1 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,918 -Hey, dudes. -Hey, Cody. 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,269 Hey, did you guys get any deliveries for me today? 3 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,748 No, why? You expecting something? 4 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:11,794 Yeah, buddy. Dude, today's the day I get 5 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,536 my Kalashnikov Ham Radio from Russia. 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,714 You ordered something from Russia? 7 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,629 -Can you do that? -Totally. 8 00:00:20,716 --> 00:00:22,326 Dude, ever since they threw out the Commies 9 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,328 they're having like this big, giant Eastern bloc 10 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:25,503 clearance sale over there. 11 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:30,073 Lost our nation, everything must go. 12 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,642 Dude, check out this catalog. 13 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,733 - Wow! - Yeah. 14 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,474 Those pinkos really know how to move the merchandise. 15 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,605 Yeah, buddy. 16 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,695 Dude, that's it. 17 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,568 My Kalashnikov Ham Radio is here. 18 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,613 Thank you very much. 19 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,095 -All right. -Delivery for a Cody Lambert. 20 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,489 -That's me, dude. Cool. -Sign here. 21 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,360 Listen, buddy, I gotta tell you somethin'. 22 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,275 I've been in this business for 15 years 23 00:00:58,362 --> 00:01:01,061 and this is the strangest delivery I've ever made. 24 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,411 What? You've never delivered a ham radio before? 25 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,456 No, I've delivered a lot of those. 26 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,546 Just that I've never delivered one of these before. 27 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,552 Hello! You must be Cody. 28 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,250 Yeah, I'm Cody. 29 00:01:18,817 --> 00:01:21,081 -Who are you? -I'm what you ordered. 30 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:23,213 I'm your mail-order bride. 31 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,524 Hey-hey, now hold the phoneski here, guys. 32 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,091 There's gotta be some kind of shipping 33 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,788 and handling error, right? I mean... 34 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,313 I ordered a Kalashnikov Ham Radio. 35 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,576 I see what happened. 36 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,796 When you ordered your Kalashnikov, 37 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,494 you wrote down Kalashnikova instead. 38 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:46,454 That's me, Ludmilla Kalashnikova. 39 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,761 One-hundred-percent virgin mail order bride. 40 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:55,854 Come to me, honeybunch. Let me hold you to my bosoms. 41 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,587 'Cause you're putting it together 42 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,536 Mom, can you make me a tuna sandwich? 43 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,538 Mark, can't you make it yourself? 44 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:13,497 -I'm busy. -Busy... 45 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:15,151 Guys, I need you to screen my calls today. 46 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:16,544 Now, listen, okay. 47 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,241 I'm here if it's Bobby, Kerry, Jenny 48 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:19,982 Diane or Steve S. 49 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,853 Now, I'm not here if it's Billy, Jackie, Larry 50 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,768 Joel or Steve P. 51 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:26,336 Now, if Steve W. calls, ask me and I'll decide then. 52 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,512 Karen! We don't have time for this. 53 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:29,905 I haven't had time to go to the bathroom 54 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,211 since 8:00 this morning. 55 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,431 We have a cordless phone. Take it with you. 56 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:41,046 -Has anybody seen my socks? -We're a little busy here, son. 57 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,440 Yeah, they don't have time for that. 58 00:03:43,527 --> 00:03:44,528 Now, listen, I need you guys to tape Nightlinefor me tonight, okay? 59 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:45,834 Dana, can't you do this yourself? 60 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:51,970 All right! 61 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:54,146 Hey! 62 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:57,324 Now, that's enough! 63 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,674 Everybody, we're having a family meeting right now. 64 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,502 God, another Brady Bunch moment. 65 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,766 Sit down, blondie. 66 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,987 God, what crawled up their shorts? 67 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,685 Who knows? They're old. It could be anything. 68 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,732 Karen! Come on down. 69 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,125 All right, you guys. 70 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,431 Now, we have something that we think 71 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,563 it's important to discuss with you. 72 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,522 No, you're not having another kid, are you? 73 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,569 No, as a matter of fact, we're thinking of getting rid 74 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,484 of a couple we already have. 75 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:28,833 Karen! 76 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,315 Is it Steve S.? 77 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,578 Karen, it is not Steve S., Steve P., 78 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,406 Steve W. or Steve anybody. 79 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:39,104 Now, just sit down. We're having a family meeting. 80 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:41,150 Okay. Hurry, I'm expecting a call. 81 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:48,723 It has come to our attention that the six of you 82 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:52,683 are either selfish, lazy, or brain-dead. 83 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,599 And Frank and I are tired of doing things 84 00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,297 that the six of you are perfectly capable 85 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:59,299 of doing for yourselves. 86 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,083 Like what? 87 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,391 Mark, what is your IQ? 88 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:06,436 One hundred and eighty-seven. 89 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,395 Technically, I'm a genius. 90 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:13,922 Do you think there is any chance, Mr. Genius, 91 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:17,360 that you could make yourself a stinking tuna sandwich? 92 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:20,624 -I guess so. -Then do it! 93 00:05:20,711 --> 00:05:22,670 Man, she busted you! 94 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:26,630 Now, now, now, J.T., J.T. 95 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,806 Now, how old are you, son? 96 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,504 I don't know. Nineteen? 97 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,120 That's right, you're 19. 98 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,948 That means you can vote for the President. 99 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,297 You can serve in the Armed Forces. 100 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:43,517 You can sign a binding contract. 101 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:46,084 You think you can find your own socks? 102 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:47,956 So what are you saying? 103 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,306 You're not gonna help us anymore? 104 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:54,528 No, what we are saying is that we are your parents. 105 00:05:54,615 --> 00:05:57,008 We are not your answering service, your short order cooks, 106 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:59,707 your maid or your finder of lost socks! 107 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,231 That's right, so from now on, don't bug us unless 108 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,233 one of three things is happening. 109 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,453 Number one, you're bleeding. 110 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,150 Number two, you're in jail, 111 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,152 or number three, you wanna leave this house forever 112 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,849 and you need a ride to the bus. 113 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,637 -Can I ask a question? -Are you bleeding? 114 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,378 -No. -Well, then, we're outta here. 115 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:03,395 So, what do you think, Dana? 116 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,702 I think I just walked onto the set of Hee Haw. 117 00:08:07,269 --> 00:08:09,750 The guys are helping me make a demo tape. 118 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:12,970 Karen, no offense to you and the Beverly Hillbillies 119 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:15,712 but I just... I don't get country music. 120 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,323 I mean, I don't know why you'd wanna sing about 121 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,282 pick-up trucks and the cheatin' hearts 122 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,545 and your poor old dead dog and... 123 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,723 Because it is fun. 124 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:30,466 And the guys are gonna help me become a big country star. 125 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,991 Then I'll have my own fan club, my own tour bus, 126 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,819 and a stormy marriage that inspires 127 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,342 an ABC "Movie Of The Week." 128 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,911 Karen, what exactly makes you think that 129 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,305 you're gonna be the queen of country music? 130 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,525 Well, I read an ad in the paper that said 131 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:48,266 a big record producer has come to Port Washington 132 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,573 to find new country singing talent. 133 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:53,141 Big record producers only come to Port Washington 134 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,359 when their planes crash here. 135 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:59,147 You don't think I can make it, do you? 136 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,366 Not by answering an ad in the Port Washington Bugle. 137 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,457 Fine. Be that way. 138 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,372 If you keep up that attitude, I'll get Shannen Doherty 139 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:08,983 to play you in the movie. 140 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,554 No, look, comrade, dude... 141 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:18,079 I ordered a ham radio, but you sent me a woman instead. 142 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,515 No. 143 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,518 A woman. You know, a chick, a babe. 144 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,215 A broadski. 145 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:28,785 No, not a jet ski, a broadski! 146 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,961 Hello? Hello? 147 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,877 Dude, that's the last time I do business with 148 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,750 the former Soviet Union. Ha! 149 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,753 Cody, you gotta talk to this woman. Where is she? 150 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,450 She asked me for my credit card. 151 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:43,321 She turns around and runs right down to the mall. 152 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,585 Cody! 153 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:52,853 Do you know you only have $2000 limit on your credit card? 154 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,770 Man, even communist chicks know how to spend. 155 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:02,253 Cody, my little pickled herring. 156 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,995 We luck out like Yeltsin's bartender. 157 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,565 Bride magazine has special fold-out section 158 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,481 on most romantic honeymoons. 159 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,483 You like Poconos? 160 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,441 Okay. No. No, no... 161 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,314 Listen. Come here. sit down for a second. 162 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,489 Okay. 163 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,406 There's not gonna be any wedding. 164 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:25,581 Okay? 165 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,670 Now, hold the phone, homeboy. 166 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,065 Ludmilla good girl. 167 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,588 You're not going to get the milk 168 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,459 unless you buy the cow. 169 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,074 Now, wait, hold on, hold on a second. 170 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,598 I'm not talking about that. 171 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,165 Okay. 172 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,036 What I mean is that, like, I just don't think 173 00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,995 we should get married, you know? 174 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:51,085 I mean... Hey, people should get married 'cause they're in love. 175 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,522 Not because of some shipping and handling error. 176 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,482 You know, I was thinking maybe it'd be better 177 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,181 if you kinda just like, went on back to Russia. 178 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,269 You know? 179 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:05,403 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 180 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,667 Well, that's a big nyet to that. 181 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,495 I'm in America and I'm not going back to country 182 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,976 that has toilet paper that feels like Brillo pad. 183 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,807 Okay, so there's some drawbacks to living in Russia. 184 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,461 But, hey, look at the bright side. 185 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,724 You guys got a killer hockey team. 186 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,291 Come on. 187 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,772 Listen, buster, there's no turning back now. 188 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:29,079 You send for me, I come, we get married. 189 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:33,954 Now, Ludmilla going to van to try on skimpy camisole 190 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,912 for wedding night. 191 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,001 No peeking. 192 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,395 Important to keep mystery in marriage. 193 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,881 Dude. 194 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,280 -Brendan. Great news. -Hey, Jeremy. 195 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,630 My dad got a bunch of tickets to the Packers game tomorrow 196 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,632 and he's gonna take the whole soccer team. 197 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,069 Wow! That sounds cool. 198 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,548 Yeah, all you gotta do is get your dad 199 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:04,985 to sign this permission slip I got here. 200 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,030 I don't know if I wanna bug my dad. 201 00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,903 He's kind of been a butthead lately. 202 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,556 Well, you gotta get your dad to sign that slip 203 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,384 if you wanna go to the game. 204 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,691 Okay, I'll try. I just hope he doesn't go mental on me. 205 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,002 Hey, Dad. 206 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,700 -What? What is it? -Can I talk to you for a second? 207 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,181 I'm a little busy here, son. 208 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,749 -Hey, Dad! -What? 209 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,924 I need 20 bucks. 210 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,664 Hey, Uncle Frank, dude. 211 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,579 I got a problem, okay? 212 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,191 There's like this big Russian lady living in my van-- 213 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:41,978 Cody, you have all got to solve these problems yourselves. 214 00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,153 Now, go away. Go on. 215 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:50,204 -Dad? -What? 216 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,988 -Nothing. -Thank you. 217 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:01,737 I'd like to thank the Academy of Country Music 218 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:05,175 for giving me this award. 219 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:08,135 And I'd like to send my love out to my husband, Buddy, 220 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,486 at the Betty Ford Center. 221 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:19,581 Yippee-ki-ay, it's the Rhinestone Cowgirl. 222 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,757 You know, Dana, you can joke all you want. 223 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,587 But I took my tape down to that record producer and he loved it. 224 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,154 In fact, he's sending out demos 225 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,417 to all the major record companies. 226 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,375 All it cost me was $500. 227 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,861 Karen, you gave $500 to some sleazy record producer? 228 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,602 He is not sleazy! 229 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,560 He had a very nice hotel room by the airport. 230 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:48,523 You gave your life savings to a guy you don't even know? 231 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:52,396 Yeah. I hate to say this but you got majorly ripped off. 232 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:53,484 You guys just do not believe that 233 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,225 I have the talent to make it. 234 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:57,053 No, it's just that you can't go around handing money 235 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,359 to the first stranger-- 236 00:13:58,446 --> 00:14:00,665 Yeah, yeah, okay, I know, I know. 237 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,320 It's a million-to-one shot for anybody to make it. 238 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,149 But this producer thinks that I'm great, okay? 239 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:07,803 And if you don't believe me, I'll get him on the phone 240 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,196 and you can ask him yourself. 241 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,162 Marty Green's room please. 242 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,820 That's impossible. He can't have checked out. 243 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,169 He was supposed to be here all week. 244 00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:31,914 Well, did he leave a message for Karen Foster? 245 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,785 Well, do you have a number where I can reach him? 246 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:39,400 Yeah, I see. 247 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,749 Thanks, bye. 248 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,328 Look, Karen... I'm really sorry. 249 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,635 Just leave me alone. 250 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,620 I'm living with pigs. 251 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,543 - Hey, Frank. - Hey, Bill. 252 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:36,936 What's goin' on here? 253 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,807 I'm taking the team to a Packers game today. 254 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,766 Well, Brendan never mentioned it to us. 255 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,073 Um, he can't go. 256 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,684 He's... He's busy today. 257 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,383 We gotta get some equipment from his room for practice tomorrow. 258 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,080 Sure, go on. Come on in, Bill. 259 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,386 Thanks. 260 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,519 Boy, that's really weird. 261 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,521 Brendan should've mentioned the game to us. 262 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,436 He loves the Packers. 263 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,786 Yeah, it sounded weird to me too, but you know kids. 264 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,875 They got a million things goin' on. Who can keep up? 265 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,499 Okay, we got the soccer balls. Bye, Mr. Lambert. 266 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,936 Yeah, hold on there, boys. 267 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:24,070 I think you may have just killed one of your soccer balls. 268 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,332 Excuse me, son. 269 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,992 -Hello! -Hi, Dad. 270 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,125 I know you're really busy, so why don't I just go upstairs? 271 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,040 Yeah, why don't you just stay right here? 272 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,824 Okay, come on, guys. Let's go on outside 273 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,088 and let, Brendan here talk with his dad. 274 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,743 Thanks. 275 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,049 Come on. 276 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,356 Sit down. 277 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:55,492 So, you, wanna tell me what's goin' on? 278 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,712 Well, I wanted to go to the game 279 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,888 but I needed you to sign the permission slip. 280 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,716 Well, why didn't you ask me? 281 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,936 I tried to but you were really busy and we had that meeting 282 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,331 about how I'm not supposed to bug you and stuff. 283 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:15,643 Well, son, I think I owe you an apology about that. 284 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:19,647 Carol and I want you guys to find your own socks, 285 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:23,433 make your own sandwiches, but when it comes to important stuff, 286 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,522 you gotta know you can come to us. 287 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,308 Well, how do I know what stuff's important? 288 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,788 Well, I'll tell you what. 289 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,791 If you... If you don't know for sure 290 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,838 then you come and ask us and we'll tell you? 291 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:40,450 We're your parents, son. I mean that's what we're here for. 292 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,973 In the meantime, I think you should go enjoy 293 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,540 your Packers game? Go on, take off. 294 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,629 Hey, Dad, can I have some money for a hot dog? 295 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,807 I saw five dollars down here. Hang on. 296 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,854 Yeah, here. Here's five dollars and here's your hat. 297 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:55,465 And! ha! By golly, there's your retainer. 298 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,339 Have a good time. Yeah. 299 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,476 Cody, man, you've gotta think of something. 300 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,174 There's no way you can marry this Russian woman. 301 00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,785 Yeah. Okay, I got it. 302 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,700 I'll tell Ludmilla I can't marry her because 303 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,005 I'm gonna become a priest. 304 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,446 It's not gonna work. She's gonna find out your lying. 305 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,623 Well, not if I really become a priest. 306 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,669 Cody, I have wonderful news for you! 307 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,976 Hey, hey! You're gonna give me back my credit card? 308 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,412 Even better. 309 00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,980 I was down at the Golden Arches 310 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,156 when I saw the man of my dreams. 311 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,679 Ronald McDonald? 312 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:40,771 No, Sergei. What a hunk! 313 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:44,688 A combination Dolph Lundgren and Bob Saget. 314 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,955 Hey, Ludmilla, is this your way of giving me the old heave-ho? 315 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,262 Totally! 316 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,483 Sergei is naturalized citizen. He's making me real American. 317 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,225 You're off the hook, big guy. 318 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,576 Ludmilla, dudesy, congratulations. 319 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,751 All right! 320 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:10,236 I'd love to stay and chat but Sergei is waiting outside 321 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,499 in a new Lexus Coupe. 322 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,327 With gold package and premium sound system. 323 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,026 -Goodbye, Codeman. -Goodbye. 324 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:28,167 Now you know how we stay warm all winter. 325 00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,820 Eat your heart out, baby. 326 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:37,045 -All right! Well done! -Dude, thanks. 327 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,439 I am no longer under Russian domination. 328 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,527 Yup. 329 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,931 Karen! 330 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:55,803 Karen! 331 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,981 What are you doing? 332 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,592 Well, I'm too young to get drunk, so, 333 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,767 thought I'd just get fat. 334 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,904 Well, I have got a little something 335 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,167 that I think is going to cheer you up. 336 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,474 What? 337 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,128 Well, I know how much you like country music. 338 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,131 So, I made a little request for you. Come on. 339 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,527 Come on. 340 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,100 You know, a little while ago, somebody dropped off 341 00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:35,103 a tape of a local gal singing a Patty Loveless tune. 342 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,366 The artist's name is Karen Foster 343 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,064 and I think this little lady is goin' places. 344 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,375 That's my song. How'd they get that? 345 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,117 I took it down there. 346 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,903 You did? Why? 347 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:55,471 Well, I know I made fun of you, 348 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,778 you know, about the whole country music thing. 349 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,476 But I listened to your demo and... 350 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:02,391 You're really talented. I think you're really good. 351 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,046 Really? 352 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,788 Well, yeah! I mean, just listen to yourself.