1 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:07,442 Hey, guys, great news. 2 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:10,053 I got something that's gonna change our lives. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,186 What is it? An inflatable woman? 4 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:15,711 No, it's a girly magazine. 5 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,064 That's Peoplemagazine. 6 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,196 Yeah. 7 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:24,241 But this one has a photo spread 8 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,852 of the 10 sexiest women in the world. 9 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,506 Man. 10 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,988 Is that a swimsuit or a paint job? 11 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:34,121 I'd really love to go out with her. 12 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,862 Mark, that's Pamela Anderson. 13 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,951 You have a better shot at going out with Louie Anderson. 14 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:03,427 J.T., could you, please, be useless in another room? 15 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,429 I'm studying. 16 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,475 Come on. My principal Mrs. Whitney 17 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:09,390 is coming over to talk to mom. 18 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:13,089 That old bat? Man, I can't believe she's still alive. 19 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:16,353 But she was 110 when I was in school. 20 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,225 You know, I'll bet she still has it out for me 21 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,878 for letting the air out of her tires the last day of school. 22 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,490 You did that? 23 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,969 Yeah, I was graduating. What was she gonna do? 24 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,667 Give me detention? 25 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:29,236 Mom, I thing it's Mrs. Whitney. 26 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,454 Okay. 27 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,633 Hello, Mrs. Whitney. 28 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,679 Hello, Mark. 29 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,159 Don't you look lovely this evening. 30 00:02:43,772 --> 00:02:45,643 And what's your problem? 31 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,079 Chapped lips. 32 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,563 May I take your wrap? 33 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:53,782 Certainly. 34 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,088 You are such a nice young man. 35 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,960 And you are a tribute to higher education. 36 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,181 Suck-up, 37 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,402 Well, hello, Mrs. Whitney. 38 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,752 It's nice to see you again, Mrs. Lambert. 39 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,667 Yes, you too. 40 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:10,799 Please, come in. 41 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:11,887 Thank you. 42 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,541 You remember J.T. 43 00:03:13,628 --> 00:03:15,107 I certainly do. 44 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,501 You're the hooligan who let the air out of my tires. 45 00:03:19,547 --> 00:03:23,246 Consider yourself on detention all next week. 46 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,814 Wait a minute, you can't give me detention. I'm out of high school. 47 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:29,165 No, but I can. You're grounded. 48 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:32,821 Man, this bites. O.J. walks and I get detention. 49 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:36,955 Please, sit down. 50 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,740 Thank you. 51 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,916 -Would you like some coffee? -Yes, please. 52 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:42,657 Okay. 53 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,877 So, what did you want to talk to us about? 54 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,271 Well, as we all know, 55 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,970 Mark is a very gifted student. 56 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:56,236 I would like to help him get into the Academy for Advanced Learning. 57 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:59,326 Yes, the big time. I'm going to the show. 58 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,068 Well, I mean, this is very flattering 59 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,593 but I'm just not sure that I want Mark to go to a school 60 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,725 that stresses only academics. 61 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:10,424 But, Mom, this could be my chance to prove myself 62 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,382 against the smartest kids in the city. 63 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:13,992 Yes, I know, but I think, you know, 64 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:15,951 being with normal kids in a normal environment 65 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,388 is an important part of life too. 66 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,695 Hey, Carol, I learned the greatest thing in school today. 67 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,653 Now see, Brendan goes to a public school 68 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,655 and I think he gets a very well-rounded education. 69 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,701 So what did you learn? 70 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,833 Check it out. I learned how to play music with my armpit. 71 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,358 Da-da-di-da. 72 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,229 On second thought, I think 73 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,058 maybe normal kids are holding Mark back. 74 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,066 So can I go to the academy? 75 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,154 Sure. 76 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,374 Yes, I'm the man. 77 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:50,028 Well, I'm gonna go practice for the talent show. 78 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,468 He's a Lambert, isn't he? 79 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:04,739 Anyway, I'm just really tired of the name Karen Foster. 80 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,741 It's so boring. 81 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,744 I'm thinking of changing my name to Hakuna Matata. 82 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:15,402 Yeah, yeah, then I'd have my own song. 83 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,621 Karen, Karen, we need the phone. We need the phone. 84 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,058 I'm having a very important conversation. 85 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:21,756 Have it later. 86 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:22,974 Hi, she'll call you back. 87 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:24,193 Hey! 88 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,977 Karen, this is an emergency. 89 00:05:26,064 --> 00:05:27,457 Now if we're the 57th caller 90 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,154 we're gonna win free Super Bowl tickets. 91 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,939 Super BowL? 92 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:33,202 Like that is more important than me changing my name 93 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,725 to Hakuna Matata. 94 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,861 - It's ringing, it's ringing. - Hovering! 95 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:42,429 Hello, hi, yes, yes, hi. My name is J.T. Lambert 96 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,909 and my dad and I are willing to do absolutely anything 97 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,216 to go to the Super Bowl. 98 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:48,826 Dad, we're the 57th caller. 99 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,437 Yes, we're in, we're going. 100 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,308 Okay, what do we have to do? 101 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:53,918 What... What did he say? What... What's he saying? 102 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:56,007 Okay, Dad, how do you feel about the cheerleaders 103 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,444 you see at halftime? 104 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:58,793 -I love 'em. -Yeah? 105 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,796 How'd you like to dress like one? 106 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,756 No, no. 107 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,716 Come on, Dad, all we have to do is dress up like cheerleaders 108 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,761 and go to Dave's Sports Bar, Saturday at 8:00. 109 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:11,936 Forget it, J.T., no way. 110 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,285 Come on, Dad. 111 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,809 Well, all it is is a cheerleading outfit 112 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:17,202 it's not a thong bikini. 113 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,422 Come on, this is for the Super Bowl tickets. Fifty yard line. 114 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:21,642 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 115 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,165 Okay. We'll do it, we'll do it. 116 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,514 Yes, okay, fine, all right, bye. 117 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,037 Yes, we're in. 118 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,082 -We're going to the Super Bowl. -Yes, yes! 119 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,953 Lambert, Lambert! 120 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,477 Lambert, Lambert! 121 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:32,609 What are you two so excited about? 122 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,220 Dad and I are going' to Dave's Sports Bar dressed like women. 123 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,533 I've gotta get out of this family. 124 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,324 Hi, boys. I didn't know Mark was home. 125 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,718 He's not. We just let ourselves in to wait for him. 126 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,636 Well, then why don't you just help yourselves 127 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:00,724 to a little snack? 128 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,552 We already did. 129 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,815 By the way, you're out of peanut butter. 130 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,949 Well, there's another jar in the pantry. 131 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,168 Not anymore. 132 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,301 Okay, I'll just put it on the list. 133 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,957 Hey, Mark. 134 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:18,873 Honey, how was your first day at the academy? 135 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:20,788 Awful. 136 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,790 We had a pop quiz today and I got a C. 137 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:27,229 A C. Mark Foster got a C. 138 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,449 Man, how the mighty have fallen. 139 00:07:30,798 --> 00:07:32,277 You better stop laughing 140 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:33,888 or I'll shove that turkey leg up your nose. 141 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:37,239 Mark, Mark, take it easy, it's just a grade. 142 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,807 Yeah, a C, which means average. 143 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,810 Well, let me tell you something. Mark Foster is not average. 144 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,507 Well, maybe you'll do better next time. 145 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:45,987 Darn straight I will. 146 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,945 I'm gonna study every minute of the day 147 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,947 until I can claim my rightful place at the head of the class. 148 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,863 Hey, Mark, you seem a little stressed out. 149 00:07:52,950 --> 00:07:54,212 Now why don't you come with me and Roland 150 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,823 tonight to see a movie? 151 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,129 A movie? Don't you understand? 152 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,391 I have to study. 153 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,958 It's Friday night. 154 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:03,308 So what? If you wanna succeed at the academy 155 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,572 you have to study 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 156 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,139 You don't have time for stupid movies. 157 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:09,489 Well, dinner's in about an hour. 158 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,925 No time for food. 159 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,275 But it's lasagna. It's your favorite. 160 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,581 Lasagna? 161 00:08:18,019 --> 00:08:19,499 I'll set two more places. 162 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,508 Dana, I'm glad you're here. 163 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,512 What do you think of my new look? 164 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,298 You look like you slept in a dumpster. 165 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,822 Yeah, I wish. 166 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:41,608 No, this is all part of my new invention. 167 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:46,569 Edible clothing? 168 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:49,311 Care for a bite of my potato skin vest? 169 00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:54,534 Cody, why are you wearing food? 170 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,319 'Cause I'm gonna go camping. 171 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,757 You know, like when you go camping 172 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,977 you gotta lurk around all that heavy food and stuff. 173 00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:05,936 So I figured, hey, why not just wear it, you know? 174 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,069 It's light, it's durable, you know. 175 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,332 Plus, if I get lost in the woods, hey, man 176 00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:13,378 I can survive a whole month just snacking on my duds. 177 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,035 Look at that, I got my cassava hat? 178 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,472 Potato skin vest, sausage belt 179 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,475 and 100% turkey-jerky boots. 180 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,090 Gee, and I thought Calvin Klein had his finger 181 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,439 on the pulse of American fashion. 182 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,920 Yeah, it's camping time. 183 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,531 I almost forgot my most important piece of clothing. 184 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,402 Dude! 185 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:40,971 Yeah, and you thought I didn't know what I was doing? 186 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,234 Check this out. 187 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:45,323 English muffin earmuffs. 188 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,197 Well, I'm off. 189 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:55,072 There's the understatement of the year. 190 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,174 Okay, listeners, we're back live from Dave's Sports Grill 191 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:12,568 and the moment you've all been waiting for is here. 192 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:16,572 It's time to meet the contestants in WNKW's annual 193 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:20,358 I'll Do Anything For Super Bowl Tickets Giveaway. 194 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:23,405 Say hello to J.T. and Frank Lambert 195 00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:27,496 better known tonight as Janet and Francesca. 196 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:46,297 Whoo! Nice pom-poms, ladies. 197 00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,038 Yeah, we love you, too. Now where's the tickets? 198 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,736 Not so fast. 199 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,041 I told you you'd get your tickets 200 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,782 from two beautiful ladies 201 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,262 but what I didn't tell you is that they'd be 202 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,526 two beautiful ladies of wrestling! 203 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:07,492 Frank and J.T., say hello to Assault and Battery. 204 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:10,191 These two brawling beauties have your Super Bowl tickets 205 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,846 and all you have to do is survive 206 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:14,586 ten rounds in the ring with them. 207 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,029 I'll wait for you in the car. 208 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,857 Come on, Dad, this is for the Super Bowl. 209 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,597 We can't back down now. 210 00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:30,167 And now round one. 211 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,255 Go! Go! Go! Go! 212 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,517 Come on in, guys. 213 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,916 Ms, Assault, is it? Yeah. 214 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:43,964 Listen, I... I don't feel right about fighting with a woman. 215 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,314 So why don't you just give us the tickets 216 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,663 and we'll call it a night? 217 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,883 Well, sure. 218 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,580 - Here they are. - Great. 219 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:55,105 I'll flip you for them! 220 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,155 There's a takedown. That's two points. 221 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,899 Going somewhere? 222 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,779 God, I'm gonna die and I'm still a virgin. 223 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,400 Well, it's round eight and the score is, 224 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,794 Beautiful Girls, 92, 225 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,275 and Lamberts, zilch. 226 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,016 If those boys are going to the Super Bowl 227 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,105 they're going' in body casts. 228 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:45,895 Thank you. 229 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,120 I'll bet that hurt. 230 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,782 Don't make me come and get you. 231 00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:06,698 - You okay, Dad? - Yeah. 232 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,156 Make a wish. 233 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,854 I wish you weren't gonna do this. 234 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,387 God! 235 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,964 That's it, that's it, no more. Aunt, uncle. 236 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,487 We give up, whatever. 237 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,014 And there's the first smart move of the night for the Lamberts! 238 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,320 They've conceded! 239 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:09,805 The undefeated champions, Assault and Battery! 240 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,070 Well, how about a nice round of applause for our losers? 241 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,468 Come on over here, fellas. 242 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,869 Well, how're you feeling, guys? 243 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,785 I wanna die. 244 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,265 Well, maybe this'll make you feel better. 245 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:36,963 You guys were such good sports 246 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,095 that we're gonna give you the Super Bowl tickets, anyway. 247 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,402 You earned 'em 248 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,447 I... I can get handicap parking, right? 249 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,669 Now would you boys like to go another round 250 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,888 for air fare and accommodations? 251 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,369 Help! 252 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,503 Just kidding. The whole package is yours. 253 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,766 And thanks for playing WNKW's 254 00:14:57,853 --> 00:15:00,769 I'll Do Anything For Super Bowl Tickets. 255 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:25,794 Mark. 256 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,104 Hi, Karen. 257 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,716 What are you wearing on your head? 258 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,500 My study lights. They help me focus. 259 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,899 But it's 3:00 in the morning. What are you still doing up? 260 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,509 Well, I might ask the same question, 261 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,468 Ms. Sneaking Through The Backdoor. 262 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,864 I have very good reason for being out this late. 263 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,780 I've been making out with Bobby Cooper for the last six hours. 264 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,260 What's your excuse? 265 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,001 I'm cramming. 266 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,134 I've gotta keep up with the rest of the kids at the academy. 267 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,527 Hey, you're not allowed to drink coffee. 268 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,704 I'm not drinking it, I'm chewing it. 269 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,663 It gets into the blood stream a lot quicker that way. 270 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,973 I'm good for another hour. 271 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,816 Night-night, Lily. 272 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,304 Karen, what are you doing up? 273 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,307 I, just went to the bathroom. 274 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,094 You got dressed, you put on mascara 275 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,660 to go to the bathroom? 276 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,274 You know me. I think appearance is very important. 277 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,233 Goodnight. 278 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,105 Karen. 279 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,021 It is 3:00 in the morning. 280 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,241 I have just been breastfeeding and Lily is getting teeth. 281 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,114 Don't mess with me. 282 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:14,685 Okay, I broke my curfew because I was out with Bobby Cooper. 283 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,907 But that is not your biggest concern. 284 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,778 Mark is downstairs studying. 285 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,477 And abusing coffee. 286 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,872 Mark is studying at 3:00 in the morning? 287 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,135 And abusing coffee. 288 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,313 And I think that this is a major problem 289 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,097 and you should deal with it right now. 290 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,446 You are darn right, I'm gonna deal with it right now. 291 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,534 Thank you, Karen. 292 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,579 You're welcome. 293 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,147 Karen, Karen. 294 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,322 Yeah, Mom? 295 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,627 You're grounded. 296 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,327 It was worth it. 297 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,337 Mark, why aren't you in bed? 298 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,122 Sleep is for losers. There's no way I'm gonna get a C again. 299 00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,734 Hard drive is full? 300 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,823 Mom, I need $5,000 for a new computer. 301 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,262 Mark, I want you to stop working. 302 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,177 And take off those antenna lights. You look like a bug. 303 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,006 Mark, I think this new school was a bad idea. 304 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,965 I want you to go back to your regular school. 305 00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,793 No way, you can't do that to me. 306 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,404 Mark, the school is putting way too much pressure on you. 307 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,624 I... I don't care. I'm not quitting and you can't make me. 308 00:18:23,711 --> 00:18:25,321 -I'm just trying to help. -Well, you're not. 309 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:28,542 -You're making it worse. -How am I making it worse? 310 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:32,023 Forget it. I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 311 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,808 You just don't understand. 312 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:39,727 Okay, maybe I don't understand, but I'd really like to. 313 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:45,036 Why are you so upset? 314 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,605 I can't quit the academy now. I have to prove I'm the best. 315 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,737 Why? 316 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,828 It's who I am. 317 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,135 I'm not a jock. 318 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,963 I'm not Mr. Personality. 319 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,836 If I'm not the smartest kid in school 320 00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,359 then I'm nothing. 321 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,015 Mark. 322 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,712 You know, if this had happened a few years ago 323 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,324 I'd understand why you feel this way. 324 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:14,153 You used to be a one-dimensional kind of kid, you know 325 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,633 and school was your life. 326 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,114 But lately, you've really grown. 327 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,117 You've had a girlfriend, you've taken karate lessons. 328 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,163 You got buddies. 329 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,599 Really, Mark, I think this school 330 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,384 is a step backwards for you. 331 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,648 But you always say how proud you are of me 332 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,997 when I get straight As. 333 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,912 Mark. 334 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:38,089 I am proud of you when you do your best. 335 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,830 But I want you to do your best in everything, 336 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,224 not just in school. 337 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,270 So you're not disappointed in me? 338 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,663 I'm never disappointed in you. 339 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,361 And really, I think you will be a lot happier 340 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,146 if you go back to your normal life. 341 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,236 Mom, I have kind of missed hanging out with my friends. 342 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,544 Yeah. They're nice kids. 343 00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,241 They eat like pigs, but... 344 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,853 they're really nice kids. 345 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:07,380 You know what, Mom? I think you're right. 346 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,511 I wanna go back to my old school. 347 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,731 Good. 348 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:14,822 But the tough part's gonna be telling them that I quit. 349 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,085 It's gonna be pretty humiliating. 350 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,175 Well, not if you say 351 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,917 "Gosh, like you know, my mom had a total cow 352 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,312 "and she's forcing me to go back to my old school." 353 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,096 I can't say that. It's not true. 354 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,229 Okay. 355 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,927 Mark Foster, I forbid you to go to this new school. 356 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,234 Not. No, no, no. I don't want any more of your backtalk. 357 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,411 You're going to your regular school and that is final. 358 00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,717 See? Now it's true. 359 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,850 -You're a great mom. -Yeah, I know. 360 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,425 Dana. 361 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,384 Thank God, you're here. 362 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,734 All right, listen, now if an 800 pound grizzly bear 363 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,781 rings the doorbell, just tell him I'm not here. 364 00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,913 My God, what happened to you? 365 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,916 Well, I learned one important fact about the woods. 366 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,702 There's a lot of hungry animals out there. 367 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,965 Trust me, it's no place to be 368 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,967 if you're dressed like the salad bar from the Sizzler. 369 00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:17,232 Cody, you didn't have a tent or anything to protect you? 370 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,801 Well, yeah, but I made the tent out of eggplant. 371 00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,585 Yeah, man, as soon as the bears got through that 372 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,545 man, I became the main dish. 373 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:29,200 Thank God, I talked myself out of Canadian bacon underwear. 374 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,855 That could've been some permanent damage. 375 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,554 - I'm gonna go upstairs and shower off. 376 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,251 I think I'm getting a little ripe? 377 00:21:41,648 --> 00:21:43,345 I really gotta get out of this family.