1 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:07,007 One and two and three and four and one and two... 2 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:10,662 Okay, ladies, let's do that butt crunch thing again. 3 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,752 Yeah! That's the one. 4 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,756 Hey, JT. 5 00:00:17,843 --> 00:00:20,281 Dude, again with the butt crunch channel? 6 00:00:22,283 --> 00:00:23,893 Dude, you gotta get a life, man. 7 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,636 Okay, Gabrielle. Come on in. 8 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,246 As soon as Mark brings up your bags, 9 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:30,856 we'll set you up in the girls' room. 10 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,815 Thanks for letting me spend the weekend 11 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,078 while my parents are out of town, Mother Lambert. 12 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,602 You don't have to call me Mother Lambert. 13 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:40,127 I'm not actually your mother-in-law. 14 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:46,263 Not yet, but we both know it's just a matter of time until I'm Mrs. Mark Foster. 15 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,833 -Hey, Gaby. -Hi, Cody. 16 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,054 Is it me, or are you getting foxier by the minute? 17 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:59,015 Well, I do have a special glow because I'm in love with a stud. 18 00:01:03,628 --> 00:01:06,849 Look how strong my man is. 19 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,722 Your love gives me strength, my sweet. 20 00:01:13,377 --> 00:01:16,119 Okay, Hercules. Let's get these bags upstairs? 21 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,078 Okay, mom. 22 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,080 After you, my turtledove. 23 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,518 Be still my heart. 24 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,087 Be still my lunch! 25 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,002 Woah, woah! 26 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,570 I gotcha, I gotcha. 27 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:45,556 Dirty. 28 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,300 Dirty. 29 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:54,348 Close enough. 30 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,830 I want to show you my computer. 31 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,833 - Hi, JT. - Hi, JT. 32 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,620 I have all your love letters filed under a special directory. 33 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,752 It's called "Hotlips." 34 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,580 Isn't he a devil? 35 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,582 Yeah. He's bad to the bone! 36 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,068 Mark. 37 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:22,332 -What is this? -What? 38 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:25,509 This swimsuit magazine. 39 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:27,207 Frank bought me 40 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,034 a subscription to "SportsWorld" to broaden my horizons. 41 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,693 How exactly does a girl like this broaden your horizons? 42 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:39,306 Yeah. Tell her, Mark. 43 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,396 This is just a bonus issue that they throw in with every subscription. 44 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:46,269 It's got five of the world's most beautiful girls modeling bikinis. 45 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:49,794 Mark, these magazines merely perpetuate the myth 46 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,754 that women are nothing but sexual objects. 47 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,191 Yeah. Especially page 56. 48 00:03:56,975 --> 00:04:02,111 You might find this amusing, JT, but I find it degrading. 49 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,722 Mark, it would make me really happy 50 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:08,509 if you threw this magazine in the garbage where it belongs. 51 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:11,425 If it makes you that uncomfortable, of course, I'll throw it away. 52 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,735 Thank you. 53 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:20,129 I've got some software I've been dying to show you. 54 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:21,478 I'll be right back. 55 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:28,964 Well, well, well. 56 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:34,186 You know, I'm real sorry I had to witness that, Mark. 57 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,928 What are you talking about? 58 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:41,585 It makes women sexual objects. 59 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:45,589 It would make me really happy if you threw it away. 60 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,722 Give me a break. 61 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,419 It's just a magazine. 62 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:52,117 Mark, this isn't just about a magazine, all right? 63 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,858 It's about your manhood. 64 00:04:53,945 --> 00:04:55,686 I mean, if you keep letting her tell you what to do, 65 00:04:55,773 --> 00:04:57,775 before you know it, she'll be telling you how to dress, 66 00:04:57,862 --> 00:04:59,647 what to eat and who to hang out with. 67 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:02,171 Not my Gaby. She's not controlling like that. 68 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,304 All chicks are controlling. 69 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:06,741 That's not true. 70 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:08,308 Hey, I'm not making this stuff up. 71 00:05:08,395 --> 00:05:09,352 It's in the Bible! 72 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,007 Where? 73 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,139 The Garden of Eden? 74 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:17,447 Who do you think made Adam eat that apple? 75 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:20,232 It was that Eve chick. 76 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,499 He was doing just fine till Eve said, 77 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,805 "It'd make me really happy 78 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,242 "if you'd eat this apple." 79 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:33,811 If Adam had been a man who said no, 80 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,683 we'd all still be in the Garden of Eden 81 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,598 playing nude volleyball with her. 82 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:41,732 Man! 83 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,442 -Who is it? -Dana! 84 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,053 Come in! 85 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,447 Hi, Frank. I just want to return mom's scarf. 86 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,752 Go right ahead. 87 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,982 Frank, what are you doing? 88 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,376 I'm cutting out ads from these magazines 89 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,029 and putting them in my dirty laundry. 90 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,379 Pretty smart? 91 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,819 I don't think we've gotten to the smart part yet. 92 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:30,128 I have been leaving hints all over the house 93 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,696 so your mother knows what to get me for my birthday. 94 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,179 "Attention, fishermen. 95 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:40,530 "Decco presents the Amazing Trout Tracker. 96 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:44,491 "Use modern Sonar technology to catch those wily fish." 97 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:48,320 It's a fish finder. 98 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,760 I really want this bad boy. 99 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:56,067 Frank, here's a crazy thought. 100 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:59,854 Instead of putting pathetic little ads in your dirty laundry, 101 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:03,379 why don't you try just telling Mom what you want. 102 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,207 You've never been married to your mother, have you? 103 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:09,472 You see, Carol doesn't think a gift is a gift 104 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,518 unless she surprises someone with it. 105 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,433 So, she's always getting me stuff I hate. 106 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,347 Like pants that aren't jeans, 107 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,828 or Italian shoes with the girly tassels on the front. 108 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:24,095 Well, Frank, I can't afford the "Trout Tracker," 109 00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,923 but maybe I can get you a nice bucket of bait. 110 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,753 Now, there's a gift a guy can use. 111 00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,583 Frank, are you upstairs? 112 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:36,673 Yeah, honey. Yeah, I'm up here! 113 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:43,158 Frank? 114 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:46,335 I know your birthday is not until next week 115 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,468 but one of your presents just came in the mail, 116 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,079 and well, I really, really, really want to give it to you. 117 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,776 And why is that? 118 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:55,213 You think I might want to use it this weekend? 119 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:58,782 Okay. Let me have it! 120 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,874 Well, go ahead. Open it. 121 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,441 Yeah. Yeah. 122 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,583 Surprise. 123 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:19,847 This is for me? 124 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,892 Yes, it's for you. Their men's. See? 125 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,459 Says right here. 126 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,243 "Men's low-rise, French-cut bikini briefs." 127 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:30,379 Low-rise, French-cut bikini briefs. 128 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:34,252 Carol, there's not a manly word in there. 129 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:39,693 Where does it say "Boxer" or "durable" or "roomy" ? 130 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,914 Come on, Frank. Give it a try. 131 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,351 Honey, these are made for French guys. 132 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,878 Little skinny people who ride around on bikes all day. 133 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:56,753 American men are bigger. 134 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,321 And we're stronger. We drive trucks. 135 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,758 These are almost un-American. 136 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,762 Well, I think they're very American. 137 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:10,027 Especially on a big, strong American guy like you. 138 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:12,856 They get me very patriotic. 139 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:17,469 Well, anything for my country. 140 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,213 Boy. 141 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,132 Hey, guys. 142 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,917 Listen, I'd love to stay for dinner 143 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:31,788 but I got kind of a dental problem. 144 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,224 What's wrong? 145 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,226 Well, see one of my fillings fell out. 146 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,185 And I tried to super-glue it back in. 147 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,406 Not a good idea. 148 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,715 -Dad, why would he-- -Don't. Don't ask. 149 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:46,890 It's Cody. 150 00:09:49,371 --> 00:09:50,677 Okay, everybody. Dinner's ready. 151 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,287 Good. 152 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,292 -Frank, Frank. -What, honey? What? 153 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,728 I want to ask you a question. 154 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,078 Are you... 155 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,864 wearing them? 156 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,214 You mean those little red slingshot thingies? 157 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,519 No, I'm not. 158 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,782 Why not? 159 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,087 They're too tight. 160 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,176 They cut off circulation to my... legs. 161 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,616 Well, you just have to get used to them. 162 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,705 We'll try them out later tonight. 163 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,750 Yeah, well, I'm telling you, it's a little hard to get romantic 164 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,578 when you got a tourniquet around your groin. 165 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,668 Please pass the corn. 166 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:27,801 Corn. 167 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,585 We are passing the corn. 168 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,631 All right. Here's the milk. 169 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,763 The rest of the food is coming. Knock yourselves out. 170 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,417 Green beans, sweetie? 171 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,114 No, thank you, dear. 172 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,639 God. We're living with Ozzie and Harriet. 173 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,948 I made them myself. They're very good. 174 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,647 Well, I'm sure they are, but I don't like green beans. 175 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,345 Try them. For me? 176 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,651 Gee, Mark. 177 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,870 Those green beans look good. 178 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,264 Like they're from the Garden of Eden. 179 00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,313 Honey, you better hurry up and eat, 180 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,968 so you have time to change before we go to the movie. 181 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:06,709 What's wrong with what I'm wearing? 182 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,406 Nothing. 183 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,017 You just look so much nicer in your blue sweater. 184 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,235 Henpecked! 185 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,982 I don't want to wear my blue sweater. 186 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,897 But it's my favorite. 187 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,682 Back off, woman. 188 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,343 What is going on, Mark? 189 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:33,867 I'll tell you what's going on. 190 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,695 I'm a man, and a man eats what he wants, 191 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,523 wears what he wants and reads what he wants. 192 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:41,483 And that includes page 56 of the swimsuit edition. 193 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,494 Well, I guess you never know about a man until you've lived with him. 194 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,540 Excuse me. 195 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,721 Well, looks like the honeymoon on Dweebland's over. 196 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,637 What's going on with Mark and Gabby? 197 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,161 Beats me. 198 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,292 Hey, pass the green beans. They look great. 199 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,086 I'm proud of you, Mark. 200 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,131 You let her know who's boss. You're a real man. 201 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,872 I don't know, JT. 202 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,701 It felt good for a second, but now I feel bad. 203 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,834 Maybe I should go apologize. 204 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,532 Apologize? No. 205 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,926 Yeah, real men don't apologize. 206 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,710 At least that's what JT says. 207 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,672 Now, that's a man. 208 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:49,812 I know Mark yelled at me, but, maybe I pushed him too hard. 209 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,509 I think I should go apologize. 210 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:56,601 I can't let you do that. 211 00:12:56,688 --> 00:13:00,997 You would be giving Mark all of the power in the relationship. 212 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,740 You would be saying, yes to a male-dominated world. 213 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:09,484 You see, the problem with today's society is that... 214 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,313 we've given women way too much power. 215 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,141 It's time we took it back. 216 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,403 Starting with you. 217 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:21,496 We have given men way too much power. 218 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,759 And it's time we took it back. 219 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:24,891 Starting with you. 220 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,458 Me? 221 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,854 I'm just a girl who had a fight with her boyfriend. 222 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,509 No, you're not! 223 00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:37,729 You are a symbol for all sisterhood! 224 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,209 That's right! 225 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,994 I mean, the battle of the sexes 226 00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,257 has been going on since the beginning of time. 227 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,302 Men have always blamed us for their shortcomings. 228 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,483 Absolutely. 229 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:54,311 It's all right there in the Bible. 230 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,618 The Bible? 231 00:13:56,705 --> 00:14:00,230 I don't remember reading about the battle of the sexes in the Bible. 232 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,625 Well, that's because men wrote the Bible! 233 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,717 And cut out all the parts that made them look bad! 234 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,155 - They did? - Yeah! 235 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,418 The whole Garden of Eden story, 236 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:19,075 where Eve supposedly made Adam eat the apple? 237 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,686 Did not happen that way. 238 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:26,866 What they don't tell you is that an hour before Eve offered him the apple... 239 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,219 he was probably wandering around the garden whining, 240 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:37,093 "I'm hungry. Can't you make me a snack? 241 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,226 "There's never anything to eat around here." 242 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:47,190 So, out of frustration, she gives him the apple, and he chooses to eat it. 243 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,237 And boom! 244 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:53,196 For the next billion years, everything is our fault. 245 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,547 What church do you go to? 246 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,077 I did not learn about this in church. 247 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,035 I have a feminist study group. 248 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,603 We talk about these things. 249 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,040 I go too, but they won't let me bring a date. 250 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,002 I'm very confused. 251 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,790 Frank. Come on out here. 252 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,314 I can't wait to see you in your birthday briefs. 253 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:25,576 I hate these things. 254 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,708 They look stupid. 255 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,971 I bet you look very sexy. 256 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:30,842 Carol, men aren't supposed to look sexy. 257 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,061 That's a woman's job. 258 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,282 Men are just supposed to be hairy. 259 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:40,069 Come on. Let me see. 260 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,723 -You'll laugh. -I won't laugh! 261 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,116 -Yes, you will. -No! 262 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,205 I'll be too turned on to laugh. 263 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:49,818 Okay. 264 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,482 You're laughing! 265 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,875 No, I'm not. 266 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,486 Yes, you are. 267 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,749 Yes, you are. You're laughing! 268 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,707 Great! 269 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,407 This is fine, honey. 270 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,626 You buy me a gift I don't want and you make me wear 'em and then you laugh at me. 271 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,801 Aw, good. 272 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,762 Sorry, honey. 273 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,851 It's just that they're so small. 274 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,379 No, no, no, no. The underwear! 275 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,997 Have a wonderful time, honey. Laugh it up. 276 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,563 I'm sorry, honey. 277 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,217 You were right. They don't look good on you. 278 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,786 You're just not a French-cut bikini kind of guy. 279 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,570 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 280 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,051 Why can't you just get me a gift that I ask for? 281 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,792 Well, then, it wouldn't be a surprise. 282 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,272 Where's the fun in that? 283 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:53,838 Honey, it's my birthday! 284 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,058 I'm the one supposed to be having fun. 285 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,191 You can have fun on your own birthday. 286 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,801 Okay, Frank. All right. 287 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,759 From now on, no more surprises. 288 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,196 You just tell me what you want, and I will go get it for you. 289 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,241 I want the Amazing Trout Tracker by Decco. 290 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,898 It's got "Super Sonar". It finds fish and everything. 291 00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,163 Okay, Frank. 292 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,426 If that's what you want, I'll get it for you. 293 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,645 Okay. 294 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,690 And one more thing too. 295 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,866 -Will you call 911? -Why? 296 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,868 I think I need the Jaws of Life to get out of this thing. 297 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,575 Yeah, buddy. 298 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,578 Hi, Cody. 299 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:38,840 Hey, little cuz. 300 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,148 Hey, what's the matter, man? 301 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,411 You're looking a little droopy in the drawers? 302 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,066 I couldn't sleep last night. 303 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,416 Gabrielle and I had a little brouhaha. 304 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,634 Ouch. 305 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,115 Brouhaha. Yeah, I hear you, man. 306 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,161 Yeah, that Hungarian food is a killer. 307 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,035 Boy, that paprika can give you the scoots. One, two, three. 308 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,083 Cody. Gabrielle and I had a fight. 309 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,997 Man. 310 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,347 A fight and the scoots? 311 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,829 Buddy, you did have a rough night. 312 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,397 At first, it felt like she was pushing me around. 313 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:18,140 But, now that I think about it, it wasn't that big of a deal. 314 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,143 -I shouldn't have yelled at her. -No. 315 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,537 Now the relationship is over. 316 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,016 Mark, man. 317 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,627 You know, just because you had one fight, 318 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,803 it doesn't mean that the relationship is over. 319 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:32,023 It just means that you guys got some stuff to work on, you know? 320 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,547 Look, if you're that upset about it, 321 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,723 just go upstairs and apologize to her? 322 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,246 I can't do that. 323 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,509 JT says that real men don't apologize. 324 00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:40,989 I see. 325 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,037 I just have one small question for you, Mark. 326 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,737 Why would you take advice from a bonehead like JT? 327 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,219 He questioned my manhood. 328 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,046 Well, let me tell you something, Mark. 329 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,961 A real man does apologize. 330 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,747 Especially to a woman he loves. 331 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,270 Well, that's what I thought too. 332 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:04,404 But, JT said if I apologize, I'd be a wimp. 333 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:10,453 Mark, I just got one more small question to ask you. 334 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,891 Why would you take advice from a bonehead like JT? 335 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,939 -Cody, you already asked that. -I know. 336 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,376 I'm using repetitious dialogue to prove a point. 337 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,725 Okay? 338 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,947 Look at it this way, okay? 339 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,775 You're the one with the girlfriend that you date. 340 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:29,690 Now, what has JT got? 341 00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:30,995 He's got the swimsuit edition. 342 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,520 He's got the butt crunch channel. 343 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,871 I mean, it's like, what in the world does he know about chicks? 344 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,351 You know? 345 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,831 You know something? You're right. 346 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,312 Gabrielle is the woman of my dreams. 347 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,271 And I'm not gonna let one fight mess that up. 348 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,577 That's right. That's what I wanna hear, buddy. 349 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:50,189 You just keep that stiff upper lip! 350 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,717 Hello, Mark. 351 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,893 Hi, Gabrielle. 352 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,768 Young lovers at the crossroads. 353 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,727 Decision '95. 354 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,603 I was really mean to you. 355 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:15,779 I'm sorry too. 356 00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,477 I shouldn't have been so pushy. 357 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:21,568 I was a real pain in the B-U-T-T. 358 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,440 She spelled butt. 359 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,316 That's so cute. 360 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:38,324 I don't care what you eat or what you wear or even what you read. 361 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:41,979 As long as we're together, that's all that really matters. 362 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,633 Baby, you're the greatest. 363 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:50,945 I'm such a sap for a happy ending. 364 00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:09,224 Attention, all fish. 365 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:16,013 Frank Lambert is now armed with the Amazing Trout Tracker by Decco. 366 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,711 You are surrounded. 367 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,756 Just throw yourself in the boat, nobody will be hurt. 368 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,109 How are they biting? 369 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:27,634 Honey, this is the best birthday gift ever. 370 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,897 I'm telling you. 371 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:32,595 If there is the slightest hint of movement from anywhere down below, 372 00:21:32,682 --> 00:21:34,902 this baby goes off like a smoke alarm. 373 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,559 Well, I'm so glad you like it. 374 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,821 -Yeah. -Hey. 375 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,388 I have another surprise for you. 376 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,306 Did you get me the amazing duck radar? 377 00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:51,440 No. But I really think you'll like this better. 378 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,969 You like it? 379 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:00,319 It's a French camisole. 380 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,974 Carol, I don't care what those French guys are wearing, 381 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,585 I'm not putting on a fru-fru undershirt. 382 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:09,632 It's not for you, Frank. 383 00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:10,894 It's for me. 384 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,156 Wow. 385 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:14,420 Viva la France.