1 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,528 Hey, you guys. 2 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,095 I came up with a product. 3 00:00:08,182 --> 00:00:11,054 It's gonna full-on make me a millionaire, okay? 4 00:00:11,141 --> 00:00:13,448 Heh. It's totally original and unique, all right? 5 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:14,666 It's gonna blow you away. 6 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:17,800 I call it "greeting cards." 7 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:23,414 I don't think you're the first one 8 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:24,589 out of the chute with that idea. 9 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:29,203 Yeah, right. Well, sure. 10 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,379 Hah. But what about all those other holidays 11 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:33,468 that other people don't give a hoot about, right? 12 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,426 Dig it, that's where my greeting cards come in. 13 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,437 Cody, this is a hamburger. 14 00:00:46,524 --> 00:00:47,917 Ha! Correction, little cuz. 15 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,006 That's a greeting card 16 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:53,183 for National Fast Food Workers Appreciation Day. 17 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,142 Look at the beef patty, man. 18 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:56,534 I carved in a little inscription. 19 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:03,759 "Roses are red, violets are black. 20 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:05,239 "Thanks for washing your hands 21 00:01:05,326 --> 00:01:07,023 "before you make my Big Mac." 22 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,155 That's it. 23 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,316 Well, Frank, 24 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:25,101 if I'd known all these couples are... 25 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,929 I mean, really, we look old enough to be their parents. 26 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,410 Come on, honey, we are not that old, okay? 27 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,023 Mrs. Lambert? 28 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,851 Hi, I'm Patti Richardson. 29 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,419 I was in Buttercup Girls with Dana. 30 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:39,594 You were my den mother. 31 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:43,424 Well... 32 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,253 Well, boy, look at you. 33 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,908 All grown up. And with a baby. 34 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:52,868 - Frank. - What? 35 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,261 This is Patti Richardson. 36 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:56,350 She was in Buttercups with Dana. 37 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,916 Hi, nice to meet you. 38 00:02:58,003 --> 00:03:00,615 And this is my husband, Skippy. 39 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:02,269 Skippy. 40 00:03:02,356 --> 00:03:04,358 And this is our son, Skippy Junior. 41 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:09,145 This must be Dana's little cutie pie. 42 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:12,061 Well, actually, she's our little cutie pie. 43 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,543 You two had a baby? 44 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:16,848 No way! 45 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:20,591 Well, luckily, Medicare paid for it. 46 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,553 You know, I saw a Sally Jessy about this. 47 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,556 I think it was called "Women Who Have Babies In Their Twilight Years." 48 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:31,863 Isn't that nice? 49 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:36,999 Okay, everybody, welcome to family playtime. 50 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,914 The first thing I want to do 51 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:42,134 is have everybody give Mr. Playtime a great big kiss. 52 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,440 Well, hello, Mr. Playtime. 53 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,923 Frank, I think she means the children. 54 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,752 I'm sorry, it is my first time. 55 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:53,407 Don't worry about it, we're just glad you're here. 56 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:55,278 It's always nice to meet the grandparents. 57 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:59,978 Actually, we're the parents. 58 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:04,766 Well... 59 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,812 Okay, let's move along to our first family playtime activity, 60 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:12,513 horsey races. 61 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,603 And mommies, you hold the babies in the saddle. 62 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:20,085 Geez, my back! 63 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,324 Woo! 64 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:45,285 Yes, two more graduates of the Ace Ventura Charm School. 65 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:47,896 All righty, then. 66 00:04:54,859 --> 00:04:57,340 Darn it all to heck! 67 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,907 Stand back, everybody. 68 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:02,171 Snow White's having a meltdown. 69 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,956 I'm sorry you had to witness that outburst of foul language. 70 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,829 But I'm so ticked off at Tiffany Fisher. 71 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:09,787 Isn't Tiffany Fisher one of your best friends? 72 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:15,880 She knew that I had my heart set 73 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,535 She got him to ask her instead. 74 00:05:18,622 --> 00:05:19,710 Darn. 75 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,016 Darn, double darn! 76 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,759 You know, chicks are always back-stabbin' each other. 77 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:27,022 Another example of how men are superior to women. 78 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:32,636 Another pearl of wisdom from Spud the talking potato. 79 00:05:34,725 --> 00:05:36,684 Look, all I'm saying is, guys would never 80 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:39,251 trash a friendship over some stupid chick. 81 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,732 Exactly, J.T., buds are thicker than babes. 82 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,865 Yeah. 83 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,128 Yeah, right, all some girl would have to do 84 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,956 is come in here and bat her eyelashes 85 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,827 and the two of you would be at each other's throats. 86 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:55,006 There is no girl who could ever 87 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,400 come between me and my buddy Rich. 88 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:58,880 Right on, J.T. 89 00:05:58,967 --> 00:05:59,968 You're beautiful, man. 90 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,404 I love you, buddy. 91 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,543 Come on, man, let's go watch some tube. 92 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,588 Bikini Carwash. 93 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,460 Maybe we'll see some nifty headlights. 94 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,812 Can you believe those jerks? 95 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,380 God, I would love to blow a hole in their 96 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,426 stupid "Buds are thicker than babes" theory. 97 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:29,693 I've got an idea. 98 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,565 What is it? 99 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:34,829 No, no, we couldn't. It's too mean, it's cruel. 100 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,352 J.T. and Rich would be humiliated. 101 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:37,440 Let's do it. 102 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:48,538 Hey, Uncle Frank, dude. 103 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,975 Check it out, man. I got a new greeting card. 104 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:53,195 It's for National B.O. Day? 105 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,851 Cody, this is a can of deodorant. 106 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,200 Well, yeah, dude, take off the cap. 107 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,680 Look inside, bro. 108 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:01,421 It's gonna blow you away. 109 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,815 "Roses are red. 110 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:07,078 "Carnations are pink. 111 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:09,385 "I love you, man, but, dude, you stink." 112 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,435 I'll take two. 113 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,219 I got a couple of French guys working in my crew. 114 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,960 All right. 115 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,658 All right, double stinker for Uncle Frank. 116 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:27,272 Frank. 117 00:07:27,359 --> 00:07:28,970 You know, the ones from our playtime class. 118 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:31,668 And they want us to get together with them Saturday night. 119 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,715 Kenny and Bonnie, which ones are they? 120 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,239 has the bad back just like you. 121 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,067 Anyway, they want us to go to the Cobra Pit. 122 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,677 Cobra pit, What's a cobra pit? 123 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,592 Uncle Frank, man, it's like the coolest 124 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:44,594 new grunge rock club in town, man. 125 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,378 Hey, besides, hey, you get a chance to see 126 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,423 People Puking Their Guts Out. 127 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,949 Why would I wanna see that? 128 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,560 'Cause that's the name of the band. 129 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:55,692 People Puking Their Guts Out. 130 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:56,824 They're like the coolest new 131 00:07:56,911 --> 00:07:59,043 grunge rock band around, man, heh. 132 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,392 Hey, a word to the wise, old man. 133 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,568 You don't wanna sit in the front row 134 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:02,656 unless you're wearing a poncho. 135 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:11,403 Well, I know it's not our kind of place 136 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,188 I just don't want our daughter growing up 137 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,756 thinking her parents are a couple of old fuddy-duddies. 138 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,541 Hey, hey, hey, I am not a fuddy-duddy. 139 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:21,588 All right, okay, what is Hootie and the Blowfish? 140 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,635 It is what's on Discovery Channel 141 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:26,897 after Shark Week. 142 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:29,857 Fuddy-duddy. 143 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:36,516 Frank, Hootie and the Blowfish just happens to be 144 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,692 the biggest, hippest rock band in the country. 145 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,216 And you would know that if you watch MTV 146 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,478 like I did this morning. 147 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,262 Okay, I'll go. 148 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,438 Okay, I'll call. 149 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:50,704 -Hey, Cody. -Dude. 150 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:52,662 Bro, just wear what you're wearin' now. 151 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,578 But, two minor adjustments I would make... 152 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,537 Rip that down here and... 153 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,626 Yeah, you're cool. Hey. 154 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,802 Put a little spit in you hair, you'll be stylin'. 155 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:04,935 Come on, Uncle Frank. 156 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,894 The chicks will be all over you. 157 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,294 Are you eating candy in here or something? 158 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:17,731 It smells like fruit. 159 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,646 No, man, those are Lilly's pacifiers. 160 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,212 They're pretty good, they come in fruit flavors. 161 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,915 Are you out of your mind? 162 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,743 No, they're really good, here. 163 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:30,874 Check it out, this one's strawberry. 164 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,833 Knock yourself out, man. 165 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,589 Good, the boys are up from their naps. 166 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,986 We were just testing, Lilly's pacifiers. 167 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,814 You know, safety reasons. Right? 168 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,163 Yeah. 169 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,643 Wow. 170 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,949 Dana, you didn't tell me 171 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,212 this is where all the cute guys hang out. 172 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,910 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just infested with them. 173 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:10,348 This is J.T., my stepbrother 174 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:13,656 and his wacky sidekick, Rich Halke. 175 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,572 Hi, I'm Brandi. 176 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,662 Brandi, ha-ha, that rhymes with handy. 177 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,143 And candy. 178 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,187 That too. 179 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,754 And Rich Halke. 180 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,061 It's a pleasure to meet you. 181 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,279 The sweater's all mine. 182 00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:29,803 Pleasure's all mine. 183 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,633 The sweater's a pleasure. 184 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,635 It's a pleasure-sweater. 185 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:37,637 Um... 186 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:43,468 Brandi, why don't you have a seat 187 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,652 - So... - Brandi. 188 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:58,179 Into astronomy? Yeah, me too. 189 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,789 I'm a Virgo. 190 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,314 That's astrology, you moron. 191 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:06,491 Astronomy is the study of the astronauts. 192 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,497 You know, I'm kind of thirsty. 193 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,499 Is there any chance I can get something cool to drink? 194 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,023 I'll get it. 195 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,372 You're not gettin' nothing, it's my house! 196 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:22,464 I'll get the glass. 197 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,988 Don't call me peewee, I hate it when you call me that! 198 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,429 Wow, you were right, they fell for it. 199 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,649 Of course, they fell for it, are you kidding? 200 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,086 Those morons would have to study all night to pass a urine test. 201 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,059 Hey, J.T. 202 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,454 Don't ask me why, but for some reason 203 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,935 Brandi Hartman has not stopped talking about you. 204 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:00,458 Really? 205 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:05,115 Go figure. 206 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:13,080 "J.T., I want you. Call me. Hurry. Brandi." 207 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,777 God, I gotta call her! 208 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,913 Yup, J.T. Lambert's about to step 209 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,219 into the big leagues of love, ha! 210 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,700 Ho-ho, you're about to step into it, all right. 211 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:33,491 Hello, Brandi. 212 00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,189 Well, look, what do you say we go out tonight? 213 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,758 You can't? Why not? 214 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:44,720 Rich Halke? 215 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,027 Well, he's lying. I don't have any secrets. 216 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,942 I am too anatomically correct. 217 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,903 Well... 218 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,426 Then there's a few things you need to know 219 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,341 before you go out with Rich. 220 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,868 Well, yeah, for starters 221 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:02,999 Yeah, it's bad-- 222 00:13:03,086 --> 00:13:04,435 Get off the phone! 223 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,437 Hey, he's lying, he's just jealous. 224 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,613 You know how guys get about that... 225 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,572 So what? He wears his mom's underpants. 226 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:11,703 I'll call you back. 227 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:15,055 You slime ball! 228 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,447 Where'd you get off telling Brandi 229 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,798 I dress in my mom's panties? 230 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,712 Hey, you told her I don't have all my guy parts, man. 231 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,192 You stink! 232 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,890 -Me? -Yeah, man. 233 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,935 I finally find a chick who's got the hots for me 234 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:28,024 and you go behind my back and try to screw it up. 235 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,157 Hots for you? Brandi's got the hots for me. 236 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:35,597 - Yeah? - Yes! 237 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,426 "J.T., I want you. Call me. Hurry." 238 00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:48,436 Um, I got the exact same note. 239 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,352 Dana gave it to me after class. 240 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,310 Wait a minute. 241 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:55,008 Dana gave me my note, too. 242 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,621 someone's trying to make us the butt of their joke? 243 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,930 Yeah, and Barky is the butt master. 244 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,066 This really ticks me off. 245 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,329 I can't believe we fell for this! 246 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,505 Yeah, well, like they say, Rich... 247 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,509 Don't get mad, we get even. 248 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,730 I like the way you think, buddy. 249 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,037 Between the two of us, we've got one brain. 250 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,705 Woo! 251 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,971 Carol, isn't this place righteous? 252 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,408 Yeah, totally ragin'. 253 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,496 My God. 254 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,976 Excuse me. 255 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,455 Excuse me, coming through. 256 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,632 Ho-ho, excuse me, excuse me. 257 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,243 Excuse me, thank you. 258 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,636 I love your hair, Carol, it's like... 259 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:01,378 So filthy. 260 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,598 Yeah, well, it took four hours to get it this way. 261 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,255 I think there's something wrong with the speakers, 262 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:12,085 they sound blown out! 263 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,435 It's a big hit, it's called Train Wreck. 264 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:19,919 Hank Williams. 265 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,662 Don't you listen to anyone a little younger? 266 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,838 Hank Williams, Jr. 267 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,451 He's so funny. 268 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,676 They're playing Nails On A Chalkboard. 269 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,984 I love this song! 270 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,159 What's crunch dancing? 271 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,118 Come on, we'll show you. 272 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,252 You just kinda stretch... 273 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,254 Just crunch. 274 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,343 Hey, hey, hey, listen. 275 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,477 You wanna fight? We can take it outside, pal. 276 00:15:56,564 --> 00:16:00,089 He's not fighting, Frank, he just wants to crunch with you. 277 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,351 Hey, little man! 278 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,310 You're starting to tick me off. 279 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,273 Fun? I think these people are rioting here... 280 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,971 Come on, Frank! 281 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,624 Just go with the flow. 282 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,767 my back. 283 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:28,552 New dance! 284 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,524 Here we go. 285 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:44,655 Thanks. 286 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,138 It's too bad you guys have to call it a night. 287 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,574 It's only 3:00 a.m. 288 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,576 Yeah, sorry I'm so beat. 289 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,970 I just over-crunched at the club. 290 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,060 Bummer. 291 00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,192 down at Sheboygan. 292 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,368 It's called Hell. 293 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,807 Well, I'll tell you what. 294 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:09,115 Why don't the two of you just go to Hell without us? 295 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,946 Okay, cool. 296 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,428 Well, I'd walk you to the door 297 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,908 but I'm getting kinda cramped up. 298 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,736 So, bye. 299 00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:23,912 Well, then I guess we'll just see you in class nest week. 300 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,742 Bye. 301 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830 Bye. 302 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,402 Well... I thought 303 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,840 that was an interesting evening. 304 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:45,673 Carol, I was punched, I was kicked, 305 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,370 and some freak bit me on the ankle 306 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,329 and asked me out for cappuccino. 307 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,683 Well, okay, I guess it was a little strange. 308 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,772 But I just don't want Lilly growing up thinking her parents 309 00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,470 are a couple of boring geezers. 310 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:06,781 Carol. 311 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,653 we're a couple of boring old geezers. 312 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,960 Mick Jagger's kids think he's a boring old geezer. 313 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,660 Yeah, I guess we should just be who we are? 314 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:20,925 Yeah. 315 00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,624 My 18 hour bra gave up on me three hours ago. 316 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,021 I'm sick of you, peewee! 317 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,591 Don't call me "peewee!" 318 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,594 I'll call you whatever I want, you traitor. 319 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:41,946 What's the problem, guys? 320 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,687 Yes, why don't you tell this big goon 321 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:47,169 to stay away from Brandi? 322 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,563 Yeah, right. 323 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,436 want with a dipstick like you? 324 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,395 Guys, whatever happened 325 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,092 to "Buds are thicker than babes?" 326 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,094 Well, that was before I found out 327 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,227 J.T was such a low life scuzzbucket. 328 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,099 If you'll excuse me, I'm outta here. 329 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,318 Don't you leave! 330 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,581 Get back over here! 331 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,805 Take it back! 332 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,851 No way, scuzzbucket! 333 00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,462 You're gonna pay for that, pal. 334 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,074 That hurt! 335 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,293 You think that hurt? 336 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,252 Well, wait till you feel this. 337 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,776 No-no, J.T., put down the shovel, man. 338 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,431 Now, come on, you're scarin' me. 339 00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,910 No! No! 340 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,572 Rich! Rich! Wake up! 341 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,922 Wake up, man! Rich, God! 342 00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:47,882 Dana, you gotta help me! 343 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:51,015 What did you do? 344 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,757 and I lost my mind and... 345 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:54,932 and now he's not breathing. 346 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,978 We gotta do something. 347 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,284 Do you know CPR? 348 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,156 Well, yeah, of course. 349 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,245 Go help him, I'll call 911. 350 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,986 My God. 351 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,117 Yes. 352 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,340 Well, he's got a heartbeat. Rich, come on. 353 00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,734 Come on, breathe for me. Breathe, come on, Rich. 354 00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:15,562 The paramedics are on their way. 355 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,477 He's got a pulse, but he's not breathing. 356 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,000 God, we're losing him. 357 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,307 Dana, Dana, do something! 358 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,873 Give him, mouth to mouth. Hurry, hurry. 359 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,571 Right, right, okay. Okay. 360 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:29,271 J.T., I'm so sorry, this is all my fault. 361 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:30,794 Okay, just don't talk, just keep breathing! 362 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:34,711 Keep breathing! 363 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,236 Shut up, don't talk, save him, save my little buddy! 364 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,335 I am alive! 365 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:54,470 Dana, you did it, it's a miracle. 366 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,342 You brought my buddy back! 367 00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:57,821 And I got it all on film. 368 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:01,260 You! 369 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,479 You're despicable! 370 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,003 Don't forget brilliant. 371 00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,918 That's right, Dana, you know, you are one hot little kisser. 372 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,833 I bet you could bring lots of guys back to life. 373 00:21:13,097 --> 00:21:14,098 Where are you goin'? 374 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,752 Inside, to boil my lips! 375 00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:20,104 She likes me. 376 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,332 Hey, you guys know where I could find some matches? 377 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,203 Um, try the drawer right there. 378 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,292 Right on. 379 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:36,817 What do you need 'em for? 380 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,819 National Demolition Workers Day. 381 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:44,346 Yeah, man, you know... 382 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,000 who serve mankind by wrappin' the yellow tape 383 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,523 around condemned buildings and then blowing them 384 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,046 to kingdom come. 385 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,312 Talk about your explosive ideas. 386 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:55,183 I love it. 387 00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:01,494 Nah. 388 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:10,198 Ho-ho-ho. Yeah. 389 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:11,504 That worked great.