1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,310 Frank, what's this all about? 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:08,138 You're going to find out soon enough. 3 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:09,226 When they won't even tell you what the meeting's about, 4 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,923 you know it's gotta be bad. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,100 Yeah, I can feel it. We're gonna get hosed. 6 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,666 Just sit down, sit down, sit down. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,538 Here you go. Gimme that. 8 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,061 C'mon, son, gimme that. 9 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,715 Hey, Einstein, gimme that. 10 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,673 You look fine, you look just fine. Okay. 11 00:00:23,675 --> 00:00:26,591 Alright, now, everybody, 12 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:30,813 Carol and I have something very important to tell you. 13 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:31,901 Tell them, honey. 14 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:38,995 Well, I know that this is going to come as a bit of a surprise, 15 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,998 but I really think that you will all be thrilled. 16 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:47,047 Frank and I are going to have a baby. 17 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:11,609 Well, somebody say something. 18 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,698 You're having a baby? Yes. 19 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:16,266 Mom, we're already living three to a room. 20 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,572 Don't you think it's about time 21 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:19,443 to shut down the old assembly line? 22 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:27,016 Really, Mother. I mean, having a seventh child. 23 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,366 That's so third world. 24 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:33,631 I really wish you guys had asked us kids 25 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,459 before you went ahead and popped a bun in the oven. 26 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,680 Hey, excuse me, 27 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:42,205 but Carol and I do not need your permission to... 28 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,424 Bake. 29 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,689 Yeah, and I don't like your selfish attitudes. 30 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,473 I mean, a baby is no trouble at all. 31 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,389 For the first six months all it does is eat and sleep. 32 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:55,305 Just what we need, another Lambert. 33 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:58,003 Like living with you guys is a little piece of heaven? 34 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,483 All right, all right, all right. 35 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,006 Now just wait a minute here. 36 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:04,271 This baby is not going to be a Foster or a Lambert. 37 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,142 It's going to be a combination of the both of us. 38 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,883 Great, a mutant. 39 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,584 You're the only mutant around here. 40 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:14,933 - Shut up. - Make me. 41 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,326 Don't tell my brother to shut up. 42 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,203 All right, that's enough! 43 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,728 You know, I'm very disappointed. 44 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,513 I really thought that this would be a special family moment 45 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,689 that we would all treasure together, 46 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:35,824 full of warmth and tenderness, and caring, and sharing, and love. 47 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:37,478 I can see that's impossible. 48 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:39,393 So why don't you all get lost. You make me sick. 49 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,875 Talk about your mood swings. 50 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,403 Yeah, you think she's grouchy now, 51 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:52,101 wait 'til she's tubbing in at 175. 52 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,065 Well, I thought this went pretty well 53 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:02,198 for a family meeting, honey. 54 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,374 At least we didn't have to send anybody to the emergency room. 55 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,812 Boy. 56 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,336 Frank, this is terrible. 57 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,642 It's like a war zone around here. 58 00:04:11,729 --> 00:04:13,775 I really feel nervous about bringing a baby 59 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:16,212 into such a hostile environment. 60 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,867 You know, I think we should see a family therapist. 61 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:22,131 Honey, no. 62 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,699 Gee, no. Not a shrink. 63 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,744 I don't want to sit with some stranger 64 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,920 and discuss my potty training. 65 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:34,143 Frank, I really want all of us to go into family therapy. 66 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:37,712 In fact, I'm using my "I insist." 67 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:39,888 You can't do that. Yes, I can. 68 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:42,064 We each get one "I insist" per year. 69 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:44,371 And you already used yours to buy that stupid yard weasel. 70 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,026 Well, there's got to be a better way 71 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:50,072 than seeing a therapist, honey. 72 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:53,597 Can't we just write "Dear Abby" or, or call "DialAPrayer?" 73 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:56,818 Forget it, Frank. I am invoking my "I insist." 74 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:59,299 In fact, I am going upstairs right now 75 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,518 to tell the kids we are all going into family therapy. 76 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:03,346 Fine, I'll wait here and catch you 77 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,956 when they throw you back down. 78 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,442 Man, this stinks. 79 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,531 We have to go to therapy just because the geezers are having a baby. 80 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:17,665 I know, this kid's already a pain in the butt. 81 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,716 You know, some days the bluebird of happiness 82 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:28,197 just drops a load on your windshield. 83 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,680 I guess you're bummed about the baby, too? 84 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,203 No, I love babies. 85 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,379 And I'm glad you two are in therapy. 86 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:37,815 You guys got a lot of problems. 87 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,603 Nah, I'm just bummed because I'm turning into a werewolf. 88 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,479 Cody, wait a minute, 89 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,263 did you say you were turning into a werewolf? 90 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,004 Yeah, buddy. 91 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,311 Talk about your bad hair day? 92 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,881 Cody, why would you think you're turning into a werewolf? 93 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,535 Simple. 94 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,537 Hey, I was on this overnight campout, okay, 95 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:06,757 and this little baby wolf cub accidentally bit me. 96 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,977 So? 97 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:12,023 So, it's a well documented scientific fact. 98 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,983 You get bit by a wolf, you turn into a werewolf. 99 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:18,726 Don't you people ever watch movies? 100 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:21,859 Cody, just 'cause it's in the movies doesn't mean it's real. 101 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,295 I mean, those guys are just actors 102 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,427 with a lot of makeup. 103 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:25,994 Yeah, right. 104 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,735 Next thing you're going to tell me 105 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,911 Free Willy was just some big fat guy in a whale suit. 106 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:36,439 Cody, trust me, there's no such things as werewolves. 107 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,441 Well, I hope you guys are right, man. 108 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,660 Because after all the nice things 109 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,488 you people have done for me, 110 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,446 man, I'd hate to have to drag the whole family out back 111 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,187 and feed on you for three or four days. 112 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,889 And we're the ones going to therapy. 113 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:06,077 Hi, I'm Dr. Russell. You must be the Fosters and the Lamberts. 114 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:11,692 Well, yes! Hi, there, I'm Carol and this is my husband, Frank. 115 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,607 How are you? I'm fine, I'm fine. 116 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,173 I mean, I'm really fine. This is all her idea. 117 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:17,437 I'm totally fine. 118 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:20,004 I'm glad you're fine, Frank. I am. I am. 119 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,745 Yes, and these are our kids, 120 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:24,705 JT, Dana, Karen, Brendan, Mark and Al. 121 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,490 As I mentioned on the phone, we're a blended family. 122 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:29,623 Move over, Beanhead, you're hogging the couch. 123 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,016 Don't call me Beanhead, Gasbag. 124 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:36,151 They-- They haven't really finished blending yet. 125 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:40,024 Well, it's hard to blend with JT. 126 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:42,679 He came to us from the AdoptAPet Program. 127 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:46,117 Go chase your tail, Barky. 128 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:49,556 Yeah, no one else will. 129 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,949 You know, maybe it would be a better use of our time 130 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,430 if I speak with, each of you individually. 131 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,911 JT, why don't I start with you. 132 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,609 Okay, might as well get it over with. 133 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,745 I'm kind of nervous. 134 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,877 What happens in a therapist's office? 135 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:09,532 It's no big deal. You just go in there, sit on a couch, 136 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:10,925 and talk about yourself. 137 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,536 Hey, that sounds like fun. 138 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,539 Will all the rest of you talk about me, too? 139 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:23,415 Sure, dear. 140 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,462 So, why don't you tell me 141 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,812 how you feel about having a new baby coming into the house? 142 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,598 It ticks me off. 143 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,948 All my life I've had to share a room. 144 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:35,515 Now they're probably going to 145 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:37,125 give this little squirt a room of it's own. 146 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,083 I mean, what does a baby need its own room for? 147 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,129 You can poop in your pants anywhere. 148 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,960 Well, I've got nothing against the kid personally, 149 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,092 but I've got a friend who has a baby brother. 150 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,964 I was helping her change his diaper once. 151 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:51,922 The kid peed right in my face. 152 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,535 What are you laughing at? 153 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:02,193 Well, I guess having a baby will be okay, 154 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,675 I just don't deal well with change. 155 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:08,373 I guess the only thing good about having a baby is, 156 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:11,594 maybe it will get my mother off my back. 157 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:15,555 See, she's having trouble accepting my budding sexuality. 158 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,820 Can we talk about that? 159 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,042 I don't like this at all. 160 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:27,436 See, right now, I can get away with murder 161 00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:30,047 because I'm the youngest and the cutest. 162 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:34,878 But there's nothing cuter than a baby. 163 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,011 Dude, I'm getting shafted. 164 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:43,887 Look, I need my beauty sleep. 165 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,934 What if this baby cries the night before the prom? 166 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:50,024 I'll have to go with puffy eyes. 167 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:53,418 I mean, how's my date going to feel about that? 168 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,116 Taking me to the prom 169 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:57,814 is probably the most important night of his life. 170 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,906 If I show up with puffy eyes, 171 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,605 I don't think that's very fair to him, 172 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,041 do you? 173 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,306 I guess having a baby means 174 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,743 Mom and Frank are really married. 175 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,137 Up until now, I tried to think of Frank as 176 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:20,663 sort of a live-in handyman who wouldn't go away. 177 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,752 Kind of like that Eldin guy on Murphy Brown. 178 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,190 Well, at first, I thought 179 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:29,063 the idea of having a baby was kind of scary. 180 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,195 I mean, I'm no spring chicken. 181 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,850 Sure, I look great, but I'm a lot older than you think. 182 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,160 But then the more I thought about it, 183 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,205 I thought, "Hey, maybe we can actually train this one 184 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,033 "to do a little work around the house." 185 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,775 You know, be different than the rest of the kids. 186 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,124 Do you have a beer to go with these? 187 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,822 I'm dry as toast. 188 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,258 I... I don't need a beer. 189 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:51,563 I mean, I'm not dependent on it, or anything. 190 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,872 Well, it's really very simple, 191 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,657 I just want to create an environment 192 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,398 for my baby that's perfect. 193 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:04,098 You know, a loving family, organically grown food, 194 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:05,795 gender-neutral toys, 195 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:09,016 and a preschool that will stimulate his mind, 196 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:12,497 and yet, indulge his childlike need for play. 197 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:18,025 See, I just want everything perfect. 198 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:21,158 Do you mind if I, straighten out your diplomas? 199 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:24,248 They're kind of tilted and it's just driving me crazy. 200 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,870 Well, I must say that, 201 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:40,612 talking with everyone has been very educational. 202 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,789 So, when would you like us all to come back? 203 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,879 I don't think everybody needs to come back. 204 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,403 Most of you are having a pretty normal reaction 205 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:51,058 to the prospect of a new baby in the house. 206 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:54,670 But there is one person I would like to see again. 207 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,368 But, you said it was normal 208 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,719 for me to have dreams like that about Heather Locklear. 209 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,505 It... It is, Mark. 210 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:05,942 The person I want to talk to, is your mother. 211 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,990 Me? 212 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,035 What's wrong with me? 213 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,995 Well, I just think it might be beneficial for us, 214 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,867 to spend some more time together. 215 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,347 Say, twice a week. 216 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:21,958 Twice a week? 217 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,917 Boy, Carol, you must be a real wacko. 218 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,268 Hey, hey, hey, now if the doctor thinks that 219 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,444 Carol is sick enough to need twice a week, 220 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,315 then that's just the way it's gonna be. 221 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,756 Don't you worry, honey, we're gonna beat this thing. 222 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,820 Hey, Uncle Frank. Hey, Cody. What's up? 223 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,518 Well, I've been doing some research on werewolves 224 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:04,305 and I'm afraid it doesn't look too good for me, Uncle Frank. 225 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,221 Cody, do you really think you're turning into a werewolf? 226 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:08,788 Yeah. Well, it's kind of hard to 227 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,965 ignore compelling evidence like this. 228 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,141 All About Werewolves. 229 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,578 From the author of All About Vampires, All About Aliens. 230 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,798 Sounds like quite an authority. 231 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,408 Yeah, buddy. 232 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,279 According to this book, 233 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,891 I'm starting to display all kinds of wolf-like tendencies. 234 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,676 Like what? You starting to run with a pack? 235 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:35,640 No, not yet, but my sense of smell is getting keener. 236 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,555 Like, for example, right now, 237 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,427 I could tell you're eating an apple. 238 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:45,476 Code, you can see I'm eating an apple. 239 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,043 And that's another thing. 240 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,698 My eyesight's getting keener, too. 241 00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,395 That's not the only thing. 242 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,701 Check this out. 243 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,356 When I scratch my belly, my leg jiggles. 244 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,492 Cody, you are not turning into a werewolf. 245 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:03,930 It's just the power of suggestion. 246 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,453 Yeah, well, I hope you're right, 247 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,846 but just to be on the safe side, 248 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,109 you better lock me in my van tonight. 249 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,937 There's gonna be a full moon. 250 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,334 You know, Cody, maybe you should be locked up. 251 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,733 Gnarly. 252 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,223 I like it. 253 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,536 Dude. What a cool dream. 254 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,760 Hi, guys. Hi, honey. 255 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,675 Sorry, I'm late, 256 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,722 I just had the most incredible breakthrough in therapy today. 257 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,419 I was telling Dr. Russell how I wished I could 258 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:45,553 bring this baby into a more peaceful environment. 259 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,989 And then it dawned on me. 260 00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,252 If we could just have one day, 261 00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:51,341 one day, with nobody arguing, 262 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,431 maybe, just maybe, everybody would see how nice it could be. 263 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,130 So, he told me I should propose it to the family. 264 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,307 Propose what? 265 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,398 That for 24 hours, nobody argues. 266 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,530 You mean, we're not allowed to talk? 267 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,229 Well, of course you can talk, 268 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,535 you just can't be mean or insult one another. 269 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:14,234 Then what's the point of talking? 270 00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,584 Honey, maybe this is a little too difficult for the kids. 271 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,455 Why don't we start out with something simpler, 272 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,370 you know, like just cutting out all the bad words 273 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,199 and suggestions that people "stuff" things. 274 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,159 Frank, it's only 24 hours. 275 00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,162 And this is really important to me. 276 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,991 All right, if this is going to help you with your mental problem, 277 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,296 then I'm all for it. 278 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:40,303 Frank, I do not have a mental problem. 279 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,653 I just have issues. 280 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,569 Okay, why don't we all just sit down and have a nice, 281 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,049 pleasant dinner together? 282 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,446 Please, pass the corn, Barky. 283 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,361 Don't call me Barky, Greaseball. 284 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,145 I said, "please." 285 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,321 Hey, hey, hey, now remember, no arguing, none. 286 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:03,457 JT, there is no need to call Dana names like "Barky." 287 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,633 And Dana, there are better ways 288 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,071 to communicate your feelings than by trading insults. 289 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:14,511 Now, why don't you just say, "JT, when you call me a name, 290 00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,383 "it hurts my feelings. 291 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,906 "I wish you wouldn't do that 292 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,126 "and I would appreciate an apology." 293 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:25,174 I would say that, Mom, but when I use big words 294 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:29,570 like "appreciate", JT's little peabrain explodes. 295 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,052 Stuff it, Possum Breath. 296 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,314 JT... 297 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:35,663 She started it. 298 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,056 Yeah, she's always starting stuff. 299 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,492 Hey, butt out. 300 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,320 How would you like a fork up your nose? 301 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,973 Why don't you take a flying leap into Lake Ugly. 302 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,193 That's a real good one. 303 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:49,198 Hey, hey, hey, no arguing, okay? 304 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,678 Forget it, Frank, just let them bicker. 305 00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:51,940 It's all they know how to do. 306 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,811 I hope you all have a good time 307 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,161 tearing one another's throats out. 308 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,163 But I don't have to listen to it. 309 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,860 Come on now, Carol, don't go. 310 00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,905 No, no, Frank, really. I would rather be alone right now. 311 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,436 What? We were just talking. 312 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:16,095 All she asked for was 24 hours without arguing, 313 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,836 you guys couldn't give her 24 seconds. 314 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,186 I don't know what she's so mad about. 315 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,970 We're always bagging on each other. 316 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:24,451 Yeah, well maybe it's starting to get a little old? 317 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,607 Carol, can I talk to you for a second? 318 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:52,740 Why? 319 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,134 Well, I... I know you're upset. 320 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,310 I just don't understand why you kids have to call 321 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,051 each other names all the time and insult one another. 322 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,706 Well, don't get upset. It's just the way we talk. 323 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,622 I mean, it doesn't mean we don't like each other. 324 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:08,843 Right, and "Possum Breath" is a term of endearment? 325 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,803 Well, kind of. 326 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,327 Look, if I didn't like... 327 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:20,071 if I didn't like Dana, I'd just ignore her. 328 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,204 The fact that I spend so much time insulting her, 329 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,293 shows how much I care. 330 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,861 I mean, I lie awake thinking, "God, she got me so good today. 331 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,864 "How can I bust her chops tomorrow?" 332 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:34,173 If that's not brotherly love, I don't know what is. 333 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,176 Well, maybe that works for you, you're practically grown up. 334 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,482 But what about this baby? 335 00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,745 I mean, is there any chance at all that you're going to be nice to him? 336 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:43,965 Well... 337 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:45,662 No. 338 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,624 I mean, I'd like to say yes, but I'd be lying. 339 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:51,973 We're going to razz the little kid, 340 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,104 we're going to play tricks on him, 341 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,236 we're going to steal his toys. 342 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,020 Generally just pick on him. 343 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,240 But let me tell you something. 344 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,068 When that kid goes into kindergarten and somebody calls him a name, 345 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,506 he'll just turn around and say, "Hey, stuff it, Bozo." 346 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,204 And then we'll know we've done our job. 347 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,035 Now, let me get this straight. 348 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:16,258 You mean, all this sniping at one another is some strange, 349 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:20,349 twisted, perverted sign of affection? 350 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,133 Now you're finally getting it! 351 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:26,268 And you guys really care about each other? 352 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,227 Exactly. 353 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,880 Well, sometimes we go overboard with the name-calling, 354 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,187 but, hey, nothing's perfect. 355 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,798 "Nothing's perfect." 356 00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:38,149 That's what my therapist said when I tried to alphabetize his books. 357 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,718 God, you do need to go twice a week. 358 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,896 All right, I'll tell you what. 359 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,682 I'll try to, you know, stop being such a control freak, 360 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,467 and why don't you try to tone down the name-calling? 361 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,643 Deal. 362 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:57,691 You know, JT, you're okay. 363 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,953 You are too, Carol. 364 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,128 Thanks. 365 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,000 Carol, just one more thing. 366 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,132 What's that? 367 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,742 Don't tell Dana I like her. 368 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,396 It could ruin our whole relationship. 369 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:13,228 Hey, Barky, get your bony butt off my chair. 370 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,274 Park it somewhere else, Greaseball. 371 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:23,543 Hey, Cody. 372 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:24,631 Hey, Uncle Frank. 373 00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:25,849 What's up? 374 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:28,243 Dude, I gotta apologize to you. 375 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,854 I've been acting like a real cheesebrain lately. 376 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,468 Imagine, I thought I was gonna turn into a werewolf. 377 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,819 Well, now, you know, you read enough books about turning into a werewolf, 378 00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:41,125 and pretty soon, you think you are turning into a werewolf. 379 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:43,258 It's the power of suggestion. 380 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,347 It's like if somebody says to you, 381 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:48,219 you know, "You look like you're getting sick." 382 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:53,007 And pretty soon, you think, "Wow, I do have a kind of fever, 383 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:56,271 "and my head hurts, 384 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:57,794 "and my throat's a little scratchy, 385 00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,928 "and, my stomach is really upset." 386 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,974 Pretty soon, you've talked yourself into believing you've got the flu. 387 00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:08,544 God, you know, I'd love to stay and talk with you, Uncle Frank, 388 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,851 but I'm not feeling too good. 389 00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,418 I think I'm coming down with the flu.