1 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:07,616 Yeah, well, you see, the thing is, I think that I'm going into labor. 2 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,662 Are you sure that you can't find Frank anywhere on the construction site? 3 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:14,797 Well, he got a new fishing magazine. Have you checked the Porta-potty? 4 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,409 Thanks. 5 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:21,586 Well, if you find him, please tell him to call home immediately. Okay? 6 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,763 Thanks. 7 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:28,158 - Hey, Carol. - Cody, Cody, I need your help. 8 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,682 I can't find Frank and I think I'm having the baby. 9 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,076 The baby? The baby? 10 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:36,036 Now? My God! My God! 11 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,908 - Dude, dude. - What's going on? 12 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,476 Dude! Dude! Baby! Baby! My God! 13 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,871 Mayday! Mayday! Baby alert! 14 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:48,265 Cody, what's going on? Is Mom going into labor? 15 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:53,009 Yeah, buddy. Hey, I'll boil the water. You go fetch a midwife. 16 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,794 Cody, Cody, calm down, this isn't, "Little House on the Prairie." 17 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:59,494 We'll just... We'll get her in the car and we'll get her to the hospital. 18 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:02,279 The hospital. Yeah, good idea. 19 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:05,326 They're used to handling this kind of stuff. Okay. 20 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,067 Mom! 21 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,721 -Are you okay? -Yes, it wasn't labor. 22 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,767 It was just... gas. 23 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:15,249 Gas? 24 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,164 Man! 25 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:20,558 You mean this whole thing's like just one big giant gas bubble? 26 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:24,432 Dude, clear the runway, man. 27 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,651 When that sucker goes off, it's gonna be lethal. 28 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,958 Man. 29 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,424 Kirk to Enterprise. 30 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,342 Come in Enterprise. Scotty, I need more power... 31 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,128 And I need it now! 32 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:55,087 Cap'n, I got it at warp factor eight now. 33 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,221 If I give her any more, she'll blow! 34 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,745 Yes, okay. 35 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,051 -Hey, cool phone. Can I use it? -Hey, hey, wait a minute. 36 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,966 Son, this is not a toy. 37 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,796 Yeah, right, Captain Kirk. 38 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:13,018 JT, this phone has one purpose only. 39 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:14,933 It's so if Carol goes into labor, 40 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:17,284 she can reach me wherever I am. 41 00:03:17,371 --> 00:03:19,721 Well, can't they just put a phone in the Porta-potty for you? 42 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:25,117 Probably not. It took me three months just to get a reading light in there. 43 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:30,166 -Hey, Dad. -Yeah. 44 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:32,255 -I have got great news. -What? 45 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,518 -Okay, my friend, Kelly-- -Yeah? 46 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,172 Is going to Disneyland this summer and her parents said I could go too, 47 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,174 if I could come up with 500 bucks for the airfare. 48 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:39,915 - That is good news. - Yeah. 49 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,309 -So anyway, I need a favor. -No, you can't have $500. 50 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:44,746 Why not? 51 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,531 Don't you love me? 52 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,839 Not 500 dollars worth. 53 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:53,668 He doesn't even love me enough to let me use the flip-phone. 54 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,714 Al, if you need money, why don't you go get a job? 55 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,499 I tried. There aren't any. 56 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,718 Well, how about... I don't know... babysitting? 57 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:03,025 Great, Dad. 58 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:06,202 Three bucks an hour, I should make it to Disneyland by the time I'm 80. 59 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,248 I'll go on the Teacups, my teeth will fly out. 60 00:04:09,945 --> 00:04:11,860 Listen, Al, if you want money, 61 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:14,166 you're gonna have to earn it the hard way just like the rest of us. 62 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,734 There's no such thing as easy money. 63 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,475 One last pitch. 64 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:21,130 How about... an advance on my inheritance? 65 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:26,701 That's funny. Inheritance? 66 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:30,661 Al, I'm a construction worker. I've got six kids and one in the oven. 67 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,707 We're watering-down ketchup as it is. 68 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,492 Inheritance! That's so cute. 69 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,977 Man, he is so cheap. 70 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:46,155 Forget about him, Al. 71 00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:47,678 I got a plan. 72 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:50,507 And it's gonna make us a ton of money. 73 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:51,813 Really? How? 74 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,119 Babysitting. 75 00:04:56,252 --> 00:05:00,125 Attention, moron, you cannot make money babysitting. 76 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,606 Not if you babysit one kid... 77 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,434 But what if you go for volume? 78 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:08,438 Okay, ten kids, at three bucks an hour, times four hours. 79 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:11,876 That's... a whole lot of money. 80 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:16,272 Yeah, well, how am I supposed to babysit for ten kids? 81 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,709 Easy. We'll do it together and split the money. 82 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,755 How hard can it be to handle a bunch of kids? 83 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,933 - It could work. - Of course it'll work. 84 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,850 Okay, Dad and Carol aren't going to be home this Friday. We'll do it. What do you say? 85 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:31,200 I say, "I'm going to Disneyland." 86 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,375 Yeah, buddy. 87 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,080 Karen, we've been shopping for three hours. 88 00:05:42,167 --> 00:05:45,257 Haven't you found a prom dress that you like yet? 89 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,998 Mom, are you in a hurry or something? 90 00:05:47,085 --> 00:05:50,045 No, no, no, no, no. I'm just eight months pregnant, 91 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,047 been on my feet since seven a.m., 92 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:53,918 but, you take your time, honey. 93 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,703 I'll let you know if my water breaks. 94 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,445 How are we doing over here? 95 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,490 Well, all of these are rejects. 96 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:04,494 Well, it takes some time to find the perfect prom dress. 97 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:08,237 Yeah, well, it took less time to build The Great Wall of China. 98 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,854 What do you think? 99 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,161 Wow, that's sexy. 100 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:20,902 We may need a jacket. 101 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,775 I don't know... 102 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,211 It's a good first impression dress. 103 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,300 I can definitely hear the "wows." 104 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,999 But, I don't know if it has any staying power. 105 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:33,697 I mean, what's this dress going to look like at midnight? 106 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,874 Well, if you don't make up your mind soon, we may find out. 107 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:41,096 Mother, this prom means a lot to me. 108 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:43,838 My date is a very special guy. 109 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,101 I really think I could end up marrying him. 110 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,929 Marrying him? 111 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:50,497 I've never even heard you talk about him. What's his name? 112 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,194 -Brad. -Brad what? 113 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:55,153 I don't know. I just met him yesterday. 114 00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:05,990 Yes. Her baby hotline! 115 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,396 Honey, it's me. Hi, yeah... 116 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,790 J.T? 117 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:25,227 J.T, I told you never to call me on this phone. 118 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,055 I'm sorry, son, I'm sorry. 119 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:29,797 I didn't know it was an emergency. What is it? 120 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:34,236 No, I do not know where the TV remote is. 121 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,240 JT... 122 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,547 Listen to me very carefully. 123 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:43,463 If you call me again, I'll have you killed. 124 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:45,856 Love 'ya. 125 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:50,513 -Hey, Uncle Frank. Hey... -Hey, Code. 126 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,602 -I got that molding you wanted. -Aw, thanks, thanks. 127 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,952 Yeah. Hey, dude. 128 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,607 I sent a couple guys down on a lumber run, you know, and I told them that 129 00:07:57,694 --> 00:08:01,437 since they'd be cruising right by the hardware store, to pick up that PVC pipe we needed. 130 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,526 Hey, Mr. Lambert, you were right. 131 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,702 The, first floor bathroom was right where you said it was. 132 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,226 It was on the first floor. 133 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:12,535 I've been in construction a lot-of years, Dave. 134 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:13,580 Cool. 135 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:20,238 Yeah. Anyway, Cody, listen, you've been doing such a great job for me, 136 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:23,154 that I've decided to, make you my foreman. 137 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,722 Foreman? 138 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:27,985 Dude, you messing with my head? 139 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:31,859 No, no. I mean it. It will really help me out, okay. 140 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,383 I mean, when the baby comes, I'm gonna want to spend more time at home. 141 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:36,385 And that way, you can cover for me. 142 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,605 Raging? 143 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,258 The Code-man as the Fore-man. 144 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:43,392 Yeah, dude. Yeah... buddy. 145 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:47,309 Yeah, the lead dog, the head honcho, el burrito supreme-o. 146 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,836 Listen, one of your first jobs as foreman is 147 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:56,797 to go over there and tell the new guy, Dave, to speed up his work a little bit. Okay? 148 00:08:56,884 --> 00:09:01,236 And also tell him to put those nails a little closer together on the casing? 149 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:04,892 Wow, man, you mean, I got to tell people what to do, Uncle Frank? 150 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:08,591 Doesn't that seem kind of bossy? 151 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:11,420 Cody, you're the foreman. That means you're the boss. 152 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,944 Yeah, I know. But, I always thought it kind of just meant 153 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,293 you got to drive the big truck. 154 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,340 Yeah... 155 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,473 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 156 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:30,526 -Hey, dude. Hey. -Hey. 157 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,577 Hey, Dave, dude. I'm Cody. 158 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,014 The new foreman. 159 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,494 -Hey, congratulations. -Hey, thanks, man. 160 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,496 Hey, listen. I just wanted to tell you, you know, 161 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,368 you're doing a totally awesome job over here, you know. 162 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,457 Thanks. 163 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,329 But if there is any way you can, kind of like, speed it up a little bit 164 00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:54,245 and, like, put those nails just a little bit closer together, 165 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,508 so like, the door casing doesn't fall off the wall. 166 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,815 You know, that'd be totally cool. 167 00:09:58,902 --> 00:10:01,339 - It's easier this way. - That's cool, too. 168 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,741 Man, I don't know if I can keep coming down on guys like this, you know. 169 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,185 Hey, the kids are going to be here any minute. 170 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:25,102 Any chance you can get off your fat butt and help me? 171 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:27,714 Al, what's there to do? We just stick 'em in front of the TV, 172 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,717 stuff 'em full of candy, and four hours later, we're rich. 173 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,198 All right. Bring on the bucks. 174 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,768 - Stop it! - Just stop! 175 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,857 Stop it! Kids, stop it! Stop! Stop! 176 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:44,078 - Stop it. Stop it! - Stop! Stop! Stop! 177 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,822 Hello, JT. 178 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,737 Hi, Mrs. Weber. 179 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:54,044 And look at this, it's the lovely Weber children. 180 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,132 Yeah, whatever. 181 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,614 I'll pick 'em up at ten. 182 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:04,359 Hi... 183 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,710 -Hi, kids. -You're ugly. 184 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,541 Well, aren't you just a precious little thing? 185 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,851 Hey, I'm Al. I'll be sitting with JT. 186 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,505 Hello, hot lips! 187 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,032 -Hey. -Where have you been all my life? 188 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,209 Excuse me? 189 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:31,429 I think you and me could make beautiful music together. 190 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,607 I think you need some ice down your pants. 191 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,480 Whatever turns you on, babe. 192 00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,225 Okay, kids, who wants candy? 193 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,096 -I do, I do. -I want candy. 194 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:47,707 Okay, follow me. 195 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,319 I'm He-Man. 196 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,367 You better cut that out or you'll be " She" Man. 197 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,897 Finally. We're alone. 198 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,900 Why don't you pour us a drink 199 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,989 and we'll get to know each other. 200 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,038 Listen here, you little pervert... 201 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:20,130 I'm in high school and you're still wearing cartoon underpants. 202 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:23,873 So can the hoochie-coochie talk or I'll take you to the vet and have you fixed. 203 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:28,138 You are a feisty one. 204 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:31,925 Sit down! 205 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:41,325 Is this JT's Babysitting Service? 206 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,413 Yeah. 207 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,330 Okay, kids, this is the place. 208 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941 Everybody out of the bus. 209 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,943 Bus? 210 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:53,076 Church kids. Very well behaved. 211 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,260 I wouldn't give them any more sugar. 212 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:07,264 Here's their names, phone numbers. Good luck. 213 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,049 Where are you going? 214 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,878 I've been with these kids since dawn. I need a drink. 215 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,497 This is not good. 216 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,111 Okay. I love you. Bye. 217 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,200 All right there, Lambert. 218 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,812 No personal phone calls during working hours. You know that. 219 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,206 Too tough? 220 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:40,036 No, Cody. As a matter of fact, sometimes you've got to be tough to get the job done. 221 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:58,315 As a matter of fact, Cody, I think you're gonna have to be tougher with the new guy. 222 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,013 He hasn't done a thing right all day. 223 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,015 Yeah. So what do you want me to do? 224 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:05,714 Like, go over there and, like, give him a real disapproving sigh? 225 00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:11,720 No, I want you to go over there and fire him. 226 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,200 Fire him? 227 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,811 Dude. I don't know if I can do that. 228 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:19,815 Okay, listen, how about if I give him a sigh and a really gnarly scowl. 229 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,906 Cody! We have a schedule to keep here. 230 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,517 We can't afford to correct his mistakes all the time. 231 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:30,347 Now I want you to get tough, go over there, and fire him. 232 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:34,003 All right. Heavy is the butt that wears the crown? 233 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,574 - Hey, Dave. - Hey. 234 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,664 Remember me? El burrito supreme-o? 235 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:46,363 -Yeah. How's it going? -Yeah. You know, funny you should mention "going." 236 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,278 Yeah. 237 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:50,019 You know how sometimes you like wake up in the morning 238 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,543 and you just don't feel like going to work? 239 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,197 Yeah, I sure do. 240 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,721 All right, from now on, go with that feeling. 241 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:01,335 Wait. Are you saying I'm fired? 242 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,380 Yeah, but I like the way you say it a lot better. 243 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,516 Man, I'm really sorry to hear that. 244 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,605 I mean, I don't want to burden you with my problems 245 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,912 or anything, but I've got five kids. 246 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:16,263 You know, two of them need braces, and one of them needs an operation, 247 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,440 and my wife just told me this morning, she's expecting twins. 248 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,225 Twins? Dude... 249 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,793 Sounds like your life's going around the bowl and down the hole. 250 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,970 Man. 251 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,320 I'll tell you what, man. Why don't you just like grab a seat right here 252 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,496 and, I'll go see if I can save your job. 253 00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,759 -Cool. I'll take a break. -Yeah, dude. 254 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,459 Man! 255 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,635 Well, did you fire him? 256 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,768 Yeah, Uncle Frank, man. I couldn't give him the old heave-ho. 257 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,770 Did you know his kids are sick? 258 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,948 Yeah. And his wife's expecting twins. Dude... 259 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:52,168 Cody, Dave isn't even married. 260 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,910 He just told you that sob story so he could keep his job. 261 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,174 You mean, he lied to me? 262 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,482 Yes, he lied to you. 263 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,618 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 264 00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:11,231 You slung me the bull and now you're fired. 265 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,147 -You saying I'm fired again? -That's right. 266 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,323 But this time, I mean it. 267 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,151 You're fired. Hit the bricks. 268 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,457 Don't let the door hit 'ya where the good Lord split'ya. 269 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,986 Dude... 270 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,293 Boy, I know he deserved it, man, but that's got to be the toughest thing I ever did. 271 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,992 Man, that feels terrible. 272 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,604 Well, Cody, you shouldn't. I mean, you did what needed to be done. 273 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:37,953 - Really? - Yeah. 274 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,520 -You feel okay about it? -You bet. 275 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,609 Good. 276 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,306 - 'Cause Dave's stealing your truck. 277 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,049 - Cody! Get him! - Dude... 278 00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,838 Get out, you brat! 279 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,931 Get out of the fireplace, you little creep. 280 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:04,806 Help me! Help me! 281 00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:12,422 You're bigger than them. How did this happen? 282 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,730 They ganged up on me. There were hundreds of them. 283 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,695 My God. 284 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,613 Man, am I glad to see you guys. 285 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,572 What is all this? 286 00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,966 JT and I are trying to babysit for 30 kids 287 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,057 and things got a little out of hand. 288 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,711 Look. All right, guys, you've got to help us. 289 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,586 What do you think, Mark? Should we help them? 290 00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,067 Well, it would be the noble thing to do. 291 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:53,072 Nah! 292 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,075 Frank, your genius children have done it again. 293 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,387 Freeze! 294 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:10,959 You... 295 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:14,745 and you, in the kitchen, now. 296 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,791 Give me that. 297 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,758 All right... 298 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,250 Just let me help you here. Okay. 299 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,861 You just go in there with the rest of them, all right. 300 00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,562 Okay... 301 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,261 Start talking. 302 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:56,135 Well, I knew how much Al wanted to go to Disneyland 303 00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,269 so, being the loving brother that I am, 304 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:04,447 I suggested we start a babysitting service. 305 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,841 Well, what ever gave you the idea that 306 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,671 you could use my house as a day care center? 307 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,455 We didn't think you'd find out. 308 00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,370 You said you weren't gonna be home until midnight. 309 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:20,376 Which brings up a very interesting point. 310 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,858 You lied to us. 311 00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,866 Is that the kind of father you want to be? 312 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,477 A liar? 313 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,872 Be a good time for me to shut up? 314 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,005 - Yeah. - All right. 315 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360 Look, Dad, um... 316 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667 I'm real sorry about all this. 317 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,018 I guess... 318 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,673 I just really wanted to go on that vacation with my friend, 319 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,763 and... I got desperate. 320 00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:04,768 Look, Al, I know you were in a big hurry to buy that airplane ticket, 321 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:10,557 but I told you, there is no such thing as easy money. 322 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:14,387 Yeah, I guess all the money we made tonight is gonna go towards the damages? 323 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,998 Yeah, I'd say so. 324 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:20,219 Now, I want you two to clean this kitchen, now. 325 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,351 I'm gonna go phone the parents of those kids. 326 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,228 Man, now I'm never gonna get to go to California with my friend. 327 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,060 Not necessarily. 328 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:41,501 Al, I have got an idea 329 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:44,547 that is gonna make us a ton of money. 330 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,637 Check it out. 331 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:51,293 We import and distribute exotic reptiles. 332 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,036 You're an idiot. 333 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,734 No, no, no. It's gonna work. Check this out. 334 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,911 We'll hitchhike to Mexico, wear really baggy pants, 335 00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:03,044 and we'll stuff like snakes and lizards down our pants. 336 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,567 What could go wrong with that? 337 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:11,922 That's it for the eleven o'clock news. 338 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,708 We'll be off the air until six a.m. Good night. 339 00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:27,242 Herbie, what do you think? 340 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:35,163 Mom, Ethel, wake up. 341 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,252 What? 342 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,299 I found it. The perfect prom dress. 343 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,301 What do you think? 344 00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:43,780 Wow. 345 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,610 You look beautiful. 346 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,743 I'll take it. 347 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:52,093 Hallelujah! 348 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:56,315 Now, what about shoes?