1
00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:02,544
ELLIOT: / don't have
many options.

2
00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:05,797
Someone's closing in on us.
I have to find
out what they know.

3
00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,215
What exactly
are you doing?

4
00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,592
I'm hacking the FBI.

5
00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,469
DARLENE: With the FBI
at Evil Corp,
physical security is madness.

6
00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,722
It's Angela.
She's our only option.

7
00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:15,432
Did you talk to the FBI?

8
00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,516
DARLENE: This is simple.

9
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,727
I'll give you a small device,
which you'll take to work.

10
00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:22,022
Drop at the Fed's
office on the 23rd floor,
and walk away.

11
00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,273
We have
no other options.

12
00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,817
The President
can't go to Congress
with a bailout right now.

13
00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,485
Let me know when you've
locked up the votes.

14
00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,570
And what are you up to?

15
00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,322
You're not doing anything
on your end to help.

16
00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,157
Yo, yo, Yo, yo,
please buy my CD.

17
00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,491
OLLIE: He got
into my system.

18
00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,911
And he wants me to put
the CD on one of the
computers at work.

19
00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,370
Well, I guess I
should pay up, Ahmed,

20
00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,705
before I get
lynched over here.

21
00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,041
Let me guess,
you're excited.

22
00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,918
Yeah, I'm excited.
We get to go to China.

23
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,045
(GUNSHOTS)
(SCREAMING)

24
00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:47,214
RAY: Elliot,
before you get started,

25
00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,217
I'm asking you to help me
and not look where
you don't need to.

26
00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,344
MR. ROBOT: Are we really
back to this again?

27
00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,554
Ray is not some
coffee shop owner.

28
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,140
Forget what you
saw and move on.

29
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,725
Hey! Hey!

30
00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,143
(GRUNTING)

31
00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,145
YOUNG ELLIOT: We're deep down
inside you, Elliot.

32
00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,606
You can't leave us.
And we can't leave you.

33
00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,443
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)

34
00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:15,533
ANNOUNCER: You're watching
USA, America's favorite
cable network.

35
00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,535
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

36
00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,340
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

37
00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,784
What's happening?

38
00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,786
Where are we going?

39
00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,706
God, Elliot,
what's your damage?

40
00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:03,790
Cool it, Darlene.

41
00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,167
You know your brother
needs our help sometimes.

42
00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,544
That boy of ours.

43
00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,879
You sure we're
not first cousins?

44
00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,215
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

45
00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,011
MR. ROBOT: Where we're going,
Elliot, is a surprise.

46
00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:18,471
Can't say much else.

47
00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,600
What I can tell you
is it's a place that
makes everything better.

48
00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:23,977
A place that
changes you.

49
00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,395
We should be so lucky.

50
00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:27,022
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

51
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,567
I have a hunch that
you just might thank me
once we get there.

52
00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,862
Why?
What do you mean, why?

53
00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:37,782
This is the annual
Alderson family road trip,
that's why.

54
00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:41,911
With all of us together,
taking on the world,
what could possibly go wrong?

55
00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,664
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(THUMPING AND
MUFFLED SCREAMING)

56
00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:45,749
What's that sound?

57
00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:47,917
(CLEARS THROAT)

58
00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,795
Say, Elliot,
what's going on
with you and that girl?

59
00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,964
I always liked her.
Angela Moss.

60
00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,008
Oh, brother,
kill me now.

61
00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,176
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

62
00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,762
Me and Angela,
we're friends.

63
00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,556
I see how it is.

64
00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,641
You two are just gonna
keep stringing us along.

65
00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:07,270
Elliot and Angela,
a regular
will-they-won't-they couple.

66
00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,438
(COUGHS)

67
00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,690
Uh-oh.

68
00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,484
Sounds like that
cancer's acting up again.

69
00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,152
Looks like it, too.

70
00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:15,904
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

71
00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,114
What is that?

72
00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,117
That laughing?

73
00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,578
Mom, Elliot's
hearing voices.

74
00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,330
What else is new?

75
00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:26,998
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

76
00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,752
If you're not careful,
Dad's gonna push you
out a window again.

77
00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,045
Pipe down, Darlene.

78
00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,422
While I'm alive,
you need to treat
me with respect.

79
00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,548
I'm your father.

80
00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,674
Not for long.

81
00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,802
AUDIENCE: Ooh.

82
00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,387
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

83
00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,098
(PUNCHES LANDING)

84
00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,101
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

85
00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,647
Eyes up, son.

86
00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,317
See, on this
journey of life,

87
00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,820
it's best to stay
focused on the road ahead.

88
00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,697
Because if you
spend too much time
looking down,

89
00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,492
you might just end up
with a crick in your neck.

90
00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,577
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

91
00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,913
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

92
00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,745
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

93
00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:32,790
(SIGHS)

94
00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,501
Nick of time, huh?

95
00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,378
(ELECTRONIC VIDEO GAME
MUSIC PLAYING)

96
00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:45,011
What? I can feel
your bug eyes on me.

97
00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,596
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

98
00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,185
Can I see your Game Boy?

99
00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,686
No way,
you're not allowed.

100
00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,480
Your father told
you to look ahead.

101
00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:56,898
And you,
turn that game down.

102
00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,485
Are your fingers broken,
young lady?

103
00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:04,030
Not yet, but in this family,
it's only a matter of time.

104
00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,990
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

105
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,158
(SIZZLING)
Ow!

106
00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:10,119
You're burning me.
So what if he hears?

107
00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:11,788
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

108
00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,666
MAGDA: How about being
more useful than your
sack-of-potatoes sister?

109
00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,584
Mama needs
a new pack of Slims.

110
00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,796
Lights, remember?
I'm watching my figure.

111
00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,464
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

112
00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:33,309
(THUMPING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

113
00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,855
MAN: (MUFFLED)
Somebody help me!

114
00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,317
Help! Somebody!

115
00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:44,112
I'm trapped in here.

116
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,655
I'm herel

117
00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,615
(MUFFLED YELLING)

118
00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,494
Not so fast, kiddo.

119
00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:54,455
Isn't that...
Nothing but baggage,
sorry to say.

120
00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,582
No, no, that was...

121
00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:58,459
We're gonna have to get your
peepers checked as soon
as we get home.

122
00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:02,005
In the meantime,
go do what you got to do.
We shove off in five.

123
00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,299
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

124
00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,430
(BELL JINGLES)

125
00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,268
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

126
00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:19,522
I'm sorry.

127
00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,983
Hey, no problem,
E-meister.

128
00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,151
Give me four.

129
00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:24,694
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

130
00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:27,196
Or not.

131
00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,365
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

132
00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:30,950
ANGELA: Can I help you?

133
00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,668
I didn't know
you worked here.

134
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,296
Well, I started as
a part-time sales associate.

135
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,549
Then they promoted me
to assistant manager.

136
00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,052
Now I'm on pace
to be full manager.

137
00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:51,721
It almost makes up
for them killing my mom.

138
00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,181
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

139
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,189
Come on, son.
Grab what you can.
Cheez-Its, Pringles, Jolt.

140
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:02,982
What are you doing?

141
00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,068
Elliot, stop him or I'm
gonna call the police.

142
00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,487
(MACE SPRAYING)
(SCREAMING)

143
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,030
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

144
00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,620
Can't worry about
her anymore, son.

145
00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,915
She's one of them.
No, she's not.
She's my friend.

146
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,000
I promise, there are
other fish in the sea.

147
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,002
And if you're
anything like
your old man...

148
00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:28,925
On second thought,
don't be anything
like your old man.

149
00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,093
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

150
00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,431
All right, gang,
let's pack it up
and hit the trail.

151
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,516
Together.

152
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,601
Because it's one
for Alderson and...

153
00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,605
Alderson for one?

154
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,273
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

155
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,609
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

156
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,374
You guys'll
never believe this.

157
00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,042
I just had
the most messed-up dream

158
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,752
that Mom slugged
me in the face.

159
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,380
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

160
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:11,968
I got to get out of here.

161
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,469
(PUNCHES LANDING)

162
00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,305
MR. ROBOT: Uh-uh, Buster.

163
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,058
Eyes on the road
in front of you.

164
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,810
(LOUD POP)
(TIRES SQUEALING)

165
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,481
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

166
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:27,984
Whew.

167
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,824
Well, things suddenly
aren't looking so hot
for the Alderson clan.

168
00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,659
You screwed up
another vacation.

169
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,996
All is not yet lost, gang.
I have a donut.

170
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,581
(SIGHS)

171
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,167
Just have to get it
from underneath my, uh...

172
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,002
(MUFFLED YELLING)

173
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,296
Baggage.

174
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:50,840
(GRUNTS)

175
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:53,509
Do you really
expect me to believe
there's no one in there?

176
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,637
Elliot, come on.
Not this business again.

177
00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,015
You're really starting
to worry me, kiddo.

178
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,935
Did you hit your head
during our little blowout?

179
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,437
Enough of this (BLEEP)!

180
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,022
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

181
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,024
Tell me what's happening.

182
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,526
What is this?
(POLICE SIREN BLARES)

183
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,781
Whoa, that doesn't
sound good.

184
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,450
On the plus side,
I hear jumpsuits
are in these days.

185
00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,118
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

186
00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,204
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

187
00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,708
ANNOUNCER:
In times of chaos
and uncertainty,

188
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,960
when the world
feels off balance,

189
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:31,130
we look to those
who've stood with us
from the beginning.

190
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:34,008
Since 1884,
we've had America's back.

191
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,345
We may get knocked down,
but we'll never
get knocked out.

192
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,014
Still on your side.

193
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,309
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

194
00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:46,813
Stay calm, collected.
Follow my lead.
It'll always work out.

195
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,357
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

196
00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,400
Car trouble, huh?

197
00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,903
He's on to us.
Run for it.

198
00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,241
Gideon, you're alive.

199
00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:03,329
You folks haven't seen a clan
of outlaws with a kidnapped
corporate exec, have you?

200
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,455
(HORN HONKS)

201
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,665
Yikes!

202
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,416
(TIRES SCREECHING)

203
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,877
(CRASHING)
(HUBCAP CLATTERING)

204
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,172
(LAUGHS)

205
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,715
I kill me!

206
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:15,842
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

207
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,885
(THUMPING)

208
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:19,929
(ENGINE REVS)

209
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,862
(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

210
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:41,576
You seem upset, son.

211
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,705
Seriously,
Elliot, it's been forever
since that poor cop passed.

212
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,624
It's been 12 seconds.

213
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:49,792
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

214
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,544
It's time to
move past it.

215
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,670
The future is bright.

216
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,506
Endless, like that
horizon out there.

217
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,008
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

218
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:01,304
Whatever you're doing
with me, I don't care.

219
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,680
Just take me back.

220
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,181
It's not
that simple, kiddo.

221
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,266
(THUMPING)
Whoa!

222
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,434
(TIRES SQUEALING)

223
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,478
Someone help me!

224
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,273
I'm a businessman!

225
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:15,067
A very important
businessman...

226
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,193
(THUDS)

227
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,320
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

228
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,005
You gonna tell me
why you took him?

229
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,010
First, you're hearing voices.
Now, you're seeing things.

230
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,389
He's right
in front of us.

231
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,309
We're staring at him!

232
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:50,478
Am I the only one
here who isn't (BLEEP)?

233
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,521
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

234
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,359
(BLEEP)

235
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,027
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

236
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,325
It'll feel good
if you let it.

237
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,370
Believing it's
real makes it so.

238
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,960
Come on,
grab him by the loafers.

239
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,419
Oh, please, gentlemen.

240
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,629
Ankles instead?

241
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,714
The shoes,
they're Ferragamo.

242
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,508
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

243
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,727
BOTH: Hyah!

244
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,771
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

245
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:46,075
The laughing.

246
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,080
It's a lie.

247
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,918
Sometimes lies can
be useful, Elliot.

248
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,337
Sometimes,
they protect you.

249
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,423
TYRELL: And sometimes,
they help you get
away with murder.

250
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,426
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

251
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,137
(SIGHS)

252
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,388
When the truth
is painful, son,

253
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,306
and it often is,

254
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,308
a lie is the only remedy.

255
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,770
Because too much truth,
too much honesty,
that'll kill you.

256
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,605
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

257
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,609
This whole place
is a lie.

258
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,989
Nothing here is true.

259
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,161
Listen,

260
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,122
I know your gut's
saying not to trust me.

261
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,082
(SIGHS)

262
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,168
But look around.

263
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,297
Everything you see,

264
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,301
it's all here
for you.

265
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,263
To help you.

266
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,976
You should try just
going along with it.

267
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,525
This is it.

268
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,652
Isn't it?

269
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,281
You've won.

270
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,993
You've taken over.

271
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,329
What's that, kiddo?

272
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,502
That's what this is.

273
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,340
This road trip.

274
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,844
This family vacation.

275
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:35,726
I'm buried here.

276
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,026
Well, I'll let you
in on a little secret.

277
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,321
This is just temporary.

278
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,325
We did always
have a destination.

279
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,837
After the beating you took,
at least they got
you to a doctor.

280
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,262
You got yourself
pretty messed up.

281
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,392
If I were alive,
I'd want no part
of that agony.

282
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,981
Nobody's won
anything, Elliot.

283
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,899
Especially not me.

284
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,321
I'm just trying
to help you put it
all in the rearview.

285
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,448
As painlessly
as possible.

286
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,746
Bring her in, kiddo.

287
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,175
MR. ROBOT: Now that
the worst is behind you,

288
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,134
it's time we get you back.

289
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:50,759
It's time we get you back.

290
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:51,927
(GASPS)

291
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,518
(MONITOR BEEPING)

292
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,776
(GASPING BREATH)

293
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,114
RAY: Maxine.

294
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,325
My dog.

295
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,955
Started to develop
a cough two weeks ago.

296
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,125
She got pretty
frail pretty quick.

297
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,836
Fell over
a few times.

298
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,505
According to the vet,

299
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,468
she danced with
the wrong mosquito,
got herself a...

300
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,970
Nasty case
of heartworm.

301
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,725
She was moved to a little room
off the basement.

302
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,977
Had a water heater
for a roommate.

303
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,980
Before she got sick,

304
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,316
Maxine lived like
her own operator.

305
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,736
Didn't seem to cross her mind
that she belonged to someone.

306
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,908
But in that basement,
she needed human hands

307
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:59,245
to give her every scrap
of food, every pill.

308
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,249
Occasional light.

309
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,719
(WHIMPERS)

310
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,055
For the first time,
she realized

311
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,852
that she continued
to breathe because
someone else allowed it.

312
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,523
That she had a master.

313
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,775
(RASPING)

314
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,610
Now, I'm no vet.

315
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,447
But I think that realization
might have killed her

316
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,866
before the parasites
had the chance.

317
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,121
(SIGHS)

318
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,872
Anyway,

319
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,793
I'm gonna quit yapping,
let you rest.

320
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,671
Big days ahead.

321
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,131
Work to do.

322
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:02,975
WILLIE: (ON TV) We can sit
here and complain,

323
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,978
or we can go out
there and enjoy ourselves.

324
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,688
ALF: (ON TV) I'm gonna sit
here and complain.

325
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,315
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

326
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,651
Well, not everyone
enjoys spending their
vacation in a rain forest.

327
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,987
WILLIE: We're in this rain
forest because of you.

328
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,322
I vote we go home.

329
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,614
You're not voting on this.

330
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,075
Call the newspapers.
Democracy is dead.

331
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,535
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

332
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,414
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS)

333
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,710
It's been two days
since the shocking

334
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:32,546
terror attack at
Beijing's Bayi Lake Hotel,

335
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:35,215
and while the exact death toll
has yet to be releaseaq,

336
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,550
an anonymous sodurce...

337
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,761
TRENTON: Owning the FBI
was never gonna be easy.

338
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,681
But now,
everyone's on high alert.

339
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,266
We'll be fine.

340
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,394
We only have
one day.

341
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,271
I mean, you heard
what Angela said.

342
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,732
An interoffice e-mail
stating that the FBI's

343
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:54,151
CART team is vacating
E Corp tomorrow.

344
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,362
And we don't have a shot
once they're back
at the field office.

345
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,613
She'll be ready.

346
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,490
Darlene.

347
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,367
We just started
teaching her.

348
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,618
For someone like Angela,

349
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,331
learning all this in 24 hours
is next to impossible.
(SIGHS)

350
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,957
Uh...

351
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,125
That?

352
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,381
Okay, uh,
you know what?

353
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,007
It's pause, um...

354
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:21,261
Maybe you need to...
Sometimes, it helps
to visualize it, okay?

355
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,388
So here.

356
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,725
Your network cable
is gonna be plugged
into one of these suckers.

357
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,561
That's a battery-powered
home-brewed mobile tower

358
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,813
called a femtocell.

359
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,315
Now, this guy won't help us
get on the FBI network.

360
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,359
That won't be
accessible at E Corp.

361
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,072
What this guy will do
is force every FBI
cell phone to connect to it

362
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:44,159
SO we can get every e-mail,
text message and document.

363
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,747
Now, you SSH in,
run the first script.

364
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:51,917
Period, forward slash,

365
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,921
"EnableAttack," space,

366
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,757
"femtopwn," space,

367
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,676
"WLANO," comma,

368
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:03,846
"WLANA1," space, "2."

369
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:04,972
No...

370
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,098
Uh...

371
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,850
That's...

372
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,768
Yeah.

373
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,979
I will get this.

374
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,105
Let's just try it again.

375
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,898
Mmm-hmm.

376
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:16,984
Um...

377
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,363
Okay. This is
a Rubber Ducky.

378
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,784
All else fails,
you find an FBI laptop
anywhere on the floor.

379
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,078
They're usually
Panasonic Toughbooks.

380
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,121
Plug this guy in,

381
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,498
wait 15 seconds,
then yank it. Okay?

382
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,542
Thanks to a tool
called Mimikatz,

383
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,544
it'll pull all
cached passwords

384
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,546
and domain info in
and save them on this.

385
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,883
Won't give us everything
but might help
lead us somewhere.

386
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,719
Just a backup plan.

387
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,388
Okay. Let's try again.
(CLAPS)

388
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,267
You can't teach someone
to hack in one day, okay?

389
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,560
I don't know how we'll
be ready by tomorrow.

390
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,562
We need more time.
Well, we don't
have it.

391
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,190
And once they leave
E Corp, we're done.

392
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,234
Okay? Just keep
working on the scripts
with Angela.

393
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:03,071
Rinse and repeat,
again and again.
Wax on, wax off.

394
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,991
Do whatever you got to do,
but this is happening.

395
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:09,786
Okay,
the holdup on the femtocell
isn't helping either, okay?

396
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,788
I still need to
load the exploit,
I need to test it...

397
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,332
It'll be here.

398
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,084
Cisco's still modding
and swapping antennas.

399
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,138
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

400
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:29,306
Careful man!

401
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,892
We kinda need this.

402
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,604
It's been examined
and approved.

403
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,568
Told you already,

404
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,445
I checked it myself.

405
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:48,075
By not taking my word,
he's wasted valuable time.

406
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,248
You gotta give me something.

407
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,417
Come on, man.

408
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:58,961
These are my friends.

409
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:00,921
I don't want to put
them in danger.

410
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,759
I want our employer
to be happy,

411
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:10,013
but I also need to know
what's going on.

412
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:12,724
What were you looking for?

413
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,519
What did you do to this?

414
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,361
Really, man?
I thought we were
on the same team.

415
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,863
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.

416
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:30,284
What the fuck, Xun?
What the fuck is going on?

417
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:34,121
Get off me, man!
Xun, what the hell's going on?

418
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,207
Xun! Xun! Just wait!
The fuck is going on, man?

419
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,501
What the fuck
is going on, man?

420
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,337
Get off me.
Get off me.

421
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:45,340
Fuck. Get off me, man.

422
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,926
You seem to have forgotten
where your loyalties lie.

423
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,261
This will help you remember.

424
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,805
No, no, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no.

425
00:23:51,888 --> 00:23:53,140
Stop, stop, stop!

426
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,933
Don't ask questions

427
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,018
(CISCO SCREAMING)

428
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,770
You are a foot soldier.

429
00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,855
(CISCO SCREAMING)

430
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,481
And foot soldiers do
one very simple thing,

431
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:03,692
(WHIMPERING)

432
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,404
They follow orders.

433
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:08,572
(GROANING)

434
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,663
SANTIAGO: Agent Ramos
recommends four weeks'
psych leave.

435
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,375
And you know
I don't take his
evaluations lightly.

436
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,838
You were also there.

437
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,674
I was in my room.

438
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,176
I got lucky.

439
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,346
You were smack in the middle.
You owe yourself some time.

440
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,389
I can't go away
for a month.

441
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:35,557
I won't.

442
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,727
We disrupt the investigation,
the Dark Army wins.

443
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,729
Chinese are pointing
to a group of
Uighur separatists.

444
00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:42,439
I told you what I
saw at the airport.

445
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,024
What you saw
doesn't mean anything.

446
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,401
Excuse me, but I disagree.

447
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:49,696
We were there to
investigate the hack
and then we were under fire.

448
00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:50,947
That is not a coincidence.

449
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:54,368
By all reports,
the Dark Army
are just hackers.

450
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:58,163
It's not their MO
to shoot up a hotel
teeming with FBI.

451
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:01,500
Violent separatists
would have taken more victims.

452
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,418
I clipped one of
the shooters in the leg.

453
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:04,795
He went down, hit the floor.

454
00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:05,921
He could have kept firing.

455
00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:09,716
I read the reports,
DiPierro.
He turned the gun on himself.

456
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,426
He erased his history.

457
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,514
And the other shooter
actually had me cornered.

458
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,265
I was done.

459
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,184
Swear to God.

460
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,061
But instead, for some reason,

461
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,064
he also put his
weapon to his head
and pulled the trigger.

462
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,692
Their mission
wasn't to slaughter us.

463
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,820
If it was, I wouldn't be here
arguing with you right now.

464
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,030
They were there to
disrupt our investigation,

465
00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,783
to send us home,
and to leave nothing behind.

466
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:38,286
JOHN: (ON PHONE)
I don't know what to say.

467
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,622
Everyone's emotional
because of this Beijing thing.

468
00:25:40,747 --> 00:25:42,290
Revenge is on
everyone's mind.

469
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,209
The drums of war.
I know you hear them.

470
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,420
Be that as it may,
Mr. Speaker,

471
00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,547
there are ways
to drown them out.

472
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,466
With enough passion,
people will buy into anything,

473
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,802
especially at
times like these.

474
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,345
The Chinese tied
our hands on this one.

475
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,181
If I try to advocate
borrowing from them now,

476
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,434
the American public
will call me a traitor.

477
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,645
And, Phillip, frankly,
I don't even know if
I disagree with them.

478
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,522
Don't shit a shitter, John.

479
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:08,233
You enter this
pissing contest with China

480
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,402
instead of
passing this bailout,

481
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:12,320
the country goes bankrupt.

482
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,323
Believe me,
I would if I could.

483
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,908
But a bailout...

484
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,494
No one can make that happen,
not in this climate.

485
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,579
I'm sorry.

486
00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,333
Minister Zhang's office
has been unreachable.

487
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,543
(CHUCKLES)

488
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,045
That cocksucker.

489
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,132
Well, call him again.

490
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:34,509
And again and again
and again.

491
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,928
And don't fucking
leave until you get him.

492
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,225
Where's my car?
I'm late for my
next appointment.

493
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:43,810
Sorry, sir.

494
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,396
The driver's having
trouble getting into
the parking structure.

495
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,899
Protesters have
surrounded the building.

496
00:26:56,448 --> 00:27:00,285
Tell Bratton to
summon as much NYPD
as is necessary.

497
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,120
(CROWD CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)

498
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,882
ANGELA: My success is assured.

499
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,636
My success is assured.

500
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,473
My success is assured.

501
00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:24,643
My success is assured.

502
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,271
My success is assured.

503
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:33,318
My success is assured.

504
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:39,074
You know you can't talk
to yourself during the
actual operation, right?

505
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:42,536
Whatever it takes,
as long as you're
almost ready for liftoff.

506
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,788
We settled on Midtown, JW?

507
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,623
Twenty-third floor,
Eastside View.

508
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,166
DARLENE: This'll be during
their lunch hour,

509
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,543
so the floor
should be pretty empty.

510
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,086
CISCO: Okay.

511
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,089
We're officially
good to go.
(WINCES)

512
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,269
The hell is this?

513
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,664
Nothing.

514
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:32,210
I thought I recognized
your friend, but I don't.

515
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:39,801
I'll wait for your
call when I get there.

516
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,143
Jesus.
At least you still got
a few of these left.

517
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,771
I cannot get through
a day in that E Corp
building without juicing.

518
00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,315
You know what I mean?

519
00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:54,816
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

520
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:00,488
Hey, how soon
till you re-up on, um...

521
00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:05,035
Everything?

522
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:07,662
Oh, well, that's it
for this place.

523
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,999
I thought I could
weather the storm,
but that's...

524
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,209
I can't.

525
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:20,842
I know it's rough out there,
but you're a survivor, Ahmed.

526
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,010
(CHUCKLES)

527
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,846
Yeah, well, not when
I can't pay the rent.

528
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,475
With this cash allowance,
no one's coming in.

529
00:29:28,558 --> 00:29:30,560
No customers,
no inventory.

530
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:34,522
No more of the best
damn turkey sandwich
in the tri-state.

531
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,399
Yeah.

532
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,404
Man, I'm real sorry.

533
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,199
Yeah. Thanks.

534
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:52,624
Well, I guess I
got to take advantage
while I still can, right?

535
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,752
How about it?

536
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,088
Turkey sandwich
on whole wheat.

537
00:29:58,421 --> 00:29:59,464
Oh.

538
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:00,882
Yeah, okay.

539
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,550
Lettuce, mayo,
Muenster.

540
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,187
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

541
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,081
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

542
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,633
Yeah, hi,
I'm in room 2301.

543
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,176
I just used
my last towel.

544
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,845
I'm running out for
a sec but was wondering

545
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,597
if someone could leave
a few extras by my door.

546
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,433
Thank you.

547
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,981
Oh, hi.

548
00:30:58,106 --> 00:30:59,733
Oh, there's no
conditioner in my room,

549
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,152
and I'm sure
gonna need it
with this humidity.

550
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,570
You know how it is.

551
00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:07,782
Thanks, doll.

552
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,647
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

553
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,801
(PHONE VIBRATES)

554
00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:15,350
DARLENE: Are we
still on for lunch?

555
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,352
Yeah, I'll be there.

556
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,237
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

557
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:38,581
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

558
00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,212
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

559
00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:08,945
How's it going?

560
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,586
(LOCK CLICKS)

561
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,311
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

562
00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:44,606
Shit.

563
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:56,451
(LINE DIALING)

564
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:58,786
Shit.

565
00:33:58,912 --> 00:33:59,996
DARLENE: What's up?

566
00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:01,706
The script,
it isn't working.

567
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:02,874
Mobley, are you on?

568
00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,792
MOBLEY: Yeah,
what's on your terminal?

569
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,712
"EnableAttack not found."

570
00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:08,838
(DOOR OPENS)

571
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:11,674
(WATER RUNNING)

572
00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,134
DARLENE: Everything okay?

573
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,764
Angela, what's happening?

574
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,020
Angela.

575
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:29,817
ANGELA: I'm good.

576
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:32,237
MOBLEY: Okay,
you have to change your path.

577
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,447
"CD, bin," hit Enter.

578
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,659
ANGELA: Done.
Now run the script.

579
00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:43,748
DARLENE: And we are live.

580
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:46,668
Wi-Fi interface is up.
Communicating with femtocell.

581
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:50,046
Good work.
Almost there. Do your thing.

582
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:54,717
Is everything okay?

583
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:56,719
DARLENE: Who the hell is that?

584
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,222
Yeah. Fine.

585
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:01,015
You were
in there a while.

586
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,977
I didn't mean for
that to sound weird.

587
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,854
I just noticed
because I've never seen you
on this floor before.

588
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:10,650
I wanted to make sure
you're all right is all.

589
00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:12,318
DARLENE: We don't
have time for this.
Get rid of him.

590
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,904
Anyway,
I'm Agent Ross Thomas, CY-5.

591
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,242
Mobley, you're getting
the transfers, right?

592
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,827
Anything?

593
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:21,911
Angela.

594
00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,956
MOBLEY: He hails
from San Diego,
relationship is complicated.

595
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,708
So what's it like?

596
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,335
Knowing that every
room you walk into,

597
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,296
at least one person
is quietly trying to

598
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:33,339
muster the courage
to ask you out?

599
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:36,342
DARLENE: Jesus,
end this before I hurl.

600
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:37,760
Mobley.

601
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:42,015
MOBLEY: He's been in
the Bureau for under a year.
Was InfoSec before then.

602
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,766
I don't really
think about that.

603
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,268
I don't have much yet.

604
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:49,439
Well, would you think
about drinks with me?

605
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,941
Say, tomorrow night?

606
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:53,901
I'm actually
seeing someone.

607
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,820
Oh, come on.
I'm not proposing.

608
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,447
It's one drink.

609
00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,615
I won't take no
for an answer.

610
00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:00,742
I'm flattered.

611
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,368
But I really have
to get back to work.

612
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:05,788
MOBLEY: I've got something.
He calls his mom
a weird amount,

613
00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:08,791
and I will
exploit that weirdness.

614
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:11,919
This floor, it's off-limits
to non-Bureau.

615
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:14,213
Did you know that?

616
00:36:14,756 --> 00:36:16,424
I thought you all
were moving.

617
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:17,592
(MUSICAL RINGTONE PLAYING)

618
00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:25,558
Well? You want to
tell me why you're here?

619
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,020
DARLENE: Shit, Mobley,
I'm looking too.

620
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,105
Angela, hold on a sec.

621
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,733
I'm waiting.

622
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:36,194
So that's all you got?

623
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,697
A little brush-off
and you give up?

624
00:36:39,781 --> 00:36:40,782
(CHUCKLES)

625
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,619
I just wanted
a little fight.

626
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,788
No one's ever
handed a win.

627
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:53,628
What are you doing
for lunch?

628
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,255
Busy tomorrow, but...

629
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,133
I can meet you
downstairs.

630
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,803
Like, 307

631
00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:04,931
(CHUCKLES)

632
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,394
I know a great Greek
place around the corner.

633
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,815
I'll see you in a half.

634
00:37:19,487 --> 00:37:20,738
DARLENE: All right,
you need to find a cubicle

635
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:21,906
with a network
switch under it.

636
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:25,493
It should be on the ground.
Lots of Ethernet
cables and flashing LEDs.

637
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,661
(SIGHS)

638
00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,098
Okay, found one.

639
00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:50,268
All right,
put the battery backup down
and the femtocell next to it.

640
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,603
Plug the battery
backup into a power strip.

641
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:56,107
Do not unplug the femtocell
from the battery backup.

642
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,777
After that, plug the other end
of the yellow network
cable into the switch.

643
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,540
Don't forget to
wipe your prints
from everything.

644
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,202
ANGELA: Okay,
the femtocell's plugged in.

645
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:55,583
You killed it.

646
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,752
Go celebrate.

647
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,718
Shit.

648
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,349
We lost Wi-Fi.

649
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,351
You need to get to a terminal
and bring it back up.

650
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,105
Screw you.
I did what you asked.

651
00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:19,440
If we can't get
the interface to load,

652
00:39:19,565 --> 00:39:22,193
then we can't use
the Juniper ScreenOS
backdoor to own the network,

653
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,361
which means,

654
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:26,030
I can't wipe the
security footage of you
planting the femtocell.

655
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,448
You're fucking kidding me.

656
00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:29,951
Just get to your cubicle.
I'll walk you through it.

657
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,308
ELLIOT: Masters.
We all have them.

658
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,812
Every relationship's
a power struggle.

659
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,064
Some of us need
to be controlled.

660
00:40:01,315 --> 00:40:05,903
Once in a while,
the best course of action
is to just ride shotgun,

661
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,739
stare at the road ahead,

662
00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,158
and hope it leads
somewhere you want to go.

663
00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,327
(MONITOR BLARING)

664
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,754
DARLENE: There's a USB flash
drive in that bag.

665
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,673
When you get to your cubicle,
power off your machine,

666
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,175
plug the flash drive in,
and power it back on.

667
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,262
Hold F12 to bring
up your boot options.

668
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:33,306
Make sure you boot from USB.

669
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:41,689
Make sure live
AMDG64 is highlighted,
then hit Enter.

670
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,610
When the desktop comes up,
open a terminal.

671
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,696
Click on the icon
of the black screen,
just like you practiced.

672
00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,617
Okay, I need you to
type the following,

673
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,785
"SSH," space,

674
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,705
dash, "L," space, "root,”

675
00:40:57,830 --> 00:41:00,374
space, "L4713

676
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,379
"116.e-corp-usa.com.”

677
00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:18,726
I lost my place.

678
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,145
The last thing I
entered was "3."

679
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:25,232
"116.e-corp-usa.com.”

680
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:29,987
Okay.
Okay, password, "Joshua.”

681
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,159
Homestretch,
you're gonna have to bring up
both Wi-Fi interfaces.

682
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:37,161
“Ifconfig,” space,

683
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:39,830
"WLANO," space, "up.”

684
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,916
Done.
Last one.

685
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:44,168
“Ifconfig,” space,

686
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:47,004
"WLAN1," space, "up.”

687
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,547
DIiPIERRO: Angela Moss.

688
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,925
Is that right?

689
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,432
Oh, you in the middle
of a call? I'm sorry.

690
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:02,103
I hate when people do
that to me. Go ahead.
I can wait for you to finish.

691
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,072
(GRUNTS)

692
00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,117
(GROANING)

693
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:37,805
(DOOR SLAMS)

694
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:38,973
(WHEEZING)

695
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:40,641
(WHIMPERING)

696
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,825
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

697
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,329
(RASPING)

698
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:09,754
(GROANING)

699
00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,344
Before you get all
bent out of shape,

700
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,890
all I was trying to do
was take those
punches for you.

701
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,016
That's it.

702
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,159
Thank you.

703
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:57,259
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

704
00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,279
So if I had to guess,

705
00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:22,159
I'd say you didn't tell
Principal Howard your side?

706
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,669
You know, it's okay
to talk about stuff,
to share your side of things.

707
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,340
I'm here to listen.

708
00:44:36,423 --> 00:44:38,050
Always will be.

709
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,638
You don't feel like
talking right now,

710
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,056
nobody's gonna force you.

711
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,483
Hopefully you're
okay with listening,
though, because...

712
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:58,195
I actually have
something to share.

713
00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:01,323
Something I'm
pretty embarrassed about.

714
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:06,579
Mr. Fitch, my supervisor,

715
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,164
you met him, big bald guy,

716
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:12,167
looks like that
guy from The Simpsons
that you don't like very much.

717
00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:17,214
A few Fridays ago,
he calls me into his office,
sits me down,

718
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:20,593
and immediately starts
reading off a list of dates.

719
00:45:22,177 --> 00:45:25,681
"September 8th,
August 29th, August 2nd."

720
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:28,601
Few more.

721
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,188
He goes on to tell me
that because of these dates,

722
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,359
my contract is
being terminated.

723
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,780
I was being let go.

724
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:43,657
I asked him why.

725
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,783
He didn't answer.

726
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,077
He just thanked
me for my time,
wished me luck,

727
00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,998
excused himself,
no further explanation.

728
00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,836
What were the dates?

729
00:45:58,505 --> 00:46:00,674
They were all
appointments with a doctor.

730
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:05,554
I had to leave early
for some blood work.

731
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,725
What? What do you mean?

732
00:46:12,978 --> 00:46:14,605
I'm sick, Elliot.

733
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,399
That's what
they're telling me.

734
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,984
For a while now.

735
00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:25,157
I've been trying to
keep it from everybody.

736
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,577
Your mom, Darlene, work.

737
00:46:29,995 --> 00:46:31,163
You.

738
00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:41,298
Come on, kiddo.

739
00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:44,510
The world isn't gonna
get rid of me that easily.

740
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:46,929
I'm gonna be okay.

741
00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,267
I'm never gonna leave you.

742
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,937
I promise.

743
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,945
Oh, come on. Enough of
this gloom and doom.

744
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:08,993
Why dwell on the past
when we can take
a peek into the future?

745
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,204
The site of
my new gig.

746
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,999
That's where
I'm taking you.

747
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,251
I'm opening a store.

748
00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:20,295
Computers.

749
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,507
Everybody wants to have one.
We love them.

750
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,135
Figured it made sense.

751
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:27,469
You're gonna have
a computer store?

752
00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:28,595
(CHUCKLES)

753
00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,098
Can I work there?

754
00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,644
Yeah, don't see
why not.

755
00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:38,981
In fact, I will
give you your first
assignment right now.

756
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:42,609
I want you to
come up with a name.

757
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:47,573
What? Stores need
a name, right?

758
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:51,285
I can name it
whatever I want?

759
00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:52,828
All right, tell you what.

760
00:47:52,911 --> 00:47:54,747
When we pull up,

761
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,999
the first thing that
comes into your mind.

762
00:47:58,459 --> 00:47:59,668
That'll be the name.

763
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,838
Really?

764
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:08,677
Now it's coming up
here on the right.

765
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,014
Just keep those
eyes on the road.

766
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,859
Now, I don't
have the keys yet,

767
00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:26,111
SO we can't go in.

768
00:48:27,321 --> 00:48:29,615
I just closed on the place.
It's a bit of a fixer-upper,

769
00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,867
but it'll get there.

770
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:34,787
It's awesome.

771
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,040
I thought you'd like it.

772
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,797
Hey, uh, back there,

773
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,090
what we talked about,

774
00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:49,593
let's just keep
that between us, okay?

775
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:53,597
Don't even tell your mom.
Just our little secret.

776
00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,853
Good.

777
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,730
Now you have work to do.

778
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,233
This place needs a name.

779
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,069
Now, remember,

780
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,072
the first thing that
pops into your mind.

781
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:20,249
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