1 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,979 Barry, it's Megan, I... 2 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,981 [Barry] Hi, this is Barry, I'm out running around 3 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,525 so leave a message. 4 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,151 Dammit, Barry, it's Megan. 5 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,445 If you're there, please pick up the phone. 6 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,114 I'm in Willow Haven and I need help fast. 7 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,749 I can't believe you've never seen "The Philadelphia Story?" 8 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,293 Well, between my dad and my brother 9 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,753 I grew up watching "Westerns." 10 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:45,963 Well, there aren't any six shooters here 11 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:47,798 but you do have Katharine Hepburn 12 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:49,591 choosing between Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart. 13 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,802 Oh, wow! That sounds action-packed, huh? 14 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,845 Well, it depends on what you call action-packed. 15 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:57,474 Intense fleeting passion or complex but true love. 16 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,309 Look, I just hope there's a cartoon with it, alright?. 17 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,228 Where is that remote? 18 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,189 Oh, no. 19 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,732 I hope it's not the office. 20 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,986 [Megan on recorder] Dammit, Barry, it's Megan. 21 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,196 I need help. I'm in Willow Haven. 22 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,156 Please, fast. 23 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:15,325 - Megan Lockhart? - The detective? 24 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:18,036 But I thought she left Central. 25 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,331 Willow Haven's a resort town north of here, right? 26 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,917 - I got to go. - It's 150 miles from here. 27 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,877 I know, I've never done that kind of distance before. 28 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,087 Oh, Barry, I don't want to sound 29 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:28,463 like a broken record, but you can't-- 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:29,798 I know, I know, I know. 31 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,341 I'm risking muscle fatigue 32 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:33,427 dehydration, blackouts. 33 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:35,971 You heard the message. 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,723 Start without me. I'll be back. 35 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:44,605 Well, I guess it's just you and me, Earl. 36 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,898 Popcorn? 37 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,696 [James] Prepare to be amazed, ladies and gentlemen. 38 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:06,251 I am James Montgomery Jesse. 39 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,838 Welcome to my world of illusion 40 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,923 Wonder Show. 41 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,387 You're such a lovely audience. 42 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:18,847 Don't be shy. 43 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,308 Give yourself a huge round of applause. 44 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,605 You're too kind. 45 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,899 Hey! You call that an act? 46 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,359 You stink! 47 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,444 A disbeliever? 48 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,113 See if you can figure out how this works. 49 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,702 And now... 50 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:44,122 ...something you've all been waiting for. 51 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,458 Help me! Help! 52 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,377 Let me out of here! 53 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,504 Other prestidigitators 54 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,339 may give you the illusion 55 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,257 of sawing a woman in half. 56 00:02:56,802 --> 00:02:58,178 You're crazy! 57 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:06,937 [James] But there's no substitute for the real thing! 58 00:03:07,062 --> 00:03:08,021 Huh. 59 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,929 Can't we talk about this? 60 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,432 Darling, you're acting like we haven't done this 61 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,768 a thousand times before. 62 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:28,852 Trust me. 63 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:30,812 Go to hell! 64 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:34,775 Watch your language. This is a family show. 65 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,654 And now, ladies and gentlemen 66 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,865 before your very eyes 67 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,743 I shall cut my lovely assistant 68 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,244 in twain. 69 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,287 What? 70 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,207 Aah! No! 71 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,382 Who the hell are you? 72 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,685 Thanks, Red. 73 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,437 I needed that. 74 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,147 This is my show. 75 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,357 My show! 76 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,987 A disappearing act, huh? 77 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,114 Ooh, I got to learn how to do that. 78 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,433 I warn you 79 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,602 I've mastered all of Houdini's secrets. 80 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,521 [Megan] Ah, put a sock in it. 81 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,149 I'm glad you got my message. 82 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,401 Yeah. 83 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,986 Are you okay? 84 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:03,864 Wiped out. Ugh! 85 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,783 How'd you get involved with, uh, Mandrake here? 86 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:10,245 Routine repo job. 87 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,831 His name's James Jesse, like Jesse James 88 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:15,458 only backwards and twisted. 89 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:16,960 I followed him across state lines 90 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,712 and he turns the tables and starts chasing me. 91 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,298 I thought I lost him on the back roads 92 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:24,009 and then he set up a trap for me here. 93 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,678 How was I supposed to know he was a homicidal maniac? 94 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,685 [James] Mustache and beard are real. Aw! 95 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,937 So I lied. 96 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,525 I gotta tell ya, I'm impressed, ma'am. 97 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:42,569 It took real guts to take this guy down. 98 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,904 Oh, it was nothing, really. 99 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,572 A little martial arts training 100 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,865 and a lot of street fighting. 101 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,575 Well, you hit the jackpot with this bird. 102 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,243 He's been tough to track. 103 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,996 He's got more personalities than a variety show. 104 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,789 He's wanted for murder in five states. 105 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,708 That's six states. 106 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,627 And she didn't stop me. 107 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,629 It was that... Flash thing. 108 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,173 Yeah, right, and I'm Bugs Bunny. 109 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,257 [James] Aw! 110 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,721 You sure you're alright, ma'am? 111 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:10,972 Now, you don't need an escort? 112 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,683 No, I'm fine, uh, really. 113 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,644 Uh, I've got a guardian angel. 114 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,937 Come on, Williams. 115 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:18,730 Lady's had a rough night already. 116 00:07:21,358 --> 00:07:23,360 [James] Megan... 117 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,236 ...you've won my heart. 118 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,323 You're aggressive, persistent, tough 119 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,867 everything I admire in a woman! 120 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,536 You hear me? I love you! 121 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,706 Megan, please! You've got to believe me! 122 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,749 Come on, let's get out of here. 123 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,085 Megan, I love you! 124 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,420 I love you! 125 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,172 Ugh. 126 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,382 Cold? 127 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,591 I hope they lock that guy 128 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,051 away for good. 129 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,302 Did you see his eyes? 130 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,972 They were like tiny black holes. 131 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,598 Listen, I, uh, really don't think I'm up 132 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,058 for the trek back to Central City. 133 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,185 Can you give me a lift? 134 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,646 In that red suit, honey, you're riding in back. 135 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,024 Uh. 136 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,317 Wait here. 137 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,572 What do you think? 138 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,616 Very snazzy. 139 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,868 I'm sorry I didn't wear my clam diggers. 140 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,122 Oh. 141 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,748 Oh, man, I... 142 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,874 I guess, I wasn't quite ready 143 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,543 for hyper speed, huh. 144 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:22,919 I tell you what. 145 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:24,713 We'll stop off at the Moo and Brew. 146 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,881 - All you can eat for 4.99. - Yeah? 147 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,508 - Yeah. - Sounds like heaven. 148 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,592 Let's go. 149 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,471 You can do that at high speed? 150 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,681 Well, if I have to. 151 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,891 Oh, makes my life sound pretty dull. 152 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,601 [Barry] Oh, yeah, right, like tonight, huh? 153 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,270 Okay, you got me there. 154 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,896 Oh, shh. Tina's sleeping. 155 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,025 No, no, no, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm awake. 156 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,943 Megan's with you. 157 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:48,403 Oh, of course. 158 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,072 Uh, did everything turn out alright? 159 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,866 Well, let's just say if not for Barry 160 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,035 I'd be beside myself. 161 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,412 What are you wearing? 162 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:00,373 I'll, uh, explain in the morning. 163 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,333 Well, speaking of morning, I have a very early appointment. 164 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,210 [Megan] Uh, yeah, well, Barry mentioned to me 165 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:07,338 what happens to you when you don't get enough sleep. 166 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,757 All-girl gang, huh? 167 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,884 You told her about that? 168 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,178 Well, yeah, I, um... 169 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,347 ...brought her up to date. 170 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,559 Um, besides you, she is the only one 171 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,103 who knows I'm The Flash, so. 172 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,064 Well, I guess I can't be the only one. 173 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,235 Uh, well, uh, listen I'll, uh, make some tea 174 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,988 and the three of us can sit down, catch up. 175 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,198 - Great idea. - Yeah. 176 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,616 Look, I've really got to hit the road. 177 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,409 Uh, Megan, if you're looking for a hotel 178 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,745 the Ritz on second street has phenomenal room service. 179 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,830 What? No, uh, you're staying here, alright? 180 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,332 I got plenty of room right here. 181 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,917 [Tina] Oh. 182 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,460 - Great. - Yeah. 183 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,087 Well, nice seeing you again, Megan. 184 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,130 Same here, McGee. 185 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,802 Uh, Tina, listen, uh, one more time 186 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:54,803 I'm really sorry about tonight. 187 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,804 Don't worry about it, Barry. 188 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,639 I'll call you in the morning. 189 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,140 Okay. 190 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:08,149 I am wasted. 191 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,734 Oh, yeah. 192 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,861 Definitely time for bed. 193 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,368 Uh-uh, I mean, well, uh... 194 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,578 ...you take the bedroom, um 195 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,788 I'll camp down here with Earl. 196 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:22,997 Forget it, Barry. 197 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,415 You've had one hellish night. 198 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,209 I don't wanna impose any more than I have already. 199 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,294 Oh, no, no, no. Come on, get up. 200 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,839 Get up before I change my mind. 201 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,756 Hey, if the scouts found out 202 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,299 I put you on the couch 203 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:35,468 they'd take back my merit badges 204 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,178 and my red suit. 205 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,180 Well, we couldn't have that now, could we? 206 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,560 You know, Barry, not only are you fast 207 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,311 but you're nice. 208 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:46,855 Nice? 209 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,150 Thanks for saving my life, yet again. 210 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,282 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 211 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,482 We could meet halfway. 212 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,655 I thought you were tired. 213 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:21,157 Exhausted. 214 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,409 - Yeah, me too. - Yeah. 215 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,466 Wait a minute. 216 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,385 It isn't over yet, is it? 217 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,973 Not a chance. 218 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,477 [James] The red costume 219 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,188 with that lightning bolt insignia 220 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,315 signifying his dark power. 221 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,858 Will you listen to this knucklehead? 222 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,652 I just can't believe we gotta haul him all the way 223 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,695 to state lockup. 224 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,946 Well, to hell with that! 225 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,155 Take me to Central City. 226 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,908 That's where this Flash lives, right? 227 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,494 Yeah, there's no justice. 228 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:11,124 He stole the only woman I ever loved from me. 229 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,875 That's 'cause you murdered the other 12 230 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,460 only women you ever loved. 231 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,922 Flash. 232 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,507 He kidnapped her 233 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,635 brainwashed her with his black science. 234 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,139 There's only one man who can stop The Flash. 235 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,475 Hey. Hey! 236 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,685 Hey! 237 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,527 There's only one man 238 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,071 who can rescue my faithful companion Megan Lockhart 239 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,948 from the Flash's evil clutches 240 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,242 and I am that man. 241 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,827 Move over. 242 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,370 I'm driving. 243 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,929 I like it. 244 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,829 [James] Leased. 245 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,332 You took her from me, red demon 246 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,085 brainwashed her, all to make her forget 247 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,753 her one true love. 248 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,046 But no matter what you do 249 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,006 no matter where you run 250 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,967 you won't keep Megan Lockhart from my side 251 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,095 because, my dear Flash 252 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,680 you may have defeated James Jesse 253 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,766 but you'll never defeat... 254 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,894 ...The Trickster. 255 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,114 I figured I had some thinking to do 256 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,782 so I ended up in LA 257 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,867 and came to a few realizations. 258 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,078 Yeah? Like what? 259 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:15,623 Like, one, I hate anyone who uses the word dude 260 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,000 in an sentence. 261 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,669 And two, sitting around doing nothing 262 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,629 makes me totally insane. 263 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,714 So you started doing repo work, right? 264 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,258 To pass the time. 265 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,593 The thrill, the adrenaline rush. 266 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,262 Um, I know all about that. 267 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,389 Ooh, I know you do. 268 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,766 - Oh! - Ugh! 269 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,523 So should I call the chapped lip squad 270 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,275 or would you two prefer to be alone? 271 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,819 Julio, don't you have a morning of your own to ruin? 272 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,238 Julio Mendez. Megan Lockhart. 273 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,781 - Hi. - How you doing? 274 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,074 Just picked up my costume 275 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,534 for the policeman's ball on Saturday. 276 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:52,952 You gonna make it? 277 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,370 Ah, hey, you know-- 278 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,331 I may not be in town that long. 279 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,709 Uh, will you excuse us for a moment, please? 280 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,716 Okay, let me get this straight. 281 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,468 Last night it's Tina. 282 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,927 This morning it's this hot chick. 283 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,137 - Shh, shh, shh. - I mean, what's going on? 284 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,138 What are you, Barry's evil twin? 285 00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,431 You know, only that haircut 286 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,142 would cover your filthy mind. 287 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,852 Well, things are, um... 288 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,187 Things are happening. 289 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,023 - Hmm, they're happening. - Yeah. 290 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,984 Well, don't look now, but things are really happening. 291 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,783 - Hey, guys. - Tina. 292 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,788 My turn to buy muffins and croissants for the office. 293 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:38,915 Uh, yeah, listen, again 294 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,458 I'm really sorry about last night. 295 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,877 Oh, don't worry about it. I understand. 296 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,171 Anyway, we still have, uh, the police costume ball 297 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,506 Saturday night. 298 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:47,590 - We do? - Yeah. 299 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,550 - Did you forget? - No. No. 300 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,511 Well, uh, yeah, kind of... 301 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,554 Well, uh, y-you know, Megan's in town, you know 302 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,807 and I thought that, uh, well, maybe-- 303 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,977 Well, um, maybe we could make it a foursome. 304 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,687 How about Gibson from cybernetics? 305 00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:02,939 - Gibson. - Yeah. 306 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,108 Yeah, uh, that would, uh make four of us. 307 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,276 - Yeah. - Yeah. 308 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,320 Nah, he's not right for Megan. 309 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,614 No, listen, you two go alone. 310 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,115 Well, listen, I really don't wanna leave 311 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,492 you stuck on a Saturday-- 312 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,077 Oh, don't worry, Barry, it's no big deal. 313 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,079 Uh, Saturday was iffy at best anyway. 314 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,413 - Iffy. - Yeah. 315 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,041 Yeah, uh, okay, uh, if you're sure it's alright. 316 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:25,378 Listen, I've got to run, um, have a great time. 317 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,838 - Okay, bye. - Uh, bye. 318 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,258 Uh, hey, you forgot your... 319 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,425 ...croissants. 320 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,973 You know, I hate to kick a man 321 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,599 when he's doing a good job of it himself 322 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,101 but although this is your day off 323 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,561 there's a stack of test results 324 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,145 they need your signature. 325 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:44,981 Oh, swell. 326 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,445 [Tony] That's good. Alright. 327 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,030 A little bit to the right. 328 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,407 And can you raise it up just-- 329 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,284 Will you stop, please? 330 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,244 Oh! Murph, come on. Come on! 331 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,246 - What? - You can tell me. 332 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,123 Just when I thought the lobotomy was working... 333 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,874 How many ways can you misspell 334 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,793 "alleged perpetrator" on one page? 335 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,588 Come on, let's drop these on Garfield's desk 336 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,172 and we have the rest of the day to ourselves. 337 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,384 Barry, Barry, you have got to hear this one, man. 338 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,385 You've got to hear this-- 339 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,220 Officers Murphy and, uh, Bellows 340 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,471 uh, Megan Lockhart. 341 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,598 I remember you last year 342 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,224 at the company fire, wasn't it? 343 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,601 How could I forget? 344 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,185 - Pleasure. - Yeah, same here. 345 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,604 Barry, wait till you hear this. 346 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,230 Okay, Sherlock Junior here 347 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,316 every time he sees The Flash, it's without me. 348 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,651 So now, he thinks I'm The Flash. 349 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,570 Murphy is always out of sight 350 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,572 whenever The Flash shows up. 351 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,491 - I made a chart. - Oh, jeez. 352 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,536 Okay, "Flash sightings cross-indexed 353 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,580 with Officer Murphy's patrol log." 354 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,498 It's very interesting. 355 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,042 - I rest my case. - Oh. 356 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,376 Pure speculation, Your Honor. 357 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,794 Pure speculation. 358 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,504 Well, now, Murph, it does seem 359 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,340 that you do protest too much. 360 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,133 You know, I saw The Flash once. 361 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,345 And I must say, it is very close. 362 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,431 - Those steely eyes. - Yeah. 363 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,474 Officer Murphy 364 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,100 I'm proud to work with you. 365 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,894 And your secret is safe with all of us. 366 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,520 Oh, boy, you know, I would love 367 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,397 to have you guys as witnesses. 368 00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,650 Perkins! Crenshaw. 369 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:14,403 We got a double homicide at the DeSoto exit on 61. 370 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,738 [Barry] What's up, lieutenant? 371 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,615 Oh, some psycho named... 372 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,742 ..."James Jesse." 373 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,160 He killed two state troopers last night 374 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:22,578 on the highway, and dumped the bodies 375 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,913 in the city limits. 376 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,581 - Those for me? - Huh? 377 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,208 Oh, yeah. 378 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,876 Thank you. 379 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,338 Nah, there's... 380 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,131 ...a million in one chance that he could be 381 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,509 in Central City. 382 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:40,346 Nah, he-he-he's miles away from here. 383 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:41,972 I know you're right. Um. 384 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,141 I mean, he, he has no reason at all 385 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,351 to believe that I'm here. 386 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:46,560 - Nah. - I mean, none. 387 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,063 No reason at all. 388 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,107 Sure. 389 00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,817 [James] In my darkest hours 390 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,069 arrayed against my greatest foes 391 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,279 you always stood by me, Prank 392 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:00,783 ever my faithful and trustworthy sidekick. 393 00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:03,828 What do you think? 394 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,081 Oh, Trickster, it's beautiful. 395 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,584 Right now, I'm not feeling too beautiful 396 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,211 because my mind is clouded 397 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,214 by The Flash's hypnotic powers. 398 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,882 The fiend! 399 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:18,592 But don't fret, Prank. 400 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,302 I'll fight to win you back. 401 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,973 Even if I have to lay this city to waste. 402 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,226 Oh, Trickster, I love you. 403 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,770 And I you 404 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,647 with all my heart. 405 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,109 To the Trickster mobile. 406 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,037 I've been on my own since I was 15 407 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:49,874 standing up to the wise guys and pimps. 408 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,835 But I can't kick this feeling of dread. 409 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,006 It's got me running for my life. 410 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,967 Crooks I understand, but this guy is nuts 411 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,094 and he thinks he's in love with me. 412 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,097 So I'll take care of you. 413 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:08,309 You can't be around all the time. 414 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,643 And I'm not big on other people 415 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,270 fighting my own battles. 416 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,954 I don't like the looks of this. 417 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,332 Citizens of Central City! 418 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,292 I am The Trickster 419 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,543 here to rescue you 420 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,880 from the menace known as The Flash. 421 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,715 Ah. Oh. 422 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,510 And to save the darling of my heart 423 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,513 from his fiendish affections. 424 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,306 Ta-ta, for now. 425 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,064 Barry, that voice. 426 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,899 It's Jesse. 427 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,234 I'm goin' after him. 428 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,944 Wait, look. 429 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,518 The finance company hired me 430 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,020 because Jesse missed his car payments. 431 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,939 And now he's got this fatal attraction thing 432 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,233 for you and The Flash, great. 433 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,860 He's wanted for murder in six states 434 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:42,403 under six different names. 435 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,822 According to the FBI, James Jesse's a role player. 436 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,574 A doctor in Seattle. 437 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,992 A lawyer in Des Moines. 438 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,577 A magician in Willow Haven. 439 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,788 A costume clown running rampant in my town? 440 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,123 What next? 441 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,834 It's like The Flash draws 'em out of the woodwork. 442 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,294 Wait a minute. 443 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,170 You think The Flash 444 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,922 is responsible for the Trickster? 445 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,049 Circus suit. High media profile. 446 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,885 Works outside the law. 447 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,303 Every loon in a three-mile radius 448 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,179 has got to have a case of costume envy. 449 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,313 Is Garfield right? 450 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,189 Am I responsible for The Trickster? 451 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,233 - How could you be? - No, now, wait a minute. 452 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,402 Ever since I became The Flash these eccentric criminals 453 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,695 have been comin' out of the woodwork. 454 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,448 The Trachmann, The ghost, Gideon. Now this? 455 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,866 Maybe I should hang it up. 456 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,243 Stop blaming yourself. 457 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,787 Blame society. 458 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:37,333 Welcome to postmodern America. 459 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,169 Trickster's taking hostages at Hecksapoppin's. 460 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,587 Ahem. Don't worry. 461 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,505 I'm sure Murphy's on the case. 462 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,968 I got to get this guy off my case 463 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,970 once and for all. 464 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,889 Not by yourself, you don't. 465 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,185 ♪ Well ever since you left me ♪ 466 00:23:56,310 --> 00:24:00,648 ♪ I'm in jail in my heart hey ♪ 467 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,775 ♪ I've been lookin' baby ♪ 468 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:06,320 ♪ For a brand new start hey ♪ 469 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,907 ♪ I'm just a prisoner of love ♪♪ 470 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,825 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 471 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,705 Roman candles. 472 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,998 Yes. Yes. 473 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,750 Yes! 474 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,045 Itching powder. Good, good, good. 475 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,758 Vanishing cream. 476 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,344 Oh, this is one terrific escape tool 477 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,054 let me tell you. 478 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,223 Let's see. 479 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,266 X-ray specs. 480 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:40,813 Total fraud. 481 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:45,067 No one's singing 482 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,443 and we know what happens 483 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,821 when we don't sing, don't we? 484 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,952 When your love is stolen from you 485 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,538 like that Flash stole mine 486 00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:58,998 you've got to do everything you can 487 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,709 to win her back, right? 488 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,252 Right? 489 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,796 What do you know about love? 490 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:06,880 Honey bun. 491 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,469 You're still under his power, aren't you? 492 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,140 Let him go, Jesse! 493 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,392 It's over. 494 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,436 Do I have to kill him to prove my love? 495 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:25,691 I hate it when he does that. 496 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,769 - Aah! - Wow. 497 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,607 Are you okay? 498 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,151 I think I tore my knee. 499 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,612 - Oh, brother. Come on. - Aah! 500 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,532 Marbles... 501 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,326 ...and that laugh. 502 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,495 Not for the dead body in there. 503 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,761 - Yeow! - Oh, I'm sorry. Did that sting? 504 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:38,180 Well, maybe that's why I screamed in agony. 505 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:39,640 Here, next time, bite on this. 506 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,974 With your healing metabolism 507 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,226 and this salve's restorative properties 508 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:44,561 you'll be fine in a few hours. 509 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:47,773 What a deal, I wish I had that kind of medical coverage. 510 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:50,692 Uh, thanks a lot, Tina. I'm glad you were in the lab. 511 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,778 Well, it's not like I have much of a social calendar. 512 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,075 Look, I'm really sorry to have gotten 513 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,118 you both involved in this. 514 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:00,994 What? Don't be silly. 515 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,038 If Jesse didn't see The Flash as a threat to his ego 516 00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,331 he wouldn't be giving Central City 517 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,333 hell as the Trickster. 518 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,918 Yeah, but that man in the novelty shop 519 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,087 died because of me. 520 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:13,006 Look, the question is, how are we gonna stop him? 521 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,174 - We? - Yes. 522 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,801 I mean, that's how it works, isn't it? 523 00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,511 You work the streets, and I work the lab. 524 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,179 I've got used to troubleshooting Central City. 525 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,681 I kind of enjoy it. 526 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,391 Well, unless you've got a giant whoopee cushion 527 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,268 I don't think S.T.A.R. Labs is really up to this one. 528 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:27,271 Now, w-what's next? A-a high speed search of the city? What? 529 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,439 Uh, I think you should let that leg heal 530 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,400 and I will do my own work. 531 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:32,568 What? 532 00:27:32,693 --> 00:27:34,695 But it's The Flash Jesse's after. 533 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:35,946 Because of me. 534 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,197 I'm no damsel in distress. 535 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,699 I'm a detective. 536 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,993 I found you out, and I can find Jesse. 537 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,328 - But... - I'll call you later. 538 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,336 Now, what's she trying to prove? 539 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,672 Maybe you should ask yourself the same question. 540 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,135 What's that supposed to mean? 541 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,012 You can't be a knight in shining red armor 542 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:02,556 for everybody every day. 543 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,892 Now, I have to go too. I don't live here, you know. 544 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,568 - No line on the explosives. - No. 545 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,528 Okay, what about the statue angle? 546 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,655 - Freddie Mercury? - Not Freddie Mercury. 547 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,325 The God of speed. Now, where would I get something like that? 548 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,534 [Barry] How about a theatrical warehouse? 549 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,578 A theatrical warehouse. Right. 550 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,871 There's got to be a couple of dozen. 551 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,623 - How many? - You heard me. 552 00:28:27,748 --> 00:28:28,874 Give me all of 'em 553 00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,334 even the closed ones. 554 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,385 Oh, come on. Come on. 555 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,013 What is the matter with you? 556 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,723 You okay, Bar? 557 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,642 Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm great. 558 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,769 - Here. Have a chip. - No, thanks. 559 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,562 I'm not hungry. 560 00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:52,105 Now, I am worried. What's up, man? 561 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,567 Oh, I'm trying to access interstate files on James Jesse. 562 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,653 Oh, come on. What's really going on, Barry? 563 00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,866 Ever since Megan came back to town 564 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,701 my life has been nuts. 565 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,578 - And now Tina's acting like-- - Oh, I see. 566 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,997 Why didn't you tell me it was about babes, man? 567 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,874 I just don't have any idea what either one of 'em wants from me. 568 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,084 Okay, okay. 569 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,503 Let Dr. Love thing set you straight, alright? 570 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:18,382 You're not supposed to have any idea. 571 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:19,841 But look at it this way, man. 572 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,635 At least you're not sublimating your sex drive 573 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,804 with food anymore, right? 574 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,769 - Barry Allen? - Yeah. 575 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,980 Bob Endicott, FBI. 576 00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:36,858 Hey, on the James Jesse case, your chief tells me 577 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,986 you're attached to the investigation. 578 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,237 Yeah, I was just going over the files 579 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:42,698 from your office, um 580 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,241 this Jesse's a real character. 581 00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:46,326 I'll say, he's the most brilliant criminal mind 582 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,412 I've ever chased across 12 states. 583 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,413 You know, they don't even have 584 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:50,831 the San Antonio incident? 585 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:53,000 The guy was nearly elected mayor in '88. 586 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,670 Well, let's get down to brass tacks. 587 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,298 We're extremely concerned about Miss Lockhart. 588 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,675 And my office is prepared to put her under federal protection. 589 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,635 Well, I'm not sure she wants protection. 590 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,012 She's staying with me 591 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,305 so you can talk to her, if you want. 592 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,264 Yes, sir, lieutenant. What's up? 593 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,598 It's the Trickster. 594 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,267 He's left another love letter for your girlfriend 595 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,477 by Parkhurst Alley. 596 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,645 Girlfriend. 597 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,833 Jesse, you are one sick pup. 598 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,003 Stand back! Stand back! 599 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,171 Hey, get down. 600 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,384 [Michael] We've already got some burn victims. 601 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,969 The lunatic's in the truck 602 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,138 and I want the bomb squad here now. 603 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,894 Now. 604 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,312 Hey, watch out for that yo-yo in the car. 605 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:58,440 He may have accomplices. 606 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,192 Go ahead, Murph, change in to your outfit. 607 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,318 I won't tell anyone. 608 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:02,486 Will you stop with that long enough 609 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,988 so we can take out that Trickster. 610 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,448 You know, it hurts me that you don't feel 611 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:07,949 you can trust me. 612 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,868 Bellows, if I hear one more word 613 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,828 about this I'm The Flash stuff, I'll... 614 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,248 You'll what, Murph? 615 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:17,959 What? 616 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,759 Your secret's safe with me, pal. 617 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,661 - Take it easy. - Megan? 618 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,205 Come on. She's not here, Allen. 619 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,457 - Come on... - Down, Earl, he's a fed. 620 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:01,962 Well, I'm not exactly sure why he's here. 621 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,298 Ah, well, I wanted to talk, and your door was open. 622 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,050 Listen, you've got a message on your machine. 623 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,853 [Megan on recorder] Barry, I found Jesse's hideout 624 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:20,730 it's the old agitprop theatrical warehouse' 625 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:22,149 on Margo Lane. 626 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,775 I'm sure she's in danger. 627 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:24,901 Then let's go. 628 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,456 I don't like this one bit, Allen. 629 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,748 She shouldn't be here. 630 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:40,917 She can take care of herself, Endicott. 631 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,752 - Barry? - What'd I tell ya? 632 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,129 Megan, over here. 633 00:32:44,254 --> 00:32:45,964 Oh, glad you could make it. 634 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:48,884 Who's that with you? 635 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:50,969 This is Federal Agent Endicott. 636 00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,679 Federal agent, like hell! 637 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,681 Sweet dreams, Allen. 638 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,183 Jesse! 639 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,769 Still under the mind control of the Flash. 640 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,771 I'd hoped my fireworks display 641 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:05,233 would distract him long enough to break the spell. 642 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,985 Don't move, scum! 643 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:15,285 First The Flash. Now this guy? 644 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,038 How many rivals must I tolerate? 645 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:41,061 I ask so little of you, my faithless companion. 646 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,312 Jesse, don't. 647 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,980 Maybe we just need counseling. 648 00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,899 As my loyal sidekick you have room 649 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,984 for but one man in your life! 650 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,904 Okay, I'll be your sidekick. Just let him go. 651 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,781 I don't love him or The Flash. 652 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:55,075 - Do you love me? - Yes, I love you. 653 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,911 - And you hate him? - He means nothing to me. 654 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,204 Then let's kill him. 655 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:00,163 Oh! 656 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,151 Barry! 657 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,790 - Who's there? - lt's me. 658 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,336 What happened to you? 659 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,172 I just took an impromptu dip in the Trickster's aquarium. 660 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:33,381 I'll be right back. 661 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:38,845 But what about Megan? 662 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,722 Jesse's got her. They could be anywhere. 663 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,182 Well, we've got to do something. 664 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,892 Yeah, but I don't even know where to start. 665 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,769 The Trickster thinks she's his costumed sidekick 666 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,771 so he probably hasn't hurt her yet. 667 00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,648 Well, I hope to God you're right. 668 00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:52,108 I'm glad to see you're so concerned. 669 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,694 Oh, come on, Barry, I like Megan. 670 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,112 It's just, before she came along 671 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,656 I was the only one that knew you were The Flash. 672 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,741 It was our secret. 673 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,784 But if things are starting to happen 674 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:01,826 between you and Megan, then-- 675 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:03,828 Hey, hey, hey, listen. 676 00:36:03,953 --> 00:36:05,455 Whatever happens... 677 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,332 ...it's not gonna get in the way of our friendship. 678 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,502 I knew that. 679 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:13,922 I guess I just wanted to hear you say it. 680 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,256 Now, we've got to think logically. 681 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,175 How do we handle The Trickster? 682 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,718 Oh! 683 00:36:20,845 --> 00:36:22,555 That's it. That's it. 684 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:26,393 What we have to do is not think logically. 685 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,604 And play the Trickster's game right back at him. 686 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,490 I'm gonna call him out. 687 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,158 "The Flash challenges The Trickster 688 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,118 "to a clash of titans. 689 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:46,246 Infantino hotel, tonight." 690 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,039 In the middle of a police costume ball? 691 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,874 The Trickster's ego is way out of control. 692 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,960 I'm sure he'll show, and I couldn't assemble 693 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,920 more cops in one place if I tried. 694 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,215 Now, what was that about my not saving the world 695 00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:00,218 every day in my bright and shiny red armor? 696 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,512 Sometimes you're the exception that proves the rule. 697 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:10,603 Well, call me if you hear anything from Murph, huh? 698 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,355 10-4 and out. 699 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,451 "The Flash challenges the Trickster." 700 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:28,121 Wow! What a great idea, Murph. 701 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,206 Didn't you, damn it, Bellows, didn't you hear me? 702 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,167 Wow, the system takes a real beating 703 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,127 being The Flash, huh? Look at you. 704 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,087 Look, I was strung up by a noose back there 705 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:39,007 then I was sucker punched by a... 706 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,884 Oh, forget it. 707 00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:42,677 Listen, we got to pick up the ladies 708 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,596 and go to that costume party, come on. 709 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,139 Boy, do I need a drink. 710 00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,807 Anything you say, Murph. 711 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,648 Can you believe the nerve of this guy? 712 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,194 Oh, he's alive. 713 00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:00,612 Though we are sworn enemies, Prank 714 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,490 The Flash fears and respects my power 715 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:04,949 and needs the might of the Central City 716 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,576 police to back him up. 717 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,828 I am not Prank, and this is not some 718 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,622 Saturday morning cartoon. 719 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,458 I will kill The Flash. 720 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,710 Freeing you from this mental enslavement 721 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,046 once and for all. 722 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,714 And then 723 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,009 my dearest, sweetest Prank 724 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,805 we can really get down and celebrate our long-delayed 725 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,183 but eagerly awaited honeymoon. 726 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,570 [Arthur] Lieutenant, Arthur Kline, Nightside News. 727 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:45,365 Can we get a comment on the impending confrontation 728 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:48,576 between Central City's costumed citizens? 729 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,036 This is no joke, Kline. 730 00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,287 People could get hurt. 731 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,580 And how come you guys from the press 732 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,123 are always looking for trouble? 733 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,793 Why not pump the good cause behind this shindig? 734 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:58,419 Because you and I both know you would've sold 735 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,797 more tickets if you announced the main event. 736 00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,508 Come on, lieutenant, who's the odds-on favorite 737 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,677 The Flash or The Trickster? 738 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:07,220 I've got heavily armed men positioned 739 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,347 all around this hall, if those masked maniacs 740 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,057 think they're gonna crash this party 741 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,809 they got another think comin'. 742 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,519 Hey, look! It's The Flash! 743 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:15,520 Where? 744 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,616 Murph, what are you doin'? 745 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,159 I can no longer live a lie, Bellows. 746 00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,828 That's right, Mr. and Mrs. America 747 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,621 and all the ships at sea. 748 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:36,332 Michael Francis Murphy is The Flash. 749 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,084 Oh, no. Jeez. 750 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,544 Officer Murphy 751 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:43,423 please remember that you are a policeman. 752 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,466 Yes, sir. It was a joke, sir. 753 00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,302 I have no sense of humor tonight. 754 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,497 That's brilliant, man. 755 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,375 No one will ever believe you're The Flash. 756 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,460 Can I ask you a serious question, Bellows? 757 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:21,836 Sure. 758 00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,713 Did your wonder horse kick you in the head? 759 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:25,006 Wonder horse? 760 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,507 That's a nice outfit, man. 761 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:27,842 Thank you very much, Mendez. 762 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,802 - Thank you. - Unique and original too. 763 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,387 You're only number 11. 764 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:32,597 Huh? 765 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:06,214 Remember, my dear 766 00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,174 try not to breathe. 767 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,119 And now, for our final conflict 768 00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,454 you christened miscreant. 769 00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:41,124 Your days in Central City are numbered. 770 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,834 I'm not The Flash, you dipstick. 771 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,502 A decoy? 772 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:45,962 Pathetic! 773 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,338 Nobody tricks The Trickster! 774 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,340 We need some air out here. 775 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,597 Something stinks. 776 00:42:04,647 --> 00:42:08,109 I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake. 777 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:22,040 Oops. 778 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,958 Don't know my own strength. 779 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,335 And now, here's something 780 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:28,629 we hope you really like. 781 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:51,986 Slimedog! 782 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:53,362 Now I get it! 783 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,989 This isn't the real Prank. 784 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,908 You've substituted a robot in her place. 785 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:59,202 I can cut her and she won't bleed. 786 00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,912 I double-dare you. 787 00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:02,789 Enough! 788 00:43:04,707 --> 00:43:07,585 I'm sick of this cartoon crap. 789 00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,926 Magic's never been my strong suit. 790 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,265 But juggling is a snap. 791 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,825 Now, that's all, folks. 792 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,746 Get that out of my face! 793 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,790 What's the matter with you? You'll regret this! 794 00:43:45,915 --> 00:43:48,251 Put that masked maniac in there and get him out of here. 795 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,170 I don't know, Murph 796 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,047 I feel like a fool. 797 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,759 I saw you and The Flash in the same room. 798 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,011 What? Really? 799 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,555 He collared The Trickster. 800 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,931 Don't tell me you didn't see that. 801 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,683 All that tear gas, I couldn't see a thing. 802 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:07,436 Oh, that figures. Well, anyway, you can't be him. 803 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,189 Okay, but if The Flash is so fast 804 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,441 why couldn't he be in two places at once? 805 00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:19,031 That's my costume! 806 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:20,491 I'm The Flash! 807 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:23,744 Won't somebody listen to me? I'm The Flash! 808 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:27,832 You morons! I'm The Flash! 809 00:44:29,542 --> 00:44:31,544 This never should have happened. 810 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,296 Barry, The Trickster wasn't your fault 811 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,464 any more than he was mine. 812 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,843 Hey, maybe you were struck by lightning 813 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:40,428 so you could stop people like that. 814 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,138 And maybe not. 815 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,848 Well, look at it this way. 816 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,474 It's a dirty job, but hey, babe 817 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,684 at least you got the suit. 818 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,227 Yeah, swell. 819 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,732 Life is so weird. 820 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,985 You ready to go home? 821 00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:58,196 We got to talk. 822 00:44:58,321 --> 00:44:59,447 Talk? 823 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,116 Barry, I really like you. 824 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:03,451 More than a lot. 825 00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:04,744 More than I want to. 826 00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,454 Yeah, well, I'm crazy about you. 827 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:09,457 I know, and it scares me to death. 828 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:11,876 - I got to go. - No, you don't. 829 00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,836 Trust me on this one, Barry. 830 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,338 A year ago, I would have stuck around. 831 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:16,881 And then, one day you would wake up 832 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:19,258 and I would be gone, and I can't do that to you. 833 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,802 Well, don't, okay? Don't do that to me. 834 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,388 Listen-- 835 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,349 I'll write you from San Francisco. 836 00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,394 How often? 837 00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:33,773 Often enough to keep you interested. 838 00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,652 Listen, let's go back to my apartment 839 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,403 and we'll talk about this and... 840 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,700 ...say goodbye, at least. 841 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:45,910 Okay. 842 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:46,994 Okay. 843 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,538 I do have to change. 844 00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,707 I mean, this Harlequin bondage stuff 845 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:52,833 does not suit me. 846 00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:55,211 No, I don't know, I kinda like it. 847 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:56,254 You would. 848 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:03,469 Besides... I'm in the market for a sidekick. 849 00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:05,096 Flashette? 850 00:46:05,638 --> 00:46:06,555 Aw!