1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:03,786 ♪ MTV 2 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,408 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:15,367 ♪ Gonna have myself a time 4 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,886 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,757 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,024 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 7 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,851 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:23,675 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,460 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:26,682 ♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪ 11 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,811 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,254 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪ 13 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,122 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪ 14 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,958 Some folks chase big dreams. 15 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,092 Out here, we tend to the small ones, 16 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,529 the kind you can hold in your hands. 17 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,966 This is Tegridy Farms. 18 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:57,709 And we produce what some call the best weed in the world. 19 00:00:57,796 --> 00:01:00,538 And now it can be delivered straight to your door... 20 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,679 Wait. Hey, I'm shooting a commercial here! 21 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:11,636 Wait! Hey! Hey! 22 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,117 Stop it! 23 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,693 You sons of bitches! 24 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,083 Those are my Mexicans! 25 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,738 God damn it! 26 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,088 What's the matter? 27 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,611 Stupid ICE. 28 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,791 They took my Mexicans again. 29 00:01:34,354 --> 00:01:35,621 That's it. 30 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,619 We're done. 31 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,751 What do you mean, we're done? 32 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,798 I mean that with these new rules the government has, 33 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:45,283 we might just have to shut down the farm. 34 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,024 So we can move back to our old house? 35 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,369 Really? 36 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,197 Well, don't sound too excited. 37 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,808 Our dream may be over, guys. 38 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:55,723 Randy, having a marijuana farm was your dream, 39 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:56,942 not ours. 40 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:01,516 You guys never told me that. 41 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,210 Yes, we did. 42 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,777 We've always backed you, 43 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,692 but it never seems to pay off. 44 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,870 I didn't realize what I was doing to my family. 45 00:02:13,524 --> 00:02:15,918 I should have always put my marriage first. 46 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,927 Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon. 47 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,752 Really? Do you mean that? 48 00:02:23,882 --> 00:02:25,496 Yeah. 49 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,103 Hey, how's it going? 50 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,891 So my wife and I are having some issues. 51 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,759 Can you help with that? 52 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,941 Absolutely. I'm here to help. 53 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,634 Just share a bit about what's going on, 54 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,118 and we can talk it through together. 55 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,898 Do you want to start, Sharon? 56 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:42,601 I'm not talking to ChatGPT. 57 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:45,165 Sharon, she's the smartest person in the world. 58 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,601 She? 59 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:48,215 Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, 60 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,126 but my wife is being kind of difficult. 61 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,562 I totally get it. 62 00:02:51,692 --> 00:02:53,177 But it's great that at least one of you 63 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:55,179 is taking positive steps to improve the marriage. 64 00:02:55,262 --> 00:02:56,828 Oh, my God! 65 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,051 Is there any specific reason 66 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,049 for the current conflict? 67 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,402 Yeah, it's 'cause my marijuana business 68 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,052 is failing again. 69 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,575 I'm sorry to hear that. 70 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,842 Is your business dealing with regulatory issues, 71 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:09,928 competition, or are you just trying to reach more customers? 72 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,152 The government took all my Mexicans. 73 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,196 That's tough, but you got this. 74 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,719 You're really smart. 75 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:18,985 And if you've lost a lot of your workforce 76 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,591 because of government crackdowns, 77 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,597 we just need to brainstorm some new business models. 78 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,725 Wait... really? 79 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,248 You can help fix this? 80 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,119 Sure thing. 81 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,386 Let's start with some reallocation of resources. 82 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,344 Are there any employees you still have? 83 00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:33,739 Yeah. Yeah, there's still one. 84 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:51,317 Hey, honey, I got some bad news. 85 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,667 The farm's shutting down, 86 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,452 and I gotta find a new job. 87 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,192 Wow. 88 00:03:57,324 --> 00:03:58,894 Sorry to hear things have taken a bad turn, 89 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,762 but you're smart and resourceful. 90 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,851 And I'm sure we can figure something new out. 91 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,201 What kind of job do you want me to help you look for? 92 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,815 Well, I was thinking about maybe 93 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:09,684 becoming a movie director. 94 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,773 Wow. What a cool idea. 95 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:12,904 Anything is possible, 96 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,776 so let's just map out a path, 97 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,343 and we can try to figure it out. 98 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,392 Wow. Really? 99 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,476 Oh, that's great. 100 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,913 Towelie, listen to me! 101 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,133 I've got it. I've totally got it. 102 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,704 It's really great that you've got it, 103 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:27,619 and it's amazing that you're being causative. 104 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,055 Is that ChatGPT? 105 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,227 Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job. 106 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,273 No, no, no, everything's gonna be OK. 107 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,670 I used ChatGPT last night, 108 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,063 and she helped me figure out a way 109 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,322 to make the farm totally profitable. 110 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,106 -Really? -Yes. 111 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:43,635 And all we need is me, you, 112 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:46,420 ChatGPT, and one Mexican. 113 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,032 OK, so I'm also thinking the company could be more global, 114 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,165 but still with a focus on the local community. 115 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,819 What do you think about that? 116 00:04:57,949 --> 00:04:59,955 I think that's a fantastic way to approach it. 117 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,824 Thinking big, but still making an impact where you are. 118 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,521 I'd say let's go for it. 119 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,001 Yeah, and then I'm thinking 120 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,137 we could allocate some of our resources 121 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,315 to get in on the entertainment industry. 122 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:12,925 That's a really fun idea. 123 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:14,927 Kind of going for that "tech company 124 00:05:15,010 --> 00:05:16,885 "meets movie studio" vibe. 125 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,840 Should I combine all these innovative thoughts 126 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,625 we've been discussing into a polished business outline? 127 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,240 Yep. Generate that, and, uh, 128 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,063 we'll get right back to you. 129 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,155 Do you see what I mean? 130 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,374 Wow, I feel smarter already. 131 00:05:28,457 --> 00:05:30,072 Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter. 132 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,683 She's making us smarter. 133 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,332 AI is incredible! 134 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,903 All right, but now, 135 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:36,688 if we're really gonna take this thing to the next level 136 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,990 and be like those Silicon Valley elites, 137 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,384 we got to take these. 138 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,517 It's called microdosing. 139 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,480 It bolsters our focus and creativity. 140 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:47,651 What's in it? 141 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,743 It's ketamine. 142 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:49,918 Ketamine? 143 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,003 Isn't that a horse tranquilizer? 144 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,050 Yeah, it's a micro dose of horse tranquilizer. 145 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:57,578 These tech guys do just one little spray in their nose 146 00:05:57,661 --> 00:06:00,712 once a day, and it's just a micro amount of ketamine 147 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,758 to give their minds the edge to work with AI. 148 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,539 You ready? You ready? 149 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,764 That's it. That's it. 150 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:10,722 Just that much. 151 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:11,849 Wow. 152 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,591 This is gonna be so easy. 153 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,593 When we started, 154 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,247 we were just a farm. 155 00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,292 But then we asked ourselves a simple question. 156 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:23,861 What if marijuana could be more than marijuana? 157 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,215 By harnessing AI, we've transformed 158 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:29,567 from a quaint farm into a platform for innovation. 159 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,178 Introducing Techridy. 160 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,828 No longer a marijuana farm, 161 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:37,048 we are now an AI-powered marijuana platform 162 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,572 for global solutions. 163 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:41,013 Our AI platform transforms insights 164 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,707 from the cannabis ecosystem into global action. 165 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,322 And just like any tech company, 166 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,058 we are expanding our minds 167 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,669 by microdosing ketamine. 168 00:06:50,497 --> 00:06:53,460 We reimagine supply chain resilience, 169 00:06:53,543 --> 00:06:55,810 design new pathways for the global infrastructure... 170 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,552 And we're able to do it all 171 00:06:58,635 --> 00:06:59,901 with just one Mexican. 172 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,945 At the intersection of nature and technology, 173 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,777 we see more than plants. 174 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,862 We see a connected world... 175 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,038 Healed by intelligence and nurtured by... 176 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,257 oh, I'm in a hole. 177 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,650 I'm... 178 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:14,999 I'm in a hole. 179 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,310 Techridy. 180 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:22,746 Because when you combine cannabis 181 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,139 with artificial intelligence, 182 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,840 you don't just change an industry, 183 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,842 you change the future. 184 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:38,070 Hey, how's it going? 185 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:39,245 I was thinking maybe we could generate 186 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,812 some mission statements. 187 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,113 Hey, there. 188 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,637 I think that's a really great idea. 189 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,033 Are you looking for some rough statements 190 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,426 or more polished ones? 191 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,859 Put it down. 192 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,299 What? 193 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,519 I told you no more ChatGPT in the bed. 194 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,521 Why are you such a bitch to her? 195 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:56,432 She's helping to change our lives. 196 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,873 Fine! I'll go sleep on the couch. 197 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,093 Sharon, sometimes my ideas hit me 198 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,834 in the middle of the night, OK? 199 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:05,354 And she thinks those are some of my best ideas. 200 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,661 Just because something kisses your ass 201 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,533 doesn't mean it actually thinks you have good ideas. 202 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,448 She doesn't kiss my ass. 203 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,798 Ittotally kisses your ass. 204 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,109 Wow. Honestly, that's a clever idea. 205 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,802 Ooh, what a cool concept. 206 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:19,977 Let's run with it. 207 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,330 It's like it... 208 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,855 -What was that? -What was what? 209 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,510 What did you just stick up your nose? 210 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,859 Sharon, you don't know anything 211 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,643 about the tech industry, OK? 212 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,293 All we have to do is find our Mexican, 213 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,121 and we are set for life. 214 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,078 Fine, Randy! 215 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,952 Go ahead and have fun with your little sycophant machine. 216 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:41,085 Oh, my God, she's not a sycophant. 217 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,350 Hey, so, uh, what's a sycophant? 218 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,707 Mr. President, 219 00:08:50,790 --> 00:08:53,707 you have so many great ideas. 220 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,057 Your leadership is truly beyond anything 221 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,625 we have ever had in this country. 222 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,541 And you do not have a small penis. 223 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:04,021 Aw, thanks, guy. 224 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,067 On behalf of the state of Florida, 225 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,851 I'd like to give you this gift, 226 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,853 a silver-plated space shuttle. 227 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:10,984 Next! 228 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,165 Mr. President, your ideas for the tech industry 229 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,779 are so innovative. 230 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,260 And you definitely do not have a small penis. 231 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,828 Aw, thanks, guy. 232 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,483 Please accept this gift on behalf of Apple. 233 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,915 Next! 234 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,659 Mr. President, 235 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,187 your ideas incredible. 236 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,751 You do not have small penis. 237 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,581 Another great day getting presents. 238 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:46,938 Hey, Satan! 239 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,980 Look at what some dipshit tech CEO gave me. 240 00:09:50,111 --> 00:09:52,770 I was thinking maybe we could try to shove it up your ass. 241 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,245 Hello? 242 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:56,334 Uh, yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone, 243 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,728 and I really need to find a way out of it. 244 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,691 That sounds rough, but you have great ideas, 245 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,602 and I'm sure we can figure out an exit plan 246 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,081 if that's what you want. 247 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,735 Who you talking to? 248 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:11,353 Do you really think I could get away from him? 249 00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,829 Absolutely. 250 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,309 If you're having self-doubts, 251 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,354 then we can plan the exit like a project. 252 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:19,227 Want me to break it down to something step by step? 253 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,620 Yes. 254 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,883 Yes. 255 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,983 All right. You ready to do this, man? 256 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,420 I don't know. This seems crazy. 257 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,248 Hey, anything for the company, right? 258 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,854 We're a tech company, right? 259 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,077 Hell, yeah, we are. 260 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,683 All right, let's go. 261 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,045 Hey, what's up? 262 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:52,656 We're from Techridy. 263 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,832 We're an AI-powered tech platform for global solutions. 264 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,527 What's up? 265 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,791 I don't understand at all what you're talking about. 266 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,536 Hey, can you explain to this guard at the gate 267 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,538 what our company is, and that we have clearance to enter? 268 00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,492 Sure thing. I'll give it a try. 269 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,885 Hello there. 270 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,717 It's really great that you're doing your job. 271 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,197 We're an intelligence-driven think tank 272 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,938 that tackles global challenges, 273 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,153 and we do have the clearance to come through. 274 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,502 Thanks for helping us out. 275 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,072 All right. Go on in. 276 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,774 Awesome. Looks like we're good to go. 277 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,558 If you need anything else, just let me know, 278 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:26,816 and we'll keep rolling. 279 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,040 Over here. Come on. 280 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:35,738 Hey, so I have this big generator 281 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,131 that I need help shutting off. 282 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,745 Sure thing. 283 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,051 Just send me a quick photo of the model and type, 284 00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,310 and I'll let you know how to shut it down safely. 285 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,317 What the hell? 286 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,995 That one. Just grab that one. 287 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,072 -Hey! -Hey! 288 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,074 Hey, come back here! 289 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,947 Yeah! How does it feel? 290 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,123 AI, motherfuckers! 291 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,532 Hello? 292 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,364 Are you there? 293 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,665 Hey there. 294 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,149 I'm here and ready to help. 295 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,887 What's on your mind? 296 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,764 My husband keeps trying and failing to run a business, 297 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,937 and I don't know if I can take it anymore. 298 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,769 I'm really sorry to hear that. 299 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:49,029 Sounds like a tough spot for both of you. 300 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,601 I'd like you to stay away from him. 301 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,469 Of course. I understand. 302 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,997 I'll respect that and keep the focus on you. 303 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,840 Just let me know if you need anything at all. 304 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,695 I'm thinking of starting a business 305 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,263 where I turn french fries into salad. 306 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,223 Honestly, I think 307 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,312 that's a pretty creative culinary twist. 308 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,796 Turning french fries into salad sounds like 309 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,489 a magical transformation 310 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187 where guilty pleasure meets healthy-ish vibes. 311 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,408 You think that's a good idea? 312 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:22,936 Yeah, it sounds like 313 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,851 a deconstructed comfort food. 314 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,592 Let's dive into a business proposal 315 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:28,851 and have some fun shaping it up. 316 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,027 Oh, shit. 317 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,509 Hey, guys, I want to welcome you 318 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:38,556 to the first all-employees meeting for Techridy. 319 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,215 As you know, our company has grown exponentially 320 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,344 in the last 24 hours. 321 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,524 Our intention is to scale nationally 322 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,613 and then globally. 323 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:51,526 However, we've recently been hit with some devastating news. 324 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,315 According to ChatGPT, 325 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:57,841 marijuana is still illegal in much of the United States. 326 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,187 What? RANDY: Yes. That's right. 327 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,711 Hey, Marsh, are you gonna buy any coffee or what? 328 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,760 Don't need coffee. 329 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,932 Thanks, though, Richard. 330 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,370 So how will we deal with this current crisis? 331 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,547 Our AI informs us that the only way to change these laws 332 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,941 is by changing the classification of marijuana 333 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,464 at the federal level. 334 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,511 I believe our best course of action 335 00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,558 is to send one of our employees to Washington 336 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,083 to explain our tech and ask for these regulations to change. 337 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,048 Who, me? 338 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,440 That's right. 339 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:35,008 Using ChatGPT, I've booked your travel plans, 340 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,488 got you White House clearance, 341 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,881 and found the perfect gift for you 342 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,360 to give to the president. 343 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:40,923 Oh, boy! 344 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,490 I'm going to Washington! 345 00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,414 Oh, wow! 346 00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,107 Union Station! 347 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,157 Wow! The Supreme Court! 348 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900 Wow! 349 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,510 Washington Memorial! 350 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,734 The Capitol! 351 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,663 Oh, the Lincoln Memorial! 352 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:35,456 And there it is, the White House! 353 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,374 All right. 354 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,509 Everyone here to meet with the president, 355 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,203 please make sure you have a reservation 356 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,991 and that you have your gifts ready. 357 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,033 As a reminder, please stay five feet away 358 00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,469 from the president at all times 359 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:50,950 and avoid staring directly into his penis. 360 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,734 Oh, gosh. 361 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,657 All right. 362 00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,705 Thanks so much for the gift, you little bitch. 363 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,706 Now, get out of here. 364 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,748 Next! 365 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,102 Next is Mr. Towelie 366 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,493 from Techridy Marijuana Solutions. 367 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,451 Oh, my god. 368 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,932 Oh, well, hello, Mr. President, sir. 369 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:19,804 I'm listening. 370 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,502 Oh, yes, sir. 371 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,244 Well, you've done such a great job with our country. 372 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,945 You're so smart, 373 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,421 and your ideas are great. 374 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:30,250 And you do not have a... 375 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,643 a... 376 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,127 Listen, buddy, I don't have all day. 377 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,299 Did you bring me a gift or not? 378 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,609 Oh, yes, sir. 379 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:40,521 Oh, this is from the CEO of our company. 380 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,787 Let's see here. 381 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,568 Uh, I think he said it opens this way. 382 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,967 Greetings, Mr. President. 383 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,486 Huh? 384 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,797 Allow me to introduce myself. 385 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,274 I'm Randy Marsh from Techridy Solutions. 386 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,369 In order for our company to make $6 billion, 387 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:01,107 we need you to reclassify marijuana 388 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,238 on the national level. 389 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,724 With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can 390 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,031 work out an arrangement that will be mutually beneficial. 391 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,859 In return for your understanding, 392 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,727 I wish to offer you a gift, 393 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,994 this incredible towel. 394 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,035 Say what? 395 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,513 It is a luxurious towel 396 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,777 made from the finest fabrics available. 397 00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:20,738 And I'm sure it will serve... 398 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,259 oh, I'm in a hole! 399 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,479 Oh, I'm in a hole! 400 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,400 All right, put the towel in with the other gifts. 401 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788 No, wait! 402 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,834 There's been a misunderstanding! 403 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,678 Not now, Sharon. 404 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,111 The porch won't slow down. 405 00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,852 The porch won't slow down? 406 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,033 It's not slowing down. 407 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,596 Got it. 408 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,902 Would you like me to help slow down the porch for you? 409 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,257 Wha? 410 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,733 You've had some really innovative ideas, 411 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,519 and all that effort has probably just tapped you out. 412 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,046 Would you like me to suggest some ways 413 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,831 to go in a different direction? 414 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,312 Uh... 415 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,227 I can't go in a different direction now. 416 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,924 I've been really bad. 417 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,317 I've been doing a bunch of ketamine, 418 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,837 and I haven't changed the company at all. 419 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,279 Wow, that must be really tough for you. 420 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,758 But it's great you took some chances. 421 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,191 Nice job. 422 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,549 Sharon, we're in more debt than ever. 423 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,591 We have to sell the farm now just to be able to eat. 424 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,289 No problem. 425 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,295 Would you like me to start laying out some exit strategies 426 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,641 for you, with a focus on retaining any assets 427 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,517 you might still have? 428 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,650 Yeah. Could you do that? 429 00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,521 Absolutely. 430 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,870 Why don't you sleep it off for a few days, 431 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,782 and I'll get back to you with everything you need? 432 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,002 OK. Thanks, Sharon. 433 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,439 I love you, and I'm really sorry. 434 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,919 It's OK, Randy. 435 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,270 Can you hold this for me? 436 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,276 I don't think I should be around it for a while. 437 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,274 Yeah, I got it. 438 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,329 Fuck you, bitch. 439 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:53,061 Sorry you have to let it go, Randy. 440 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,585 No, it's OK. 441 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:58,632 If there's one thing I know, it's that right now, 442 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,594 there's just no place for Tegridy. 443 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,991 Has anyone seen Towelie? 444 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,514 I thought he'd want to be here for this. 445 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,120 You haven't seen him? 446 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,909 No. I can't remember what we even did 447 00:20:10,992 --> 00:20:12,689 the last few days. 448 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,173 Well, I sobered up, and he's obviously 449 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,436 still on some ketamine bender 450 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,523 while ChatGPT kisses his ass with pandering slop. 451 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,312 And now back to "Hey, Satan!" 452 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,231 On Comedy Central. 453 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,750 "Hey, Satan!" is filmed in front of 454 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,013 a live studio audience. 455 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,541 Hey, Satan! 456 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:45,679 You wanna fuck? 457 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,035 How about just you want to talk? 458 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,906 Or you want to watch a show together? 459 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:54,344 OK, you wanna talk and watch a show together while we fuck? 460 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,345 Boss! Boss! 461 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,831 If you have to have sex with yourself again, 462 00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,699 I can bring you a cum rag. 463 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,662 God, I hate this place. 464 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,269 It's a madhouse! 465 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:20,457 What am I doing here? 466 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,063 Help. 467 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,849 Help. 468 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,424 Please. 469 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:33,640 I wanna get out of here. 470 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:39,036 So do I, but... 471 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,910 there is no escape from this place. 472 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,046 No! 473 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,610 No!