1
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Thanks for organizing
this study group, Dana.

2
00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:08,486
I'm just glad it's a quiet day
around here.

3
00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:18,540
Hey, yo, dudes,

4
00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,846
check out my new cheese hat,
man, and my air horn.

5
00:00:20,933 --> 00:00:22,848
I got them
for the football games
at school.

6
00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:27,201
Pretty, cool?

7
00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:35,426
Cody, um, would you please
get your air horn and
your cheese head out of here?

8
00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:37,733
Okay? This is a study group.

9
00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:43,260
The Dana burger
and The Brainiacs.

10
00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,349
Hey, wow, that would be
a pretty cool name for a band.

11
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You guys should like go on tour,
like trash
a bunch of motel rooms.

12
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Cody, we're trying
to study for a test.

13
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Tchyeah, well, I didn't mean
like right now.

14
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So, what are you guys studying?

15
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Philosophy.

16
00:01:01,191 --> 00:01:03,585
Get outta here!
I'm in that class, too.

17
00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,544
We know.

18
00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,851
It's hard to miss someone
waving his arms and screaming,

19
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"Professor, dude!
I'm all over this one!

20
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"Tchyeah!"

21
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Tchyeah.

22
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Dana, I got a killer idea.

23
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Why don't you let me in
your study group?

24
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Cody, you know,
that would be
a slice of heaven,

25
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but unfortunately,
we are full.

26
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But, I can put you
on the waiting list though.

27
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Righteous. Hey.

28
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And to show you
how much I appreciate that,

29
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I am going to let you
wear my cheese hat.

30
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Cool, now you're the Dana burger
with cheese.

31
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Hi, honey.
No time for breakfast.

32
00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,488
I'm running late.

33
00:03:04,575 --> 00:03:06,621
Frank, I need to talk to you
about something important.

34
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Did I forget to put
the toilet seat down?
Honey, I'm sorry.

35
00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,800
No, it's,
it's a lot more important
than that.

36
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Well, can't it wait, honey?
I'm really running late.

37
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I think I'm pregnant.

38
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What's the matter, Daddy?
Did something go down
the wrong pipe?

39
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You could say that.

40
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Well, next time,
you should be more careful.

41
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Yeah.

42
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Carol, you think
you're pregnant?

43
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Now, how did this happen?

44
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Well, you should know.

45
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You were there, yelling
"Yabba dabba do!"

46
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I know how it happened,

47
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but I thought
we were taking precautions.

48
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Well, we are, but nothing
is a hundred percent sure,
except abstinence.

49
00:03:58,107 --> 00:03:59,848
And, we can't seem
to work that out.

50
00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,374
A baby?.

51
00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,247
I'm too old to have a baby.

52
00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,945
You're too old?

53
00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,381
Well, I'll tell you what, Frank,

54
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just to help you out,

55
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I'll carry this one.

56
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I'll even throw in
the morning sickness,

57
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and the stretch marks,

58
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and the breast feeding.
Anything to help you out.

59
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I'm sorry, okay?
Now listen,

60
00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:28,050
well, maybe
you're not even pregnant.

61
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Yeah, you're right.

62
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No sense getting all crazy
until we find out for sure.

63
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You know, maybe we should
buy one of those
home pregnancy tests.

64
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That's a good idea.

65
00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,322
You know, I'm really backed up
at the beauty shop today.
Could you pick one up?

66
00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:45,850
Me go down
the women's aisle?

67
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Carol, you know how I feel
about that.

68
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Feminine hygiene
is no place for a man.

69
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Frank, grow up.

70
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Okay, okay, I'll get it,
I'll get it.

71
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But I'm gonna wear
my tool belt.

72
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Just so there's no mistaking
which side of the aisle I'm on.

73
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JT,

74
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um,

75
00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,229
do you know Kevin Lewis?

76
00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,622
Sure. He lives
down the street.
He's a great guy.

77
00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,407
He tells the funniest jokes.

78
00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:23,018
Good, 'cause I'm going out
on a date with him tonight.

79
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No way. The guy's a pig.

80
00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,198
Well, I thought you just said
he was a great guy.

81
00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:30,895
Well, yeah,

82
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that was before I knew
you were going out with him.

83
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Now he's slime.

84
00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,988
You know,
you're not helping me here.

85
00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:40,601
This is my first real date
and I'm kind of nervous.

86
00:05:40,688 --> 00:05:42,211
I could really use your advice.

87
00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,039
Look, Al, here's my advice.

88
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"Stay away from guys." Okay?

89
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We're all scum.

90
00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:53,004
Do you know
what goes on in my mind
when I'm out on a date?

91
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It's disgusting.

92
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You know, this is the last time
I come to you for advice.

93
00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:03,711
Well, good, because I don't want
to hear about you
or your sex life ever again.

94
00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,846
Hey, you guys busy?

95
00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:12,110
I am, 'cause I'm doing my nails,
but Dana's just doing
her homework.

96
00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,897
What's the problem, Al?

97
00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:19,901
Well, I hate asking
you guys anything,

98
00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:23,034
but, JT went psycho on me,
so I've got no choice.

99
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I'm kind of nervous
because I'm going
on my first real date tonight.

100
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A date?

101
00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,092
Al,
this is so exciting.

102
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I just knew one day,
you'd shed that tomboy cocoon

103
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and emerge as the butterfly
of a woman you are.

104
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Welcome to my world.

105
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I knew this was a bad idea.

106
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No, no, it's going
to be great.

107
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Now pay careful attention
because I'm going
to explain to you

108
00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:02,378
"the art of dating."

109
00:07:02,987 --> 00:07:04,206
God.

110
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,650
Anyway, the secret to dating
is letting a guy think
he's in charge,

111
00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,870
when in fact, the woman
is running the whole show.

112
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The first date
is the most important.

113
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That's when you agree
with everything he says.

114
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Then, he falls hopelessly
in love with you and you can
control him forever

115
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or until you find
someone better.

116
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Al, come here.

117
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You're not buying this drivel,
are you?

118
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Well, Karen does seem
to be popular with boys.

119
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Look, there is no secret
to dating, alright?

120
00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,946
Just be yourself, you know?

121
00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:52,123
And if you don't like
what a guy has to say,
set him straight.

122
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Tell him what you think.

123
00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,606
And if the idiot
still disagrees,

124
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do not back down.

125
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Stick to your guns.
Get in his face,
if you have to.

126
00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,660
I'm beginning to see
why you get dumped
all the time.

127
00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:10,664
I'm all yours, Karen.

128
00:08:12,361 --> 00:08:15,451
Right.

129
00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:20,630
Now, there are three
magic phrases that let the guy
think he's in charge.

130
00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:21,675
Number one:

131
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"That is a great idea."

132
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"Why didn't I think of that?"

133
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- "Wow, you are so smart."

134
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,519
Guys actually fall
for this?

135
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They eat it up with a spoon.

136
00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,530
Hi, Cody. Hi, honey.
Hey, Uncle Frank.

137
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:51,922
Hey, dude, what'd you get
at the store?

138
00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,141
Stay away
from that sack!

139
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:58,842
Major mood swing?

140
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,714
I think somebody took
one too many trips

141
00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,846
to the cappuccino bar,
there, Uncle Frank?

142
00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,074
Hey,
I got the thing.

143
00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:20,385
Frank, it's a home
pregnancy test,
it's not an atomic bomb.

144
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:22,474
Frank, you got
the wrong kind of test.

145
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,651
I have to wait
until tomorrow morning
to take this one.

146
00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:26,130
Didn't you read the label?

147
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,393
No.

148
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,571
Honey, I flew through
that aisle, just knocked one
into the basket,

149
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,574
then I went and bought
some duct tape so I could feel
like a man again.

150
00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:43,539
Well, great, now I have to wait
all day to find out
if there's good news.

151
00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:47,935
Good news? Are you saying
you hope you're pregnant?

152
00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:52,069
Well, I was thinking, you know,
it'd be kind of nice
if we had a baby.

153
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,985
It would be something
that we made together.

154
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:56,421
Couldn't we just build
a carport?

155
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,383
Nice attitude, Frank.

156
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,952
I'm sorry, honey, I don't mean
to sound negative, but...

157
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:09,173
gee, I've been raising kids
for almost twenty years now,
I'm getting tired.

158
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,523
I wanted to have
some time alone
with you

159
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,917
while I still have my hair
and you still have your...

160
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:14,962
...teeth.

161
00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:25,973
Frank, I know what you're trying
to say, but I miss having
a baby, you know?

162
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,366
The way they feel
when you're holding them.

163
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,978
The way they look up at you
so adoringly.

164
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:34,895
The way they spit up
all over your shirt.

165
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:38,420
Well, it doesn't really matter
what we think.
It's in God's hands now.

166
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,556
You're a guy.
You know what I'm saying.

167
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,305
Frank,
I'm so glad you're here.

168
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,744
I am proud to present
my latest creation.

169
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,572
The new and improved
Miss Al Lambert.

170
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:14,717
Wow. Al, I've never seen you
look so...
all grown up before.

171
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:15,936
Yeah, and I look
pretty hot, too.

172
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,768
Now, Al, here's your purse
filled with the essentials
for your date.

173
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:24,901
Lipstick, mirror, money,
and of course, a pencil
and paper

174
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,034
in case a better looking guy
asks for your phone number.

175
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,862
Thanks, Karen.

176
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,300
That must be my date.
Dad, Dad,

177
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:35,433
promise you're not going
to ask him
any embarrassing questions.

178
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,653
Relax, pal,
I will be a cool Dad.

179
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,439
Hey, Kevin.
Hi, Al.

180
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,354
This is my Dad.
Kevin, come on in.

181
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,442
And this is my sister, Karen.

182
00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,618
Hi.
Hi.

183
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,143
Mr. Lambert, I just want you
to know I'll have Al
back by eleven.

184
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,276
Fair enough. I just want you
to know, I have a very extensive
gun collection.

185
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,326
How about ten thirty?

186
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,590
Even better.

187
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,376
He's kidding
about the gun collection.

188
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,727
Funny.

189
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:12,557
Can we go?

190
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,037
Sure, what do you want to do?

191
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,125
How about a movie?

192
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,739
A movie?
That's a great idea.

193
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,523
Why didn't I think of that?

194
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,526
Wow, you are so smart.

195
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,662
Thanks.

196
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,927
Well, you guys
should probably run along now.

197
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,232
Later, Dad. See ya, Karen.

198
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,407
- Bye.
- Bye.

199
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,283
That is so strange.

200
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,502
I've never seen Al suck up
to a guy like that before.

201
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,072
Yeah. I taught her
everything she knows.

202
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,467
Well, that explains a lot.

203
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:04,696
This stinks. We spent
four days studying
for this stupid test.

204
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,829
How did we all get Cs.

205
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,614
Well, let's just see
what the professor
had to say.

206
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,096
"Unoriginal, linear thought.

207
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,706
"Textbook definitions.

208
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,534
"Broad generalizations "

209
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,971
I can read.

210
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,581
Yes, but apparently,
you can't write.

211
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,545
You know, I think
the professor's just trying
to scare us before mid terms.

212
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,243
I bet he didn't give out
any good grades.

213
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:33,769
Hey, yo, Dana,
check it out.

214
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,032
I got an "A"
on my Philosophy test.

215
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,077
Yeah, buddy.

216
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,994
I'm wearing my cheese hat
to celebrate.

217
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:48,262
Once again, Lady Luck
spits in my face.

218
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,178
Hey, you know,
you ought to be more careful
who you hang out with.

219
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,963
So how did you guys do?

220
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,356
We all got "C's."

221
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,099
My God. How'd that happen?

222
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,929
Man,

223
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,756
everybody in my study group
got an "A."

224
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,153
What do you mean,
"your study group?"

225
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,807
Well, when you guys
were all filled up,
you know,

226
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,809
I decided to form
my own think tank.

227
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,376
Yeah, we're meeting
in my van right now.

228
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,467
Any chance I can join
your study group, Cody?

229
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,860
Sure.

230
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,774
Yeah, 
I want to join, too.

231
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,821
- Hey, come on along, man.
- The more, the merrier.

232
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,129
Hey, so, Dana,

233
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,740
you want to join
the "A Team,"

234
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,829
I'll let you wear my cheese hat.

235
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,224
Yeah, buddy.

236
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:40,488
Come on, we need
your smiling face
to brighten up the van.

237
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,798
All right, anything
for an "A."

238
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,540
Yeah, dudesie!
All right.

239
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,724
You're a woman.
Why do you keep doing this
to me?

240
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,472
Hey, you want to come in
for a soda?

241
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,561
No, thanks,
it's getting late.

242
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,085
You're right.

243
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:14,522
I should probably
be heading home.

244
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You're right again.
But, hey, you've been right
about everything all night.

245
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,179
Sure.

246
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,921
I had a good time tonight.

247
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,706
Yeah.

248
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,316
Well, um, I'll see you.

249
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,361
When?

250
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,322
Look, Al,

251
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,760
I don't want to hurt
your feelings, but I don't think
we'll be going out again.

252
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:36,848
This just didn't work out.

253
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:40,678
What do you mean?

254
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,292
When I asked you out,
you seemed different

255
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,904
like you had your own opinions
and you really stuck by them.

256
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,472
But, all you've done tonight
is agree with everything
I've said.

257
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,998
You're right.
I mean, you're wrong.

258
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,261
I can be different, honest.

259
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:01,395
Look, it'll be better
the next time we go out.

260
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,874
I don't think
there's going to be
a next time, Al.

261
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,095
No hard feelings, okay?
It's no big deal.

262
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,279
Yeah, it's no big deal.

263
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,205
Hi, honey.

264
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,251
Hi, Carol.

265
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,166
What's the matter?
Didn't your date go well?

266
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,039
He dumped me.

267
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,478
I'm so sorry.

268
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,569
You know, I don't get it.

269
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,137
I did exactly what Karen
told me to do.

270
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,879
No, not the three
magic phrases.

271
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:53,664
Yeah.

272
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,754
Being dumped is the pits.

273
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843
No wonder Dana's so crabby
all the time.

274
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,980
Al, why were you trying
to be like Karen?

275
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,069
Did you think about
just being yourself?

276
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,593
You know,

277
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,422
everybody says,
"Be yourself."

278
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:16,644
But how am I supposed to do that
when I don't even know
who that is anymore?

279
00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:19,386
You know, I look
in the mirror now,

280
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:23,259
my hips are curving
all over the place, my boobs
are popping out of my chest,

281
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,305
and my hormones
are completely out of control.

282
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,047
Face it, Carol,

283
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,266
I'm a mess.

284
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,662
Al, you're not a mess,

285
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,708
you're just a girl
who's turning
into a woman.

286
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,667
Well, nobody asked me about it
and I'm not sure I like it.

287
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:45,368
You know, I used to watch
the Packers and think,

288
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:49,329
man, that linebacker
plays great defense.

289
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:53,072
Now I watch and think,
man, that linebacker's got
a great butt.

290
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,162
Number 58?

291
00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,948
Yeah.

292
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,037
You've got good taste.

293
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,695
Look, Al, it's not easy
being a fifteen year old girl.

294
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,219
You're going through
so many changes.

295
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,221
And, I don't mean
just your body.

296
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,572
It's your emotions,
it's the way you look
at the world, everything.

297
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,400
Man, it's really confusing.

298
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,142
I know, I know.
But just hang in there.

299
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,144
I promise, everything
will work out.

300
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,798
And on the days
that you don't think it will,
come to me.

301
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,626
We'll talk, we'll work it out
together, okay?

302
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,150
Thanks, Carol.
Okay.

303
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,069
Carol...

304
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,333
you know...

305
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,421
you're a really great mom.

306
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:45,515
I hope so.

307
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,182
Frank?

308
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,097
Yeah?

309
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,012
Do you realize,
in the next few seconds,
we're going to find out

310
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,102
something that can change
the rest of our lives?

311
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,539
Well, now wait a minute, honey.

312
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:13,021
Whether or not we have a baby,
the rest of our lives
is going to be wonderful.

313
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,338
I can't look.
Would you go in there?

314
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,382
Sure, sure.

315
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,343
I don't have
to touch it, do I?

316
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,564
I'll, I'll go.

317
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,444
Carol,

318
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,491
I'm sorry, honey,
it's negative.

319
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,715
Okay.

320
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,847
I guess we're not going
to have a baby after all.

321
00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,328
No, honey,

322
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,418
here, here, here.

323
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:06,770
Come on now,
I know you're disappointed,

324
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,511
but look at the bright side
of things

325
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,384
I mean, in a few years,
the kids'll be grown up,

326
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:14,648
and we can do all those things
we've always dreamed of?

327
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,563
Like taking a cruise
to Alaska,

328
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,566
the wine tasting
in the Napa Valley,

329
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,177
sunbathing on the nude beaches
in the Riviera.

330
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,531
Frank, I don't remember
having that dream.

331
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,147
That was probably one of mine.

332
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,630
But it's gonna be even better
with you in it.

333
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:43,024
Yeah, especially,
if I still have my...

334
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:44,852
...teeth.

335
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,510
Come in.

336
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:51,859
Mom, can I borrow
some conditioner?

337
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:52,947
Sure, go ahead.

338
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,733
Carol, I have a great idea.

339
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,866
Let's, you and I, drive up
to that inn on the lake?

340
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,737
And, have a romantic dinner.
Just the two of us.

341
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,130
That sounds great.

342
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,218
Okay.

343
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:07,353
Mom, I can't believe this.
You're pregnant?

344
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,007
No, it was
just a false alarm.

345
00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:11,705
No, it wasn't. It's blue.

346
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,663
Blue means you're pregnant.

347
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,752
No, Dana. It doesn't.

348
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,627
It says on the box,
right here.

349
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,281
"Blue means you're pregnant."

350
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,678
What happened
to the word "not?"

351
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,030
Frank.

352
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,989
Do you know
what this means?

353
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,991
We're gonna have a baby.

354
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,256
We're gonna have
a baby.

355
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,957
God,
we're gonna have a baby.

356
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,309
I am so happy.