1 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:18,430 Pickin' cotton in the mornin', pickin' chicken in the 2 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:24,590 evenin'. Run up and down that cot back, pick me a bed in a burlap sack with a 3 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:27,150 cotton pickin' chicken picker. 4 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:35,050 Steepin' in the cold rain, ride, ride, ride that freight 5 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:38,360 train. Grab that root, good boy, root. 6 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:43,560 Down by the river we'll cook his goose with a cotton pickin' chicken picker. 7 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:52,220 Pickin' cotton in the mornin'. Pickin' chicken in the evenin'. 8 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,580 Mama didn't raise no late son. 9 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:59,480 You need to take out the thumb with a cotton pickin' chicken picker. 10 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:24,060 Sleeping in the cold rain, ride, ride, ride that freight 11 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:29,620 train. Grab that rooster before he roosts, down by the river, look who gets 12 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:32,820 for the cotton -picking chicken pickers. 13 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:40,720 Picking cotton in the morning, picking chicken in the evening. 14 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:46,580 Mama didn't raise no lazy son, you hitchhike, I'll stick out my thumb with 15 00:01:46,580 --> 00:01:49,220 cotton. picking chicken pickers. 16 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,660 Hey, Dorff, there's a train. Let's go. 17 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:41,160 Sunny California, here we come. 18 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:49,400 Sunny Florida, here we come. 19 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:58,100 Don't get that straw all dirty. We may wind up eating it pretty soon if we 20 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,039 get something to eat. 21 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,200 Darby, you worry too much. What you gotta learn to do is just relax. 22 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:04,900 Relax, you say. 23 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:08,820 If I'd have had my way, Jerry, I'd have let that law back there catch us. At 24 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,760 least we could be in jail getting three meals a day. 25 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,060 Where's your initiative, boy? 26 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:14,200 Do you want to become a ward of the government? 27 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,280 And think of the shame of it all. 28 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:19,180 Well, it's come to the point where my stomach knows no shame. 29 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,680 Just hunger pains. 30 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,610 You know how it is, old friend. 31 00:03:27,070 --> 00:03:30,110 A fella has temporary reverses and financial embarrassments. 32 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:31,349 Now, how about it? 33 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:33,230 You got any sparrows in that feed box of yours? 34 00:03:33,510 --> 00:03:35,850 There's nothing in here but hay. Oh, well, thanks anyway. 35 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,450 Would you mind saying that again? 36 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:40,730 I said there's nothing in here but hay. 37 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,810 I wish I did have something to offer you. 38 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,630 I've had a few hungry days myself, and I know how it is. 39 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,510 Man, you like scared me to death. 40 00:03:47,850 --> 00:03:49,790 I thought I was having hallucinations there for a minute. 41 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,000 I hope you don't mind our sharing quarters with you and your friends 42 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,340 not at all. We're on our way to Miami for the track season. 43 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,340 Looks like some mighty fine horse flesh. 44 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,860 Jerry, don't talk about food. 45 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,860 You know, you've got a good eye, mister. 46 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,760 These two are really going to tear him up at the tracks this year. 47 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:09,700 If you're a betting man, you can get rich quick by putting your money on 48 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,340 Especially this fellow right here. 49 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,240 We call him Coming On Strong. 50 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:14,740 Coming On Strong, huh? 51 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,159 That's right. 52 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,300 Just think of the song, you'll remember his name. 53 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,420 If you're going to sing, make it loud. 54 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,780 Maybe you can drown out the growl in my stomach. 55 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,180 Yeah. 56 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:58,790 Ever since you've been gone, they've been coming on strong. 57 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,190 Pain. 58 00:05:03,850 --> 00:05:06,370 Pain. Come on in. 59 00:05:06,670 --> 00:05:08,250 Come on in. 60 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:10,530 A hell of sorrow. 61 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:12,850 I see your back. 62 00:05:31,050 --> 00:05:36,370 And since you're here, the time's seen just by. 63 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:44,170 To let you know that you're gonna be with me till I lose my mind. 64 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:51,270 You've been gone much too long. 65 00:05:53,090 --> 00:05:55,070 And I can feel the heart. 66 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:30,550 What a smooth finish. 67 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:33,029 Hey, Jerry. 68 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,290 Just past the state line. 69 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:35,690 We're in Florida. 70 00:06:36,170 --> 00:06:37,390 Give me something new for me. 71 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,510 I ain't ever starved in Florida before. 72 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:43,730 Well, by tomorrow morning, we'll be in Miami. I'll borrow a couple of bucks. 73 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,550 Head for the racetrack. And before you know it, we'll be rolling in dough. 74 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:51,730 Yeah? Well, right now, I'd settle for a slice of blown -in two pieces of bread. 75 00:06:52,270 --> 00:06:53,830 I'll say one thing for Florida. 76 00:06:54,270 --> 00:06:56,750 The air out there smells better than it does back there. 77 00:06:57,410 --> 00:06:58,430 No offense, ma 'am. 78 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,480 Darby? Darby! 79 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,340 Come here! 80 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,020 Oh, come here! 81 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:31,820 Oh, oh. 82 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,180 What's so funny? 83 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,660 This thing's supposed to grab mail sacks, not people. 84 00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:42,440 Well, I guess it made a grab for the first sad sack that came along. 85 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,800 Get me down! 86 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:02,210 Then the traveling salesman says, That lets me out, mister, because I ain't 87 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:04,710 never been west of Georgia in my whole life. 88 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:11,770 Well, 89 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,330 what'd the farmer's daughter say then, Cousin Urie? 90 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,550 What do you mean, what'd she say then? 91 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,010 That's a joke, Elwood. 92 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:32,190 Travel salesman never been west of Georgia. That's the funny part. 93 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:36,610 Yeah, well, that's a pretty funny joke, Cousin Jerry. You got any more like it? 94 00:08:37,730 --> 00:08:38,210 I 95 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:47,550 wonder 96 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:49,070 where in Florida we are. 97 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:52,130 And I don't know, but this must be the bottom. 98 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,820 I do, do, do, do, do. 99 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,680 I do, do, do, do, do. 100 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,560 I do, do, do, do, do. 101 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,680 Well, I lost my job, ain't got a dime. 102 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:13,840 All I need is shape and I need is shine. 103 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:19,540 Oh, I'm all hungover, got a mouth full of cotton. 104 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,220 Yes, I'm right. 105 00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,320 This must be the bottom. 106 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:32,540 If this is the bottom, well, okay, I figured I'd make it someday. 107 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:36,320 I had high hopes, but she sure shot them. 108 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:42,020 I guess I've arrived, this must be the bottom. 109 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,600 Do -do -do -do -do. 110 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,440 Do -do -do -do -do. 111 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,300 Do -do -do -do -do. 112 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:53,300 Do -do -do -do -do. 113 00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:59,650 Well, 114 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:06,750 I smoke old butts and I beg my dough And if you need any troubles 115 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:13,690 Well, boys, I've got them Yes, I'm right This 116 00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:20,490 must be the bottom If this is the bottom Well, okay, I 117 00:10:20,490 --> 00:10:22,310 figured I'd make it someday 118 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:26,190 I had high hopes that she sure shot them. 119 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:31,850 I guess I've arrived. This must be the bottom. 120 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,550 Do -do -do -do -do. 121 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,150 Oh, this must be the bottom. 122 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:42,150 Because the only way I seize up, and all these convicts look really down here to 123 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:44,970 me. Anybody got a dime for a cup of coffee? 124 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,910 Oh, I hear the sound of a band coming. 125 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:49,590 And they're coming after me. 126 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,810 Oh, me. 127 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:06,040 Here, the one about the dentist who says to his patient, your teeth are perfect, 128 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,560 but them gums has got to come out. 129 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,880 No, 130 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:16,940 I don't believe I have heard that one. Could you tell me it? 131 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:18,420 I just did. 132 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,600 He said, your teeth are perfect, but the gum's got to come out. Don't you get 133 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:28,200 it? Don't you see? How can that fellow remove the fellow's gums without taking 134 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,200 his teeth out, too? 135 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,580 My granny, she got me. 136 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,200 I know better than to tell you fellas jokes. 137 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,080 You ain't got no sense of humor. 138 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:46,040 I never saw so much nothing bunched up in one place in all my life. 139 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,180 Jerry, where in the world are we? 140 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:49,940 You got me, Darb. 141 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,140 Hey, sounds like we're in luck. 142 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,000 I hear somebody coming. 143 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,320 I hope you guys ain't waiting for the bus because it stopped running about a 144 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,320 week ago. 145 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,380 Well, to tell you the truth, mister, my buddy and I are just plain lost. 146 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,360 Could you tell us where we are? Oh, sure, sure. 147 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,150 Well, would you? 148 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:21,649 Would I what? 149 00:12:21,650 --> 00:12:22,650 Tell us where we are. 150 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:25,610 Oh, just Beals Corners, Hoover County, Florida. 151 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:30,450 Beals Corners, Hoover County, Florida. Right. That's where we are, huh? That's 152 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,410 where we are? That's where we are. You know what, Chief? What? I still don't 153 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:34,410 know where we're at. 154 00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:38,350 Look, maybe you could just tell us, how do we go to get to town? 155 00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:39,990 Oh, right down the road there. 156 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,730 Right straight down that road, huh? 157 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,170 What? I say town is right straight down that road. 158 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:47,890 It is? 159 00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:51,650 Well, you just told me it is. Well, I ought to know, because I deliver the 160 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,190 in this area seven days a week. 161 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:56,070 And there ain't nothing about this whole county I don't know about. 162 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:57,390 Right back in my head. 163 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,530 Look, let me ask you something. You wouldn't be going into town by any 164 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,530 yourself, would you? 165 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,250 Would I? 166 00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:05,290 Well, I don't know. 167 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:08,730 I guess so. To deliver the mail, I guess I'd go to town. 168 00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:12,490 Brother, this has got to be the prize ding -a -ling of all time. 169 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,790 Say, how'd a fellow like you ever get to be a mailman? 170 00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,690 Oh, I don't know. A special talent, I guess, that people like. 171 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:20,349 What's that? 172 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:23,690 See, I can't read nothing but numbers. That way they don't worry about me 173 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:26,010 looking at their postcards or peeking into their letters. 174 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:30,170 That makes sense, if you think about it. Look, mister... Just call me Champ. 175 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,230 Everybody else does. 176 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,310 Okay, Champ. Not Chump. Champ. 177 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:34,590 See, I used to be a fighter. 178 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,790 If you don't believe me, I'll lie down. Maybe you'll recognize me. 179 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:41,130 Okay, yeah. And besides that, Sylvie's my real name, but nobody knows that. 180 00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:44,330 Well, you can trust us. We won't tell anyone. 181 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,520 Huh? We won't tell anyone. 182 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720 Tell anyone what? 183 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,380 That your real name is Sylvia. 184 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,420 How did you know about that? 185 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,640 It's a long story. Look, could you just give us a lift into town? 186 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,920 I'm sorry. 187 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,140 This is United States Mail Truck, and I can't take no passengers unless you're 188 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,520 an official post office business. 189 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:06,200 Oh, we are. We are. You see, we're going into town to buy stamps. 190 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,520 Oh, good. Then drop in. Be my guest. 191 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:16,730 Something that looks exactly like my mother -in -law. Except for the 192 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:17,970 I ain't got no mustache. 193 00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:19,590 I ain't got no mother -in -law either. 194 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:22,710 What 195 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:29,670 are 196 00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:30,670 you stopping here for? 197 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:31,810 The Elwood crossing. 198 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,010 Elwood what? 199 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,670 The Elwood crossing about five seconds from now. 200 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,030 Four, three, two, one. 201 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,250 Here he is now. 202 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,240 So that's what an Elwood is. 203 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,480 Oh, yes, Chief. 204 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,640 I'd stake my life on it. That's an Elwood if I've ever seen one. 205 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,240 Who's he? 206 00:14:56,420 --> 00:15:00,260 Elwood Beale. He comes here every evening at the same time on his way to 207 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:01,420 Zickerfuss' chicken farm. 208 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,360 Him and Ned play checkers every night. Did you say chicken farm? 209 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,900 I don't know. Did I? 210 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:08,240 Say, where is this fellow Ned's chicken farm? 211 00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,980 Oh, down the road about a quarter of a mile. 212 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,080 Well, I'll read you loud and clear, Chief. 213 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,640 Champ, it's been an unforgettable ride. 214 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,880 If this is a dream, don't wait. 215 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:31,380 I can smell the chicken frying now. Come on. Where do you think you're going? 216 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,520 That's not a free lunch counter, you know. Well, come on. 217 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,300 How much money you got? 218 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,940 Are you kidding? 219 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,720 That makes us even. 220 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,320 That's just about as much as I've got. Nothing. 221 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,700 But there's no use for us to get shot, either. 222 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,900 Now, the sun will be down in about an hour or so, so let's just relax until 223 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:54,900 then. 224 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,460 Relax? Relax, you tell me. If I don't get something to eat pretty soon, I'm 225 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,460 going to be relaxed forever. 226 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,800 Well, I got you this time, Cousin Elwood. 227 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:08,760 Why don't you just come on and admit it now and give up. 228 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:35,730 Right here, Ma. 229 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,090 Oh. 230 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,870 Oh, I didn't know you was to bed already. 231 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,630 I just didn't have anything else to do, Ma. 232 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,550 Oh, I thought all your crowd was going to the barn dance tonight. 233 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:48,390 That's right, Ma. 234 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,150 Everybody. 235 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,730 But not me. 236 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:02,250 Everybody's living and laughing and loving, not me. 237 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,170 Everybody's parkin' and a -sparkin' in the dark, but not me. 238 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:12,849 My sweet baby just turned me loose. 239 00:17:13,109 --> 00:17:15,530 I ain't had time to find nobody new. 240 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,290 Everybody's livin' and a -laughin' and a -lovin', not me. 241 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:22,190 Everybody, not me. 242 00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:28,650 I can't remember ever doin' anything to hurt you. 243 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:33,730 I can't remember any time that I didn't love you. 244 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:41,460 My old proud afraid I may start crying out loud. 245 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,120 Everybody's living and laughing and loving, not me. 246 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,040 Everybody, not me. 247 00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:59,500 Everybody's living and laughing and loving, not me. 248 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,420 Everybody's screaming and dancing and shouting, not me. 249 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:12,770 I've been a -tremlin' and a -bitin' my lips, waitin' for my heartache to be 250 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:16,790 with. Everybody's livin' and a -laughin' and a -lovin', not me. 251 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,650 Everybody, not me. 252 00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:25,430 I can't remember ever doin' anything to him. 253 00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:32,070 I can't remember any time that I didn't love him. 254 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:36,290 I'll stay away from the old crowd. 255 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,200 Afraid I may start crying and laughing. 256 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,800 Everybody's living and they're laughing and they're loving. Not me. 257 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,720 Everybody's not me. 258 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,820 That sure was pretty, honey. 259 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:56,480 But don't you stay up all night listening to that radio. 260 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,120 I won't, Mom. 261 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 Good night, honey. 262 00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:00,860 Good night, Mom. 263 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,010 This bunch over here. Let me at him. Let me over. 264 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,800 Chasing breakers! 265 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,780 Uncle Ned! 266 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,140 Uncle Ned! 267 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:18,600 Uncle Ned! 268 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,140 Uncle Ned! 269 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:28,440 I just called back... Just be quiet, will you, if I only... Whatever it is 270 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,380 wait. Good hell, we're here trapped. 271 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,980 Been sitting there like that for the last 45 minutes. 272 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:37,960 Trying to figure out where the... 273 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,660 Just what I figured. 274 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,580 And you've been waiting 45 minutes while you're in the mood? 275 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,610 Firm, you Elwood. 276 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,790 Now, when he sobers up, he won't remember this game at all. 277 00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:21,350 And he won't believe it when I tell him I won. 278 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:22,830 Never mind about that. 279 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,790 There's a couple of chicken thieves out in our hen house. 280 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,030 What? 281 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:31,230 Tarantination, sorghum, and sassic press. Why didn't you say so, woman? 282 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:32,650 Where's my shotgun? 283 00:21:34,090 --> 00:21:35,530 Well, what happened? 284 00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:37,610 What'd you get your shotgun for, Canadian? 285 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:40,790 A couple of cotton chicken pickin' flickers. 286 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:43,030 Cotton belt pick pickers. 287 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:47,500 Oh, you can't hurt mine. Just go, old sack of dead Susie. 288 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,340 I ain't no cousin of yours. 289 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:40,890 official chicken inspectors. 290 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:19,260 And eyes that would tempt any man. 291 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:27,240 Then she came and sat down at my 292 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240 table. 293 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:35,560 And as she placed her soft hands in 294 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,560 mine. 295 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:42,900 I found myself wanting. 296 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:50,260 To kiss her, for temptation was 297 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:53,420 flowing like wine. 298 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:58,240 And I was almost 299 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:05,080 persuaded to 300 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,800 strip myself of... 301 00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:24,220 persuaded to push my 302 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:26,860 conscience aside. 303 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:35,100 Then we danced and she whispered I 304 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:36,660 need you. 305 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:43,880 Take me away from here and be mine. 306 00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:53,620 Then I looked into her eyes and I saw it, 307 00:24:53,780 --> 00:25:00,500 the reflection of my wedding 308 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,500 bed. 309 00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:06,260 And I was almost 310 00:25:06,260 --> 00:25:13,140 persuaded to 311 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:16,880 let strange lips lead. 312 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:26,620 Most persuaded. 313 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:35,700 But your sweet love made me stop and go home. 314 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,540 Hey, Sheriff Mathis. Hey, Bert. 315 00:25:43,940 --> 00:25:46,300 Well, I'd give a last check before turning in. 316 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,840 What do you got here? 317 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:52,220 Oh, a couple of chicken pickers Uncle Ned caught out at his place. 318 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:53,580 Oh. 319 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,000 Chicken thieves, huh? 320 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,040 This is a gross miscarriage of justice. 321 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,700 It's illegal, unconstitutional incarceration. 322 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,280 Say, I'll just bet you 25 cents you can't say that again. 323 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,240 I said this is a gross miscarriage of justice. 324 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,800 It's illegal, unconstitutional incarceration. 325 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,540 He did. 326 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:19,200 Look, you just can't throw us in jail without even giving us a trial. 327 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,900 We can't. Seems we already have. 328 00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:26,060 Now, I ain't about to wake up old Judge Beal in the middle of the night for a 329 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:27,060 couple of chicken thieves. 330 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:31,020 You'll get your trial the first thing in the morning, right after breakfast. 331 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,460 Right after what? 332 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,680 Right after breakfast. 333 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,000 Oh, that beautiful word, Sheriff. Say it again. 334 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,640 You boys better get some sleep. 335 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,460 Bert, come on over to the restaurant. I'll buy you a cup of coffee. 336 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,400 Thanks, Sheriff. I could sure use it. 337 00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:56,010 Man, I don't want no guitar. 338 00:26:56,390 --> 00:26:57,710 I got to have something to eat. 339 00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:00,570 The one thing I can't stand is being caged up. 340 00:27:00,890 --> 00:27:02,290 Well, at least they're going to feed us. 341 00:27:02,510 --> 00:27:03,870 That is, if we live till breakfast. 342 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:05,930 Hey, Dart, look what's coming down the alley. 343 00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:12,290 Except a man on a mule. 344 00:27:12,610 --> 00:27:13,610 Hey, you. 345 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:14,730 Lone Ranger. 346 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:17,230 Good evening, gents. 347 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:19,350 How would you like to make five dollars? 348 00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:22,610 Where did you get five dollars? I'll write him a check. 349 00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:23,890 Do you have a rope? 350 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:28,900 It's the best piece of rope in all of Tewer County. 351 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,600 It's worth at least $10. 352 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,620 I don't want to buy it, friend. I just want to use it. 353 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,400 Hey, you ain't planning on hanging yourself, are you? I'm planning on 354 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,520 out of here. That's what I'm planning. 355 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:41,940 Oh, no, you're not. Not before breakfast. 356 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,000 Quiet. Just toss us one in. 357 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,700 What in tarnation are you doing? 358 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:55,860 Well, they do it in cowboy movies all the time and it never favors. 359 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,780 Now, just tie the other end of the rope onto your saddle and make your horse 360 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:01,900 pull for all it's worth. 361 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,320 All righty -rooty. 362 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:38,449 Well, 363 00:28:40,290 --> 00:28:43,270 they say that every dog is gonna have his day. 364 00:28:43,870 --> 00:28:47,030 Dogs are kinda easy to be led astray. 365 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:50,710 I thought that I was just a little playful pup. 366 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,680 But I got off my leash and then I got messed up. 367 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,600 Messed up. 368 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,940 Oh, look at me now. 369 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:11,300 I'm in the world's biggest doghouse and all I can say is... Bow -wow! 370 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:15,620 Well, here I was a dog out of cat and around. 371 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:17,700 Just a little chihuahua. 372 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:24,480 Acting like a hound, I wasn't satisfied with what was in my cup. So I got off of 373 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,960 my leash and then I got messed up. 374 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,960 I had a real nice home and a good warm bed. 375 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:43,320 I always had somebody to pat me on the head. I had my own private bone living 376 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,260 high on the hog till I got messed up. 377 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,300 It shouldn't happen to a dog. 378 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,080 Messed up. 379 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,460 Oh, look at me now. 380 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:04,900 I'm in the world's biggest doghouse and all I can say is bow wow. 381 00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:09,160 Well, here I was a dog out of catting around. 382 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,420 Just a little chihuahua. 383 00:30:11,950 --> 00:30:18,050 Acting like a hound, I wasn't satisfied with what was in my cup. So I got off of 384 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:20,530 my leash and then I got messed up. 385 00:30:29,150 --> 00:30:34,370 Then the traveling salesman said, That lets me out, mister, because I ain't 386 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:36,990 never been west of Georgia in all my born days. 387 00:30:46,639 --> 00:30:50,060 Say, Erie, what was all that ruckus up at your place Saturday night? 388 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,900 Oh, did you hear about that? 389 00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:53,940 The big explosion? 390 00:30:55,820 --> 00:31:01,220 A Cleveland Prize hog got a hold of a dozen sticks of dynamite and ate them. 391 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:04,040 What happened then? 392 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:09,220 Well, the old hog staggered out in the barnyard and fell up against the fence. 393 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:15,760 What a bang that was. 394 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,940 Blew up the barn, knocked the house over, leveled trees for five miles 395 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,760 knocked out windows for ten miles around. 396 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,700 It was plum awful. 397 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:39,020 And you know, he had a mighty sick hog around there for a while, too. 398 00:31:41,629 --> 00:31:46,210 Hey, Will, why don't you quit just noodling around on that thing and sing 399 00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:47,210 song? 400 00:31:54,770 --> 00:31:56,990 When I was just a little fella, 401 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,570 my mommy tell me no, no, no. 402 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:04,810 If you get yourself a city woman, 403 00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:08,290 she'll drag you down low. 404 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:16,030 I went and got myself a city woman, forgot about what my mommy said. 405 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:23,790 Now I'm sitting here thinking, drinking, trying to get her out of my head. 406 00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:31,170 Oh, she's sweet and she's sexy, like I wanted her to be. 407 00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:38,930 She's sweet and she's sexy, for everybody, not me. 408 00:32:41,290 --> 00:32:47,010 She woos them and wins them With her itchy -gitchy -gitchy -goose 409 00:32:47,010 --> 00:32:53,890 There ain't a woman who can itchy -gitchy Like my city woman 410 00:32:53,890 --> 00:32:54,510 can do 411 00:32:54,510 --> 00:33:04,710 While 412 00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:10,110 I drink another pot of coffee I'm calling bartenders on the phone 413 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:18,260 When you got yourself a city woman, she'll never want to come home. 414 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:25,580 Now and then I get a little shut out while I'm getting ready for the fight. 415 00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:33,300 Like every other city woman, mine honky -tonks all night. 416 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,840 Oh, she's sweet and she's sexy. 417 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,760 She's sweet and she's sexy for everybody, not me. 418 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:56,640 She woos them and wins them with her itchy, gitchy, gitchy goo. 419 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:04,360 There ain't a woman who can itchy, gitchy like my city woman can do. 420 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,159 Oh, big deal. 421 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,159 And there's almost enough gold right here to fill a tooth. 422 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,440 That's okay. 423 00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:33,120 Every little bit counts. 424 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,639 Now, you city gals beat all I have ever seen. 425 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:41,000 Now, you've spent your whole summer vacation down here diving for that gold, 426 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,320 you keep on talking about how rich you're going to get. Well, I ain't seen 427 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,520 make enough yet to pay your bus fare back to Miami. 428 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:51,940 Listen, Susie, when Bridget and I find out where the main deposit of gold is 429 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:52,940 coming from... 430 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:55,699 We won't be taking any bus back to Miami. 431 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:58,160 We'll be going back in style. 432 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:00,360 Man. 433 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,800 In a solid gold Rolls Royce. 434 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,500 Beautiful dreamer. 435 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,140 Well, you're going to be singing a different tune when you see Bridget and 436 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:15,540 walk out of here with a million dollars worth of gold one of these days. 437 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,780 I'm going to die anymore today? 438 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,540 I don't think so, honey. 439 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:24,230 Why don't you change clothes and I'll go check the trap? 440 00:35:24,550 --> 00:35:25,308 Hey, yeah. 441 00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:28,010 Bridget told me about them man traps y 'all built. 442 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:30,050 Now, I got to see that for myself. 443 00:35:36,370 --> 00:35:37,370 Hold it. 444 00:35:37,630 --> 00:35:39,450 I don't want you springing our trap. 445 00:35:39,790 --> 00:35:41,190 Well, where is it? 446 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:49,330 This here lasso rope is tied onto that bent tree. And if anybody steps into 447 00:35:49,330 --> 00:35:52,790 it... It springs and snatches them feet first right up into the tree. 448 00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:56,130 We've got these traps set all over the camp. 449 00:35:56,430 --> 00:36:00,030 So's nobody can spy on us and find out where our gold is coming from. 450 00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:05,330 Boy, you city gals just won't stop at nothing to snare a man now, will you? I 451 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,970 just wish there was a man or two around here to snare. 452 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:12,850 Why, I've been living on this riverbank for so long, I've almost forgotten what 453 00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:13,850 a man looks like. 454 00:36:14,710 --> 00:36:18,030 Why, even your cousin Elwood's beginning to look good to me. 455 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:21,010 Man, you are in a bad way. 456 00:36:22,830 --> 00:36:23,830 Morning, Burke. 457 00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:26,250 Morning, Will. I brought a present for breakfast. 458 00:36:27,910 --> 00:36:28,910 Oh, me? 459 00:36:28,930 --> 00:36:30,250 Food. Food. 460 00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:34,090 Oh, let me have it, let me have it, let me have it. Just pacify yourself now. 461 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:35,150 I'm coming. 462 00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:38,610 Hold on, Will. 463 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:41,070 We won't have time for breakfast this morning. 464 00:36:41,770 --> 00:36:42,770 What? No breakfast? 465 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:44,410 You can't do this to me. 466 00:36:44,610 --> 00:36:46,010 I demand my rights. 467 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,720 I demand my bacon and eggs. 468 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,240 I'll write my counters. 469 00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:55,020 I'll pick it. I'll stand on the courthouse lawn and burn my diner's club 470 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,480 Well, you just have to tell that to the judge. 471 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,380 Everybody stand up. 472 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,420 Here he is, here he is, here he is. This Honorable Criminal Court of Tuber 473 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:14,280 County is now in session. The Honorable Jubilation P .B. will preside. 474 00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:18,730 All you who have been in front of this court, step forward and ye shall be 475 00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:23,450 heard. God bless this court. God bless Beals Corner. God bless Tudor County. 476 00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:26,530 bless the state of Florida. And God bless the United States. 477 00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:28,930 Sit down. 478 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:34,010 This is the most flagrant violation of citizens' rights in the history of 479 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:39,670 jurisprudence. Why, why, it's a classic case of reductio ad absurdum. I demand 480 00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,610 an immediate writ of habeas corpus. 481 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:47,800 Well, semper fidelis and e pluribus unum to you. 482 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:53,700 Now, if you've finished with all this jive talk, let's get on with this trial 483 00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:54,700 I can go fishing. 484 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,620 Call the first witness. 485 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:01,000 I guess that'll be you, Viola. 486 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,820 Okay, Cousin Mathis. 487 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:04,500 Cousin? Cousin. 488 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,220 Morning, Uncle Juby. 489 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:08,920 Uncle? Uncle. 490 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:10,480 Morning, Viola. 491 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,880 You're looking extra pretty this morning, sweetheart. 492 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,120 You're just saying that. 493 00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:24,200 No, no, I ain't. Well, don't you think she's just about the prettiest thing you 494 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,200 ever saw? 495 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:28,440 Pretty as the moonlight in a cypress swamp. 496 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,040 Oh, go on. 497 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,360 Look at her blush. 498 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:34,680 I ain't blushing. 499 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:40,280 Why, look at her, Will. Look at her face. It's as red as a possum's mouth in 500 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,420 pokeberry time. 501 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:48,260 Say, what is this? Are we having a trial or aren't we? Say, you're pretty sassy 502 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,940 for a chicken thief, boy. 503 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,660 All right, Viola, you just go right ahead now and testify. 504 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,260 Well, there ain't much to tell. 505 00:38:57,820 --> 00:39:02,500 We found them two city slickers in our hen house trying to steal our chickens. 506 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,280 So we brought them in to have them locked up. 507 00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:06,700 I see. 508 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,720 Well, now, thank you very much, honey. You just go right out back and sit down. 509 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,000 Hey, wait a minute. 510 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,160 Don't I even get to examine the witness? 511 00:39:14,540 --> 00:39:17,480 Don't you dare lay a hand on her. 512 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:22,100 If there's any examining to be done, that'll be taken care of by old Doc 513 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,640 Jackson. But this is crazy. 514 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,840 She didn't even take the oath. That's right. She don't need to take no oath. 515 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:32,160 That gal's never touched a drink in her life. 516 00:39:32,990 --> 00:39:33,990 Uncle Ned? 517 00:39:35,370 --> 00:39:36,370 Morning, Joe. 518 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,250 Okay, Ned. 519 00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:41,730 You got anything to add to what Viola told us? 520 00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:44,110 Nope. Just like she said. 521 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,450 We caught him red -handed. 522 00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:49,270 You got any more witnesses to call? 523 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,530 Just Cousin Elwood. 524 00:39:52,670 --> 00:39:57,890 Elwood? You know, sometimes I think that boy's got a problem. 525 00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:04,470 Well, never mind. 526 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:07,810 It looks like an open and shut case to me. 527 00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:15,490 This court finds you guilty as charged and hereby sentences you 528 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:18,150 to 60 days at hard labor. 529 00:40:18,390 --> 00:40:20,310 Court's adjourned. Let's go fishing. 530 00:40:27,730 --> 00:40:29,950 We'll take a mug shot of these boys. 531 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:37,110 But you can't do this to us. That's right, Chief. 532 00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:38,330 Oh, no? 533 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:44,270 I hope you like our tailor. 534 00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,190 Will, take him out on the road and put him to work. 535 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,520 I can take a rest break now. 536 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,580 Somebody around here spits just like a quarter. 537 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,360 Hey, how about letting me do some picking on that guitar? 538 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:30,880 I guess it'll be alright. 539 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,740 My foreach and head. 540 00:41:57,020 --> 00:41:58,020 What happened, Will? 541 00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,200 Where's the prisoners? 542 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,880 I'm sorry, Sheriff, but they got away. What? 543 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,800 They got away from me, Sheriff. 544 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,700 I turned my back one minute, the next thing I knew, I was waking up with my 545 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:09,598 through my guitar. 546 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,820 Oh, that can't be. Why, I've never lost a prisoner since I've been Sheriff. 547 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,420 I've got a reputation of 15 years standing. 548 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,860 Oh, Will, tell me you're just kidding. 549 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:22,440 I wish I was, Sheriff, but I sure ain't kidding about this knot on my head. 550 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,340 We're going to form the biggest posse in Tuber County history, and we're going 551 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:31,320 to bring those varmints back dead or alive. 552 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,760 Now, Will, I'll tell you what I want you to do. 553 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,880 I want you to shoot Judge Beale and tell him to meet me down to pay you right 554 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,180 away. I'll need his truth, mine, and eagle eye on this. 555 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:55,990 Princess got away. 556 00:42:56,930 --> 00:42:59,790 Now, I tell you what I want you to do. I want you to go down to Culp Upper Road 557 00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:04,170 and set up a roadblock down there so that if they get a car or something. 558 00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:05,870 I'm on my way. 559 00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:40,590 We must not falter. 560 00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:48,050 We must not eat, sleep, or rest until these fugitives 561 00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:49,730 have been brought to justice. 562 00:43:50,430 --> 00:43:55,890 Now we're going out there with but one thought in mind, and that's to erase 563 00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:57,110 block from our honor. 564 00:43:57,930 --> 00:43:58,970 Are you with me? 565 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:02,130 All right, then, come on. 566 00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:06,190 Hey, Elwood, let's go. 567 00:44:11,630 --> 00:44:12,770 Here's your deputy, Sheriff. 568 00:44:13,450 --> 00:44:16,170 Come in. We're going to swear you in, Sheriff. 569 00:44:17,210 --> 00:44:18,310 Raise your right hand. 570 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:21,890 I said your right hand. 571 00:44:24,190 --> 00:44:25,190 Oh. 572 00:44:26,270 --> 00:44:27,610 Now repeat after me. 573 00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:29,450 I swear. 574 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,750 I swear. 575 00:44:31,470 --> 00:44:33,830 Now come on, put a little punch in it there. 576 00:44:34,030 --> 00:44:35,370 We're going on a manhunt. 577 00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:36,950 I swear. 578 00:44:37,130 --> 00:44:38,130 I swear. 579 00:44:39,630 --> 00:44:43,170 See, I forgot what to say. Well, you must know, Sheriff. Now go on, get with 580 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:45,570 I swear. 581 00:44:47,210 --> 00:44:51,690 Well, all just say amen and come on. Let's go on the manhunt. 582 00:44:51,910 --> 00:44:52,808 Hurry up. 583 00:44:52,810 --> 00:44:53,810 Forward, men. 584 00:44:53,910 --> 00:44:54,910 Forward. 585 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,700 Judge Bill? 586 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,760 Will here. 587 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,680 We're at River Road Junction and we're setting up a roadblock. 588 00:45:38,049 --> 00:45:39,049 Well, 589 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:43,770 that's fine. I just called Bill Hallfinger and told him to blockade the 590 00:45:43,770 --> 00:45:46,110 highway from county line to county line. 591 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:49,470 Then all we got to do is tighten that net and we got him. 592 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:53,730 Where's Cousin Elwood? He said he was going to get his bloodhounds. Well, 593 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,050 fine. Now, I want your bloodhounds. 594 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,210 Well, I didn't know he had any. 595 00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:05,530 I'll radio the state police barracks over in Culver for Junction and see if 596 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:06,910 can spare some men to help us out. 597 00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:10,150 There's Cousin Elwood now. 598 00:46:15,470 --> 00:46:16,990 Elwood, what do you think you're doing? 599 00:46:17,190 --> 00:46:19,770 I'm going to catch them fugitives for you, Sheriff. 600 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,250 Come on, fellas. 601 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,820 I just coming out of your camp to warn you ladies. 602 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,420 Warn us about what, Sheriff? 603 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,540 Well, a couple of our prisoners escaped this morning and they're still at large. 604 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:55,000 And they're considered pretty desperate. I think you better come in town till we 605 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,060 can catch them. Well, I better go warn the girl. 606 00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:35,100 the two desperate, dangerous convicts are on the loose somewhere in this area. 607 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,920 Desperate, dangerous convicts? Why, you ain't talking about them chicken 608 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,000 rustlers now, are you? 609 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:45,080 Well, I didn't think they had brains enough between them to escape from a 610 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,860 booth. What did they look like? 611 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,200 Hmm. Now, come to think of it, they were kind of cute. 612 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:52,320 Maybe we ought to join the manhunt. 613 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:54,700 Good trap! 614 00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,480 Help! It can only happen to me and you, Darby. 615 00:48:09,420 --> 00:48:11,140 Help! Not bad. 616 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,720 Not bad at all. 617 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:16,140 Be careful, Gina Sue. The sheriff said these were desperate men. 618 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,140 That's okay. I'm a desperate woman. 619 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,320 Hiya, handsome. 620 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,220 And I could go for you. 621 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,700 How'd you like that, big boy? 622 00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:30,120 No offense, ma 'am, but I'd rather have a slice of it. 623 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:31,520 Blown in two pieces of bread. 624 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,040 You'd what? 625 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:19,640 Come on, Susie, he's never going to quit eating. Give me a chance at him for a 626 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,880 while. Nothing doing. I ain't about to give him up now, not when I got him just 627 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,980 about back to life. Girls, girls, don't fight, don't fight. 628 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:30,180 Just tell me, which one of you fried this chicken? 629 00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,520 I did, baby. 630 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:36,500 I'm sorry, Dreamy Sue, but the way to my ever -loving heart is through my 631 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,500 chicken -loving stomach. 632 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,100 Another drumstick, please. 633 00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:42,540 Will you marry me? 634 00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:43,910 Some romance. 635 00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,650 You can have him. 636 00:49:49,590 --> 00:49:53,450 You ain't going to be greedy, too, are you, Bridget? I mean, you remember our 637 00:49:53,450 --> 00:49:55,710 motto, share and share alike. 638 00:49:56,090 --> 00:49:57,230 I'm sorry, ma 'am. 639 00:49:57,470 --> 00:50:00,090 I wish there were two of me, but there isn't. 640 00:50:00,350 --> 00:50:03,570 For every man, there's a woman, and for every woman, there's a man. 641 00:50:04,270 --> 00:50:08,250 That's nature's law, and you just can't fight it. I don't want to fight it. I 642 00:50:08,250 --> 00:50:09,530 want to get in on it. 643 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:14,180 Don't look now, ma 'am, but if you're as desperate as you say you are, I think 644 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:15,480 there comes a man just for you. 645 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,600 That's a man? 646 00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:27,140 I said! 647 00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,960 Hmm. 648 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:40,040 It could be that Cousin Elwood has some inner quality, some hidden excitement. 649 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:41,460 Nobody knows about. 650 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,620 Oh, well, what the heck. It's worth a try. 651 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:53,520 How did we ever have you seen my bloodhound? 652 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,160 Cousin Elwood. 653 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,520 Come to me. 654 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,920 Kiss me, you fool. 655 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,980 Lady, we ain't even shook hands yet. 656 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:43,680 To tell you the truth, I almost forgot what food tastes like. 657 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:47,200 Yeah, well, just don't get too comfortable, pal. We've still got half 658 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,200 looking for us. 659 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:51,760 Hey, hey, you fellas better get down or the sheriff's a -coming. Hey, we can 660 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,700 have it happen at 10. No, no, take the airboat. 661 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,540 Hey, y 'all come back now as soon as you get undesperated. 662 00:53:08,270 --> 00:53:10,710 I told you, young ladies, that those were desperate men. 663 00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:14,170 I want you to take my truck and get into town at once. 664 00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:15,870 Okay, Sheriff. 665 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:33,770 Hey, wait a minute. How am I going to get back to town now? 666 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:58,680 Well, you ain't going to believe this, but there's an airboat coming down the 667 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,638 road there. 668 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,200 Doesn't that work? It followed me all the way up from the swamp. I seen it 669 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,840 my own eye. I know what you're thinking. Get out of here, Elwood. 670 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,058 We're busy. 671 00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:10,200 Go on over and sit down. All right. But you're going to be sorry. Don't say I 672 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,260 didn't tell you so. I 673 00:54:11,260 --> 00:54:22,340 don't 674 00:54:22,340 --> 00:54:24,460 believe it. I just don't believe it. 675 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:34,200 Why will a man go out and cheat? 676 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:42,820 What makes temptation so sweet? 677 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:50,860 And it's a shame that neon lights will make a man 678 00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:57,340 stay out all night with a girl in a bar 679 00:54:57,340 --> 00:55:03,360 down. the street I 680 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:08,220 never meant to be that man 681 00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:14,660 but last night I held 682 00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:21,060 another's hand though her kisses 683 00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:27,460 tasted sweet that's not what made me cheat 684 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:34,000 So I'll try and explain it if I can. 685 00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:43,760 Where, where, where could I 686 00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:50,420 go when I needed love and you weren't 687 00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,420 there? 688 00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:57,080 And her two open arms. 689 00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:04,720 Offered love sweet and warm Where could I 690 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,540 go but to her? 691 00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:15,840 Please forgive my one mistake 692 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:22,440 And I swear it's the last 693 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,600 I'll ever make 694 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:34,520 Those arms I need the most Take me back, hold me 695 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:41,200 close Loving you is a habit I can't 696 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:47,500 break Well, well, 697 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,160 well 698 00:57:04,529 --> 00:57:10,370 When my glass is emptied Where 699 00:57:10,370 --> 00:57:12,590 will I go? 700 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:15,990 I'll go home 701 00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:51,170 Come on, Darb. We'll have to put it in from here. 702 00:57:51,690 --> 00:57:53,170 Well, I hope you know where we're going. 703 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:55,250 Hey, Jerry, wait for me. 704 00:58:12,470 --> 00:58:13,470 Okay, man. 705 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,430 Let's build another roadblock. 706 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,940 That's them cotton -picking chicken pickers. 707 00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:36,100 Okay, Bob, thank you. They just stole the swamp buggy and they crashed Will's 708 00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:38,340 roadblock down to the river road. 709 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,560 That's just up the road a piece. Let's get going. 710 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,840 Wait a minute. 711 01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,640 Well, I'll be doggone. That Judge Bill must be crazy. 712 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,920 Go! 713 01:02:54,060 --> 01:02:57,880 I hate to leave a lady in distress, but we just can't afford to stop, Darth. 714 01:02:58,040 --> 01:02:59,040 You're right, Chief. 715 01:02:59,180 --> 01:03:00,580 We just can't take the chance. 716 01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:04,280 Right. That sheriff and judge are probably right behind us. Right. 717 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,080 She's a groovy chick and all that. 718 01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,520 But we can't get involved, Jerry, can we? 719 01:03:09,020 --> 01:03:11,440 We'll just pretend we never saw her and move right along. 720 01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,720 Now you're talking. 721 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:14,960 We have no other choice. 722 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:16,700 It's the only thing to do. 723 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,680 But then on the other hand... Chief, you're always right. 724 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,840 How do, ma 'am? 725 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,440 So glad you stopped. 726 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:36,500 I think my car's kaput. Well, you're in luck, ma 'am. 727 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,220 You see, my partner and I just happen to be expert mechanics. 728 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,400 That's right. We specialize in these kaput cars. 729 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,900 Let's see now. I believe this is a 1967 kaput. Right? 730 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:53,500 Um, why do you wear those peculiar clothes? 731 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:54,800 Oh, this? 732 01:03:54,860 --> 01:03:57,820 Pay no attention. It's just a kind of initiation. 733 01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:02,260 Yes, ma 'am. You see, you've heard of the Lions Club, haven't you? And the 734 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,260 Club and the Elks Club? 735 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,560 Me and Jerry here belong to the Zebra Club. 736 01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:08,540 You American men are so strange. 737 01:04:09,740 --> 01:04:11,500 Moose, Elks, Zebras. 738 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:16,720 In my country, the men are happy just to be men. 739 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:21,080 Well, if all the women in your country look like you, I don't blame them. 740 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,720 Where are you from? Oh, I'm from Denmark. 741 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,380 Have you ever been there? 742 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:29,370 No. But from what I've seen of it, I like it. 743 01:04:30,230 --> 01:04:32,350 I got stuck on my way to Hollywood. 744 01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:37,430 I won a beauty contest in my country and part of the prize was a Hollywood movie 745 01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:40,370 contract. I was on my way there now. 746 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:44,530 I remember one time in our hometown we had a beauty contest a few years ago. 747 01:04:45,130 --> 01:04:46,130 Nobody won. 748 01:04:46,510 --> 01:04:49,910 Uh, Miss, uh, Miss... Greta Tyson. 749 01:04:50,550 --> 01:04:54,730 Miss Tyson, I'm afraid you really are lost. You see, Hollywood is about 3 ,000 750 01:04:54,730 --> 01:04:55,730 miles from here. 751 01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:56,830 Oh. Oh, no. 752 01:04:57,020 --> 01:04:58,380 It couldn't be. 753 01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:03,640 On my map, Hollywood is right here. 754 01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,740 Oh, no, ma 'am. That's a map of Florida. You see the Hollywood you want's in 755 01:05:07,740 --> 01:05:11,740 California. Now, if you would like, Darby and I'll be glad to drive you 756 01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:13,460 just as soon as we get the car running. 757 01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:16,020 Oh, would you be so kind. 758 01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:19,740 I would just love to put myself in your hands. 759 01:05:23,690 --> 01:05:25,910 Do you think my battery could be run down? 760 01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:29,050 Well, if it is, I'd sure hate to see it with a full charge. 761 01:05:31,590 --> 01:05:32,590 No. 762 01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:35,090 I meant the car's battery. 763 01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:36,710 Excuse me, Miss Tyson. 764 01:05:37,010 --> 01:05:39,870 What he lacks in brains, he makes up for it in stupidity. 765 01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:41,590 Darby, see if you can get the car running. 766 01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:44,650 Miss Tyson and I will just cool it over here in the shade. 767 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,250 Big deal. 768 01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:50,990 Story of my life. You always get the girl, and I get a run -down battery. And 769 01:05:50,990 --> 01:05:51,990 road map. 770 01:06:08,140 --> 01:06:10,620 Dog, if this ain't getting to be downright annoying. 771 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,580 You know, your friend is very amusing. 772 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,460 Oh, Darby, yeah, he's a catbird. 773 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,800 Oh, well, I thought you were zebras. Oh, we belong to several groups. 774 01:06:24,180 --> 01:06:26,320 Tell me, do you know Hollywood? 775 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,380 Oh, you haven't been there? No. 776 01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:33,220 I'm awfully glad we happened to meet. You see, it just so happens that I'm one 777 01:06:33,220 --> 01:06:35,100 of Hollywood's biggest talent scouts. 778 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:39,600 Really? Oh, yes, yes. I've discovered several of the big stars. 779 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,420 Oh, that's so nice. 780 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,120 Jerry! Jerry! The cops are coming! 781 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,400 Jerry, 782 01:06:48,740 --> 01:06:50,740 Jerry, the law's right behind us. What's the matter? 783 01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:53,920 Tyson, I'm awfully sorry. We have to leave you now. But there's several 784 01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,480 gentlemen following us that I'm sure will be glad to help you. But how will I 785 01:06:57,480 --> 01:06:58,480 sure they'll stop? 786 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,160 You just bend over the hood like we first saw you. I'll guarantee they'll 787 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:03,400 Oh! 788 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:17,400 Zebras and animals. 789 01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,960 I think I'll go back to Denmark where men are men. 790 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:26,800 Well, most of them anyway. 791 01:08:52,810 --> 01:08:56,109 They're gone for good now. They're headed straight into No Return Swamp. 792 01:08:56,430 --> 01:08:59,310 I'm afraid that's the last anyone will ever see of those two. 793 01:08:59,870 --> 01:09:00,870 Darn fools. 794 01:09:01,210 --> 01:09:04,270 Well, I'm not going to let them get away with it. What do you mean, boy? 795 01:09:04,490 --> 01:09:07,529 Ain't nobody ever gone into No Return Swamp and come out alive. 796 01:09:08,170 --> 01:09:09,170 They're goners. 797 01:09:09,430 --> 01:09:12,210 Well, dead or alive, I'm going to catch them and bring them back. 798 01:09:12,430 --> 01:09:16,410 No prisoners ever escaped from me before, and I'm not going to have my 799 01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:20,350 broken by a couple of measly chicken thieves. Mathis, you'll never find them 800 01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:21,350 that swamp. 801 01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:22,510 Hey. 802 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,060 You see that hawk flying around up there over that swamp? 803 01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:27,819 I'll bet he can see them wherever they are. 804 01:09:28,779 --> 01:09:30,439 Well, what good's that gonna do us? 805 01:09:30,740 --> 01:09:31,899 We ain't hawks. 806 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:37,120 Well, if it gives me a good idea, I'm gonna radio for help. Radio who for 807 01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:41,740 Why, this is a job for bird -dog bargain. 808 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,200 How do you spell rat? 809 01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:51,580 R -A... 810 01:09:55,530 --> 01:09:56,750 I mean like right now. 811 01:09:57,390 --> 01:09:58,390 Oh, I don't know. 812 01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:00,550 Answer that phone. It may ring. 813 01:10:01,890 --> 01:10:04,330 Hello. Oh, you take it. 814 01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:06,950 Right toe. 815 01:10:07,370 --> 01:10:08,370 Right toe. 816 01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:09,830 Right toe. 817 01:10:10,070 --> 01:10:12,610 No, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my brother. The desk is on my right 818 01:10:12,610 --> 01:10:13,589 toe. 819 01:10:13,590 --> 01:10:15,010 Oh, that feels much better. 820 01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:18,150 Oh, Sheriff. How are you, Slinky? What's happening? 821 01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:20,110 No. 822 01:10:20,370 --> 01:10:22,030 No. You don't say. 823 01:10:22,370 --> 01:10:23,870 Two fellas escaped from the farm. 824 01:10:24,230 --> 01:10:25,890 Really? What are they charged with? 825 01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:28,570 No. Good heavens. 826 01:10:28,810 --> 01:10:31,470 Don't worry. We'll get in a copter and we'll go find them for you. Don't worry, 827 01:10:31,550 --> 01:10:33,410 Sheriff. You're in good hands. What do they look like? 828 01:10:33,950 --> 01:10:34,950 Uh -huh. 829 01:10:35,110 --> 01:10:37,830 They're in striped convicts' outfits. Uh -huh. 830 01:10:38,730 --> 01:10:40,170 Anything unusual about them? 831 01:10:41,150 --> 01:10:42,510 One man is left -handed. 832 01:10:43,050 --> 01:10:44,350 The other has dandruff. 833 01:10:45,090 --> 01:10:47,370 Don't worry about a thing. Remember the old Chinese proverb? 834 01:10:49,690 --> 01:10:52,930 Which means... Right. 835 01:10:53,610 --> 01:10:54,610 See you later. 836 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,120 into the wild blue youngster. 837 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:58,860 Up there once again. 838 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,240 After you, hound dog. 839 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,380 Irving, what have you seen wrong? 840 01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,500 Roger. Roger, we'll go. 841 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,280 Sit, Cal. Sit, Cal. 842 01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:16,140 Sit, Cal. Hey, what are you talking about? 843 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:18,800 Here we go. We're ready to take off. 844 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:24,760 And we're requesting permission to... 845 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,280 Take off, please. 846 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,520 Permission granted. 847 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:31,700 All right, let's go. Here we go. Zip up and away, and we're off in the blue. 848 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,840 Well! 849 01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:38,180 Ah! 850 01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:41,540 Now, aren't you happy you can go to the Army? 851 01:11:42,100 --> 01:11:43,100 Well, he's off. 852 01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:45,400 He always has been, if you ask me. 853 01:11:56,490 --> 01:11:59,410 Very handsome, you look. 854 01:12:01,470 --> 01:12:06,970 You're shaggy and eat like a hog. 855 01:12:08,510 --> 01:12:14,450 And you're always a -killing my chicken. 856 01:12:15,650 --> 01:12:20,290 You dirty old egg -sucking. 857 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,780 to stop your... 858 01:14:02,450 --> 01:14:03,450 salesman says. 859 01:14:03,990 --> 01:14:07,110 That left me out, mister, because I've never been west of Georgia in my whole 860 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:08,110 born life. 861 01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:41,860 Sit right there, pale -faced boy. I'll bet your spleen for you. 862 01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:59,120 I was just looking for my bloodhounds, Louie. You ain't seen them, have you? 863 01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:00,560 Afraid not. 864 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,420 You ought to be careful, old one, around out here like this. 865 01:15:03,940 --> 01:15:07,260 I thought you was a revenue, and I was ready to make a lead mine out of your 866 01:15:07,260 --> 01:15:08,260 gut. 867 01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:18,800 Oh, boy, that smells good. 868 01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:21,920 About the best batch I've made all year. 869 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,060 Want a sample? 870 01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:26,420 Yeah. 871 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:34,760 I just wish I had as much money as I'd like a sample of that moonshine. 872 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,260 Yeah. All right, that's been aging since this morning. 873 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,960 You know, I think I'm just going to let them bloodhounds find me. 874 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,500 Hey, you fellas ever hear the one about the dentist who said to his patient, 875 01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:03,720 your teeth are perfect, but your gum's got to come out. 876 01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:07,420 Can we do something about him? 877 01:16:07,720 --> 01:16:08,720 Give him the jug. 878 01:16:26,570 --> 01:16:28,350 12 o 'clock. Zero at 12 o 'clock. 879 01:16:28,610 --> 01:16:29,710 This clock must be wrong. 880 01:16:30,650 --> 01:16:31,830 Yeah, it's a little better now. 881 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,550 Hey, Roger Wilco. 882 01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,610 Who in thunderation is Roger Wilco? 883 01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:42,470 Uh -huh. What's that down there? 884 01:16:43,050 --> 01:16:44,910 Why, look at that. That looks like a speck. 885 01:17:21,279 --> 01:17:23,680 Now, friends, a word from our sponsor. 886 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:28,540 Friends, are you suffering from broken dentures, chipped dentures, dirty old 887 01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:31,020 green, horrible dentures? Can't you be ashamed? 888 01:17:31,320 --> 01:17:32,700 Just tell him to get on with it. 889 01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:34,020 Hello, bird dog. 890 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:36,900 Listen, now, we haven't got time for a lot of conversation. 891 01:17:37,300 --> 01:17:40,200 We got to catch them chicken pickers before it gets too dark to see. 892 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,480 Jam don't shake like that. 893 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:45,280 I've just been waiting for him to come at me from there. 894 01:20:17,890 --> 01:20:18,890 There it is. 895 01:20:18,990 --> 01:20:20,310 Coming in at six o 'clock. 896 01:20:24,890 --> 01:20:28,030 They're coming in at six o 'clock this year. 897 01:20:28,910 --> 01:20:30,550 That gives us an hour and a half. 898 01:20:38,950 --> 01:20:41,290 Hey, look at that. There's Joe crunching on his wife. 899 01:20:41,790 --> 01:20:43,930 Hey, hit her with the left. Hit her with the right. 900 01:20:44,190 --> 01:20:45,850 She's never good taking it around the eyes. 901 01:20:46,150 --> 01:20:47,230 Or bleeds even. 902 01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:53,970 Having trouble, Cousin Elwood? 903 01:21:37,070 --> 01:21:38,070 We'll get him. 904 01:21:38,390 --> 01:21:39,410 Back to the battle. 905 01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:48,050 La, boo, da, boo, da. 906 01:22:29,350 --> 01:22:30,830 And Louie, where'd you go? 907 01:22:31,830 --> 01:22:33,610 What are you doing down in that hole? 908 01:23:16,840 --> 01:23:18,560 This is a man saying goodbye. 909 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,580 Goodbye, Clarita. 910 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,580 Who's Clarita? That's his mother. 911 01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:27,060 I'll see you once again. 912 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,460 And in chopper heaven. 913 01:23:31,140 --> 01:23:33,060 Hello. Hello, bird dog. 914 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:37,880 Hello, bird dog. Bird dog Bergen. Yeah, this Sheriff Mathis calling. 915 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:39,520 Hello, bird dog. 916 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,840 Roger Wilco or something. 917 01:23:53,169 --> 01:23:55,170 Hello? Say, I think something's wrong. 918 01:24:08,350 --> 01:24:09,810 So long, bird dog. 919 01:24:13,190 --> 01:24:14,270 Wherever you are. 920 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,180 to wash my face in. 921 01:24:29,740 --> 01:24:31,080 Yeah, well, whatever. 922 01:24:32,460 --> 01:24:35,760 Well, you're just going to get wall paint all over your feet. 923 01:24:49,020 --> 01:24:51,300 Yep. Just as I thought. 924 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:52,900 I'm sure of it. 925 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,740 What? 926 01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:56,790 We're lost? 927 01:24:56,890 --> 01:24:57,890 Yeah. 928 01:24:58,070 --> 01:25:00,570 Look, Chief, I've been following you all day long. 929 01:25:01,170 --> 01:25:04,030 And the only thing that you've done is lead us deeper and deeper into this 930 01:25:04,030 --> 01:25:06,830 jungle. From now on, I'll do the leading, all right? 931 01:25:39,530 --> 01:25:42,370 I like somebody's caught in the quicksand box. 932 01:25:45,710 --> 01:25:46,710 Yeah. 933 01:25:48,330 --> 01:25:52,790 I reckon we ought to mosey over there and take a look. 934 01:26:04,390 --> 01:26:06,370 That's the only lesson, Palmer. 935 01:26:09,470 --> 01:26:12,570 Just when I was getting comfortable, too. 936 01:26:32,460 --> 01:26:37,260 I never seen a guy so devoted to a pet in my life. Oh, bird dog, bird dog. Hey, 937 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:39,900 I know why we're here, but how did you get involved? 938 01:26:40,280 --> 01:26:42,320 Bird dog, bird dog, bird dog. Why are you crying? 939 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:46,160 An alligator ate up one of my brothers. 940 01:26:46,680 --> 01:26:47,579 Which one? 941 01:26:47,580 --> 01:26:49,960 I don't know. All alligators look alike. 942 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:51,500 Dog! 943 01:26:55,980 --> 01:26:57,220 Here, give me a drink of that. 944 01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:00,160 Oh, bird dog. 945 01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:04,240 That stuff tastes like gasoline. 946 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,780 Well, pass me some of that ethyl. 947 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:17,260 Chief, we gotta get out of here. 948 01:27:17,760 --> 01:27:18,760 Yeah. 949 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,360 Hey, wait a minute. I got an idea. 950 01:27:20,940 --> 01:27:21,940 Inside, quick. 951 01:27:24,860 --> 01:27:25,960 Hey, where y 'all going? 952 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,020 Where'd they get him, Sheriff? 953 01:27:31,660 --> 01:27:32,599 All right, men. 954 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:33,780 All right, men. Get ready. 955 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,080 We're going to make the charge. 956 01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:47,960 I smell a woman. 957 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:56,960 How? Who? 958 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:58,560 Not who, Chief. How? 959 01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:00,160 Huh? That's ghost enough. 960 01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:03,420 If this works, we're home free. 961 01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:05,280 Well, what are we going to drink? 962 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,240 We're not worried about drinking, Chief. 963 01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:09,060 We're worried about getting away from that sheriff. 964 01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:10,800 Yeah, we've got to get away from the sheriff. 965 01:29:12,420 --> 01:29:16,260 Hey, what am I running away from the sheriff for? 966 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,980 California, here we come. 967 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,440 Oh, no. 968 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:21,980 Here we go again. 969 01:29:36,010 --> 01:29:37,070 Traveling salesman says. 970 01:29:38,050 --> 01:29:41,270 That lets me out, mister, because I ain't never been west of Georgia in my 971 01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:42,270 born days. 972 01:29:45,630 --> 01:29:46,030 Cotton 973 01:29:46,030 --> 01:29:55,170 pickin' 974 01:29:55,170 --> 01:29:56,290 chicken picker.