1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:11,200 The Scarlet Letter Jacket 2 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,568 I can't believe you came over here. 3 00:01:16,568 --> 00:01:17,903 It was on my way. 4 00:01:17,903 --> 00:01:19,805 - I have one second. - So, go. 5 00:01:19,805 --> 00:01:21,440 No. You have to kiss me more. 6 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,911 - Look who's getting bossy. - You have no idea. 7 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:28,547 You want to just get in the back seat for a minute? 8 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,749 - I'm leaving now. - Chicken. 9 00:01:38,424 --> 00:01:43,562 No. It's fine. I can just never show my face at school again. 10 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,297 What? 11 00:01:45,297 --> 00:01:47,199 No. 12 00:01:47,199 --> 00:01:49,435 Right. Look, I gotta go. 13 00:01:49,435 --> 00:01:51,737 OK. See you in a few. 14 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,204 Bye. 15 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,444 - Where were you? - I was getting the paper. 16 00:01:58,444 --> 00:02:01,180 - You went out ten minutes ago. - Oh, that's completely untrue. 17 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,982 What do you mean, you can't show your face at school? 18 00:02:02,982 --> 00:02:06,085 No reason. No one wants to see my face anyway. 19 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,553 Grace. 20 00:02:07,553 --> 00:02:08,954 Mom, I don't want to talk about it. 21 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:11,623 - What happened at school? - Mom. 22 00:02:11,623 --> 00:02:15,719 - Did something bad happen? - Not at school. Can we just go? 23 00:02:17,529 --> 00:02:19,064 Even when she was a baby... 24 00:02:19,064 --> 00:02:20,766 I couldn't get enough of her smell. 25 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:23,335 I would sneak into her room when she was asleep... 26 00:02:23,335 --> 00:02:25,037 and I'd bury my nose in her hair, and... 27 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:30,743 Oh, I can still get away with it every now and then. 28 00:02:30,743 --> 00:02:32,344 She always says I can tell her anything... 29 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:35,347 but then she makes the biggest deal out of it. 30 00:02:35,347 --> 00:02:39,051 People heard about what happened with you and that dad. 31 00:02:39,051 --> 00:02:42,788 - What do you mean? - That you and he were-- 32 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:45,958 that we walked in on you. 33 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,326 So, I've decided... 34 00:02:47,326 --> 00:02:49,028 I'm just never gonna tell her anything again. 35 00:02:49,028 --> 00:02:52,097 - But it's worse than that. - It is? 36 00:02:52,097 --> 00:02:54,533 Yeah, well, they kind of messed up the story. 37 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:58,604 They started saying that you caught me and that guy's son. 38 00:02:58,604 --> 00:02:59,772 You? 39 00:02:59,772 --> 00:03:02,241 Apparently, we were having sex when you walked in. 40 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:04,176 Mom. 41 00:03:04,176 --> 00:03:06,111 Honey, I'm so sorry. 42 00:03:06,111 --> 00:03:07,780 Well, all these people think I'm capable of having sex... 43 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:10,049 which clearly will never happen in real life. 44 00:03:10,049 --> 00:03:13,352 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry for putting you in that position. 45 00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:16,355 You can't worry about what other people say and think. 46 00:03:16,355 --> 00:03:18,624 You have to live your own life. 47 00:03:18,624 --> 00:03:21,491 That doesn't apply to high school. 48 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:25,697 Oh, how did I not know that going out... 49 00:03:25,697 --> 00:03:26,965 with another parent at the school... 50 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,167 would be disastrous? 51 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,836 - He's a parent at the school? - You knew that. 52 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,838 I didn't know that. I knew he had kids. 53 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,339 What's his name? 54 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:37,076 Rick Sammler. 55 00:03:37,076 --> 00:03:38,844 You're seeing Rick Sammler? 56 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,479 Why? 57 00:03:40,479 --> 00:03:42,781 Rick Sammler was the one undressing you... 58 00:03:42,781 --> 00:03:44,016 in your living room? 59 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,651 Do you think you could say that a little louder? 60 00:03:45,651 --> 00:03:47,482 I'm not sure they heard you outside. 61 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:53,826 Well--so, what is-- what's wrong with Rick Sammler? 62 00:03:53,826 --> 00:03:57,896 Nothing, except his ex-wife is one of my best friends. 63 00:03:57,896 --> 00:04:00,365 That's your friend Karen? 64 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,602 Yes. 65 00:04:03,602 --> 00:04:05,337 Do you want to have a football program? 66 00:04:05,337 --> 00:04:07,039 Do you want to have a ginls' soccer team? 67 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,141 Then you're gonna have to get your butts out there... 68 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:10,943 and act like a carnival means something... 69 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:12,277 'cause that's where your money's gonna come from. 70 00:04:12,277 --> 00:04:14,379 All right. 71 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,583 Committees--food, Joanie, Graham, Robbie. 72 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:19,685 Sales, Nancy. You can get the tickets printed... 73 00:04:19,685 --> 00:04:20,853 through your father, right? 74 00:04:20,853 --> 00:04:22,387 Signs, Grace. 75 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,589 you're a good artist. 76 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:25,891 And who doesn't have an assignment? 77 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,726 Eli, I see you skulkin' back there. 78 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,128 You guys and Lisa. 79 00:04:29,128 --> 00:04:32,097 The most important thing is getting done on time. 80 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,233 Now, we're gonna have a building session tomorrow... 81 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,401 in the courtyand, and I want everybody there. 82 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:40,139 Grace. 83 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:42,307 Oh, what a bummer. You have to work in the carnival. 84 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:44,810 - Tell me about it. - Any cute guys, at least? 85 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:47,146 - Who? - Can we please not discuss it? 86 00:04:47,146 --> 00:04:49,281 Oh, you're kidding, right? 87 00:04:49,281 --> 00:04:51,416 - Well, he is cute. - Shut up. 88 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,784 - Hi, Grace. - Hi, Grace. 89 00:04:52,784 --> 00:04:54,887 Hi. 90 00:04:54,887 --> 00:04:56,588 Nice blouse. 91 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,419 Thanks. 92 00:05:00,792 --> 00:05:02,628 Bitch. 93 00:05:02,628 --> 00:05:05,464 Well, if you do it now, you won't have to do it later. 94 00:05:05,464 --> 00:05:08,667 - I don't have that much. - Then it won't take very long. 95 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,035 Can I have another cupcake? 96 00:05:10,035 --> 00:05:12,004 I don't think your mother wants you to have all that sugar. 97 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:14,006 Dad, sugar has no effect. 98 00:05:14,006 --> 00:05:17,203 That's what grown-ups say who don't want to get fat. 99 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,446 Zoe, we have to work. 100 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:24,316 Nobody does their homework in the afternoon. 101 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:26,151 Why can't I have another cupcake? 102 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:28,687 Zoe, your mom and I talked about this... 103 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,088 about putting things off. 104 00:05:30,088 --> 00:05:31,423 I know, I know. 105 00:05:31,423 --> 00:05:35,160 All right, let's get upstairs and get to work. 106 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,362 I have to take a rest first. I have a headache. 107 00:05:37,362 --> 00:05:38,530 - No, you don't. - Dad? 108 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:39,698 Gracious. 109 00:05:39,698 --> 00:05:41,633 - Dad. - Hi, sweetheart. 110 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,368 She's eating my cupcakes. 111 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:44,870 Mom. 112 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:46,638 OK, that's tomorrow's dessert. How many did you have? 113 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,840 Two. I had one. 114 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,943 - There's still one left. - I'm gonna kill her. 115 00:05:50,943 --> 00:05:52,477 OK, Grace, upstairs. Get your clothes. 116 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,779 Zoe, have you started your homework? 117 00:05:53,779 --> 00:05:56,215 I was gonna start right now. Wait up. 118 00:05:56,215 --> 00:05:58,617 I thoughtyou were gonna play bad cop this week. 119 00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,777 I tried. 120 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:04,278 - Thank you for taking them. - No problem. 121 00:06:06,792 --> 00:06:09,625 Jake, don't eat that. 122 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,899 It gives misleading signals when you hang out. 123 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:15,500 When they're ready to go, you should-- 124 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,136 Excuse me, I was helping with homework, as we discussed... 125 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:20,772 and as soon as they come downstairs, we're leaving. 126 00:06:20,772 --> 00:06:22,808 I'm not saying you should run out of the house. 127 00:06:22,808 --> 00:06:25,043 Yes, you are, and that's fine. 128 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:27,637 Jake... never mind. 129 00:06:29,648 --> 00:06:32,251 I'm sorry about last week. 130 00:06:32,251 --> 00:06:34,152 Well, that's all right. 131 00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:37,089 Don Lipson thought it was very funny, by the way. 132 00:06:37,089 --> 00:06:38,824 Thought what was funny? 133 00:06:38,824 --> 00:06:41,660 Well, you on the couch with-- what was his name, by the way? 134 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:43,862 You told Don Lipson? 135 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:48,066 No, no, Don Lipson told me in canpool this afternoon: 136 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:50,435 In carpool? Then who told Don Lipson? 137 00:06:50,435 --> 00:06:52,337 Lil, gossip like that doesn't go to waste... 138 00:06:52,337 --> 00:06:53,572 certainly not in this school. 139 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:56,375 What exactly did Don Lipson tell you? 140 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,909 Well, I challenged him to a duel... 141 00:06:57,909 --> 00:06:59,344 before he could go into details. 142 00:06:59,344 --> 00:07:00,445 I had to defend your honor. 143 00:07:00,445 --> 00:07:02,214 There's nothing wrong with my honor. 144 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,545 I'm joking. 145 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:08,420 Hey, it's OK, all right? 146 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,622 You can do whatever you want. 147 00:07:10,622 --> 00:07:13,058 I mean, I just want what's best for you. 148 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,390 Thank you, Jake. That is very kind. 149 00:07:18,463 --> 00:07:20,666 All right, you monsters. Let's go! 150 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:22,000 Let's get out of here. 151 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,335 - Bye, mom. - Bye, sweetie. 152 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:25,937 - See you later. - Get me some cupcakes, OK? 153 00:07:25,937 --> 00:07:29,408 - Have fun without us. - Love you. 154 00:07:30,809 --> 00:07:33,512 I'm just gonna turn this down. 155 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:35,681 I suppose I should've asked... 156 00:07:35,681 --> 00:07:38,283 but I got it into my head that you liked sea bass. 157 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:41,553 Oh, really? I'm duly impressed. 158 00:07:41,553 --> 00:07:44,690 It seems like I never have any time to cook anymore. 159 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:46,892 Well, if I never cooked another meal in my life... 160 00:07:46,892 --> 00:07:48,154 it'd be too soon. 161 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:54,166 So, the trucks pull up to her house, off-load. 162 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,667 The lady drives up in her mercedes... 163 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,203 takes one look, and I get the call. 164 00:07:58,203 --> 00:08:01,473 It's too pink. Six tons of marble go back to ltaly... 165 00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:03,308 because it clashes with her cat. 166 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:08,280 I love being an architect. 167 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:40,579 If you need to go, it's OK. 168 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:42,012 No, no. 169 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:48,153 So, this is our fourth date. 170 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:50,021 Fifth, if you count when you broke up with me. 171 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:53,616 Sorry. 172 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:59,231 I just don't know exactly what you expect of me... 173 00:08:59,231 --> 00:09:01,066 or what I expect of me. 174 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:03,568 I don't expect anything of you. 175 00:09:03,568 --> 00:09:06,505 I know. It's just-- 176 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:09,007 Do I help you clean up? Do we go upstairs... 177 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,876 and make love and then clean up? 178 00:09:10,876 --> 00:09:12,544 We can make love while we clean up. 179 00:09:12,544 --> 00:09:13,879 And maybe that's what you expect of me. 180 00:09:13,879 --> 00:09:16,848 I don't expect anything of you, he said again. 181 00:09:20,152 --> 00:09:22,521 I'm just not sure all of this... 182 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,682 is as easy as you may want it to be. 183 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,625 You just hush up. 184 00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:38,503 One thing you should know... 185 00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:44,109 If you want me to respond, don't let me talk. 186 00:09:44,109 --> 00:09:47,179 Just-- oh, do what you're doing. 187 00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,981 Or better yet, hit me over the head... 188 00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:51,183 with something very large. 189 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:55,887 The thing is, all I've been thinking... 190 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,913 since I got here is, when can we go upstairs? 191 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,433 Hi, it's Rick and the kids... 192 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,902 and here comes the beep. 193 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,071 Hi, it's me. Listen, I'm on my way over... 194 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,439 to pick up Jessie's outline. 195 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,608 She has to hand it in tomorrow. 196 00:10:16,608 --> 00:10:19,010 OK, you're not there. 197 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:22,414 Just wanted you to know I'm coming over. 198 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:26,518 That was her cell phone. She lives five minutes away. 199 00:10:26,518 --> 00:10:27,719 - I'll go. - No. 200 00:10:27,719 --> 00:10:30,422 - I can't meet your ex-wife. - Why not? 201 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,157 Because it's bad enough we're at the same school. 202 00:10:32,157 --> 00:10:33,458 Everybody's already talking about it... 203 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:34,860 and she doesn't even know we're going out. 204 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:37,796 This is--this is ridiculous. We're not doing anything wrong. 205 00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:39,130 You divorced her, remember? 206 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,432 I'm not gonna have you leave... 207 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,933 Just because somebody I was married to-- 208 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,101 If I don't leave in thirty seconds... 209 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,936 I'm gonna meet her whether I want to or not. 210 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,273 I thought you said she lived five minutes away. 211 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:51,109 - She called from the car. - What do we do? 212 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:53,545 You'll meet her. You'll meet her. It'll be fine. 213 00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:56,241 - I'm going upstairs. - Hide in my room. 214 00:11:05,524 --> 00:11:08,426 Hey, I just called. You didn't pick up. 215 00:11:08,426 --> 00:11:12,531 Oh, hey, I was in the, I was in the bathroom. 216 00:11:12,531 --> 00:11:14,566 You have Jessie's outline. I need it for school tomorrow. 217 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:15,901 Yes, it's upstairs. 218 00:11:15,901 --> 00:11:17,994 - I'll go get it. - No, no, I'll get it. 219 00:11:22,707 --> 00:11:25,335 What smells so good? Are you actually cooking? 220 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:30,837 If I never cook another meal, it'd be too soon. 221 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,523 - Voila. - Thanks. 222 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,125 What's that smell? 223 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,694 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God. 224 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:46,331 - Do you need some help? - No, no, no, I just... 225 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,800 Careful. 226 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,351 Sorry. 227 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,220 You're gonna pick them up tomorrow, right? 228 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,778 Absolutely. 229 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:21,959 Hungry? 230 00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:29,436 Do we have any more red? 231 00:12:29,436 --> 00:12:33,640 Just this weird pink. 232 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,310 OK. 233 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,878 Why do we call them "Hot dogs" anyway? 234 00:12:37,878 --> 00:12:41,181 Why not call them "hot hogs"? That's what they're made from. 235 00:12:41,181 --> 00:12:43,342 - You can't do that. - Do what? 236 00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:51,523 All right, here we go. Watch this. 237 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,829 Wait. 238 00:12:55,829 --> 00:12:57,831 "Screaming" is spelled with an "A". 239 00:12:57,831 --> 00:12:59,800 I knew that. 240 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,994 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 241 00:13:03,236 --> 00:13:05,038 Oh, no. 242 00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:07,174 Here, watch this. Get some hair. 243 00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:08,675 Oh, hey, guys. 244 00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:12,145 Oh, hey, we're planning a new ad campaign for the carnival. 245 00:13:12,145 --> 00:13:13,305 Cool. 246 00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:15,982 Let's see here. They gave us... 247 00:13:15,982 --> 00:13:17,250 the work schedule for the booths. 248 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,820 Three for your family... 249 00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,555 and three for yours. 250 00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:25,258 Oh, looks like you guys are gonna be really happy. 251 00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:27,160 You're on popcorn together at 12:00. 252 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,230 I saw this picture once of my mom in high school... 253 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:33,859 and you just knew she was, like, Miss Perfect. 254 00:13:35,202 --> 00:13:38,171 Attention, all setup volunteers... 255 00:13:38,171 --> 00:13:40,006 pizza will be served in the auditorium... 256 00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,675 Gracie, honey, time to go. 257 00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:43,877 - Mom, we're not finished. - Zoe has homework. 258 00:13:43,877 --> 00:13:45,545 No, I don't. Can I help, too? 259 00:13:45,545 --> 00:13:48,281 No, Mom? 260 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:49,916 OK, just for a little while. 261 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,918 So, it was hard for me to believe she has any idea... 262 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,720 of what my life is like at all. 263 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,245 Everybody loves her and wants to talk to her. 264 00:13:58,058 --> 00:14:00,060 Well, you're a better parent than I am. 265 00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,661 - I hope so. - Can I help? 266 00:14:01,661 --> 00:14:03,797 Yeah. Are you any good with a hammer? 267 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:06,027 - No. - Here. 268 00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:12,906 Here, hang these up. 269 00:14:12,906 --> 00:14:15,409 Oh, another victim. Thank God. 270 00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:17,043 Hope you're planning on staying till eleven... 271 00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:18,545 'cause that's how long it's gonna take to do this. 272 00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,280 Nancy, I thought I'd sleep over. 273 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,948 We know why Wendy Graves isn't coming. 274 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,116 Oh, poor thing. 275 00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:24,651 Can you imagine, after twenty-two years? 276 00:14:24,651 --> 00:14:25,986 - You're kidding. - No. He says... 277 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:27,254 "If I want to go camping in the north woods... 278 00:14:27,254 --> 00:14:30,090 "I should just be able to do it and not ask anybody." 279 00:14:30,090 --> 00:14:31,258 Except his girlfriend. 280 00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:34,428 Meanwhile, Jenny Allarson. 281 00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:35,862 - Oh, my God. - I know. 282 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,598 Why she thought she needed surgery to begin with... 283 00:14:38,598 --> 00:14:40,300 What happened to her? 284 00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:41,568 Her face is completely immobile. 285 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,003 - She can't even smile. - No. 286 00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:44,905 Jenny Allarson had a face-lift? 287 00:14:44,905 --> 00:14:46,406 She's so beautiful. 288 00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,808 Not anymore. 289 00:14:47,808 --> 00:14:51,044 I was a cheerleader. I was on the yearbook. 290 00:14:51,044 --> 00:14:54,247 I was always busy. Time of my life. 291 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:57,451 Totally alone. 292 00:14:57,451 --> 00:14:58,785 I'm faster than you! 293 00:14:58,785 --> 00:15:00,620 Is that what we sound like? 294 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,756 No, we only show care and concern... 295 00:15:02,756 --> 00:15:04,758 when we talk about other people. 296 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,761 Are they already talking about me? 297 00:15:07,761 --> 00:15:09,362 No... 298 00:15:09,362 --> 00:15:12,332 but it's only a matter of time. 299 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:14,734 It's, like, everybody always thought they knew me. 300 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,471 Nobody knew a thing, not a thing. 301 00:15:17,471 --> 00:15:20,474 They don't have lives, so they have to eat other people's. 302 00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:23,466 - Hey, Naomi. - Hey, it's Mary! 303 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:01,982 Do you have the letters of transit? 304 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,984 You would make the worst spy in the world. 305 00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:05,886 I didn't have my glasses. I couldn't figure out... 306 00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,420 what you were trying to tell me. 307 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,822 What happened out there? 308 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,056 Do you remember when you were a kid... 309 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,058 how the girls were always meaner than the boys? 310 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,694 - You should hear them now. - Are they talking about us? 311 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:16,596 Not yet-- at least not to my face. 312 00:16:16,596 --> 00:16:18,765 I just got a glimpse of what it'll be like when they do. 313 00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:22,736 To hell with them. Who cares what they say? 314 00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:36,283 Who made you so handsome? 315 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:38,151 I bet you say that to all the fathers. 316 00:16:38,151 --> 00:16:39,886 That's me, school slut. 317 00:16:39,886 --> 00:16:41,444 Thank God. 318 00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:45,851 Do you-- 319 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,097 Is it OK if--if we--if we keep this... 320 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,867 just between the two of us for a while? 321 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:55,969 For the kids' sake. 322 00:16:55,969 --> 00:16:58,403 Grace is going through so much now already. 323 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,112 I want to work in the booth... 324 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,514 where they get dunked in the water. 325 00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:10,317 You don't even go to the school. She's an australopithecine. 326 00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:11,918 Have you ever noticed she's an australopithecine? 327 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:13,954 Look at her. She's a little ape-thing. 328 00:17:13,954 --> 00:17:15,855 Who volunteers to handle dinner tonight? 329 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,524 Not me. 330 00:17:17,524 --> 00:17:20,460 Hey, dad, I got the schedule. 331 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:24,364 Hey, Jess, you got your wish. Dad's working the dunking tank. 332 00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:25,524 Cool. 333 00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:31,738 What? 334 00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:35,875 Oh, I meant to tell you. 335 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,311 Looks like our mom's working with the mom. 336 00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:41,147 Who put this together? 337 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,483 Miss Hughes. Don't worry, she's cool. 338 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:44,818 She talks tough, but she said... 339 00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,820 if we have any problems, we can talk to her in first period. 340 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,955 Well, I think this qualifies as a problem. 341 00:17:48,955 --> 00:17:51,891 I think our mom would be so much happier... 342 00:17:51,891 --> 00:17:53,360 working with Russell's mom... 343 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,261 at the balloon-breaking booth, don't you? 344 00:17:55,261 --> 00:17:56,429 I'll take care of it in the morning. 345 00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,698 My man. 346 00:17:58,698 --> 00:18:01,468 Meanwhile, look at this. 347 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:03,800 Oh, yeah, I know. 348 00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:07,140 She's cool. I don't mind working with her. 349 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:10,710 You two are already sleeping together, from what I hear. 350 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,338 Shut up. 351 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:17,417 - Honey, is that-- - Yeah, I know. 352 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,052 Are you OK with that? 353 00:18:19,052 --> 00:18:20,520 Well, it makes me totally uncomfortable... 354 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:21,688 if that's what you mean. 355 00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:22,856 But there's no way I can change it... 356 00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,024 because Miss Hughes is totally mean... 357 00:18:24,024 --> 00:18:25,892 and will kill me if I ask her. 358 00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:30,163 Well, sweetie, just look at it as another life lesson. 359 00:18:30,163 --> 00:18:34,327 One more uncomfortable situation. 360 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:37,704 Oh, my God. 361 00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:40,173 I'm--I'm supposed to work with his ex-wife? 362 00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:42,742 I was waiting for you to see that. 363 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:45,145 No, no. There's no way. 364 00:18:45,145 --> 00:18:47,380 - Mom, I can't change it. - You have to change it. 365 00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,149 You don't know Miss Hughes. I can't go in there. 366 00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:51,051 Didn't you just talk about life lessons? 367 00:18:51,051 --> 00:18:53,386 I don't need any more life lessons, I'm older than you. 368 00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:55,422 Mom, it's one hour. Please. 369 00:18:55,422 --> 00:18:58,425 OK, tell Zoe that dinner's ready. 370 00:18:58,425 --> 00:19:00,655 - I can't believe this. - Oh, thank you. 371 00:19:11,438 --> 00:19:12,605 Hello? 372 00:19:12,605 --> 00:19:15,475 Oh, Naomi. Naomi, have you seen the schedule... 373 00:19:15,475 --> 00:19:17,010 - for this carnival? - No. 374 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,212 Jules, guess who I'm working with... 375 00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:21,181 - at the carnival. - Who? 376 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:23,783 And here's a chance to spend quality time with Karen. 377 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:26,152 - I'll get in trouble. - You won't get into trouble. 378 00:19:26,152 --> 00:19:28,021 Please, just do me this one favor. 379 00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:29,956 I will never ask anything of you ever again. 380 00:19:29,956 --> 00:19:32,625 No, I didn't arrange it. It happened by chance. 381 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,161 - OK. - Thank you so much. 382 00:19:35,161 --> 00:19:37,030 OK, bye. 383 00:19:37,030 --> 00:19:38,698 Is that the coolest thing ever? 384 00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:40,834 - Yeah. - Unbelievable. 385 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,165 You're so lucky, Grace. 386 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,418 I'll hold him. 387 00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:07,556 - Hey, daddy-o. - Hey, kid. 388 00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:09,124 Don't worry, dad-- only four more hours. 389 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,093 I'm counting every minute. Where's your mom? 390 00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,253 She's over there. 391 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,731 Let's go, Grace. 392 00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:18,834 - Are you wearing makeup? - Mom. 393 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,702 My mom worries if I don't have a good time. 394 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:23,805 She worries that I'm depressed, that I'm anxious. 395 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:24,973 She doesn't understand. 396 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,142 That's a rational response to high school. 397 00:20:29,845 --> 00:20:32,313 Oh, this looks great. 398 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,355 Here, let me get that. 399 00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,057 Got to go. There's Jennifer. See you, dad. 400 00:20:42,057 --> 00:20:43,425 OK. 401 00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:45,060 Have fun. 402 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,294 Jen! 403 00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:47,929 Dad, I need twenty dollars for tickets. 404 00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:49,931 What are you talking about? Here's five. 405 00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,099 Ten. 406 00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:53,034 Why don't you ever hit your mom up for money? 407 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:55,502 Because you're so much easier. 408 00:21:01,777 --> 00:21:04,439 - They're right over there. - Oh, for heaven's sake. 409 00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:10,084 - Hey. - Hi. 410 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,592 When you like a boy, it is impossible to be rational. 411 00:21:17,592 --> 00:21:19,995 I mean, you think about him, like, 500 times a day... 412 00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,963 whether you want to or not. 413 00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:23,298 This machine is so stupid. 414 00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:25,267 How do they expect us to know how to do this? 415 00:21:25,267 --> 00:21:27,536 Beats me. 416 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,471 Well, there's some kind of booklet over there. 417 00:21:29,471 --> 00:21:31,039 You could read to me what it says. 418 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,473 OK. 419 00:21:36,578 --> 00:21:38,079 This is theoretical, you understand. 420 00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,547 I don't actually like anybody right now. 421 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,655 What's it say? 422 00:21:46,655 --> 00:21:50,492 Instructions are for wimps. 423 00:21:50,492 --> 00:21:51,660 Here. 424 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,491 OK. 425 00:22:03,638 --> 00:22:05,941 I don't think we're supposed to put that much in. 426 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:07,108 I'm not going to eat it. 427 00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:23,124 - Hi. - Hi. 428 00:22:23,124 --> 00:22:25,393 - I'm Lily Manning. - Karen Sammler. How are you? 429 00:22:25,393 --> 00:22:26,995 Fine. I'm a little confused... 430 00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:30,532 because I thought I was working with Jeanie Boston. 431 00:22:30,532 --> 00:22:33,201 I thought I was working with Naomi--yeah, Naomi Porter. 432 00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:34,936 That's so funny... 433 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,272 because Naomi said she was allergic to latex... 434 00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:41,443 but she thought she was working with Jeanie Rolston in... 435 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,911 Gosh, these schedules always get screwed up. 436 00:22:42,911 --> 00:22:44,079 I know. Don't they? 437 00:22:44,079 --> 00:22:47,582 Well, we'll just show them how you bust balloons. 438 00:22:47,582 --> 00:22:49,084 OK? 439 00:22:49,084 --> 00:22:51,484 Yeah, OK. 440 00:22:57,526 --> 00:22:59,661 - Give you a hand? - Yeah. 441 00:22:59,661 --> 00:23:02,430 Yes. Could you lift the back of this... 442 00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:03,590 Yeah. 443 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,628 Would you hand me that adjustable? 444 00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:14,943 This? 445 00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:16,745 Yeah. 446 00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:18,736 Jake Manning. 447 00:23:20,015 --> 00:23:21,182 Rick Sammler. 448 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,952 Yeah. We were never actually introduced. 449 00:23:23,952 --> 00:23:25,654 No. 450 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,088 I guess not. 451 00:23:27,088 --> 00:23:30,285 - Check it out. - Hey, come on. 452 00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:36,431 Hi. 453 00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:37,866 What do you mean, you're allergic to latex? 454 00:23:37,866 --> 00:23:39,968 That's a good one. 455 00:23:39,968 --> 00:23:43,672 I do have a weird thing with balloons-- 456 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,937 with--thanks. Bye. 457 00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,650 So, you have a kid here? 458 00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:58,353 Yeah, and I have one over at Salle. 459 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,057 - You have a son? - Yes, one--Eli. 460 00:24:03,892 --> 00:24:06,595 You OK? 461 00:24:06,595 --> 00:24:07,762 Thank you. 462 00:24:07,762 --> 00:24:10,131 Hand me that... Yeah. 463 00:24:10,131 --> 00:24:11,564 Great minds. 464 00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:15,331 Under? Yeah, I think so. 465 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:18,740 So, I'm not supposed to threaten... 466 00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:21,643 to kick your ass or something like that, am I? 467 00:24:21,643 --> 00:24:23,244 I was wondering about that. 468 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,980 You look like a pretty tough customer. 469 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,848 Oh, yeah, ferocious. 470 00:24:26,848 --> 00:24:28,383 How many kids do you have? 471 00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,018 and you? 472 00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:31,653 The same. 473 00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:35,457 The youngest is in seventh, and the oldest is a junior. 474 00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:44,966 Back! Back! 475 00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,668 You never read the instructions. 476 00:24:46,668 --> 00:24:48,436 I did, too. 477 00:24:48,436 --> 00:24:51,439 Where do you turn this thing off? 478 00:24:51,439 --> 00:24:54,306 No idea. 479 00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:57,746 - What are you guys doing? - Making popcorn. 480 00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:59,414 Are you getting that stuff on the ground? 481 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,574 That is gross. 482 00:25:01,950 --> 00:25:03,518 You need to talk to Josh. He's getting so annoying... 483 00:25:03,518 --> 00:25:04,786 about the game on Saturday. 484 00:25:04,786 --> 00:25:07,055 - Tell him I'm going to drive. - Well, he doesn't believe you. 485 00:25:07,055 --> 00:25:08,420 I think you should talk to him now. 486 00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:11,760 Don't worry. I got it. 487 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,920 Thanks. 488 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,702 You think you're going to get him to like you. 489 00:25:20,702 --> 00:25:23,038 Sorry? 490 00:25:23,038 --> 00:25:25,874 He's being nice to you because of your mother and his father. 491 00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:27,809 What? 492 00:25:27,809 --> 00:25:29,144 He thinks your butt's OK... 493 00:25:29,144 --> 00:25:31,713 but your legs are too fat, and your breasts are too small. 494 00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:33,271 That's what he said. 495 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,651 To who? 496 00:25:36,651 --> 00:25:39,085 You're a ninth grader. 497 00:25:41,823 --> 00:25:43,222 Thanks. 498 00:25:54,002 --> 00:25:56,538 Deb Mullican was my best friend in high school... 499 00:25:56,538 --> 00:25:59,974 and she had this boyfriend, Robbie... 500 00:26:01,576 --> 00:26:03,311 Oh, God. 501 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:06,047 This is really upsetting. 502 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:08,850 This destroyed our lives, and I can't remember his name. 503 00:26:08,850 --> 00:26:10,885 Stand behind the line. 504 00:26:10,885 --> 00:26:12,887 No more winners. We're running out of prizes. 505 00:26:12,887 --> 00:26:14,456 Of course, then we can go home. 506 00:26:14,456 --> 00:26:16,124 You're right. Move them up closer. 507 00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:17,625 You know what? Go ahead. Lean in. 508 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,761 Two tickets. 509 00:26:19,761 --> 00:26:22,097 Ah, a winner. 510 00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:24,532 Bainbridge--no, Bannister. 511 00:26:24,532 --> 00:26:29,137 Oh, God. This is embarrassing. It's definitely a "B". 512 00:26:39,948 --> 00:26:41,142 You OK? 513 00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:44,119 Yeah. Why? 514 00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,154 You think we're going to have enough balloons? 515 00:26:46,154 --> 00:26:48,723 - Yeah, I've got another bag. - Oh, good. 516 00:26:48,723 --> 00:26:51,626 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 517 00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:54,129 Great. 518 00:26:54,129 --> 00:26:55,396 Robbie Howard. 519 00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:57,966 Oh, my God, he was so cute. 520 00:26:57,966 --> 00:27:01,369 He had this really long hair. 521 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,804 And Deb got it in her mind... 522 00:27:02,804 --> 00:27:05,568 that I was trying to take him away from her. 523 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,742 Give me two dollars worth of popcorn. 524 00:27:07,742 --> 00:27:08,910 There's no money. It's just tickets. 525 00:27:08,910 --> 00:27:10,979 - Well, here's my tickets. - Just hold on a second. 526 00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:13,448 - Let me have a bigger one. - We don't have any bigger box. 527 00:27:13,448 --> 00:27:14,816 I think I was here finst. 528 00:27:14,816 --> 00:27:18,553 Here. Here, OK, take it. Take it all! 529 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:19,821 Hey, where are you going? 530 00:27:19,821 --> 00:27:21,256 Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. 531 00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:22,857 Come on, dunk him, dunk him! 532 00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:25,660 Come on. Here we go. No arm. 533 00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:27,996 You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn. 534 00:27:27,996 --> 00:27:29,364 Come on! Dunk him! 535 00:27:30,765 --> 00:27:32,600 Yes! 536 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:39,007 And the thing was, Robbie kept flirting with me... 537 00:27:39,007 --> 00:27:42,110 and I did like him, but I didn't do anything. 538 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,975 That was really important to me. 539 00:27:45,246 --> 00:27:49,083 But no matter what I said, Deb wouldn't believe me. 540 00:27:53,721 --> 00:27:55,390 So, how's it going? 541 00:27:55,390 --> 00:27:57,926 You don't know what you're missing, faker. 542 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,527 Lily, have you seen Grace? 543 00:27:59,527 --> 00:28:01,763 What do you mean? She's doing popcorn. 544 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,698 Yeah. The booth is empty... 545 00:28:03,698 --> 00:28:05,533 and the kids are stealing the popcorn. 546 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,502 Eli's doing popcorn. 547 00:28:07,502 --> 00:28:09,270 You mean our kids are working in the same booth? 548 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:11,272 - Isn't that funny? - Yeah. 549 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,107 And apparently they're both gone. 550 00:28:13,107 --> 00:28:15,643 - Together? - No, I don't think so. 551 00:28:15,643 --> 00:28:18,012 - No one's implying-- - Implying what? 552 00:28:18,012 --> 00:28:20,815 That they're together. Listen, I know he's not reliable... 553 00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:23,585 but Ian actually said he saw Grace, and she was crying. 554 00:28:23,585 --> 00:28:26,287 - Oh, God. - Go, I can handle all this. Go. 555 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,324 - Excuse me. - I'll come with. 556 00:28:29,324 --> 00:28:32,088 And if you see Eli, tell him he's in trouble. 557 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,831 How could she not know, the way you're acting? 558 00:28:36,831 --> 00:28:38,666 I'm sorry, I wouldn't have gone over there... 559 00:28:38,666 --> 00:28:40,600 if I hadn't heard Grace was upset. 560 00:28:45,406 --> 00:28:47,271 I better go find her. 561 00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:58,686 All right, Porter... 562 00:28:58,686 --> 00:29:00,984 you want to tell me what the hell's going on here? 563 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:06,527 And then I started hearing all these terrible things... 564 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:09,664 Deb was saying about me... 565 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,799 that I was throwing myself at Robbie. 566 00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,393 I was calling him at home. 567 00:29:16,037 --> 00:29:18,597 I didn't eat for a week. 568 00:29:22,744 --> 00:29:24,803 Gracie. 569 00:29:29,717 --> 00:29:31,412 Grace? 570 00:29:34,789 --> 00:29:37,091 So, I finally got up the nerve to go up to her. 571 00:29:37,091 --> 00:29:39,460 I remember it was in gym class... 572 00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,195 right there in the locker room. 573 00:29:41,195 --> 00:29:42,597 Deb screaming at me... 574 00:29:42,597 --> 00:29:44,032 and everyone stopped getting dressed... 575 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,901 and was watching us, and... 576 00:29:46,901 --> 00:29:51,929 she had this look on her face like I was a monster. 577 00:29:53,775 --> 00:29:57,836 And she never spoke to me again. 578 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,050 Looking good, dad. 579 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,143 Yeah. Next year, we're going to heat the water. 580 00:30:07,655 --> 00:30:10,180 Your daughter has much too good an arm. 581 00:30:11,626 --> 00:30:13,928 You can do whatever you want with your life... 582 00:30:13,928 --> 00:30:16,531 but if you put me in a situation... 583 00:30:16,531 --> 00:30:17,932 where everyone on the entire planet... 584 00:30:17,932 --> 00:30:19,734 knows my business before I do... 585 00:30:19,734 --> 00:30:22,603 and makes me the subject of general conversation... 586 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:26,334 then the least you can do is let me in on the joke. 587 00:30:35,245 --> 00:30:37,614 - Karen... - Look, just forget it. 588 00:30:37,614 --> 00:30:40,283 - No, I just want to explain. - I don't want you to explain. 589 00:30:40,283 --> 00:30:41,551 I really don't even want to think about it. 590 00:30:41,551 --> 00:30:42,719 There are a lot worse things in the world-- 591 00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:45,711 - I don't want you to leave. - I'm not leaving. 592 00:30:48,925 --> 00:30:51,428 You left the pies in the back in the sun. 593 00:30:51,428 --> 00:30:54,097 Oh, look... 594 00:30:54,097 --> 00:30:58,268 Rick, I'm happy you have a life. 595 00:30:58,268 --> 00:31:00,236 Look, this all just started-- 596 00:31:00,236 --> 00:31:02,772 Oh, clearly, this has been going on long enough... 597 00:31:02,772 --> 00:31:05,275 for every woman in this school to be giving me worried looks. 598 00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:07,677 - I know, I'm really sorry. - I don't want you to be sorry. 599 00:31:07,677 --> 00:31:09,179 I don't want anybody to be sorry. 600 00:31:09,179 --> 00:31:11,948 I don't want to be part of your life. I... 601 00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:13,650 Karen, I was going to tell you. 602 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,785 I--I would've told you if I thought that-- 603 00:31:15,785 --> 00:31:17,487 You thought what? 604 00:31:17,487 --> 00:31:18,688 All you had to do was tell me... 605 00:31:18,688 --> 00:31:20,390 and there wouldn't have been a problem. 606 00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:22,225 But, see, that's just who you are. 607 00:31:22,225 --> 00:31:23,793 You avoid the difficult conversations... 608 00:31:23,793 --> 00:31:25,095 because you don't want to hurt anybody... 609 00:31:25,095 --> 00:31:28,292 and God forbid someone be mad at you. 610 00:31:33,737 --> 00:31:35,637 These are melting. 611 00:31:42,412 --> 00:31:44,214 Grace. 612 00:31:44,214 --> 00:31:46,546 Gracie? 613 00:31:51,755 --> 00:31:53,723 Honey, are you OK? 614 00:31:53,723 --> 00:31:55,054 No. 615 00:31:57,127 --> 00:31:59,891 - You left your booth. - Arrest me. 616 00:32:01,331 --> 00:32:02,699 Is this about that boy? 617 00:32:02,699 --> 00:32:04,690 No, mom, it was about Bosnia. 618 00:32:07,036 --> 00:32:10,807 Honey, I'm so sorry. This has been so unfair to you. 619 00:32:10,807 --> 00:32:12,876 Just because I'm going out with his father... 620 00:32:12,876 --> 00:32:15,011 you shouldn't feel you have to spend time with him. 621 00:32:15,011 --> 00:32:16,413 Of course I have to spend time with him. 622 00:32:16,413 --> 00:32:18,748 We're in the same school. We're in all these things together. 623 00:32:18,748 --> 00:32:21,017 He's a Junior, you don't have to be thrown together. 624 00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:25,355 Mom, he's there. He's in the halls. He's around. 625 00:32:25,355 --> 00:32:28,222 - Then just ignore him. - I don't want to ignore him. 626 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,431 He's a Junior. He's cute. 627 00:32:34,431 --> 00:32:37,700 He's a boy. 628 00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:39,395 Honey... 629 00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:43,335 I know there's no chance. 630 00:32:44,607 --> 00:32:48,344 And anyway, what if you and the dad... 631 00:32:50,313 --> 00:32:52,549 I don't know. 632 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:55,040 He's a boy, and he's nice. 633 00:32:57,654 --> 00:33:00,390 And now all these people have watched me... 634 00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:01,925 make a complete fool of myself. 635 00:33:01,925 --> 00:33:03,626 - You are not a fool. - If you go for something... 636 00:33:03,626 --> 00:33:06,296 and you have no right to expect it, then you're a fool. 637 00:33:06,296 --> 00:33:08,698 But you didn't go for it. You wanted to go for it. 638 00:33:08,698 --> 00:33:11,434 People can't make you a fool for wanting something. 639 00:33:11,434 --> 00:33:13,629 These people can. 640 00:33:17,474 --> 00:33:19,408 Honey, I think you should go back to the booth. 641 00:33:21,144 --> 00:33:23,179 They all know. 642 00:33:23,179 --> 00:33:25,010 Mom, I can't face it. 643 00:33:31,387 --> 00:33:33,122 OK. 644 00:33:33,122 --> 00:33:36,091 OK. It's almost time to leave anyway. 645 00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:48,905 A couple of months later... 646 00:33:48,905 --> 00:33:52,575 I heard that Deb and Robbie had broken up. 647 00:33:52,575 --> 00:33:54,010 Then we'd all graduated... 648 00:33:54,010 --> 00:33:56,546 and I was all nervous that summer about college. 649 00:33:56,546 --> 00:33:59,310 And two weeks before I was supposed to leave... 650 00:34:00,850 --> 00:34:02,715 Robbie calls. 651 00:34:04,554 --> 00:34:06,356 He wanted to see me. 652 00:34:06,356 --> 00:34:08,291 I couldn't believe it. 653 00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,351 He said he couldn't stop thinking about me. 654 00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:15,494 I didn't know what to do. 655 00:34:21,771 --> 00:34:23,339 Looters have stripped... 656 00:34:23,339 --> 00:34:27,577 the abandoned popcorn and balloon booths of all prizes. 657 00:34:27,577 --> 00:34:32,715 The national guard has been called in. 658 00:34:32,715 --> 00:34:35,251 Did you find Grace? 659 00:34:35,251 --> 00:34:39,756 She was hiding in shame like her mother. 660 00:34:39,756 --> 00:34:40,924 I think it's my duty to tell you... 661 00:34:40,924 --> 00:34:45,895 that Karen, my ex-best friend, figured it all out. 662 00:34:45,895 --> 00:34:47,196 I'm sorry. 663 00:34:47,196 --> 00:34:49,832 - Well, you should be. - I am. 664 00:34:49,832 --> 00:34:52,001 I mean, who are you to be sexual at your age? 665 00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:54,003 What do you mean, sexual? 666 00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:55,171 I'm sneaking around like a mouse. 667 00:34:55,171 --> 00:34:56,773 What, I can't go out with anybody? 668 00:34:56,773 --> 00:35:01,411 No. You have to live in shame and misery and loneliness... 669 00:35:01,411 --> 00:35:03,713 so all the other mothers know they made the right choice. 670 00:35:03,713 --> 00:35:07,050 - What do you mean? What choice? - Domestic bliss. 671 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:09,919 To stay and care for our kids and our husbands... 672 00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:12,188 and give up any romantic illusion we ever had. 673 00:35:12,188 --> 00:35:14,490 I do care for my kids, and Jake left me. 674 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:15,959 I didn't choose to be in this situation. 675 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:17,153 Lily... 676 00:35:18,661 --> 00:35:22,098 this has nothing to do with you. 677 00:35:22,098 --> 00:35:26,469 Don't you see? ln their minds, you broke away from the herd. 678 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:28,972 And God forbid you should actually be thriving... 679 00:35:28,972 --> 00:35:30,607 out there in the wild. 680 00:35:30,607 --> 00:35:32,175 You find this great-looking guy... 681 00:35:32,175 --> 00:35:33,710 who's already abandoned one of us-- 682 00:35:33,710 --> 00:35:36,145 - Oh, she kicked him out. - It doesn't matter. 683 00:35:36,145 --> 00:35:38,648 They hate you for it. 684 00:35:38,648 --> 00:35:41,918 I hate you for it. 685 00:35:43,219 --> 00:35:46,055 I don't want to be hated. I'm not built for that. 686 00:35:46,055 --> 00:35:47,522 I just... 687 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:52,261 Robbie came to my house that night. 688 00:35:52,261 --> 00:35:54,597 And I can remember every smell. 689 00:35:54,597 --> 00:35:58,468 I can remember the torn screen in the door when I opened it. 690 00:35:58,468 --> 00:36:03,072 We walked outside, and we started kissing. 691 00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:06,209 Nobody ever kissed me like that before. 692 00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:09,579 And he was telling me he loved me, and I... 693 00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:14,478 It's all right. I know everything. 694 00:36:17,353 --> 00:36:20,123 - Hello, Naomi. - Hello, Rick. 695 00:36:20,123 --> 00:36:22,692 - How are you? - Just fine, Naomi. 696 00:36:22,692 --> 00:36:26,262 - How are you? - Really fine, thank you. 697 00:36:26,262 --> 00:36:27,930 I'm leaving now... 698 00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:32,068 to go and see the wonderful amusements at our fair. 699 00:36:32,068 --> 00:36:33,501 Bye. 700 00:36:46,282 --> 00:36:48,651 Robbie wanted to make love that night... 701 00:36:48,651 --> 00:36:53,289 but that was ridiculous. I mean... 702 00:36:53,289 --> 00:36:55,849 I wanted to so much. 703 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,295 I don't understand this. 704 00:36:59,295 --> 00:37:00,963 What is it that we've done that is so wrong? 705 00:37:00,963 --> 00:37:02,231 We're divorced, and we're sleeping together. 706 00:37:09,672 --> 00:37:12,470 Let's tell them all to get a life. 707 00:37:14,877 --> 00:37:16,469 Let me ask you. 708 00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:21,010 Do you think maybe we've been too fast about this? 709 00:37:22,151 --> 00:37:23,311 No. 710 00:37:24,687 --> 00:37:26,589 Me, neither. 711 00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:30,657 But still, isn't it possible that... 712 00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:35,098 some of this between us is immature? 713 00:37:35,098 --> 00:37:38,034 Maybe they're not completely wrong to gossip about us. 714 00:37:38,034 --> 00:37:40,369 Maybe if we were really grown-up... 715 00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:42,205 What is really grown-up? 716 00:37:42,205 --> 00:37:44,707 Maybe we need to consider the other people involved-- 717 00:37:44,707 --> 00:37:49,045 my daughter, your ex-wife, my ex... 718 00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:50,847 Husband. 719 00:37:50,847 --> 00:37:53,015 What does it mean that I couldn't remember that word? 720 00:37:53,015 --> 00:37:55,251 Maybe it means that you're not quite divorced yet. 721 00:37:55,251 --> 00:37:56,419 Yeah. 722 00:37:56,419 --> 00:37:57,954 How could we have considered them? 723 00:37:57,954 --> 00:38:00,189 Had a six-month waiting period? 724 00:38:00,189 --> 00:38:03,292 No. 725 00:38:03,292 --> 00:38:04,961 It's just that whatever we do... 726 00:38:04,961 --> 00:38:07,463 causes ripples in these people's lives... 727 00:38:07,463 --> 00:38:09,599 and that's strange. 728 00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:12,702 I need to deal with the effect on other people. 729 00:38:12,702 --> 00:38:14,470 And you know what? I think you're wrong. 730 00:38:14,470 --> 00:38:15,638 I think the other people... 731 00:38:15,638 --> 00:38:17,607 can damn well take care of themselves. 732 00:38:17,607 --> 00:38:18,875 You're talking about my daughter. 733 00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:20,143 And my daughter and my son... 734 00:38:20,143 --> 00:38:21,911 and all of the people in both of our lives... 735 00:38:21,911 --> 00:38:24,471 who supposedly want the best for us. 736 00:38:28,184 --> 00:38:29,418 You're mad. 737 00:38:29,418 --> 00:38:32,155 No, I'm not mad. 738 00:38:32,155 --> 00:38:33,918 I'm frustrated. 739 00:38:42,465 --> 00:38:44,467 Well, I worry about other people. 740 00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:47,470 That's something I guess you better get used to about me. 741 00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:49,563 OK. 742 00:38:51,374 --> 00:38:52,534 OK, what? 743 00:38:54,911 --> 00:38:57,937 OK, I'll try to get used to that. 744 00:39:02,218 --> 00:39:07,323 Rick, I'm talking about just taking a moment. 745 00:39:07,323 --> 00:39:10,760 I understand. 746 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,955 I really understand. 747 00:39:14,497 --> 00:39:18,201 Take the time that you need. 748 00:39:18,201 --> 00:39:20,503 Thank you. 749 00:39:26,309 --> 00:39:27,877 Dad? 750 00:39:27,877 --> 00:39:29,742 On my way. 751 00:39:32,982 --> 00:39:34,483 We'll talk later? 752 00:39:34,483 --> 00:39:35,973 Good. 753 00:39:48,097 --> 00:39:49,365 I was supposed to meet Robbie... 754 00:39:49,365 --> 00:39:51,634 at the beach the next night. 755 00:39:51,634 --> 00:39:54,904 I didn't sleep. I couldn't even breathe. 756 00:39:54,904 --> 00:39:57,573 All of the sudden, all at once, he was my whole life. 757 00:39:59,842 --> 00:40:02,511 But I just... 758 00:40:02,511 --> 00:40:05,314 I was just this certain kind of person. 759 00:40:05,314 --> 00:40:07,049 I couldn't bear... 760 00:40:07,049 --> 00:40:09,711 that people might think I had done something wrong. 761 00:40:13,723 --> 00:40:17,022 And I could hear them all talking about it. 762 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:28,337 And it didn't matter how good I... 763 00:40:28,337 --> 00:40:30,907 I tried to be, because... 764 00:40:30,907 --> 00:40:33,569 they were just going to hate me anyway. 765 00:40:35,912 --> 00:40:38,714 And I thought about that all afternoon. 766 00:40:38,714 --> 00:40:40,249 Then the night came, and I... 767 00:40:40,249 --> 00:40:44,987 I was sitting there with my parents watching TV... 768 00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:46,155 and they kept talking to me... 769 00:40:46,155 --> 00:40:48,024 and I kept looking at the clock, thinking... 770 00:40:48,024 --> 00:40:50,584 "I have to go, I have to go." 771 00:40:55,698 --> 00:40:56,858 and I just... 772 00:40:59,635 --> 00:41:01,364 never went. 773 00:41:15,051 --> 00:41:17,486 I don't think about this all the time, you understand. 774 00:41:21,257 --> 00:41:23,693 But... 775 00:41:23,693 --> 00:41:26,595 I never went.