1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,396 Man, that is incredible. 2 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:08,269 You are the luckiest guy in the world. 3 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,315 Congratulations, Dave. 4 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,317 Yeah, I'm really happy for you. 5 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,276 Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. 6 00:00:15,363 --> 00:00:16,973 Yeah, take care. 7 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,584 Dirtbag. 8 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:24,285 Talk about Captain Moodswing. 9 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,113 What crawled up your shorts and died? 10 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,551 This jerk I went to high school with 11 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:32,336 just got hired as a management trainee at General Motors. 12 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:35,600 Wow. Is that like one of those college work study programs? 13 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:38,255 - Yeah. - Man, those things are raging, man. 14 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:40,518 You get like college credit. 15 00:00:40,605 --> 00:00:42,477 you get a shot at one of those jobs where they pay you tons of dough 16 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,174 and you don't have to do squat. 17 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,784 Yeah, I know, I'm perfect for that. 18 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,525 Yeah. 19 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,745 I don't know, Cody. I feel like I'm going nowhere. 20 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:52,313 Well, let's review your life, okay? Now, 21 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,662 since high school, 22 00:00:53,749 --> 00:00:55,272 you got a job washing cars 23 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,753 where you make slightly less money than, say, 24 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,494 a paperboy, right? 25 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:01,887 You still live at home, 26 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:04,368 where you sponge off your parents, and, 27 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,022 you share a bunk bed with a ten year old. 28 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,418 Dude, sounds like nowhere to me. 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,074 Man, that is totally unfair. 30 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,815 How come Dave's a management trainee and I'm nowhere? 31 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,253 Well, Dude, isn't it obvious? He's going to college. 32 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,343 I mean, hey, 33 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,084 if you want a shot at one of those high paying fast end jobs, 34 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,868 you gotta go to school too. 35 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,218 Man, I hate school. 36 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:32,179 Dude, school's killer, man. It enriches your mind. That's why I'm going. 37 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,919 Dudesie, rainbow. 38 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,663 Man, I can't believe I'm actually thinking about 39 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,970 going back to school, voluntarily. 40 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:43,233 Dude, you're gonna love college, man. 41 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,888 Look, dig it, they got millions of cool books, 42 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,716 they got these really gnarly professors, like, 43 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,544 if you got any problem with anything, 44 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,502 killer student store 45 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,243 where you can get a rad bubble gun just like this one. 46 00:01:55,419 --> 00:01:57,117 Dude, I love higher education. 47 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,712 Alright, now listen up. 48 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,757 We're gonna need some quiet. 49 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:15,107 That's right, the college students are about to delve 50 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,805 into the bowels of knowledge. 51 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,461 Cody, we're the only ones home right now. 52 00:03:22,071 --> 00:03:23,377 Never mind. 53 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,689 You know, I can't believe they actually let JT into a college. 54 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,169 It must be part of the 55 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,649 "Aid to the Chronically Stupid" program. 56 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,566 Go sniff a hydrant, Barky. 57 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,048 If you can get into the college, so can I. 58 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:45,312 Alright, JT, dude, what do you got for homework? 59 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,792 I have to read the first chapter in "Economic Basics." 60 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:50,360 JT, that's 61 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:53,755 "Basic Economics," not "Economic Basics." 62 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:56,018 Here's a helpful hint for college, learn to read. 63 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,979 Well, here's a helpful hint for life, 64 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,154 eat my shorts. 65 00:04:04,156 --> 00:04:06,594 Alright, okay, crack the books and put your brains in turbo. 66 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,479 JT, dude, what are you doing? 67 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,047 I'm taking a break. 68 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:28,877 From what? Opening the book? 69 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:34,491 I can't concentrate. You guys are breathing too loud. 70 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,539 I'm gonna go upstairs and study in my room. 71 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,192 Hey, cuz, 72 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,977 you might want to take your book with you, you know. 73 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:45,459 Yeah. 74 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,504 You know, JT, here's an idea. Why don't you 75 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,898 sit on the book? So that way, it'll be closer to your brain. 76 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,687 Sorry, dude. 77 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:02,824 That was a good one. 78 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,051 - I do not. - You do too. 79 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,226 -I do not. -You-- 80 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:16,794 -Mr. Lambert. -Yeah? 81 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:17,882 Will you settle an argument for us? 82 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,797 Sure. What is it? 83 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:22,974 Doesn't Mark look exactly like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger? 84 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:27,327 How young? 85 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,069 You know what I mean. 86 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,984 Look at him. He's a hunk. 87 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,205 That washboard stomach, 88 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,773 that, that massive chest, 89 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:41,819 those bands of steel, he calls arms. 90 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,954 Gabby, let me see those glasses, would you ? 91 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:53,309 Yeah, I'd have this prescription checked, 92 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:55,050 because I'm, 93 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:59,054 I'm just not seeing Schwarzenegger. 94 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:02,318 See, I told you. I look nothing like Arnold Schwarzenegger. 95 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,668 Stallone, maybe. 96 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:07,628 Especially after I pump iron. 97 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:09,760 Mark, I'd check your own prescription while I was at it. 98 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,637 Frank, 99 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:20,118 I have something really great planned for next Tuesday night. 100 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,946 Well, alright, 101 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:24,166 I just got my Zorro costume back from the dry cleaners. 102 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,214 We are meeting with some people from a very 103 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,955 prestigious pre school. 104 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:34,002 Pre school? For who? 105 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,090 For the baby. 106 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,136 Gee, honey, 107 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:41,183 don't you think you're rushing things, here? I mean, 108 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,098 the kid is still living in fluid. 109 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,102 Frank, if you want to get your child into the best schools, 110 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,886 you have to get them on the waiting list, early. 111 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,280 And they just don't take anybody at the Sutton Academy. 112 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,761 The Sutton Academy, 113 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,719 it's the name of a pre school? 114 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,548 Whatever happened to names like, "Miss Daisy's Ducky Room". 115 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,159 Frank, 116 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,466 I mean, nowadays, pre-schools are so much more 117 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,076 than just a babysitting service. 118 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,861 You know at the Sutton Academy, 119 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:09,298 they have a computer room, they have a science lab, and 120 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,692 a "Theater in the Round" so that they can 121 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,607 perform Shakespeare. 122 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,262 Shakespeare in diapers? 123 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,918 What is that? "To poop or not to poop?" 124 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,403 Frank, it's a very competitive world out there 125 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,883 and you have to give your child 126 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:31,059 every educational advantage that you can 127 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,843 Carol, all my kids 128 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,759 went to Miss Daisy's Ducky Room 129 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:38,196 They spent all their time gluing macaroni 130 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:40,372 on paper plates, and they turned out just fine. 131 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:44,812 Dad, 132 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,684 can you help me? 133 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:51,166 I got stuck in the trash can again. 134 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,950 Son, how many times have I told you? 135 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,953 If you drop a cookie, don't go in after it. 136 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,478 Alright, same as last time. Here we go. 137 00:07:58,565 --> 00:07:59,957 And one, two, 138 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,263 three. 139 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,962 I see, it was a macaroon. Well, of course 140 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,234 Hey, Cody. 141 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:19,194 Hey, Dana, want to give me a hand? 142 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:21,413 Sure. What, do you want me to hold that down while you tie it? 143 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,372 No, want some applause, man. 144 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:27,115 I did such a killer job wrapping this present. Look at that. 145 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,683 Thank you, thank you, very much. 146 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,380 Who's that for? 147 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,382 JT. Man, I bought him an "East Wis U" sweatshirt. 148 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:34,992 You know, he had his first test today. 149 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,385 I think he aced it. 150 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,996 Aced it? 151 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,911 You saw the way he studies. 152 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,131 He's got the attention span of an ant. 153 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:47,483 And not one of the smart ants. 154 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,441 Like, if there wasn't another ant in front of him, 155 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,834 he wouldn't find his way back to the hill. 156 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:55,230 No, JT's smart, 157 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,841 - just not in a way everybody can tell. 158 00:08:57,928 --> 00:09:00,583 Like, you know, kinda like, you're sweet, only nobody can tel. 159 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,469 So, JT, dude, how'd the test go? 160 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,564 I flunked. 161 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:27,262 Wow, dude. 162 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,786 Well, that's okay, man. It was only your first tent. 163 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:32,789 I mean, hey, you'll do better on it next time. 164 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,139 Forget it, Cody. There isn't going to be a next time, okay? 165 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,925 I can't study. I'm too stupid for college. 166 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,883 I better get good at washing cars, 167 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,798 because that's what I'm going to be doing for the rest of my life. 168 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,206 Frank, what are you doing? I just ironed that couch. 169 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:03,994 I am looking for my fishing magazine, honey. I can't find it. 170 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,169 I threw it out. 171 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,217 You threw it out? 172 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,175 Frank, the people from The Sutton Academy 173 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:13,308 are coming over tonight and I want them to think that 174 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,658 we're intelligent people, not... 175 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,139 ...catfish people. 176 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,358 Now, listen, Carol, I'm not going to put on some 177 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,969 phoney baloney act 178 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,667 just to impress some fancy pants pre school. 179 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,408 Well, I'm not asking you to be phoney. 180 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,192 I'm asking you to be yourself. 181 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,324 Except for one thing. 182 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,719 What? 183 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,285 Would you mind changing your belt buckle? 184 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,204 What's wrong with my belt buckle? 185 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,771 Well, nothing, 186 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,991 if you're heavyweight champion of the world. 187 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,387 It's just that some people think that those big belt buckles are gaudy. 188 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:50,824 and I want to make a good impression. 189 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,477 Carol, if they're not going to let our kid 190 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:53,827 into Sutton Academy because 191 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:56,264 of my belt buckle, then the heck with them. 192 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,353 That's them. Now please, 193 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,398 -please be nice, okay? -I'll be nice. I promise I'll be nice. 194 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,839 Well, hi, I'm Carol Lambert. 195 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,885 Veronica Preston. Sutton Academy. We spoke on the phone. 196 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:12,236 Yes, how nice to meet you. And you must be Mr. Smith. 197 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,369 That's Smythe. 198 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,633 Smythe. Well, that's... nythe. 199 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,860 And, and this is my husband, Frank. 200 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,166 How you doing? Hey, come on in and take a load off. 201 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,516 Boy, it's cold out there, you're going to want to warm right up. 202 00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,954 -Have a seat, buddy. -Thank you. 203 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,130 Would you like some lemon meringue pie? 204 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,609 I made it myself. 205 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,872 Homemade pie, 206 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,264 how quaint. 207 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:41,744 No, thank you. 208 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,267 The purpose of this interview is 209 00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,400 to find out about your background and 210 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,619 to assess your home environment, 211 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,361 in terms of what kind of child might live here. 212 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:53,190 Well, if I do say so myself, 213 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,670 I think that we have a 214 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,977 wonderful home environment, and 215 00:11:57,064 --> 00:12:00,328 we've raised some very special children. 216 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,114 Dad, Carol, check this out. 217 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,073 Brendan can drink milk upside down 218 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,770 and blow snot bubbles out his nose. 219 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,828 Kids, we have company. 220 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,787 It's not really time to do any of your milk tricks, okay? 221 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:34,057 Yes, so why don't you two run upstairs and read the encyclopedia. 222 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,407 Why would we do that? 223 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:41,412 To satisfy your thirst for knowledge. 224 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,024 I don't have a thirst for knowledge. 225 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,200 I'll explain it all later. Just go upstairs, okay? 226 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,248 They just love milk. 227 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,120 Brain food, you know. 228 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,168 Shall we begin? 229 00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,344 God, yes. 230 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:04,131 Okay, I'll be administering the verbal section of the interview. 231 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,525 What's Sherlock Holmes doing? 232 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:14,010 Gathering data to assess your home's cultural environment. 233 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,012 Paperbacks. 234 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,188 Minus ten. 235 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,411 Now where's he going? 236 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,282 The kitchen. 237 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,285 We must make sure your food has the proper nutritional value 238 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:29,852 for a growing child. 239 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:31,723 I've got your nutritional value. 240 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,337 Alright, question one. 241 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,295 What was the last cultural event 242 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,254 that you and your family attended? 243 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,347 Honey, I'll let you take this one. 244 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,438 Cultural event. Well, 245 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,527 you know, we have been to so many, 246 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,224 it's hard to pick just one. 247 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,273 But, um, recently, I'd say it was the, urn, 248 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,709 ballet. 249 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,845 The ballet? 250 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,759 Was I there? 251 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,676 Well, it wasn't 252 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,722 technically a ballet, it was, 253 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,725 urn, more like, like ice dancing. 254 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:21,382 "Snoopy On Ice?" Yeah, yeah, 255 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,559 I guess that is cultural, because they took that show right to Russia. 256 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,607 Ms. Preston, 257 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,696 may I see you for a moment in the, 258 00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,655 "library?" 259 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,657 Excuse me. 260 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,878 We've got trouble here. 261 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,882 These people subscribe to a fishing magazine. 262 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,840 Well, what do you expect from a family 263 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:48,148 where the husband wears a belt buckle, the size of Texas. 264 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,586 So you had enough? 265 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:52,979 Yeah. 266 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,636 What is wrong with you people? 267 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:02,118 Is this the way you welcome people to the Sutton Academy? 268 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,772 No, actually, 269 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,731 it's the way we let you know you're not welcome. 270 00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,559 I'm sorry but we're simply 271 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:11,171 not interested in educating one of your... 272 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,781 ..."special" children. 273 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,088 Okay, 274 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:19,092 listen up, Ms. Prissbag. 275 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,703 Our family may not read the right magazines, 276 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,183 or go to the right cultural events, 277 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,880 but at least we have manners. 278 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:27,100 You have been looking down 279 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,363 your pointy little nose at us ever since you walked in this door. 280 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,060 You insulted my husband, 281 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,801 you insulted my kids. 282 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,585 You even insulted my pie, 283 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,892 which I made just to be nice to you people. 284 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,459 Better watch it, Ms. Preston, 285 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,635 she's got a pie in her hands. 286 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,332 What is that supposed to mean? 287 00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,987 Well, simply, that people of your particular class 288 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,076 have a tendency to get physical when they're upset. 289 00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,306 So you are saying that 290 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,351 I am so low class that even 291 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,093 though I am angry, I might lower myself 292 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,183 to shove this pie in your face? 293 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,098 -Frankly, yes. -Good call. 294 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:23,634 Well, I think my wife pretty well speaks for the both of us. So, 295 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,072 why don't you run along? I'm sure you've got a whole lot of interviews 296 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,465 you haven't done yet. And believe me, if you're ever in the neighborhood, 297 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:31,468 just stop right back, okay? Because, golly, my wife's always baking something. 298 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:36,952 God, that was beautiful. 299 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,043 They made me so mad. 300 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,653 Honey, I think you need to do something 301 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,915 to work off that pent up anger 302 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,526 -of yours. -Yeah, what? 303 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:47,136 Yeah, well, does the name Zorro mean anything to you. 304 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,663 En garde. 305 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,708 Grab the pie. 306 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,153 Hey, guys. 307 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,026 Yo, JT, dude, 308 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,940 I've been thinking about why you flunked that test today 309 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,204 and I think I got it figured out. 310 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,641 What's there to figure out? I'm stupid. 311 00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,991 No, dude, you're not stupid, man. It's just, 312 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,558 your brain's all flabby, 313 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,864 you know, from being out of school this semester. 314 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,911 What you need is somebody to beat your brains back into shape for you. 315 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,565 I'm just the guy for the job? 316 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,569 Forget it, Cody, you're wasting your time. 317 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,310 Don't make me thump on you, dude. 318 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,618 Alright, let's get it over with. 319 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,316 Cool, now, dig it. 320 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,927 I broke your first chapter down into sections. 321 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:40,755 Now, you just read the first section and, 322 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,104 tell me what your read. 323 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,150 Fine. 324 00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:46,239 Hey, Cody, I need your advice. 325 00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,110 Cool. 326 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,199 As you know, Gabrielle and I have a rather 327 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,896 hot relationship. 328 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:54,551 Yeah. You guys got the monster "Love Jones" going. 329 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,728 You see, that's the problem. 330 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,643 We're having trouble controlling ourselves. 331 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,732 Our brains are saying, "slow down," 332 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,431 while our hormones are saying, "put the pedal to the metal." 333 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,435 Yeah, I hear you, little cuz. 334 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,350 Hey, come here, grab a seat, man. 335 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,091 Now, look, 336 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,528 your problem is no different from any other dilemma 337 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,573 that every young couple has faced. Okay? 338 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,532 Now, my suggestion is like, 339 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,361 try a rousing game of ping pong. You know, 340 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,189 that way you guys get to work up a sweat, 341 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,366 you know, and, get rid of some of that excess energy. 342 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,194 And you still got a safety net between the two of you, 343 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,327 alright? 344 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,676 Okay, I'm finished. 345 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,025 Right on, so, 346 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,157 tell me what you read. 347 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,856 I can't. 348 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,162 Sure you can. 349 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,643 No, Cody, I mean, 350 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,385 I read the words, but nothing gets into my brain. 351 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,039 Come on, JT, man, you're just goofing off. 352 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,085 I'm not goofing off. Man, 353 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,826 I'm sick of this. How come every time 354 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,611 I'm having trouble in school, someone thinks I'm goofing off? 355 00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,223 Well, let's face it, man. You're not even trying. 356 00:18:57,310 --> 00:19:00,922 I am too trying. I could read this stupid "Economic Basics" book. 357 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,316 a hundred times and it still wouldn't make any sense. 358 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,795 Yeah, right. 359 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,623 you're not even focusing on the name of the book. 360 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,322 Man, the title is "Basic Economics." 361 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,324 I mean, like, what are you, dyslexic or something. 362 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,803 Get off my back, Cody. 363 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,979 The title is "Economic Basics." 364 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,590 It says so right here. 365 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,465 Man, 366 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,119 I could have sworn I had it right. 367 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,860 Cody may be on to something. 368 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:30,125 Transposing words is one of the key symptoms to dyslexia. 369 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,953 Dude, maybe you should see a doctor. 370 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,172 Get tested. 371 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,392 Great, just what I need, another test. 372 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,665 Mother, do we really have to all be here? 373 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:50,667 Yes. When JT gets back from the doctor, 374 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,626 I want him to know that we all really care about him. 375 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,193 What if we don't care about him? 376 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,022 Fake it. 377 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,287 What's dilexia anyway? 378 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724 No, no, no, no, honey. It's dyslexia. 379 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,117 It's a learning disability that makes it hard to read. 380 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,250 Something happens between the eye and the brain 381 00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:10,296 and things get mixed up. 382 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,211 Wow. That sounds pretty bad. 383 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:15,301 Not really. If you know you have dyslexia, you can deal with it. 384 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,085 There are special techniques you can use, 385 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,043 classes you can take, 386 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,871 and even some schools will give you extra time to finish your work. 387 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,657 The way I see it, it's one of two things. I mean, like, 388 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,920 number one, JT's got dyslexia, 389 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,965 okay? So he's got to work a little bit harder, 390 00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,967 but he can lead a perfectly normal life. 391 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,534 Number two, 392 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,188 JT doesn't have dyslexia. 393 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,711 No matter how hard he works 394 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,844 and studies, he'll always be dumb as dirt. 395 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,370 Great news, everybody. 396 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,677 The doctor says I have dyslexia. 397 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:45,374 Yeah! 398 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,594 I knew it. I knew you couldn't be that stupid. 399 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,469 Well, you all know what I mean. 400 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,863 See, Al, I told you JT had dyslexia 401 00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,081 and he's not an idiot. 402 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,170 You owe me ten bucks. 403 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,000 I can't believe it. My own sister bet that I was an idiot. 404 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,741 Hey, it looked like easy money. 405 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,529 Well, my first born son 406 00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,661 is not brain dead and that calls for a celebration. 407 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,968 Yeah, and I have most of the lemon meringue pie left, 408 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:16,013 So let's go to the kitchen. Right! 409 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,669 Hold on there, Cisco. 410 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,368 We still got some work to do before we celebrate. 411 00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,021 -Work? -Yeah, 412 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:26,110 Basic Economics. Yeah! 413 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,764 What do you think? Now that you got dyslexia, 414 00:21:27,851 --> 00:21:29,157 you got an excuse to goof off. 415 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:31,377 Now you gotta work even harder. 416 00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,423 Harder?! Man. I liked it better when people thought I was stupid. 417 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,859 Yeah, sure you did. 418 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,435 Hey, it's the lovebirds. 419 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,741 What are you guys doing? 420 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,177 Working off our passion. 421 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,572 We tried playing ping pong, but 422 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,313 Gabrielle kept trying to jump the net. 423 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,881 I'm only human. 424 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:02,756 It's really exciting walking with you, Mark. 425 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,671 Watching your athletic body 426 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:08,239 cut through the winter air like a hot knife through butter. 427 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,806 Well, you weren't so bad yourself. 428 00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,547 Your hot, sexy breath 429 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,332 coming out in steamy bursts, 430 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:14,768 fogging up my glasses. 431 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:18,467 I love you, Gabrielle. 432 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:19,860 I love you, Mark. 433 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,079 Okay, alright, power walk time, guys. 434 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,386 Okay, yeah, 435 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,388 let's get out there in the good old fresh oxygen. 436 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,998 Come on now. 437 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:30,174 Okay, one, two. 438 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:31,741 You don't hold hands when you walk. 439 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:34,353 Hey, none of that, either! 440 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:36,964 Okay, that's it, 441 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,531 separate sides of the street, you two! 442 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,708 Woof, they got it bad.