1 00:00:04,874 --> 00:00:05,918 Hey, dude. 2 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,797 -What's up, Code? -Hey, what's happening? 3 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,234 Not too much, man. I'm looking for a job 4 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:20,150 but the only thing I'm qualified for is telephone sales. 5 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:21,804 So what's wrong with that? 6 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,981 They want me to sell hearing aids over the phone. 7 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,722 No way, there's gotta be something better than that. 8 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:28,593 Let me take a look. 9 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,814 Do you have any knowledge of word processing 10 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,946 or any other computer skills? 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,471 I got to level 9 on Donkey Kong. 12 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:40,388 Dude, I don't think that's gonna get you 65 grand a year, though. 13 00:00:40,475 --> 00:00:42,825 Let's see here. 14 00:00:42,912 --> 00:00:44,783 College degree? No. 15 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:46,698 Responsible adult. 16 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,834 Don't think so. 17 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,794 Here's one, dude. Check this out. 18 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:59,885 "Welcome to the exciting world of medical technology." 19 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,366 "If you're willing to submit to virtually painless 20 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,846 "brain experimentation..." 21 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:08,329 Look, "You can earn up to five bucks an hour." 22 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,159 No way, man. 23 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,378 Dude, you're on your own. 24 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:16,554 I know a good job when I see one. 25 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,037 Man, I'm gonna go see if I can get my brain a job. 26 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:38,158 -Hi, honey. -Hi. 27 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,682 - Look what I got you. - Flowers? 28 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,901 -Yeah, and? -Candy. 29 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:43,989 Yeah, your favorite. 30 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,340 Okay, what's wrong? 31 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:50,735 Come on, can't a guy just bring his wife 32 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:52,737 flowers and candy? 33 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,087 And, and, and a $10 bill. 34 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,265 Okay, Frank, spill it. 35 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,442 Well, my mother's coming for a visit... 36 00:03:01,529 --> 00:03:03,008 God! 37 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,533 Well, honey, she just wants to see the baby. 38 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,361 That's just an excuse. 39 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,928 The real reason she comes is to make me miserable. 40 00:03:10,015 --> 00:03:11,843 You know, I say black, she says white. 41 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,584 I say high, she says low. 42 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,282 She contradicts everything I say. 43 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:17,371 -No, she doesn't. -See, you're just like her. 44 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,202 Well, I can't just call her up and tell her not to come. 45 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,551 Why not? 46 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,117 Because that's her now. 47 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,514 You knew she was coming, Frank, and you didn't tell me. 48 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,864 That's right, because I knew you would act exactly like this. 49 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:34,344 Yeah, well, if she starts telling me what to do 50 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,650 I am not gonna be nice to her. 51 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:36,868 You just do anything you want. 52 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,914 -Fine. Fine. -Fine. Fine. 53 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,568 -Hi! -Hi! 54 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,706 How nice to see you. 55 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,665 I hope I'm not arriving at a bad time. 56 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,363 No, no, no, no. You're always welcome here. 57 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,236 - Hi, ma. - Frank. 58 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:59,369 -How's my sweet little angel? -Well, I'm fine. 59 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:02,503 Not you, the baby. Where's my newest granddaughter? 60 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,200 Yeah, she's upstairs. Come on in, ma. 61 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,724 Hey, everybody, Nanna's here! Come on down. 62 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,031 They are gonna be so surprised to see you. 63 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,294 Hi, Nanna. 64 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:14,254 This can't be Brendan. 65 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,256 You're so big. It must be JT. 66 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:19,041 Nope, it's me! And guess what. I made the honor roll. 67 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,564 You're right. You're not JT. 68 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:26,657 Hi, grandma.helen/.com. 69 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,442 Grandma-dot-what? 70 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,357 We've been exchanging e-mail. 71 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:32,272 And we've even surfed the internet together. 72 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:33,925 By the way, thanks for downloading 73 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,405 Teri Hatcher's picture for me. 74 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,321 I thought it was a baseball player. 75 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:45,328 Look, Lily, it's Nanna. 76 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,679 My! 77 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:51,943 Come to me, my little darling. 78 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,773 Hi, JT. 79 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:57,340 Yeah, Nanna's really cool. 80 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:58,950 She sends you money on your birthday. 81 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,519 Only until you're 18. 82 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,522 Wait a minute... 83 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,917 You mean I'm off the payroll? 84 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,963 But I was countin' on that money. 85 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,401 I still don't have a job yet. 86 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,054 Come on, you guys, go out and get Nanna's luggage. 87 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,665 Bring it in. 88 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,144 Let them do it. They're still getting paid. 89 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,451 Come on, go! 90 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:26,108 She is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 91 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,676 -Well, thank you. -Aw... 92 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:32,070 You know, um, this blanket seems a little rough. 93 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,811 I know it's none of my business, 94 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:36,379 but, what sort of fabric softener are you using? 95 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:38,860 Light And Fluffy. 96 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,383 That's your problem right there. 97 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:45,867 Mommy isn't using a liquid. 98 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:48,043 But have no fear, Nanna's here 99 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:51,873 and Nanna's going to teach Mommy how to do all the right things. 100 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:04,712 Al, if I did my hair like this 101 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,801 and got a really good tan 102 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,368 would I look like Pocahontas? 103 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,545 You're scary. 104 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:14,678 Guys. 105 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:22,643 I just signed us up for a class that every woman should take. 106 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,384 How to tell if a diamond is real? 107 00:06:26,211 --> 00:06:28,083 No. 108 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,390 A woman's self-defense class. 109 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,435 It's taught by the police department. 110 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:35,917 I think it is every woman's responsibility 111 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:39,181 to learn to defend herself against an attacker. 112 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,748 Wait a minute, Dana. 113 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,098 Is this one of those classes where you learn 114 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,970 how to kick a guy in the groin and bring him to his knees? 115 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,191 -Yeah. -Cool, I'm in. 116 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,585 All right! 117 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,065 I don't know. This doesn't sound like much fun. 118 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,807 Karen, this isn't about fun. 119 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:59,157 This is about women standing up and saying, 120 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,159 "We're not gonna be victims any more." 121 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:05,033 It's about the sisterhood banding together and saying, 122 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,774 "Mess with me at your own risk." 123 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,690 Will there be any cute guys there? 124 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:15,217 Sure, it's a self-defense class and mixer. 125 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,093 Man, I'm telling you, this is gonna be 126 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,487 the easiest money I ever made. 127 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,708 Yeah, I got this great gig being a sparring dummy 128 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,536 for some chick self-defense class. 129 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,713 Yeah, yeah, it's taught by the police. 130 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,236 They put me in this padded suit. 131 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,020 I get to attack all the women in the class 132 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,632 while they try and fight me off. 133 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,721 Talk about your dream job? 134 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:48,685 What are you laughin' about? 135 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:51,775 Nothing. 136 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,563 It was just Barky. 137 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:04,527 Okay, Lily, come on, burp for mommy. 138 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:09,314 Carol, sweetie, you don't wanna pat her like that. 139 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:13,231 What you wanna do is rub her back in a circular motion 140 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,407 very gently, like this. 141 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,323 Helen, you know, 142 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:21,457 I do have some experience in burping babies, 143 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,981 and the way you're doing it just doesn't work. 144 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,421 There. 145 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:33,643 That was a good one. 146 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,518 By the way, dear, have you, um, thought about 147 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:40,781 what sort of solid food you want to start her out on? 148 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:43,740 Yeah, I thought I'd start her on carrots. 149 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,700 Really? Have you thought about peas? 150 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:50,660 I started Frank out on peas and he's loved them ever since. 151 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,142 Frank hates peas. 152 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:56,144 Maybe it's the just the way you prepare them. 153 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,714 I'll give you my recipe. 154 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:04,587 Lily's gonna love Nanna's peas. 155 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,982 Not as much as you're gonna love Mommy's carrots. 156 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:13,291 Well, how are my three favorite girls? 157 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,076 Frank, I'm so glad you're here. 158 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,730 Carol and I are just discussing 159 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,036 what sort of solid food to start the baby out on. 160 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,299 Yeah, Frank, I think she should start on carrots, 161 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:24,738 but your mother thinks she should start on peas. 162 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,566 What do you think, Frank? 163 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,958 Yeah, what do you think? 164 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,352 What do I think? 165 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,791 Why, why not both? 166 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,750 Why not both? All goes down the little tube 167 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,099 and ends up in the diaper, anyway. 168 00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,538 Look. You got a letter from the babysitting service, honey. 169 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,671 A babysitter? You got six kids. 170 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,760 What do you need a babysitter for? 171 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,588 Well, I need someone to look after Lily 172 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,719 when I go back to work. 173 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,073 You're going back to work? 174 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,641 Frank, you're not gonna let her go back to work, are you? 175 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:02,210 - He is not letting me do anything. 176 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:05,779 I want to work. I like to work. Tell her, Frank. 177 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,563 she loves to work. 178 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,696 And, and I love her. 179 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:12,394 Yeah, but I love you too. 180 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,396 I just love everybody. 181 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,531 All I'm saying is, I don't feel good 182 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,229 about your going back to work 183 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,448 and having my little granddaughter 184 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:26,234 raised by a complete stranger. 185 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,323 Come on, darling. 186 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,631 You and Nanna are gonna go for a little walk. 187 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,416 Hmph. 188 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:44,513 Well, Uncle Frank, I'd hate to be in your shoes. 189 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,167 Well, I don't blame you, Cody. 190 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:50,258 Who'd want to be caught between his mother and his wife? 191 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:53,957 I didn't mean that. I mean, I hate those shoes, dude. 192 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,090 I mean, yeah, you know. 193 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:59,006 Well, sure, that wife-mom thing is a drag, too, I guess. 194 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,663 -Yo, Codeman! -Hey, hey, hey! 195 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,274 It's Nanna-Nanna-Bo-Bana! 196 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,885 If I had a book, I'd give to grandma. 197 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,409 I love her more than green eggs and ham-a. 198 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,848 What've you been up to? 199 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,154 Well, I have just finished rewashing 200 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,853 all of Lily's clothes with the new fabric softener. 201 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:24,466 Man, Nanna's fabric softener! 202 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,861 Gotta love that? 203 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,558 I'm glad you said that. 204 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,647 I did your sheets too. 205 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,868 Buddy! 206 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:39,307 You're the best Nanna in the whole world. 207 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,484 I'm gonna sleep like a baby tonight. Dude. 208 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,966 Dear. 209 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,839 Frank, after I have finished putting away Lily's clothes 210 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,015 I'm gonna make you a big pot of your favorite pea soup. 211 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,322 Yeah, ma, ma, listen. 212 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:58,892 I, I think we need to have a little talk. 213 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:02,069 If it's about Carol going back to work, I was wrong. 214 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,985 - Really? - Yes. 215 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,639 If she she wants to work, that's her choice. 216 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,729 Well, I'm really glad to hear you say that. 217 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,818 And I'm sorry that I acted so emotionally. 218 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,602 It's just that I... 219 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:16,170 Well, I really couldn't handle the thought 220 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:19,869 of some stranger taking care of my little Lily. 221 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,306 Well, you don't have to worry about that. 222 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,091 But I do. 223 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,920 And that's why I have decided 224 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,009 to move to Port Washington 225 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,533 and be the baby's nanny myself. 226 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,972 Great! 227 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:40,281 I knew you'd be pleased. 228 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,413 I'll let you tell Carol the good news. 229 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,850 She'll flip. 230 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,160 I'm a dead man. 231 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,995 All right, everybody on your feet, 232 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,562 and pretend you're being grabbed at 233 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,259 by an imaginary male attacker. 234 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:06,307 Now remember, it's elbow, stomp, flip, punch! 235 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:08,526 Ready? Go! 236 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,799 Excuse me. Paula Abdul! 237 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,976 This is a self-defense class, it's, not Dance Fever. 238 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,110 I'm just trying to give it some pizazz. 239 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,199 There's no pizazz involved here, sugar-britches. 240 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,072 It's all about survival. That means fighting dirty. 241 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,725 That's bitin', scratchin', 242 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,553 crushin' windpipes and kicking groin. 243 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,078 Yes! Empowerment! 244 00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:39,383 Now I think it's time we practiced 245 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,255 on a real-life dirtbag. 246 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,474 Lambert, get out here. 247 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:56,748 Okay, ladies. 248 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,837 Who wants a piece of me? 249 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,187 Me! Me! Me! Pick me! 250 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,799 What are you guys doing here? 251 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,106 Learning to defend ourselves against vermin like you. 252 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,978 You two know each other? 253 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,198 Sort of. Our parents are married. 254 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:15,463 Well, you'll have to forget about those personal feelings 255 00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,074 and just look at him as some vicious lowlife scumball. 256 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:21,425 I don't think there'll be any problem with that. 257 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:24,385 Alrighty then, let's rumble! Ladies, take a seat. 258 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,388 Foster, come here. 259 00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:32,567 All right, now pretend you're walking down a dark street. 260 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:33,829 Lambert, attack her. 261 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,660 Hyah! 262 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,287 That felt great. 263 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,901 Now listen. Most important thing. 264 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,772 Once you get a guy down, don't let him up. 265 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:04,904 You gotta hit him like this. 266 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,822 Like this? 267 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,958 -I think she's got it now. -Okay. 268 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,786 Nice job, hairball. On your feet. 269 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,355 All right, ladies. Line up. Single file. 270 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,928 God, I feel kind of bad for JT. 271 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,581 Me too. 272 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,235 He looks so fat in that suit. 273 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,630 All right, ladies. 274 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:37,849 The next move we're gonna practice 275 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,764 is something that's guaranteed to stop 276 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,592 your attacker cold in his tracks. 277 00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:42,898 I call it... 278 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:46,858 Ringing the chimes. 279 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,514 And it goes something like this. 280 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,702 That's it. I quit? 281 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:12,928 Ladies, and... 282 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:16,062 Up! Up! Up! Up! 283 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,334 Boy, Nanna's pea soup? 284 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,945 I'm telling you, when God wants pea soup 285 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,992 he gets the recipe from Nanna. 286 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,646 Yeah, I bet he gets a lot of instructions from Nanna. 287 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,389 -Hey, Cody. -Hey, what's up, Uncle Frank? 288 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,305 -Hi, honey. -What are you so happy about? 289 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,525 Well, why shouldn't I be happy 290 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:48,355 when I'm thinkin' about getting my wife a new Cadillac? 291 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,623 You didn't talk to your mother, did you? 292 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,234 Yes, I did. 293 00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,020 And she actually apologized 294 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,544 for even suggesting that you quit your job. 295 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,763 So what'd she say about the nanny? 296 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,591 That's where the Cadillac comes in. 297 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,943 Honey, she wants to move to Port Washington 298 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,380 and be the baby's nanny. 299 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,252 God, you said no, didn't you? 300 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,949 Well, I didn't say yes. 301 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:22,998 I guess I'll just be moseying on my way now. 302 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,131 No, no, no. Cody, you sit here. 303 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,611 I want Frank to know this is not just my problem. 304 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,353 What do you think of a 45-year-old man 305 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,486 who still can't stand up to his mother? 306 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,967 -Well, I guess he'd be kinda... -Immature? Exactly! 307 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,796 Even a four-year-old would have more guts than that. 308 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,147 So what do you think when he can't back up his wife 309 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,626 on a decision they made together? 310 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,717 -Well, I suppose that... -He's spineless? Exactly! 311 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,893 In fact, he's practically a jellyfish. 312 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,460 So what do you think this man should do? 313 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,680 Well, I guess he should... 314 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:56,292 Tell his mother she should get her nosy butt out of his house? 315 00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,989 I could not agree more. 316 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,904 You know, Frank, I had a few things I wanted to say 317 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,515 but I think Cody pretty much said it all. 318 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,570 I'm sorry I had to be so hard on you, Uncle Frank. 319 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,140 It's not your fault, Cody. 320 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:20,795 Carol's right. It's time I stood up to my mother. 321 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,278 Thanks, grandma. 322 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,628 Mom never lets us have ice cream before dinner. 323 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:30,718 Well, you're in luck. Nanna's in charge this week. 324 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,850 Hey, you guys, come on. Let's go outside. 325 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,114 There's this awesome solar eclipse happening. 326 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,725 Cody, it's night-time. 327 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,814 Yeah. Well, that's what they want you to think. 328 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,642 Come on, you guys. 329 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,165 I'm just trying to get you out of the line of fire. 330 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,517 What's going on? 331 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,694 Mom, um, we really do need to talk. 332 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,044 What about? 333 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,263 Well... 334 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,658 ...you can't be the baby's nanny. 335 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,878 Why not? 336 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,967 Well, you're the nicest person in the world 337 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,579 and I love you, but... 338 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,277 Well, how would you feel if somebody came into your house 339 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:11,846 and told you what kind of baby foods to feed your child 340 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,414 or what kind of fabric softener to use? 341 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:16,503 Or just everything about how to raise your kid? 342 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,288 -But I'm only trying to help. -I know. 343 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,811 I know you are, but... 344 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:23,684 ...when you try and help 345 00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,774 you always wanna do things your way. 346 00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:31,300 Which is fine if you're in your own house. 347 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,042 But this is Carol's house, mom. 348 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:38,525 And there can only be one Mrs. Lambert in charge here. 349 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,919 And that Mrs. Lambert is Carol. 350 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:47,011 So what you're saying is, I am a bossy, controlling know-it-all. 351 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,189 Yes. 352 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,367 God, I never thought this day would come. 353 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,370 Come on now. I had to stand up to you some day. 354 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,023 I'm not talking about that. 355 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,634 What I'm talking about is 356 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,680 I have become my own mother-in-law. 357 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,596 Granny Lambert? She was so sweet. 358 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,119 She was a witch. 359 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,514 All she ever said was, 360 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,168 "You're putting in too much starch. 361 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,126 "Don't overcook the potatoes. 362 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,607 "You don't know how to clean the tub." 363 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:20,436 And now I'm doing the same thing to Carol? 364 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,656 She must hate me. 365 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,049 No, ma. No. 366 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,138 No, Carol doesn't hate you. She loves you. 367 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,838 She just, she just wants you to lighten up. 368 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,883 You know, let her do things her own way. 369 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,494 Well, she's right, you know. 370 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,583 This is her house and she should be the boss. 371 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:39,673 Thanks, ma. 372 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,069 You had a very hard day. 373 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:48,769 You must be starving. How about a bowl of pea soup? 374 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,118 Ma... 375 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,427 ...as long as we're being honest here... 376 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,212 Frank? 377 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,954 I don't mind you standing up for your wife. 378 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,609 I don't mind not being the baby's nanny. 379 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:05,307 But please, don't mess with my pea soup. 380 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,745 Yes, ma'am. 381 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,798 Hey, guys. Where's Cody? 382 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,843 We were supposed to play chess this afternoon. 383 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,584 He's not home yet. 384 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,369 It's the first day at that new medical job he's got. 385 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,893 I can't believe he's letting people experiment on his brain. 386 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:28,156 I hope he doesn't get messed up. 387 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,418 It's Cody. What's to mess up? 388 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,422 Hey, dudes. 389 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,555 What's happenin'? 390 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,036 Cody, what's happened to you? 391 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,951 It's all part of my new job, man. 392 00:21:41,038 --> 00:21:42,866 Today they shaved my head 393 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,304 and, stuck these wires into my brain. 394 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,263 Every 15 seconds, this little gizmo shoots 395 00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,092 1000 volts of juice right in the old cassava. 396 00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:53,094 Incoming. 397 00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,498 Dude, and they pay me for this. 398 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,282 Talk about easy money? 399 00:22:11,112 --> 00:22:12,809 Five bucks an hour?