybody on the floor! 358 00:25:47,373 --> 00:25:48,886 Move it! 359 00:25:49,053 --> 00:25:52,602 On the floor, and get those mattresses on top of you. 360 00:25:57,213 --> 00:25:59,807 - You okay? - Yes, sir. 361 00:26:11,733 --> 00:26:14,531 - Sergeant! - Yes, sir. 362 00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:17,446 Let's go. 363 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:22,042 - He's got a dangerous habit, sir. - He walks in his sleep, sir. 364 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:41,761 This, for those of you who are wondering, is a train. 365 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,242 It is a heavily armored, fortified train. 366 00:26:44,413 --> 00:26:46,449 It's the reason for our being here. 367 00:26:46,613 --> 00:26:51,084 Our mission is to attack this train, capture it... 368 00:26:51,253 --> 00:26:54,529 ...and kill its principaI passenger, in that car. 369 00:26:54,693 --> 00:26:56,524 Now, in order to do this... 370 00:26:56,693 --> 00:26:59,161 ...there are certain skills that you must learn. 371 00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:03,485 So I suggest that you listen to Sergeant Bowren and listen to him carefully... 372 00:27:03,653 --> 00:27:06,372 ...as your very lives will depend upon it. 373 00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:08,125 All right, sergeant, mount them up. 374 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,683 Yes, sir. Onto that flatcar. Move it! 375 00:27:11,853 --> 00:27:14,003 Come on. Move it. 376 00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:33,527 This is an MP40. 377 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:36,571 It's an air-cooled, magazine-fed, recoiI-operated... 378 00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:39,486 ...fully automatic 9 mm weapon. 379 00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:43,288 Its cyclic rate of fire is 500 rounds per minute. 380 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,286 Now, you will keep this weapon with you at all times. 381 00:27:46,453 --> 00:27:49,013 You will eat with it. You will sleep with it. 382 00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:51,004 You will go to the latrine with it. 383 00:27:51,933 --> 00:27:54,652 You will familiarize yourself totally with this weapon. 384 00:27:54,813 --> 00:27:57,168 Its stoppages, its nomenclature. 385 00:27:57,333 --> 00:28:00,006 And you will keep it spotlessly clean at all times. 386 00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:02,482 - Am I clear? - Yes, sir. 387 00:28:02,653 --> 00:28:06,123 Sergeant, have the volunteers move out, and issue them their weapons. 388 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:10,684 Yes, sir. Form a single line to receive weapons. Follow me. 389 00:28:14,893 --> 00:28:17,327 - Machine guns. Now you're talking. - Things is looking up. 390 00:28:17,493 --> 00:28:20,769 Reisman isn't as smart as he thinks he is. 391 00:28:21,293 --> 00:28:22,851 Next. 392 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:28,565 We gonna get any reaI bullets? 393 00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:31,691 Move it, Wells. 394 00:28:33,853 --> 00:28:36,128 - Only if we try and get away. - Next. 395 00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:39,205 Sergeant, give Valentine the MP34. 396 00:28:39,373 --> 00:28:40,726 Yes, sir. 397 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:44,568 - I thought we were getting German guns. - Keep moving, Valentine. 398 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:49,732 Gee, thanks, sarge. 399 00:29:05,773 --> 00:29:10,369 Today, you're going to learn how to board a train. 400 00:29:11,133 --> 00:29:15,251 This is the ladder and the handles, down there is the footplate. 401 00:29:15,413 --> 00:29:18,450 Grabbing both, you will work your way to the top of the boxcar... 402 00:29:18,613 --> 00:29:20,331 ...without falling off. 403 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:23,007 And using firepower, move back to the flatcar... 404 00:29:23,173 --> 00:29:25,084 ...knocking out the two gun emplacements. 405 00:29:25,253 --> 00:29:26,925 - Am I clear? - Yes, sir. 406 00:29:27,093 --> 00:29:30,210 - Question, sir. What if they see us? - You're dead. 407 00:29:30,373 --> 00:29:32,933 - What if we fall off? - You're dead. 408 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,412 Will the train be moving? 409 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,086 Not more than 30 miles an hour. 410 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:38,285 - Only 30-? - Thirty miles an hour? 411 00:29:38,453 --> 00:29:41,206 - We're gonna get killed by a train. - That's a possibility. 412 00:29:41,373 --> 00:29:44,809 Or maybe the Germans will shoot you. Or maybe I'll shoot you. 413 00:29:44,973 --> 00:29:47,043 But either way, you must work back there... 414 00:29:47,213 --> 00:29:49,169 ...and knock out that flatcar. 415 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:52,609 Sgt. Bowren will show you how, so listen and pay attention. Sergeant? 416 00:29:52,773 --> 00:29:54,001 - Sir. - Carry on. 417 00:29:54,173 --> 00:29:57,529 Oh, I need a volunteer. 418 00:30:00,093 --> 00:30:01,970 Somebody with a high IQ. 419 00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:04,685 Oh, that's me, sir. 420 00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:13,245 Use your feet, lock it with your legs. 421 00:30:15,373 --> 00:30:16,726 Come on. Snap it up. 422 00:30:16,893 --> 00:30:20,329 Next! Come on, let's go, let's go. 423 00:30:23,453 --> 00:30:24,932 That rope burns, major. 424 00:30:25,093 --> 00:30:27,243 Burn more around your neck. 425 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:31,561 Up again. Move, move. 426 00:30:31,733 --> 00:30:35,521 Next! Keep it moving! Let's go. Move, move. 427 00:30:36,373 --> 00:30:39,410 Okay, spade, you ought to be pretty good at this. 428 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:41,447 Big mouth, huh? 429 00:30:41,613 --> 00:30:43,410 Next. Come on, move it! 430 00:30:43,573 --> 00:30:45,643 Come on. Let's go, let's go. 431 00:30:45,813 --> 00:30:49,522 Keep it moving. Again, again. Come on, snap it up. Again. 432 00:30:52,213 --> 00:30:54,010 Hey, man. 433 00:31:00,613 --> 00:31:02,604 Let me go! Let me go! 434 00:31:17,653 --> 00:31:19,371 Come on! Hit him again! 435 00:31:19,533 --> 00:31:20,966 - Come on! - Let's go, huh? 436 00:31:24,693 --> 00:31:26,365 All right, next. 437 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:40,128 I want combat pay, hazardous-duty pay, Ranger pay. 438 00:31:40,293 --> 00:31:43,285 I think I've jumped more trains than Jesse James. 439 00:31:43,453 --> 00:31:45,364 That damn Reisman's gonna get us killed. 440 00:31:45,533 --> 00:31:48,252 The harder we train, the better our chance of surviving. 441 00:31:48,413 --> 00:31:51,246 You think Reisman give a damn about us? He don't care. 442 00:31:51,413 --> 00:31:54,928 Even if we do get out of this alive, he gonna stick us right back in prison. 443 00:31:55,093 --> 00:31:58,085 - Trust him, you're dead. - What are you doing here anyway? 444 00:31:58,253 --> 00:32:02,132 - I don't plan on staying here very long. - Think again. 445 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,163 You have been issued rubber grenades. 446 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:12,882 On command, fall back across the bridge... 447 00:32:13,053 --> 00:32:14,725 ...then, by the numbers, advance... 448 00:32:14,893 --> 00:32:17,885 ...and throw your grenades at that white circle... 449 00:32:18,053 --> 00:32:20,726 ...which represents a machine gun. 450 00:32:20,893 --> 00:32:22,485 Fall back! 451 00:32:23,493 --> 00:32:25,131 One. 452 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:30,371 Two. 453 00:32:32,693 --> 00:32:34,126 Three. 454 00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,850 Four. 455 00:32:38,613 --> 00:32:40,126 Five. 456 00:32:52,373 --> 00:32:54,603 I need 50 of them. 457 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:14,847 Come on, get it together. 458 00:33:22,973 --> 00:33:24,565 Well, what do you think, sergeant? 459 00:33:24,733 --> 00:33:29,488 I think the first chance they get, they're gonna shoot the major in the back, sir. 460 00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,484 Oh, come now, sergeant. 461 00:33:31,653 --> 00:33:34,042 Some of them would shoot me right to my face. 462 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,329 How many times we gonna have to do this, major? 463 00:33:36,493 --> 00:33:38,563 UntiI you get it right. Come on. 464 00:35:05,813 --> 00:35:09,852 On your feet! Fall in fully dressed with all of your gear! Move it! 465 00:35:10,013 --> 00:35:11,924 On your feet, let's go. Move it. 466 00:35:12,093 --> 00:35:13,685 - Come on, let's go. - Time to get up? 467 00:35:13,853 --> 00:35:16,811 - Snap it up. Snap it up. - Come, Wells. Wells, wake up. 468 00:35:16,973 --> 00:35:19,931 - Let's go. - Get up. Must be 2 in the morning. 469 00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:23,011 Snap it up. Get out of that sack, Deutsch. 470 00:35:23,213 --> 00:35:25,363 Move it. Let's go. Let's go. 471 00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:27,524 It's not human. 472 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:30,207 That figures, neither are you. 473 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:33,369 Shut up, all right? 474 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:36,730 Where are my boots? 475 00:35:36,933 --> 00:35:40,846 - I'm gonna get that damn major. - Snap it up. Let's go. Move it. 476 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:44,289 Get out of those sacks. Come on, move it. Move it. On the doubles. 477 00:35:44,493 --> 00:35:47,644 Snap it up, snap it up. Let's go. Move it. 478 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,849 Move it out of those sacks. 479 00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:52,810 Let's move it. Snap it up. 480 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:56,529 Fall in. Let's go, ladies. 481 00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:58,172 On the double. Move it. 482 00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:01,564 Come on, move it. Move, move. 483 00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:03,411 Get in there. 484 00:36:03,573 --> 00:36:06,724 Double, on the double, hurry. Snap it up. 485 00:36:11,093 --> 00:36:12,811 This is a dream, I know it. 486 00:36:13,013 --> 00:36:14,651 I wanna go back to prison. 487 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,045 One of you go back, you all go back. 488 00:36:17,253 --> 00:36:21,326 - What's this all about? - Knock it off, soldier. Night exercises. 489 00:36:22,653 --> 00:36:25,884 You will now follow Le Clair out the door, single file, double time. 490 00:36:26,093 --> 00:36:30,166 Forward, harch. Move, move. 491 00:37:08,733 --> 00:37:11,167 What are you waiting for? Get moving. 492 00:37:13,133 --> 00:37:14,361 Hurry up, man. 493 00:37:25,893 --> 00:37:28,453 That's the double run now. 494 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:33,171 Major. 495 00:37:36,373 --> 00:37:38,091 Just what I need. 496 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,323 Oh, man, they come to take us back. 497 00:37:44,493 --> 00:37:47,132 - They're pulling the plug on us. - I ain't going back. 498 00:37:47,293 --> 00:37:49,602 I ain't fall off that train 100 times for nothing. 499 00:37:49,773 --> 00:37:51,252 That's what you think, pea brain. 500 00:37:51,453 --> 00:37:53,171 - Morning, generaI. - Morning, major. 501 00:37:53,653 --> 00:37:55,803 You've done a fine job. They look pretty good. 502 00:37:56,093 --> 00:37:59,165 - I didn't think it was possible. - A little rough around the edges. 503 00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:02,052 - We're getting there. Another week. - You don't have another week. 504 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,204 The whole timetable's been pushed up. 505 00:38:04,373 --> 00:38:06,568 You leave tomorrow at 0800. 506 00:38:06,773 --> 00:38:08,968 You send the men in now, it's a suicide mission. 507 00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:10,851 Little more time, I can bring some back. 508 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:14,052 - We're not ready. - You're not ready? 509 00:38:14,213 --> 00:38:16,522 Well, perhaps I should phone GeneraI Dietrich... 510 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,649 ...and ask him to postpone his trip... 511 00:38:18,813 --> 00:38:21,168 ...untiI you are ready. 512 00:38:37,493 --> 00:38:40,883 Give them the reaI weapons and get rid of those damn wooden guns. 513 00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:43,808 Yes, sir! 514 00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:17,364 Hey, sarge. 515 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:23,610 - They did all right, didn't they? - Yes, sir. 516 00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:25,923 Because of you, sergeant. You did it again. 517 00:39:26,093 --> 00:39:28,971 - I thank you. - Thank you, sir. 518 00:39:47,693 --> 00:39:50,651 They wash these things before they give them to us. 519 00:39:50,813 --> 00:39:53,725 German people are very hygienic. 520 00:39:55,213 --> 00:39:58,285 You're always stepping in it, aren't you, Dregors? 521 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,284 Where are we going, riding or what? 522 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:17,888 I hope this guy didn't have nothing contagious. 523 00:40:18,373 --> 00:40:20,443 I'll probably get shot by some dumb GI. 524 00:40:20,653 --> 00:40:22,883 Make that a Nazi firing squad, paI. 525 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,806 We get caught in this getup, they'll shoot us as spies. 526 00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:29,170 Of course, nobody told us about that, have they, major? 527 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,686 - Is that right, major? - Could be. 528 00:40:41,853 --> 00:40:43,332 Where we going, sir? 529 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:45,842 - You'll find out when we get there. - This is dumb. 530 00:40:46,013 --> 00:40:49,403 - Why didn't we just parachute in? - The reason we're not parachuting in... 531 00:40:49,573 --> 00:40:52,883 ...is none of you have had any jump training, and you would all die. 532 00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:55,408 He's right. I've heard guys' chutes don't open... 533 00:40:55,573 --> 00:40:59,612 ...they get caught in plane propellers, strangled in trees, drowned in streams... 534 00:40:59,773 --> 00:41:03,083 ...shot on the way down. All kind of stuff. 535 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:05,483 If God had meant men to fall out of the sky... 536 00:41:05,653 --> 00:41:07,928 ...he would have given them big feet. 537 00:41:08,093 --> 00:41:10,527 Hey, look at all those buttons and things. 538 00:41:10,693 --> 00:41:13,446 All we had back home was a temperature gauge and a throttle. 539 00:41:13,613 --> 00:41:15,888 Was that on your girlfriend? 540 00:41:17,013 --> 00:41:19,891 It was on my uncle's crop-duster, and I used to fly it. 541 00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:35,088 All right, the fun and games are over. 542 00:41:35,253 --> 00:41:38,563 From here on in, it's up to us now. It's the reaI thing. 543 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:41,406 And we've got a damn good chance of pulling this off. 544 00:41:41,613 --> 00:41:44,173 Do it and you will have earned the amnesty... 545 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:47,769 ...that this operation was all about in the first place. FouI it up... 546 00:41:47,933 --> 00:41:50,049 ...and none of you will play the violin again. 547 00:41:50,253 --> 00:41:53,609 Now, I know that some of you have entertained the thought... 548 00:41:53,773 --> 00:41:56,765 ...that one little squeeze of the trigger... 549 00:41:56,933 --> 00:41:58,366 ...and it's goodbye, Reisman. 550 00:41:58,813 --> 00:42:01,771 But before you do that, think about this one question: 551 00:42:01,973 --> 00:42:05,886 How long do you think that an American prisoner... 552 00:42:06,053 --> 00:42:09,443 ...impersonating a German soldier would last in a foreign country... 553 00:42:09,613 --> 00:42:12,685 ...occupied by the enemy where you don't even speak the language? 554 00:42:12,853 --> 00:42:16,687 So realize that your best chance for freedom... 555 00:42:17,413 --> 00:42:19,643 ...is to pull this mission off... 556 00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,565 ...and come back with me. 557 00:42:23,213 --> 00:42:26,967 The first bullet I fire is gonna be right in the back of his head. 558 00:42:37,413 --> 00:42:40,371 You're a scheduled German flight. They expect you. 559 00:42:40,533 --> 00:42:44,412 You'll be on flight plan in touch with ground control all the way. 560 00:42:44,573 --> 00:42:48,088 Well, if it's so simple, how come it's never been done before? 561 00:42:48,253 --> 00:42:50,164 Always a first time, major. 562 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:53,006 Yes, sir, but why always me? 563 00:42:53,213 --> 00:42:54,965 All right, one. 564 00:42:55,133 --> 00:43:00,127 Sixkiller and Otto hop in the freight, the rest of us in position and wait. 565 00:43:00,613 --> 00:43:03,491 - Two. - The choo-choo stops for a brew... 566 00:43:03,653 --> 00:43:06,087 ...lowers the spout and Sanders comes out. 567 00:43:06,293 --> 00:43:09,285 - Three. - The engineer has life to fear. 568 00:43:09,493 --> 00:43:11,802 Otto and Sanders have their guns in the air. 569 00:43:12,013 --> 00:43:13,810 - Four. - The major and Dregors... 570 00:43:13,973 --> 00:43:18,012 ...are at the front door. Valentine and Le Clair support the rear. 571 00:43:18,173 --> 00:43:21,324 - Five. - We catch the krauts by surprise. 572 00:43:21,493 --> 00:43:24,246 - We do our job and get out alive. - Six. 573 00:43:24,413 --> 00:43:26,722 The Germans are caught in a bad fix. 574 00:43:27,053 --> 00:43:30,170 - Seven. - Demolition of the car by grenades. 575 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,972 - Baxley and Wells blow them to hell. - Eight. 576 00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:35,886 The generaI and the deviI keep their date. 577 00:43:36,093 --> 00:43:38,527 Wright and Anderson make sure they're dead. 578 00:43:38,693 --> 00:43:40,968 Everyone gets a bullet in the head. 579 00:43:41,173 --> 00:43:42,845 - Nine. - We board the train... 580 00:43:43,013 --> 00:43:44,332 ...and take it down the line. 581 00:43:44,533 --> 00:43:47,525 - Ten. - Kilometers more for The Dirty Dozen. 582 00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,849 - Eleven. - We turn the train over... 583 00:43:50,013 --> 00:43:53,767 ...to our French friends. We're flown out and home again. 584 00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:55,651 And the Army lets us out of the pen. 585 00:43:56,293 --> 00:43:59,046 All right, now let's do it. 586 00:44:25,213 --> 00:44:28,444 - The place is crawling with krauts. - Where are we, major? Berlin? 587 00:44:28,773 --> 00:44:30,172 No, somewhere in France. 588 00:44:32,853 --> 00:44:35,890 - But those are German soldiers. - There's a war going on. 589 00:44:36,053 --> 00:44:38,248 We'll just get off the plane and walk past them. 590 00:44:38,453 --> 00:44:40,523 Why didn't we train for this part, major? 591 00:44:40,733 --> 00:44:43,327 You don't need acting classes to walk through an airport. 592 00:44:43,493 --> 00:44:45,404 Keep your mouth shut, follow me to the bus. 593 00:44:45,773 --> 00:44:47,570 What? We're taking the bus? 594 00:44:47,773 --> 00:44:50,924 - I thought we were taking the train. - Everything's a surprise. 595 00:44:51,093 --> 00:44:52,970 It'll be a reaI surprise if we live. 596 00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:56,290 Say, major, you wanna tell me what I'm supposed to do? 597 00:44:56,453 --> 00:45:00,685 Or are you planning on making some kind of human sacrifice out of me? 598 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:43,205 Quick march. 599 00:45:50,613 --> 00:45:52,524 Head for that bus. 600 00:46:01,013 --> 00:46:02,844 Ask the driver if he goes to New Orleans. 601 00:46:03,013 --> 00:46:05,083 If he says no, he goes to New York, that's us. 602 00:46:05,253 --> 00:46:06,686 Sir. 603 00:46:37,853 --> 00:46:39,844 - Open up! - What's he so mad about? 604 00:46:40,053 --> 00:46:43,045 - He missed his bus. - Open the door! 605 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,893 Open the door! Open! 606 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:23,331 - That sure went smooth, major. - Yeah, any other bright ideas? 607 00:47:23,493 --> 00:47:26,326 Yeah, like how to outrun motorcycles. 608 00:47:26,493 --> 00:47:29,769 Two. No, no, make that three, and a squad car. 609 00:47:29,933 --> 00:47:31,844 - Right here. - You heard the man. 610 00:47:32,013 --> 00:47:34,163 Get in the back of the bus. 611 00:47:39,853 --> 00:47:41,605 Get down! 612 00:47:53,653 --> 00:47:55,769 Here you go, major. 613 00:48:09,293 --> 00:48:10,931 Watch out. 614 00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:07,965 Wells, grab the wheeI. 615 00:49:17,853 --> 00:49:19,844 Just like the Army motor pooI. 616 00:49:20,013 --> 00:49:22,891 I haven't been on a ride like that since Coney Island. 617 00:49:34,813 --> 00:49:37,771 - Well, where's Anderson? - Dead. 618 00:49:41,053 --> 00:49:43,772 There may be more following. We've lost our transportation. 619 00:49:43,933 --> 00:49:46,652 - Next we'll lose our lives. - Unless we move out of here, and now. 620 00:49:46,813 --> 00:49:48,929 - Where do we go? - Eighty-five miles by morning. 621 00:49:49,093 --> 00:49:51,846 - Major, I cut my head. - Yeah, that's too bad, Otto. 622 00:49:52,013 --> 00:49:54,481 - Wells, Sixkiller, take up the rear. - Yes, sir. 623 00:49:54,653 --> 00:49:57,565 - Rest of you follow me in twos. - You mean we're gonna walk? 624 00:49:57,733 --> 00:50:00,770 Yeah, you probably didn't do that when you were in the Army. 625 00:50:30,093 --> 00:50:32,288 Tell him we're taking the truck. 626 00:50:38,653 --> 00:50:41,850 - He says he needs it. - So do we. 627 00:50:45,373 --> 00:50:47,443 He says, haven't we taken enough already? 628 00:50:47,613 --> 00:50:48,762 We're wasting time. 629 00:50:53,093 --> 00:50:55,482 He wants to know why a German officer speaks English. 630 00:50:55,653 --> 00:50:58,406 - Okay, get in the truck. - No, no, please, sir, not my truck. 631 00:50:58,573 --> 00:51:00,245 I have something else. 632 00:51:10,733 --> 00:51:12,052 Will you look at this thing. 633 00:51:12,213 --> 00:51:14,807 Jeez, yeah. Looks like a Swiss-cheese car. 634 00:51:14,973 --> 00:51:18,124 But this is a Mercedes-Benz. It's a wonderfully engineered car. 635 00:51:18,293 --> 00:51:20,488 - Not anymore. - Yeah, sure. 636 00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:25,284 I can have it running in 20 minutes, major. 637 00:51:25,493 --> 00:51:26,926 Yeah. 638 00:51:28,013 --> 00:51:30,004 Sure, you can. 639 00:51:39,293 --> 00:51:43,002 Yeah, this is what life's all about, being chauffeured around and everything. 640 00:51:43,213 --> 00:51:44,851 Much better than the bus. 641 00:51:45,053 --> 00:51:47,089 Can this thing make it as far as Paris? 642 00:51:47,253 --> 00:51:50,529 Paris. Be on the Champs Elysees with all the beautifuI women. 643 00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,088 Kind of reminds me of northern Kansas. 644 00:51:53,253 --> 00:51:55,483 Hey, major, you think we'll make our train? 645 00:51:55,653 --> 00:51:56,927 Yeah, it looks that way. 646 00:51:57,133 --> 00:51:59,089 Good, I'm counting on being a free man. 647 00:51:59,293 --> 00:52:01,045 Step on it, driver. 648 00:52:01,693 --> 00:52:04,765 Hey, slow down. You are driving like a crazy man. 649 00:52:04,933 --> 00:52:06,525 You fooI. 650 00:52:06,693 --> 00:52:08,649 Come on, Otto, we can make it. 651 00:52:08,813 --> 00:52:11,452 Yeah, go for it. That's it. 652 00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:17,087 That's right. You got it. 653 00:52:22,693 --> 00:52:25,446 For this car, the war is over. 654 00:52:25,613 --> 00:52:27,365 I thought you said this was a good car. 655 00:52:27,573 --> 00:52:30,371 - It's not the car's fault. - No, it's yours. 656 00:52:30,573 --> 00:52:32,165 All right, shut up and listen up. 657 00:52:32,373 --> 00:52:35,126 We got about 18 miles to go and three hours to do it in. 658 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:38,370 But we can make it because the train could have been stalled too. 659 00:52:38,533 --> 00:52:40,330 We're gonna move out, and on the double. 660 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:44,287 Now, wait a minute. Nobody said nothing about chasing all over France. 661 00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:47,126 - Right. - We know the rules, Reisman. 662 00:52:47,293 --> 00:52:48,806 Condemned men don't have to run. 663 00:52:49,013 --> 00:52:50,571 They don't have to live either. 664 00:52:53,053 --> 00:52:55,487 - Neither do you. - Wells. 665 00:53:04,293 --> 00:53:08,286 All right, we're moving out single file, on the double. 666 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:11,650 Go. Come on. Now, move. 667 00:53:12,693 --> 00:53:14,729 Come on. 668 00:53:35,093 --> 00:53:37,448 Major Reisman, gentlemen, s 'il vous plait. 669 00:53:38,813 --> 00:53:41,043 Is that the guy we're supposed to kill? 670 00:53:41,213 --> 00:53:43,681 You knew we couldn't get here on time, major. 671 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:47,323 You knew it and you just ran us into the ground for no damn reason at all. 672 00:53:47,493 --> 00:53:48,892 Satisfied, major? 673 00:53:49,053 --> 00:53:51,283 Now, shut up and get on. 674 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:07,772 Stop. 675 00:54:08,693 --> 00:54:10,285 Come on. Get on it. 676 00:54:10,453 --> 00:54:12,171 You all right? 677 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:02,209 All right, we're going after the train. 678 00:55:02,413 --> 00:55:04,881 What do you mean, "We're going after the train"? 679 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:08,483 After you're finished, the Frenchies are gonna move us to a new location. 680 00:55:09,013 --> 00:55:10,731 Not us, major. You. 681 00:55:14,773 --> 00:55:17,651 - Come again? - We're done, major. We're going home. 682 00:55:17,853 --> 00:55:19,605 Not till we kill the generaI. That's our deaI. 683 00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:21,531 The deaI was to get him at the tower. 684 00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:25,368 Don't be a dummy. The generaI goes up in a balloon, we go up in a balloon. 685 00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:28,326 If we mess up there, we go after him again and we get him. 686 00:55:28,853 --> 00:55:31,572 We didn't mess up, major, the Army did. 687 00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:34,372 Mission's up, Jack. We fulfilled our end of the bargain. 688 00:55:34,573 --> 00:55:36,564 The Army should have had us there on time. 689 00:55:36,773 --> 00:55:38,286 Should have, could have, didn't. 690 00:55:38,453 --> 00:55:41,923 We get the generaI or you don't get amnesty. That's the way it works. 691 00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:44,044 I told you it was lies. Now you believe me? 692 00:55:44,213 --> 00:55:47,922 Nobody lied to you. You get amnesty when the generaI is dead. 693 00:55:48,213 --> 00:55:51,250 - We're not going, major. - It's only fair to let us go. 694 00:55:51,453 --> 00:55:53,648 Don't take it personaI, but we did our part. 695 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:56,048 Dummy, if the krauts get you, they'll kill you. 696 00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:58,369 Nice knowing you. You're a hell of an officer. 697 00:55:58,853 --> 00:56:01,413 - Our best chance is the countryside. - Right, Dregors. 698 00:56:01,573 --> 00:56:04,724 I'd surrender to the Germans before I'd let the French Underground get me. 699 00:56:06,093 --> 00:56:09,483 Of course, the Allies get you, it's automatic execution in the field. 700 00:56:15,693 --> 00:56:19,003 Which brings us back to where we were before. 701 00:56:19,173 --> 00:56:21,403 I'm your best chance to get out of here. 702 00:56:21,573 --> 00:56:23,723 Goodbye. Good luck. 703 00:56:24,373 --> 00:56:25,772 You'll never make it. 704 00:56:25,973 --> 00:56:28,009 And so what? You'll never make generaI. 705 00:56:28,573 --> 00:56:30,848 Hurry up, farmer boy. 706 00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:42,844 There's a million gold reichsmarks on that train. 707 00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,767 You give me the generaI... 708 00:56:46,733 --> 00:56:48,849 ...I'll give you the gold. 709 00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:53,131 - It's a trick. He's Iying to us. - Why would I lie to you, dummy? 710 00:56:53,293 --> 00:56:55,602 What do you think the generaI's doing on the train? 711 00:56:55,773 --> 00:56:59,561 Dietrich is the SS district commander, Southern France. 712 00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:01,530 That train... 713 00:57:01,973 --> 00:57:03,611 ...is a treasure train. 714 00:57:03,813 --> 00:57:05,451 What do you mean, "treasure train"? 715 00:57:05,653 --> 00:57:07,928 Treasure, you know, gold, silver, jewels. 716 00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:10,522 There's nothing on that train but that Nazi officer. 717 00:57:10,693 --> 00:57:12,285 Then why is it so heavily guarded? 718 00:57:12,453 --> 00:57:15,843 Why didn't we just hit it from the air? You know, bomb strafe it? 719 00:57:16,733 --> 00:57:19,531 - I don't know, what do you think? - I don't believe him. 720 00:57:19,693 --> 00:57:22,002 - Do you believe him? - Wait a minute, fellas. 721 00:57:22,173 --> 00:57:24,971 The Nazis have been cleaning out churches and jewelry stores. 722 00:57:25,173 --> 00:57:26,686 That's right. 723 00:57:26,853 --> 00:57:28,889 A million gold reichsmarks. 724 00:57:29,653 --> 00:57:32,042 - Otto, what's that in dollars? - Let me get this straight. 725 00:57:32,253 --> 00:57:35,529 We got your word that we can keep anything we find on the train, huh? 726 00:57:35,733 --> 00:57:37,132 You heard me. 727 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,803 I believe him. 728 00:57:57,333 --> 00:57:58,891 After we kill the generaI... 729 00:57:59,053 --> 00:58:02,045 ...I'll give you the boxcar. You can have the whole damn train. 730 00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:04,852 And I don't know what happened to you. You're gone. 731 00:58:05,013 --> 00:58:07,208 And I couldn't care less. 732 00:58:07,893 --> 00:58:10,009 That train's got two days' head start on us. 733 00:58:10,173 --> 00:58:13,165 - We'll have to sprout wings to catch it. - Hey. 734 00:58:13,333 --> 00:58:15,289 You're catching on. 735 00:58:27,973 --> 00:58:29,804 It's this way or no way. 736 00:58:30,213 --> 00:58:33,171 Thank the French if we make the train on time. 737 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:36,405 Hey, you told us before, if we jump we're gonna get killed. 738 00:58:36,613 --> 00:58:38,092 You misunderstood me. 739 00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:41,051 I said if you don't jump you're gonna get killed. 740 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:43,010 All I ever jumped was bail. 741 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:45,608 I'll follow you, major. You jump first. 742 00:58:46,253 --> 00:58:50,929 And try to make it without falling on top of anyone else's chute, okay? 743 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:18,530 - It's a miracle. - We're gonna have to bury the chutes. 744 00:59:18,693 --> 00:59:20,411 I suggest you get out of yours. 745 00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,205 You okay? 746 00:59:35,693 --> 00:59:37,365 Still on. 747 00:59:42,213 --> 00:59:43,771 This is for you. 748 00:59:46,813 --> 00:59:49,771 Not me. I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you. 749 00:59:49,933 --> 00:59:52,288 You do what I tell you. You're gonna carry this. 750 00:59:52,453 --> 00:59:54,205 Get yourself another caddie. 751 00:59:54,413 --> 00:59:55,892 I've had about enough of you. 752 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:58,653 You've done nothing but moan and groan since we started. 753 00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:01,168 Conditions have changed, but I got an idea... 754 01:00:01,373 --> 01:00:04,729 ...that this little goody is gonna be our savior. 755 01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,450 Unless you wanna go back to that rat hole of a cell you call home... 756 01:00:08,613 --> 01:00:11,286 ...you're gonna do what I tell you to do. 757 01:00:13,653 --> 01:00:15,132 Come on. 758 01:00:20,293 --> 01:00:23,808 Let's get this chute down and out. Come on, move. 759 01:01:03,013 --> 01:01:04,526 What about Otto? 760 01:01:04,693 --> 01:01:07,287 What are you gonna do with your share of the treasure? 761 01:01:07,493 --> 01:01:09,723 I'm going to open a German restaurant. 762 01:01:09,893 --> 01:01:13,522 It's a good idea, Otto, but I suggest you make it French. 763 01:01:13,693 --> 01:01:17,368 Nobody's gonna wanna come to a German restaurant after this war. 764 01:01:18,013 --> 01:01:21,210 I'll keep it simple. I'll spend mine till there ain't nothing left. 765 01:01:21,413 --> 01:01:25,691 I'm gonna open a jazz club. The fanciest place in Chicago. 766 01:01:26,613 --> 01:01:28,763 Whites only. 767 01:01:29,253 --> 01:01:31,926 Of course, the door is always open to my Army buddies. 768 01:01:32,133 --> 01:01:34,363 Of course. 769 01:01:35,133 --> 01:01:37,693 Hey, how about you, major? 770 01:01:37,853 --> 01:01:40,242 What you gonna do, open a shooting gallery, torture chamber? 771 01:01:40,413 --> 01:01:43,689 Well, I'll tell you, fellas. Being that you're working so hard... 772 01:01:43,853 --> 01:01:48,449 ...and you've done such a good job, I think that I should give you my share. 773 01:01:48,613 --> 01:01:50,365 Ain't that nice? 774 01:01:50,573 --> 01:01:54,407 Uncle Sam gives me all the pleasures and niceties in life that I need. 775 01:01:54,573 --> 01:01:56,882 And the only silver I want... 776 01:01:57,253 --> 01:02:00,563 ...are coloneI's eagles perched right here on my shoulder. 777 01:02:01,173 --> 01:02:04,529 Merci, major. We appreciate that. 778 01:02:15,453 --> 01:02:17,284 What are you doing here? 779 01:02:18,893 --> 01:02:20,167 Who are you? 780 01:02:21,653 --> 01:02:24,292 Look at your uniforms. 781 01:02:24,453 --> 01:02:26,125 You are a disgrace. 782 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:28,483 What is going on here? 783 01:02:30,773 --> 01:02:32,729 You. 784 01:02:34,413 --> 01:02:36,802 Who are you? What is your unit? 785 01:02:37,893 --> 01:02:40,043 Come here. 786 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:43,363 We've been in combat, sir. We got separated- 787 01:02:43,533 --> 01:02:45,012 You, shut up! 788 01:02:45,213 --> 01:02:47,010 I'm talking to him. 789 01:02:47,213 --> 01:02:51,092 What is your unit? Who is your commanding officer? 790 01:02:54,653 --> 01:02:55,927 What is your unit? 791 01:02:56,133 --> 01:02:58,852 - ColoneI, are these your men? - Are these your men? 792 01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,844 Sir, I must know what you are doing here. 793 01:03:01,013 --> 01:03:02,924 You, shut up! 794 01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:05,169 ColoneI, I must know what you are doing here. 795 01:03:05,373 --> 01:03:09,651 - Drink? - I do not drink on duty. 796 01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:10,642 - Think there's any more, major? - No, just a patroI. 797 01:05:10,813 --> 01:05:14,249 - Will they come looking for them? - Probably after missing for 24 hours. 798 01:05:14,413 --> 01:05:17,610 Time to go to work. Get your gear together. We got a train to catch. 799 01:05:26,813 --> 01:05:28,405 Check. 800 01:05:57,973 --> 01:06:01,648 - Checkmate. - Congratulations, Herr GeneraI. 801 01:06:01,813 --> 01:06:05,328 Nothing has changed, my dear Schmidt. All the years you have been with me... 802 01:06:05,493 --> 01:06:08,246 ...I cannot remember the last time you won a game. 803 01:06:08,453 --> 01:06:11,286 You must realize by now that I am a master of strategy. 804 01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:15,048 There's no one in the fatherland who has furthered the cause... 805 01:06:15,213 --> 01:06:18,205 ...furthered the war, more than I have. 806 01:06:18,373 --> 01:06:22,525 Our F�hrer depends on me. Together we will go down in history... 807 01:06:22,693 --> 01:06:26,003 ...as the greatest military brain trust of all time. 808 01:06:26,213 --> 01:06:28,204 So, my dear Herr ColoneI... 809 01:06:28,373 --> 01:06:31,331 ...don't feeI badly that I have beaten you at chess. 810 01:06:31,493 --> 01:06:33,529 Consider it an honor. 811 01:06:33,693 --> 01:06:37,481 Something you can relate with reverence to your grandchildren. 812 01:06:38,293 --> 01:06:42,127 Herr GeneraI, I have never doubted what you have been telling me. 813 01:06:42,613 --> 01:06:46,492 But lately, if you will forgive me... 814 01:06:46,653 --> 01:06:49,884 ...I have been experiencing this strange feeling... 815 01:06:50,053 --> 01:06:52,613 ...about you, Herr GeneraI. 816 01:06:52,773 --> 01:06:54,968 About your motives, Herr GeneraI. 817 01:06:56,013 --> 01:06:58,686 About you and the F�hrer, Herr GeneraI. 818 01:06:59,173 --> 01:07:02,927 I am almost afraid to tell you what has been going through my mind. 819 01:07:03,133 --> 01:07:07,331 These thoughts have caused me much anxiety. 820 01:07:07,493 --> 01:07:09,529 Not only for you... 821 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,246 ...but for me. 822 01:07:24,613 --> 01:07:26,843 My dear, trusted friend... 823 01:07:27,013 --> 01:07:29,686 ...you should be thankfuI that you are with me... 824 01:07:29,853 --> 01:07:35,166 ...in this great moment of triumph for the fatherland. 825 01:07:35,493 --> 01:07:38,849 But please, continue. 826 01:07:39,253 --> 01:07:40,925 But as I think of it... 827 01:07:41,093 --> 01:07:43,368 ...I noticed your Luger the other day. 828 01:07:43,573 --> 01:07:46,087 A speciaI modeI, isn't it? 829 01:07:46,293 --> 01:07:47,726 May I see it? 830 01:08:45,093 --> 01:08:46,731 I thought we were gonna meet a train. 831 01:08:47,253 --> 01:08:49,369 Look at them all. What are they doing here? 832 01:08:49,533 --> 01:08:52,843 - Great spot you picked, major. - Thank me later. 833 01:09:25,893 --> 01:09:28,088 Whatever's on that train must be something good. 834 01:09:28,293 --> 01:09:31,091 - Forget it. There's too many Germans. - Not too many for us. 835 01:09:31,253 --> 01:09:34,211 We'll surprise them, major. It'll be their PearI Harbor. 836 01:09:34,773 --> 01:09:37,207 Dregors pops the generaI, then we fall back as a unit. 837 01:09:37,373 --> 01:09:40,331 We marry up with the French Resistance, then come back for the train. 838 01:09:40,493 --> 01:09:42,927 - It'll be gone, major. - That wasn't our deaI. 839 01:09:43,133 --> 01:09:45,727 I know it wasn't. Neither was a company of German soldiers. 840 01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:49,164 - We're gonna take it, Reisman. - Yeah. 841 01:09:50,133 --> 01:09:52,124 I gotta tell you something. 842 01:09:53,293 --> 01:09:54,806 There's nothing on that train. 843 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:57,085 - What? - Are you kidding? 844 01:09:57,293 --> 01:10:00,683 - No jewels, no gold, I lied. - What are you talking about? 845 01:10:00,853 --> 01:10:04,528 I couldn't do this job without your help. I had to make up that story. 846 01:10:04,693 --> 01:10:07,002 Forget the train, there's nothing on it. 847 01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:09,562 He lied to us then and he's Iying to us now. 848 01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:12,241 - Just make up your mind. - I'm telling you the truth. 849 01:10:12,413 --> 01:10:14,722 - There's no treasure, believe me. - Sure, Reisman. 850 01:10:14,893 --> 01:10:16,531 Officers, troops of soldiers... 851 01:10:16,693 --> 01:10:19,491 ...and you want us to believe there's nothing on that train? 852 01:10:19,653 --> 01:10:22,213 We've come this far, we're taking the train. 853 01:10:24,533 --> 01:10:28,162 Now, here she comes. Number nine. 854 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:37,723 Now arriving at track number one, the bullion express. 855 01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:41,721 You wanna die for an empty boxcar, you're on your own. 856 01:11:03,133 --> 01:11:04,805 What do you make of it, 70 yards? 857 01:11:05,013 --> 01:11:07,846 Yeah, something like that. 858 01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:18,691 Well, this is what it's been all about, you know. 859 01:11:19,293 --> 01:11:21,045 This moment. 860 01:11:21,693 --> 01:11:23,923 And now it's up to you. 861 01:11:25,773 --> 01:11:28,571 Assassinations, train heists. 862 01:11:28,933 --> 01:11:31,686 I'm picking up some pretty bad habits hanging around you. 863 01:11:31,853 --> 01:11:33,286 Yeah. 864 01:11:45,013 --> 01:11:46,605 That's him. 865 01:11:59,173 --> 01:12:00,606 Come on, Dregors. 866 01:12:00,813 --> 01:12:02,963 Get this guy so we can get to the train. 867 01:12:04,173 --> 01:12:07,449 - I can't get a shot. He's not open. - Just wait. He'll be in the clear. 868 01:12:07,933 --> 01:12:11,403 - Let's just shoot them all. - Just shut up before I shoot you. 869 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:46,053 What's gonna show up around here next, a battleship? 870 01:12:49,453 --> 01:12:50,852 Hey, what is this? 871 01:12:57,213 --> 01:12:59,090 Where's he gonna land? I don't see no field. 872 01:14:13,053 --> 01:14:14,566 You never said nothing about him. 873 01:14:15,453 --> 01:14:18,047 - It doesn't change a thing. - Who's him? 874 01:14:18,253 --> 01:14:20,209 You don't want to know. 875 01:14:27,693 --> 01:14:29,365 Reisman... 876 01:14:31,293 --> 01:14:33,170 ...what have you done to us? 877 01:14:33,693 --> 01:14:36,332 - Why, what's he done? - Hey, I know that guy. 878 01:14:36,533 --> 01:14:38,012 It can't be. 879 01:14:38,453 --> 01:14:40,444 Yes, it can. 880 01:14:42,293 --> 01:14:44,648 - It's Hitler. - You mean Hitler? 881 01:14:44,853 --> 01:14:46,605 Oh, man, President Hitler. 882 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:49,207 - The freaking F�hrer. - He's come to get our treasure. 883 01:14:49,413 --> 01:14:51,643 - There is no treasure. - Yeah, like hell. 884 01:14:52,173 --> 01:14:54,892 Listen to me, Dregors. Listen to me. 885 01:14:55,093 --> 01:14:58,722 Remember, our orders are to kill the generaI. 886 01:14:58,893 --> 01:15:00,690 To hell with our orders. 887 01:15:00,853 --> 01:15:02,127 Do what I'm telling you. 888 01:15:04,093 --> 01:15:07,165 - Traitors. - Do you realize who that is? 889 01:15:08,053 --> 01:15:09,884 I shoot him, the war is over. 890 01:15:10,253 --> 01:15:12,608 - Now, right here. - No. No, you couldn't. 891 01:15:12,773 --> 01:15:15,003 You'd make it last longer and longer. 892 01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:19,052 You are crazy, major. 893 01:15:19,933 --> 01:15:21,844 It's Hitler. 894 01:15:22,773 --> 01:15:26,448 - I shoot Hitler, the war is over. - Go on, do it, Dregors. Go ahead, do it. 895 01:15:26,653 --> 01:15:29,087 Hurry up. He's gonna pull out of here with our gold. 896 01:15:33,013 --> 01:15:36,005 Shoot the generaI now. 897 01:15:36,213 --> 01:15:37,566 It doesn't make any sense. 898 01:15:37,773 --> 01:15:39,650 Don't listen to him, Dregors, come on. 899 01:15:40,413 --> 01:15:41,766 Just do it, Dregors. 900 01:15:43,493 --> 01:15:46,007 Go on, shoot the paperhanger, Dregors. Do it, man. 901 01:15:46,773 --> 01:15:48,650 Blow his brains out. 902 01:15:53,493 --> 01:15:54,972 The generaI. 903 01:16:30,693 --> 01:16:32,763 Yeah. 904 01:17:37,373 --> 01:17:39,967 Well, dummy, you got them into it. 905 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:18,565 This ain't no train. It's gonna have to do. 906 01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:20,564 Go for it! 907 01:18:32,573 --> 01:18:35,212 Hey, look, come on. 908 01:18:45,933 --> 01:18:47,730 Krauts. 909 01:19:01,453 --> 01:19:03,728 Hey, there's nothing here, man. 910 01:19:04,213 --> 01:19:06,773 Hey, Reisman, there's nothing here but junk. 911 01:19:06,973 --> 01:19:08,691 No wonder they wouldn't bomb the train. 912 01:19:08,893 --> 01:19:11,487 I thought you said there was treasure here. 913 01:19:11,693 --> 01:19:12,728 This is treasure. 914 01:19:12,933 --> 01:19:15,128 Where? AII I see is a piano and drawings. 915 01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:17,767 Because you're dumb. This stuff is history, priceless. 916 01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:20,652 What's so good about an old piano? 917 01:19:21,133 --> 01:19:23,601 Maybe it was Beethoven's. We gotta get out of here. 918 01:19:23,813 --> 01:19:26,566 Beethoven's piano? This was Beethoven's piano? 919 01:19:26,773 --> 01:19:28,968 Who's Beethoven? 920 01:19:29,173 --> 01:19:31,209 A German songwriter. Come on, let's go. 921 01:19:33,653 --> 01:19:35,928 Hey, Reisman, you promised us gold. 922 01:19:37,413 --> 01:19:39,324 Shut up. Wells, come on down. 923 01:19:39,693 --> 01:19:41,046 Yes, sir! 924 01:19:47,133 --> 01:19:48,851 Think you can fly that thing? 925 01:19:49,013 --> 01:19:52,483 - If it's got wings, I can fly it. - All right, wind it up, we'll climb on. 926 01:19:52,653 --> 01:19:54,644 All right, let's go. 927 01:20:40,733 --> 01:20:43,486 - Sixkiller. - Go, chief! 928 01:21:20,493 --> 01:21:22,290 Come on, hurry up! 929 01:21:48,613 --> 01:21:51,491 Come on! Get him on! 930 01:21:51,653 --> 01:21:52,847 Come on. 931 01:21:56,013 --> 01:21:57,731 Come on, let's get out of here. 932 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:13,092 - Come on, hang on, hang on. - Take it easy, Dregors. 933 01:23:16,733 --> 01:23:18,724 Flying all the way home? 934 01:23:19,253 --> 01:23:22,131 I left a lot of good troops back there. 935 01:23:22,293 --> 01:23:24,090 I hope it was worth it. 936 01:23:28,653 --> 01:23:32,282 Hey. Anybody lose a briefcase? 937 01:23:32,493 --> 01:23:35,291 With our luck, there's liable to be a bomb in it. 938 01:23:41,253 --> 01:23:44,768 - Our new orders, sir? - Anything important, major? 939 01:23:45,973 --> 01:23:49,249 I'm sure the boys in Army intelligence will think so. 940 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,243 What's this? 941 01:23:58,613 --> 01:24:00,410 Hey. 942 01:24:01,613 --> 01:24:03,171 Look at those rocks. 943 01:24:04,493 --> 01:24:05,892 They gotta be worth a million. 944 01:24:11,173 --> 01:24:13,448 Hey, we're rich. 945 01:24:14,333 --> 01:24:16,289 Yeah, we're rich. 946 01:24:20,093 --> 01:24:22,084 They were supposed to be in the piano. 947 01:24:24,173 --> 01:24:26,209 Would I lie to you? 948 01:24:32,613 --> 01:24:34,729 What are we gonna do with all this stuff? 949 01:24:34,893 --> 01:24:36,451 What do you think we're gonna do? 950 01:24:36,653 --> 01:24:38,962 Captured enemy documents taken in combat... 951 01:24:39,133 --> 01:24:41,442 ...are the property of the United States Army. 952 01:24:41,613 --> 01:24:44,286 Failure to surrender those to a superior officer... 953 01:24:44,493 --> 01:24:47,530 ...is a breach of the Uniform Code of Military Justice... 954 01:24:47,693 --> 01:24:51,083 ...punishable by court-martiaI and prison. 955 01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:55,326 However, other non-military items taken in the course of duty... 956 01:24:55,493 --> 01:24:58,724 ...come under the all-inclusive category of... 957 01:24:59,573 --> 01:25:00,847 ...finders, keepers. 958 01:25:03,813 --> 01:25:05,326 - Hey, all right. - Hey. 959 01:25:09,373 --> 01:25:11,762 - Hey, hold on to them. - Yeah, yeah. 960 01:25:12,573 --> 01:25:15,167 Dregors, I think we ought to take a trip after the war... 961 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:17,688 ...go see the Brooklyn Dodgers. 962 01:25:20,213 --> 01:25:21,726 Dreg? 963 01:25:24,813 --> 01:25:26,212 Oh, man. 964 01:25:27,053 --> 01:25:28,566 Damn! 965 01:25:32,093 --> 01:25:33,811 He was okay. 966 01:25:46,653 --> 01:25:48,803 Major! 967 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:57,086 What's wrong? How bad? 968 01:25:59,133 --> 01:26:01,044 Rudder-trim wire's gone. 969 01:26:01,613 --> 01:26:03,888 Air pressure's going fast. 970 01:26:04,093 --> 01:26:06,891 We might enough oiI pressure to feather the prop. 971 01:26:07,053 --> 01:26:10,125 Otherwise we're gonna windmill and it's gonna drag us right down. 972 01:26:15,533 --> 01:26:17,444 I need your help on that left rudder, sir. 973 01:26:17,613 --> 01:26:20,252 Push in the left rudder with your left foot. 974 01:26:22,013 --> 01:26:23,685 Push her in! 975 01:26:39,813 --> 01:26:41,212 It's better. 976 01:26:41,373 --> 01:26:42,772 Nice work, kid. Thank you. 977 01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:44,605 Yeah. 978 01:27:06,973 --> 01:27:08,691 Pressure's gone. 979 01:27:08,853 --> 01:27:11,208 OiI pressure gone, sir. She's going down. 980 01:27:25,333 --> 01:27:27,324 Are we gonna make it over the cliffs? 981 01:27:30,133 --> 01:27:33,443 It's duck soup. We'll clear about 10 or 15 feet. 982 01:27:45,773 --> 01:27:47,968 How's 2 feet? 983 01:27:55,613 --> 01:27:57,569 "I just got word. " 984 01:27:58,893 --> 01:28:00,849 "From a guy who heard. " 985 01:29:24,213 --> 01:29:27,046 Come on, you krauts. Every one of you, outside. 986 01:29:30,053 --> 01:29:31,452 Come on. 987 01:29:31,613 --> 01:29:33,683 - Come on, every one of you. - All right. 988 01:29:33,853 --> 01:29:35,491 I've got you covered. 989 01:29:35,653 --> 01:29:38,213 - Come on. - What do we got here? 990 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,967 - Come on right out. - Oh, no. 991 01:29:41,533 --> 01:29:43,808 Come on, put your hands up. Come out. 992 01:29:44,013 --> 01:29:48,529 Put your hands right up and surrender in the name of the king. 993 01:29:49,053 --> 01:29:52,841 - Don't you move or you're bloody dead. - All right. 994 01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:55,447 Don't move. Don't move. 995 01:29:55,653 --> 01:29:58,611 Good job, coloneI. Now you gotta take us in. 996 01:29:58,813 --> 01:30:00,690 Yanks. 997 01:30:02,853 --> 01:30:04,764 You got a pub in that town of yours? 998 01:30:04,973 --> 01:30:07,806 Well, we do, but they ain't open yet. 999 01:30:08,013 --> 01:30:09,651 Well, it will be when we get there. 1000 01:30:10,013 --> 01:30:14,131 Come on, pops, and I'll buy you a pint. 1001 01:30:14,293 --> 01:30:16,363 Come on, fellas. 1002 01:30:23,693 --> 01:30:24,921 We hereby recommend... 1003 01:30:25,093 --> 01:30:27,812 ...those members of the group known as The Dirty Dozen... 1004 01:30:27,973 --> 01:30:29,326 ...who survived this mission... 1005 01:30:29,493 --> 01:30:31,848 ...should have their service records amended... 1006 01:30:32,013 --> 01:30:36,245 ...to indicate they are being returned to active duty at their former ranks. 1007 01:30:36,413 --> 01:30:39,246 And that the next of kin of those who were killed be advised... 1008 01:30:39,413 --> 01:30:43,372 ...that they lost their lives as American soldiers in the line of duty. 1009 01:30:43,533 --> 01:30:48,084 Major Reisman is still Major Reisman, doing things his way... 1010 01:30:48,253 --> 01:30:50,642 ...not quite the Army way. 1011 01:30:52,243 --> 01:30:58,143 Subtitles Boris J.