1 00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:08,330 Hello! 2 00:00:42,590 --> 00:00:45,110 Whoever it is we're waiting for, it better be bloody worth it. 3 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:48,570 There's a ton of paparazzi in the car park. 4 00:00:52,690 --> 00:00:53,690 Mr. Salmon! 5 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,190 Mr. Salmon! 6 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:01,790 Sorry, Daisy, but my mother had a bit of a turn. It's a quite long night. 7 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:03,490 I think Titania's arriving. 8 00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:09,830 I think perhaps Lord B's gone too far this time. 9 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Who are you playing? 10 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:18,200 Hermia. I thought you'd be playing the pretty one. 11 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:32,680 Nice touch with the photographers. 12 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,500 Isn't it just? 13 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,770 Another nail in the venture of coffee. 14 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,669 She's fucking Christ. 15 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,650 Your mother's changed sides. 16 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:14,620 Hello, my Rose. 17 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,000 What are you doing? The board was exceptional. 18 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,880 Well, I told you she would be. 19 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,160 An entirely authentic performer. 20 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,760 It's as if she's lived it all before. 21 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,400 Thank you for telling me to hire her. 22 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:28,220 I'd be lost without you, darling. 23 00:03:41,940 --> 00:03:42,940 What are you doing? 24 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:48,130 Getting into bed. Sorry, Declan, I'm back for work, not for you. You're 25 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,350 telling me I'm not welcome in my own bed? 26 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:54,190 Anything else you want to take while you're at it? I'm not taking anything 27 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,770 that wasn't already mine. It's my house too, remember? 28 00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:58,670 I decorated it. 29 00:03:58,870 --> 00:03:59,870 I know. 30 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,270 I'm still paying the bills. 31 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,230 Morning, Mrs. Barriger. 32 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:19,930 Here you go. 33 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:23,430 Can you please not broadcast the fact that I've forgotten my scripts? 34 00:04:24,790 --> 00:04:27,610 Okay, well, I have to get back. I'm waiting for the call from Carol. 35 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:30,470 The call back the publishers. 36 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:33,270 The bidding war on my book. 37 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:34,550 Where's the pen? What pen? 38 00:04:35,310 --> 00:04:36,910 My parka, so I can make notes. 39 00:04:37,290 --> 00:04:40,510 This is a rehearsal, Lizzie. I have to make notes about my character arc. You 40 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:43,270 say you're a writer. Can you please write things down if you can't remember 41 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:45,830 them? I don't know why Tony even asked you to do Midsummer Night's Dream. 42 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:46,679 You're not an actor. 43 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,620 Tony asked me to do this because I am the face of Carinium. I mean, Lizzie, 44 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,160 for once, could you please at least try and be supportive of my career? 45 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:59,140 You can't feel sorry for being married to that. 46 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:10,180 Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that. And yet, to say 47 00:05:10,180 --> 00:05:12,400 the truth... Ah, we're rehearsing. 48 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:14,700 Sorry, I forgot my notes. 49 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:16,460 Methinks, mistress. 50 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,220 You should have little reason for that. And yet to say the truth. 51 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:23,720 Costume is saying nipples or... No nipples. 52 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:24,960 Nipples. 53 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:30,260 Charles says nipples. It's like fucking Piccadilly Circus in here. I know. I'm 54 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:31,260 sorry. Please continue. 55 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,600 Well, I've lost it now. 56 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:33,660 I'll try and find him. 57 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,740 I'm the most beautiful creature you ever saw. 58 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:41,060 There he is. 59 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,680 Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that. And yet, to say 60 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,900 the truth, reason and love keep little... Sorry, Charles, but Andrew 61 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:49,900 needs the mattress. 62 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,920 For fuck's sake. 63 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,560 Please. 64 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,220 Brilliant. 65 00:05:57,180 --> 00:05:58,180 Absolutely brilliant. 66 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,520 Sorry. 67 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,000 Sorry. Sorry, Charles. Sorry. 68 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:06,380 Actually, Charles, what do you think about going a bit further with this 69 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:07,380 scene, sexually speaking? 70 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,140 Yes. I... 71 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,020 I think less is more, don't you, Charles? 72 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:14,780 I think we imply, not do. 73 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,580 Okay, well, I'll leave this in your capable hands, Charles. 74 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:22,260 But, um, just say the word, and I will happily oblige. 75 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:23,940 Deirdre! 76 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,200 Excellent work, everyone. 77 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:38,080 Charles, you'll make sure I don't look foolish up there, won't you? 78 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,620 Darling, you've never looked foolish a day in your life. 79 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,880 I'm serious, Charles. 80 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:46,600 I'm not as... I'm not as young as I once was. 81 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:52,980 My darling, your beauty is like a Shakespearean sonnet, perfectly composed 82 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:53,980 and eternal. 83 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:02,640 But the big problem is, does anyone really give a fuck about poetry? 84 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,820 It's not just about poetry, is it? It's about power and fate. 85 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:09,190 Patriotism and love. 86 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,510 And sex. 87 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:12,070 But we wouldn't actually get to see any sex. 88 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:15,130 No, but it'll be described by the sexiest man in England. 89 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:21,150 You know, Maude Garnon Yates had an unbridled passion unlike anything we've 90 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,910 ever seen before on television. Describing all its lurid details. 91 00:07:24,270 --> 00:07:29,290 Every kiss, every fuck, every tortured moment of unrequited love. 92 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:38,730 Well, as long as you keep the tash and you don't skimp on the sex, you've got 93 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:39,850 yourselves a Channel 4 commission. 94 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,690 How soon can you deliver? 95 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:43,330 I mean... Hello, Clara. 96 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:45,770 What are these reprobates trying to sell you? 97 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:49,410 Not trying to fob you off at the Beeb's sloppy seconds, are they? Well, I doubt 98 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,170 the Beeb could have handled what these two are selling. 99 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:54,510 If you need a reference for Cameron, be sure to let me know. 100 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:56,970 I'm terribly sorry, Tony, but we're all booked up. 101 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:00,630 Oh, no, we aren't staying. No, I'm just picking up Clara. We're going to the 102 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:01,630 White Elephant. 103 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:06,030 Have you booked your seats to see your lovely wife in the show yet? 104 00:08:06,990 --> 00:08:07,929 Not yet. 105 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:10,770 Oh, I'd hurry up if I were you. They're going like hotcakes. 106 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,450 She's a great talent. 107 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:15,890 Surprised you didn't notice her when she was under your nose this whole time. 108 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,350 Or was she generally on top? 109 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:23,250 Declan. 110 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:26,210 Nice to see you, Clara. 111 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:28,990 We send over a budget next week. 112 00:08:29,430 --> 00:08:30,550 How is the boyfriend? 113 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,620 Is it fun being shacked up with a man who has fucked everyone? 114 00:08:35,380 --> 00:08:37,419 As they say, practice makes perfect. 115 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:39,539 Great doing business with you, Clara. 116 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,300 You were a silly boy letting those two slip through your fingers. 117 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:48,640 Oh, I didn't let them go. 118 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:49,900 I pushed them out. 119 00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:51,900 Shall we? 120 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:58,940 That was a deliberate ploy to sabotage us. Didn't work, though, did it? We got 121 00:08:58,940 --> 00:09:00,160 the fucking commission. 122 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,180 We did, didn't we? 123 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:04,940 Turns out we're a pretty good team. 124 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,500 Fucking A-team. 125 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:08,000 So, Tony's Shakespeare. 126 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,840 We should go. We need to go. 127 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,220 What? No, no, no, no. Where? You might. 128 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:16,060 No. We show Tony that we don't give a shit about his petty tactics. 129 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:17,600 We're bigger than that. 130 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,660 What? 131 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,620 Gertrude. Gertrude! 132 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:25,800 Gertrude! 133 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Gertrude! 134 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,810 Come. Good crop this year? 135 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:45,310 Yeah, tons of it. Just need to get it all in before it rains. 136 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,690 Mummy's back. 137 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,430 Tony's hired her for a midsummer night's dream. 138 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:55,970 Oh, Christ. 139 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:59,330 After all the mind mess, I don't imagine Declan's very happy about that. 140 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,310 No, no, he's not. 141 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,060 I was horribly worried about Ventra already. 142 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,680 Yeah, well, I should probably... probably crack on. 143 00:10:10,940 --> 00:10:11,980 Gertrude. Go on. 144 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,580 Gertrude, come. 145 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Go on. Come. 146 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:22,040 Oh, Gertrude, just... I know. 147 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,640 I'm not doing that anymore. 148 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,600 I can't believe how well everything is going. 149 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:33,630 This Shakespeare's gonna be such a hit. 150 00:10:35,310 --> 00:10:36,630 I feel like we should celebrate. 151 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,470 Well done, you. 152 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:15,990 That was Archie. He says he's gonna pull his sticky and wants me to come over 153 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:17,110 while his parents are at the play. 154 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,030 It's Mummy's big day. 155 00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:21,450 I know. 156 00:11:22,590 --> 00:11:24,050 But I really like him, Daggy. 157 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,250 Do you think she'd mind? 158 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,250 I'll cheer loudly enough for the both of us. No, Mum! 159 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:46,130 Well, toward Doria the pleasure. 160 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:53,050 Um, funny thing really, I was, um... I bumped into the Chief Whip, 161 00:11:53,090 --> 00:11:58,330 who suggested that perhaps I should run for your seat in the by-election. 162 00:11:58,710 --> 00:11:59,710 Congratulations. 163 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:03,550 That's... That's wonderful. 164 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,670 You off? Yeah, I'm gonna head to the priory first. 165 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:08,250 I think you should come. I think it'd be good. 166 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:12,890 Show Tony how little effect he's had on you. I would rather be eaten alive by 167 00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,770 red ants than go through Shakespeare put on by Tony. 168 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,010 We'd be together. 169 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,110 Sorry, no can do, I'm afraid. 170 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,430 I hope it's a categorical disaster. 171 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:22,790 Enjoy. 172 00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:32,230 She leant against the gate. 173 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,520 Her thighs pricked red from the nettles. 174 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,520 Anger stepped towards her, his handful of dock leaves. 175 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,820 He dragged them slowly up her leg and under her skirt. 176 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:45,420 The wet sap of the leaf joining Cecily's ecstasy. 177 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,880 Right, Fred, Fred, we're off. 178 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,940 I want to get there nice and early so we can get a good seat. 179 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,300 Good idea, Marcy. You have a lovely time. 180 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,810 I don't understand why I have to go if Daddy doesn't have to. Because Daddy 181 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,530 doesn't want to give Tony Baddingham the satisfaction. 182 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,350 Daddy is old enough to make his own bad decisions. 183 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,670 Right, come on out. 184 00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:03,409 Bye, Dad. 185 00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:04,169 Bye, son. 186 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:07,810 I don't want anyone thinking that we're not cultured. And remember, Fred Fred, 187 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:11,710 do not take off your trunks. I'm not having whatever swims in and out the end 188 00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:13,050 of your thingy floating up to the top. 189 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:14,750 I'm too old for another baby. 190 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,450 I don't think it works that way, my love. I don't care. 191 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:19,050 Just don't do it. 192 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:21,790 Right, out. 193 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,530 Do you think he's expecting us, Tina? 194 00:13:51,970 --> 00:13:55,530 Do it. I think you should only do it with someone who really loves you. 195 00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:56,970 And who you love. 196 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,000 I wish I waited for someone special. 197 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,880 I should probably give him a blowjob there, shouldn't I? Oh, God. 198 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,240 How do you give a blowjob? 199 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,460 I thought you'd done everything. 200 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,420 No, I've hardly done anything. 201 00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,460 Talia said that Toby's come tasted of salty orange juice. 202 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,500 What if he thinks I'm shit? He doesn't think you're shit. He really likes you. 203 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,000 What if he gets to know me and then realises I'm shit? You're not shit. 204 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:24,100 You're amazing. 205 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:25,780 Just be you. 206 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,650 You're the best. 207 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,820 What the hell are you doing here? 208 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,560 Why aren't you with your mother? 209 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,420 Mommy doesn't want me to see you. 210 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,780 Please, can I come and live with you, Daddy? 211 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,740 Please. 212 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,700 What time did you set off? 213 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:30,920 Before breakfast. 214 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,340 You must be famished. 215 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,040 I swapped one of my rosettes for a pack of Tansy and Zopal fruits. 216 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,419 Aha. 217 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,540 Breakfast of champions. 218 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,000 Oh, come on, then. I'll be good. Let's get you home. 219 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920 This way. 220 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,440 Ready? One, two, three. 221 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:58,740 Do you want two? 222 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,820 I'm so sorry, Archie. I'm not sure I'm ready. 223 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,180 Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey, don't be silly. 224 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,659 It's fine. 225 00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:09,720 I'm in no rush. I love just hanging out with you. 226 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,060 I've got barbarian, the ultimate warrior. 227 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,540 If you want to play that. 228 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,940 Yeah. 229 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 What are you after? 230 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,420 Come to get my suit for the performance. 231 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,720 I didn't think you were coming. 232 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:29,340 If Tony wants to put on a show for me, I am more than happy to watch. 233 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,660 Ah, you think he only hired me to piss you off. 234 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:34,560 Your words, not mine. 235 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:40,220 God, can you not see how petty you're being? Can you not see how naive you're 236 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,220 being? 237 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,260 Came to see you in a play, did he? 238 00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:48,590 Of all the actresses in the world, it was you who had to be his Titania. He 239 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,030 didn't know I was going to be playing Nora. 240 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,850 He was blown away. He offered you a slice of fame and you grabbed at it with 241 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:57,510 both hands like a hungry child. 242 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,030 He doesn't give two shits about whether you're good or not. It works for him 243 00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:01,709 either way. 244 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:07,310 Maude O'Hara, wife of rival Declan O'Hara in Carinium smash hit. Declan O 245 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:10,869 'Hara's wife bombs in Carinium production. I'm exposed regardless. 246 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,780 He's destroyed Rupert. Now he's coming after me. You think Tony expects me to 247 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,880 fail? I don't think he cares. 248 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,700 Great. 249 00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:24,359 Well, let's hope I prove both of you wrong. 250 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:29,820 Now, if you wouldn't mind fucking off, I would like to get ready in peace. 251 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,870 Ah. I remember that dress. 252 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,010 I was at a garden party with Malise when the housekeeper called. 253 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,430 Where is she? 254 00:18:01,450 --> 00:18:03,690 Um, she's still asleep. 255 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,590 Is it okay if we leave her a bit longer? She was horribly tired, poor thing. 256 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:08,290 I suppose. 257 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,350 The place looks good. 258 00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:13,470 I see Cameron has been allowed a vase. 259 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:15,470 Must have been quite the uphill battle. 260 00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,310 Well, she's very persuasive. 261 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,550 Better at it than I was. 262 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:19,960 Well, I wouldn't say that. 263 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,720 After all, my drawing room is pink. 264 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,060 You know, Tabitha has been bullied. 265 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,560 No. 266 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:35,380 She didn't mention it. She had a fist fight at Pony Club, defending your 267 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,380 honor. 268 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,700 That's my girl. When are you going to learn that your actions have 269 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:46,960 consequences? I didn't know I was being taped. It wasn't my fault. But you did 270 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,900 sleep with all those women. I didn't know I was expected to live like a monk. 271 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,460 You do remember we're not married anymore. No one expects you to be 272 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:57,860 celibate. I just think acting like an okay guy would have been enough. I don't 273 00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:01,540 have to answer to your strict moral codes anymore, Ellen. But I still have 274 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:02,540 to answer to yours. 275 00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:07,160 Do you know what the moms at school think of me? 276 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:12,720 I am the slut that had a foursome with Rupert Campbell Black and his friends. 277 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,500 Your behavior bleeds over the rest of us. 278 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,540 Your life contaminates ours. 279 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,480 I have spoken with a lawyer. 280 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,740 I am seeking 100% custody. 281 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,240 Please, please don't. 282 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960 Don't do this. 283 00:19:36,060 --> 00:19:41,900 I'll die without them. You see them once a month at best. You'll be fine. Well, I 284 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:42,900 won't let you take them. 285 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,480 Well, you won't have any choice. 286 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,500 I doubt you'll have much credibility in court with your recent track record. 287 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,900 I am so sorry that your parents never looked after you. 288 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,720 But I won't leave my children to the same fate. 289 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,020 If you can't protect them, I will. 290 00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:05,860 Now I would appreciate it if you went and got Tabitha. 291 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:31,660 I saved the story for you. 292 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:36,850 Thank you, sweetheart. 293 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,830 Charles, Maude's in make-up. 294 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,690 But she doesn't seem quite right. 295 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,640 I've tried, I've tried talking to her, but she's having a total meltdown. 296 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,220 Daisy, okay, I will handle it. Thank you for letting me know. 297 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,740 She looks okay to you, doesn't she? If by okay you mean deranged, as if she 298 00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:17,780 could snap at any moment. 299 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:21,280 Jesus, just stop jabbing at me. 300 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:23,700 Someone's nervous. 301 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,720 That's good. 302 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:31,420 No, I shouldn't have come in. I have to go home. What? I can't be here. 303 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,060 What are you talking about? You can't leave. You're the lead. 304 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,640 I know why Tony hired me, and I will not be used. 305 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:39,180 No, you're amazing. 306 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,380 You're wonderful. 307 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,419 Don't move. 308 00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,740 I'll be right back. 309 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,360 Daisy? Yes, Charles? Doesn't that sort of look like the sea? 310 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,920 Yes, it does. 311 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:54,100 Please, fetch Mrs. O'Hara a whiskey and find Lord Battingham now. Okay. Thank 312 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,100 you. 313 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,540 Give me five minutes. 314 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:58,880 Five minutes. 315 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,780 Deep breaths, Maud. 316 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,760 In and out. You too, Dietrich. 317 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,240 Fifteen minutes until curtain call. Wonderful to see you, Monica. 318 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,540 Yes, hello, Monica. 319 00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:15,380 Thank you so much for coming. I wouldn't miss it for the world. 320 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:19,020 Such a joy to combine culture and community. 321 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,880 I couldn't agree more, Reverend Penny. 322 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,660 Quirinium really has gone above and beyond. 323 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,300 Great to see you, Lady Gosling. 324 00:22:31,470 --> 00:22:32,470 You too. 325 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:35,890 Surprising. You've come out en masse, it seems. 326 00:22:36,650 --> 00:22:37,850 No Freddy with you tonight? 327 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:40,670 No, he's not as much into the bard as I am. 328 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:43,990 He's absolutely cuckoo about the new swimming pool. 329 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,030 Honestly, I can't tear him away. 330 00:22:48,130 --> 00:22:50,770 Makes my skin itch just being in the Carinian building. 331 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:52,730 Take the higher ground. 332 00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:54,850 Exactly. Can we swap? 333 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:57,330 I've already had two pints and I'm going to need a piss. 334 00:22:57,570 --> 00:22:58,570 Oh, yeah. 335 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:05,750 Apparently, the four men that mow have their shirts off. 336 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,570 I fucking love Shakespeare. 337 00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:09,550 Declan's in the audience. 338 00:23:09,970 --> 00:23:11,710 He looks extremely uncomfortable. 339 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:12,729 Very good. 340 00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:14,370 Not badding him. Not badding him. 341 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:16,330 Mrs. O'Hara is refusing to go on. 342 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:23,050 Okay, everyone out. 343 00:23:23,290 --> 00:23:25,630 Oh, um, Emmy hasn't been finished yet. Out! 344 00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:27,670 Yeah, we'll just go. Okay. 345 00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,150 I know why you hired me. 346 00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:37,990 And I won't do it. 347 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,690 I won't be made a laughing stock. 348 00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:41,570 All right, let's sit down. No. 349 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,250 Come on. 350 00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,410 We'll have a talk. 351 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:53,630 The problem is, she's just not a professional. 352 00:23:54,070 --> 00:23:55,130 We're all here to do a job. 353 00:23:55,930 --> 00:24:00,130 And, uh, as we actors always say, the show must go on. 354 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,030 Isn't that right? 355 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,500 Excuse me. 356 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:06,700 I can't do it. 357 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,900 I can't remember my lines. I don't know what I'm doing. 358 00:24:10,140 --> 00:24:12,880 You're doing what you were born to do. You could do this in your sleep. 359 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,860 Declan says you don't care if I'm any good or not because either way, it 360 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:18,380 reflects badly on him. 361 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:23,080 Oh, Christ, what a terrible thing to say to one's wife. There is no chance in 362 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,320 hell you'll be bad. 363 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,940 You're an entirely authentic performer, Maud. 364 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,000 It's as if you've lived it all before. 365 00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:33,590 So this isn't a ploy to get a Declan. 366 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:39,070 I'll admit that watching your husband squirm is the cherry on top, but I'm a 367 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:41,370 businessman. I don't make bad decisions. 368 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:46,070 I hired you because you are bloody good at what you do. 369 00:24:46,270 --> 00:24:47,910 You were the best person for the job. 370 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:52,110 It's just flattering me. You're just pandering to my ego. 371 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:53,370 No, I'm not. 372 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:57,290 I have no interest in producing anything that isn't exceptional. 373 00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,790 I don't fail. 374 00:25:00,470 --> 00:25:02,030 Like, this is a disaster. 375 00:25:02,390 --> 00:25:03,470 It's not gonna be a disaster. 376 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:04,690 It's gonna be brilliant. 377 00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:07,270 If you don't trust yourself, trust me. 378 00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:10,470 I am so confident in your performance. 379 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:15,290 I want you to come in and audition for me for the lead in the next series of 380 00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,350 Four Men Went to Moan. 381 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,430 She's the lady of the manor. 382 00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:23,250 A rich, posh English bitch on heat. She'll have all four men's hearts and 383 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,970 cocks in the palm of her hand. 384 00:25:27,950 --> 00:25:34,250 That doesn't prove how confident I am in you. I don't know what does The 385 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:40,790 ox has therefore stretched his yoke in vain 386 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:47,210 The plowman lost his sweat and the green corn hath rotted ere his youth attained 387 00:25:47,210 --> 00:25:49,990 a beard the fold 388 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:57,590 stands empty in the drowned field, and crows are fatted with the murine flock. 389 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:04,090 The nine men's morris is filled up with mud. Utterly authentic. And the queen 390 00:26:04,090 --> 00:26:09,370 mazes in the wanton green for lack of treat are undistinguishable. 391 00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:10,590 Isn't she judged? 392 00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:12,930 Camera one, push in. 393 00:26:13,210 --> 00:26:15,650 No man is now with him or Carol blessed. 394 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:18,410 Therefore the moon 395 00:26:19,290 --> 00:26:24,850 The governance of blood's pale in her anger washes all the air that rheumatic 396 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,510 diseases do abound. 397 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:28,230 What's this play about? 398 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,010 It's about the fragility of being in love, how easy it can happen with the 399 00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:35,670 wrong person, but how that same haphazardness makes the triumph of true 400 00:26:35,670 --> 00:26:36,710 love all the sweeter. 401 00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:44,070 And thy fair virtue's force, perforce, doth move me on the first view 402 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,750 to say, to swear. 403 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,920 I love thee. 404 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:45,830 Ladies and gentlemen, we will now have a short intermission by the selection of 405 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:46,830 our special guests. 406 00:27:57,590 --> 00:28:04,310 James, your 407 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:05,670 bottom was marvelous. 408 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:07,350 Would you like a club? 409 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:09,550 Give this to Emmy for me, will you? 410 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,160 Lizzie? 411 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,480 What are you doing here? 412 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:43,260 I'm so sorry. I know I shouldn't have. 413 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,320 Oh, you're reading my book. 414 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,440 I am. 415 00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,440 Went to WH Smith's. There you were. 416 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,600 There was a bidding war on my new novel. Well, the chapters I read about Lettie 417 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,600 and Ferdy. Yes. 418 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,700 They liked it so much, they've given me a two-book deal. 419 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,520 Carol, my agent, is over the moon. 420 00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:08,750 You know, I've made more money today than I've earned in my entire life. 421 00:29:09,470 --> 00:29:11,010 Just wanted to tell you first. 422 00:29:11,290 --> 00:29:12,290 That's bloody brilliant. 423 00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:17,110 You're bloody brilliant. 424 00:29:48,010 --> 00:29:54,850 Like a warrior that fights and wins the battle, I know the taste 425 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:55,850 of victory. 426 00:29:56,370 --> 00:30:02,870 Though I went through some nights consumed by the shadows, I was 427 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,170 crippled emotionally. 428 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:13,790 Somehow I made it through the heartache, and as I did, I escaped. 429 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,800 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 430 00:30:39,540 --> 00:30:41,260 The performance is about to resume. 431 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:48,860 Probably got lost, poor lamb. 432 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:53,880 Well, the public must have its... And 433 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:58,660 cue curtain. 434 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:01,860 Okay, cue music. 435 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:07,180 I wonder if... I can't find James. 436 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,460 I've looked everywhere. He's not in studio two. 437 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,800 He said he'd be there. 438 00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:14,080 Jesus Christ, we can't carry on without Bottom. What the hell are we going to 439 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,080 do? 440 00:31:30,679 --> 00:31:36,040 Charles Maybe she's doing a poo 441 00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:54,910 What a wonderful way to die. 442 00:31:59,230 --> 00:32:00,230 Dad! 443 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,290 Dad? 444 00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,310 You all right, my angel? 445 00:32:07,090 --> 00:32:08,090 What are you doing up? 446 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:09,850 Mummy hates me. 447 00:32:10,150 --> 00:32:11,550 Of course she don't hate you. She loves you. 448 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:13,290 How did you get up? 449 00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:15,870 I walked, cut straight across Frogsmoor Field. 450 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,210 What, all that way? 451 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:19,710 Well, you should have called me. I would have picked you up. 452 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:22,130 I did. It just rang and rang. 453 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:26,110 Mum thinks I look awful. She says I'm an embarrassment. 454 00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:27,610 You're beautiful, baby. 455 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:30,230 You know that mummy says silly things sometimes. 456 00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:33,650 She adores you, she'd kill for you, you know that. Well, if she is right. 457 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:36,910 There was a boy I liked at the stables, but he said I was weird. 458 00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:39,650 Well, then he's not for you. 459 00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,070 Not everyone fancies everyone. 460 00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:45,850 Love can be cruel like that. 461 00:32:47,950 --> 00:32:50,830 It's about chemistry and lucky timing. 462 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:54,490 I wish someone loved me the way you love Mum. 463 00:32:58,690 --> 00:32:59,690 It will, baby. 464 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,050 It will. 465 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:04,130 I won't tell Mum about your skinny dipping. 466 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,250 It'll be our little secret, yeah? 467 00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:11,090 Let's go and get some ice cream. Come. 468 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:34,990 Unkiss thy ears. 469 00:33:35,570 --> 00:33:42,530 Monsieur Cobweb, good monsieur, get you your weapons in your hand and kill 470 00:33:42,530 --> 00:33:46,270 me a red-headed bumblebee on the top of the stairs. You think it's James Verrick 471 00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:47,270 playing bottom? 472 00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,530 No, that's definitely Charles. 473 00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:53,270 Do not fret yourself too much in the action, monsieur. 474 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:58,370 And good monsieur, have a care the honeybag breaks. What the fuck is going 475 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,650 on? I think he's rather good. 476 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,340 Your mum was ace. 477 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:40,159 Yes, she was, wasn't she? 478 00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:43,699 So why do you look like someone just ate your last roller? I thought the play was 479 00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:44,678 a little depressing. 480 00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:46,780 How is it depressing? It's all about true love. 481 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,320 And a love potion that can make you forget everything. 482 00:34:51,739 --> 00:34:53,460 and fall in love with the wrong person. 483 00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:58,100 Girl, you need a tequila and a cock in your rope now. Come on, we're going into 484 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:00,460 town. I should probably wait for my mate. Back off. 485 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,620 Life's short. We're never going to be this hot again. 486 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,620 Come on. 487 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,680 Woo! 488 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,600 Well done, darling. Well done. You were incredible. 489 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,080 Don't be silly. It was a tour de force. 490 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,900 Right. Well done, Charles. 491 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,360 Congrats, darling. 492 00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:22,010 You're a much better bottom than James. 493 00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:27,970 Don't cry, it went so well. 494 00:35:32,550 --> 00:35:33,790 Mummy died this morning. 495 00:35:35,190 --> 00:35:39,250 What? I got a call from the nursing home to say that she died just before dawn. 496 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,130 Didn't think Tony would be too impressed if I didn't come in. 497 00:35:42,770 --> 00:35:44,750 A lot resting on today, you know. 498 00:35:46,830 --> 00:35:48,010 I'm so sorry. 499 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,560 An orphan boy at 40. 500 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,760 Are you decent? 501 00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:10,420 Oh, Gerald, did you tell him our news? 502 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,600 No, what news? 503 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,180 We set a date for the wedding. 504 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,420 March the 5th. 505 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,880 Oh. 506 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,820 Charles' mother died this morning. 507 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,640 Oh, Charles, I am sorry. 508 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,440 Poor her. 509 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,900 Poor you. 510 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,660 Enbit really is frightful. 511 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,380 Come on, Jerry. Let's let him dry his eyes. 512 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,500 One doesn't want to appear tear-stained in public. 513 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,480 We'll see you upstairs at the party. 514 00:36:43,420 --> 00:36:44,500 Stiff drinks all round. 515 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:45,720 Doctor's orders. 516 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,860 Why, why, you are a lucky sod, Declan. Maudie was superb. 517 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,620 A fine filly indeed. 518 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,420 Rarely was. A masterpiece. 519 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,120 Who the hell let Declan and his repubes up here? 520 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,620 Mother Goose, apparently. 521 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,480 Oh, you really brought the bard alive tonight, Tony. 522 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,420 The Scottish play is my favourite, but this is proving a close second. 523 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:31,740 Yes, wasn't it good? 524 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:34,240 Well, I'm sorry my Fred Red couldn't be here. 525 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:38,640 He's absolutely gaga about the new swimming pool. Everything smells of 526 00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,780 chlorine. Excuse me. 527 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,280 Lady Gosling. 528 00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:43,940 Congratulations, Tony. 529 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:48,040 Yes, yes. It was honestly the kind of thing I would have expected to see at 530 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,440 Stratford-upon-Avon. Well, of course, it's exactly what we at the Ministry of 531 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,860 Culture are looking to promote. 532 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:57,100 I saw the announcement of your new position, Mr. Stratton. Lovely news, 533 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,560 isn't it? We're so proud to be back in government, aren't we, darling? Indeed. 534 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:02,780 Mrs. Thatcher's been so clever to recognize Paul's talents. 535 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,040 Why, don't you think it makes sense to invite Paul to join the board at 536 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,180 Carinium? Ah. 537 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:10,720 You're quite right. 538 00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:13,530 Would you like to join, Paul? 539 00:38:14,770 --> 00:38:18,870 Well, 1987 is turning into quite the banner year. 540 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,870 Here's to hopefully topping it off with a boy in December. 541 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:25,650 Yes, 542 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:28,730 I must just say hello to Lizzie. 543 00:38:32,130 --> 00:38:33,810 What happened to James? 544 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:36,610 Oh, well, he wasn't that bad. 545 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,660 No, James didn't come on in the second half. Nobody knows what happened to him. 546 00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,880 Charles filled in. 547 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,500 Oh. 548 00:38:44,140 --> 00:38:45,800 Perhaps you ought to go and look for him. 549 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,580 And you might think about doweling off your hair first. 550 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,660 Smell a little of chlorine. 551 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,340 Between you and me, I thought your Titania at school was far more exciting. 552 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,440 That was a long time ago. 553 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:03,660 I remember. 554 00:39:13,340 --> 00:39:16,200 Um, Daisy, isn't it? Ah. 555 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,920 Lovely to see you looking so well. 556 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:25,940 Oh, sorry. 557 00:39:26,380 --> 00:39:27,339 You okay? 558 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:28,340 Yep. 559 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,000 You don't look okay. 560 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:32,700 It's just been a very long day. 561 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,660 James. 562 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,400 James, darling. It's me. 563 00:39:43,950 --> 00:39:44,948 Oh, James! 564 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:45,950 What happened? 565 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,510 James. 566 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:50,890 James. 567 00:39:51,550 --> 00:39:55,410 I think I knocked myself out. Oh, darling. 568 00:39:56,950 --> 00:39:58,670 Did they have to cancel the play? 569 00:39:58,910 --> 00:40:00,090 No, darling. So sorry. 570 00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:04,730 What, they did it without me? Yes. 571 00:40:05,430 --> 00:40:07,530 I'm so sorry. Don't be silly. It's not your fault. 572 00:40:08,130 --> 00:40:09,810 You saved me like you always do. 573 00:40:10,810 --> 00:40:11,810 Because you're a saint. 574 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,600 I don't deserve you. 575 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:24,220 All right, Kev? All right. Two shots and a snake bite. 576 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,520 What do you want? 577 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:31,060 Uh, yeah, a shot too, please. Tequila. Best love potion known to man. 578 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:32,260 How was the show, then? 579 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,540 Bunch of posh wankers prancing about. Pretty decent rendition, to be honest. 580 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,800 Don't be jealous, Kev. One day your prince will come. 581 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:45,830 One for each of us. 582 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,090 What are you doing sticking the music up? 583 00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:56,650 That one. 584 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:26,220 The blonde waitresses take their trays, spin around, and they cross the floor. 585 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:27,680 They've got the moves. 586 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:33,000 You drop your drink, then they bring you more. All the school kids so sick of 587 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:38,340 books. They like the punk and the metal band. When the buzzer rings, they're 588 00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:39,800 walking like an Egyptian. 589 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,400 All the kids in the marketplace say, 590 00:42:03,870 --> 00:42:05,970 You were incredible. 591 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:11,170 Oh, you thought so, did you? How kind. I'll get a drink. You know, it was just 592 00:42:11,170 --> 00:42:12,430 like watching with the old days. 593 00:42:13,170 --> 00:42:14,710 I want you to come to Ireland with me. 594 00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:17,430 Imagine if you knew me and Yates. 595 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:19,770 It'd be our homecoming. 596 00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:21,300 You want me to go with you? 597 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:22,800 To do what? 598 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,420 To be by my side. Oh, to be by your side. 599 00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:29,840 Because I thought we were done supporting each other, Declan. I mean, 600 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,680 didn't you just come tonight to watch me fail? No, I was angry. I shouldn't have 601 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,980 said what I said, all right? 602 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,680 You were amazing in there. 603 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,460 Please, love. 604 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,220 Please come with me. No! 605 00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,200 I don't think so. 606 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,240 I don't want to sit around watching you work. 607 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,380 Unfortunately, I'm going to be quite busy because Tony... Tony wants me for 608 00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:58,260 the new series of Four Men Went to Moe. 609 00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:01,340 Are you joking? 610 00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:06,480 No. Because he believes in me, even though you clearly don't. That is not 611 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,840 true, and you know it. You've never done anything to help my career. 612 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,020 All you've ever done is hold me back. 613 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,680 Let's talk about this at home. 614 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:18,810 The cast are going out for a drink. 615 00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:24,330 I've booked a room at the Cotchester Hilton, so... don't bother waiting up. 616 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:53,440 What's going 617 00:43:53,440 --> 00:44:01,820 on 618 00:44:01,820 --> 00:44:02,820 here? Is it someone's birthday? 619 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,780 I don't think so. Shelley and Taggy kicked it all off. 620 00:44:06,460 --> 00:44:07,460 Taggy? 621 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:20,200 Was here and here is a red balloon I think of you 622 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,720 let it go 623 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,600 What? I'm heading off, Shelley. 624 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:48,960 Come on. 625 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:50,260 Oh, see you, Taki. 626 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,180 It's not like you to drink. Is everything all right? 627 00:44:57,420 --> 00:44:58,460 It's poor Bottom. 628 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:04,460 Everyone else falls in love and he just goes back to being sad old Bottom. 629 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,260 I think I'm Bottom. 630 00:45:07,940 --> 00:45:09,300 You are not Bottom. 631 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:14,260 I mean, you have a fabulous bottom, but you're not Bottom. 632 00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:18,920 Anyway, who's to say that Bottom doesn't meet somebody wonderful the day after 633 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,920 the play? 634 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:23,800 There's always tomorrow, Teggy. 635 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:48,880 Where's mommy? 636 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:49,980 They had a fight. 637 00:45:51,820 --> 00:45:53,100 She's staying in Codchester. 638 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:54,700 Well, then go and get her. 639 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,760 Just tell her you love her. Tell her what she wants to hear. 640 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,620 Why are all men so bloody useless? 641 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,800 Hello. Hello. 642 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:36,700 Oh, yeah. 643 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:42,940 Oh, my gosh. 644 00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,540 Gosh, yes. 645 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,460 Oh, sorry. 646 00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,200 Um, was Sharon okay? 647 00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:51,980 Yeah. 648 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,440 She didn't say anything. 649 00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,180 I felt so guilty I said I'd buy her this field and build her her own stables. 650 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:05,280 Which... Yes, we can't keep doing this. 651 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:08,900 Too many people will get hurt. 652 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,800 Yeah. 653 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:16,760 Gosh. 654 00:47:21,820 --> 00:47:24,300 I suppose we're lucky we had it even for an instant. 655 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,360 Goodbye, Freddy. 656 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:37,700 Goodbye, Lizzie. 657 00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:01,360 Mother disappeared gradually from my life and... 658 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,260 For that I am grateful. 659 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:10,300 I'm not sure I could have withstood her disappearing all at once. 660 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:15,200 Who will I put the Christmas cards up with now? 661 00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,940 Who will I tell when I've got good news? 662 00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,420 Bye, friends. 663 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:29,700 Thank you all so much. 664 00:48:31,470 --> 00:48:33,530 I can't tell you how much this means to me. 665 00:48:39,950 --> 00:48:40,950 Look, 666 00:48:43,570 --> 00:48:49,390 Declan. I know I've left you and Ventra in an awful mess, but I'm gonna make it 667 00:48:49,390 --> 00:48:50,390 up to you. 668 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,640 Lenta? 669 00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:09,840 I told you you could do it. 670 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:17,240 Are we waiting for anyone? 671 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,180 No. 672 00:49:21,380 --> 00:49:22,380 Just us. 673 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,480 Would you like me to read anything? 674 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:31,240 I was hoping, perhaps, we could improvise. 675 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,560 Would you like me to do the English accent? 676 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 Why not? 677 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:49,360 You know the first rule of improvisation is you can't say no to anything. 678 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:50,840 Is that right? 679 00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:54,340 Would you like to see me do anything in particular? 680 00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,620 There are lots of things I want to see you do. 681 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,100 You know, I actually dreamt of doing some things in front of you the other 682 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,020 night. Oh, really? What was that? 683 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,860 There's some very bad things. 684 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:13,700 I seem to remember it started something 685 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:17,060 like this. 686 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:22,180 And then, what was it?