1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,920 Stupid job, I hate that job. Who needs it anyway? 2 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,016 Hey, Al, problems at work? 3 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,497 Yeah, I got fired. 4 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:21,543 You lost your waitressing job 5 00:00:21,630 --> 00:00:24,024 with that sunny disposition? I'm shocked. 6 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,203 Gee, Al, you got canned again? What did you do this time? 7 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:31,292 Well, it wasn't my fault. 8 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:34,686 See, this stupid lady spent about 20 minutes trying to decide 9 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,732 what kind of cheese she should have on her patty melt, 10 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:37,863 so I made a suggestion. 11 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,563 Which was? 12 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,652 I told her if I had a butt like that, I'd lay off the cheese all together. 13 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,049 Hey, Dad, maybe you can talk my boss 14 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:50,224 into giving me my job back. 15 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,660 Yeah, wait a minute Al, 16 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,575 don't expect me to bail you out, okay? 17 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,447 You lost your job because you have an attitude problem. 18 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:58,275 If you expect to make it in the working world, 19 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:00,756 you've got to learn to be a team player. 20 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,279 Dad... 21 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,283 Great, now I'm never gonna find a job. 22 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,459 It's not your fault. 23 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,200 You're a Lambert. You're destined to be chronically unemployed. 24 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:17,381 Al, good news. 25 00:01:17,468 --> 00:01:20,689 I heard they're looking for someone to work at the new cookie store at the mall. 26 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:22,734 How did you know I'd be looking for a job? 27 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:25,302 Well, you've been at that restaurant for almost a week. 28 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,999 I just figured you'd be fired by now. 29 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,033 Okay, Lambert, we're ready to open. 30 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,948 It's showtime. 31 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:55,740 This is so lame. 32 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,003 Lame? 33 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,440 There's nothing lame about representing 34 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:02,312 the fastest growing mall franchise in America. 35 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,705 Chin up, shoulders back. 36 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,620 Show some pride. 37 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:06,838 I'm wearing a cookie on my head. 38 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,144 How proud is that? 39 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:10,451 My God. He's here. 40 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,061 -What? Who's here? -He's here. 41 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:13,715 The head honcho. 42 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,282 Straighten up. Look sharp. 43 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:18,981 Yes. 44 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:23,681 Hello, Mister Chips. 45 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,858 Welcome aboard, sir. 46 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,948 It's good to see you again. 47 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:34,649 -What's with the monkey? -Show a little respect. 48 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:36,912 This is Mister Chips, he's our corporate mascot. 49 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,740 He comes to all the store openings. 50 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:40,045 Alright, Mister Chips. 51 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:41,699 Time to go to work. Let's go. 52 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,226 Hey, I'll see you around 6:00. 53 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,531 -Okay, Bill. See you later. -Right. 54 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:48,619 Bye, Mister Chips. 55 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,754 Yeah. 56 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,191 Okay, you'll stay at the counter with Mister Chips. 57 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,845 I'll be in the back making more cookies. 58 00:03:56,932 --> 00:04:00,588 No, wait. Mr. Sloan, um... 59 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,720 you expect me to work with a monkey? 60 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:04,940 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 61 00:04:05,027 --> 00:04:07,464 This "monkey" has opened thirty five stores in the last two years. 62 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,206 If he could answer the phone, you'd be out of a job. 63 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,427 If you have any questions, 64 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:14,471 ask him. 65 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,749 -Dad? -Yeah? 66 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,360 Is it okay if I ride my bike out front? 67 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,404 Yeah, sure, pal. 68 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,406 Thanks. 69 00:04:43,979 --> 00:04:45,154 -Frank? -Yeah? 70 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,416 I just talked to Annette Parks. 71 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,679 -And guess what? -What? 72 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,377 I've been chosen to direct the fund raiser for the community theater. 73 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:51,682 Well, that's great. 74 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,118 I'm even gonna be in it myself. 75 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:54,424 -That's great. -And you are too. 76 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:55,730 That stinks. 77 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,777 Come on, Frank, I want us to play Tarzan and Jane. 78 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:02,040 Awe, come on, honey, 79 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,177 I wore that Tarzan costume last Halloween and I hated it. 80 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,657 The loincloth gave me a wedgie. 81 00:05:12,181 --> 00:05:15,053 Come on, Frank. I mean, the first rehearsal is tonight. 82 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,665 Besides, if Frank play Tarzan, 83 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,537 Jane make him feel like "King of the Jungle." 84 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,107 Nice try, honey. 85 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:28,197 But there are three things I'll never ever do again. 86 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:31,243 Number one, eat sushi. 87 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,898 Number two, zip up my pants in the dark. 88 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:40,340 And number three, wear a Tarzan costume in public. 89 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,179 Wow. 90 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,225 Thanks for letting me tag along, guys. 91 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,792 I've never seen a real pool hall before. 92 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,881 That's okay, Mark. 93 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,143 Most of the people here have never seen a real geek before. 94 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,582 I don't think I heard you correctly. 95 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,367 -Who's the geek? You're the geek. -I'm the geek. 96 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,064 Yeah. Okay, cool. 97 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:11,501 Now that we got settled, let's play pool, man. 98 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,111 Dudesie, there's a free pool table. 99 00:06:13,198 --> 00:06:15,679 Come on. 100 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:18,247 Hey, man, me and Mark will play against you and Rich, okay? 101 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,207 I'll break. 102 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,558 I've seen The Color of Money twelve times. 103 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,342 I think I can be a real pool shark. 104 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,691 Hop to it, Jackson. 105 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,482 Let me give you a little advice there, cuz. 106 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:37,701 Try and keep the cue ball on the table. 107 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,486 Yeah, that should really improve your game. 108 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,708 It's okay, Cody. I guess I'm not very good at this. 109 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,884 What, are you kidding me? 110 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,409 Pool should be a piece of cake for a brainy little dude like you. 111 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,106 Come on now, get in there. 112 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,629 What does being smart have to do with playing pool? 113 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,675 Yeah, J.T. can play pool real good 114 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,111 -and he's an idiot. -Yeah. 115 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,726 Dude, the game of pool is nothing but geometry and physics. 116 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:05,468 You know, triangles, angles, and force. 117 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,384 I see, 118 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,908 so it's all related to Newton's second law of motion. 119 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:14,477 To wit, the acceleration of a mass by a force is inversely proportional to the mass 120 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,392 and directly proportional to the force. 121 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:19,351 Totally. 122 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,224 Now get in there and show them what a brainiac can do. 123 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:25,096 Yeah, like this math stuff is really going to work. 124 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,974 -That was luck. -Yeah. 125 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:54,604 -Cody, it works. -Totally, man! 126 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,912 What? Did you think Sir Isaac Newton was just yanking your chain? 127 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:00,828 Come on, Slick, I'll buy you a soda. 128 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,352 I can't believe that little dork just ran the table. 129 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:06,834 Geez, with the way he plays, he could take anybody in the place. 130 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:10,751 Hey, look, there's Big Jim. 131 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,231 He's the best pool hustler in Port Washington. 132 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:18,106 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 133 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,499 You take the blonde, I'll take the brunette. 134 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,287 No, you idiot. 135 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,031 We could play Big Jim for money. We'll use Mark. 136 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,860 Absolutely. Okay. 137 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,514 All right, follow my lead. 138 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,086 Hey, whatever you do, don't say anything to Cody. 139 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,045 He's into honesty and morality and all that garbage. 140 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,742 Just forget about that. 141 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,267 All right, come on. 142 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:53,097 Hey, Big Jim, I was wondering if, you wanted to play for some money? 143 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:55,970 What? With a little punk like you? 144 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,495 No, actually with the little blonde punk right over there. 145 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,503 You're kidding, right? 146 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,027 -Nope. -Fine. 147 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,552 How about we play for 500 bucks? 148 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,121 How about we make it 1,000? 149 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,080 You're on. 150 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,256 I've got an opening tonight at... 151 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:24,215 -8:00. -8:00. 152 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:27,262 Have your boy here and bring cash. 153 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,973 Thank you. Come again. 154 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,567 Would you give me a break? It's my first day. 155 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,092 Bad news. 156 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,529 The animal trainer won't be able to pick up Mister Chips tonight. 157 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,357 So, um, are you going to have to take him home over night? 158 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,229 No, you are. 159 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,144 What? 160 00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,581 Me? No, no, I can't do that. 161 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,017 Can't? 162 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,759 There is no can't here at Hello, Mister Chips. 163 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,674 Hey, if you want to keep this job, 164 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,981 you're gonna be a team player and take this monkey home tonight. 165 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,722 Why don't you take him home? 166 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,333 Hey, hey, hey, I've got my mother-in-law living with me. 167 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,683 One hairy beast in the house is enough. 168 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:44,600 Mr. Sloan, wait a minute. 169 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,646 You don't understand. I mean, 170 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,083 my dad got upset when my brother brought home a guinea pig. 171 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,041 I mean, he'll go crazy if I bring home a monkey. 172 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:54,610 Well, that's your problem, not mine. 173 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,568 Good night, Mister Chips. 174 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,137 You lock up. 175 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,462 All right, quiet. No more jungle noises. 176 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,991 Hey, why is this door locked? 177 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,950 Go away. 178 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,778 You don't have a guy in there, do you? 179 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,258 Well, sort of. 180 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:40,917 Al, we can stand here and bang on this door all day. 181 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,920 All right, shut up, come on, hurry up. 182 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,313 -Thank you. -Okay. 183 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,537 Gee, Al, even you can do better than that. 184 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,629 It is not my date. 185 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,371 Mister Chips is the mascot at the cookie store. 186 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,330 The Mister Chips? 187 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,812 This is so exciting. 188 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,423 I've never met a celebrity before. 189 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,038 All right, look, 190 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,346 my boss said I have to keep him here overnight or get fired. 191 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:21,479 So you two have to promise to keep this a secret. 192 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,395 Really? Why should we? 193 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,238 All right, he can stay. 194 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,075 That's so sweet, Frank. 195 00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:57,559 Gee, thanks for setting up the chairs. 196 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,867 That's okay. Gee, what are you wearing that for? 197 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,608 This? Well, the costume helps me get into character. 198 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:07,221 Frank, I'm sorry you can't play Tarzan. 199 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,745 Yeah, well, you know, this is, 200 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,791 the night I always set aside to rotate my tires. 201 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,577 Well don't worry about it, Annette. 202 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,362 I found a terrific guy to play Tarzan in this honeymoon sketch with me. 203 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,061 -Hi, Carol. -Hi, Troy. 204 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,237 -Come on in. -How are you? 205 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,327 Fine. Everybody, this is Troy Hartman. 206 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,809 You probably recognize him from all the underwear ads in the Sunday supplement. 207 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,160 He's the one who's gonna play Tarzan? 208 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,379 God, he's gorgeous. 209 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,251 He can climb my tree any time. 210 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,254 Okay, are you ready, Troy? 211 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,822 Am I ready? Yes, I am. 212 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,351 Okay, well, let's begin. 213 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,700 Sure. 214 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,397 Frank, we're going to rehearsal now. 215 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,226 So you can go do whatever you're gonna do. 216 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,838 Okay, I'll just go. Bye, y'all. 217 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,665 Okay. 218 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,015 Alright, let's start with the scene when Tarzan and Jane 219 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,451 consummate their marriage. 220 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,801 You know what? I forgot my keys. 221 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,194 So, I'll just be looking around for them. 222 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,848 You go right ahead. Don't let me bother you. 223 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,980 Okay. Here you go. 224 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,983 All right, the scene is Tarzan and Jane's wedding night, okay? 225 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,028 I have the first line. 226 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,119 Tarzan, 227 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,730 are you as hot to trot as I am? 228 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,166 You bet. 229 00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:27,736 Tarzan wait long time for big night with Jane. 230 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:32,349 Well, then take me, you wild jungle beast. 231 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,049 Hey, I got an idea. 232 00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,706 Let's say, Jane's a nun, taken a vow of chastity. 233 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:45,841 Every time Tarzan goes to kiss her, she belts him right in his pretty boy nose. 234 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,799 Frank? 235 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,149 Will you come with me, right now, for a minute, please? 236 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,978 Let go of his hair! Let go... Frank! 237 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,331 What is going on with you? 238 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376 You're acting like an absolute jerk out there. 239 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,988 I don't want you in there kissing that jungle gigolo. 240 00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,860 Don't be ridiculous. It's a sketch. 241 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,689 Besides, somebody's got to play Tarzan and you didn't want to. 242 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,561 Well, I changed my mind. I'm playing Tarzan and that's final. 243 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,172 Come on. 244 00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,000 Okay, everybody, here's the deal. 245 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:15,566 Me, Tarzan. Her, Jane. 246 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,091 You, history. Any problems with that? 247 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,788 No problem here. 248 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,921 Carol, you got a problem with Frank playing Tarzan? 249 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,185 No, no problems at all. 250 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,191 You're such an idiot. 251 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,109 - You tricked me. - Yeah, and it was so easy. 252 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,154 All I had to do is put on the costume, 253 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,810 pretended to flirt with Troy and reel you in like a big old fish. 254 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,204 Hey, no hard feelings, Frank? 255 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,034 No, no hard feelings. I guess I had it coming. 256 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,645 -Well, I hope you're happy. -Yes, Jane very happy. 257 00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,169 Now she gets to play kissy face with the real Tarzan. 258 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,699 Six ball, corner pocket. 259 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,575 Yep, how about that, Big Jim? 260 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,751 Five shots in a row. 261 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,231 Yeah, you may never get a chance to shoot. 262 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,888 Seven ball, side pocket. 263 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,761 Yes! 264 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,676 If I sink the eight ball, I win. 265 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,070 Calm down, punk. 266 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,768 There's no way you're gonna beat me for 1,000 bucks. 267 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:30,076 What? $1,000? 268 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,122 I'm playing this game for $1,000? 269 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:39,215 That's right. You just missed, so now it's my turn. 270 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,522 Can I have a word with you for a second there, J.T.? 271 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,350 Come here. 272 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,308 Did I hear that right? 273 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,397 Did you bet 1,000 bucks on your little brother's game? 274 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,225 Yeah, and I don't have it. So you better win. 275 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,967 Win? With $1,000 on the line, 276 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,490 I'm trying not to wet my pants. 277 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,667 J.T., if I may. 278 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,408 I was just, you know, reviewing the situation, 279 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,367 what with the, you know, what's going on 280 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,848 and I think we made a very serious error in judgment. 281 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,372 See ya! 282 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:09,724 Man. 283 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,076 Hey, Milquetoast, you're up. 284 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,993 All right, now listen here, Mark, 285 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,430 just try and forget about the bet. 286 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,216 Concentrate on the game and what made it fun for you in the first place, okay? 287 00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:24,913 You mean geometry and physics? 288 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,394 Totally. Just think, triangles. 289 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,787 It's all triangles. 290 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,702 No way, he's going to sink that eight ball. 291 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,792 He'd have to use like three or four cushions to do it. 292 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:38,187 Let's see. A 45 degree angle. 293 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,755 Initial speed, 20 miles per hour. 294 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,583 Vector factor of six. 295 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,979 Okay, eight ball, corner pocket. 296 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,634 In your dreams, Casper. 297 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,608 Yeah. 298 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,395 News flash, Big Jim. 299 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,441 Casper just kicked your butt. 300 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:18,009 Yep, 1,000 bucks. 301 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,970 All right. 302 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,930 I'm rich! I'm rich! 303 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,716 You mean, Mark's rich. 304 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,675 Here, dudesie. Put that in your college fund, bro. 305 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,635 Wait a minute. I'm his manager. I should get something. 306 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,507 Yeah, you're right. 307 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,380 Well, here's a buck. See if you can manage to take the bus home. 308 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,357 Hey, Karen, um, I'm going to go take a shower. 309 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,881 Would you please keep an eye on Mister Chips? 310 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,187 No problem. 311 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,366 Come on, Bobby, 312 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,107 you can't just call me up every night 313 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,631 just to tell me how beautiful my eyes are. 314 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:17,852 Tonight, let's talk about my hair. 315 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,684 I know. 316 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,268 Carol, that feels so nice. 317 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,896 Hello. 318 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:06,030 Which one of my genius children brought you home? 319 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,337 Mister Chips, Mister Chips. 320 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,078 Looking for your monkey? 321 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:16,345 Dad. I... I can explain this. 322 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,652 This is gonna be real good. 323 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,351 See, Mister Chips is the mascot at the cookie store I work at. 324 00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,571 The manager wanted me to bring him home. 325 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,660 Well, why didn't you say "no?" 326 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,750 Well, because I really want to keep this job, you know, 327 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,580 and I was trying to do what you told me and be a team player. 328 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,149 Did I screw up again? 329 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,804 No, pal. You didn't. Not if this is what it took to keep your job. 330 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,980 I understand. 331 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,243 Thanks for not getting mad at me, Dad. 332 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,940 That's okay. 333 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:50,249 Jane upstairs ready to rehearse with Tarzan. 334 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,991 Could I, borrow your friend for a minute? 335 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,170 - Sure. - Hey, pal, 336 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,650 come on, hitch a ride. 337 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,220 Tarzan got big surprise for Jane. 338 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,543 I'll see your $2 339 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,675 and I'll raise you $2. 340 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,112 Your move, bro. 341 00:21:33,814 --> 00:21:36,382 I see. 342 00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:41,300 Mr. Big Shot-I-own-my-own- cookie-franchise decides to bet the whole enchilada? 343 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,738 Well, I've got news for you, pal. 344 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:49,177 You put your pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. 345 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,613 I'm with ya. 346 00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:54,051 Okay, what do you got? 347 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:59,883 A full house? 348 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:03,539 Hey, you are one cagey little poker player. 349 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,628 No wonder you've got a better job than I do. 350 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:09,240 Hey, gimme five. 351 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,503 All right. 352 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:11,982 The monkey slide.