1 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,484 - 'Bout time. 2 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:09,574 You said I only had to babysit Oscar for three hours. 3 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,317 - Where were you guys? 4 00:00:13,361 --> 00:00:16,320 - I'm on step nine of AA, making amends. 5 00:00:16,364 --> 00:00:19,497 So Momo's been driving me around to apologize. 6 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,673 Oh, I'm calling it my Eras tour. 7 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:28,202 My beer era, my tequila era, 8 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:31,161 and my appletini era. 9 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:33,163 I kept it classy there at the end. 10 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,732 - There's a lot of talking 11 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,603 and not enough of handing out fries. 12 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:39,648 - Oh. 13 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:42,868 - I ate all the fries. I'm sorry, Gordo. 14 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:44,087 Hey. 15 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,741 Take Chance off the list. 16 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:52,704 - So you've apologized to Chance, Mayan, Quinten, Rosie, 17 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:55,664 and all the hot mannequins at Victoria's Secret? 18 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:00,190 - I see now how I should have respected them for their minds. 19 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:06,327 - It looks like everyone's gotten an apology from George 20 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,807 except for the most important person in his life. 21 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,418 - Jackie Chan? 22 00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:13,769 - Me, man. 23 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:14,900 - What do you mean? 24 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,119 He told you he was sorry the other day. 25 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,643 - No. I dropped a box on his foot. 26 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,864 And he said, I'm sorry I ever hired you. 27 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,303 - What do you want him to apologize for? 28 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,132 - It was a cold autumn eve. 29 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,656 The Raiders were playing the Chargers. 30 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,267 Ah. 31 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,138 George dared me to run onto the field 32 00:01:35,182 --> 00:01:36,705 and tackle football legend Marshawn Lynch. 33 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:38,924 - [gasps] You tackled Beast Mode? 34 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,056 - I tried. 35 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,405 But it looked more like a Chihuahua 36 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:44,930 trying to hump a Great Dane. 37 00:01:44,973 --> 00:01:49,413 George swore he'd block security, but he was wasted. 38 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:52,329 So all he did was just point at me and say, get him! 39 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:55,811 I was hauled off to Raider jail, 40 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,901 where I was given the name Bitch Mode. 41 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,599 - Wow. 42 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,123 George should definitely apologize for that. 43 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,776 - Yeah. Well, I'm sure he will. 44 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,430 He's probably just saving the best for last. 45 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,170 - I forgot some of my apology tour, 46 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,433 someone who has been very loyal, 47 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,827 who has always been there for me. 48 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,745 I'm sorry, Churro. 49 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,966 I'm sorry I threw a shoe at you when I was drunk. 50 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,664 I thought you were a gremlin. 51 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,843 [upbeat saxophone music] 52 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:34,850 ♪ 53 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:42,684 - We're here. 54 00:02:44,816 --> 00:02:46,383 - You guys were gone a long time. 55 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:48,341 - Oh, we had the best day. 56 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:51,432 Shopping, lunch at the Cheesecake Factory, 57 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:52,694 a couple's massage. 58 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:58,178 - Couple's massage? 59 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,918 - No, don't worry. 60 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:03,226 She told everyone I was gay so it wouldn't be weird. 61 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,969 - I love shopping with Quinten. 62 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:09,363 He's always honest about how good I look. 63 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,844 - It is genuine honesty, 64 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,542 not fear. 65 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,807 - You guys have been hanging out a lot. 66 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,939 It's like my mom thinks you're her husband. 67 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,419 - That's silly. 68 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,726 - Quinten, honey, can you unzip me, I wanna try this on. 69 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,468 I'm thinking of wearing this dress for dinner on Friday. 70 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,992 Oh, by the way, Quinten and I are 71 00:03:30,035 --> 00:03:31,776 going to have dinner on Friday, so we're gonna need you 72 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,864 to babysit Chance. 73 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:38,087 - Have you thought about going out with someone, you know, 74 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:40,263 not in this family? 75 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,701 Maybe you should start dating. 76 00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:46,400 - Maybe you should stop dating and get married. 77 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,750 Quinten, zipper! 78 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:49,793 - Sorry, dear. 79 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:55,626 Yeah. You're right. She needs a husband. 80 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,893 - I think my mom is afraid to get back out there. 81 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,504 Oh, we should set her up. 82 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,070 - I actually know someone. 83 00:04:05,114 --> 00:04:06,246 Walter. 84 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,856 He's a sweet guy. 85 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,379 He's--he'd one of my regulars at the Apple store, 86 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,946 so you know he's got money. 87 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:14,906 - Perfect. 88 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,517 My mom and I always dreamed about having a sugar daddy 89 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,214 to replace our pickled daddy. 90 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,871 ♪ 91 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,439 - Did George apologize for landing you in Raider jail? 92 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,442 Recently voted third most violent jail in the country. 93 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,183 - No, he has not. 94 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,577 - Why don't you just ask him? 95 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,753 - If there's one thing I know about relationships, 96 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:38,800 it's that you can't ask men to do things. 97 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,456 You need to trick them. 98 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,895 So to jog his memory, I got us all tickets 99 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:48,853 to the Raider-Charger game this Sunday. 100 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,464 - Nice. 101 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,422 How'd you afford that? 102 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:58,385 - I saved up and went to the bank. 103 00:04:58,428 --> 00:04:59,647 The sperm bank. 104 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,346 - They pay you for your sperm? 105 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:05,740 I can't give mine away. 106 00:05:05,783 --> 00:05:08,482 - Once George remembers how he betrayed me, 107 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,136 he's gonna feel bad, apologize, 108 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,530 and then probably ask me to take his last name. 109 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:17,273 - Ooh. Where's my coffee? 110 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,145 - Just how you like it, black with a splash of cream 111 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:21,408 and 24 sugars. 112 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,675 - One of these is a Splenda! 113 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:31,331 - You know what you'll think is sweet, 114 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,724 these tickets to the Raider game. 115 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,030 - Oh, yeah, that is sweet, Oscar, 116 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,337 but you know, I don't go to the games anymore, 117 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,121 since I stopped drinking. 118 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,471 I mean, without paying $23 for a Bud Light, where's the fun? 119 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,474 - Hey! 120 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:46,650 It can be fun sober. 121 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:47,999 - I don't know, man. 122 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,611 My favorite part was all the stuff we did wasted. 123 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,484 Like tussling with that angry chola. 124 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:57,574 At least I think she was angry. 125 00:05:57,618 --> 00:05:59,359 I can't tell the way they draw their eyebrows on. 126 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,450 - My sister arches hers real wide. 127 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,800 She always looks so surprised to see me. 128 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:09,630 - And since I can't drink, I can't go. 129 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,196 You should sell the ticket. 130 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,763 Oh, and give me all the money. 131 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,069 - Wait! 132 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:17,377 What if we all don't drink? 133 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,813 - Excuse me? 134 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,425 - You'd really stay sober for me? 135 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,644 - Yes. 136 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:25,341 - All right. You know what? 137 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,474 I'm in. Let's do it. 138 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,953 all: Raider Nation! 139 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,047 - I'm here. 140 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,441 And my prayers have been answered. 141 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:42,706 You're finally coming to church with me on a non-holiday. 142 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,142 I already told Jesus. 143 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,231 He's very excited to see you. 144 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:50,932 - How come Jesus doesn't have to wear a suit to church? 145 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:53,413 I should be allowed to go in my chonies too. 146 00:06:56,677 --> 00:07:00,071 - But before we go, Quinten and I have someone 147 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,422 that we would like you to meet. 148 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,945 - Are you trying to set me up? 149 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,903 I'm not looking to date anyone. 150 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:07,427 [doorbell rings] 151 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,559 - But Quinten's found you a real catch, mom. 152 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,127 Soon you'll be on a romantic three-month cruise. 153 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,998 It'll be the best vacation of my life. 154 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:16,653 Your life. 155 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,440 - Buenos días. 156 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,709 It's a pleasure to meet you, Rosie. 157 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,059 Ah! 158 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,409 Sorry. You know, arthritis in my hand. 159 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,021 No, no, no. I can get it. 160 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,110 I can get it. 161 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:45,116 - Need a hand there, Walter? 162 00:07:45,159 --> 00:07:47,336 - Nope. I got it. 163 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,166 - He don't got it. 164 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:58,565 - Will you excuse us a moment, Walter? 165 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:06,964 Why would you think it was a good idea 166 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,793 to set me up with Father Time? 167 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,578 Was there no one older available, 168 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:15,930 like the Gutenberg Bible, Chichen Itza, 169 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,584 a pterodactyl? 170 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,589 That's what you think I want for my romantic life? 171 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:24,634 That's what you think I deserve? 172 00:08:24,678 --> 00:08:26,810 - No, I just think that at your age, 173 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:27,898 your options might be limited. 174 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,509 - [gasps] 175 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,514 - That came out wrong. 176 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:40,476 - And what would be the right way to say that? 177 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,477 - Mom, you've been divorced ten years. 178 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,002 Don't you miss male companionship? 179 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,483 - I get plenty of sex, Mayan. 180 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,010 - What? 181 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,664 - Do you really think I can't get any? 182 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:55,752 Look at me. 183 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,885 I go to church on Sundays to make up 184 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:00,017 for what I do on Saturdays. 185 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,977 [upbeat saxophone music] 186 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:05,196 ♪ 187 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,809 [crowd cheering] 188 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:11,202 - The last time we won the Super Bowl, my hair was black 189 00:09:11,246 --> 00:09:14,249 and this tooth right here was silver. 190 00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:17,034 Now, it's reversed. 191 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,688 This could be our year. 192 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,211 - This is our year. 193 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,691 - [speaking Spanish] 194 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:24,346 - Welcome to the field our special guest, 195 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:26,914 NFL legend and future Hall of Famer, 196 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:30,918 Marshawn Lynch! 197 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,790 [2 Unlimited's "Get Ready For This"] 198 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:36,706 [upbeat electronic music] 199 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,143 ♪ 200 00:09:39,187 --> 00:09:41,668 - Make some noise for Beast Mode! 201 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:45,715 crowd: [chanting] Beast Mode! Beast Mode! 202 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,500 - And ladies, he's single 203 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:52,287 and in the best shape of his life. 204 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,638 - I'm single and in the best shape of my life too. 205 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,161 This is fun, huh? 206 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:59,120 You don't need to be drunk like those fools over there. 207 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,038 - It's like they have no dignity. 208 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:06,606 - Oh, pardon me. 209 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,608 Excuse me. 210 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:13,264 - You look like the Mexican Bowser. 211 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,226 You're not wearing your nipple spikes? 212 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,054 - Now that I'm at my first game sober, 213 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:24,101 I realize everyone's staring at me and I look stupid. 214 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:26,974 - Doesn't that remind you of the time that we were here 215 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,279 and I looked stupid. 216 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,455 It was a cold autumn eve. 217 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,850 - You look stupid all the time, man, all four seasonings. 218 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,505 Oh man, I know it's hard not to drink today, guys, 219 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,855 and I truly appreciate it, man. That's real friendship. 220 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,509 Hey, let's take a selfie. 221 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,732 - You can't even see me. 222 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,647 - Who cares, man? My hair looks great. 223 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,781 - [speaking Spanish] 224 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,827 - And now, it's time for the dance cam. 225 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:59,484 ♪ 226 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:02,052 - When a man can look like a damn fool 227 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,793 for the love of his team, 228 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:07,362 that's what Raider Nation is all about. 229 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,670 - Man, being at this game reminds me, 230 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:13,368 I owe someone a huge apology. 231 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,065 - This is the perfect time to say it. 232 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,850 - Oscar? - Yes, George? 233 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,590 - Can you slide through here, man? 234 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,288 I'm gonna apologize to Momo. 235 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,423 The last time we were here, 236 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,338 I was the one that put that spike on your seat. 237 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,862 - That was you? 238 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,385 Raul had to pull that out. 239 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:33,344 I still owe him a favor. 240 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:36,130 - I know. I'm sorry, man. 241 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,741 I love you, man. - I love you too. 242 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,878 [crowd cheering] 243 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,141 - I take it back. 244 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,230 Grown men crying, 245 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,580 that's what Raider Nation is all about. 246 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,716 Women, take note. 247 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,805 [voice breaks] Football is our therapy. 248 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,677 - Ow. 249 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,200 You are wearing the nipple spikes. 250 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,246 - No, I'm just really happy. 251 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,947 [upbeat saxophone music] 252 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,644 - Mom's so mad. 253 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,299 But seriously, who lies about getting laid? 254 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,527 - Can I help you? 255 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,355 - She ain't mad no mo'. 256 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,533 - Oh, my God, you're Mayan. 257 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,144 Your mom has told me so many stories 258 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,016 and shown me so many pictures. 259 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,323 And who are you? 260 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:45,329 - Mayan, what are you doing here? 261 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,855 You can't just show up unannounced to someone's house. 262 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,990 ♪ 263 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775 - Waited 15 minutes for the bathroom 264 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,515 then 30 minutes for the nachos. 265 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,866 By then I had to go to the bathroom all over again. 266 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,432 - You waited for the bathroom? 267 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,477 I just went here. 268 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,870 Raider Nation! 269 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,480 all: Raider Nation! 270 00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:10,746 - Is that beer? 271 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,663 - No. It's my pee. 272 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,317 - I know the difference between pee and Corona. 273 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,885 I learned that the hard way. 274 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,234 What the hell, man? 275 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,844 I thought you guys said you weren't gonna drink. 276 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,977 - Oscar had the idea to hide beer in coffee cups. 277 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,239 - Momo! - What? 278 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:28,024 You know I'm a chismosa when I'm buzzed. 279 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,983 - Hey, man. How could you do that? 280 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,333 - Doesn't feel good when your friends let you down, does it? 281 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,814 - No, it doesn't. I think you owe me an apology. 282 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,555 - No. You owe me an apology. 283 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:38,905 - For what? 284 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,036 - For getting wasted and not having 285 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,386 my back with Marshawn Lynch. 286 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,953 - Not having your back with Marshawn? 287 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,433 Man, you were the reason I was drunk that day. 288 00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,652 - What are you talking about? 289 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,263 - If AA taught me anything, it taught me 290 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,134 that you're an enabler. 291 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,223 And once I looked up what enabler meant, I realized, 292 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,052 I didn't owe you an apology. 293 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,359 - Enabler. 294 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,230 I have taken your car keys. 295 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:03,625 I have called Mayan so many times to let her know 296 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,932 that her dad was not passed out in a ditch. 297 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,369 And I am the one who took you to the hospital 298 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:09,892 when you almost died last year. 299 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,024 - No way, man. 300 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,156 The ambulance took me to the hospital. 301 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,245 - Of course you don't remember. 302 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,293 Forget the Marshawn apology. 303 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,600 You should be apologizing for 20 years of our friendship. 304 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:26,082 I am done with you, man, just like I am done pretending 305 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,736 that I am a Raider fan. 306 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,742 - Bang bang, Niner gang. 307 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,621 ♪ 308 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,754 - Well, now that you're both dressed, 309 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,669 I just have one question. 310 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:50,715 What the hell? 311 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:56,678 - She means, how did you two meet? 312 00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:01,291 - Josué is a personal injury attorney, 313 00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:05,078 specializing in car accidents and dog attacks 314 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,993 and looking fine. 315 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,127 - Hey, maybe you've seen my ad. 316 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:14,609 Get bit by a Shih Tzu, this lawyer bites back. 317 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,960 - Wha--you-- you're No Way Josué! 318 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,527 Oh! 319 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,182 I have seen your face on buses and shopping carts 320 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,054 and urinals. That is so cool. 321 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,667 It's not that cool. 322 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,409 - Once I saw how much attention Rosie La Reina's billboard 323 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,369 was getting, I decided to put one right in front of hers. 324 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,589 So then she stormed into my office 325 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:42,550 and, well, gave me a piece of her mind. 326 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:46,162 - But then I decided to give him a piece of something else. 327 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,601 both: Ew. 328 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,214 - Her heart. 329 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,392 both: Oh. 330 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:03,353 - Wait, those billboards have been up for a while. 331 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,574 So you guys have been dating for-- 332 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,705 - Six months. 333 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,664 - When were you planning on telling me? 334 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,362 - When I was put into a situation where 335 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:13,755 I was forced to tell you. 336 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,367 Cookies? 337 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,240 - So hey. 338 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,416 I'm here with quarterback Jim Plunkett. 339 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,027 There's not a lot of people that deserve 340 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,856 the title Raider legend. 341 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:31,947 But Jim, how does it feel to be talking to one? 342 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,601 - And who are you? 343 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,045 - You know Oscar took me to the hospital? 344 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,395 - Yeah, because you were unconscious. 345 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,832 He picked you up and dropped you off himself 346 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,748 because the ambulance wouldn't have made it on time. 347 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,923 - He saved my life. 348 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,186 Man, I feel terrible. 349 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,405 - Imagine how I feel having to tell you. 350 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,540 - I gotta make this right. 351 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,152 I gotta go to the bathroom again. 352 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,980 ♪ 353 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,722 [phone rings] 354 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,464 - Is that your mom again? 355 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,596 - Yes. 356 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,468 And I am not speaking to her, 357 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:17,123 unless I need her to babysit, cook, clean, or do my taxes. 358 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,954 - Isn't Josué what we wanted for her, though? 359 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,434 Why are you so upset? 360 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,088 - Because we tell each other everything, 361 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,135 so it hurts that she kept him secret from me for six months. 362 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,834 - I'm here. 363 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,405 To remind you, if I'm not in your life, 364 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,146 you just have your dad. 365 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,673 - Why didn't you tell me about Josué sooner? 366 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,418 - I was nervous. 367 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,463 After everything we've been through with your dad, 368 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:57,032 I didn't wanna just bring any man into your life. 369 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,861 I had to make sure that he was worthy of meeting you. 370 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:05,345 - Well, is he? 371 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,001 - I think he is. 372 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,221 - Is he worthy of meeting me? 373 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:19,576 - Oh Quinten. 374 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,710 You're no one to him until you put a ring on it. 375 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,891 [crowd cheering] 376 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,936 - Not a good idea trying to get out of here 377 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,722 with a Niner jersey on. 378 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,377 I am lucky they let me keep my pants. 379 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,509 - Did you see George? He went looking for you. 380 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:43,209 - No, I did not see George, and I don't care. 381 00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:47,952 It's time for me to be the main character of my own life. 382 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,346 Do you need a sidekick? 383 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,696 - Sorry, bro. I already have Raul. 384 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,829 - Excuse me? 385 00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,530 - Yeah, so how was it playing in those great days? 386 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,053 - Is that George? 387 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,751 - Well, I played when the defenses could 388 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,927 actually hit the quarterback. 389 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,886 - What the hell? 390 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,282 - Excuse me, Marshawn, Mr. Jim Plunkett. 391 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:15,371 You should be in the NFL Hall of Fame, by the way. 392 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,460 - You seem like a nice guy. - Well, I'm not. 393 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,159 I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame of bad friends. 394 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,727 Oscar, I'm sorry you had to put up with a drunk version of me 395 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:24,815 for all those years. 396 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,774 - The drunk version? 397 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:28,776 Wait. You sober right now? 398 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,260 - Beast Mode, can we go silent mode. 399 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:39,221 Oscar, you always have my back, even when I don't have yours. 400 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,962 I'm sorry that it took me so long to apologize. 401 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,398 I was wrong. 402 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,878 Wait a minute. 403 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,576 In AA, the 10th step is admitting that you're wrong. 404 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,969 I did it! Ha! 405 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,318 All 10 steps. 406 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:51,233 Raiders! 407 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,366 - No, no, no. It's actually 12 steps. 408 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:55,019 - No, in Mexico, it's 10. 409 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,327 This is for you, Oscar! 410 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,416 Mr. Plunkett, can you hold that? 411 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,417 [grunts] 412 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,072 [grunts] 413 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,292 [grunts] 414 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,600 You wanna call security? 415 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,037 - Yeah. Hey, security! 416 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,474 - Oh, my God. 417 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,694 He tried to tackle Beast Mode for me. 418 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,348 I hope security goes easy on him. 419 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,223 - And he's down. 420 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,008 Let's go bail him out of Raider jail, boys. 421 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:31,926 [upbeat saxophone music] 422 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,841 [doorbell rings] 423 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,239 - Oh, my God! You're No Way Josué! 424 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,459 - You must be George. 425 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,069 - How did you know that? 426 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,506 Is Marshawn suing? 427 00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:51,075 That wasn't me. That was Eric Estrada. 428 00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,776 - No, George. 429 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:58,605 This is my boyfriend. 430 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,305 - Oh. 431 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,612 Is this some kind of a joke? 432 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,005 - No way, Josué. 433 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,749 - Just so you know, I'm in AA. 434 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,229 I'm making amends, so right now, 435 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,318 I just wanna say I'm sorry for everything. 436 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:19,147 - But you haven't done anything to me. 437 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,105 - Don't worry. It's coming. 438 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,456 ♪