1 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,898 Just doing a little dusting, honey. 2 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,857 Yeah, with a leaf blower? 3 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:33,468 Yeah, well, it beats the tower 4 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:34,947 over that sissy, feather duster. 5 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,472 I'm all done. 6 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:44,000 I'll, I'll fix this when I come back in. 7 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,785 Honey, I like your hair. 8 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,048 Did you do something different? 9 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,441 Yeah, that wind-blown look. 10 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,487 I like it. 11 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,753 Well, what's going on? 12 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,234 Well, Dad says you're not supposed to work so hard 13 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:03,324 because you're pregnant so we're all pitching in. 14 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,369 Well, I really appreciate that, 15 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,893 and you're doing a very good job. 16 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,721 I would just like to say one thing 17 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,376 about the way that you're folding these towels. 18 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:15,684 See, I like to do it like this, one-third, one third. 19 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:19,253 Bend, bend, and fold. 20 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,211 See? 21 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,952 Let me show you again, okay? 22 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,128 Okay. Just watch me. Here we go. 23 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:29,785 One-third, one-third. Bend, bend and fold. 24 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:34,094 See? All the edges are smooth. Happy towels. 25 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,836 Mom, every time we do something around the house, 26 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,273 you say we're doing it wrong. 27 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,405 No, no. You're not doing it wrong. 28 00:01:41,492 --> 00:01:44,278 It's just that I do it better. 29 00:01:44,365 --> 00:01:46,193 Okay, let me show you once more, all right. 30 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,759 Just watch me. Here we go. 31 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:51,937 One-third, one-third. Bend, bend, and fold. 32 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,287 See? 33 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:54,723 Good towel. 34 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:55,985 Better towel. 35 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,104 Hey, guys. Guess what. 36 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,672 The greatest thing happened to me today. 37 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,108 Well, congratulations. 38 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,023 Did you finally outgrow that training bra? 39 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,639 Hey, JT. That's real funny 40 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:27,076 for a greaseball slacker with no future 41 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:28,904 and an inflatable girlfriend. 42 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:34,605 Yeah? 43 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:37,521 Well, you got big shoes. 44 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:42,265 Man, that was lame. 45 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,313 So, Dana, what's your good news? 46 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,098 Well, the head of the History Department 47 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:51,753 asked me to tutor some high school students.! 48 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,016 This is going to look great on my resume. 49 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:56,671 It's just going to be me and one other college student 50 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,977 teaching a room full of kids. 51 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,457 Wow. Well, who's your partner? 52 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:01,937 I don't know, 53 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,591 but they only pick the cream of the crop. 54 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:05,245 Whoever it is must be brilliant. 55 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,030 Hey, hey, hey. 56 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:14,645 Hey, Dana-burger. 57 00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:18,388 Hey, I'll bet you never guess 58 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:19,694 who your new teaching partner is. 59 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:24,568 God. That's impossible. 60 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:27,267 Okay, I'll give you a hint. 61 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,965 Now, he lives in your driveway. 62 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,750 He's wearing a cheese hat. 63 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,928 He's carrying an air horn. 64 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:42,238 -This isn't fair. -Dude, it's me. 65 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:45,850 Man, I thought the cheese hat was a dead giveaway. 66 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:48,331 My little teaching partner. 67 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,767 Hey, Dana. 68 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:05,305 Well, hi... 69 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,785 This is so great. 70 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,222 I just love the way you're all helping out. 71 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,182 See. It's not like you have to do everything yourself. 72 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,270 You know? 73 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:20,189 Right. 74 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:24,193 Karen, gee, you're doing just a wonderful job here. 75 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,369 But let me show you a better way, okay? 76 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,719 See, all the cups should be facing 77 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,069 in exactly the same direction. 78 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,507 See? One right after another, 79 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,813 all like they're little soldiers on parade. 80 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,426 You're scaring me, mom. 81 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,820 Honey, they're just coffee cups. 82 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:44,300 They're not the blue angels. 83 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:47,129 They don't have to fly in formation. 84 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:50,567 Well, Frank, you just can't put things away willy-nilly 85 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:53,614 like you're doing with the cans. 86 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:55,180 What's wrong with the cans? 87 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,182 Well, you can't see the labels 88 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,662 so you don't know if they're alphabetized 89 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,185 Oor in their correct food groups. 90 00:06:01,970 --> 00:06:03,580 Also, they're not stacked 91 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,365 according to height, weight, and nutritional value. 92 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:09,064 That's it. I quit. 93 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:10,805 I'm not working for Carol, the Nazi Kitchen Master 94 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,459 anymore. 95 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,852 Fine. I'll do it myself. It'll just take a second. 96 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,463 See? Okay, here we go. 97 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,813 Soup, fruit, fruit. 98 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,858 Honey, stop. Carol, Carol, honey. 99 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:23,383 -What? -Stop. Can't keep doing this. 100 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:24,732 If you do, you're going to burn out, 101 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,298 and that's not good for the baby. 102 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,909 You mean, if Carol works too hard, 103 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:29,824 it could hurt the baby? 104 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,565 Well, don't worry. I'm not going to work too hard. 105 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,480 It's just that I just can't relax 106 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:36,308 unless everything is done perfect. 107 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,876 Well, I'm going to do something I can't possibly mess up... 108 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,312 I'm gonna make sure there's toilet paper 109 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,662 in all the bathrooms. 110 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,707 That's a good idea, honey. 111 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:46,144 Karen. Karen. Um... 112 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,190 Make sure that it rolls from the front 113 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:49,757 -and not from the back, okay? -Yeah. 114 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:52,281 And, Karen, fold the bottom corner 115 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:54,152 you know, into a little point 116 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,416 so it comes down to a little "V" at the bottom, okay? 117 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,765 You know what? I'll show you. 118 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,465 Dad, with all due respect, 119 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:03,684 you're married to a psycho. 120 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:05,990 Tell me about it. 121 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,350 Hey, Dana-burger. 122 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,178 Dude. 123 00:07:20,265 --> 00:07:23,181 Hey, you know something I just realized? 124 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,835 From behind, you look just like 125 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,969 my fifth grade teacher, Mrs. Neidermeyer. 126 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:30,972 Only you don't got blue hair. 127 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,148 and you don't have those arm flap jobbies hanging down. 128 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,845 Yeah? Yeah. 129 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,499 And your butt's not 40 feet wide. 130 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,068 Man, other than that, you're a dead ringer. 131 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,463 - You're 20 minutes late. - Yeah. 132 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,552 I know, but wait till you hear the reason. 133 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:48,946 You're just going to want to give me a great big hug. 134 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,819 Okay, dig it. I signed up our class to appear 135 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:55,257 on the hit TV game show It's Academic. 136 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,521 They're going to be on TV two weeks from today. Hah! 137 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,262 Are you nuts? 138 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,699 You want to take a bunch of remedial students 139 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,310 and put them on TV against geniuses? 140 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,922 Hey, don't fight it. Just give me the hug. 141 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,362 Why would they even want these kids 142 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,929 on their show, anyway? 143 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:17,366 Dude, it's the classic docudrama. 144 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,324 The haves against the have-nots, 145 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,196 David against Goliath, 146 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,893 Rocky against Apollo Creed, 147 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,721 Rocky against Mr. T, 148 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,810 Rocky against that Big Russian dude. 149 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:29,857 Well, you know, by the fifth Rocky, 150 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,598 you'd figure he wouldn't be the underdog any more. 151 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,866 I hope this isn't going to take long. 152 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,781 I got Goof Troopcoming on at 5:00. 153 00:08:42,173 --> 00:08:44,045 Okay, people. Take your seats. 154 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,742 We've got a lot to cover. 155 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,831 Good. Another junior professor here 156 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:49,137 to help us dumb kids. 157 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:54,098 My name is Miss Foster. 158 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:57,624 -And this is Mr. Lambert. -Yeah. 159 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,756 But you guys can call me, Codeman. 160 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,542 If that's not a roblem with Miss Foster. 161 00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:05,719 No problem. 162 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:08,112 Now, today, we will be discussing 163 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,462 the Civil War. 164 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:14,423 This conflict was the result of a constitutional crisis 165 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,904 that pitted northern Industrial interests 166 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:20,081 against the agrarian society of southern gentility. 167 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:21,909 Boring! 168 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,828 Hey, all right, you guys, hold it down a little bit. 169 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,307 Give her a chance to warm up. 170 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,701 You know, she's kind of like an old VW. 171 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,573 Got to get those juices flowing. 172 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:39,230 -Thank you, Mr. Codeman. -Hey. 173 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,363 Now, in a strictly academic sense, 174 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,018 the Civil War wasn't so much a military battle, 175 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,368 but a conflagration between the proponents 176 00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:48,326 of states' rights 177 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:52,113 And the advocates of a strong central government authority. 178 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,987 Excuse me there, Professor Dana-burger. 179 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,641 Can I have a word with you over here 180 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,730 in my office, please? 181 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:06,040 Okay, now, in a strictly academic sense, 182 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:09,609 you are boring the snot out of everybody. 183 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,349 I mean, like, I love the Civil War, 184 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,916 and you're putting me into a coma. 185 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,094 Fine. You think you can do better? 186 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,140 Here. You try and get their attention. 187 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,968 Yeah, buddy. 188 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,012 Okay. 189 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:25,755 Okay, class. 190 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:27,844 Dismissed. 191 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,196 Until tomorrow afternoon. 192 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,590 Now, I want you guys to all meet at my house. 193 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,983 We're going to learn about the Civil War, 194 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,288 the Codeman way. 195 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,508 So prepare to have your minds blown. 196 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,075 And I hope you like the smell of gunpowder. 197 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:43,555 Cool. 198 00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,605 So, what do you say, Mrs. Neidermeyer? 199 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,738 You want to amble on down to the cafeteria? 200 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,654 Maybe we can grab some Tuna Noodle Casserole, 201 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:59,180 Yeah. Hey. You better watch out. 202 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,704 I think you are getting those arm flap jobbies. 203 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,770 Hey, was that blond chick your mom? 204 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:26,163 Wow. 205 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:32,866 - Hey, what's all this? - This is Cody's re-creation 206 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,171 of the Battle of Gettysburg. 207 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,607 It's his way of getting you ready 208 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,696 for It's Academic. 209 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,097 Greetings, fellow time travelers. 210 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,230 And welcome to the battle gf Gettysburg. 211 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:54,496 Now, I'm going to be your host, Generalissimo Ulysses S. Grant. 212 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,368 This is cool. It's definitely better than history class. 213 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,979 Dude, this is history. 214 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,982 Look, history is not just a bunch of boring facts. 215 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,853 It's about, like, cool things 216 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,681 that happened to real people like us. 217 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,944 Man, that's bull. History isn't about guys like me. 218 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,207 It's about a bunch of old people. 219 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,861 Nah. That's where you're wrong, dude. 220 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,994 Like, most of the people that fought in the Civil War 221 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,865 were the same age as you guys. 222 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:19,129 -No way. -Sure, yeah, way. 223 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,741 Cody's right. In fact, thousands of the soldiers 224 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:24,613 who died in the civil war were under the age of 18. 225 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,920 -Really? -Hey. 226 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,965 Check out this book over here. 227 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,403 We got all kinds of interesting facts just like that 228 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,232 about spies, double agents, 229 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,756 dudes getting their arms amputated 230 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,583 with no anesthetic... 231 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,195 just a little shot of whiskey, maybe a bullet to bite on. 232 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,762 That sounds kind of cool. Let me see that book. 233 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:43,806 Yeah. 234 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,330 Hey, hey! 235 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941 -Ladies first. -Yeah. 236 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,333 You guys don't got to fight about the book. 237 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,596 Man, I got tons of them for everybody. 238 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,773 You know what? Codeman, you're actually making History okay. 239 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,123 Yes. Do you think this is fun? 240 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,908 Wait till I fire off this authentic Civil War cannon. 241 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,476 Check this out. 242 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,870 Ready. 243 00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:05,175 Aim... 244 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,263 Booyah! 245 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,359 Dude, where'd that cannonball come from? 246 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,015 Man, I thought I was shooting blanks. 247 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,689 Frank. 248 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:42,647 Frank, wake up. 249 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,825 -Frank. -I'm sorry, mommy. 250 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,130 It's not my magazine. 251 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,661 Frank, I think I hear somebody downstairs. 252 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,403 Honey, go back to sleep. It's probably nothing. 253 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,275 No, Frank, what if it's a burglar, 254 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,667 and he's armed and dangerous 255 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,191 and all hopped up on drugs 256 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,193 waiting to shoot anything that moves? 257 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,237 Go check. 258 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,633 I checked the last time. 259 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,374 It was an armed burglar 260 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,332 hopped up on drugs, ready to shoot anything that moves. 261 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,377 It's your turn. 262 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,120 Frank, you're the man. Now, act like a man. 263 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,338 Do what I tell you to do. 264 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,300 All right. 265 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,781 Okay. Maybe he'll knock me out, 266 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,740 and then I can at least get some sleep. 267 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:49,062 Brendan. 268 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,067 Son, it's three o'clock in the morning. 269 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,895 I know. I couldn't sleep. 270 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,636 What's going on? 271 00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,290 The towels weren't folded right 272 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,902 and the cans were all facing the wrong direction. 273 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,294 I didn't want you to worry. 274 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,820 Well, that's real nice. 275 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,040 But, pal, you didn't have to do it 276 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,520 in the middle of the night. 277 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:16,132 Yes, I do. You said if Carol works too hard, 278 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,004 it could hurt the baby. 279 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,483 You guys go back to bed. 280 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:20,745 I'm pretty sure I can get all this done 281 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:22,269 before I have to go to school. 282 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,014 Brendan, stop. Stop. Brendan, come here. Come here. 283 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,888 Tell you what, pal. I'll see you in the morning, okay? 284 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:33,933 Okay. 285 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:39,199 Brendan, I am so sorry. 286 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,201 I know I'm really picky about the way 287 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,551 I like things done around here, but I never meant for you 288 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,120 to be up in the middle of the night cleaning the house. 289 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,383 But you said everything has to be done right. 290 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,951 Yeah. Well, I think I went way too far. 291 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,301 I was being very compulsive. 292 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,432 What's compulsive? 293 00:15:57,086 --> 00:16:01,482 Well, compulsive means, nuts. 294 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964 You mean like, "Bend, bend, fold"? 295 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,752 Look, I know I want everything neat and organized here. 296 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,363 But not if it's going to drive everybody crazy, 297 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:15,452 and certainly not, if you're going to lose sleep 298 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,977 worrying about whether the canned goods are straight. 299 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,804 So I don't have to keep working tonight? 300 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,198 No, no. As of right now, 301 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,374 you are officially off night shift. 302 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,077 I'm sorry. Did I hug you too tight? 303 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,818 No, no, no. 304 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,430 I just felt the baby kick. 305 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,519 That's the first time that ever happened. 306 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,129 Wow. Can I feel it? 307 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,696 Yeah, yeah. Put your hand right here. 308 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,613 -It kicked. I felt it. -Yeah. Yeah. 309 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,136 Does that mean the baby's okay? 310 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,270 Yeah. Yeah. Everything's really okay. 311 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,329 All right, you've studied, you've practiced, 312 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,245 you've quizzed. How do you feel? 313 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,335 Like I'm going to ralph all over your shoes. 314 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,076 Man, you think you can hold it? 315 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,513 Yeah, I think if you spew, we lose points, you know. 316 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,777 Okay, we start in ten seconds! 317 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,518 All right. Don't you guys worry about nothing. 318 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,303 You're going to be fine. All right? 319 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,739 Just remember the stuff that you learned, 320 00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,828 okay? And all the hard work you put in. 321 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,395 If you get stuck on an answer, 322 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:32,355 just say the year 1863, okay? 323 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,183 A lot of heavy stuff happened that year. 324 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,840 Three seconds, two, one. 325 00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:50,765 Good evening. I'm Edward Miller, 326 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,811 welcoming you To It's Academic. 327 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,426 Please welcome back our returning champions, 328 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,080 Hillside Country Day School. 329 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,518 And let's have a nice round of applause 330 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,824 for our challengers, Kennedy High School. 331 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:16,269 Okay. Let's play It's Academic. 332 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,141 The first question is, 333 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,535 what was the date of the battle of Fredericksburg? 334 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,797 Hillside. 335 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,755 December 13, 1862. 336 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,017 Correct. 337 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,672 Next question. 338 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,457 Which two generals faced off 339 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,372 at the battle of Bull Run? 340 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,590 Hillside. 341 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,026 -Mcdowell and Beauregard. -Correct. 342 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,943 Man, those dudes got fast hands. 343 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,511 Talk about fists of fury. 344 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,905 What was the first African-American troop 345 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,342 from a free state to be called into Federal service? 346 00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,865 Kennedy. 347 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:51,478 Um, the 54th Massachusetts Volunteers. 348 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,262 Correct! 349 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:54,307 Yes! Yes! 350 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,312 All right. We are on the board. 351 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,275 What was the capital city 352 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,321 of the Confederate States of America? 353 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,366 -Kennedy. -Richmond, Virginia. 354 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,282 -Correct. -Smoking. 355 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:19,419 Okay, now that sound signals the end of regular play. 356 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,290 When we come back, we'll ask the bonus question 357 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,074 which will determine the winner. 358 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,730 Okay, we're in commercial. 359 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,082 All right! You guys are hot! 360 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,346 There is blood in the water. 361 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,130 I can smell it. 362 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,958 I love blood. 363 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,308 Dana's right. 364 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,093 A little grisly, but right. 365 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,183 I don't know. I'm still not sure we can win. 366 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,883 Not sure? 367 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,538 Did I hear you say not sure? 368 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,410 -Well, it's... -Well, nothing. 369 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:57,283 Are you going to let a bunch of mealy-mouthed 370 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:01,156 suburban sissies beat you? 371 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,462 -I don't think so. -Okay. 372 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,639 But nothing, 373 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,380 you've worked too hard for this. 374 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,730 Now, I want you to quit your whining, 375 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,514 suck it up, 376 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,125 and get out there and kick some preppie butt. 377 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,522 Yeah. Dana's right. 378 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:22,525 Got to love that Dana? Puts on the game face. 379 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,706 Okay, we're back in three, two, one. 380 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:32,318 Welcome back To It's Academic. 381 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,626 Here's our final question 382 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,454 which will determine the winner. 383 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:42,110 This ironclad ship became known as the CSS Virginia. 384 00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,503 What was its original name? 385 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:47,811 Kennedy, what's the answer? 386 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,553 I don't know. I just hit that buzzer. 387 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,555 But we got to say something, you idiot. 388 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,428 - Ten seconds, Kennedy. - Think. Think. 389 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:58,692 It's gonna be either the Monitor or the Merrimac. 390 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,694 Well, Virginia was a Federal State 391 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,479 and the Monitor was the Union, so it must be the Merrimac. 392 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:05,438 I think so too. 393 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:06,874 -All right. We say Merrimac. -We say Merrimac. 394 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:09,355 Merrimac? Is correct! That Kennedy! 395 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:17,711 All right! We talked the talk and we walked the walk. 396 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,846 I told you, these kids could do it? 397 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,501 I think it's time for that hug now? 398 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:27,416 Nah! What the heck. 399 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:28,722 Yeah. Come on. 400 00:21:30,158 --> 00:21:32,160 Do we make a great team or what? 401 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,257 Sorry. Things got really backed up 402 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,954 with the beauty salon. 403 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,000 Thought I'd just, you know, defrost some ground meat, 404 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,089 whip up the sauce, I'll have dinner ready in no time at all. 405 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,091 Carol, honey. Carol. 406 00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:51,962 I thought you weren't going to do this any more. 407 00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,011 You're right. 408 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,405 Think I'll just order in a pizza. 409 00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:00,971 Atta girl. I'm starving. 410 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:07,282 See, I do not need to be compulsive. 411 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,458 Hello, Gino. Hi. Carol Lambert here. 412 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,373 Buona sera. 413 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,203 Gino, I want three large pizzas, okay? 414 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:17,466 On the first one, I want a whole wheat crust, 415 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:19,860 I want low-fat mozzarella and a low-sodium sauce. 416 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,905 All right? And I want the olives sliced, not diced. 417 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:24,299 Okay? And I want the ham cubed, not chopped, 418 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,475 and the anchovies filleted, never minced... 419 00:22:26,562 --> 00:22:28,172 No. On the second one, 420 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,565 I think you should get some paper and a pencil 421 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,959 because it's kind of complicated. I want... 422 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,222 Hey, Gino. Yeah, hey. It's Frank Lambert here. 423 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,442 Just give us three number sevens, okay? 424 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:37,791 Yeah. Thanks. Bye. 425 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,838 Good order, better order.