1 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:06,267 A-H. 2 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:14,666 "T-C-H-Y-E-A-H." What word is that? 3 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,972 Tchyeah! 4 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,109 Okay, then use it in a sentence. 5 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:26,069 To be or not to be, tchyeah. 6 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:33,337 I'll get it. 7 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,035 we might as well count tchyeah. 8 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:39,126 That's right. 9 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:41,737 Hi, mister, I am selling cookies for the Buttercup Girls. 10 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:45,654 Will you buy some? 11 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:48,483 If you buy three boxes, I get a sticker album. 12 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,051 I guess I could do that. 13 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:54,793 If you buy ten boxes, I get a teddy bear. 14 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,274 What the heck, it's for a good cause? 15 00:00:57,361 --> 00:01:00,495 If I sell a hundred boxes, I get a color TV. 16 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:05,065 Boy, I'd sure love a color TV 17 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,371 so I can watch educational programming. 18 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,116 I don't think I got that much cash on me. 19 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,162 You take visa? 20 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:18,252 Hey, everybody, this guy's got visa! 21 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,301 There you are. Yeah. 22 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,212 Hey, you're not supposed to eat that. 23 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,780 Dad wanted us to save that last Jell-O for him. 24 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,608 Hey, if dad wanted to keep food in the house 25 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,436 he shouldn't had seven kids. 26 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:56,567 Okay. 27 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,923 Hey, hey, where's my Jell-O? 28 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,447 Brendan ate it. 29 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,539 -Man. -Yeah, I told him not to. 30 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,236 He just kept throwing the cubes up in the air 31 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,368 and tried to catch 'em in his mouth. 32 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,501 Well, it must've been a horrible shot. 33 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,720 He got it all over your shirt. 34 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,985 Alright, dad, you got me. Ha-ha. I took the Jell-O. 35 00:03:23,072 --> 00:03:24,073 Hey, but look on the bright side 36 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,466 I'm not in a street gang. 37 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,686 No gang would have you. 38 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,602 -Hey, Uncle Frank. -Yeah? 39 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:32,908 - Mail call. - Thanks. 40 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:34,779 I also got you a complimentary case 41 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,086 of Buttercup Girl cookies. Ha ha. 42 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,262 You gotta try the mint, man, they'll go killer with that 43 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:42,831 cherry Jell-O you've been saving for yourself. 44 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,006 Hey, Uncle Frank, what'd you do? 45 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,921 Throw the Jell-O at JT? 46 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,882 Here's a letter from the college 47 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,102 addressed to the parents of J.T. Lambert. 48 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:55,670 That's probably for me, that's the, football tickets 49 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,933 I bought for this weekend's game. 50 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,022 But why would they send them to me? 51 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,850 Well, I guess they wanted to let you know 52 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:03,199 I was going to that game. 53 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:06,724 Give me that. 54 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:16,691 JT, this is an academic probation notice. 55 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,954 That's gotta be some kind of mistake, man. 56 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:22,044 I mean, they only send that to losers and slackers. I mean... 57 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,445 It says here you've got two Ds 58 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,055 an F and an incomplete. 59 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:45,154 Buddy, you got problems. 60 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:49,985 JT, how did this happen? 61 00:04:50,072 --> 00:04:51,639 College is really unfair, I mean, you're supposed 62 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,118 to show up and turn in your homework 63 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,859 even though nobody is checking up on you. 64 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,732 I mean, they treat you like you're an adult. 65 00:04:57,819 --> 00:04:58,994 I can't work that way. 66 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,040 This is not funny, JT. 67 00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,651 I've got six other kids 68 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:07,132 I've gotta put through college. 69 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:10,614 if you don't try and do better than this. 70 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:13,356 If you don't buckle down and try better in school, 71 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,619 I'm gonna yank you out and make you get a job. 72 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,234 Bummer. 73 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,933 Hey, look at the bright side JT, man. Ha ha. 74 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,978 With grades like that, you'll never get a job. 75 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:38,599 Girls, I was just reading the most interesting article 76 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:41,428 in this magazine. It's about this teenage girl 77 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,473 who didn't wait 78 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,301 until she was married 79 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,521 and it ruined her entire life. 80 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:52,613 Well, gee, mom, I wish I had seen that article 81 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,397 six to eight weeks ago. 82 00:05:58,227 --> 00:05:59,359 Just kidding! 83 00:06:02,710 --> 00:06:03,928 Hey, guys. You know my friend, Tina. 84 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,366 -Yeah, hi. -Hi. 85 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,411 Carol, we have a big favor to ask you. 86 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,458 -Sure. -Can you shave our heads? 87 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,373 And dye our scalps purple? 88 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,766 Is there some reason for this sudden interest 89 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,551 in looking like circus freaks? 90 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,815 We're just tired of blending in 91 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,295 with all these other girls at school, you know. 92 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,689 They're all boring and lame-o. 93 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,562 You know, like Dana and Karen. 94 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,565 I'll shave your head off. 95 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,307 Maybe we could get tattoos. 96 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,964 Yeah, tattoos are really cool. 97 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:42,271 tattooing or any other aftermarket alterations done 98 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:50,540 to your bodies, okay? 99 00:07:01,856 --> 00:07:03,248 Keep it down. Studying in here. 100 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:09,733 JT, it's you. 101 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,561 No, man, I just dozed off. 102 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:14,390 I've been studying this stuff about five hours. 103 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,087 Five hours? That's impressive. 104 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,133 I had no idea you learned how to tell time. 105 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:23,617 Yeah, well, you're just a stupidhead. 106 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:27,098 I'm very good when I first wake up. 107 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,102 -JT. -Hey, Rich. 108 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,148 -How's that broken foot? -What broken foot? 109 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,541 Fine, fine, fine. 110 00:07:34,628 --> 00:07:37,369 Listen, I just brought us something 111 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,676 that's gonna make us both very happy. 112 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,331 I have in my hand tomorrow's history test 113 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:44,289 complete with answers. 114 00:07:44,376 --> 00:07:45,900 Man, where did you get that? 115 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,555 Remember the money I was saving up for a tutor? 116 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,339 I bought a cheat sheet instead. 117 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,210 And I made you a copy. 118 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:55,344 - Man, you got the answers? - Yeah. 119 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:56,650 Look, man, look, I don't wanna use that. 120 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,390 I don't wanna cheat. Here. 121 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,870 Why not? 122 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:01,698 Because I have been studying. 123 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,268 Studying? That's a good one. "I've been studying." 124 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,840 like a thousand times. I think I finally got it down. 125 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,059 JT, your, your dad is gonna pull you 126 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,800 out of school if you flunk this test. 127 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:18,672 This is no time to start relying on your brain. 128 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:23,328 Rich, I am telling you, man, I am ready for this test. 129 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,374 Stop that! Geez! 130 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,683 Now, look, all I'm saying is why take a chance? 131 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,336 We have a sure thing right here, man. 132 00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:32,642 I mean, think about it. 133 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,471 Here, sure thing. Here, big gamble. 134 00:08:38,126 --> 00:08:40,520 Forget it, Rich, I am not usin' this thing, alright? 135 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,130 JT, you are passing up a chance of a lifetime. 136 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:43,435 Opportunity is knocking. 137 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,394 For God sake, man, answer the door! 138 00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,919 Rich, rela-relax, man, relax. 139 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,704 For the first time in my life I'm doin' something right. 140 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,270 I'm not gonna screw it up. 141 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:53,707 Fine, fine, go ahead. 142 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:57,667 Take the test legit. See if I care. 143 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,321 is not college material anyway. 144 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:10,288 -Yes, yes, yes. -What's up, JT? 145 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,073 Finally figured out that little hole in your underpants 146 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,509 goes in the front? 147 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:23,911 No, but check this out. 148 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,481 Question is, do you know what that is? 149 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,701 And can you name a word that begins with that letter? 150 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,705 I could think of two. 151 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,881 Bite me, Barky. 152 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,191 So, what was this, a true and false test 153 00:09:43,278 --> 00:09:47,195 and you guessed and got lucky? 154 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,589 All 500 pages. 155 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,114 What's this? 156 00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,245 I don't know, what is it? 157 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,075 Looks like a cheat sheet. 158 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:00,774 Complete with the answers. 159 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,385 Hey, hey, th-that's not mine. 160 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,953 Let me guess, LAPD planted it on you. 161 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,436 No. Look, you don't understand. 162 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,656 Well, Rich Halke offered to me, but I turned it down 163 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,093 because I studied for the test. 164 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,618 JT, yeah, right! 165 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:19,923 -I'm telling you-- -I can't believe you. 166 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,533 You're the worst cheater I've ever met. 167 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,928 -I'm tellin'-- -No, first of all... 168 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,670 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey. Hey. 169 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,633 I got a B on my history test, so Dana accused me of cheating 170 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,722 because this fell out of the book. 171 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,814 What is this? 172 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:41,945 It's a cheat sheet. 173 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,646 You had a cheat sheet? 174 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,560 Well, yeah, bu-but it's not mine. 175 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,480 JT, I just thought of another word that begins with B. 176 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,743 Busted. 177 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,835 Dad, come on, man, I swear, i-it belongs to my friend Rich. 178 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,227 He must have left his book here by mistake. 179 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:06,143 Knock it off, JT. 180 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,623 But, dad, I'm tellin' you the truth. 181 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,277 Really, which truth is that, son? 182 00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:11,235 Is it the truth you told me about the Jell-O 183 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,629 or is it the truth you told me about the probation letter? 184 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:17,807 -Dad, this is different. -No. 185 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,287 out of school, and you're gettin' a job. 186 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:30,037 Guys, I need to borrow the car keys. 187 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,473 Where you going? 188 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,997 I don't have to tell you everything. 189 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,130 I know what she won't tell us. 190 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,218 She's gonna go do something stupid. 191 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,480 Like get her head shaved. 192 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,616 You're gonna go get a tattoo, aren't you? 193 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,403 Look-look, just give me the keys, alright? 194 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,540 Well, only if you guys tell her! 195 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,717 Look, just promise me you're not gonna tell her. 196 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,680 Thank you so much. I owe you guys big time. 197 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,248 Well, hey, what are sisters for, right? 198 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,732 Let's go tell mom. 199 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,954 But you just promised you wouldn't. 200 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,043 Well, we'll have to tell her in some other way then 201 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,393 because there are some things she has to know about. 202 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,221 No, wait. 203 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,093 You're not gonna tell her about that dream I had 204 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,139 about me and Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt 205 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,359 and Antonio Banderas at the beach, are you? 206 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,537 No, no, that one's too good. 207 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:50,247 -Mom. -Yeah? 208 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,336 Okay, what is it? 209 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:56,297 I just wanted to tell you that I would never get a tattoo. 210 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,821 Me neither. 211 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,083 And neither would Lily. 212 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,263 ...that makes three of the four girls in this house 213 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,612 that are not getting tattoos. 214 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,447 We would check with Al, but she is downtown 215 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:17,971 where there's a tattoo parlor. 216 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,190 Thank you. 217 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,586 Feed the baby, put her down for a nap. 218 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,718 And, she likes to hear a story 219 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,981 while she's having lunch. 220 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:33,160 -Okay, Lily. -Come here, Lil. 221 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:36,598 Here's the story about the beautiful princess 222 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,514 and the day she spent at the beach with Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt 223 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,691 and Antonio Banderas. 224 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,129 In speedos. 225 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,620 Al? 226 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,406 Man, I should've known better than to trust 227 00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,669 the blab sisters. 228 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:08,108 Look, Al, I know you're trying to find a way to stand out 229 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,762 but I really don't think a tattoo is the answer. 230 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,112 It's a very permanent thing-- 231 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:16,116 So what? 232 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,857 But what if you change your mind later on? 233 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,293 I mean, this is something you could regret 234 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,339 the rest of your life. 235 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,602 No, I'm just telling you this because it's true. 236 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,777 Yeah? How would you know? 237 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,780 Because I-I-I, I know. 238 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,479 That's a great answer. 239 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,095 I got a tattoo. 240 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,493 and I've never seen a tattoo. 241 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,931 Yeah, well, it's not exactly in a place that gets a lot of sun. 242 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,285 -You're bluffing. -I wish. 243 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,292 My God! 244 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,035 Who's Wolfie? 245 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,474 He was a foreign exchange student I dated 246 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,911 when I was in high school. 247 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,044 His name was Wolfgang Reinhardt. 248 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,699 He told me that tattoos were very stylish in Europe. 249 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,961 So I got one. 250 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:24,880 Then a month later he dumped me 251 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,621 Guess you would've been better off 252 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,231 just getting an ID bracelet? 253 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,583 Look, Al, I know when you're young 254 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,455 things seem like a good idea 255 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,979 but you really have to ask yourself one question. 256 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,938 Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life 257 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,940 with graffiti all over your body? 258 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,949 Well, I guess I don't. 259 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,863 Well, then come on, let's get outta here. 260 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,435 - Carol? - Yeah? 261 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,090 -Can I ask you something? -Sure. 262 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,745 What does my dad think of your tattoo? 263 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,443 Well, he's okay with it, actually. 264 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,445 As long as I call him Wolfie. 265 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,714 I am sorry I asked. 266 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,506 Hey, Cody, what are you doin', man? 267 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,030 Hey, hey, I'm using some Buttercup Girl cookies 268 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,076 in my favorite recipes, man. 269 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,556 Dig it. Cookie tuna casserole. 270 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:38,388 -What's that? -Well... 271 00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:39,955 Yeah. 272 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,392 All right! 273 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:48,572 So what's with the long face, man? 274 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,097 You look like you're dragging lower than Bill Clinton's butt 275 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,837 after a trip to McDonald's, man. 276 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,406 I don't know, I just don't understand why my dad 277 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,452 doesn't think I'm telling the truth about this test. 278 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,454 Yeah. 279 00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,283 Well, hey, man, maybe it'll help if we, look at things 280 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,545 from Uncle Frank's point of view. 281 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,939 Hey, dig it. 282 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,551 And I'm gonna try and grab ahold of his perspective. 283 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,381 Dude, cool chair, man. 284 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:22,345 Sorry, okay, back to the business at hand. 285 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,826 Now, let's pretend I'm Uncle Frank. 286 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,176 You're my son. Okay. 287 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,048 Now, since you've started talking 288 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:31,920 you lied to me pretty much every chance you got. 289 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,878 That'll be like when you drew on the wall with your crayons 290 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,925 you blamed it on your little sister. 291 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,927 And when you broke the lamp in the living room, 292 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:43,105 you blamed it on your brother. 293 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,544 Dude, this doesn't look good for you. 294 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,288 So what are you saying? That I'm a no-good lying weasel? 295 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,769 Dude, that's a pretty harsh thing to say. 296 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,989 Unfortunately, it's the truth. 297 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,211 Well, thanks a lot, Cody, I thought you were my friend. 298 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,127 Dude, I am your friend, bro... 299 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,956 Well, again, man, if you want people to believe in you 300 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,828 you kinda gotta tell the truth on a regular basis. 301 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:17,008 I'm sure you two guys got a lot to talk about. 302 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,054 I'm gonna run down to the Szechuan Palace 303 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,187 see if they wanna buy one of my recipes off of me. 304 00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,363 Dig it. Kung Pao Cookies. 305 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,367 I love this. 306 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,022 Hey, dad, I-I gotta talk to you. 307 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,634 Look, I know I don't exactly have the best track record 308 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,505 in the book when it comes to telling the truth 309 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:36,941 but, dad, you gotta believe me this time, man. 310 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,030 I did not cheat on the test. 311 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,250 Then what were those answers doing in your book? 312 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,426 It wasn't my book. It was my friend's book. 313 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,559 JT, you can do better than that. 314 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,430 That's an excuse out of the fourth grade. 315 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,215 Like my dog ate my homework. 316 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,868 Dad, I know it sounds lame, but this time 317 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,088 you have to believe me. 318 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,873 Son, I have spent a lot of time wanting to believe you. 319 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,488 I'm not sure there's a reason to believe you. 320 00:19:08,712 --> 00:19:10,758 -Hey, Mr. L. -Hey-Hey, R. 321 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,196 Hey, look, man, I'm kinda busy right now 322 00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,806 so I'll just talk to you later, okay? 323 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,939 Yeah, no problem, I-I just came to bring 324 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,506 your, your history book back. 325 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,072 I think I left mine here by mistake the other day? 326 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,425 Yeah, your book's right over there, man. 327 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:27,166 Thank you. 328 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,298 Geez, I'm sorry I got our books mixed up. 329 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,045 Well, see ya! 330 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,528 See ya. 331 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,401 So... 332 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:48,448 It was his book? 333 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,189 Yup. 334 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,452 Boy. 335 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:55,324 JT, when you're a parent 336 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,587 you, you make a lot of mistakes. 337 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,334 -It's okay, dad. -No, it's not okay. 338 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:08,076 You were telling the truth. I pretty much called you a liar. 339 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,339 I'm sorry. 340 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,950 It's not your fault, dad, I... 341 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:17,128 I mean, for 20 years I have been pretty much of a liar. 342 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,043 If I were you, I, wouldn't believe me either. 343 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,961 From right now, clean slate. 344 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,965 -Yeah. -Hey, you know what? 345 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,967 I am starving and I have stashed away 346 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,055 a submarine sandwich. 347 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:32,361 You wanna split it? 348 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:33,493 Dad? 349 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,587 You ate it, didn't you? 350 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,634 Yeah. 351 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:46,549 Why don't I take you out for a pizza? 352 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:51,902 Let's go, kid. Come on. 353 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,655 Don't got milk. 354 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,973 -Hi, Mr. Cody. -Hey, there, little Buttercup. 355 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,932 I just finished up the last of your delicious cookies. 356 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,370 Here. This is for you. 357 00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:27,198 Thanks to all the cookies you bought, I won a trip to Hawaii. 358 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:34,118 Well, you know the Buttercups 359 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,642 I know, that's why I wanted to tell you 360 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,165 about this month's special. 361 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,648 We're selling Peanut Brittle. 362 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,781 If you buy three boxes, I get a pencil case. 363 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:48,481 If you buy ten boxes, I get a book bag. 364 00:21:48,568 --> 00:21:50,178 -If you buy a hundred-- -Alright. 365 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:58,839 Hey, little dudettes, Codeman's got visa! 366 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,410 There you go.