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Thank you so much. That was actually
really fun.

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Was it?

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Yeah, no.

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Yeah? You like shopping for undies?

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Is that fun?

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I like shopping in general.

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I mean, the undies were part of it.
Better than staying at home and watching

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games?

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There's no game on today.

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Anyway. I wouldn't know.

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I know. You hate sports. I know, I know.

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But I'm just, the point is, what I'm
trying to say is thank you.

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I have, like, I've already learned a
lot, and I feel, like, a lot more

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about it. That's great.

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I'm glad that you feel confident.

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Here you go.

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Yeah, no, I'm going to put these.

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I'm actually, you know, I wonder if I
need to. You're going to go put them on,

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right?

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I mean, I'm something more like for my,
for like when you're going to help me

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get a date and I'll wear these on my
date.

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How do you get a date without profile
pictures?

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Go put them on.

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For my dating profile?

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Yeah, take a good camera. What kind of
person puts naked pictures of her

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underwear?

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Pictures on their DM profile.

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The kind that gets laid, which I guess
is why you don't know.

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Put them on.

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I don't think I should take a picture of
myself.

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How are you going to take pictures of
yourself in your underwear, Sam?

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Here,

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come on, go.

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Go put them on.

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Hurry up, Sam.

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I'm not just going to hang around all
day.

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Is this how you're going to take all
your pictures of you holding your junk?

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How should I pose?

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I don't care.

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Do a ballerina thing.

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Wait.

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Wait, no.

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Oh, my God.

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You look like if Clark Kent was a
bottom.

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No, I like it. It's good. I mean,

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they're inside out, Sam.

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They're inside out.

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Turn them around.

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Close your eyes.

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Okay, I'm fine.

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Oh, sorry.

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Okay, that's better. That's better.
That's how they go.

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Okay. All right.

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Really just like to touch your cock? Is
that what you like to do?

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No. Oh, or did you not want me to see
that? Hey, hey. What?

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What's that?

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Don't touch it. Does it leak?

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Does it always do that?

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There you go.

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Turn around. Let me see the back.

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Yeah, that's cute.

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You know what you look like?

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You know the water babies where the dog
comes and pulls it down?

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It's a good look for you. I like it.

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Oh, gosh. Okay. No, I'll take pictures.
I'm going to take so many pictures, Dan.

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Don't you worry. So many pictures.

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Okay, let me just open my camera up
here.

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Oh, not live Twitter.

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No, not that.

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I'm so not sure that you're able to just
pull out a dating profile.

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Gosh, I don't know, Sammy. Are you more
like a grower or a shower, would you

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say?

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Wait, what are you talking? Wait, don't
talk about.

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Don't talk about what?

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The elephant in the room?

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Should I not say anything?

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Can you hear us?

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Just... You are... I'm already
embarrassed to be doing this. Why are

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talking? Does being embarrassed agree
with you? Because it feels a little,

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What's the word?

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Tumescent?

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A little bit?

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I mean, it's just... I think it's like
the tight underwear kind of like... Oh,

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they're just tight? They're just tight?
It's like they're kind of like...

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Squeezing it?

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Ah! Is that what it's doing?

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Sammy?

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Look, it's pulling it apart so I can see
in the sides here.

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What are you doing?

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Here, let me see.

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Wait, we can't put that on a public
dating program? I'll just make it my

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screen. It's fine.

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Look at that. You can totally see all
your stuff in there. Sammy?

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Aren't you embarrassed?

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I didn't even take a picture of that.

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That's good. Just like that.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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Look at how cute you are.

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I like that.

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I feel like it looks good from the back.
You can't always tell that you're

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getting chubby either.

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Well,

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would you say that's what that is?

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Yeah. I mean, I guess it's kind of.

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I mean, there's not such a thing as
skinny, is there?

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No?

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You keep covering it up. Look at it.
It's cute.

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It's blue like that. It does look like a
little elephant, doesn't it?

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It's cute, Sammy. I like it. You're
going to get so many dates.

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I think you're going to go put my pants
on now. Girl, do you like average?

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That's not as big as it gets, though, is
it?

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I mean, no.

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No, it's not as big as it gets. Make it
as big as it gets. Okay, these can be

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the ones that you send the girls to
message you back.

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Wait, no, I'm not going to. What do you
want me to do? No.

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Make it bigger.

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I'll do it when you're not watching.

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Just do it. Who's going to take the
picture? I need to get, like, a low

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it looks bigger.

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You know? Like, you've got to, like,
really get down there.

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Put them in.

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See? So that it, like, looks.

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Better. I guess. I mean.

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You guess?

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Who knows more about what growth is
like? I'm not going to touch it in front

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you. You're not going to touch it? Do
you need help? Is that what you're

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Well, no. Wait. You don't know how to do
it?

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You don't know how to do it?

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That's okay.

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I mean, I thought that you did it a lot.
I just kind of assumed.

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But maybe I was wrong.

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Huh?

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Was I wrong?

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You're just kind of staring at me. You
look like a scared little baby deer.

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isn't what you're like during, is it?
No.

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No? I'm just surprised.

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You're just surprised?

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Is that a surprise, owner?

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Or half of one, anyway.

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Sammy, is that it?

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Does it look rough? Does that look
better for it? I watch porn and guys are

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always beating their dicks all over
girls' faces.

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Is that what you think it's like?

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No. No?

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What do you like, Sammy?

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If you can't even tell me, how are you
going to tell some girl on OkCupid?

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Huh?

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Yeah? Well, what do you like? I asked
you a question.

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Ow. Huh?

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I like hand jobs. You like hand jobs?

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You like blowies? Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Well, why don't you just think about
that?

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I mean,

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that's okay.

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That's... Huh.

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I mean, you know, I mean, this is...
This isn't the big iPhone, even, so...

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Well, here's what. Why don't you go try
on the other ones?

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I don't think we need to do this
anymore.

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Why?

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Should I go shopping with you and help
you pick out undies just so that we

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not use them?

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Did I waste my time, Sammy?

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Maybe it's just wait until it goes down.
Did I waste my time, Sammy?

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Did I waste my time?

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No? I didn't? No. Then show me. Okay,
all right, go on. Come on.

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I don't. Come here.

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I don't think these.

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I don't think these fit.

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I don't know.

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No, that's perfect, Sam.

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That's perfect.

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I'll just get you some little tiny
panties and it'll make your cock look so

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bigger, won't it?

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I mean, you didn't tell me about this
situation, did you?

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Do you really just want me to say it?

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Do you really just want me to tell you?

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I can't believe that I'm the first girl
to say this to you, Sammy, but you kind

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of have a small dick.

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Am I really the first girl to tell you?

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Didn't you know that you have a cute
little cock?

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I never put it like that. Did a lot of
girls tell you it was a good size?

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Yeah.

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Is that what they said?

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Did they tell you it was a good size
right before they told you that they

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of you as a brother?

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Look at it.

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It's adorable.

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We're going to have to make up for that,
though.

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Do you know what we call this?

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A liability.

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A deal breaker. It's on the line. You
told me if I shaved it, it would look

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bigger. It does look bigger.

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It does look bigger. And your little
panties make it look bigger, too.

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Are they panties? I thought they were. I
mean, no, they're, you know, brief.

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They're brief.

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Sorry, flip of the tongue.

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They're definitely not panties.

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Panties are what girls wear.

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And they're little clips, huh?

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Not on their big, strong cock.

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I'm sure that there's other stuff that
you can do, right?

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You're going to start doing some push
-ups, huh?

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Yeah. Yeah, develop this upper body so
you can get your foot in the door.

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We talked about a gym membership.

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Yeah, we did talk about that. So I guess
you're going to have to get that second

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job to afford it, huh?

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Yeah, that's just how it's going to have
to be.

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Oh, gosh.

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I wonder what else you can do.

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Whoa. I wonder if there's anything else
that you can do here, Sammy.

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I think I'll work.

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Is that it?

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Is that it? You just kind of look at it?

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I'm doing you a favor, Sam.

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That's okay.