1 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:10,010 I can't bear the thought of being away from you for Christmas. 2 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:13,709 Me, neither. Promise you'll fax me every day? 3 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,755 I will, I will. 4 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:18,496 That way, even though we're hundreds of miles apart, 5 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,411 our souls will be electronically linked. 6 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:26,330 Talk about romance in the twenty-first century, 7 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,593 Goodbye, my sweet. 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,204 Farewell, my lovely. 9 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:38,603 Is it me, or is she just one smokin' mama? 10 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,649 Gotta love that. 11 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:08,476 It's ski time. This is gonna be the greatest Christmas ever. 12 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:10,652 I don't know, JT. 13 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,175 Don't you think it's kind of lame 14 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:13,655 to be away from your family at Christmas? 15 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,658 Cody, I'm 18. 16 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,877 I'm a little too old to be sitting around the tree, 17 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,315 singing The Twelve Days Of Christmaswith the kiddies. 18 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:23,317 Yeah. Well, what do you think, Uncle Frank? 19 00:02:23,404 --> 00:02:24,970 Don't you think it's kind of lame 20 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,016 to be away from your family at Christmas? 21 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:28,931 Well, like he said, he's 18. 22 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,542 If that's what he wants to do for the holidays, that's fine. 23 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,936 Thanks, Dad. Gotta go. See ya later, Code. 24 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,764 -Sure. -See ya, son. 25 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,158 Have fun skiing. Bye. 26 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,985 That ungrateful little brat. 27 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,730 I spend 18 years raising him and he leaves me at Christmas. 28 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,168 Uncle Frank, man... 29 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,521 Major 'tude swing, dude. 30 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:56,306 I mean, hey, if you didn't want him to go, why didn't you just say so? 31 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,656 Cody, that's not my style. 32 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,702 Sure, I'm gonna miss him, 33 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,704 but I'll just have to try not to think about him. 34 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,402 Yeah. Well, good luck. 35 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:07,883 Hey, man, if I was you, that's all I'd be thinking about. 36 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:11,582 Sure, my first born son won't be with me at Christmas. 37 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,454 Yeah, there's plenty of turkey, 38 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,456 but JT won't be here to eat it. 39 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:18,502 Yeah, all kinds of eggnog, 40 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,765 but JT won't be here to drink it. Nope. 41 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:23,115 Of course, there'll be plenty of presents, 42 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,031 but JT won't be here to open them up and say, 43 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:30,471 "Gee, thanks, Dad, you're the greatest guy in the world." 44 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:33,778 God, God, this is sadder than when they shot Old Yeller. 45 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:36,259 All right, all right, I get your point. 46 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:39,088 Just stop talking about how much I'm going to miss JT. 47 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,656 Yeah, right, dude. You're the one who keeps bringing it up. 48 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,505 Honey, honey, I'm afraid I have some bad news. 49 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,898 You know that vase you ordered by mail? 50 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:09,510 I think some bonehead down at the post office broke it. 51 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,602 Wrapping with the staple gun again, Frank? 52 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:21,391 I'll get it! 53 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:23,088 It's probably my little love muffin. 54 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,223 Hello, baby. 55 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,747 It's Aunt Edna. 56 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:32,663 Shh! Shh! Okay, everybody pretend we're not home. Just be quiet. 57 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,622 Come on, guys. 58 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:40,628 Hello. Hi, Aunt Edna, what a nice surprise. 59 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:46,677 Yes, yes, we're going to be home for Christmas. 60 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,766 No, no, no, don't tell her we're going to be home for Christmas. 61 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,942 Tell her... Tell her, tell her we don't celebrate Christmas. 62 00:04:51,029 --> 00:04:52,944 Tell her we're Jewish. Tell her we're Jewish! 63 00:04:57,340 --> 00:05:00,038 Shh! Shh! 64 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:01,736 Would you be quiet. 65 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:07,394 Excuse us. We're just playing our Hanukkah records. 66 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:13,617 Well, of course we'd love to have you join us for Christmas. 67 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:16,533 Okay. See you soon. 68 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:20,276 Honey, how could you invite that old bat over here for Christmas? 69 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:23,845 Well, Frank, she's family. 70 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,368 She's a witch! 71 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,022 You know, the last time she was here, 72 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:30,852 she pinched my cheeks so hard, I wet my pants. 73 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,595 Yeah, and she never gets my name right. 74 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:38,860 She's always calling me Mike or Moe or Melvin. 75 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,252 At least she gets close to your name. 76 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,212 All she ever calls me is Lazy Boy. 77 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:45,954 I thought your cousin Ernie had to take her this year. 78 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:50,611 Well, apparently, Ernie had to have an emergency heart bypass. 79 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,134 Right. 80 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,139 Like that couldn't wait until after the holidays. 81 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,056 Well, that must be her. 82 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,232 Run for your lives! 83 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,930 Wait a minute, must be her? Honey, how'd she get here so fast? 84 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:09,194 Well, she was calling from the corner. 85 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,022 You know, you should've let us kept singing. 86 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,459 I think that Jewish thing would have worked. 87 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:14,504 Just stop it. Shh. 88 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:22,425 Well, hi, Aunt Edna. How nice to see you. 89 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,775 Yeah? 90 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:27,430 Then how come every Christmas I get passed around like a bad fruitcake? 91 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:31,303 Well, we like fruitcake. 92 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,696 Where are your bags? 93 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,176 In the car. 94 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,134 Hey, Lazy Boy, go get my bags. 95 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,533 Nice to see you, too, Aunt Edna. 96 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,671 Aunt Edna, you remember the kids? 97 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,413 Well, of course I remember them. 98 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:55,415 Hey, Whitey, what's your name again? 99 00:06:57,547 --> 00:06:58,722 Mark. 100 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:02,030 Mark, right. 101 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:03,727 I never did like that name. 102 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,686 From now on, your name is Maurice. 103 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,081 You can't do that. 104 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,736 I'm older than dirt. I can do anything I want. 105 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,435 Now shut up and go help Lazy Boy with my bags. 106 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,005 Aunt Edna, you seem kind of tense. 107 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:23,181 Would you like to lie down for a while? 108 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,401 No, not until I check out Smiley here. 109 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:34,715 Look, we went through this the last time you were here. 110 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:39,023 All right, the name is not Smiley. It's Al. 111 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,460 You know, I don't care how old you are, 112 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,113 I'm not taking any lip from you. 113 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,768 - Al! - No, no, no, that's okay. 114 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:47,902 I like this one. She's got spunk. 115 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,168 You get in my face again and I'll be on you like a bad rash. 116 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,198 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, 117 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,983 you said we were staying in an Alpine chalet. 118 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,595 This place looks more like the entrance to a mine shaft. 119 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:31,075 Well, it's supposed to be rustic. 120 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,686 It's all part of that wilderness experience. 121 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:38,082 What's that shack with the steam coming out of it? 122 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,303 That's another part of the wilderness experience. It's the outhouse. 123 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,351 Man. I hope I can hold it 'til Monday. 124 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:52,053 Well, here it is, our little mountain bachelor pad. 125 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:55,752 Man, this place is a dump. There's like 10 guys, and we only got four cots. 126 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,711 Who cares about the cabin? 127 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,669 I mean, we're going to be spending all our time on the ski slopes. 128 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,542 Think again. An avalanche took out the ski lifts. 129 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,632 Man, this is so lame. 130 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:08,504 I'm stuck in this rat hole and I can't even ski. 131 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,462 Man, it doesn't get any worse than this. 132 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,161 Yeah it does. The outhouse has a metal seat. 133 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,310 I can't believe Mom stuck us with cooking the turkey. 134 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:34,356 Well, she couldn't help it. 135 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,880 It's Christmas Eve and she's backed up in the beauty shop. 136 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,883 Come on, I mean, how hard can it be? 137 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,711 It came with directions. 138 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,147 All right. 139 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,715 "Step number one, 140 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:49,284 "Reach inside the body cavity and remove the heart, gizzard and other innards." 141 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,550 Go ahead, Karen. 142 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,946 No way. I don't do innards. 143 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,124 You are such a wimp. 144 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,996 Yeah, well, I don't see you fishing around inside Mister Turkey. 145 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,173 Fine, I'll do it. 146 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,312 It's wet in there. 147 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,446 And there's a loose flap of skin hanging down. 148 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,755 What are you princesses doing in the kitchen? 149 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,148 You get lost? 150 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:33,807 No, Carol put us in charge of cooking the turkey, 151 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:37,332 but we kind of don't want to clean it out. 152 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:39,290 What's your problem? 153 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,684 Just stick your hand up his butt and you go to work. 154 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,257 What are you waiting for, candlelight and soft music? 155 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,965 This is disgusting. 156 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,315 Yeah, well, it's no picnic for the bird, either. 157 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,191 Grab his guts and rip 'em out. 158 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,935 God. 159 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,416 Come on. 160 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,466 You left some. 161 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:41,439 Okay, who's the genius who decided to bring frozen dinners up here? 162 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,140 I'm sucking on frozen gravy. 163 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,100 This is the lowest moment of my life. 164 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,500 Hi, guys, it's party time. 165 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,502 The entertainment committee is here. 166 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,725 Hey, JT, check it out. 167 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,596 Your friends are here. Beavis and Butt-head. 168 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,861 There's no bottom to this nightmare. 169 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:15,473 I have to take the up escalator just to get to Hell. 170 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:19,260 We brought a really great video. Naughty Ski Babes. 171 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:27,834 Yeah. We like, taped it off the Smut Channel. 172 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:31,098 A porno movie on Christmas Eve. You guys are sick! 173 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,884 What are all the squiggly lines for? 174 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:38,366 Int's scrambled. 175 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:42,065 But if you like look really close, there's butts and stuff. 176 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,285 Yep. Butts. 177 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,853 You guys are perverts, man. I gotta get some air. 178 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,332 You're gonna miss the best part. 179 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,638 There goes a boob. 180 00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:51,422 Yeah, man, yeah. 181 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:53,729 That's not a boob. It's a bald guy. 182 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,922 I'll get it. 183 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:15,098 Merry Christmas. Cody Lambert speaking. 184 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,622 Hey, Cody, it's JT. Man, how's it going? 185 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,842 Totally awesome, bro. 186 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,713 Your dad built this big old raging fire, 187 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,367 we got a monster turkey in the oven, 188 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,674 mashed potatoes up the wazoo. 189 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:29,634 Hey, for later, Carol made three kinds of pies. 190 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,941 Hey, did you guys sing Christmas carols yet? 191 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,465 No, we're saving that for later on, 192 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,163 probably around midnight, 193 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,513 you know, when we're all feeling nice and warm and cozy, 194 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,081 and there's a lot of love in the room. 195 00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,299 How's it going for you? 196 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,608 Just great. 197 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,175 Great. 198 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,829 The food's great. 199 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,397 The cabin's great. Everything's just great, Code. 200 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,096 Dude, you just said great five times in a row. 201 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,490 You ain't gotta be a gardener to figure out who's spreading around the manure, you know 202 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,278 All right, Cody, man, the whole thing's a bust. 203 00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:07,063 I'm with a bunch of guys and we're sucking down frozen dinners 204 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,632 and watching scrambled porno movies. I'm miserable. 205 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:13,591 Well, dude, why don't you just bag that bummer and come on home? 206 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,376 I can't do that. 207 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,987 I made a big deal about being too old for Christmas. 208 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:21,164 If I come home now, it'll be like telling my dad I'm still a little kid. 209 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,124 Man, he won't think that. He'd love to see you here. 210 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,213 Why don't you hold on, I'll go get him. 211 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,432 No, no, Cody, I can't talk to him, man. 212 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,696 Just... Just tell everybody I said, "Merry Christmas." Okay, Cody? 213 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,437 I gotta go. Bye. 214 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:53,631 Hey, Uncle Frank, I think we've got kind of a problem. 215 00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,285 Look, JT just called and he said he's having 216 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,548 a miserable time up at that ski lodge. 217 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,855 Well, why doesn't he just come home? 218 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,945 Well, because he made such a big deal about being too old for Christmas. 219 00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:06,209 Well, now he's embarrassed and doesn't want to admit he was wrong. 220 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,385 I think you should go up there and get him. 221 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:11,823 No. No, I'm not driving two hours to pick him up. 222 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,914 If he's such a big boy, he can come home himself. 223 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:20,920 You know, this passive aggressive jive is really starting to cheese me off. 224 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,748 I mean, look, you didn't want him going up there in the first place, 225 00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:25,707 but you wouldn't say anything. 226 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,665 Well, now he wants to come home, but he won't tell you. 227 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,190 Well, of course he won't tell me. And you know why he won't tell me? 228 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,235 Because he's stubborn and pig headed. 229 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,803 Stubborn and pig headed, Uncle Frank? 230 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,675 I wonder where he gets that from? Oink, oink. 231 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,993 - That was cool. - Yeah, yeah. 232 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,432 I'll get it. Maybe it's a serial killer and he'll put me out of my misery. 233 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,135 Dad, what are you doing here? 234 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:07,575 Well, it was a nice night, so I thought I'd take a little two hour drive. 235 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,708 Son, is there some place we can talk alone? 236 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,189 Sure. Either here on the porch or over there on the outhouse. 237 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,193 Let's try the porch, okay? 238 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:26,986 So... 239 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,771 What did you want to talk about? 240 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:34,906 You know. 241 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,605 Just wondering how things were going up here. 242 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,174 They're going... 243 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:44,090 You know. Going. 244 00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,179 How are, things going at home? 245 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,747 You know. 246 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,578 Boy, we're not very good at telling each other how we feel, are we? 247 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,190 -We stink, Dad. -Yeah. 248 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,019 Wll, you probably get that from me. So, I'll go first. 249 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,023 Son, it's Christmas. 250 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,677 I want you home. 251 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:10,072 I didn't want you to come up here in the first place. 252 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,335 So, why didn't you say something before I left? 253 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:19,429 Well, when you told me you didn't want to be around for Christmas, 254 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,998 it kind of hurt. 255 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,434 But I didn't know how to say that, 256 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,785 so I just pretended it didn't bother me. 257 00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:31,920 That's pretty stupid, isn't it? 258 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,967 Not as stupid as me staying here 259 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,188 even though I was having a lousy time. 260 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:43,627 Well, why didn't you just tell me when you called? I would have picked you up. 261 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:46,108 Like it would have been real manly of me to call up and say, 262 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:49,068 "Daddy, I miss you, can I please come home?" 263 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:57,859 You know, JT, we could probably save ourselves a lot of trouble 264 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:00,731 if we just stop trying to act so tough all the time 265 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:04,387 and told each other what we were really thinking. 266 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,741 You know what I'm thinking, Dad? 267 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,091 What? 268 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,876 I want to come home for Christmas. 269 00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:18,967 You know what I'm thinking? 270 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,057 I'd love to have you home. 271 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:36,767 What did those girls put on that turkey? 272 00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,987 I have more gas than a Texaco station. 273 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,037 I thought you were trying to sleep, Aunt Edna. 274 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,648 How am I supposed to sleep 275 00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:49,911 if I feel like I'm digesting a bowling ball? 276 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,829 You never should have let those girls cook that meal. 277 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:58,311 I think they tried to poison me. 278 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,835 You know, Aunt Edna, you have been here an entire day 279 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,881 and you have not said one nice thing to anybody. 280 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,275 When I think of something nice to say, I'll mention it. 281 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,366 What is your problem? 282 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,152 You know, we have gone out of our way to welcome you 283 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,458 and you do nothing but crab at us. 284 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,418 We opened our home to you, we cooked dinner for you, 285 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,550 we even gave you our bedroom. 286 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,597 Obviously, nothing we can do will make you happy. 287 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,990 So why don't you just go ahead and be a pill. 288 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,907 But I will not let it ruin my Christmas, or my family's. 289 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,089 I'm sorry. 290 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,223 I know I'm a pain in the butt. 291 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,617 I try not to be, but it just comes out. 292 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,536 Why? What are you so angry about? 293 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,540 I'm not angry, 294 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,760 I'm lonely. 295 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,198 I know everybody's nice to me at Christmas, 296 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,635 but for the rest of the year, I just sit home alone 297 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,333 watching People's Court and talking to my cat. 298 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,730 I would like to have a good time at Christmas, 299 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:14,778 but the nicer you are to me, the more it reminds me that the rest of the year... 300 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:18,042 I don't have anybody. 301 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,176 Well, gee, I never thought about what your life must be like. 302 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,007 I hope I haven't ruined your Christmas. 303 00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,227 I'd hate to do that to my favorite niece. 304 00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,186 I'm your favorite niece? 305 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,536 Well, sure. 306 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,496 Why do you think I made up that story about Ernie needing a heart bypass? 307 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,283 You mean that wasn't true? 308 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:45,853 No, Ernie's as healthy as a horse. 309 00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:49,073 I just wanted to be with you and your family. 310 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,947 Maybe we should just get together more often. 311 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,905 You know, not just at Christmas. 312 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:57,386 That would make me very happy. 313 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:52,180 Dudesie. 314 00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:08,414 Dude, this was a totally awesome Christmas? 315 00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:10,241 Yeah, it was okay. 316 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,722 "Okay?" What are you talking about, little cuz? 317 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,550 You got all the loot you wanted. 318 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,030 Yeah, but what good are presents 319 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,075 if you can't share them with the woman you love? 320 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,210 I'll get it. 321 00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:24,125 You just stay right here and wallow in self pity. 322 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,565 Hi, Cody. 323 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,654 -Gabrielle! -Mark!