1 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:36,347 5,6,7,8 2 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,827 Anybody seen the Kelly Sisters? 3 00:01:05,461 --> 00:01:07,662 You, you're up in five 4 00:01:14,630 --> 00:01:16,630 - Keep the change, Charlie - Thanks 5 00:01:35,825 --> 00:01:37,525 Where the hell have you been? 6 00:01:37,661 --> 00:01:40,269 - And where is Veronica? - She's onto herself tonight. 7 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:42,270 But they paid to see your sister act 8 00:01:42,908 --> 00:01:44,908 Don't sweat it, I can do it alone 9 00:02:02,963 --> 00:02:04,163 Shit! 10 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:17,325 Come on, move it, move it Hurry up 11 00:02:17,835 --> 00:02:19,835 Tell them you're here 12 00:02:20,814 --> 00:02:23,115 Ladies and gentlemen 13 00:02:23,694 --> 00:02:27,597 The Onyx Club is proud to present Chicago's hottest dancing duo 14 00:02:28,863 --> 00:02:32,616 Two jazz babes moving as one 15 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:35,619 The Kelly Sisters 16 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:53,237 Come on babe Why don't we paint the town 17 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:57,508 In all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees 18 00:02:57,509 --> 00:03:02,116 and roll my stockings down 19 00:03:02,117 --> 00:03:05,530 And all that jazz Start the car 20 00:03:05,532 --> 00:03:07,727 I know a whoopee spot 21 00:03:07,730 --> 00:03:09,474 where the gin is cold 22 00:03:09,475 --> 00:03:11,655 but the piano's hot 23 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:15,799 It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl 24 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,058 And all... 25 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:20,577 ...that... 26 00:03:20,578 --> 00:03:23,997 Jazz 27 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:24,996 Skidoo 28 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,218 And all that Jazz 29 00:03:28,221 --> 00:03:29,421 Hotcha! 30 00:03:30,326 --> 00:03:31,325 Whoopee! 31 00:03:34,266 --> 00:03:36,266 And all that Jazz 32 00:03:58,227 --> 00:04:03,231 Slick you hair Wear your buckle shoes 33 00:04:03,687 --> 00:04:05,021 And all that Jazz 34 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:06,552 I hear the father dip 35 00:04:06,554 --> 00:04:10,869 Is gonna blow the blues 36 00:04:10,871 --> 00:04:12,894 And all that Jazz 37 00:04:12,897 --> 00:04:15,587 Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug 38 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,546 I bought some aspirin 39 00:04:17,546 --> 00:04:19,399 Down at United Drug 40 00:04:19,401 --> 00:04:21,179 In case you shake apart 41 00:04:21,182 --> 00:04:23,199 And wanna a brand new start 42 00:04:23,201 --> 00:04:25,035 to do 43 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:27,193 that 44 00:04:27,194 --> 00:04:30,460 Jazz 45 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,462 Let's go baby 46 00:04:32,781 --> 00:04:34,656 But I didn't even meet your friend 47 00:04:34,658 --> 00:04:35,813 That, that manager guy 48 00:04:35,813 --> 00:04:37,399 Don't worry, Roxy 49 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,053 It's all taken care of 50 00:04:39,056 --> 00:04:40,160 You told him about me 51 00:04:40,161 --> 00:04:42,958 Yeah, kid It's all arranged 52 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:47,964 Find a flask We're playing fast and loose 53 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,893 And all that Jazz 54 00:04:49,893 --> 00:04:54,897 Right up here is where I store the juice 55 00:04:55,115 --> 00:04:56,904 And all that Jazz 56 00:04:56,906 --> 00:04:59,715 Come on babe We're gonna brush the sky 57 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:01,366 I bet you lucky Lindy 58 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:03,008 Never flew so high 59 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,769 'Cause in the stratosphere 60 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:06,730 How could he lend an ear 61 00:05:06,731 --> 00:05:08,939 To all... 62 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,776 ...that... 63 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:14,640 Jazz 64 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:19,066 Oh, you're gonna see her sheba shimmy shake 65 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,321 And All That Jazz! 66 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,600 Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break 67 00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:28,278 And All That Jazz 68 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,507 Show her where to park her girdle 69 00:05:31,509 --> 00:05:34,778 Oh, her mother's blood is curdle 70 00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:35,841 If she'd hear 71 00:05:35,844 --> 00:05:37,483 Her baby's queer 72 00:05:37,485 --> 00:05:42,489 For All That Jazz! 73 00:05:48,568 --> 00:05:51,895 Oh, Mrs. Brucewits Mrs. Hart 74 00:05:51,897 --> 00:05:54,746 This is Fred 75 00:05:54,748 --> 00:05:57,749 He's my brother 76 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:03,324 All that Jazz 77 00:06:08,431 --> 00:06:11,413 Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? 78 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:14,449 And all that Jazz 79 00:06:14,451 --> 00:06:16,187 I'm gonna rouge my knees 80 00:06:16,188 --> 00:06:17,984 and roll my stockings down 81 00:06:17,987 --> 00:06:21,791 And all that Jazz 82 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:22,653 Start the car 83 00:06:22,656 --> 00:06:24,720 I know a whoopee spot 84 00:06:24,721 --> 00:06:26,014 Where martini is cold 85 00:06:26,016 --> 00:06:28,062 But the piano's hot 86 00:06:28,065 --> 00:06:29,452 It's just a noisy hall 87 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:31,482 Where there's a nightly brawl 88 00:06:31,484 --> 00:06:36,488 And all that Jazz 89 00:06:36,853 --> 00:06:38,956 Say it again, Fred 90 00:06:38,956 --> 00:06:40,769 Ah, you're the star, kid 91 00:06:40,771 --> 00:06:45,321 My little shooting star 92 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,487 No, I'm no one's wife 93 00:06:47,489 --> 00:06:50,823 But, oh, I love my life 94 00:06:50,824 --> 00:07:01,834 And All That Jazz! 95 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:04,206 That Jazz 96 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:11,503 Oh, say it again, Fred 97 00:07:11,504 --> 00:07:12,704 Jesus 98 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:19,018 Where is the fire? 99 00:07:19,018 --> 00:07:22,019 Amos ain't home till midnight 100 00:07:23,267 --> 00:07:24,266 Freddie 101 00:07:26,818 --> 00:07:27,617 Fred 102 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,150 Hey, ...you know 103 00:07:36,152 --> 00:07:38,364 I don't want you to feel I'm nagging at you or anything 104 00:07:38,364 --> 00:07:41,516 But don't think it's about time that I met your friend out of the Onyx 105 00:07:43,328 --> 00:07:45,529 I mean it's been a month since you told him about me 106 00:07:48,477 --> 00:07:50,142 I know 107 00:07:50,143 --> 00:07:55,147 Cause that was a night Velma Kelly plugged her husband and her sister 108 00:07:55,687 --> 00:07:59,198 You really say that she found when they kissed together 109 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:04,204 Gosh if I found Amos soping it into somebody else 110 00:08:05,089 --> 00:08:07,048 Bing bing gone with the wind, right 111 00:08:07,049 --> 00:08:08,736 It's getting late 112 00:08:08,737 --> 00:08:10,932 I have been thinking a lot about mattress 113 00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:14,757 I never get a really good idea I write it down in my diary before it goes out of my head 114 00:08:14,759 --> 00:08:17,267 And it occured to me the other day 115 00:08:17,269 --> 00:08:21,052 That all the really, really knocked out acts 116 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:24,179 Have, you know, something little different going on you know 117 00:08:24,181 --> 00:08:27,182 Like eh...our signature bed 118 00:08:27,610 --> 00:08:30,413 And I thought, I thought that nothing 119 00:08:30,415 --> 00:08:32,765 Could be a loof 120 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:33,967 You know 121 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,918 Give them just enough to get them good in hungry you know 122 00:08:36,919 --> 00:08:39,120 Always leave them one more 123 00:08:41,059 --> 00:08:42,656 Hey, once I get a name for myself 124 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:46,545 Maybe, maybe we could open up a club in Varum, you know 125 00:08:46,548 --> 00:08:47,462 You could run it 126 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:50,465 and I could be the headliner 127 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:52,097 What's the idea? 128 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:55,116 Wake up, kid, you're never gonna have an act 129 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,117 Says who? 130 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:57,935 Face it, Roxie 131 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,127 You're too bit talent with skinny legs 132 00:09:00,129 --> 00:09:01,983 but I'm just a furniture salesman 133 00:09:01,984 --> 00:09:04,192 Dear but you got connections, you know 134 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,509 The guy down the club 135 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:06,643 There is no guy 136 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:07,886 Yet, that night 137 00:09:07,889 --> 00:09:09,551 It was the first night I set foot in that joint 138 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:12,684 I was collecting out a bed for the trumbone player 139 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,687 So you never told anyone about me? 140 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:18,452 Sugar, you are hot stuff 141 00:09:18,455 --> 00:09:22,421 I would say anything to get a piece of that 142 00:09:22,421 --> 00:09:24,421 And now, now? 143 00:09:24,435 --> 00:09:27,429 We've had some laughs Let's just leave it with that 144 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:28,532 Fred 145 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,947 You can't do this to me 146 00:09:33,414 --> 00:09:36,415 You get off! 147 00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:42,655 You touch me again, I'll put your lights out 148 00:09:44,341 --> 00:09:45,541 Wait 149 00:09:45,791 --> 00:09:47,594 Your husband will be home, so why don't you watch yourself 150 00:09:47,595 --> 00:09:48,894 We ain't gonna hit no sheets again 151 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,468 You're a liar, Fred 152 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:52,201 Oh yes, so what? 153 00:09:52,203 --> 00:09:54,203 You lied to me 154 00:09:55,509 --> 00:09:59,090 - You lied to me - That's right, sweetheart, that's right 155 00:09:59,093 --> 00:10:00,330 Son of bitch 156 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,334 You're son of a bitch 157 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,581 You're son of a bitch 158 00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:20,188 Hotcha 159 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:24,234 Whoopee 160 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:26,649 Why you're bothering, Sal 161 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:28,469 This one's all wrapped up 162 00:10:28,472 --> 00:10:29,966 I hear it's a new city record 163 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:32,990 from killing to confession in an hour for that 164 00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:34,642 Where did you get the murder weapon? 165 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:36,723 I keep a gun in the underwear drawer 166 00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:39,356 Just in case of trouble, you know 167 00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:41,911 That's just fine, sign right there, Mr. Hart 168 00:10:41,912 --> 00:10:43,510 Freely and gladly 169 00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:44,613 Freely and gladly 170 00:10:44,615 --> 00:10:46,969 And mind that you don't say we beat you up when you get upon the witness stand 171 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:50,310 No I gave myself up, surrendered at my own freewill 172 00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:51,937 Isn't he the cheerful murderer? 173 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,609 Shooting a burgalar ain't murder 174 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,643 Just last week the jury sancted a man 175 00:10:55,644 --> 00:10:58,268 I'm always greatful for citizens the law 176 00:10:58,270 --> 00:11:00,270 Get in there 177 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:01,434 You too 178 00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,153 Sit down 179 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,880 OK, from the top 180 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,955 A man's got a right to protect his home and his loved ones, right? 181 00:11:13,956 --> 00:11:15,680 Of course he has 182 00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:18,535 Well I come home from the garage, I see him climbing through the window 183 00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:19,735 Aha? 184 00:11:19,818 --> 00:11:22,925 With my wife Roxie in there sleeping like an angel 185 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:24,195 Is that true, Mrs. Hart? 186 00:11:24,197 --> 00:11:27,515 I'm telling you My wife has nothing to do with it 187 00:11:27,516 --> 00:11:30,151 She wouldn't hurt a worm Not even a worm 188 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:33,946 Was until I fire the first shot She won't even open her eyes 189 00:11:33,948 --> 00:11:35,089 She sleeping 190 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:38,537 I would say she could sleep to the saint patty's day parade 191 00:11:38,539 --> 00:11:41,338 When I think what would happen if I went out for a beer with the guys 192 00:11:41,339 --> 00:11:43,476 instead of coming straight home 193 00:11:43,478 --> 00:11:46,474 It makes you sick when you think about it 194 00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:51,632 For her first number, Ms. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion 195 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:54,983 Dedicated to her dear husband Amos 196 00:11:58,019 --> 00:12:00,542 Sometimes I'm right 197 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,555 Sometimes I'm wrong 198 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,783 But he doesn't care 199 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:09,158 He'll string along 200 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,580 He loves me so 201 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:17,576 That funny honey of mine! 202 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,887 Sometimes I'm down 203 00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:25,360 Sometimes I'm up 204 00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:27,849 But he follows 'round 205 00:12:27,851 --> 00:12:32,223 Like some droopy-eyed pup 206 00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:35,569 He loves me so 207 00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:38,721 That funny honey of mine! 208 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:39,422 Like I said 209 00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:41,338 Even after I shot him, he kept coming at me 210 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:43,504 So I had to pull the trigger again 211 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:46,212 He ain't no sheik 212 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:48,418 That's no great physique 213 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:53,415 And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts 214 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,957 But look at that soul 215 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,184 I tell you, that whole 216 00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:02,211 Is a whole lot greater 217 00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:07,208 Than the sum of his parts 218 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:12,825 And if you knew him like me 219 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:18,658 I know you'd agree 220 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,181 What if the world 221 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:24,157 Slander my name? 222 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,322 Why, he'd be right there 223 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:31,027 Taking the blame 224 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:33,998 He loves me so 225 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,996 And it all suits me fine 226 00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:45,922 That funny, sunny, honey 227 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,462 Hubby of mine! 228 00:13:49,465 --> 00:13:50,771 I mean supposin', just supposin' 229 00:13:50,772 --> 00:13:53,667 He'd violated her or something 230 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,795 - You know what I mean? Violated - I know what you mean 231 00:13:55,795 --> 00:13:58,664 Or something, think how terrible that would've been 232 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,550 It's a good thing I got home from work on time 233 00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:03,026 I'm tellin' you that 234 00:14:03,027 --> 00:14:06,973 I say I' m telling you that 235 00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:08,682 Name of deceased...Fred Casely 236 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:10,599 Fred Casely? 237 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,349 How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him! 238 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,257 He sold us our furniture! 239 00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:16,909 He gave us ten percent off 240 00:14:16,909 --> 00:14:21,191 Lord knows he ain't got the smarts 241 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,473 She told me he was a burglar. 242 00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:24,081 You mean he was dead when you got home? 243 00:14:24,082 --> 00:14:25,384 She had him covered with a sheet 244 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:28,403 and she's tellin' me some cock and bull story about this burglar 245 00:14:28,404 --> 00:14:31,584 and I ought to say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off 246 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,869 "Help me, Amos" she says it's my god damn hour of needs 247 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:36,742 Now, he shot off his trap 248 00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:39,984 I can't stand that sap 249 00:14:39,986 --> 00:14:41,586 (Amos) And I believed her! (Roxie) Look at him go 250 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:44,211 (Amos) That cheap little tramp. (Roxie) Rattin' on me 251 00:14:44,213 --> 00:14:49,209 (Amos) So she was two-timing me, huh? (Roxie) With just one more brain 252 00:14:49,895 --> 00:14:53,217 (Amos) Boy, I'm down at the garage, working my butt off fourteen hours a day (Roxie) If they string me up 253 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,408 And she's up there munchin' on bon-bons 254 00:14:55,409 --> 00:14:58,399 And trampling around like a goddamn fruisy 255 00:14:58,401 --> 00:15:00,228 She thought she could 256 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,163 I wasn't born yet 257 00:15:01,164 --> 00:15:03,161 I tell you there's something a man just can't take 258 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:05,971 And this time she pushed me too far 259 00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:07,737 That little chiseler 260 00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:10,735 Boy, what a sap I was 261 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:15,390 You double-crosser, you big blover mouth! You promised you'd say... 262 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,934 What're you talking about, you've been tricking me, Roxanne 263 00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,192 You told me he was a burglar 264 00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:21,236 The whole time you're been jazzling 265 00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:23,235 You are a disloyal husband 266 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,827 Look, it's true I shot him. But... 267 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,382 It was out of defense He was trying to burgle me 268 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:36,698 And what I hear is he's been burgling you three times a week for the last month 269 00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:39,222 So what do you say, Mrs? 270 00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:41,793 - That's him alright - Thank you 271 00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:44,028 Your story doesn' wash, Mrs Hart 272 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,772 So try this emphasize 273 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:48,931 Fred Caseley was a good time on the side with goofy here's a milk ticket 274 00:15:48,932 --> 00:15:52,084 Milk ticket? He could buy my liquor 275 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,315 And Fred Casely could 276 00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:58,313 With a wife and 5 little Caseleys Or did he forget to mention them? 277 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,888 What? 278 00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:02,087 All his 279 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,897 That bastard 280 00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:10,313 Yeah, I killed him, I will kill him again 281 00:16:10,315 --> 00:16:13,311 Once was enough, dear,take her to downtown Come on 282 00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:20,217 This way, honey 283 00:16:20,219 --> 00:16:22,349 Oh, come on, it's a shame to hide such a beautiful face 284 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,644 Why did you shoot him? 285 00:16:23,646 --> 00:16:26,919 Why don't you give a profile, a little smile like the girl in the toothpaste ad? 286 00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,516 That one you can't, take this down 287 00:16:29,545 --> 00:16:32,541 District attorney Harrison says this is a hanging case 288 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:35,913 - I'm ready to go to the Jury tomorrow - What do you mean hanging? 289 00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,661 Take her down to the Cook County Jail 290 00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:41,659 Come on ,sweetie headliner. Why did you shoot him? Was he crude, did he beat you, did he fool around.. 291 00:16:43,891 --> 00:16:45,888 What do you mean hanging? 292 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:06,192 Morphine, opium, cocaine? 293 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,189 Arm length: 31 inches 294 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,269 Arm length: 31 inches 295 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:19,900 The matron's on the way, so don't ge too cozy 296 00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:21,898 Put off that cigarette 297 00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:28,434 Ever had morphine before? 298 00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:34,224 She's fine 299 00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:38,991 As long as you keep her happy 300 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,989 And now, ladies and gentlemen 301 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:44,647 The keeper of the keys, the countess of the clink 302 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:49,645 The mistress of Murderer's row Matron "Mama" Morton 303 00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:04,804 Ask any of the chickies in my pen 304 00:18:04,804 --> 00:18:09,800 They'll tell I'm the biggest mother hen 305 00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:15,510 I love 'em all and all of them love me 306 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,321 Because the system works 307 00:18:17,322 --> 00:18:22,318 The system called reciprocity 308 00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:27,669 On your feet 309 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:31,248 Welcome, ladies 310 00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:34,410 Got a little motto 311 00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:37,463 Always sees me through 312 00:18:37,465 --> 00:18:40,059 When you're good to Mama 313 00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:42,597 Mama's good to you! 314 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:45,030 Might think it'll make your life a living hell 315 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:47,027 Which is just not true 316 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:50,038 There's a lot of favors 317 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,793 I'm prepared to do 318 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:55,395 You do one for Mama 319 00:18:55,397 --> 00:18:58,041 She'll do one for you 320 00:18:58,042 --> 00:19:00,205 Like to be your friend if you let me 321 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:04,674 So if something upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way 322 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,551 Don't shoot your fat-ass mouth on me 323 00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:08,019 Cause I don't give a shit, now move it out 324 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,699 They say that life is tit for tat 325 00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:13,349 And that's the way I live 326 00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,393 So, I deserve a lot of tat 327 00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:19,078 For what I've got to give 328 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,977 Don't you know that this hand 329 00:19:21,979 --> 00:19:24,827 Washes that one too 330 00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:27,443 When you're good to Mama 331 00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:32,439 Mama's good to you! 332 00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:38,645 Let's go 333 00:19:38,702 --> 00:19:41,043 You must be Hart 334 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:43,129 Ain't you a pretty one? 335 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,440 Thank you, madam 336 00:19:44,442 --> 00:19:46,288 Oh no, call me Mama 337 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,936 I'm gonna take care of you 338 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:51,308 Now you'll be happy taken down in this block 339 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:54,418 Murderer's Row we call 340 00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:56,416 Is that nicer? 341 00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:07,377 No, I don't think I really belong in here 342 00:20:07,379 --> 00:20:09,333 I didn't actually do anything wrong 343 00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,299 I need to tell you, honey 344 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:14,250 I never heard of a man getting killed when he didn't get just what would come at all 345 00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:15,660 Hey, Mama 346 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,878 Come here, come here 347 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,877 Velma Kelly? 348 00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:23,064 You're the Velma Kelly 349 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:25,431 You know I was there that night I was there that night 350 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,390 That you got arrested 351 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,004 Yeah, you and half of Chicago 352 00:20:28,006 --> 00:20:30,459 Look at this, Mama 353 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:33,971 An editorial denouce me in Red Book Magazine 354 00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:38,482 Not a memory did we reall so fiendish horrible a double homicide 355 00:20:38,485 --> 00:20:40,403 Baby, you couldn't buy that kind of publicity 356 00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:42,602 Couldn't buy it? 357 00:20:44,585 --> 00:20:46,582 I guess I can keep this then 358 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,591 Let's try 359 00:20:49,976 --> 00:20:52,642 If you want my gravy 360 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,336 Pepper my ragout 361 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,177 Spice it up for Mama 362 00:20:58,178 --> 00:21:03,177 She'll get hot for you 363 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,028 When they pass that basket 364 00:21:08,031 --> 00:21:10,898 Folks contribute to 365 00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:13,570 You put in for Mama 366 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:18,571 She'll pull out for you 367 00:21:20,497 --> 00:21:23,120 The folks atop the ladder 368 00:21:23,122 --> 00:21:25,986 Are the ones the world adores 369 00:21:25,987 --> 00:21:28,933 So boost me up my ladder, kid 370 00:21:28,936 --> 00:21:31,936 And I'll boost you up yours 371 00:21:31,938 --> 00:21:34,601 Let's all stroke together 372 00:21:34,602 --> 00:21:37,400 Like the Princeton crew 373 00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:39,970 When you're strokin' Mama 374 00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:43,966 Mama's strokin' you 375 00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,898 So what's the one conclusion 376 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,876 I can bring this number to? 377 00:21:48,877 --> 00:21:53,646 When you're good to Mama 378 00:21:53,648 --> 00:22:00,946 Mama's good to you 379 00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:10,769 Mama 380 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:14,565 It's kind of freezing in here 381 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:17,687 You don't think maybe there's something wrong with the heat 382 00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:20,687 Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but you know 383 00:22:21,332 --> 00:22:26,331 If you got a couple of blankets to sleep with 384 00:22:27,492 --> 00:22:29,691 Lights out, ladies 385 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:45,067 OK 386 00:23:31,521 --> 00:23:32,519 Pop 387 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:34,344 Six 388 00:23:35,493 --> 00:23:36,592 Squish 389 00:23:37,643 --> 00:23:38,742 Uh-Uh 390 00:23:39,475 --> 00:23:40,574 Cicero 391 00:23:41,598 --> 00:23:42,697 Lipschitz! 392 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,468 And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail 393 00:23:52,469 --> 00:23:57,468 in their rendition of the "Cell Block Tango." 394 00:24:03,502 --> 00:24:04,701 Pop 395 00:24:05,499 --> 00:24:06,598 Six 396 00:24:07,481 --> 00:24:08,479 Squish 397 00:24:09,663 --> 00:24:10,661 Uh-uh 398 00:24:11,504 --> 00:24:12,603 Cicero 399 00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:14,837 Lipschitz 400 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:20,652 Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero 401 00:24:21,497 --> 00:24:22,495 Lipschitz 402 00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:33,907 He had it coming 403 00:24:33,909 --> 00:24:35,754 He had it coming 404 00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:39,577 He only had himself to blame 405 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:41,420 If you'd have been there 406 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:43,379 If you'd have seen it 407 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:46,534 I betcha you would have done the same! 408 00:24:46,536 --> 00:24:53,535 Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitz 409 00:24:54,658 --> 00:24:58,112 You know how people have these little habits that get you down 410 00:24:58,113 --> 00:25:02,404 Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. 411 00:25:02,405 --> 00:25:05,714 No, not chew. Pop. 412 00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:08,544 So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, 413 00:25:08,546 --> 00:25:10,662 I'm looking for a little sympathy 414 00:25:10,664 --> 00:25:13,284 and there's Bernie lyin' on the couch 415 00:25:13,286 --> 00:25:15,047 drinkin' a beer and chewin' it 416 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:18,156 No, not chewin'. Poppin' 417 00:25:18,156 --> 00:25:23,155 So, I said my six, you pop that gum one more time 418 00:25:24,676 --> 00:25:25,674 And he did 419 00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:27,748 So I took the shotgun off the wall 420 00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:31,373 and I fired two warning shots 421 00:25:31,376 --> 00:25:35,230 into his head 422 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,815 He had it coming 423 00:25:36,815 --> 00:25:39,114 He had it coming 424 00:25:39,116 --> 00:25:42,766 He only had himself to blame 425 00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:44,629 If you'd have been there 426 00:25:44,632 --> 00:25:46,419 If you'd have heard it 427 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:51,420 I betcha you would have done the same! 428 00:25:56,727 --> 00:26:00,709 I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago 429 00:26:00,710 --> 00:26:02,576 and he told me he was single 430 00:26:02,579 --> 00:26:04,498 and we hit it off right away. 431 00:26:04,499 --> 00:26:06,519 So, we started living together 432 00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:08,649 He'd go to work, he'd come home, 433 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,477 I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner 434 00:26:11,479 --> 00:26:14,118 And then I found out 435 00:26:14,118 --> 00:26:15,707 "Single" he told me? 436 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,535 Single, my ass 437 00:26:17,538 --> 00:26:19,324 Not only was he married 438 00:26:19,326 --> 00:26:20,444 oh no 439 00:26:20,446 --> 00:26:22,473 He had six wives 440 00:26:22,474 --> 00:26:25,036 One of those Mormons, you know 441 00:26:25,038 --> 00:26:27,717 So that night when he came home from work 442 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:32,118 I fixed him his drink as usual 443 00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:36,384 You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic 444 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,950 He had it coming 445 00:26:37,951 --> 00:26:40,087 He had it coming 446 00:26:40,089 --> 00:26:43,801 He took a flower in its prime 447 00:26:43,801 --> 00:26:46,069 And then he used it 448 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,539 And he abused it 449 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:52,167 It was a murder But not a crime 450 00:26:52,169 --> 00:26:53,963 Now, I'm standing in the kitchen 451 00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:55,791 carvin' up the chicken for dinner 452 00:26:55,794 --> 00:26:57,538 minding my own business 453 00:26:57,539 --> 00:27:00,734 In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage 454 00:27:00,735 --> 00:27:02,723 "You been screwin' the milkman," he says 455 00:27:02,725 --> 00:27:03,933 He was crazy 456 00:27:03,935 --> 00:27:07,428 and he kept on screamin' "You been screwin' the milkman," 457 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:09,970 And then he ran into my knife! 458 00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:14,969 He ran into my knife ten times 459 00:27:15,157 --> 00:27:16,970 If you'd have been there 460 00:27:16,972 --> 00:27:18,860 If you'd have seen it 461 00:27:18,862 --> 00:27:22,718 I betcha you would have done the same 462 00:27:22,721 --> 00:27:27,349 What am I doing here? I'm telling you that my husband has taken hold of my ferret 463 00:27:27,349 --> 00:27:30,066 I hit my head. 464 00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:33,811 But it's not true, I'm innocent 465 00:27:33,813 --> 00:27:38,721 I don't know because Uncle Sam says I'm in the act 466 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:43,722 I tried the policeman to explain but they didn't understand 467 00:27:43,784 --> 00:27:45,657 Yeah, but did you do it 468 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:49,352 Ah ah, not guilty 469 00:27:49,353 --> 00:27:53,385 He had it coming 470 00:27:53,387 --> 00:27:56,165 My sister, Veronica, and I did this double act 471 00:27:56,168 --> 00:27:59,193 and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us 472 00:27:59,193 --> 00:28:00,612 Now for the last number in our act 473 00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:02,789 we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row 474 00:28:02,789 --> 00:28:05,225 one, two, three, four, five 475 00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:07,947 Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops 476 00:28:07,949 --> 00:28:09,685 One right after the other 477 00:28:09,685 --> 00:28:13,424 So this one night before the show we are down at the Hotel Cicero 478 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:17,741 the three of us boozin' , havin' a few laughs 479 00:28:17,742 --> 00:28:19,124 and we run out of ice 480 00:28:19,126 --> 00:28:21,539 so I go out to get some 481 00:28:21,541 --> 00:28:24,639 I come back, open the door 482 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:29,676 And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen 483 00:28:29,677 --> 00:28:32,219 the spread eagle 484 00:28:32,219 --> 00:28:34,720 Well, I was in such a state of shock 485 00:28:34,721 --> 00:28:35,971 I completely blacked out 486 00:28:35,973 --> 00:28:38,289 I can't remember a thing 487 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:42,535 It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands 488 00:28:42,537 --> 00:28:44,793 I even knew they were dead 489 00:28:44,794 --> 00:28:46,480 They had it coming 490 00:28:46,481 --> 00:28:48,129 They had it coming 491 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:52,176 They had it coming all along 492 00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:53,880 I didn't do it 493 00:28:53,881 --> 00:28:55,832 But if I'd done it 494 00:28:55,833 --> 00:29:00,832 How could you tell me that I was wrong? 495 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,636 They had it coming 496 00:29:03,638 --> 00:29:05,189 They had it coming 497 00:29:05,190 --> 00:29:08,801 They had it coming all along 498 00:29:08,803 --> 00:29:10,779 I didn't do it 499 00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,406 But if I'd done it 500 00:29:12,407 --> 00:29:16,974 How could you tell me that I was wrong? 501 00:29:16,975 --> 00:29:20,088 I love Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say 502 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:22,029 He was a real artistic guy 503 00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:24,950 Sensitive...a painter 504 00:29:24,952 --> 00:29:27,433 But he was always trying to find himself 505 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:31,012 He'd go out every night looking for himself and along the way 506 00:29:31,015 --> 00:29:36,014 he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving 507 00:29:36,356 --> 00:29:38,555 I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences 508 00:29:39,932 --> 00:29:44,931 He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead 509 00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:48,629 The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 510 00:29:48,630 --> 00:29:52,213 The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum 511 00:29:52,216 --> 00:29:54,046 They had it comin' 512 00:29:54,048 --> 00:29:56,797 They had it comin' 513 00:29:56,799 --> 00:29:59,847 They had it comin' all along 514 00:29:59,849 --> 00:30:01,337 'Cause if they used us 515 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,567 And they abused us 516 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:06,821 How could you tell us That we were wrong? 517 00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:08,706 He had it coming 518 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,510 He had it coming 519 00:30:10,513 --> 00:30:14,119 He only had himself to blame 520 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,912 If you'd have been there 521 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:17,750 If you'd have seen it 522 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:20,549 I betcha you would have done the same 523 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,596 - You pop that gum one more time - Single my ass - Ten times 524 00:30:23,597 --> 00:30:27,677 -Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe. - Number Seventeen - the spread eagle. - Artistic differences 525 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,479 Pop 526 00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:30,472 Six 527 00:30:31,656 --> 00:30:32,654 Squish 528 00:30:33,703 --> 00:30:34,802 Uh-uh 529 00:30:35,573 --> 00:30:36,571 Cicero 530 00:30:37,528 --> 00:30:38,526 Lipschitz 531 00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:47,408 Who brought them? 532 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:48,348 What's up to you? 533 00:30:48,350 --> 00:30:49,348 Nothing 534 00:30:49,859 --> 00:30:50,857 Heard they're Velma's 535 00:30:51,543 --> 00:30:56,542 Yeah, Hanja does all her laundry for a couple of weeks 536 00:31:05,101 --> 00:31:10,100 - Fresh towels for change - Make it quick 537 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,058 I can take good care of you 538 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,398 There're a couple of things Let me analyze to you 539 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,758 Now, Billy Flynn set your trial date on Mar 5th 540 00:31:18,149 --> 00:31:19,924 Mar 7th you would be aquitted 541 00:31:19,925 --> 00:31:22,677 On Mar 8th, you know what Mama's gonna do for you? 542 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,632 Mama's gonna put you back in Veaudeville Circus 543 00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:26,805 So now you're an agent too? 544 00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:31,342 Well them until Mabelle install a private line in your cell All calls gotta go through me 545 00:31:31,345 --> 00:31:33,147 What kind of dough we're talking about? 546 00:31:33,149 --> 00:31:34,786 You know, this crazy world 547 00:31:34,787 --> 00:31:38,884 I mean, Babe Ruth is wearing rules and playing in palace for 5000 dollars for a week 548 00:31:38,886 --> 00:31:41,203 Yeah, what about someone with real talent 549 00:31:41,205 --> 00:31:44,311 Well, I can talk to the boys over Wienworks 550 00:31:44,312 --> 00:31:46,270 With your recent sensation activities 551 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:48,395 They seem they can give you 2500 552 00:31:48,396 --> 00:31:49,394 2500? 553 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:52,634 Geez, the most me and Veronica make was 350 554 00:31:52,637 --> 00:31:55,007 Yeah, that was what happens when you have that Redbook presentation 555 00:31:55,009 --> 00:31:56,300 You know what, Mama? 556 00:31:56,301 --> 00:31:59,318 I always wanted to play Big Jim 557 00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:00,787 Do you think you can get me that? 558 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,775 Big Jim's? 559 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:04,063 I don't know 560 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:05,269 It's gonna take another phone call 561 00:32:05,269 --> 00:32:07,625 How much is that gonna cost? 562 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:08,826 Come on Vel 563 00:32:09,244 --> 00:32:13,089 I feel about you, you're like family of me You're one of my own 564 00:32:13,090 --> 00:32:16,921 - I'll do for fifty bucks - Fifty bucks for a phone call? 565 00:32:16,923 --> 00:32:21,921 You must get a lot of wrong numbers, Mama 566 00:32:24,932 --> 00:32:27,548 Oh, Ms. Kelly, got your personals 567 00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:29,335 Freshly pressed by yours truly 568 00:32:29,337 --> 00:32:32,335 I know, it's my pleasure 569 00:32:32,753 --> 00:32:34,283 Hey, listen 570 00:32:34,284 --> 00:32:36,282 Can I ask you something? 571 00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,431 You know that Harrison guy? 572 00:32:38,431 --> 00:32:40,548 Well he said what I have done is a hanging case 573 00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:43,548 And he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty 574 00:32:43,844 --> 00:32:44,842 Yeah, so? 575 00:32:45,018 --> 00:32:47,016 So I'm scared 576 00:32:47,285 --> 00:32:49,666 I surely would appreciate some advice 577 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,267 Especially from... 578 00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:53,425 Someone I admire as much as you 579 00:32:53,427 --> 00:32:55,878 Since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage 580 00:32:55,879 --> 00:32:56,972 Really? 581 00:32:56,974 --> 00:32:59,120 What's your talent, washing and drying? 582 00:32:59,121 --> 00:33:00,374 No, no 583 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,951 I dance in the chorus 584 00:33:02,953 --> 00:33:04,262 That was before I met my husband Amos 585 00:33:04,264 --> 00:33:06,253 Look, you want some advice? 586 00:33:06,255 --> 00:33:08,253 Here it is, direct from me to you 587 00:33:08,730 --> 00:33:11,728 Keep your paws off my underwear. OK? 588 00:33:14,854 --> 00:33:17,581 Yeah, OK 589 00:33:17,583 --> 00:33:18,481 Thanks 590 00:33:19,991 --> 00:33:21,989 For nothing 591 00:33:22,821 --> 00:33:24,319 She's not that nice, ain't she? 592 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,540 I'll tell you no matter how big she gives, she's still as common as ever 593 00:33:28,541 --> 00:33:31,539 I'd like to help you, deary 594 00:33:32,489 --> 00:33:35,487 We'll take a lotto 595 00:33:36,575 --> 00:33:39,506 So what do you figure on useful ground? 596 00:33:39,507 --> 00:33:40,729 Grounds? 597 00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:42,077 What're you gonna tell the jury? 598 00:33:42,078 --> 00:33:44,001 Who's figure, I'll tell them the truth 599 00:33:44,003 --> 00:33:45,001 The truth? 600 00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:47,547 That's one way ticket to the death house 601 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,014 Holy mother of God 602 00:33:49,016 --> 00:33:50,014 Oh relax 603 00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:53,127 I mean, in this town Murders are for entertainment 604 00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:56,364 Besides, in 47 years, the Cook County never hung a woman yet 605 00:33:57,462 --> 00:33:59,235 So that's 47 to 1 606 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,512 that they won't hang you 607 00:34:00,513 --> 00:34:02,216 Jesus, Mary and Joseph 608 00:34:02,217 --> 00:34:04,103 You're talking to the wrong people 609 00:34:04,104 --> 00:34:06,362 What you need is Billy Flynn 610 00:34:06,364 --> 00:34:07,362 Who? 611 00:34:07,471 --> 00:34:08,670 Billy Flynn 612 00:34:08,873 --> 00:34:11,796 He's only the best criminal lawyer in all over Illinois 613 00:34:11,798 --> 00:34:13,934 Tell me what he don't know about juries and women 614 00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:15,542 How do you get this Billy Flynn? 615 00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:17,438 Well, not by prayer, deary 616 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,165 First you give me a hundred dollars 617 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,270 Then I'll make a phone call 618 00:34:20,271 --> 00:34:22,963 Hundred dollars? Well it just... 619 00:34:22,964 --> 00:34:23,962 I mean 620 00:34:24,213 --> 00:34:26,211 Seems pretty steep for a phone call 621 00:34:26,545 --> 00:34:28,543 Oh but it worth every cent 622 00:34:28,927 --> 00:34:31,925 I mean he never lost a case for female clients yet 623 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:35,191 Or a sweet puss like you as well 624 00:34:35,194 --> 00:34:37,656 Let's just say it seems so blind in Chicago 625 00:34:37,657 --> 00:34:38,856 He's never lost a case? 626 00:34:39,443 --> 00:34:40,423 Never 627 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:45,424 Every girl in this place would kill to have Billy Flynn represent her 628 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:53,902 We want Billy 629 00:34:55,219 --> 00:35:00,617 B. I. Double L. Y. 630 00:35:02,176 --> 00:35:07,475 We're all his 631 00:35:09,338 --> 00:35:14,336 He's our kind of a guy 632 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:19,417 And ooh what luck 633 00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:24,418 'Cause here he is 634 00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:30,863 Ladies and Gentleman, presenting the Silver-Tongued Prince of the Courtroom 635 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:34,863 the one, the only Billy Flynn 636 00:35:42,392 --> 00:35:45,455 I don't care about expensive things 637 00:35:45,456 --> 00:35:49,095 Cashmere coats, diamond rings 638 00:35:49,097 --> 00:35:51,490 Don't mean a thing 639 00:35:51,492 --> 00:35:54,765 All I care about is love 640 00:35:54,766 --> 00:35:56,906 (Billy) That's what I'm here for (Girls) That's what he's here for 641 00:35:56,908 --> 00:35:59,802 I don't care for wearing silk cravats 642 00:35:59,803 --> 00:36:03,369 Ruby studs, satin spats 643 00:36:03,371 --> 00:36:05,879 Don't mean a thing 644 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,793 All I care about is love 645 00:36:07,795 --> 00:36:10,788 All he cares about is love 646 00:36:10,789 --> 00:36:14,204 Give me two eyes of blue 647 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:17,742 Softly saying, "I need you" 648 00:36:17,744 --> 00:36:21,118 Let me see her standin' there 649 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:26,117 And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire 650 00:36:32,411 --> 00:36:35,973 I don't care for any fine attire 651 00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:39,327 Vanderbilt might admire 652 00:36:39,328 --> 00:36:41,575 No, no, not me 653 00:36:41,577 --> 00:36:43,724 All I care about is love 654 00:36:43,725 --> 00:36:48,723 All he cares about is love 655 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:53,110 Good morning, ladies 656 00:36:59,292 --> 00:37:03,290 That's what he's here for 657 00:37:04,454 --> 00:37:05,726 Excuse me, gentlemen 658 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:08,526 Ms. Kelly, do you remember anything at all about that night 659 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:11,527 I passed out completely, Ms. Sunshine I can' t remember a thing 660 00:37:11,529 --> 00:37:12,943 Only that I didn't do it 661 00:37:12,944 --> 00:37:14,867 - Any idea who did it? - No 662 00:37:14,869 --> 00:37:18,796 No but my client is offering a substantial award to anyone with information about this crime 663 00:37:18,799 --> 00:37:20,237 How much is the reward, Ms. Kelly? 664 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,427 I don't know, how much? 665 00:37:21,428 --> 00:37:23,325 I'll work it out after the trial 666 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:26,325 Now, if there's no more questions, Ms. Kelly and I had a lot work to do 667 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:31,733 What's all this about the awards? 668 00:37:31,735 --> 00:37:34,653 Often done before. If the reporters write it on we deny the whole thing later on 669 00:37:34,655 --> 00:37:36,653 Thank you 670 00:37:37,260 --> 00:37:39,178 All he cares about is love 671 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:41,772 - Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie...Hart - Who? 672 00:37:41,774 --> 00:37:45,747 - Mama tells you about me - Oh, yeah right, right, the cute one 673 00:37:45,748 --> 00:37:47,852 How would I hope that you might represent me 674 00:37:47,854 --> 00:37:50,852 You have five thousand dollars? 675 00:37:51,175 --> 00:37:53,278 That's a lot of money 676 00:37:53,279 --> 00:37:56,250 Mama didn't say anything about five thousand dollars 677 00:37:56,253 --> 00:37:58,712 Look it, eh, Mr. Flynn 678 00:37:58,712 --> 00:38:00,934 I'm not good at this sort of thing 679 00:38:00,936 --> 00:38:05,934 Maybe we could make some sort of arrangements between us 680 00:38:06,254 --> 00:38:08,448 I could be awfully a good sport 681 00:38:08,450 --> 00:38:09,732 Good you got that idea of our system 682 00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:10,631 Now listen 683 00:38:11,552 --> 00:38:13,861 You mean just one thing to me 684 00:38:13,862 --> 00:38:16,455 You call me when you got five thousand dollars 685 00:38:16,456 --> 00:38:19,661 All he cares about is love 686 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:23,571 Show me long raven hair 687 00:38:23,572 --> 00:38:26,886 Flowin' down, about to there 688 00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:30,821 When I see her runnin' free 689 00:38:30,823 --> 00:38:35,821 Keep your money, that's enough for me 690 00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:41,375 I don't care for drivin' Packard cars 691 00:38:41,378 --> 00:38:45,560 Or smoking long buck cigars 692 00:38:45,562 --> 00:38:47,921 No, no, not me 693 00:38:47,923 --> 00:38:50,131 All I care about is 694 00:38:50,131 --> 00:38:51,979 Doin' the guy in 695 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,112 Who's pickin', on you 696 00:38:54,112 --> 00:38:56,004 Twistin' the wrist 697 00:38:56,007 --> 00:39:00,898 That's turnin' the screw 698 00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:05,897 All I care about 699 00:39:06,271 --> 00:39:11,269 Is love 700 00:39:22,340 --> 00:39:24,338 Oh you'll see him now 701 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:31,476 - Well, hello, Andy - Amos, my name is Amos 702 00:39:31,476 --> 00:39:34,474 That's right, take a seat 703 00:39:35,361 --> 00:39:38,687 You know, you're a remarkable man 704 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,379 Your wife two times you, plug the guy and tries to pity on you 705 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,012 Most men are gonna dim with that swing, but no 706 00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,401 You're sticking by her 707 00:39:45,403 --> 00:39:46,617 Actually hero in my eyes 708 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,226 That's right 709 00:39:48,228 --> 00:39:49,661 I'm a hero 710 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:51,661 Did you bring the money? 711 00:39:52,385 --> 00:39:55,252 I didn't do as well as I hoped, but 712 00:39:55,252 --> 00:39:59,680 I will, Mr. Flynn, I will 713 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,920 Ah, this is only a thousand 714 00:40:00,922 --> 00:40:04,503 Plus the three hundred I borrowed from the guy down at the garage 715 00:40:04,505 --> 00:40:06,757 and there are seven... 716 00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:09,116 Seven hundred from the building of Loan Fund 717 00:40:09,118 --> 00:40:10,116 Two thousand? 718 00:40:10,835 --> 00:40:12,783 And that's all I got so far 719 00:40:12,784 --> 00:40:15,800 But I'll give twenty dollars off my salary every week 720 00:40:15,801 --> 00:40:19,337 I'll give you notes with interest, double triple until every cent is paid, I promise 721 00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,808 When you came to me yesterday 722 00:40:20,808 --> 00:40:22,002 I didn't ask you if she was guilty 723 00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:23,187 I didn't ask if she was innocent 724 00:40:23,189 --> 00:40:26,439 I didn't ask if she was a drunk, or a dopefing, no 725 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,462 All I said was do you have five thousand dollars You said yes 726 00:40:29,464 --> 00:40:31,777 But you don't have five thousand dollars 727 00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:36,778 So I figure you're a dirty liar I don't waste time on dirty liars 728 00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:41,590 Look 729 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:45,273 I'm really sorry, Mr. Flynn 730 00:40:46,383 --> 00:40:47,941 On the other hand 731 00:40:47,944 --> 00:40:51,763 Your devotion to your wife is really very very touching 732 00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:54,999 I'll take your wife's case and I'll keep it 733 00:40:55,002 --> 00:40:58,000 Because I play square 734 00:40:58,551 --> 00:41:00,301 Now, look, Hart 735 00:41:00,303 --> 00:41:02,193 I don't like to blow my own horn 736 00:41:02,195 --> 00:41:06,606 But believe me, if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today if he had five thousand dollars 737 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:10,605 And he come to me, things would've turned out differently 738 00:41:10,725 --> 00:41:13,063 All right, this is what we gonna do 739 00:41:13,065 --> 00:41:16,764 By the end of the week, I wanna have Roxie's name in the front page of every newspaper in town 740 00:41:16,764 --> 00:41:20,281 Sweetest Little Jazz Killer Ever Lived in Chicago 741 00:41:20,282 --> 00:41:22,280 That's the angle I'm after 742 00:41:22,282 --> 00:41:24,860 You make the announcement, we're gonna have an auction 743 00:41:24,862 --> 00:41:26,939 Tell them we gotta raise money for her defense 744 00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:30,212 They'll buy everything she's ever touched, everything 745 00:41:30,214 --> 00:41:32,699 Your shoes, your dresses, your perfume, your underwear 746 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:36,960 Mm, the troller records like the one I was playing when I shot the bastard 747 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:37,824 I didn't hear that 748 00:41:37,826 --> 00:41:40,650 Not that I didn't have ground mind you Hey what are they? 749 00:41:40,652 --> 00:41:41,754 That's when we go to trial 750 00:41:41,755 --> 00:41:43,904 Look, nobody, nobody's gonna care a lick 751 00:41:43,905 --> 00:41:46,107 Watch your defenses unless they care about you 752 00:41:46,107 --> 00:41:48,968 So the first thing we're gonna do is to work out some sympathy from the press 753 00:41:48,968 --> 00:41:51,045 I'm not pretty sure like Mary Sunshine 754 00:41:51,047 --> 00:41:53,725 But there's one thing they can never resist 755 00:41:53,726 --> 00:41:56,724 And that is, a reformed sinner 756 00:41:57,921 --> 00:42:00,194 So tell me, what's your favorite subject in school 757 00:42:00,194 --> 00:42:04,035 - Dalf, that was a real... - There must be something that you're really good at 758 00:42:04,036 --> 00:42:06,335 Oh I got high marks in the courtesy in hygiene 759 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,444 Perfect, you wanted to be a nun 760 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:10,543 Nun? 761 00:42:10,722 --> 00:42:11,793 Where were you born? 762 00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:13,671 On a chicken farm outside Lurburk 763 00:42:13,672 --> 00:42:16,715 Beautiful and silent home for every luxury and refinement 764 00:42:16,717 --> 00:42:17,407 Where are your parents now? 765 00:42:17,408 --> 00:42:20,523 Probably on front porch in their rocking chairs 766 00:42:20,525 --> 00:42:21,533 Parents are dead 767 00:42:21,535 --> 00:42:25,418 Family fortune swept away you're educated in the Sacred Heart 768 00:42:25,419 --> 00:42:29,109 Then you fell into a run away marriage, left you miserable alone 769 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:32,638 Unhappy, of course you got swept up in the mad world of the city 770 00:42:32,639 --> 00:42:36,975 Jazz, Cabaret, liquor, you're drawn like a moth to the flame - A moth? 771 00:42:36,976 --> 00:42:41,258 Now the mad world acceased, and you are the butterfly 772 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,834 Crushed on the wheel 773 00:42:42,835 --> 00:42:45,403 Which is it, is it the moth or the butterfly? 774 00:42:45,406 --> 00:42:50,398 - You have sinned in your sorrow - God that's beautiful 775 00:42:50,399 --> 00:42:54,103 Cut off God, stay where you're acquitted 776 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:57,634 Kid, when I'm through with you not only will you be acquitted 777 00:42:57,636 --> 00:43:01,102 Every man in jury wanna take you home to meet his mother 778 00:43:01,103 --> 00:43:05,805 - I was born in a beautiful southern combat - What? 779 00:43:05,807 --> 00:43:08,837 Oh holy shit Oh I'll never get this straight 780 00:43:08,839 --> 00:43:10,385 Pipe down and swearing 781 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:13,580 Look, from now on You say nothing about of damn 782 00:43:13,580 --> 00:43:14,611 Now try again 783 00:43:14,614 --> 00:43:16,580 I was born on a... 784 00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:18,578 Come on, come on 785 00:43:46,098 --> 00:43:48,425 So what's the most thing I'm gonna do in the witness stand 786 00:43:48,427 --> 00:43:50,623 I thought I'd get all teary eyed 787 00:43:50,625 --> 00:43:52,635 And ask for your handkerchief 788 00:43:52,635 --> 00:43:55,633 Then I thought I'll take a peek at the Jury like this 789 00:43:55,657 --> 00:43:56,928 Flashing a bit thigh, hah? 790 00:43:56,929 --> 00:43:58,765 What do you think? 791 00:43:58,765 --> 00:43:59,763 Sounds great 792 00:44:06,037 --> 00:44:07,239 Hey, don't you wanna hear the rest? 793 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,238 Come on, I'll get up, you can talk from my lists 794 00:44:11,406 --> 00:44:13,091 Well, well, well 795 00:44:13,093 --> 00:44:16,091 Sorry to be late, Mr. Flynn 796 00:44:16,756 --> 00:44:18,826 Hope you're not too bored 797 00:44:18,828 --> 00:44:21,027 I like it 798 00:44:23,265 --> 00:44:25,263 I like it 799 00:44:27,228 --> 00:44:31,631 Hey, Pauliana, I heard your press conference is tomorrow 800 00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:33,597 Yeah, what's up to you? 801 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,568 Well you wanted my advice right? 802 00:44:35,569 --> 00:44:37,036 Well here it is 803 00:44:37,037 --> 00:44:41,977 Don't forget Bailiff's No. 1 client is Billy Flynn 804 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,977 Meaning what? 805 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,398 Meaning 806 00:44:45,937 --> 00:44:48,768 Don't let him hug the spotlight 807 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:51,768 You're the one they paid to see 808 00:44:55,091 --> 00:44:56,966 Now remember, we can only sell them one idea a time 809 00:44:56,969 --> 00:45:00,243 Yeah, I can still see him coming after me with that awful look in his eyes 810 00:45:00,244 --> 00:45:01,136 And? 811 00:45:01,137 --> 00:45:03,198 And we both reach for the gun 812 00:45:03,199 --> 00:45:05,279 That's right, you both reach for the gun 813 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,479 Ready? 814 00:45:06,828 --> 00:45:08,027 Yeah 815 00:45:18,289 --> 00:45:20,909 Gentlemen, gentlemen, Ms. Sunshine 816 00:45:20,910 --> 00:45:23,230 My client's just entered a plead of not guilty 817 00:45:23,232 --> 00:45:26,230 We look forward to the trial at the earliest possible date. Now is there any questions? 818 00:45:30,881 --> 00:45:31,580 Ms. Sunshine 819 00:45:31,581 --> 00:45:33,576 As you know, my paper is dry 820 00:45:33,578 --> 00:45:37,215 Do you any advice for young girls seeking to avoid a life of Jazz and drink 821 00:45:37,217 --> 00:45:38,215 Absolutely yes. 822 00:45:38,255 --> 00:45:42,034 Mrs. Hart feels that it's the tragic combination of liquor and Jazz 823 00:45:42,037 --> 00:45:44,506 which led her to the downfall. Next question 824 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:45,934 Ladies and gentlemen 825 00:45:45,934 --> 00:45:49,180 I would just like to state how flattered I am that you came to see you 826 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:50,471 Mrs. Hart is very... 827 00:45:50,473 --> 00:45:53,247 You see I was a moth crushed on the wheel 828 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:58,248 You know, a butterfly drawn to the, to the... 829 00:45:58,698 --> 00:46:01,696 I bet you wanna know why I shot the bastard 830 00:46:02,119 --> 00:46:03,717 Shut up, dummy 831 00:46:05,289 --> 00:46:07,654 Mr. Billy Flynn in the "Press Conference Rag" 832 00:46:07,657 --> 00:46:11,655 notice how his mouth never moves - almost 833 00:46:12,021 --> 00:46:13,745 Where'd you come from? 834 00:46:13,746 --> 00:46:15,546 Mississippi 835 00:46:15,549 --> 00:46:16,874 And your parents? 836 00:46:16,874 --> 00:46:19,039 Very wealthy. 837 00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:20,764 Where are they now? 838 00:46:20,765 --> 00:46:23,891 Six feet under. But she was granted one more start 839 00:46:23,894 --> 00:46:28,892 The convent of the sacred heart! 840 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:34,938 When'd you get here? 841 00:46:34,939 --> 00:46:36,716 1920 842 00:46:36,718 --> 00:46:38,252 How old were you? 843 00:46:38,255 --> 00:46:40,229 Don't remember 844 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,767 Then what happened? 845 00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:45,147 I met Amos And he stole my heart away 846 00:46:45,148 --> 00:46:47,164 Convinced me to elope one day 847 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:50,065 Oh, poor dear, I can't believe what you've been through 848 00:46:50,066 --> 00:46:52,675 A convent girl! A run-away marriage! 849 00:46:52,677 --> 00:46:54,363 Now tell us Roxie 850 00:46:54,364 --> 00:46:56,144 Who's Fred Casely? 851 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,943 My ex-boyfriend 852 00:46:57,946 --> 00:46:59,464 Why'd you shoot him 853 00:46:59,466 --> 00:47:01,441 I was leavin' 854 00:47:01,442 --> 00:47:03,209 Was he angry? 855 00:47:03,212 --> 00:47:06,307 Like a madman! Still I said, "Fred, move along." 856 00:47:06,309 --> 00:47:08,572 She knew that she was doin' wrong 857 00:47:08,573 --> 00:47:10,088 Then describe it 858 00:47:10,089 --> 00:47:12,009 He came toward me. 859 00:47:12,012 --> 00:47:13,701 With a pistol? 860 00:47:13,703 --> 00:47:15,546 From my bureau 861 00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:17,239 Did you fight him? 862 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,882 Like a tiger 863 00:47:18,885 --> 00:47:20,645 He had strength and she had none 864 00:47:20,646 --> 00:47:22,494 And yet we both reached for the gun 865 00:47:22,496 --> 00:47:25,028 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both Oh yes, we both 866 00:47:25,029 --> 00:47:26,731 Oh yes, we both reached for the gun 867 00:47:26,733 --> 00:47:27,915 the gun, the gun, the gun 868 00:47:27,917 --> 00:47:32,915 Oh yes, we both reached for the gun For the gun. 869 00:47:38,074 --> 00:47:42,738 Understandable, understandable 870 00:47:42,739 --> 00:47:46,983 Yes, it's perfectly understandable 871 00:47:46,983 --> 00:47:51,051 Comprehensible, comprehensible 872 00:47:51,054 --> 00:47:54,612 Not a bit reprehensible 873 00:47:54,613 --> 00:47:59,611 It's so defensible! 874 00:48:01,564 --> 00:48:03,563 How you're feeling? 875 00:48:03,564 --> 00:48:05,286 Very frightened 876 00:48:05,288 --> 00:48:07,022 Are you sorry? 877 00:48:07,023 --> 00:48:08,888 Are you kidding? 878 00:48:08,890 --> 00:48:10,636 What's your statement? 879 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,203 All I'd say is 880 00:48:12,204 --> 00:48:13,653 Though my choo-choo jumped the track 881 00:48:13,655 --> 00:48:15,722 I'd give my life to bring him back 882 00:48:15,723 --> 00:48:17,414 - And? - Stay away from 883 00:48:17,416 --> 00:48:19,204 - What? - Jazz and liquor 884 00:48:19,205 --> 00:48:20,794 - And? - And the man who 885 00:48:20,796 --> 00:48:22,313 -What? - Play for fun 886 00:48:22,315 --> 00:48:24,241 - And what? - That's the thought that 887 00:48:24,243 --> 00:48:25,937 - Yeah! - Came upon me 888 00:48:25,939 --> 00:48:29,726 - When? - When we both reached for the gun! 889 00:48:29,727 --> 00:48:34,166 Understandable, understandable 890 00:48:34,168 --> 00:48:38,529 Yes, it's perfectly understandable 891 00:48:38,530 --> 00:48:42,609 Comprehensible, comprehensible 892 00:48:42,611 --> 00:48:46,661 Not a bit reprehensible 893 00:48:46,664 --> 00:48:51,662 It's so defensible! 894 00:48:55,312 --> 00:49:00,310 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both 895 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,314 Oh yes they both 896 00:49:02,316 --> 00:49:03,933 Oh yes, they both 897 00:49:03,935 --> 00:49:07,671 - Reach for the gun - Let me hear it 898 00:49:07,672 --> 00:49:09,773 Oh yes, they both reached For the gun 899 00:49:09,773 --> 00:49:10,991 For the gun. 900 00:49:10,993 --> 00:49:12,080 A little louder! 901 00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,822 Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both 902 00:49:13,824 --> 00:49:14,970 Oh yes they both 903 00:49:14,971 --> 00:49:19,969 Oh yes they both reach for the gun 904 00:49:20,492 --> 00:49:21,665 Now you got it 905 00:49:21,665 --> 00:49:23,350 Oh yes, oh yes oh yes they both 906 00:49:23,352 --> 00:49:24,481 Oh yes they both 907 00:49:24,481 --> 00:49:29,479 Oh yes they both reach for the gun 908 00:49:41,922 --> 00:49:50,920 Both reach for the gun 909 00:50:03,782 --> 00:50:05,213 Move all by a capone 910 00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:08,190 The windy city has taken a new criminal to a talk 911 00:50:08,191 --> 00:50:11,189 The name on everybody's lips is Roxie Hart 912 00:50:11,358 --> 00:50:14,594 The sweetest little lady ever accused of murder in Chicago 913 00:50:14,596 --> 00:50:16,124 Women wanna look like her 914 00:50:16,126 --> 00:50:17,888 Fellows wanna go out with her 915 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,249 Some little girls even wanna take her home 916 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:22,538 Don't get any ideas, little lady 917 00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:23,805 On the other side of town 918 00:50:23,806 --> 00:50:28,804 The assistant DA promises the keen shant shootre shall swing before the year is up 919 00:50:28,936 --> 00:50:29,934 Who knows? 920 00:50:30,037 --> 00:50:35,035 If he lives up to his word, assistant DA Harrison might become Governor Harrison some day 921 00:50:35,817 --> 00:50:37,486 Back at the scene of the crime 922 00:50:37,488 --> 00:50:41,387 Everybody wants a little piece of Roxie Hart 923 00:50:41,389 --> 00:50:45,490 This jar of colgraine sent her husband back 20 dollars 924 00:50:45,492 --> 00:50:49,774 Maybe this pretty little lady would get some of that famous Roxie style 925 00:50:49,777 --> 00:50:52,898 It seems everybody these days is ruling for 926 00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,897 Roxie Hart 927 00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,430 Take off these flowers and make sure they do send them 928 00:51:02,432 --> 00:51:04,554 So, kiddo 929 00:51:04,555 --> 00:51:07,218 You've any thought what you wann do after Billy get you off 930 00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:09,724 Yeah, I think I'd like to go on the stage 931 00:51:09,725 --> 00:51:11,193 Yeah, figure it as much 932 00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:13,703 I've already called the Morris office 933 00:51:13,705 --> 00:51:16,592 Really? How much is that gonna cost me? 934 00:51:16,592 --> 00:51:19,801 Very fair to do, ten percent of all your takings 935 00:51:19,803 --> 00:51:21,786 Yeah, we'll see, Mama 936 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:24,429 Besides, I don't even have an act yet 937 00:51:24,431 --> 00:51:26,611 Well, killing Fred Caseley was your act 938 00:51:26,611 --> 00:51:29,520 May not ??? audience ??? 939 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,518 It's a freak act 940 00:51:31,573 --> 00:51:32,672 Besides 941 00:51:33,371 --> 00:51:34,356 Hi 942 00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,413 I'm better than that 943 00:51:35,415 --> 00:51:38,083 Of course you are, cup cake 944 00:51:38,084 --> 00:51:40,228 I mean you may be as big as Sophie Tago 945 00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:41,223 You really think so? 946 00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:43,144 Made Canton and Joseph can buy 947 00:51:43,146 --> 00:51:46,803 You know I always wanted to have my name on those papers 948 00:51:46,805 --> 00:51:47,647 You know before I met Amos 949 00:51:47,649 --> 00:51:51,239 I used to date with this well to do ugly bootlegger 950 00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:54,525 He used to like to take me out and show me off 951 00:51:54,527 --> 00:51:57,525 Ugly guys like to do that 952 00:51:59,273 --> 00:52:01,009 Once it's said in the paper 953 00:52:01,011 --> 00:52:06,009 Gamelands Alcapella seen a shavito with a cute blonde 954 00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,698 That was me 955 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:11,112 I cliffed and I saved better 956 00:52:11,113 --> 00:52:13,111 You know all my life 957 00:52:13,945 --> 00:52:16,317 I wanna have my own act 958 00:52:16,319 --> 00:52:18,559 But no, no no no no 959 00:52:18,561 --> 00:52:20,855 It's always no, they always turn me down 960 00:52:20,857 --> 00:52:23,855 One big world full of no 961 00:52:26,318 --> 00:52:29,316 And then Amos came along 962 00:52:30,402 --> 00:52:32,400 Safe, sweet Amos 963 00:52:34,521 --> 00:52:36,519 He never says no 964 00:52:41,243 --> 00:52:43,786 I've never done this before 965 00:52:43,788 --> 00:52:44,752 But you know 966 00:52:44,753 --> 00:52:46,367 It is such a special night 967 00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:49,368 And you're such a great audience 968 00:52:51,663 --> 00:52:56,661 And I just, I really feel I can I can talk to you, you know 969 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,574 So forget what you've read in the papers 970 00:52:59,575 --> 00:53:01,850 And forget what you've heard from the radios 971 00:53:01,853 --> 00:53:03,944 Because, because 972 00:53:03,945 --> 00:53:06,943 Because I'm gonna tell you the truth 973 00:53:07,605 --> 00:53:09,603 Not that the truth really matters 974 00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:14,790 But I'm gonna tell you anyway 975 00:53:15,682 --> 00:53:18,039 On the bed of the apartment 976 00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:21,040 Amos was 977 00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:22,397 Zero 978 00:53:23,854 --> 00:53:26,314 I mean when he made love to me 979 00:53:26,314 --> 00:53:27,715 It was like 980 00:53:27,716 --> 00:53:30,714 I think he was fixing a carburetor or something 981 00:53:30,952 --> 00:53:33,950 I like you, honey, I love you 982 00:53:35,655 --> 00:53:36,653 Anyway 983 00:53:37,807 --> 00:53:40,805 I started fooling around 984 00:53:40,883 --> 00:53:42,696 Then I started screwing around 985 00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:46,695 Which is fooling around without dinner 986 00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:50,575 Then I met Fred Caseley 987 00:53:50,577 --> 00:53:53,960 Who said that he can get me into the Veaudebill 988 00:53:53,961 --> 00:53:56,959 But that ain't quite work out like I've planned 989 00:53:58,302 --> 00:54:02,471 I guess it didn't really work out to grateful Fred either 990 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,758 So I gave up on the whole idea 991 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,956 If you can't figure after all these use 992 00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:18,868 Opportunities just pass you by 993 00:54:14,196 --> 00:54:15,286 And now, 994 00:54:15,626 --> 00:54:18,310 with this swing I get 'em all 995 00:54:18,312 --> 00:54:20,159 with all these publicity, 996 00:54:20,329 --> 00:54:23,268 l got me a world full of yes! 997 00:54:23,936 --> 00:54:27,219 The name on everybody's lips 998 00:54:27,221 --> 00:54:30,581 Is gonna be Roxie 999 00:54:30,584 --> 00:54:34,706 The lady rakin' in the chips 1000 00:54:34,707 --> 00:54:38,267 Is gonna be Roxie 1001 00:54:38,269 --> 00:54:40,746 I'm gonna be a celebrity 1002 00:54:40,747 --> 00:54:44,585 That means somebody everyone knows 1003 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:48,429 They're gonna recognize my eyes 1004 00:54:48,429 --> 00:54:53,463 My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose 1005 00:54:56,224 --> 00:55:00,260 From just some dumb mechanic's wife 1006 00:55:00,260 --> 00:55:03,505 I'm gonna be Roxie 1007 00:55:03,508 --> 00:55:08,542 Who says that murder's not an art? 1008 00:55:10,615 --> 00:55:14,558 And who in case she doesn't hang 1009 00:55:14,558 --> 00:55:19,592 Can say she started with a bang? 1010 00:55:19,791 --> 00:55:24,825 Roxie Hart! 1011 00:55:41,819 --> 00:55:42,825 Boys 1012 00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:48,257 They're gonna wait outside in line 1013 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:51,625 To get to see Roxie 1014 00:55:51,627 --> 00:55:55,608 Think of those autographs I'll sign 1015 00:55:55,609 --> 00:55:58,949 "Good luck to you, Roxie" 1016 00:55:58,951 --> 00:56:01,403 And I'll appear in a lavaliere 1017 00:56:01,404 --> 00:56:05,935 That goes all the way down to my waist 1018 00:56:05,938 --> 00:56:09,514 Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring a ling 1019 00:56:09,514 --> 00:56:14,548 But always the best of taste 1020 00:56:15,980 --> 00:56:18,289 l'm a star. 1021 00:56:18,585 --> 00:56:23,037 And the audience loves me. And l love them. 1022 00:56:23,543 --> 00:56:29,381 And they love me for loving them. And l love them for loving me. 1023 00:56:29,549 --> 00:56:32,783 And we love each other. 1024 00:56:33,918 --> 00:56:37,738 And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. 1025 00:56:38,119 --> 00:56:42,444 And that's showbiz.... kid. 1026 00:56:44,798 --> 00:56:48,553 She's giving up her humdrum life 1027 00:56:48,555 --> 00:56:52,027 I'm gonna be, sing it's Roxie 1028 00:56:52,028 --> 00:56:57,062 She made a scandal and a start 1029 00:56:58,219 --> 00:57:01,962 And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know 1030 00:57:01,963 --> 00:57:06,997 To see her name get billed below 1031 00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:12,494 Roxie Hart! 1032 00:57:39,454 --> 00:57:40,587 l just can't take it anymore. 1033 00:57:40,881 --> 00:57:43,778 I can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato! 1034 00:57:46,427 --> 00:57:49,030 Oh, no Mama, not you too. 1035 00:57:50,459 --> 00:57:52,852 l've got some bad news, kid. The tour has been cancelled. 1036 00:57:53,064 --> 00:57:53,649 What? 1037 00:57:53,988 --> 00:57:55,666 Your name is out of the paper too long. 1038 00:57:55,878 --> 00:57:59,825 All you read about today, is the Hart kid. She's hot. 1039 00:58:02,222 --> 00:58:07,261 And what am l supposed to do? Suck up to her like everybody else? 1040 00:58:07,474 --> 00:58:08,396 lt couldn't hurt. 1041 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,715 Over my dead body. 1042 00:58:12,010 --> 00:58:13,394 Mind if l join you? 1043 00:58:15,624 --> 00:58:16,925 Lights out. 1044 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,444 Smoke? 1045 00:58:22,387 --> 00:58:24,696 Look what some Johnny sent me. 1046 00:58:24,907 --> 00:58:28,602 Triple cream caramel, all the way from San Francisco. 1047 00:58:30,032 --> 00:58:33,475 l'm watching my figure. You know, the trial. 1048 00:58:36,290 --> 00:58:39,313 Hey, Great mentioned that you're on a trip today, huh? 1049 00:58:39,821 --> 00:58:43,138 There have been so many, l just can't keep track. 1050 00:58:45,744 --> 00:58:49,690 Hey did I ever tell you, you're exactly the same size as my sister. 1051 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,380 l mean, you fit into her costume perfectly. 1052 00:58:52,676 --> 00:58:53,809 Really? 1053 00:58:54,019 --> 00:58:55,194 Yeah, l was just thinking, you know, 1054 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,647 with all the publicity that's piled up between us when Billy gets us off, 1055 00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:02,462 would we be a natural to do an act together. 1056 00:59:02,757 --> 00:59:04,898 You think so huh? 1057 00:59:08,302 --> 00:59:13,259 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation. 1058 00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:19,476 My sister and l had an act that couldn't flop. 1059 00:59:19,897 --> 00:59:24,432 My sister and l were headed straight for the top. 1060 00:59:25,022 --> 00:59:29,138 My sister and l earned a thou a week at least. 1061 00:59:29,267 --> 00:59:30,273 Oh yeah 1062 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:35,609 But my sister is now unfortunately deceased. 1063 00:59:35,904 --> 00:59:41,027 l know it's sad of course, but a fact is still a fact. 1064 00:59:42,036 --> 00:59:46,697 And now all that remains is the remains... 1065 00:59:46,994 --> 00:59:48,378 of a perfect... 1066 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,614 double... act. 1067 00:59:53,043 --> 00:59:54,133 Watch this. 1068 00:59:55,437 --> 00:59:59,258 They have to imagine it with 2 people. lt's swell with two people. 1069 00:59:59,681 --> 01:00:00,771 First, l'd... 1070 01:00:03,923 --> 01:00:05,434 Then, she'd... 1071 01:00:07,914 --> 01:00:09,761 Then, we'd... 1072 01:00:11,947 --> 01:00:14,298 But l can't do it alone. 1073 01:00:14,593 --> 01:00:15,683 Then, she'd... 1074 01:00:18,501 --> 01:00:19,716 Then, l'd... 1075 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,835 Then, we'd... 1076 01:00:26,567 --> 01:00:28,876 But l can't do it alone. 1077 01:00:29,086 --> 01:00:31,816 She'd say, what's your sister like? 1078 01:00:32,027 --> 01:00:33,622 l'd say, man. 1079 01:00:34,421 --> 01:00:39,545 She'd say, you're the cat's meow And we wow the crowd again. 1080 01:00:39,757 --> 01:00:41,982 When she'd go... 1081 01:00:43,999 --> 01:00:45,509 l'd go... 1082 01:00:47,822 --> 01:00:50,342 We'd go... 1083 01:00:53,956 --> 01:00:59,920 And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped, and stamped on the floor 1084 01:01:00,215 --> 01:01:03,449 Yelling, screaming, begging for more 1085 01:01:03,619 --> 01:01:06,769 And we'd say, okay, fellows. Keep your socks up. 1086 01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:09,079 Cause you ain't seen nothing yet. 1087 01:01:18,657 --> 01:01:23,865 But I simply cannot do it alone. 1088 01:01:24,666 --> 01:01:26,176 So what do you think? 1089 01:01:27,185 --> 01:01:29,536 Come on, you can say. 1090 01:01:34,873 --> 01:01:36,971 l know you're right. The first part is shit. 1091 01:01:37,185 --> 01:01:38,192 But the second part... 1092 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:41,299 Second part is really nifty. 1093 01:01:42,014 --> 01:01:44,828 Okay, she'd go... 1094 01:01:50,165 --> 01:01:51,172 l'd go... 1095 01:01:56,214 --> 01:01:58,523 We'd go... 1096 01:02:08,965 --> 01:02:12,606 And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brow 1097 01:02:12,607 --> 01:02:15,331 To cheer the best attraction in town 1098 01:02:15,334 --> 01:02:18,772 They really tore the balcony down 1099 01:02:18,774 --> 01:02:21,503 We'd say, okay, boys, we're going home. 1100 01:02:21,714 --> 01:02:25,199 But before we go, here's a few more partin' shots! 1101 01:02:25,411 --> 01:02:28,350 And this...this we did in perfect unison. 1102 01:02:37,803 --> 01:02:40,112 Now you've seen me going through it. 1103 01:02:40,408 --> 01:02:42,759 You may think there's nothing to it. 1104 01:02:43,054 --> 01:02:47,674 But l simply cannot do it... 1105 01:02:47,969 --> 01:02:53,723 Alone! 1106 01:02:56,161 --> 01:02:59,540 So where's the part we blew the brains out? 1107 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,834 Okay, Roxie. l'll... 1108 01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,837 No, don't bother. 1109 01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:07,048 You think you're fooling me? You're all washed up. 1110 01:03:07,342 --> 01:03:11,637 And it's me they want now, and l'm a big star. 1111 01:03:11,850 --> 01:03:13,058 Single. 1112 01:03:13,436 --> 01:03:17,731 Oh l almost forgot. You're in the paper today too. 1113 01:03:18,065 --> 01:03:18,940 ln the back. 1114 01:03:19,151 --> 01:03:26,659 Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely. 1115 01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:29,371 Seven words. 1116 01:03:33,962 --> 01:03:38,550 And here's a little piece of advice. Direct from me to you. 1117 01:03:38,761 --> 01:03:40,052 Lay off the caramels. 1118 01:03:51,361 --> 01:03:54,154 And now, for all you Chicago's stay-up-laters. 1119 01:03:54,447 --> 01:03:57,575 Night hours would only come alive at the dark. 1120 01:03:57,744 --> 01:04:03,751 We dedicate this tune Chicago After Midnight. 1121 01:04:09,051 --> 01:04:12,680 This all took place in Lesurevelt? 1122 01:04:12,973 --> 01:04:14,348 lncredible. 1123 01:04:16,477 --> 01:04:17,978 All right. Thanks. 1124 01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,569 They just arrest this woman for triple homicide. 1125 01:04:23,862 --> 01:04:24,571 Really? 1126 01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:26,656 Yeah, get this. She's an Aries! 1127 01:04:27,783 --> 01:04:31,870 Now her family is in the pineapple or grapefruit, some kind of fruits. 1128 01:04:32,957 --> 01:04:37,587 The demon Kitty works in something... She's playing house. 1129 01:04:38,089 --> 01:04:41,383 On the north side in an apartment, she met Harry. 1130 01:04:41,677 --> 01:04:43,595 What Harry does for living, no one's quite sure. 1131 01:04:43,889 --> 01:04:45,597 But it doesn't really matter cause she's paying all the bills. 1132 01:04:45,892 --> 01:04:49,769 Anyhow, Kitty comes home tonight. Harry was already in bed, which is a part of his course from Harry 1133 01:04:50,899 --> 01:04:57,280 She goes to change. When she returns, she notices something rather odd. 1134 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,200 Extremely odd 1135 01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:07,586 Kitty disappears for a second. 1136 01:05:07,931 --> 01:05:09,296 Cool as a cucumber 1137 01:05:09,299 --> 01:05:12,886 And she returns, she gently wakes up Harry. 1138 01:05:14,179 --> 01:05:16,680 Harry says, ''What? l'm alone!'' 1139 01:05:17,309 --> 01:05:20,603 She says, ''Alone? Yyou have two other women in bed with you!'' 1140 01:05:22,273 --> 01:05:27,779 And Harry says, ''Come on, darling, you gonna believe what you see or what l tell you?'' 1141 01:05:37,878 --> 01:05:38,878 Good night, folks. 1142 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,514 Miss Baxter, Miss Baxter! 1143 01:05:47,809 --> 01:05:50,102 Mary Sunshine from The Evening Star. 1144 01:05:50,396 --> 01:05:52,605 Would you mind saying a word or two? 1145 01:05:52,897 --> 01:05:55,190 Sure l'll say three. Go to hell! 1146 01:05:56,111 --> 01:05:57,987 Please direct your questions to the counsel. 1147 01:05:58,406 --> 01:05:59,989 You're not my counsel l want my money back! 1148 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:01,991 lt's not your money. lt's your mother's money. 1149 01:06:02,286 --> 01:06:02,993 Are you sorry, dear? 1150 01:06:03,705 --> 01:06:06,623 Yeah, l'm sorry, sorry l got caught. 1151 01:06:08,209 --> 01:06:09,792 Oh hey, Miss Sunshine. Not now, Roxie. 1152 01:06:10,005 --> 01:06:14,008 l got a letter from a guy. He says he's gone on a hungry strike until l'm free. 1153 01:06:14,217 --> 01:06:15,009 That's nice. 1154 01:06:15,303 --> 01:06:18,514 Miss Baxter, did you know these two ladies personally? 1155 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:23,605 Did l know these two ladies personally? Was that your question? 1156 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:24,897 Yeah, that's my ques... 1157 01:06:27,819 --> 01:06:29,527 She's very hot spirit, isn't she? 1158 01:06:29,697 --> 01:06:30,697 Miss Baxter... 1159 01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:33,116 Oh hey, Mr. Flynn. 1160 01:06:34,536 --> 01:06:36,329 -Yeah, hi, Tracy. -lt's Roxie. 1161 01:06:36,497 --> 01:06:37,624 Yeah, sure, l'm just kidding. 1162 01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:39,499 Did you get my trial date yet? 1163 01:06:40,503 --> 01:06:43,130 -Listen, kid. -l'm on top of your list, right? 1164 01:06:43,424 --> 01:06:44,299 Go to hell! 1165 01:06:45,009 --> 01:06:48,638 What a helling, huh? And social-like too. 1166 01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,513 Her mother owns all the pineapples in Hawaii. 1167 01:06:50,809 --> 01:06:52,142 What the hell do l care about pineapples? 1168 01:06:52,310 --> 01:06:53,601 All right... 1169 01:06:55,022 --> 01:06:58,024 And now, that's all, direct all your questions 1170 01:06:58,319 --> 01:07:00,612 And afterwards l'll be happy to get back to you myself. 1171 01:07:00,947 --> 01:07:01,905 Billy... 1172 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:09,122 How does it feel, kid? 1173 01:07:09,917 --> 01:07:13,128 Pretty soon we couldn't find your name in the papers. 1174 01:07:19,722 --> 01:07:21,640 Mr. Flynn? 1175 01:07:24,229 --> 01:07:25,520 Someone open this door immediately. 1176 01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:27,731 Oh, my God. Roxie! What is it to you? 1177 01:07:30,736 --> 01:07:34,240 Oh, no. Don't worry about me. 1178 01:07:35,327 --> 01:07:38,621 l only hope the fall didn't hurt the baby. 1179 01:07:38,832 --> 01:07:40,040 Baby? 1180 01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:41,542 Shit! 1181 01:07:47,275 --> 01:07:50,274 Roxie, when did this happen darling? 1182 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,959 Well, doctor, is she or isn't she? 1183 01:08:14,253 --> 01:08:15,836 She is. 1184 01:08:18,551 --> 01:08:21,053 Would you swear that statement in court? 1185 01:08:21,262 --> 01:08:24,849 -Yes. -Good. Button your fly. 1186 01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:37,467 I would... 1187 01:08:37,868 --> 01:08:41,455 I would just like to say that when my own life doesn't matter now. 1188 01:08:41,748 --> 01:08:43,957 just that of my unborn child. 1189 01:08:44,461 --> 01:08:47,254 Poor dear, to have your baby born in jail. 1190 01:08:47,464 --> 01:08:49,047 My readers won't stand for that. 1191 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,677 l can assure you that won't happen. 1192 01:08:50,968 --> 01:08:52,761 The trial would come in the least possible moment. 1193 01:08:55,058 --> 01:08:57,559 First time we're ever have one more girl knocked up. 1194 01:08:58,353 --> 01:08:59,353 Hey, Roxie... 1195 01:08:59,563 --> 01:09:04,987 Roxie! l just have the good news! 1196 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:06,364 l'm the father. 1197 01:09:07,574 --> 01:09:09,075 Hey, Roxie, who's the father? 1198 01:09:09,285 --> 01:09:10,953 The question is completely out of line. 1199 01:09:11,163 --> 01:09:14,554 How dare you insult this brave young woman? 1200 01:09:14,556 --> 01:09:15,555 That's enough 1201 01:09:18,089 --> 01:09:21,091 Roxie, honey! lt's me, it's daddy! 1202 01:09:25,182 --> 01:09:27,267 Roxie, l'd get to you as soon as l could. 1203 01:09:40,564 --> 01:09:43,459 If someone stood up in a crowd 1204 01:09:43,462 --> 01:09:46,224 And raised his voice up way out loud 1205 01:09:46,225 --> 01:09:49,292 And waved his arm and shook his leg 1206 01:09:49,294 --> 01:09:52,506 You'd notice him 1207 01:09:52,507 --> 01:09:57,094 If someone in the movie show Yelled "Fire in the second row 1208 01:09:57,095 --> 01:10:00,679 This whole place is a powder keg!" 1209 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:04,329 You'd notice him 1210 01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:08,998 And even without clucking like a hen 1211 01:10:08,999 --> 01:10:13,038 Everyone gets noticed, now and then 1212 01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:17,886 Unless, of course, that personage should be 1213 01:10:17,888 --> 01:10:22,887 Invisible, inconsequential me! 1214 01:10:30,042 --> 01:10:35,041 Cellophane Mister Cellophane 1215 01:10:35,601 --> 01:10:38,288 Shoulda been my name 1216 01:10:38,289 --> 01:10:41,195 Mister Cellophane 1217 01:10:41,196 --> 01:10:44,925 'Cause you can look right through me 1218 01:10:44,927 --> 01:10:48,420 Walk right by me 1219 01:10:48,421 --> 01:10:51,748 And never know I'm there... 1220 01:10:51,749 --> 01:10:57,750 I tell ya Cellophane Mister Cellophane 1221 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,485 Shoulda been my name 1222 01:11:01,488 --> 01:11:04,295 Mister Cellophane 1223 01:11:04,297 --> 01:11:07,785 'Cause you can look right through me 1224 01:11:07,786 --> 01:11:11,372 Walk right by me 1225 01:11:11,373 --> 01:11:16,327 And never know I'm there 1226 01:11:16,330 --> 01:11:19,624 Oh, l didn't see you. Sit down. 1227 01:11:22,130 --> 01:11:25,007 Look, Andy, l'm afraid l'm gotta hit you hard. 1228 01:11:25,718 --> 01:11:27,135 l can only hope you would think about it. 1229 01:11:27,429 --> 01:11:30,515 -Amos, my name is Amos. -Who says it wasn't? 1230 01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:33,602 lt was the kid's name l was thinking about. 1231 01:11:34,606 --> 01:11:37,232 You know when she's due? September. 1232 01:11:37,443 --> 01:11:40,404 You'd pass out those cigars anyway. 1233 01:11:40,738 --> 01:11:43,824 l don't want you to give a damn on the people. -People what? 1234 01:11:45,243 --> 01:11:47,328 -Laugh. -Laugh? Why would they laugh? 1235 01:11:47,539 --> 01:11:50,416 They can count. Can you count? 1236 01:11:50,919 --> 01:11:52,336 September. 1237 01:11:55,508 --> 01:11:59,511 lt's the copy of Roxie's first statement from D.A. office. 1238 01:11:59,847 --> 01:12:03,016 Says she hasn't copulated with you for four months prior to the incidents. 1239 01:12:03,227 --> 01:12:09,025 She would know. Yeah, l guess we've done no copulating since... 1240 01:12:10,946 --> 01:12:12,029 Wait a minute. 1241 01:12:12,239 --> 01:12:15,742 That doesn't figure out right. l couldn't be the father. 1242 01:12:15,953 --> 01:12:18,454 Well, forget about that now My client needs your support. 1243 01:12:18,621 --> 01:12:20,455 You mean she needs a meal ticket? 1244 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:24,254 That's all l've ever been. But this time she's gone too far. 1245 01:12:24,422 --> 01:12:27,048 What're you gonna do? Divorce her? 1246 01:12:27,259 --> 01:12:29,927 You're damn right! l'll divorce her! 1247 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:34,224 She probably won't even notice. 1248 01:12:38,356 --> 01:12:40,649 Yeah. l'm sorry. 1249 01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:47,054 A human being's made of more than air 1250 01:12:47,055 --> 01:12:50,819 With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there 1251 01:12:50,821 --> 01:12:55,820 Unless that human bein' next to you 1252 01:12:55,932 --> 01:13:00,519 Is unimpressive, undistinguished 1253 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:05,519 You know who 1254 01:13:06,936 --> 01:13:09,647 -You're still here? -Yeah, l'm still here. 1255 01:13:11,664 --> 01:13:12,663 I think 1256 01:13:14,810 --> 01:13:17,482 Shoulda been my name 1257 01:13:17,484 --> 01:13:20,250 Mister Cellophane 1258 01:13:20,251 --> 01:13:24,121 'Cause you can look right through me 1259 01:13:24,124 --> 01:13:27,038 Walk right by me 1260 01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:32,039 And never know I'm there 1261 01:13:33,491 --> 01:13:37,765 I tell ya Cellophane Mister Cellophane 1262 01:13:37,766 --> 01:13:40,499 Shoulda been my name 1263 01:13:40,501 --> 01:13:43,096 Mister Cellophane 1264 01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:46,751 'Cause you can look right through me 1265 01:13:46,751 --> 01:13:49,685 Walk right by me 1266 01:13:49,687 --> 01:13:54,686 And never know I'm there 1267 01:13:55,491 --> 01:14:03,492 Never even know 1268 01:14:05,657 --> 01:14:08,656 I'm there 1269 01:14:14,277 --> 01:14:16,570 Hope l didn't take up too much of your time. 1270 01:14:21,996 --> 01:14:24,289 l've been waiting for you 10 minutes. Don't do that again. 1271 01:14:24,582 --> 01:14:28,376 This dress makes me look like a wulworth lampshade. l'm not wearing this. 1272 01:14:28,670 --> 01:14:29,670 You wear it because l tell you to wear it. 1273 01:14:29,881 --> 01:14:30,672 l'm not wearing this dress. 1274 01:14:30,882 --> 01:14:32,465 And when Andy's on the stand, l want you be knitting. 1275 01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:34,802 Knitting? For Christ's sake. 1276 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:36,679 -A baby garment. -l don't know how to knit! 1277 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:39,976 Then learn. -That's no way to win the jury's sympathy. 1278 01:14:40,187 --> 01:14:43,981 -You don't need advice anymore? -Look at here, Mr. Mouthpiece. 1279 01:14:44,275 --> 01:14:48,905 lt seems to me that l am the one who's coming up with the good ideas. 1280 01:14:49,073 --> 01:14:52,577 l'm sick of everybody telling me what to do. And you treat me like dirt. 1281 01:14:52,870 --> 01:14:55,872 You know that? You treat me like I'm some dumb, common criminal. 1282 01:14:56,208 --> 01:14:57,875 But you're some dumb, common criminal. 1283 01:14:58,085 --> 01:15:01,297 Well, it's better than being a greasy mick lawyer. 1284 01:15:01,589 --> 01:15:05,301 -We're happy who's saving your ass. -Who's out for all. He can steal! 1285 01:15:05,512 --> 01:15:07,179 Maybe you'd like to appeal on court without me. 1286 01:15:07,515 --> 01:15:11,309 Maybe l could. Have you read the morning papers? They love me. 1287 01:15:11,602 --> 01:15:15,815 There maybe a lot more when you're hanged. You know why? 'Cause it's sold more papers. 1288 01:15:16,110 --> 01:15:18,111 -You're fired. -l quit. 1289 01:15:19,196 --> 01:15:22,616 Any lawyer in this town would die to have my case. 1290 01:15:23,285 --> 01:15:26,204 You're a phony celebrity. You're a flash in the pan 1291 01:15:26,414 --> 01:15:28,707 ln a couple of weeks, no one would give a shit about you. 1292 01:15:29,794 --> 01:15:31,921 That's Chicago. 1293 01:15:34,091 --> 01:15:37,511 No! Not guilty! 1294 01:15:40,810 --> 01:15:42,310 What happened? 1295 01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,689 lt's Hunyak. She lost the last appeal. 1296 01:15:46,108 --> 01:15:47,691 So what does that mean? 1297 01:15:48,610 --> 01:15:53,198 What that means? Next week, she's gonna... 1298 01:16:05,509 --> 01:16:09,512 This is Mary Sunshine, coming to you from the Cook County Jail, 1299 01:16:09,723 --> 01:16:12,100 where history will be made today. 1300 01:16:12,435 --> 01:16:18,609 Katelin Helinsky would become the first woman in the state of lllinois to be executed. 1301 01:16:18,818 --> 01:16:20,027 And so ladies and gentlemen... 1302 01:16:20,236 --> 01:16:23,740 And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your pleasure and your entertainment, 1303 01:16:23,909 --> 01:16:31,125 we proudly present Katelin Helinsky and her famous Hungarian Disappearing Act. 1304 01:17:54,237 --> 01:17:57,156 Bravo! 1305 01:18:08,049 --> 01:18:11,677 You know, it's really not that bad. 1306 01:18:11,969 --> 01:18:13,470 You're clear with everything we agreed on? 1307 01:18:13,679 --> 01:18:16,140 Yup. l've been up all night rehearsing. 1308 01:18:16,351 --> 01:18:18,059 What do you do when Harrison comes after you? 1309 01:18:18,269 --> 01:18:21,271 l sit still and look straight ahead. Never look the jury. 1310 01:18:21,483 --> 01:18:23,442 -And? -And l look modest. 1311 01:18:23,778 --> 01:18:25,946 -And? -And... 1312 01:18:26,155 --> 01:18:28,657 -And say nothing. -That's right, that's right. 1313 01:18:28,867 --> 01:18:29,951 -That was the deal, right? -Right. 1314 01:18:30,160 --> 01:18:32,161 You ask me back, l do all the talking and stuff. 1315 01:18:32,372 --> 01:18:34,456 Absolutely, Billy. Whatever you say. 1316 01:18:35,084 --> 01:18:38,086 -Mr. Flynn, his honor is here. -Thank you. 1317 01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:41,382 You ready? 1318 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:42,884 Yeah. 1319 01:18:46,474 --> 01:18:48,057 Billy... 1320 01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:52,356 l'm scared. 1321 01:18:54,192 --> 01:18:55,775 Na, don't be. 1322 01:18:56,779 --> 01:19:00,283 l've been around a long time. Believe me, you've got nothing to worry about. 1323 01:19:03,079 --> 01:19:06,957 lt's all a circus. A three-ring circus. 1324 01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:13,092 These trials, the whole world... it's all the show business. 1325 01:19:14,293 --> 01:19:15,393 But kid 1326 01:19:17,321 --> 01:19:20,320 You're working with a star 1327 01:19:26,316 --> 01:19:30,558 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1328 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:33,972 Razzle dazzle 'em 1329 01:19:33,973 --> 01:19:38,173 Give 'em act with lots of flash in it 1330 01:19:38,175 --> 01:19:41,789 And the reaction will be passionate 1331 01:19:41,789 --> 01:19:46,284 Give 'em the old hocus pocus 1332 01:19:46,284 --> 01:19:49,801 Bead and feather 'em 1333 01:19:49,802 --> 01:19:54,801 How can they see with sequins in their eyes? 1334 01:19:57,806 --> 01:20:01,648 What if your hinges all are rusting? 1335 01:20:01,649 --> 01:20:06,002 What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? 1336 01:20:06,003 --> 01:20:08,087 Razzle dazzle 'em 1337 01:20:08,088 --> 01:20:12,388 And they'll never catch wise 1338 01:20:25,456 --> 01:20:29,751 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1339 01:20:29,754 --> 01:20:33,167 Razzle dazzle 'em 1340 01:20:33,168 --> 01:20:37,164 Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous 1341 01:20:37,167 --> 01:20:41,128 Row after row will grow vociferous 1342 01:20:41,129 --> 01:20:45,467 Give 'em the old flim flam flummox 1343 01:20:45,468 --> 01:20:48,802 Fool and fracture 'em 1344 01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:53,802 How can they hear the truth above the roar? 1345 01:20:56,958 --> 01:21:00,688 Throw 'em a fake and a finagle 1346 01:21:00,690 --> 01:21:04,700 They'll never know you're just a bagel 1347 01:21:04,702 --> 01:21:07,142 Razzle dazzle 'em 1348 01:21:07,143 --> 01:21:12,142 And they'll beg you for more 1349 01:21:12,628 --> 01:21:14,128 -Object! -Sustained. 1350 01:21:14,339 --> 01:21:16,340 Your honour, l haven't even asked a question yet. 1351 01:21:27,851 --> 01:21:32,103 Give 'em the old double whammy 1352 01:21:32,106 --> 01:21:35,311 Daze and dizzy 'em 1353 01:21:35,311 --> 01:21:39,154 Back since the days of old Methuselah 1354 01:21:39,156 --> 01:21:44,155 Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler 1355 01:21:44,937 --> 01:21:49,082 Give 'em the old three ring circus 1356 01:21:49,085 --> 01:21:52,507 Stun and stagger 'em 1357 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:57,507 When you're in trouble, go into your dance 1358 01:22:00,455 --> 01:22:03,942 Though you are stiffer than a girder 1359 01:22:03,942 --> 01:22:08,419 They let ya get away with a murder 1360 01:22:08,421 --> 01:22:10,312 Razzle dazzle 'em 1361 01:22:10,314 --> 01:22:14,626 And you've got a romance 1362 01:22:14,627 --> 01:22:16,044 Hello, Amos. 1363 01:22:16,255 --> 01:22:20,048 Amos? That's right, Mr. Flynn. Amos 1364 01:22:20,845 --> 01:22:22,553 Amos, when did you file sue for divorce? 1365 01:22:22,763 --> 01:22:23,555 A month ago. 1366 01:22:23,764 --> 01:22:25,849 Was there any reason for filing at this particular time? 1367 01:22:26,059 --> 01:22:30,647 l'd say, the newspapers said Roxie was expecting a little stranger. 1368 01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:32,566 That's hardly a cause for divorce, isn't it? 1369 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,652 A little too much of a stranger. 1370 01:22:35,865 --> 01:22:39,243 You mean you doubted the fraternity of the child. 1371 01:22:39,453 --> 01:22:40,035 Well sure. 1372 01:22:40,369 --> 01:22:42,537 Tell me something, Amos. You share a bed with your wife? 1373 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:43,832 Yes, sir, every night. 1374 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,168 You expect the jury to believe that 1375 01:22:45,336 --> 01:22:50,759 you slept next to this woman every night without exercising the rights of a husband? 1376 01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:53,345 -l could if l want to. -Oh, but you didn't. 1377 01:22:53,554 --> 01:22:54,638 -No, l did. -Did what? 1378 01:22:54,848 --> 01:22:56,265 -Want to. -But you didn't. 1379 01:22:56,475 --> 01:22:57,766 -Didn't what? -What you wanted. 1380 01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,769 Wait a minute, l'm getting confused here. 1381 01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:03,441 Hey, you tell me, Hart. Since you ever question Roxie herself, 1382 01:23:03,651 --> 01:23:06,945 did you even bother to ask her if you were the father of the child? 1383 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:08,656 -No, sir. -No. What? 1384 01:23:09,076 --> 01:23:12,162 lf you became convinced that you were wrong, you'd be mad enough in a minute. 1385 01:23:13,455 --> 01:23:17,668 You would take her back if Roxie swore that you're the father of the child, 1386 01:23:17,878 --> 01:23:19,461 -which she does. -She does? 1387 01:23:22,551 --> 01:23:23,678 She does! 1388 01:23:25,263 --> 01:23:28,267 No more question! You can step down now. 1389 01:23:28,851 --> 01:23:30,979 Well done, Andy. 1390 01:23:31,982 --> 01:23:33,563 Roxie, l'm so sorry. 1391 01:23:46,963 --> 01:23:51,229 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle 1392 01:23:51,229 --> 01:23:54,495 Razzle dazzle 'em 1393 01:23:54,498 --> 01:23:59,494 Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are 1394 01:24:02,219 --> 01:24:05,922 Long as you keep 'em way off balance 1395 01:24:05,924 --> 01:24:10,209 How can they spot you got no talents? 1396 01:24:10,210 --> 01:24:12,180 Razzle dazzle 'em 1397 01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:14,004 Razzle dazzle 'em 1398 01:24:14,006 --> 01:24:16,753 Razzle dazzle 'em 1399 01:24:16,755 --> 01:24:19,046 This is the moment we've been waiting for. 1400 01:24:19,256 --> 01:24:23,632 Roxie Hart finally takes the stand in her own defense. 1401 01:24:24,732 --> 01:24:29,728 And they'll make you a star! 1402 01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:40,934 Hold it! 1403 01:24:40,935 --> 01:24:42,435 Proceed, Mr. Flynn. 1404 01:24:42,727 --> 01:24:47,227 Roxie, l have here a statement which you admitted having illicit relations 1405 01:24:47,522 --> 01:24:49,813 with deceased Fred Casely. ls this statement true or false? 1406 01:24:50,149 --> 01:24:51,523 l'm afraid that's true. 1407 01:24:51,733 --> 01:24:53,232 You're an honestly girl, Roxie. 1408 01:24:54,443 --> 01:24:56,525 When did you first meet Fred Casely? 1409 01:24:56,818 --> 01:24:59,109 When he sold Amos and me our furniture. 1410 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:02,528 Your personal relationship with him, you tell the jury when that began. 1411 01:25:02,739 --> 01:25:06,030 When l permitted him to escort me home one night, 1412 01:25:06,324 --> 01:25:07,739 l don't think l would've gone with him 1413 01:25:07,909 --> 01:25:10,909 if Mr. Hart and me hadn't quarreled that very morning. 1414 01:25:11,242 --> 01:25:12,241 -Quarreled? -Yes, sir. 1415 01:25:12,535 --> 01:25:14,826 Well, l supposed it was his fault. 1416 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,536 Oh, no, sir. lt was my fault. 1417 01:25:17,830 --> 01:25:20,622 l supposed l just couldn't stop pestering him. 1418 01:25:20,915 --> 01:25:22,330 Pestering him? About what? 1419 01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:25,124 l didn't like him working those long hours at the garage. 1420 01:25:25,418 --> 01:25:30,419 l wanted him home with me... to darn his socks and iron his shirts. 1421 01:25:30,713 --> 01:25:33,214 l wanted a real home and a child. 1422 01:25:33,422 --> 01:25:38,006 So you drifted into this illicit relationship because you're unhappy at home. 1423 01:25:38,217 --> 01:25:41,301 Yes, was almost unhappy. 1424 01:25:42,010 --> 01:25:43,425 Roxie Hart! 1425 01:25:43,718 --> 01:25:46,509 The state has accused you the murder of Fred Casely. 1426 01:25:46,721 --> 01:25:48,596 Are you guilty or not guilty? 1427 01:25:48,889 --> 01:25:49,888 l'm not guilty... 1428 01:25:50,143 --> 01:25:51,096 I'm not guilty 1429 01:25:51,098 --> 01:25:56,114 l killed him, l did. But l'm not a criminal. l'm not a criminal... 1430 01:25:56,115 --> 01:25:58,112 I'm not a criminal 1431 01:25:59,311 --> 01:26:00,601 Roxie... 1432 01:26:03,021 --> 01:26:05,980 Do you recall the night of June 14th? 1433 01:26:06,814 --> 01:26:10,482 Could you tell the jury in your own words the happenings of that night. 1434 01:26:10,692 --> 01:26:15,401 Well when Fred came over, l told him a good news. 1435 01:26:15,695 --> 01:26:16,985 What was it? 1436 01:26:17,404 --> 01:26:22,906 That me and Amos are gonna have a baby. And it was all over between us. 1437 01:26:23,199 --> 01:26:24,698 What happened then? 1438 01:26:25,075 --> 01:26:26,074 Then... 1439 01:26:29,525 --> 01:26:30,523 Then... 1440 01:26:31,787 --> 01:26:32,994 Did he threaten you, Roxie? 1441 01:26:33,287 --> 01:26:34,869 Objection, your honour. Counsel is leading the witness. 1442 01:26:35,205 --> 01:26:36,204 Sustained. 1443 01:26:39,874 --> 01:26:43,667 What did Casely say when you told him the news? 1444 01:26:43,877 --> 01:26:47,794 l'll kill you before l see you have another man's child! 1445 01:26:47,962 --> 01:26:50,378 Could you tell the audience... the jury, what happened next? 1446 01:26:50,672 --> 01:26:55,172 ln his passion, he tore off my robe and he threw me on the bed. 1447 01:26:55,466 --> 01:26:58,757 And Mr. Hart's pistol was lying there between us. 1448 01:26:58,969 --> 01:26:59,468 And then! 1449 01:26:59,760 --> 01:27:01,759 And then we both reached for the gun but l got it first. 1450 01:27:02,095 --> 01:27:05,470 And then he came towards me with this awny look in his eyes. 1451 01:27:05,680 --> 01:27:07,179 He was angry and wild! 1452 01:27:07,473 --> 01:27:08,264 Wild! 1453 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:10,389 And did you think that he might kill you? 1454 01:27:10,683 --> 01:27:11,973 Oh, yes, sir! 1455 01:27:12,183 --> 01:27:13,683 So was his life or yours? 1456 01:27:13,852 --> 01:27:17,768 And l just mine. l closed my eyes and l shot! 1457 01:27:18,062 --> 01:27:19,477 It is defense for your life! 1458 01:27:19,688 --> 01:27:25,147 To save my husband's innocent unborn child. 1459 01:27:28,484 --> 01:27:30,860 Order! 1460 01:27:31,069 --> 01:27:32,944 What a bull's eye, huh? 1461 01:27:34,279 --> 01:27:36,153 -Order in this courtroom! -Roxie! 1462 01:27:38,364 --> 01:27:40,947 It's come demonian here in the courtroom... 1463 01:27:42,575 --> 01:27:45,659 Mrs. Hart's behavior has been truly extraordinary. 1464 01:27:46,536 --> 01:27:50,162 Opening her eyes, she fenced herself with her attorney's handkerchief. 1465 01:27:50,454 --> 01:27:52,537 -Handkerchief? -Poor child has no relief. 1466 01:27:52,873 --> 01:27:56,248 She looks around now bewildered, seeming to want something. 1467 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:57,666 lt's a glass of water. 1468 01:27:57,833 --> 01:28:01,041 Oh, Mama, that was my bid! l told Billy, l'm gonna do that at my trial! 1469 01:28:01,335 --> 01:28:04,127 But now her eyes flatter wildly and she... 1470 01:28:04,629 --> 01:28:07,254 Mrs. Hart has fainted again. 1471 01:28:07,548 --> 01:28:10,632 She flumps over her chiffon dress up around her knees, 1472 01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,840 revealing a glimpse of blue garter with Ryan-stone buckle. 1473 01:28:14,258 --> 01:28:17,633 Oh, Mama, she stole my garter. She stole my garter! 1474 01:28:17,928 --> 01:28:19,053 Don't break my radio! 1475 01:28:20,137 --> 01:28:23,345 First the slut steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, 1476 01:28:23,556 --> 01:28:24,722 now she stole my goddamn garter. 1477 01:28:25,056 --> 01:28:26,556 What do you expect? 1478 01:28:26,725 --> 01:28:28,432 l mean these days you get a little success 1479 01:28:28,642 --> 01:28:30,725 and it's good rinse for the people who put you here. 1480 01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:35,854 lt ain't no justice in the world. That's nothing you can do about it. 1481 01:28:36,923 --> 01:28:37,921 Notes that 1482 01:28:38,731 --> 01:28:41,815 You think they got you a page just to listen to my radio? 1483 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:46,526 People write some public interesting things when they think no one's looking. 1484 01:28:54,031 --> 01:28:57,031 Oh, Mama. 1485 01:28:57,532 --> 01:28:59,114 State calls a witness. 1486 01:29:10,830 --> 01:29:14,830 Left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand and swear you'd tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but truth swear to God. 1487 01:29:15,918 --> 01:29:16,917 Have a seat. 1488 01:29:18,710 --> 01:29:20,000 Would you state your name for the record please. 1489 01:29:20,295 --> 01:29:21,294 Velma Kelly. 1490 01:29:21,629 --> 01:29:24,796 Miss Kelly, would you please tell the court of the object l'm holding 1491 01:29:25,006 --> 01:29:27,589 is the one you happen to come upon in the defendant jailhouse? 1492 01:29:27,799 --> 01:29:28,798 Yes, it is. 1493 01:29:29,008 --> 01:29:32,925 l submit this as Exhibitdex. Roxie Hart's diary. 1494 01:29:33,218 --> 01:29:36,218 l object! My client never kept a diary. 1495 01:29:36,386 --> 01:29:40,303 Even if she did, this would be invasion of privacy and violation of fourth amendment 1496 01:29:40,597 --> 01:29:42,097 and illegal search without a warrant. 1497 01:29:42,306 --> 01:29:44,597 Yeah, and she broke the law. 1498 01:29:46,184 --> 01:29:47,891 Order! 1499 01:29:48,602 --> 01:29:51,018 Well, let's settle that. l'll allow it. 1500 01:29:51,312 --> 01:29:53,895 What's the big deal? She's the one that did it. 1501 01:29:54,687 --> 01:29:56,603 lf you would read for us, Miss Kelly. 1502 01:29:57,817 --> 01:29:59,483 l haven't worked in a while. 1503 01:30:00,483 --> 01:30:03,899 What a laugh, plucking Fred Casely. 1504 01:30:04,194 --> 01:30:06,276 The big baboon had a common. 1505 01:30:06,487 --> 01:30:09,695 l'm just sorry l only got to kill him once. 1506 01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:13,489 l never wrote that. You... Hey, she made that up. 1507 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,782 -She made that up! -Order! 1508 01:30:17,868 --> 01:30:20,493 Please, Mr. Flynn, get control of your client. 1509 01:30:20,703 --> 01:30:22,078 l'm sorry, you honour. lt won't happen again. 1510 01:30:22,495 --> 01:30:24,786 Sit down and shut up. Or else it gonna get worse. 1511 01:30:25,664 --> 01:30:27,497 l have no more questions. 1512 01:30:28,374 --> 01:30:30,081 Your witness, Mr. Flynn. 1513 01:30:31,875 --> 01:30:34,875 Ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance. 1514 01:30:41,381 --> 01:30:43,588 Tell me, Miss Kelly, you make a deal with Mr. Harrison 1515 01:30:45,967 --> 01:30:49,093 maybe to drop all charges against you in exchange of your testifying today? 1516 01:30:49,385 --> 01:30:51,260 No, sure. l'm not completed yet. 1517 01:30:53,679 --> 01:30:54,886 Good. 1518 01:30:56,180 --> 01:31:00,055 Then since you gave such an impressive performance for Mr. Harrison, 1519 01:31:00,266 --> 01:31:01,348 can you do me the same honour? 1520 01:31:01,683 --> 01:31:03,057 -l'd be delighted. -Thank you. 1521 01:31:05,686 --> 01:31:09,853 Fred Casely assured me to get me an audition down at the Onyx. 1522 01:31:10,062 --> 01:31:14,855 And then he reneged on his pledge and that was my motive for attack. 1523 01:31:15,150 --> 01:31:16,065 Pretty fancy. What you're saying 1524 01:31:16,275 --> 01:31:19,566 if a big fat liar who rogue on a deal so l shot him. 1525 01:31:22,862 --> 01:31:24,737 Amos accused me of having an affair. 1526 01:31:24,946 --> 01:31:29,447 So l told him that the charge was erroneous. 1527 01:31:29,657 --> 01:31:30,947 Objection, your honour. 1528 01:31:31,158 --> 01:31:34,658 Mr. Flynn is twisting the evidence to draw conclusion to the specious and the... 1529 01:31:34,952 --> 01:31:35,868 -Erroneous? -Exactly. 1530 01:31:37,953 --> 01:31:40,161 Order! 1531 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:44,538 Miss Kelly, did you know the meaning of the word perjury? 1532 01:31:44,831 --> 01:31:45,663 Yes, l do. 1533 01:31:45,956 --> 01:31:47,663 -You also know that is a crime? -Yes. 1534 01:31:47,834 --> 01:31:51,959 And for example if it turns out you knew this diary was a fake, 1535 01:31:52,252 --> 01:31:54,960 l hate to think you rotting away in prison for the next 10 years 1536 01:31:55,254 --> 01:31:56,628 especially when you just win your freedom. 1537 01:31:56,963 --> 01:31:58,920 All l know is what l was told. 1538 01:32:03,133 --> 01:32:09,052 So... you didn't find this diary in Roxie's cell? 1539 01:32:09,429 --> 01:32:10,719 No. 1540 01:32:11,346 --> 01:32:15,221 Mama... Miss Morton gave it to me. She said someone sent it to her. 1541 01:32:15,515 --> 01:32:19,141 Someone? Any idea who this mysterious benefactor might be? 1542 01:32:19,434 --> 01:32:21,016 No. She didn't know. 1543 01:32:21,351 --> 01:32:22,641 All right, let's see if it's gonna work so 1544 01:32:22,851 --> 01:32:26,643 Someone who writes about reneging on pledges. 1545 01:32:26,813 --> 01:32:30,730 And... erroneous charges... 1546 01:32:31,024 --> 01:32:33,315 Call me crazy, does that sound like a lawyer to you? 1547 01:32:33,609 --> 01:32:38,234 A lawyer, who honestly had a sample of my client's handwriting. 1548 01:32:38,943 --> 01:32:42,402 Mr. Harrison, did you ask Roxie to write out a confession for you? 1549 01:32:42,738 --> 01:32:45,238 Yes, but you're not suggesting that l tempered with evidence, are you? 1550 01:32:45,531 --> 01:32:47,822 No, let's not be ridiculous. 1551 01:32:48,033 --> 01:32:50,615 That's certainly and utterly absurd. 1552 01:32:51,617 --> 01:32:52,699 Unless you mention it. 1553 01:32:53,036 --> 01:32:54,035 Your honour, this is outrageous. 1554 01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:56,535 Outrageous? Yes. 1555 01:32:56,829 --> 01:33:00,330 The prosecutor would made a thief bargain with notorious Velma Kelly. 1556 01:33:00,831 --> 01:33:03,414 And then fabricated the very evidence and set her free! 1557 01:33:11,921 --> 01:33:12,920 Mr. Flynn, hold your contempt. 1558 01:33:13,213 --> 01:33:15,088 No, it's not even conceivable. 1559 01:33:15,422 --> 01:33:17,713 But does it worked? Would it be time to say, 1560 01:33:18,007 --> 01:33:20,508 Come clean, Mr. Harrison, come clean... 1561 01:33:20,801 --> 01:33:23,592 Even with your , this kind of corruption. l cannot stand. 1562 01:33:25,386 --> 01:33:26,717 That's enough, Mr. Flynn! 1563 01:33:26,887 --> 01:33:29,887 l agree, your honour. That's enough! 1564 01:33:31,681 --> 01:33:33,514 Let defence rest 1565 01:33:38,185 --> 01:33:39,310 Ladies and gentlemen, 1566 01:33:39,603 --> 01:33:43,979 this is Mary Sunshine reporting live from the Cooke County Courthouse. 1567 01:33:44,313 --> 01:33:47,897 The city of Chicago has come to a complete stand still. 1568 01:33:48,107 --> 01:33:51,774 As the trial of century finally draw to a close. 1569 01:33:51,984 --> 01:33:55,900 Mrs. Hart sits quietly at the defense table, hands folded. 1570 01:33:56,195 --> 01:33:59,486 Wondering what fate has installed for her? 1571 01:33:59,780 --> 01:34:01,571 And how hushing over the courtroom 1572 01:34:01,906 --> 01:34:06,198 as the 12 men of the jury fall slowly back to their seats. 1573 01:34:07,701 --> 01:34:10,576 Gentlemen of the jury, have you reach a verdict? 1574 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:13,662 We have, your honour. 1575 01:34:14,498 --> 01:34:16,373 The jury has reached a verdict. 1576 01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,875 The defendant please rise. 1577 01:34:22,670 --> 01:34:25,086 What is your verdict? 1578 01:34:25,298 --> 01:34:27,674 We, the jury, find the defendant... 1579 01:34:28,009 --> 01:34:29,701 "Guilty" 1580 01:34:29,702 --> 01:34:32,699 "Innocent" 1581 01:34:41,268 --> 01:34:44,060 Roxie Hart is innocent! She's innocent! 1582 01:34:44,090 --> 01:34:45,270 Get your paper 1583 01:34:45,271 --> 01:34:46,688 Roxie Hart is free! 1584 01:34:46,987 --> 01:34:47,894 She's free 1585 01:34:47,896 --> 01:34:48,894 Roxie 1586 01:35:05,454 --> 01:35:06,161 Come on! Move it! 1587 01:35:06,371 --> 01:35:07,871 She shoots her husband and she crossed the lawyer! 1588 01:35:12,959 --> 01:35:16,169 Hey, don't you wanna take my picture? 1589 01:35:16,879 --> 01:35:19,879 Hey, l'm the famous Roxie Hart. 1590 01:35:21,382 --> 01:35:24,549 Hey, what happened? What the hell happened? 1591 01:35:25,677 --> 01:35:28,470 lt's Chicago, kid. You can't beat fresh blood on the walls. 1592 01:35:28,679 --> 01:35:31,263 What about my publicity, Billy? My name in the papers. 1593 01:35:31,473 --> 01:35:32,472 l was counting on that. 1594 01:35:32,683 --> 01:35:35,476 Your attitude is not the one l get. l just save your life. 1595 01:35:35,685 --> 01:35:38,852 You got $5,000. What do l get? l get nothing. 1596 01:35:39,145 --> 01:35:41,478 Five? Actually it's ten once l collect from Velma. 1597 01:35:42,148 --> 01:35:43,147 l get nothing? 1598 01:35:44,066 --> 01:35:46,149 Don't forget your diary. 1599 01:35:46,567 --> 01:35:50,860 If you don't mind. l had a few erroneous phrases in there. 1600 01:35:53,572 --> 01:35:55,154 Sorry, l couldn't tell you. 1601 01:35:55,450 --> 01:35:56,449 Take a chance. 1602 01:35:58,243 --> 01:35:59,743 Never lost a case. 1603 01:36:03,246 --> 01:36:06,456 You're a free woman, Roxie Hart. 1604 01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:09,668 And God save lllinois. 1605 01:36:16,256 --> 01:36:18,048 Roxie. 1606 01:36:23,054 --> 01:36:24,845 What do you want? 1607 01:36:25,847 --> 01:36:27,931 l want you to come home. 1608 01:36:28,849 --> 01:36:32,351 You said you still wanted to... and the baby... 1609 01:36:32,561 --> 01:36:34,268 Baby, what baby? 1610 01:36:37,439 --> 01:36:39,565 Oh, Jesus. 1611 01:36:39,942 --> 01:36:42,233 What do you take me for? 1612 01:36:42,568 --> 01:36:44,735 There ain't no baby. 1613 01:36:46,446 --> 01:36:48,363 There ain't no baby? 1614 01:36:52,827 --> 01:36:56,036 They didn't even want my picture. 1615 01:36:56,246 --> 01:36:59,538 l just can't understand that. 1616 01:37:05,837 --> 01:37:09,129 Why didn't they even want my picture? 1617 01:37:18,444 --> 01:37:21,877 It's good, isn't it? 1618 01:37:21,878 --> 01:37:24,011 Grand, isn't it? 1619 01:37:24,011 --> 01:37:26,754 Great, isn't it? 1620 01:37:26,756 --> 01:37:29,826 Swell, isn't it? 1621 01:37:29,828 --> 01:37:33,961 Fun, isn't it? 1622 01:37:33,962 --> 01:37:36,233 Nowadays 1623 01:37:36,234 --> 01:37:41,737 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Roxie Hart says Good Night. 1624 01:37:45,320 --> 01:37:48,672 There's man, everywhere 1625 01:37:48,672 --> 01:37:50,842 Jazz, everywhere 1626 01:37:50,844 --> 01:37:53,445 Booze, everywhere 1627 01:37:53,447 --> 01:37:56,245 Life, everywhere 1628 01:37:56,245 --> 01:37:59,398 Joy, everywhere 1629 01:37:59,400 --> 01:38:04,397 Nowadays 1630 01:38:04,785 --> 01:38:09,782 You can like the life you're living 1631 01:38:10,063 --> 01:38:14,278 You can live the life you like 1632 01:38:14,280 --> 01:38:19,277 You can even marry Harry 1633 01:38:20,053 --> 01:38:24,355 But mess around with Ike 1634 01:38:24,357 --> 01:38:28,323 And that's good, isn't it? 1635 01:38:28,324 --> 01:38:30,757 Grand, isn't it? 1636 01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:32,911 Great, isn't it? 1637 01:38:32,911 --> 01:38:35,344 Swell, isn't it? 1638 01:38:35,347 --> 01:38:37,847 Fun, isn't it? 1639 01:38:37,847 --> 01:38:43,844 But nothing stays 1640 01:38:51,614 --> 01:38:56,059 You can like the life you're living 1641 01:38:56,061 --> 01:38:59,714 You can live the life you like 1642 01:38:59,715 --> 01:39:01,507 Didn't she kill a guy a while back? 1643 01:39:01,717 --> 01:39:04,008 Yeah, who can keep it straight anymore? 1644 01:39:04,541 --> 01:39:07,697 But mess around with Ike 1645 01:39:07,699 --> 01:39:10,930 And that's good, isn't it? 1646 01:39:10,931 --> 01:39:13,083 Grand, isn't it? 1647 01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:15,042 Great, isn't it? 1648 01:39:15,044 --> 01:39:15,225 Swell, isn't it? 1649 01:39:15,227 --> 01:39:17,394 That's great. We'll be in touch. 1650 01:39:17,728 --> 01:39:19,728 You know l'm not quite finished yet. l have a... 1651 01:39:20,398 --> 01:39:21,523 Wait, don't go. 1652 01:39:21,731 --> 01:39:24,607 l could... just a second I'm not... 1653 01:39:25,318 --> 01:39:26,818 Goddamn it! 1654 01:39:29,195 --> 01:39:30,111 Thank you! 1655 01:39:31,405 --> 01:39:32,904 Here's your music, honey. 1656 01:39:39,996 --> 01:39:41,413 Thanks. 1657 01:39:51,713 --> 01:39:54,505 You know you're really pretty good. 1658 01:39:56,217 --> 01:39:57,008 Yeah. 1659 01:39:59,594 --> 01:40:01,301 What are you doing here? 1660 01:40:01,803 --> 01:40:04,596 l've been making around. 1661 01:40:04,889 --> 01:40:07,180 Well, if not fooled up by you, l'll be swinging right now. 1662 01:40:07,391 --> 01:40:09,016 Come on, l was there to get you off. 1663 01:40:09,184 --> 01:40:10,892 You should learn how to put things behind you. 1664 01:40:11,102 --> 01:40:13,603 Thank you. l'll put that at the top of my list 1665 01:40:13,813 --> 01:40:16,480 right after finding a job and an apartment with a john. 1666 01:40:16,815 --> 01:40:17,981 Can you shut up and listen to me? 1667 01:40:18,399 --> 01:40:19,981 You really are something. 1668 01:40:20,193 --> 01:40:26,780 Coming in here like some goddamn queen bee, full of advice for a poor slob like me. 1669 01:40:26,990 --> 01:40:29,782 Let me tell you something, Miss Velma Kelly. 1670 01:40:29,993 --> 01:40:31,700 l got a new life now. 1671 01:40:31,910 --> 01:40:34,910 And one of the best thing about it, is it don't include you. 1672 01:40:35,204 --> 01:40:36,580 Fine. l just thought we could help each other out. 1673 01:40:36,914 --> 01:40:38,204 Wait, you thought wrong, didn't you? 1674 01:40:38,415 --> 01:40:39,997 Now look, listen to me. 1675 01:40:41,208 --> 01:40:42,875 Look l talked to this guy downtown. 1676 01:40:43,085 --> 01:40:47,296 He says one chance hurts nothing these days, but two... 1677 01:40:55,970 --> 01:40:58,596 We can make a couple hundred a week. 1678 01:40:58,889 --> 01:40:59,971 Think about it, Roxie. 1679 01:41:00,306 --> 01:41:03,306 Our faces back in the papers our names in the market. 1680 01:41:03,476 --> 01:41:06,393 Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart. 1681 01:41:06,603 --> 01:41:08,478 Shouldn't it be alphabetical? 1682 01:41:08,897 --> 01:41:10,104 That could work. 1683 01:41:10,398 --> 01:41:13,690 A couple hundred? Maybe we can ask for a thousand. 1684 01:41:13,901 --> 01:41:14,983 We'll worth it. 1685 01:41:17,487 --> 01:41:20,904 Forget it, it'll never work. 1686 01:41:21,489 --> 01:41:23,780 -Why not? -'Cause l hate you. 1687 01:41:24,283 --> 01:41:28,369 There's only one business in the world that's no problem at all. 1688 01:41:37,877 --> 01:41:41,795 Ladies and gentlemen, the Chicago theatre is proud to announce the first. 1689 01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:46,465 The first time anywhere that's been an act out of this nation. 1690 01:41:46,759 --> 01:41:49,594 Not only one little lady, but two. 1691 01:41:49,761 --> 01:41:53,178 You read about them in the papers, and now here they are. 1692 01:41:53,389 --> 01:41:57,474 Chicago zone killer-dealers, the lady-sinners, 1693 01:41:57,893 --> 01:42:00,893 Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly! 1694 01:42:03,003 --> 01:42:08,000 You can like the life you're living 1695 01:42:08,229 --> 01:42:12,658 You can live the life you like 1696 01:42:12,660 --> 01:42:17,657 You can even marry Harry 1697 01:42:17,826 --> 01:42:21,969 But mess around with Ike 1698 01:42:21,971 --> 01:42:25,447 And that's good, isn't it? 1699 01:42:25,447 --> 01:42:27,714 Grand, isn't it? 1700 01:42:27,717 --> 01:42:29,972 Great, isn't it? 1701 01:42:29,974 --> 01:42:32,527 Swell, isn't it? 1702 01:42:32,528 --> 01:42:35,192 Fun, isn't it? 1703 01:42:35,193 --> 01:42:40,049 But nothing stays 1704 01:42:40,050 --> 01:42:44,123 In fifty years or so 1705 01:42:44,126 --> 01:42:48,336 It's gonna change, you know 1706 01:42:48,337 --> 01:42:53,334 But, oh, it's heaven 1707 01:42:53,697 --> 01:42:58,145 Nowadays 1708 01:42:58,147 --> 01:43:00,772 Okay, you babes of Jazz, Let's pick up the pace. 1709 01:43:01,065 --> 01:43:03,441 Let's make the party longer, let's make the skirt shorter. 1710 01:43:03,650 --> 01:43:06,151 Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT 1711 01:45:03,951 --> 01:45:07,619 Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you. 1712 01:45:08,245 --> 01:45:09,536 Thank you! 1713 01:45:10,038 --> 01:45:14,832 Believe us, we could've never done anything without you! 1714 01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:25,681 And all that Jazz 1715 01:45:33,372 --> 01:45:35,370 That Jazz