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Frank.

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Frank, wake up.

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I'm sorry,
from the back,
you both look the same.

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What, honey?

5
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Frank, I think I hear
strange footsteps
in the house.

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Mommy.

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Where are you, Mommy?

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I need you.

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He must be sleepwalking.

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Aw, jeez.

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Hey, Mommy,
I'm really scared tonight.

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Can I sleep
with you and Daddy?

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No, no, no, no, no.
Now, no, no, no.

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Mommy, I love you and Daddy.

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That does it.

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I'm waking him up
and he's getting out of here.

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No, Frank!
You can't wake up
a sleepwalker.

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It can cause severe
trauma and confusion.

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Carol, it's Cody.
Who's gonna notice
the difference?

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Cody?

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Yes, Mommy?

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Yeah, Cody,
how old are you, Cody?

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I'm this many.

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He thinks he's five years old.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Well, five years old,
is a big boy.

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And big boys sleep
in their own...

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vans.

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-Come on,
go to sleep in your van.
-Okay.

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Here we go.
Whoopee.

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Hey, Daddy.

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Would you sing me
a song and tuck me in?

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Now, you're getting
on my nerves.

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Come on, Frank.

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All right! 
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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We'll sing a song.

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So, as you've probably
found in your readings,

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Plato and Nietzsche
weren't just philosophers,

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they were pioneers
in the field of ethics.

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Okay, that's all for today.

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I've graded your papers.
You can pick them up
on the way out.

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Groaning,
that's exactly what I did when
I read most of your papers.

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But happily,
one did stand out.

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So much so that
I gave it an A .

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Okay, see you Thursday.

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Gee, an A .

47
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I wonder
who could've gotten that?

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Maybe it's me.

49
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Yeah, right, you don't
even know how to spell "A ."

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All right, fine, you got
the highest grade
in the class.

51
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You're still stuck
with that face.

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Thank you, Professor Flynn.

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You're welcome, Ms. Foster.

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J.T., you did a great job
on this paper.

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Thank you.

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You keep this up, and
you could end up being
my favorite student.

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You gave me an A .

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Man, I haven't
gotten one of these
since Coloring.

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So, Dana, how's that A ?

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I can't believe this.
She gave me a B.

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I mean, I'm
the smartest person in there.

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If I didn't get the A ,
then who did?

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Gee, I don't know.

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Could it be... me?

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-Give me that.
-Yeah.

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You got an A ?

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That's right, Barky.
Eat my GPA.

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This stinks.

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I'm going back there
and I'm talking
to Professor Flynn about this.

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You do that.

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I'm gonna
get this thing framed.

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No, I'm not seeing
Phil anymore.

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Actually, there's
a new guy that
I'm very interested in.

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No, he's a student.
His name is J.T.

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I know he's young.

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But I can't help it.
He's got a cute butt.

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"Cute butt"?

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Yeah, I buttered him up
by giving him an A 

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and tonight, I'm going
to invite him over to my place

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and show him the true meaning
of "teacher's pet."

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I'm telling you Al,
when I get this barbecue
put together,

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I'll be able to cook
400 hot dogs in an hour.

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That's great, Dad.

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Yeah, bud.

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What's all this?

86
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Dad's becoming
the Wiener King.

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Honey, I'm telling you,
I got the deal of the century

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on the top of the line,
outdoor, meat grilling system.

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I mean, it's got
three cooking surfaces,

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a smoker, a rotisserie,
and enough propane
to launch a rocket.

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Frank, why on earth
do we need
the "mother of all barbecues?"

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You're not a man, are you?

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You just don't understand
the beauty, honey,

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of 15,000 BTUs
scorching their way through
a hunk of raw meat.

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Now, that's manly.

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I'm telling you, honey,
when I get
this bad boy fired up,

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you'll be able to shove a cow
in one end, and get burgers
and steaks out of the other.

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Yeah, and you're putting
this inferno
together yourself?

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You betcha.

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Don't you think you oughtta
even look at the directions?

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Honey, directions
are for people who have
no idea what they're doing.

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Wouldn't that be you?

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Carol, I am a contractor.
I build houses.

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How tough can a barbecue be?

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Yeah, well, that's what
you said when you fixed
the water heater

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and you blew off
the side of the house.

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Women.

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"Intermittent flow
restrictor valve."

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J.T., I just want you
to know I was right.

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You didn't deserve that A .

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Dana, babe, let it go.

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If you keep harping on this,
you're just gonna wind up
a bitter old hag.

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It's too late.

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For your information,

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the only reason
you got that A 

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is because the professor
wants to seduce you.

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Get out of here.

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I overheard her on the phone.

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She's going to invite you
to her apartment tonight

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for a little horizontal
teacher's conference.

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Yeah, right, Dana.

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Not only does this gorgeous
babe give me an A , but she
also wants to jump my bones?

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Yeah, right, Dana.
I should be so lucky.

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Hello?

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Yeah, this is J.T.

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Hi, Professor Flynn.

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I told you! I told you!

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Sure, I'd be happy
to help you do some research.

129
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,804
Research!

130
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:10,027
Right, right.
315 Sycamore Lane,

131
00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,596
Apartment 207.

132
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All right. Yeah, fine.
See you at 8:00.

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Bye.

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See?

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00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:22,736
My God, Dana, you were right.

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She wants to get me
over there so she can
have her way with me.

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Yes! Yes!
Touchdown!

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You the man!

139
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I can't believe
you're going to do this.

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What's so hard
to believe, Dana?

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I'll get great grades
in school,

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a little hands on
tutoring at night.

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I'm not seeing
a down side here, Dana.

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J.T., I know this seems like
your dream come true,

145
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but your first time
should be something special.

146
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,385
It should be
with somebody that you love.

147
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:07,041
And who says
this is my first time?

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00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,873
Okay, it's my first time.

149
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,398
But... But so what, Dana?

150
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,313
I've been to the zoo,
I know what goes where.

151
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:28,976
J.T., I never thought
I would say this, but
you are not a zoo animal.

152
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:35,243
Sex is a lot more
than "what goes where."

153
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:41,553
It's about feelings
and emotions and intimacy.

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00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,166
If you sleep with this woman
that you barely know,

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00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:51,868
it'll be cheap,
tawdry, and loveless.

156
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:55,785
I mean, is that what you want
for your first memory of love?

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Yeah, buddy!

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Hi.

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00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:29,906
Hi.

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00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,212
Come on in.

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00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:41,309
Wow, Professor Flynn,
you look a lot different
than you do in class.

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00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,140
Listen, why don't you
call me by my first name.

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00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,881
Which is?

164
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,621
Heather.

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00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,799
Heather, you mean
like Locklear?

166
00:11:52,886 --> 00:11:54,061
Exactly.

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00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,192
Wow!

168
00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,328
Would you, like some wine?

169
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,721
Sure.

170
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,256
So, you're a teacher?

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00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,565
That's right.

172
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:22,829
Wow, that's great.

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00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:26,093
I've had a lot of teachers.

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00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,879
No, I don't mean, "had"
in the biblical sense,

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00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:34,014
I mean, I was just
in their class, yeah.

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00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:36,799
Look, you seem
a little nervous.

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00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,496
You know, there's
no reason to be.

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00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,672
Nervous?
No way, I'm not nervous.

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00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:47,854
So,

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00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,813
what's this research project
you wanted to
talk to me about?

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00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:55,165
J.T., I have a
confession to make.

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I didn't invite you
over here to do research.

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I invited you because...

184
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,694
I find you very...

185
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,524
very attractive.

186
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:11,529
Wow, I think
you're great looking, too.

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00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:14,576
As a matter of fact, you are
the prettiest teacher I've had

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00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,665
since Ms. Bostock
in kindergarten.

189
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,060
- Man, that was lame.
- No.

190
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,977
Actually, it was very sweet.

191
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:26,718
But I guarantee after tonight,

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00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,982
you're gonna forget
all about Ms. Bostock,

193
00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:33,377
because I'm going to
teach you things you never
learned in grade school.

194
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:50,003
That's great.
But, I thought
we'd talk first.

195
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,049
Well, I'd rather do this.

196
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:03,190
That was great, too...

197
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:08,456
but if we're gonna get
friendly, and you obviously
want to get friendly,

198
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:12,242
then, maybe we should
get to know each other?

199
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,288
Yeah.

200
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,681
Well, I already
know everything
I need to know about you.

201
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,597
You're here and you're cute.

202
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,254
Okay, I'll talk first.

203
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,823
I was born in Sheboygan.
I have a hobby,
I like fishing.

204
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,129
Do you like fishing?

205
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,305
Shut up, J.T.

206
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,917
I caught my first
big mouth bass
when I was nine.

207
00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,614
Do you know...

208
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:45,101
Do you know why they call it
a big mouth bass?

209
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,712
I don't care.

210
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,630
You know,

211
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,548
it's getting
just a tad bit warm in here.

212
00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,943
I can definitely
take care of that.

213
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,077
Hey, look, look, hey.
I think I want to stop.

214
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,340
Why?

215
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,299
I don't think I can do this.

216
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,127
Don't you want me?

217
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,347
More than
my next five minutes
of oxygen.

218
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,568
Then what's the problem?

219
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,660
I can't believe
I'm saying this,

220
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,447
but I don't want
to sleep with you.

221
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,841
I told you,
you don't have to be nervous.

222
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,888
Just relax and
I'll take care of everything.

223
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:41,070
God, I know we don't
talk much, but I could
use your help right now.

224
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,948
Look, look, look, I got to
get out of here before I do
something I'm gonna regret.

225
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,253
Are you sure?

226
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,909
No, that's why I'm leaving.

227
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,694
Man.

228
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,278
This is all your fault, Dana.

229
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,715
What are you talking about?

230
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:21,545
Like you don't know.

231
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,679
"Your first time should
be something special.

232
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,377
"It should be with somebody
you really love."

233
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,814
Yeah, right.
Thanks for putting all that junk in my head, Dana.

234
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,686
You ruined my night.

235
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,644
You mean, you didn't have sex?

236
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,995
Do I look like
a man that had sex?

237
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:43,480
J.T., I am amazed.

238
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:48,485
Despite the fact
that temptation was
staring you in the face,

239
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,880
you actually
did the right thing.

240
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,535
I mean... I mean, here is
this gorgeous woman,

241
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,059
and all she wants to do
is have sex with you.

242
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:02,021
I mean,
she's practically saying,

243
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:05,024
"Here, take me.

244
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,724
"Rip off all my clothes.

245
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,683
"Do whatever you want with me.

246
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,642
"I mean, let your
hands roam free..."

247
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,687
Dana, Dana, you don't
have to paint me a picture.

248
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,994
I was there.

249
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:22,084
Man, I don't even want
to talk about it anymore.

250
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,653
I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a very nice,
long, cold shower.

251
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,655
Man.

252
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,526
J.T.?

253
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,398
What?

254
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,140
I don't know if this
means anything to you,

255
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:37,273
but based on
the decision you made tonight,

256
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,711
you definitely deserve
an A  in ethics.

257
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,670
Yeah, right, Dana.
I'm a saint.

258
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:43,888
Great.

259
00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,629
But do me a favor.

260
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,850
The next time a gorgeous babe
throws herself at me,

261
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,634
keep your mouth shut.

262
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,557
-No, no, no, honey,
I want you to see it work.
-Okay, okay.

263
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,298
Come on, everybody!

264
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:06,085
Hey, Cody, Son, come here.
I want you to see it work.

265
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:10,089
Well, there it is.

266
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,482
The Meatmaster 5,000.

267
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,267
Wow, Dad,
that looks pretty cool.

268
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,270
Yeah, well, Son,
some day this'll all be yours.

269
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,232
Hey, Frank, what are
all these extra parts for?

270
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,843
Who knows?

271
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,411
Frank, they look
kind of important.

272
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,240
Hey, Carol, let me explain
to you how this works, okay?

273
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:34,896
At the factory, they give
a part-time job to some
dopey college kid.

274
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,854
He doesn't
have anything to do,

275
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,726
so he puts a lot
of extra parts in a bag
and throws them in a box.

276
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,293
It's not important.
Okay?

277
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,424
You ready?

278
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,818
Gas on.

279
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:46,995
Ignition.

280
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,217
Let's go.

281
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,700
Frank, look at that!

282
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:15,937
Just guessing here,
but I think this baby might
be the fuel regulator.

283
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,642
Who's there?

284
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:29,124
It's me, Mommy,
we're gonna have to hurry.

285
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,909
God,
it's Baby Huey, again.

286
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,174
Yeah, I'll help you pack.

287
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,914
Now, let's see,

288
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:39,613
we're gonna need a nightgown.

289
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,355
We're gonna have to hurry
if we're gonna get you
to the hospital on time.

290
00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,747
I'll meet you in the car.

291
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,271
We can't let him
take the car, Frank.

292
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,534
He could drive it off a cliff.

293
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,624
Well, honey, it's not like
we don't have another car.

294
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,670
-Frank, would you go wake him.
-Yeah, okay.

295
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,324
-And do it gently.
-Okay.

296
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,286
Hey, Cody.

297
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,592
Yes, Daddy?

298
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,292
Cody.

299
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,163
I love you, Daddy.

300
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,860
Cody!

301
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,080
Uncle Frank.

302
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,212
Yeah.

303
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,561
Carol, hey.

304
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,390
Was I sleepwalking again?

305
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,695
Yes.

306
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,741
Why do I keep doing that?

307
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,438
Well, I don't know, pal.

308
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,659
But you were talking
like a five-year-old, again.

309
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:29,967
You know, one of my
customers at the shop told me,

310
00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,535
you know, that
sometimes people sleepwalk

311
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,059
when they're trying
to work out a problem
in their subconscious.

312
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:40,108
You know, maybe something
traumatic happened to you
when you were five years old.

313
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,458
Well, the only thing
that happened to me that year

314
00:20:42,545 --> 00:20:44,808
was my baby sister was born
in the back of a cab
and I was there to see it.

315
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,335
Man, there was birth goo
all over the place.

316
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,078
I thought
my mom was going to die.

317
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,559
I thought my baby sister
was going to die, too.

318
00:20:56,646 --> 00:21:00,128
I thought my Dad was
going to lose his mind.

319
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,304
And then I'd be like this
poor little five-year-old kid,

320
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,785
all alone in the world,
with no family, you know.

321
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,570
Why would
that traumatize anybody?

322
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,834
Cody, that's it.

323
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,402
You had this horrible
experienceas a kid

324
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,187
and now you're worried
that I won't get
to the hospital in time.

325
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,757
Moment of clarity.

326
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,978
Hey, now I know
why I've been sleepwalking.

327
00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:26,981
Cody, you know,
that must have been a really
scary thing for you as a kid.

328
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:28,983
But, you know,
your sister turned out fine.

329
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,419
And your parents
are fine, too.

330
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,552
Yeah.
And listen, don't worry, pal.

331
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,555
I'm gonna make sure
that Carol gets
to the hospital on time.

332
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,861
Wow, that's good news
for me.

333
00:21:37,948 --> 00:21:41,212
Good news for your
auto upholstery, too.

334
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,084
Yeah, well,
I'll tell you what.

335
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,173
We've all had
a real busy night.

336
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,480
Why don't we all just,
you know, turn in
and get some sleep.

337
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,090
We'll all just go to sleep.

338
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,309
Yeah, I'd love to,
Uncle Frank,

339
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,659
but I'll tell you, you know,

340
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,270
you guys opened
the flood gates to all my
childhood memories, you know.

341
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,012
Incoming trauma.

342
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,929
Dude, I remember
when I was six...

343
00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:04,366
Man, I went to go visit
my cousin's farm, you know.

344
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:07,587
And I was gonna milk the cow,
but I accidently
tried to milk the bull.

345
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,634
Needless to say,
he was not too pleased
with the whole thing.

346
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:17,597
You know, when I was seven
I went to go visit my grandma.

347
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:20,991
I accidentally walked in on her in the shower. Boy.

348
00:22:21,078 --> 00:22:22,558
I thought
that bull was ugly...