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Dude, this car is
totally raging.

2
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I can't believe your boss let
a dillweed like you drive it.

3
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Cody, I work in a used car lot
for five bucks an hour.

4
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The least he can
let me do is drive
a Porsche once in a while.

5
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Yeah.

6
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You know, JT,

7
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you could really pick up
chicks in a car like this,
if you were better looking.

8
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That's kind of funny?
I hope you enjoy
walking home.

9
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Man, you guys are gonna
totally love this place.

10
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They got like down-home
cooking, the bottomless
cup of coffee.

11
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Hey, man, they even got this
big old waitress named Bertha
in there,

12
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she always sticks her thumb
in your pie. She's nuts.

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Hi, come on in.

14
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- Cody. Cody, who's that?
- Got me.

15
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But she beats the wazooli
out of Bertha.

16
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Hi, I'm Shelley.
The menu's on the blackboard.

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Just let me know if you see
something you want.

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I think I know
what I want right now.

19
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Come on.

20
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Why would a sweet, classy,
little girl like that

21
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want to have anything to do
with a slacker like you?

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Hi. Hi, I'm JT Lambert.

23
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So, are you the proprietor
of this establishment?

24
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No. My dad owns
the restaurant. I'm just
helping out for a while.

25
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I saw you guys drive up.
That's an incredible car
you have.

26
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The Porsche?
He doesn't own that.

27
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She's right. I lease,
that's what I do. I lease.

28
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Look, why don't you two
go grab us a table,

29
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and I'll give the order
to our lovely
waitress here?

30
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So, Shelley. 
you like Porsches?

31
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I love 'em.
But they're really expensive.

32
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You must have
a pretty good job.

33
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Well, let's just say,
I have a small interest
in a car dealership.

34
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It's a family business.
Inherited money.

35
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Kind of like the Kennedys.

36
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Hey, I got an idea.

37
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You like Porsches,
and I own one.

38
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So, why don't you let me
take you for ride sometime?

39
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Sounds good. I get off at six.

40
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Then six it is.

41
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Shelley, I got two burgers up.

42
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Be right there, Pop.

43
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I'll be right back.

44
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Cody. Cody, man,
did you hear that?
She's gonna go out with me.

45
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Yeah, but you lied.

46
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I know, and it worked.

47
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Dude, what's with all this
big con job, man?

48
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Why don't you just
be yourself?

49
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Because, Cody, "myself"
hasn't had a date
in three months.

50
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Okay, put this wing
in there, and...

51
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Hi, Frank.

52
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Hi, honey.

53
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Good news, Frank.
We've got an appointment
with the doctor on Tuesday.

54
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Well, one of us
certainly does need a doctor.

55
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No, Frank, I mean,
we have an appointment
with the gynecologist.

56
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Carol, I don't have
a gynecologist.

57
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I have nothing
for him to gyno.

58
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Come on, Frank.
It's our baby's
four-month check up.

59
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I want us to go together.

60
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Honey, I'm not going
to be comfortable going into
a gynecologist' s office.

61
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You know,
I don't understand, Frank.

62
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When your first wife
was pregnant, didn't you
go to the doctor with her?

63
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No, she did her job,
I did mine.

64
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And yours was...

65
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I planted the seed,

66
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which is a pretty
important job.

67
00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,393
Well, I want us
to go together.

68
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When it comes to the baby,
we're a team, Frank.

69
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All right, okay, fine.
I'll go with ya.

70
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Man, plant the seed,
go to the gyno, I have to do
everything around here.

71
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Man, thanks for
another great meal.

72
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JT, you've been spending
so much time in here lately.

73
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Don't you ever
have to be at work?

74
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Well, when your family
owns their own business,

75
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you kind of call
your own shots, you know?

76
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Excuse me, Shelley,

77
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it's getting
a little thick in here.

78
00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:39,948
I think I'm gonna step outside
and get some air.

79
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You know, don't mind him.
He's claustrophobic.

80
00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,260
Hey, look. Tonight,
I'll pick you up at 7:00.

81
00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,611
Now, wear something real
fancy. I'm getting tickets to Phantom of the Opera.

82
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Sounds good.

83
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Bye.

84
00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,530
Hey, Cody! Cody, Cody,

85
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lend me 50 bucks
so I can go to
the theatre tonight.

86
00:05:57,966 --> 00:05:59,141
No way, dude.

87
00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:00,838
The Bank of Codeman is closed.

88
00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:03,711
I'm tired of you lying
to that sweet little girl.

89
00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:06,104
Come on, Cody.
I don't like lying
to Shelley.

90
00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,629
I just gotta, you know,
find the right time
to tell her the truth.

91
00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,674
Yeah? And when might that be?

92
00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:13,024
Next week?
Next year?

93
00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:15,157
Fine, Cody.
You're not gonna help me?

94
00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,072
No problem.
I'll just find the money
somewhere else, all right?

95
00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:21,119
Yeah, don't you lead
a rich fantasy life?

96
00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:23,383
What do you think
it's gonna do?

97
00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,776
Money is just gonna
drop out of the sky
and fall at your feet?

98
00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,692
Cody. Cody, check this out.
An envelope full of money.

99
00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:31,086
No way!

100
00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,784
Hey, Dude!
Can I have
a motorcycle?

101
00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:39,355
Man, there's gotta be
over a thousand bucks in here.
I'm rich!

102
00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,313
Hey, man, I'm gonna go buy
Shelley a really neat gift

103
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,967
that's gonna knock
her socks off.

104
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Hello in there.

105
00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,058
You can't spend
that money, dude.

106
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It's gotta belong to somebody.

107
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Yeah, right.
Probably a crook.

108
00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:54,457
Who else carries
this much money
in an envelope?

109
00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,720
Now look, the way I figure,
if I keep it,

110
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it's like I'm taking
a bite out of crime.

111
00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,246
Yeah.

112
00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,423
Yeah. Well, I tell ya,
something bites around here,

113
00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,859
but it sure ain't the crime.

114
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The doctor will be
with you shortly.

115
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Just make
yourselves comfortable.

116
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Thanks.

117
00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,443
Look, Frank.

118
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It's a model of
a baby in the womb.

119
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Aw, man.

120
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Honey, you know,
I'm really not very
comfortable in here.

121
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Geez.

122
00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:43,680
I mean, come on.
There're stirrups here
and rubber gloves and wombs.

123
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Can't I just wait in the car?

124
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Frank, this is not
just my baby.

125
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This is our baby.
We're supposed to
be a team on this.

126
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Okay, okay.

127
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You're right,
I promised,
and I'm sorry.

128
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We're... We're gonna be
a team, okay?

129
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,006
Hey, knock it off.
That's what got you here
in the first place.

130
00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,011
Hi, Dr. Postley.
This is my husband, Frank.

131
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Nice to meet you.

132
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Nice to meet you, Doc.

133
00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,974
You know, it's nice
to see a husband in here.

134
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A lot of men
are uncomfortable
at the gynecologist.

135
00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:25,069
You're kidding?

136
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You know, it's jerks like that
that give sensitive, caring
guys like me a bad name.

137
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Okay, we're going to do
something really fun today.

138
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We're gonna take
our first sonogram, see
what he baby looks like.

139
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So, Carol, I'm gonna
ask you to hop up here,

140
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get comfortable,

141
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,219
lift up your shirt,
and just relax.Okay.

142
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Okay, honey.

143
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Okay.

144
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Woo, this is nice.

145
00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:57,885
Are we really going to be
able to see the baby
on this little TV?

146
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Absolutely.

147
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Wow!

148
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,150
Okay.

149
00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:03,412
This is gonna be
a little cold.

150
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:07,329
What's all that glop?

151
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,506
It's a lubricant. Kind of
turns your wife's belly
into a "Slip 'n Slide."

152
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,943
Doc,

153
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,555
can you buy that stuff
over the counter?

154
00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,609
Here, Frank,
knock yourself out.

155
00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,925
Okay, let's see
what this baby looks like.

156
00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,709
See if it looks like Frank

157
00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:42,712
or that good looking guy
who works at the gas station.

158
00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,241
Frank, I see it.

159
00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,461
That's it.
That's our baby.

160
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,942
And it's a boy.

161
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,247
Frank, that's an arm.

162
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,995
Well, that explains
why there's two.

163
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,564
I just figured
he was gifted.

164
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:17,268
Can you tell
if it's a girl or a boy?No, it's too early.

165
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,053
But everything looks A-okay.

166
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,316
The baby's got a good,
strong heart beat.CAROL: Aw.

167
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:24,232
This is incredible.
Honey, that's our baby.

168
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:27,061
I made that!

169
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,371
Okay, I'm gonna
freeze frame this for you.

170
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:38,638
Before you go,
I'll print up a picture
of the baby.

171
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,292
You get to take it,
along with a video tape home

172
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,077
to show the rest
of your family.FRANK:.

173
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,645
Okay. Hey, buddy,
we'll see ya later.

174
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:46,994
We'll see you
in the delivery room.

175
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,648
I'll be the one smiling.

176
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,575
Hey, Shelley. I know
I was here earlier,

177
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,013
but I got a little
surprise for you.

178
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,536
Good, I could use a surprise.

179
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:09,538
Tough day?

180
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,583
Yeah, really tough.

181
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,762
Yeah, well, maybe
this might cheer you up.

182
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:25,119
Okay, you hate it.
No problem. I'll just
go jump off a bridge.

183
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:30,646
No, JT. I love it.
This is really sweet of you.

184
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,693
It's just that
my dad went to deposit
last week's receipts,

185
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,521
and somewhere between
here and the bank,
he dropped the envelope.

186
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,007
The envelope?

187
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,096
With money in it?

188
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,970
My dad's a wreck.

189
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,669
Yeah.

190
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,758
I'm not, 
feeling too good myself.

191
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,464
Be careful of the door sill,
honey, and don't trip
on the rug, all right?

192
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,379
Just stand there, now.

193
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,339
Now, here. I got it.
I got it. Don't do that.

194
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,949
Okay?
Everything all right?

195
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey buddy, did you enjoy
that ride home?

196
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,650
Yeah, we loved it, Frank.
Especially stopping
at Sparky's Tavern,

197
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:22,002
so you could show
all your friends
"what you made".

198
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,917
Okay.
Hey, everybody,

199
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,614
come on in here
in the living room.

200
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,137
I have something
I want to show you.
Come on.

201
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,443
What's up?

202
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,751
I have got a great new video.

203
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,970
All right!
Is it Terminator 2?

204
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,146
I wanna see
that guy's head
split open again

205
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,149
No, no,
it's better than that.

206
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:43,066
It's a sonogram
of your new baby brother
or sister.

207
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,634
What's a sonogram?

208
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,332
It's an ultrasonic picture
that allows the doctors to
visualize the fetus in utero.

209
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,296
What?

210
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,255
It's a movie of the baby.

211
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,519
Okay, everybody. Here we go.

212
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,479
That's it?

213
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,657
How come
it's in black and white?

214
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,660
Doesn't this thing
come in color?

215
00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:15,707
Just forget about color. Now,
that is the baby, right there.

216
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,144
It's just sitting there.

217
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,408
Doing nothing.

218
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,931
Obviously a Lambert.

219
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,113
This is lame.

220
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,508
Call me when he does
something interesting.

221
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:36,293
Ordinarily, I'm a big fan
of reproductive videos,

222
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,991
but this one's a real snooze.

223
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,170
Yeah, Mom, I mean,
can't you give the kid
a little goose?

224
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:47,261
You know,
get it to swim around
or roll over or something?

225
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,132
Well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you, Karen.

226
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,700
I'll try to have
a more entertaining
pregnancy next time.

227
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,443
Ho-ho, no.

228
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,142
We cannot have
an eighth child.

229
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,492
Frank, I have
two words for you.

230
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:02,711
"Snip, snip."

231
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,854
The mighty jalapeno.

232
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,881
Yeah, buddy.

233
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,452
All right.

234
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,849
Cody, man,
I got a big problem.

235
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,372
Yeah, you sure do.

236
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,461
You're a lying sack
of doo-doo.

237
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,337
I know, man.
But this is worse.

238
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,905
You know that envelope
of money I found?

239
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,776
It belongs to Shelley's dad.

240
00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:10,170
Aw, yeah?

241
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,303
Gee, you found an envelope
full of money and it belonged
to somebody?

242
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,131
Who would
have thought of that?

243
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,616
Cody, man, I'm serious.
What am I going to do?

244
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,574
JT, man, you know
what you're gonna do.

245
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,663
Look, you tell her truth,

246
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:28,623
return the necklace,
and give the money
back to her dad, bro.

247
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,669
I can't do that, man.
She's gonna think I'm a liar.

248
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,063
JT, dude, you are a liar.

249
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:38,415
Yeah, I know,
but if she knows that,
she won't like me anymore.

250
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,417
Well, I'll tell you
somethin' man,

251
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,811
I'm your best friend.
I don't like you
very much right now.

252
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,250
Cody.
I got an idea, okay.
All right, check this out.

253
00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:49,296
What about this? All right.

254
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,515
I take her on a date,

255
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,865
then you pretend to be
a mugger. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Okay, all right.

256
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,044
Then you steal the necklace,
take it to a pawn shop,

257
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,959
get me the money,
and I give it back to her dad.

258
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,091
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
It's gonna work there, buddy.

259
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,093
We can fake a little fight.
I'll look like a big hero,
you know?

260
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,617
Please, please,
please, please Cody!

261
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,925
John Thomas Lambert,

262
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,580
this is your conscience
speaking, okay? Look.

263
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,277
There is no way out.

264
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,800
The ship has sailed.

265
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,977
The fat broad
has sung sayonara.

266
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,979
Okay?

267
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,634
Now, it's up to you
to make a decision
with your life.

268
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,376
Are you gonna
tell the truth and be a man,

269
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,074
or are you gonna be a liar?

270
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,991
Can't I be both?

271
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,001
Here's your change
Have a good day.

272
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,003
Thanks.

273
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,572
Hi.

274
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,792
Hi.

275
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,011
What's wrong?

276
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883
Well, um,

277
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,406
I kinda have to talk to you,

278
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,017
but I don't think
you're going to be,

279
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,628
too excited when you hear
what I have to say.

280
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,370
Listen, I'm in such
a good mood, nothing
could get me down.

281
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,241
You know
the money my dad lost?

282
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,547
He found it.

283
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,637
He did?

284
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,508
He dropped the envelope
under the seat of his car.

285
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,249
Isn't that great?

286
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:15,512
Great?
That's incredible.

287
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,341
Yeah, we were pretty relieved.

288
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,430
So, what'd you
want to talk about?

289
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,824
You know, whatever it was,
it just flew right out
of my head.

290
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:24,521
It's unbelievable.

291
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,784
We have some
great lasagna today.
Want to try it?

292
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,525
Sure. I love lasagna.

293
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,049
Great. Grab a seat
and I'll get some for you.

294
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,837
JT, by the way,

295
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:39,797
my dad loved this necklace
you gave me.

296
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,931
He said I must have
a pretty terrific boyfriend
to get me a gift like this.

297
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,674
I told him he was right.

298
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:48,676
I'm awfully lucky
to have a guy like you.

299
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,856
Shelley, you know,

300
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,946
I haven't

301
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,080
really been
completely honest
with you.

302
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,603
What? You don't like lasagna?

303
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:06,955
Look,

304
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,914
I don't know how to say this,

305
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,743
but, well,

306
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,485
I'm not a rich guy.

307
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,835
I don't own
my own car dealership.

308
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,100
And that car I've been driving

309
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,580
belongs to my boss.

310
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,497
You've been lying to me?

311
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,413
It gets worse.

312
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:36,680
I paid for that necklace
with some money
I found on the street.

313
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:42,164
And I came here
to tell you that today because
I thought it was your dad's.

314
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:46,342
But you know what,
it doesn't matter because
it was somebody else's money,

315
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,822
and I shouldn't have spent it.

316
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,349
I don't think
I can see you anymore.

317
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,748
Look, Shelley,
I know I've been a jerk.

318
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,316
But, I lied because I thought
it was the only way
you'd go out with me.

319
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,405
I'm really sorry.

320
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,148
I really liked you, JT.

321
00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:12,934
And not because
you were rich or
you drove a fancy car.

322
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,806
I liked you
because you were cute
and fun to be with

323
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,895
and you made me laugh.

324
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,594
And now I just wish
this whole thing
never happened.

325
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,817
Me, too. I wish
we could just
start all over again.

326
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,473
Bye, JT.

327
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,088
Bye.

328
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,370
Hi. I'm JT Lambert.

329
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,243
I don't have a Porsche.

330
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:04,812
I don't even have a car.

331
00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,599
I used to lie to get
girls to go out with me,

332
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,340
but I don't want to
do that anymore.

333
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:18,782
Do you think maybe I could,
get a cup of coffee?

334
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:22,612
JT, one moment
of honesty isn't gonna
make everything okay.

335
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,921
I know.

336
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,185
Look, I don't know
if I can ever
make things right.

337
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,362
But this is all
I got, Shelley.

338
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:36,017
So, I thought
I'd order a cup of coffee

339
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,627
and you know,
see where it went.

340
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:43,938
Cream or sugar?

341
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,507
Both.

342
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,994
No more lies?

343
00:20:58,779 --> 00:20:59,997
No more lies.

344
00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,841
Honey, honey,
you're gonna love this.

345
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:21,802
I rented a new video called,
The Miracle of Childbirth.

346
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:24,152
It says right here,
it shows you everything
that goes on

347
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,197
in the delivery room
from beginning till end.

348
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:30,332
Here, sit up. Here,
let me help you.

349
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,291
Come on.

350
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,205
Are you sure you want
to watch this tape, Frank?

351
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,946
I mean, it could
get very graphic.

352
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,340
Come on, honey,
I sat through Alientwice.

353
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:41,038
I mean, a space creature,
bang, right through
the chest of a guy.

354
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,606
How bad
could this be?

355
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:48,219
Birth. The moment
when we all leave the womb
and enter the world.

356
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,877
Look, Frank.

357
00:21:53,964 --> 00:21:56,315
There's the baby's head.

358
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:59,187
Here comes
the shoulders.

359
00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:00,928
Wha... What's all that goo?

360
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:06,412
That's just some blood
and other birth fluids.

361
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,545
And now the father
cuts the umbilical cord.