1 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,078 Previously on SurrealEstate. 2 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:14,647 We've been at this new place almost six months 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,816 and we still haven't found a replacement for Phil. 4 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,185 We found 34 replacements for Zooey. 5 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:20,854 These aren't people you replace easily. 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:23,790 I'm still meeting August in underground parking garages. 7 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:27,494 If you find our mission so distasteful, why do you stay? 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:32,932 Oh, little Luke. 9 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,834 All growed up. 10 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,671 And he sells houses. 11 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,439 Payback's a bitch, little Luke. 12 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:42,342 And it's coming for you. 13 00:00:52,424 --> 00:00:55,995 Hm. Slow down, Jaybird. No one's gonna take it away. 14 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,957 You definitely did something different. 15 00:00:58,534 --> 00:01:00,648 - It's called a reverse sear. - Mm-hm? 16 00:01:00,659 --> 00:01:01,985 Put the steak in the oven a few minutes, 17 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,516 bake the inside then you sear it on the grill. 18 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,808 Do you think we'll have a barbecue at our new place? 19 00:01:07,073 --> 00:01:08,570 We'll pick one out together. 20 00:01:08,581 --> 00:01:10,250 Cool. 21 00:01:15,131 --> 00:01:18,534 Can I go to Quentin's for a sleepover on the weekend? 22 00:01:19,236 --> 00:01:23,105 Like, they-they're throwing me a party, like, um, my friends. 23 00:01:23,116 --> 00:01:27,620 Like, um, farewell-type thing. 24 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,589 We talked about this. 25 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:31,825 Yeah, Dad, I, I promise I'm going to be super careful 26 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,560 - ... and I won't... - This isn't a debate. 27 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:36,529 We have rules for a reason. 28 00:01:56,249 --> 00:02:01,688 Hey, I know this is hard but we'll figure it out. Okay? 29 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,329 Goodnight. 30 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,664 Hey. 31 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,607 Come here. 32 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,422 - Goodnight. - 'Kay. 33 00:02:52,327 --> 00:02:53,829 Sleep tight, buddy. 34 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:18,751 Same old story: 35 00:03:18,762 --> 00:03:22,068 A woman comes home early and catches her man 36 00:03:22,797 --> 00:03:24,159 with a microwave. 37 00:03:25,989 --> 00:03:27,596 Why build a magnetron 38 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,942 when one can simply borrow 39 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:32,178 from the people who brought us the six-minute baked potato? 40 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:34,760 - Oh, August. - It's for Luke. 41 00:03:34,771 --> 00:03:36,305 Mm, let me guess: He called 42 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,252 and you jumped at the chance to thumb your nose at ASDRA, 43 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,688 who will be furious to learn 44 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,758 you are in violation of your non-compete. 45 00:03:45,598 --> 00:03:48,334 Luke is a friend and needed my help. 46 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:52,574 This isn't about ASDRA or my recent discontent. 47 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,134 Look, I know you've been unhappy with them 48 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,337 but I got some news tonight at dinner I think may help. 49 00:03:58,193 --> 00:03:59,374 Oh? 50 00:03:59,385 --> 00:04:01,087 Zhang is retiring. 51 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,542 He announces next week. 52 00:04:04,136 --> 00:04:05,805 And his replacement? 53 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:09,421 Executive director? 54 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,574 That's wonderful, Shell. Very well deserved. 55 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,109 Mm. 56 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:18,717 Oh, it's what I've been working for all these years. Oh! 57 00:04:19,734 --> 00:04:23,304 But they are gonna be looking at me very, very closely. 58 00:04:23,488 --> 00:04:25,390 Not just my work. 59 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,034 Everything. 60 00:04:28,111 --> 00:04:30,447 My record has to be spotless. 61 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:32,294 No skeletons in the closet, or else... 62 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,942 The last thing I want to do 63 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,945 is to put your career at risk. 64 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,881 Thank you. 65 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,156 I can tell you right now, Mitch, 66 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,059 there will be no shortage of buyers for this neighbourhood. 67 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:56,329 Young families will love to have such a great school nearby. 68 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:58,398 - Good to know. - Any particular reason 69 00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,999 why you're selling? 70 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,035 Um, just time to move on. 71 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,903 Hm, got it. Well, in terms of staging 72 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,372 I have a few thoughts. Um, I... 73 00:05:07,915 --> 00:05:11,811 Oh, yeah. My, my son Jaylen has kind of a sleeping disorder. 74 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,247 One time he wandered right out the front door into the street. 75 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:17,250 - Oh my God. Was he okay? - Yeah. I don't sleep real well. 76 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:19,786 I, I was awake and grabbed him in time. 77 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:22,311 - Lucky. - Mm-hm. 78 00:05:22,618 --> 00:05:25,153 - Can I take a look inside? - Um, another time. 79 00:05:25,308 --> 00:05:26,737 It's a war zone in there. 80 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:28,617 - Teenage boys, right? - Yeah. 81 00:05:28,846 --> 00:05:30,648 Excuse me. It's the movers. 82 00:05:30,659 --> 00:05:33,061 - Mm. - Hi. Yeah. 83 00:05:33,252 --> 00:05:35,802 Yeah, I was hoping you could pencil me in for the 23rd. Yeah. 84 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:02,036 - See what you needed? - Uh, sorry. I-I was just... 85 00:06:02,047 --> 00:06:04,016 Yeah. 86 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,768 Got some moving stuff to take care of if you don't mind. 87 00:06:06,779 --> 00:06:08,447 Sure thing. 88 00:06:14,777 --> 00:06:17,914 No messing around, please. Just take the first offer. 89 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:19,794 - Whatever it is. - The first offer?! 90 00:06:19,805 --> 00:06:21,507 - Thanks, Ms. Ireland. - But... 91 00:06:32,028 --> 00:06:33,964 Hey, Audrey. Settling in okay? 92 00:06:33,997 --> 00:06:36,433 Yes, Mr. Roman. I familiarized myself 93 00:06:36,466 --> 00:06:38,134 with open accounts, I organized an inspection 94 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:40,003 with the Rohan house and I sent back 95 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:41,671 that coffee pod machine, as requested. 96 00:06:41,738 --> 00:06:44,474 I mean, am I crazy or was there a weird aftertaste? 97 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:47,110 There was, but I'll find a nice pour-over machine 98 00:06:47,143 --> 00:06:49,346 and make a standing bean order with a local roaster. 99 00:06:50,846 --> 00:06:52,782 Awesome. 100 00:06:53,783 --> 00:06:55,585 Roman/Ireland. 101 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,355 May I say who's calling? 102 00:07:00,123 --> 00:07:02,325 Sure. One moment. 103 00:07:02,692 --> 00:07:05,262 There's a Mr. MacNeil on the phone for you. 104 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:08,198 MacNeil, huh? Transfer it to my cell? 105 00:07:08,231 --> 00:07:09,966 Sure. 106 00:07:13,169 --> 00:07:15,005 Luke Roman. 107 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:19,042 Luke. Hello, Luke. How are you? 108 00:07:19,075 --> 00:07:21,077 Fine, thanks. Who's this? 109 00:07:21,111 --> 00:07:22,879 Luke, my name is Tyler MacNeil. 110 00:07:23,139 --> 00:07:25,141 I'm, uh, looking to sell my home. 111 00:07:25,427 --> 00:07:28,685 I was told you're the best. I'm in the business of best. 112 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,043 Well, thank you, Mr. MacNeil. 113 00:07:31,212 --> 00:07:33,348 What sort of property are we talking about here? 114 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:35,394 It's Tyler. Uh, the address 115 00:07:35,405 --> 00:07:37,106 is 712 Riverwalk. 116 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:45,921 Oh! The house on the hill. The one overlooking the river. 117 00:07:46,269 --> 00:07:49,472 But you know that, living there as you do. 118 00:07:49,806 --> 00:07:51,675 Would you like to come by and take a look at it? 119 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:54,277 Yes, yes, very much, Mr. Mac... 120 00:07:54,703 --> 00:07:57,414 Tyler. Tyler? Then we can set up 121 00:07:57,447 --> 00:08:00,116 a personalized market plan identifying and targeting 122 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,586 - key buyer segments. - Thanks, Luke. 123 00:08:03,057 --> 00:08:04,626 I'll be in touch. 124 00:08:14,764 --> 00:08:18,068 712 Riverwalk is hitting the market. 125 00:08:18,477 --> 00:08:19,786 Is that a good thing? 126 00:08:19,797 --> 00:08:22,372 It's pretty much a big fish that just jumped into the boat. 127 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,196 Okay, well, I'll find some comparables 128 00:08:24,207 --> 00:08:25,976 and make some room in the calendar for you. 129 00:08:26,733 --> 00:08:28,393 - Thanks. - Oh! 130 00:08:28,404 --> 00:08:30,272 Sorry, I just had one question. 131 00:08:30,515 --> 00:08:34,119 I keep seeing a reference to S-M-E-P 132 00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,786 but I can't seem to find what it means. 133 00:08:37,562 --> 00:08:40,045 Specialists in metaphysically engaged properties. 134 00:08:41,758 --> 00:08:43,593 Homes that have, uh, 135 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:46,062 unique barriers to sell. 136 00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:48,565 Well, I'd love to learn more about them. 137 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:22,221 Susan, I'd like to introduce you to our fabulous 138 00:09:22,232 --> 00:09:24,834 new administrative assistant, Audrey, 139 00:09:25,115 --> 00:09:27,083 fresh from the temp agency. 140 00:09:27,094 --> 00:09:29,463 - It's nice to meet you, Audrey. - Miss Ireland. 141 00:09:29,474 --> 00:09:31,042 Any experience in the industry? 142 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:33,970 Well, I spent two years temping at Leland Properties. 143 00:09:33,981 --> 00:09:36,117 High volume, but lacking the personal touch 144 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,652 that a boutique agency provides. 145 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,821 Two years. I hope you learned a few things. 146 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,400 So, a few. 147 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:43,913 Why don't you take the day and get to know my filing system? 148 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:46,567 Sure. It shouldn't take the whole day. 149 00:09:46,928 --> 00:09:49,997 She has a hundred and nine different color codes. 150 00:09:50,273 --> 00:09:52,942 Hope you know your fuchsias from your violets. 151 00:09:53,047 --> 00:09:54,816 Strap in, buttercup. 152 00:09:59,874 --> 00:10:02,477 It was so strange. There were these big locks 153 00:10:02,543 --> 00:10:04,312 on his son's bedroom door. 154 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:06,481 It was a mess, with bars on the windows 155 00:10:06,547 --> 00:10:08,316 and he wants me to take the first offer we get! 156 00:10:08,349 --> 00:10:10,485 - First offer? That's crazy talk. - No, seriously, 157 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,987 I get a real weird vibe from this guy. 158 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:15,831 Huh. 159 00:10:15,889 --> 00:10:17,891 This guy! 160 00:10:17,902 --> 00:10:19,870 This wonderful guy! 161 00:10:20,268 --> 00:10:21,836 Mitch! 162 00:10:22,152 --> 00:10:23,720 Uh, can I get you some coffee? 163 00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:25,833 We have, uh, pour-over now. 164 00:10:29,089 --> 00:10:31,539 So, your dad won't let you come 165 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:34,075 because you walk in your sleep sometimes? 166 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,178 Bro, that's nuts! 167 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:39,647 Yeah, I know. 168 00:10:39,981 --> 00:10:42,116 You ever thought about seeing a sleep doctor or something? 169 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,886 No, I never want to see another doctor ever again. 170 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,655 Right, right. Sorry, I forgot. 171 00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:50,525 Man, is it, is really that serious, though, like... ? 172 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,994 I mean, sometimes I wake up 173 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,963 with actual scratch marks on my walls. 174 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:59,312 Last week my whole wardrobe was tipped over, so... 175 00:10:59,323 --> 00:11:01,658 And you just never remember a thing? 176 00:11:01,669 --> 00:11:04,138 - Never. - Man, that's crazy. 177 00:11:04,172 --> 00:11:06,841 But you should still come. I'd just, I'd look out for you. 178 00:11:09,477 --> 00:11:10,978 I came to apologize. 179 00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:12,947 I shouldn't have snapped at you like that. 180 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:16,117 I'm just... anxious to put that house behind us 181 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,352 and get a fresh start. 182 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,823 My, uh, my wife and I bought that house together 183 00:11:21,823 --> 00:11:25,059 but she died. It was a car accident. 184 00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:26,694 Oh, I'm so sorry. 185 00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,397 This was a few years ago and just as we were 186 00:11:29,497 --> 00:11:32,700 picking up the pieces, Jaylen got sick. Really sick. 187 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,368 The doctors didn't think he was gonna make it. 188 00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:36,838 - Oh my God. - They called it a miracle. 189 00:11:37,311 --> 00:11:39,580 Guess the universe owed us one, you know? 190 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,132 That's amazing. 191 00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:45,513 So, the sleepwalking, it started after? 192 00:11:46,013 --> 00:11:48,082 Uh, yeah. It's probably stress-related. 193 00:11:48,469 --> 00:11:52,261 He's just been through so much, but, uh, I got a handle on it. 194 00:11:52,443 --> 00:11:55,356 Well, Jaylen's lucky to have you looking out for him. 195 00:11:55,389 --> 00:11:57,358 And I will do my best to fast-track the deal 196 00:11:57,492 --> 00:11:59,994 and give you two that fresh start ASAP. 197 00:12:00,228 --> 00:12:01,929 - Thank you, Miss Ireland. - Susan. 198 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:05,973 But I insist we field multiple offers. 199 00:12:05,984 --> 00:12:07,725 Let the market do what it does. 200 00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:10,037 I wouldn't sleep well if we didn't. 201 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,868 Okay. Sounds good. 202 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:28,304 - Who are you? - Sorry. 203 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,714 Uh, I-I-I was... No one, no one answered the door. 204 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:33,740 I asked who you are. 205 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:37,040 Well, I'm a member of St. Andrew's church 206 00:12:37,051 --> 00:12:39,020 and I'm just, I'm just inviting you to our 207 00:12:39,122 --> 00:12:40,857 weekend fundraising barbecue. 208 00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,838 Ah! I see. A man of God. 209 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,308 And He told you to come over here 210 00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:50,178 and invite me over for a little wine, wafer and... 211 00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:51,958 ... ribs? 212 00:12:53,185 --> 00:12:55,372 Ah, no. Not, not exactly. 213 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,853 Oh. Well, then, what does he tell you, then? 214 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:02,657 I assume he speaks to you, comforts you, 215 00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:06,516 tells you you're his favoritest little helper. 216 00:13:06,527 --> 00:13:09,430 Okay, um, I should really get going. 217 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,252 Just kidding, son. What's your name? 218 00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,803 Uh, Alex. 219 00:13:15,937 --> 00:13:19,040 Alex. Well, I'd like to give you some money, Alex. 220 00:13:19,807 --> 00:13:21,476 How's $100,000 sound? 221 00:13:23,484 --> 00:13:24,890 One and five zeros. 222 00:13:24,901 --> 00:13:26,870 Are you a liberal arts major, Alex? 223 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:30,179 Uh, a hundred thousand? That's... 224 00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:31,591 I mean, I don't... I mean... 225 00:13:31,926 --> 00:13:33,477 The church could do so much with that kind of contribution... 226 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,299 It's not for the church! It's for you. 227 00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:40,183 I will personally pay you $100,000 228 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,842 to leave the church... that corrupt, depraved, 229 00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:46,056 rotting old relic... and never return. 230 00:13:46,847 --> 00:13:48,191 What do you say, Alex? 231 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,439 Can I get an amen and a hallelujah?! 232 00:13:52,507 --> 00:13:54,075 All right. 233 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,344 You're crazy. 234 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:02,443 Hundred grand from a crazy man spends just as nice! 235 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:05,313 Think about it, Alex. 236 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:25,606 How do you always know exactly what I want? 237 00:14:35,599 --> 00:14:37,251 Sorry for being late. 238 00:14:38,319 --> 00:14:43,624 The ASDRA rocket I'm designing now needs to be 12 tons lighter. 239 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:46,127 It's like asking a prizefighter trying to make weight 240 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,496 to hand over his spleen. 241 00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:51,581 Must be nice to play in the big leagues again. 242 00:14:51,592 --> 00:14:54,461 ASDRA's resources are impressive. 243 00:14:54,702 --> 00:14:57,004 But there was a certain uncomplicated morality 244 00:14:57,038 --> 00:14:58,840 about my work at the agency. 245 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,169 On that topic, 246 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,079 whatever's shambling around the Rohan House, 247 00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,342 should take care of it. 248 00:15:08,986 --> 00:15:11,000 But I made a commitment to ASDRA, Luke. 249 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,147 And, more importantly, to Rochelle. 250 00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,791 I'll join you for a pint anytime, 251 00:15:15,802 --> 00:15:18,304 but I mustn't cheat on ASDRA anymore. 252 00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,183 Vocationally speaking. 253 00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:24,298 So, no more toys. 254 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,311 Been tough without you, August. 255 00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:32,179 And Phil. And Zooey. 256 00:15:33,481 --> 00:15:35,282 I miss the old days. 257 00:15:36,851 --> 00:15:39,320 That's why I haven't tried so hard to replace you. 258 00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:42,857 Be pretty much admitting that, uh, 259 00:15:43,504 --> 00:15:45,272 you're not coming back. 260 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,555 I miss it, too. 261 00:15:48,929 --> 00:15:50,398 More than you know. 262 00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:58,072 To old friends and musty attics. 263 00:16:00,806 --> 00:16:01,998 Yo, Jaylen! 264 00:16:02,009 --> 00:16:04,045 Come outside, man! This party's gonna be lit. 265 00:16:12,386 --> 00:16:15,156 Jaylen! Look, man, I'm not leaving 266 00:16:15,189 --> 00:16:17,325 'til you get your ass outside. Don't be a wiener. 267 00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,596 Jaylen! 268 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,132 Come on, grow a pair and get your ass out here, man. 269 00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:26,823 I'll make a man outta you, boy! 270 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:33,385 Jaylen. 271 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,045 Oh, man. 272 00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,067 Luke Roman. Welcome. 273 00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,003 Tyler. 274 00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:05,339 You look... just like your transit bench. 275 00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,127 Please, come on in. 276 00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:19,887 I love the walls, floors and the view is, uh... 277 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,925 remarkable. 278 00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:24,638 May I ask why you're selling? 279 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:28,114 It's just not me anymore. Something from the kitchen? 280 00:17:28,789 --> 00:17:30,491 Just water. 281 00:17:41,676 --> 00:17:44,045 So, tell me your story, Luke. 282 00:17:44,311 --> 00:17:46,580 Well, with Roman/Ireland you get all the amenities 283 00:17:46,614 --> 00:17:49,450 of a high-volume agency with the care and attention 284 00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:50,951 only a boutique... 285 00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:55,361 I can read all that on your website. 286 00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:57,491 I want to know about you. 287 00:17:58,092 --> 00:17:59,727 Not much to tell, really. 288 00:18:00,261 --> 00:18:01,762 Any family? 289 00:18:05,866 --> 00:18:07,601 I'm a single-detached at the moment. 290 00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,904 How about yourself? What line of work you in? 291 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:13,263 I operate luxury retirement lifestyle alternatives. 292 00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:16,957 Senior housing? Now that is a stable market. 293 00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:20,721 You know what it's about, Luke? 294 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,670 Dignity. 295 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,972 Our society, we tend to just 296 00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,041 put people in a box. 297 00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:30,144 - That's true. - We just put them in a box 298 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:32,246 and toss them out when we're done with them. 299 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,782 Just toss them right out, 300 00:18:35,049 --> 00:18:36,817 into whatever. Sink or swim, right? 301 00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,821 - It's a shame. - Yeah. 302 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,623 Yeah, it is. It's a shame. 303 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,660 A shame, a damn shame. 304 00:18:49,532 --> 00:18:51,700 So, tell me, Luke, why real estate 305 00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:53,613 out of all the things that you could've done? 306 00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:58,906 Asking myself that a lot lately. 307 00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:02,009 Excuse me. 308 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:06,065 Hey. Can I call you back? 309 00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:11,244 Can it wait? I'm with a really important client. 310 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,955 I'll be right there. 311 00:19:15,649 --> 00:19:16,836 So you're leaving? 312 00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:18,248 A client issue. Can't wait. 313 00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:19,994 You've got clients. You know how it is. 314 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:22,775 Give me a call and we'll talk about what your needs are. 315 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,255 Oh, I'm very good at expressing my needs. 316 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,001 Great! See you soon. 317 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:30,693 Hey, uh... 318 00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:33,663 I thought about what you said and I'll take the money. 319 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,242 What the hell. 320 00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:38,812 I'll call you. 321 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,487 Sorry, limited-time offer. 322 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,212 Came by to do a little staging and I found this. 323 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,893 Whoa. 324 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,631 I hope Jaylen's okay. 325 00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:01,736 Hold that thought. 326 00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:06,563 Oh my God! Is he all right? 327 00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,042 We're okay. He just needs to rest. 328 00:20:08,437 --> 00:20:10,306 - Are you sure? - Please go. 329 00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:11,568 Mitch, it's... 330 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,147 Let us know if you need anything. 331 00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,051 - What the... ? - Let's just give 'em some time. 332 00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,819 We'll talk about it, but not here. 333 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,179 All right, so I looked into Mr. Valmy but there isn't much. 334 00:20:29,206 --> 00:20:30,708 It says that he used to be a pilot 335 00:20:30,741 --> 00:20:33,077 for a commercial airline, but he quit a few years ago. 336 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:34,845 Was probably when his son got sick. 337 00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:37,044 Yeah. He's been day trading ever since. 338 00:20:37,055 --> 00:20:39,090 And he's apparently really good at it. 339 00:20:39,101 --> 00:20:42,037 Oh! Uh, do you always dig into your clients this way? 340 00:20:42,048 --> 00:20:44,684 Because at Leland Properties we would never really do this. 341 00:20:44,695 --> 00:20:46,964 Audrey, will you excuse us for a moment? 342 00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:50,902 Um... Yeah. Sure. 343 00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,290 So what do you know? 344 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,104 - Jaylen is not a sleepwalker. - What is he? 345 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:06,003 I could feel something else in there. Something nasty. 346 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:09,051 Should we bring that thing along? The M.E.D.? 347 00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:10,888 I don't know how to use it. Do you? 348 00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:13,769 It's a... Molecular Exfiltration Device. 349 00:21:13,818 --> 00:21:15,753 How hard could it be? 350 00:21:16,326 --> 00:21:18,328 - We should call August. - August is unavailable. 351 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,896 ASDRA's jerking his chain. 352 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,032 No August, no Phil, no Zooey. 353 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:24,334 Lomax is at that relocation conference. 354 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,869 We are seriously understaffed. 355 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,571 We gotta move fast 'cause that kid's in danger 356 00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:29,306 and I think his father is, too. 357 00:21:30,674 --> 00:21:33,143 Are you guys hopping on a call? I'd sure love to shadow. 358 00:21:33,176 --> 00:21:36,580 Sorry, I found a cerulean file in a vermillion folder. 359 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,582 Start again, please. 360 00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:49,079 Jaylen? 361 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:51,461 Open the door. We need to talk about it. 362 00:21:51,495 --> 00:21:53,230 I just want to be alone! 363 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,834 Okay. 364 00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,803 I'm here if you need me. 365 00:22:50,164 --> 00:22:52,132 It's humming. I think that's good? 366 00:22:52,189 --> 00:22:54,057 Maybe it doesn't know the words. 367 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,194 Luke, we have to do this right! 368 00:22:57,227 --> 00:22:59,095 This family has been through enough. 369 00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,551 Yeah. Unlucky. 370 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,541 - What are you doing here? - Mitch, we need to talk. 371 00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:14,044 What's happening to your son isn't normal. 372 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:16,546 I told you, he's just a teenager. 373 00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,448 He's bending iron. 374 00:23:18,548 --> 00:23:20,851 No amount of hormones in the world can explain that. 375 00:23:21,128 --> 00:23:23,664 There is something bad in your son. 376 00:23:23,675 --> 00:23:25,911 It is old and it is evil and I think we can help you. 377 00:23:25,922 --> 00:23:29,559 You people are insane. Get outta here. Right now! 378 00:23:29,793 --> 00:23:31,228 Dad? 379 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:37,934 What is happening to me? 380 00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:45,527 I don't understand. 381 00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:50,080 Mitch. 382 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:53,483 Come on. Your son, he has... 383 00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:55,252 He has a demon in him. 384 00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:58,588 - I know. - You know? 385 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:02,292 How do you know? 386 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,530 I'm the one who put it there. 387 00:24:17,102 --> 00:24:20,138 Jaylen was diagnosed with lymphoma. 388 00:24:21,412 --> 00:24:23,085 There wasn't any cure. 389 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,380 I'd just lost Laura. I, uh... 390 00:24:26,816 --> 00:24:28,552 I couldn't lose you, too. 391 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,556 I've travelled just about everywhere 392 00:24:32,589 --> 00:24:34,291 and I've seen things... 393 00:24:35,692 --> 00:24:38,061 in older parts of the world. 394 00:24:38,195 --> 00:24:40,630 Things that I, I can't explain. 395 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:46,703 And I heard rumours once about a, a man in northern Iraq 396 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,638 who sold immortality. 397 00:24:55,864 --> 00:24:57,466 And when I found him, 398 00:24:58,348 --> 00:25:00,584 before I spoke, he knew why I was there. 399 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:02,519 He-he said he could save Jaylen. 400 00:25:04,027 --> 00:25:05,496 I cried. 401 00:25:05,507 --> 00:25:07,509 For the first time I felt like there was hope. 402 00:25:09,948 --> 00:25:12,651 I brought all the money that I could carry safely 403 00:25:12,662 --> 00:25:14,497 in that part of the world. 404 00:25:14,823 --> 00:25:17,426 And a gun in case the money wasn't enough. 405 00:25:19,817 --> 00:25:23,287 And I knew it was possible that he was conning me - 406 00:25:23,298 --> 00:25:26,802 probable, even - but I, I paid him the money. 407 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,552 I was paying the price of immortality. 408 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,758 It turns out that the price was higher. 409 00:25:43,939 --> 00:25:45,775 He sold you a demon. 410 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:48,680 But it worked. 411 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:53,370 It worked. 412 00:25:53,903 --> 00:25:56,405 The day after you took it the cancer went away. 413 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:58,808 Boom. 414 00:25:59,107 --> 00:26:00,842 It was a miracle. 415 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:02,621 How long before... 416 00:26:02,632 --> 00:26:04,534 It started about six months ago. 417 00:26:05,775 --> 00:26:07,577 It wasn't every night at first. 418 00:26:08,036 --> 00:26:10,839 And then it was most nights. And now... 419 00:26:12,394 --> 00:26:14,063 he changes. 420 00:26:14,719 --> 00:26:15,987 You ready to hear about this? 421 00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,918 The worst is, is what he does to himself. 422 00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:29,492 His, his nails get long and he, uh... 423 00:26:30,659 --> 00:26:32,161 And he hurts himself. 424 00:26:32,414 --> 00:26:34,383 Throws himself into walls. 425 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,902 Bites. 426 00:26:37,121 --> 00:26:38,823 It's like the demon's trying to destroy itself 427 00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:40,603 from inside. 428 00:26:41,636 --> 00:26:44,038 Why don't I have any... 429 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:45,951 When you wake up, you don't remember. 430 00:26:46,041 --> 00:26:48,510 You don't have any blood or scars. 431 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,959 Not 'til the next time. 432 00:26:53,422 --> 00:26:55,357 And he's never hurt anybody else. 433 00:26:57,434 --> 00:26:58,935 Except once. 434 00:27:01,571 --> 00:27:03,673 It was just a deer. 435 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:07,986 Full-grown buck. Pretty much tore him apart. 436 00:27:08,216 --> 00:27:11,153 But, no, you never, never hurt a person. 437 00:27:12,701 --> 00:27:14,569 What happens if I do? 438 00:27:14,909 --> 00:27:17,111 Maybe we can help you get rid of it. 439 00:27:17,661 --> 00:27:19,738 - No. - Mitch, please? 440 00:27:19,749 --> 00:27:21,951 - Absolutely not. - Dad. 441 00:27:23,319 --> 00:27:25,395 Jaylen, what if it comes back? 442 00:27:25,484 --> 00:27:27,153 What if you take it out and the cancer comes back? 443 00:27:27,164 --> 00:27:28,665 - I want... - You don't understand! 444 00:27:28,698 --> 00:27:31,301 Dad, I am old enough to make my own decisions, okay? 445 00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:32,903 I get to decide. 446 00:27:34,389 --> 00:27:35,991 I want friends! 447 00:27:36,464 --> 00:27:40,134 Okay? I, I want to get married someday. 448 00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:42,904 I just, I want a life. 449 00:27:44,459 --> 00:27:45,994 However long. 450 00:27:55,798 --> 00:27:57,699 You done this kind of thing before? 451 00:28:01,063 --> 00:28:02,798 Sort of. 452 00:28:08,057 --> 00:28:10,660 Any chance we can track down this demon dealer? 453 00:28:10,671 --> 00:28:12,640 Well, I emailed Phil about it. Apparently, we have 454 00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:15,120 a better chance catching wind with a net. 455 00:28:15,131 --> 00:28:17,466 His words. No, we're just going to have to 456 00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:19,368 go with the details we got from Mitch. 457 00:28:19,468 --> 00:28:21,304 I've gone through Phil's old records. 458 00:28:21,777 --> 00:28:24,346 It appears we're dealing with a sleep demon. 459 00:28:24,874 --> 00:28:28,477 Immortal. And very dangerous. 460 00:28:28,544 --> 00:28:30,880 It lays dormant during the day 461 00:28:30,926 --> 00:28:33,628 but at night it, effectively, highjacks the body. 462 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:35,718 So why is it coming out now? 463 00:28:35,751 --> 00:28:38,588 Best guess? Puberty. 464 00:28:39,121 --> 00:28:40,890 It matured with the boy. 465 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:43,326 Now that he's come of age, it has, too. 466 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:46,684 Meaning it'll only grow stronger and more destructive. 467 00:28:46,929 --> 00:28:48,331 Will an M.E.D. work? 468 00:28:48,714 --> 00:28:51,223 No, no. I've-I've... I've learned over time 469 00:28:51,234 --> 00:28:55,471 this demon-extraction business is very bespoke. 470 00:28:55,538 --> 00:28:57,640 One size does not fit all. 471 00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,943 This particular entity, uh, 472 00:29:00,977 --> 00:29:03,246 has been fused with the boy too long. 473 00:29:03,613 --> 00:29:05,147 It's laid down roots 474 00:29:05,181 --> 00:29:06,860 and won't come easily. 475 00:29:06,871 --> 00:29:09,550 We need something more powerful and precise. 476 00:29:11,988 --> 00:29:13,923 I have an idea. 477 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,190 - Goodnight, Rich. - Sorry, Prof. 478 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:11,814 Gotta check the briefcase. 479 00:30:12,281 --> 00:30:13,983 Ah. 480 00:30:16,586 --> 00:30:18,154 New security protocol. 481 00:30:19,722 --> 00:30:21,257 You should've got an email. 482 00:30:30,672 --> 00:30:34,075 All right. Okay. Goodnight, Professor. 483 00:31:02,705 --> 00:31:04,887 It's, uh, a next gen, 484 00:31:04,898 --> 00:31:07,726 uh, defibrillator designed to keep a soldier's heart 485 00:31:07,737 --> 00:31:11,240 beating for hours, even days, if medical evac is impossible. 486 00:31:11,384 --> 00:31:13,409 I've reprogrammed it to, uh, 487 00:31:13,442 --> 00:31:16,012 expel a concentrated electric charge. 488 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:17,925 What we must do: 489 00:31:17,936 --> 00:31:20,372 Attach the leads to the boy's chest, 490 00:31:20,544 --> 00:31:22,079 flick the switch... 491 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,259 ... and it'll burn the demon out from within. 492 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,190 Like how a, uh, fever kills a virus. 493 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:29,091 And Jaylen will be okay. 494 00:31:29,148 --> 00:31:31,283 Well, he should be. It's important 495 00:31:31,294 --> 00:31:33,829 no one is touching the boy during the surge. 496 00:31:34,123 --> 00:31:37,793 Any contact charge could be fatal, so stay clear. 497 00:31:39,111 --> 00:31:41,446 Thanks, Augie. We'll take it from there. 498 00:31:41,787 --> 00:31:45,330 Uh, it's, uh, probably best if I come along. 499 00:31:45,507 --> 00:31:48,610 It's a, uh, touchy little piece of technology. 500 00:31:48,930 --> 00:31:51,180 Won't ASDRA throw some kind of legal fit? 501 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,554 Probably. 502 00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:55,533 But standing here with you both 503 00:31:55,904 --> 00:31:58,373 staring down the unknown and the unspeakable... 504 00:31:59,715 --> 00:32:01,584 It just feels right. 505 00:32:02,725 --> 00:32:04,293 Well, let's go. 506 00:32:07,994 --> 00:32:09,829 - Audrey, I... - This is it, right? 507 00:32:09,939 --> 00:32:11,756 You're gonna do a thing with the engaged property? 508 00:32:12,094 --> 00:32:14,226 Please let me come. Whatever it is I can handle it. 509 00:32:14,405 --> 00:32:16,073 Not this time. 510 00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:18,887 Luke, we all need to learn at some point. 511 00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:24,213 Okay, kid. You're up. 512 00:32:29,937 --> 00:32:32,407 Hey, Jaylen. 513 00:32:32,508 --> 00:32:34,477 Gotta stay awake. Remember? 514 00:32:35,558 --> 00:32:37,426 Dad, something's wrong. 515 00:32:39,941 --> 00:32:41,709 I think it knows. 516 00:32:42,991 --> 00:32:44,993 - Dad, how does it know? - What? 517 00:32:49,005 --> 00:32:51,374 Hey, it's okay. 518 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,791 Mm. 519 00:32:53,802 --> 00:32:55,337 - Stay awake! - Mm. 520 00:32:57,639 --> 00:32:59,541 Hey! Open up, Valmy! 521 00:32:59,971 --> 00:33:02,941 Valmy, my kid's in emergency! Got 20 stitches. 522 00:33:02,952 --> 00:33:05,454 - Maybe a concussion! - I don't... Who, who's your son? 523 00:33:05,488 --> 00:33:07,290 Son of a bitch! Your kid cut him up! 524 00:33:07,323 --> 00:33:09,759 - Okay, you need to calm down. - Don't tell me to calm down! 525 00:33:09,792 --> 00:33:12,895 I'm sorry, I can't help you right now. Okay? I'm sorry. 526 00:33:12,895 --> 00:33:15,798 - I can't help you! I'm sorry. - I'm calling the police! 527 00:33:24,607 --> 00:33:26,142 Hey! 528 00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:27,911 - We gotta go. - What? 529 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,390 The police are coming. Come on. 530 00:33:29,401 --> 00:33:31,903 But, wait, are-are are we just gonna leave? 531 00:33:31,914 --> 00:33:33,416 Yeah, we gotta pack a bag, right now. 532 00:33:33,449 --> 00:33:35,051 - But why? What happened? - Listen to me: The police 533 00:33:35,084 --> 00:33:37,620 aren't going to understand. They're not going to understand. 534 00:33:37,854 --> 00:33:39,522 They're going to take you away. 535 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:41,669 Look... 536 00:33:41,703 --> 00:33:44,706 We're going to be okay. I promise you. Okay? 537 00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:46,218 Go pack a bag. Now! 538 00:33:57,780 --> 00:33:59,515 You gotta stay awake, Jaylen. Come on. 539 00:33:59,679 --> 00:34:01,948 It's all going to be okay, okay? You're gonna be fine. 540 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:04,668 - Come on, talk to me! - I'm tired, Dad. 541 00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:07,272 Fight it, Jaylen. Come on, fight it! 542 00:34:07,887 --> 00:34:09,146 I'm gonna get you where safe soon, okay? 543 00:34:09,157 --> 00:34:13,095 Somewhere you can sleep. Okay, Jaylen? Jaylen! 544 00:34:21,753 --> 00:34:22,890 Jaylen! 545 00:34:27,922 --> 00:34:29,657 Isn't that Mitch's car? 546 00:34:30,024 --> 00:34:32,160 Where the hell did they think they're going? 547 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,079 Mitch, where's Jaylen? 548 00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:41,625 He ran. I need to go find him. 549 00:34:41,636 --> 00:34:43,171 - We'll find him. - No, no, no, I... 550 00:34:43,171 --> 00:34:46,374 You can't help him now! We can. Stay with Mitch and call 9-1-1. 551 00:34:46,407 --> 00:34:48,176 - But I... - Just do it! 552 00:34:48,176 --> 00:34:49,844 We'll be back. 553 00:35:19,006 --> 00:35:20,942 Jaylen! 554 00:35:22,295 --> 00:35:24,030 Jaylen! 555 00:35:24,558 --> 00:35:26,359 Are you out here?! 556 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:30,651 Okay, then. 557 00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:33,488 Susan, is there anything you can do to restrain the patient? 558 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:49,036 Jaylen! Wake up! Jaylen! 559 00:35:49,070 --> 00:35:52,006 Jaylen! Wake up! 560 00:35:53,641 --> 00:35:55,343 Almost. Almost. 561 00:36:00,181 --> 00:36:02,116 Ah. 562 00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,845 Jaylen, stop! 563 00:36:09,856 --> 00:36:11,625 Audrey! 564 00:36:12,701 --> 00:36:14,203 I can't hold him here much longer! 565 00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:16,650 Jaylen, stop! 566 00:36:18,355 --> 00:36:21,291 It's dad, Jaylen, okay? Listen to me. 567 00:36:21,325 --> 00:36:23,160 I'm sorry. Okay? 568 00:36:23,171 --> 00:36:24,672 Listen to me: I'm so sorry. 569 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:26,706 I'm sorry. 570 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,624 The contacts go on his chest! 571 00:36:29,038 --> 00:36:30,746 I'm sorry for everything. 572 00:36:30,786 --> 00:36:32,521 - Do you, you... - Mitch, be careful! 573 00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:34,668 Jaylen. 574 00:36:34,849 --> 00:36:39,153 Jaylen, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 575 00:36:39,187 --> 00:36:41,255 You're in this mess because of me. 576 00:36:41,289 --> 00:36:43,658 Let me help you. 577 00:36:44,047 --> 00:36:47,417 Let me help you. Let me help you now. 578 00:36:47,428 --> 00:36:49,664 Don't push the button until you're clear! 579 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:51,611 Let go! It could kill you! 580 00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:54,691 - I'm right here. - Mitch! 581 00:36:54,724 --> 00:36:56,593 Don't! 582 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:11,938 Hey. 583 00:37:13,059 --> 00:37:14,728 Mm. What happened to you? 584 00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:20,571 Something is weighing on me and I have to tell you. 585 00:37:22,228 --> 00:37:24,331 I'm afraid I broke my promise. 586 00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:29,283 You were with Luke? 587 00:37:29,511 --> 00:37:32,814 There was a problem and I had the solution. 588 00:37:33,515 --> 00:37:36,418 That solution, however, was a piece of classified 589 00:37:36,451 --> 00:37:39,121 ASDRA technology that I removed from the facility 590 00:37:39,187 --> 00:37:40,722 without their knowledge. 591 00:37:42,147 --> 00:37:43,446 I will quietly return it 592 00:37:43,457 --> 00:37:45,359 and no one needs to be the wiser. 593 00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:52,734 Was it worth it? 594 00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:57,806 I helped save the life of a nice young man, so... 595 00:37:59,608 --> 00:38:01,643 Yes. 596 00:38:01,943 --> 00:38:04,346 It was actually the most worthwhile thing I've done 597 00:38:04,379 --> 00:38:06,081 in some time. 598 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,741 I'm sorry. 599 00:38:19,494 --> 00:38:21,196 You're fired. 600 00:38:22,731 --> 00:38:24,466 Clean out your desk this morning. 601 00:38:25,701 --> 00:38:27,369 Security will show you out. 602 00:38:30,778 --> 00:38:32,881 - I know the protocol. - Yes, you do. 603 00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:42,265 Hey. 604 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:45,813 I just, I thought I'd stop in and see how you two were doing. 605 00:38:46,844 --> 00:38:49,046 My ears stopped ringing, but I still taste pennies. 606 00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:51,760 Could have been a lot worse. 607 00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:54,763 What happened with that kid? His friend? 608 00:38:55,274 --> 00:38:56,809 He's, uh, he's okay. 609 00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,156 And he talked his dad down off of Defcon One. 610 00:38:59,452 --> 00:39:01,021 - Talk about a great friend. - Mm. 611 00:39:01,032 --> 00:39:02,560 Jaylen's lucky to have him. 612 00:39:02,571 --> 00:39:04,940 - How is Jaylen? - Good. 613 00:39:06,074 --> 00:39:08,510 Who knows about tomorrow, or next week 614 00:39:08,543 --> 00:39:10,946 - or next year, but... - Yeah. 615 00:39:10,979 --> 00:39:12,848 That's being a parent, I guess. 616 00:39:13,148 --> 00:39:17,185 You do your best and you cross your fingers. 617 00:39:20,045 --> 00:39:22,614 - Hey. - The Valmys are okay. 618 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,160 All good to hear. 619 00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,073 Oh! 620 00:39:26,128 --> 00:39:28,230 Hang on, we just got an email from Audrey. 621 00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:30,399 This should be good. 622 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:32,189 Dear Mr. Roman and Miss Ireland. 623 00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:34,251 Thank you so much for the experience. 624 00:39:34,262 --> 00:39:36,931 I've learned so much, blah-blah-blah-blah... 625 00:39:37,172 --> 00:39:39,074 Regret to inform you I am moving on 626 00:39:39,107 --> 00:39:42,444 to other opportunities less... invasive. 627 00:39:44,011 --> 00:39:46,948 Sincerely... The "i" is dotted with a heart. 628 00:39:47,816 --> 00:39:49,184 Audrey. 629 00:39:49,217 --> 00:39:52,688 Damn it! Ach! I really liked her. 630 00:39:52,997 --> 00:39:55,123 Well, we are a little invasive. 631 00:39:55,179 --> 00:39:58,082 - In a super-supportive way. - I guess some people 632 00:39:58,093 --> 00:40:01,129 are irrationally terrified by your filing system. 633 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,710 But, seriously, 634 00:40:03,721 --> 00:40:05,923 we'll have to find a replacement. 635 00:40:05,934 --> 00:40:07,803 - Again. - Come on! 636 00:40:07,891 --> 00:40:10,194 We just landed the most impressive property 637 00:40:10,205 --> 00:40:11,673 we ever had. 638 00:40:11,807 --> 00:40:13,809 Good things are gonna start happening. 639 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,444 Now. 640 00:40:20,082 --> 00:40:21,583 Hey, Carl. 641 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,079 Surprised to see me? 642 00:40:27,889 --> 00:40:29,591 Of course you are. 643 00:40:29,624 --> 00:40:31,693 Since I'm not at the bottom of a lake 644 00:40:31,727 --> 00:40:35,630 where you and your snivelling ratfink of a son dumped me 645 00:40:35,951 --> 00:40:39,087 35 goddamn years ago! 646 00:40:40,575 --> 00:40:43,478 Yeah. It's me, Carl. 647 00:40:43,805 --> 00:40:45,340 Elvis the Elephant. 648 00:40:46,106 --> 00:40:48,041 Still alive. 649 00:40:48,309 --> 00:40:50,411 Not to gloat, or anything. 650 00:40:53,454 --> 00:40:55,523 When I saw that obituary 651 00:40:55,684 --> 00:40:58,620 and looked at your dead, smirking, stupid face, 652 00:40:58,820 --> 00:41:00,422 you know what I felt? 653 00:41:01,857 --> 00:41:04,426 Actually, I was pissed. 654 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:07,195 I was furious. I was horribly cheesed off 655 00:41:07,229 --> 00:41:10,032 that you were rotting in the cold, damp earth 656 00:41:10,065 --> 00:41:13,101 and I wasn't the one who put you there. 657 00:41:14,394 --> 00:41:16,129 That hurts, Carl. 658 00:41:23,291 --> 00:41:27,295 You know, I almost stuck a knife in your son's back today. 659 00:41:28,417 --> 00:41:30,185 Right in the spine. Just... 660 00:41:34,222 --> 00:41:36,090 But then I thought... 661 00:41:37,926 --> 00:41:39,428 that's too easy. 662 00:41:39,726 --> 00:41:41,794 What I really want 663 00:41:42,237 --> 00:41:48,192 is to slide into that gym-toned, sun-kissed, good-haired carcass 664 00:41:48,203 --> 00:41:51,106 and ride it into Gloryland. 665 00:41:58,246 --> 00:42:00,248 In the end, 666 00:42:00,282 --> 00:42:01,983 Luke will envy you... 667 00:42:04,519 --> 00:42:06,388 your pleasant, grassy rest. 668 00:42:08,156 --> 00:42:11,059 So, chew on that for a while, Carl, 669 00:42:12,316 --> 00:42:13,818 as the worms chew on you. 670 00:42:18,964 --> 00:42:23,964 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -