1 00:00:02,773 --> 00:00:04,775 (Meredith) WE DOCTORS TAKE PRIDE 2 00:00:04,775 --> 00:00:07,778 IN THE FACT THAT WE CAN BASICALLY SLEEP STANDING UP... 3 00:00:07,778 --> 00:00:10,181 (women) ♪ UH-HUH ♪ (man singing indistinctly) 4 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:13,084 ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. 5 00:00:13,084 --> 00:00:14,185 (woman) ♪ COME, BABY, BABY ♪ 6 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:15,616 AAH! 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,518 AH! NO! AAH! 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,121 AAH! AAH! JACKSON. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,552 AAH! AAH! STOP. 10 00:00:21,552 --> 00:00:23,454 AAH! STOP! 11 00:00:23,454 --> 00:00:25,726 HEY, HEY, JACKSON. AAH! WHAT? 12 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:28,799 STOP. STOP. I'M SORRY, BUT YOU NEED TO TAKE SOMETHING. 13 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:32,163 WHERE'S CHARLES? CHARLES. WHERE'S CHARLES? 14 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:34,034 HEY. HEY. HEY, STOP. 15 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,307 IT'S LEXIE. WAKE UP. 16 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:39,540 ♪ EVERYTHING 'BOUT YOU IS WONDERFUL ♪ 17 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,214 ♪ EVERYTHING 'BOUT YOU IS BEAUTIFUL ♪ 18 00:00:43,214 --> 00:00:44,675 TIME FOR WORK? 19 00:00:44,675 --> 00:00:46,517 YEAH, JUST ABOUT. 20 00:00:46,517 --> 00:00:48,219 ♪ GIVE ME SOME OF THAT FUN, FUN ♪ 21 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:51,652 BUT IT'S A FALSE PRIDE, BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS... 22 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,185 AFTER ABOUT 20 HOURS WITHOUT SLEEP... 23 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:55,486 (keys clatter) 24 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:59,059 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST COME TO WORK DRUNK... 25 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,332 DOCTOR OR NOT. 26 00:01:01,332 --> 00:01:04,595 SO IT'S NO WONDER THAT FATAL MEDICAL ERRORS 27 00:01:04,595 --> 00:01:06,237 INCREASE AT NIGHT... 28 00:01:06,237 --> 00:01:08,299 WHEN WE DOCTORS ARE... 29 00:01:08,299 --> 00:01:10,070 PROUDLY... 30 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,143 SLEEPING ON OUR FEET. 31 00:01:12,143 --> 00:01:14,675 (alarm clock beeping) 32 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,807 RECENTLY... 33 00:01:16,807 --> 00:01:18,649 OUR COMMUNAL PRIDE HAS BEEN SHATTERED, 34 00:01:18,649 --> 00:01:21,852 AND OUR EGOS HAVE BEEN WOUNDED BY NEW LAWS... 35 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:23,214 HEY. 36 00:01:23,214 --> 00:01:25,216 THAT REQUIRE THAT WE SLEEP ALL DAY 37 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:27,758 BEFORE WE WORK ALL NIGHT. OH! DR. SHEPHERD. 38 00:01:27,758 --> 00:01:30,161 THERE'S FRENCH TOAST AND COFFEE IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST. 39 00:01:30,161 --> 00:01:31,662 IT'S 6:00 P.M. 40 00:01:31,662 --> 00:01:33,664 RIGHT. UM, BACON FOR YOUR DINNER? 41 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:35,326 THANK YOU, NO. 42 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:38,229 WE'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 43 00:01:38,229 --> 00:01:41,672 BUT AS SOMEONE WHO MAY ONE DAY NEED MEDICAL CARE... 44 00:01:41,672 --> 00:01:43,334 YOUREALLY SHOULD BE. 45 00:01:43,334 --> 00:01:45,436 IT'S NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD OUT THERE. 46 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:47,138 I'M STILL SLEEPING. 47 00:01:47,138 --> 00:01:49,240 A WHOLE DAY HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING. 48 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,213 LET'S SEE. I DID THREE ANEURYSM SURGERIES. 49 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,515 I CONSULTED ON A MASSIVE SPINAL TUMOR. 50 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,517 THAT WAS NEAT. GOT THE PHILLIPS GRANT. 51 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,219 AND OH, BY THE WAY, 52 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,751 THE, UH, SOUP OF THE DAY IN THE CAFETERIA 53 00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:02,753 WAS POTATO LEAK SOUP. YOU GOT THE GRANT? 54 00:02:02,753 --> 00:02:05,256 YEAH, I GOT THE GRANT. YOU GOT THE ALZHEIMER'S GRANT? 55 00:02:05,256 --> 00:02:07,598 (laughs) YEAH, I GOT THE ALZHEIMER'S GRANT. (laughs) 56 00:02:07,598 --> 00:02:10,201 MARK IS PUTTING TOGETHER A LITTLE CELEBRATION AT JOE'S. 57 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:13,204 BUT I WOULD MUCH RATHER CELEBRATE HERE WITH YOU. MWAH. 58 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:16,207 I AM LATE FOR WORK. GOTTA LOVE THE NIGHT SHIFT. 59 00:02:16,207 --> 00:02:17,368 MM. 60 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:20,140 PROUD OF YOU. THANK YOU. 61 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:25,876 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 62 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:27,147 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 63 00:02:28,579 --> 00:02:30,181 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 64 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:32,223 NICE FACE. 65 00:02:32,223 --> 00:02:35,256 WELL, AT LEAST I CAN DO SURGERY. HOW'S THAT HAND? 66 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,628 AH, IT'D BE BETTER IF YOU HADN'T RUN YOUR FACE INTO IT. 67 00:02:37,628 --> 00:02:39,760 (laughs) SO HE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF YOU, 68 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,893 AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING ABOUT IT? AH, SOME OF US CAN MOVE ON. 69 00:02:42,893 --> 00:02:46,297 YOU'RE SITTING ON MY COAT. AND SOME OF US CAN'T. 70 00:02:46,297 --> 00:02:47,798 (elevator bell dings) 71 00:02:47,798 --> 00:02:49,400 (indistinct conversations) 72 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,503 DID YOU JUST YAWN? WAS THAT A YAWN? 73 00:02:52,503 --> 00:02:56,176 DON'T TELL US THAT YOU'RE TIRED AFTER GETTING TO SLEEP ALL DAY. IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS. 74 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,608 (Miranda) NOT EASY? NOT E-- 75 00:02:57,608 --> 00:03:00,851 WHEN I WAS A RESIDENT, I ACTUALLY WORKED FOR A LIVING. 76 00:03:00,851 --> 00:03:03,414 I DID EVERY OTHER NIGHT CALL FOR FIVE YEARS. 77 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:06,517 THERE WERE DAYS THAT I DIDN'T GO HOME FOR 72 HOURS. 78 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:09,290 I LOVED IT. (lowered voice) AS YOU TRUDGED THROUGH THE SNOW 79 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,222 WHILE YOU WHITTLED YOUR OWN SCALPELS. (snickers) 80 00:03:11,222 --> 00:03:13,364 (laughs) SORRY. I DIDN'T QUITE CATCH THAT, KAREV. 81 00:03:13,364 --> 00:03:17,268 UH, KAREV, I NEED YOU TO FOLLOW UP ON MY POST-OPS. 82 00:03:17,268 --> 00:03:18,569 AND HERE. TAKE THIS RESEARCH. 83 00:03:18,569 --> 00:03:20,431 DIVIDE OUT ALL THE FISTULA CASES. 84 00:03:20,431 --> 00:03:22,933 AVERY AND LITTLE GREY, HUNT IS WAITING FOR YOU IN THE PIT. 85 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:24,705 (Callie) ALL RIGHT. 86 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,607 TRY NOT TO SCREW UP OUR PATIENTS. 87 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,610 GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK. GONNA BE OVER AT THE BAR. TRY NOT TO NEED US. 88 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,882 DR. GREY? SHEPHERD'S WIFE? 89 00:03:31,882 --> 00:03:33,544 YOU'RE WITH ME TONIGHT. YES. 90 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:35,286 GOOD. I HEARD YOU'RE GOOD. 91 00:03:35,286 --> 00:03:36,787 LISTEN, I'M LATE FOR DINNER, 92 00:03:36,787 --> 00:03:39,950 SO, UM, I MADE A LIST OF MY PATIENTS, THEIR PROTOCOLS. 93 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:42,953 BASICALLY, EVERYBODY'S STABLE. JUST TRY AND KEEP 'EM THAT WAY. 94 00:03:42,953 --> 00:03:45,696 AND IF I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU, SIR? YOU WON'T... 95 00:03:45,696 --> 00:03:47,698 (elevator bell dings) 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOOD. 96 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:51,231 NICE TO MEET YOU. 97 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,233 EVERYBODY ELSE IS STABLE. WATCH I.C.U. BED 12. 98 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,406 HE MAY NEED TO BE INTUBATED, 99 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:57,768 AND CALL ME IF THERE ARE ANY MAJOR TRAUMAS. 100 00:03:57,768 --> 00:03:59,270 AVERY. 101 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:01,712 (people speaking indistinctly) 102 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,374 HOW YOU FEELING? 103 00:04:03,374 --> 00:04:05,376 WHAT, MY HAND? IT'S FINE. JUST A LITTLE BRUISED. 104 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,378 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND. 105 00:04:07,378 --> 00:04:09,820 TRAUMA DEMANDS A COOL HEAD. 106 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:12,353 IF YOU'RE NOT UP TO THIS, THEN-- NO, I'M GOOD. 107 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:14,355 THANKS. KAREV AND I ARE COOL. 108 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,327 THAT'S, UH... OVER, 109 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:18,789 OUT OF MY SYSTEM. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING HERE. 110 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:21,662 IF YOU NEED A COUPLE OF SHIFTS OFF-- I SAID I'M GOOD, SIR. 111 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,364 ALL RIGHT. 112 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:27,338 I'M... I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO TALK TO ME. 113 00:04:27,338 --> 00:04:29,039 I'M TELLING YOU... 114 00:04:29,039 --> 00:04:31,001 TALK TO SOMEONE. 115 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,873 YOU GOT ME? 116 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,805 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 117 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:37,408 (monitor beeps) 118 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:41,412 (woman speaks indistinctly over p.a.) 119 00:04:41,412 --> 00:04:42,983 HEY, THERE YOU ARE. 120 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,556 THERE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUR. CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 121 00:04:45,556 --> 00:04:47,558 HEY! THANK YOU. 122 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:49,059 HI! THANK YOU. MWAH. 123 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:51,061 FIRST ROUND IS ON ME. 124 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,564 UM, GUYS. 125 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:55,065 (coins clatter) 126 00:04:55,065 --> 00:04:57,528 ♪♪♪ 127 00:04:57,528 --> 00:04:58,999 THERE. 128 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,071 YEAH. NO, TRY AGAIN. 129 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:03,504 YOU NEED TO TILT THE GLASS LIKE I SAID. 130 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,305 (liquid pouring) TILT. 131 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,738 I'M TILTING IT. OKAY, I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M TELLING YOU TO TILT THE GLASS. 132 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,940 JUST LET ME TRY AGAIN, OKAY? ALL RIGHT. 133 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:11,942 WHY ARE YOU BEHIND THE BAR? 134 00:05:11,942 --> 00:05:15,446 UH, OWEN TOLD ME TO GET A JOB, SO I'M WORKING. 135 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,088 ♪♪♪ 136 00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:19,690 WHAT'S EVERYONE DRINKING? 137 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:22,322 ♪♪♪ 138 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:28,459 (coasters clatter and thud) 139 00:05:28,459 --> 00:05:30,361 (Owen) SHE SAT ON THE SOFA 140 00:05:30,361 --> 00:05:32,363 FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT WATCHING INFOMERCIALS 141 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:35,366 AND EATING CEREAL OUT OF THE BOX, SO YEAH, YEAH, 142 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:38,369 I-I TOLD HER TO GET A JOB. (Callie) BUT YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT KIND. 143 00:05:38,369 --> 00:05:40,941 WELL, I THOUGHT SHE'D GO TO A LAB OR THE MORGUE. 144 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,474 I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS. WELL, TELL HER YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND. 145 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:46,016 TELL HER SHE CAN BE A HOUSEWIFE FOR ALL YOU CARE. (Callie laughs) I THINK THAT 146 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:48,519 THE ONLY THING SHE'D BE WORSE AT THAN BARTENDING 147 00:05:48,519 --> 00:05:49,820 IS HOUSEWIFING. (laughs) 148 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:53,484 WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BARTENDING? SHE'S NOT DANCING ON A POLE. 149 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:55,886 YOU KNOW, I GIVE THIS ONE NIGHT. 150 00:05:55,886 --> 00:05:58,389 I MEAN, CRISTINA YANG OF BEVERLY HILLS-- 151 00:05:58,389 --> 00:06:00,861 SHE DOES NOT ENJOY SERVING PEOPLE. 152 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:05,135 ALL RIGHT! I CALL THIS THE EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMER'S 153 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,938 BECAUSE YOU WON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING AFTER YOU DRINK IT. 154 00:06:07,938 --> 00:06:10,401 (Callie) MMM. 155 00:06:10,401 --> 00:06:14,445 TO SHEPHERD AND HIS GENIUS BRAIN CRAP. 156 00:06:14,445 --> 00:06:16,076 (Mark, Callie, Miranda and Owen) TO SHEPHERD. THANK YOU. 157 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,649 (Callie) OW! 158 00:06:18,649 --> 00:06:21,111 (coughs) OH. OH, MY GOD. THIS IS STRONG. 159 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:22,713 (coughs) (groans) 160 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:25,115 (laughs) YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED A SCOTCH. 161 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:26,887 YEAH, MAKE IT TWO. BABIES. 162 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,589 EARLY ONSET ALZHEIMER'S-- 163 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:32,092 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A LITTLE DISTASTEFUL? I THINK IT'S DELICIOUS. 164 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,765 CRISTINA, UM-- UM, YOU WANT A BEER? 165 00:06:34,765 --> 00:06:37,798 NO, NO, I'M ON CALL. I WANT TO TALK. YOU KNOW, A BACHELOR PARTY JUST CAME IN. 166 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,800 UH, UH, WE'LL TALK LATER. 167 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,672 ALL RIGHT! (men cheer) 168 00:06:41,672 --> 00:06:44,174 YES. IS SOMEONE GETTING MARRIED? WHO'S GETTING MARRIED? 169 00:06:44,174 --> 00:06:46,176 (men cheer) 170 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:48,539 (Cristina speaks indistinctly) 171 00:06:48,539 --> 00:06:49,840 HE SAID ANY MAJOR TRAUMAS. 172 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,542 WE ARE NOT CALLING HUNT. 173 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,544 WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS YET. E.R.'s SWAMPED. 174 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:55,516 WE HAD TO SPLIT TRAUMA 3 AND PUT 'EM BOTH IN THERE. 175 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,948 DID YOU CALL DR. HUNT? WE ARE NOT CALLING HUNT. 176 00:06:57,948 --> 00:07:00,891 ALL RIGHT. ON MY COUNT. READY? ONE, TWO, THREE. 177 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:02,422 (grunts) (groans) 178 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,924 REILLY, YOU OKAY? 179 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,056 LUCAS, IT HURTS. 180 00:07:06,056 --> 00:07:08,659 IT HURTS REALLY BAD. YOU'LL BE OKAY, RI, ALL RIGHT? 181 00:07:08,659 --> 00:07:11,061 WE'LL BE OKAY. WHAT DO WE GOT? 182 00:07:11,061 --> 00:07:13,864 CAR VERSUS TRAIN. 2 BROTHERS, 17 AND 15, TRIED TO OUTRUN 183 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:15,566 THE COAST STARLIGHT TO PORTLAND. 184 00:07:15,566 --> 00:07:18,108 THE TRAIN WON. I KNOW. IT WAS STUPID. IT WAS SO STUPID. 185 00:07:18,108 --> 00:07:20,911 I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. DRIVER WAS INSIDE THE CAR. THE OTHER WAS THROWN OUT. 186 00:07:20,911 --> 00:07:24,074 NO SEAT BELT. 187 00:07:24,074 --> 00:07:25,846 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 188 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,018 DR. AVERY, COME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 189 00:07:28,018 --> 00:07:29,480 (beeping continues) 190 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,552 YEAH. 191 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,855 (siren wailing) 192 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:38,158 (beeping continues) 193 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,938 CALL HUNT. 194 00:07:47,938 --> 00:07:51,141 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 195 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:01,251 MRS. McNEIL, I'M DR. GREY. 196 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:03,514 I'LL BE TAKING OVER FOR DR. STARK TONIGHT. 197 00:08:03,514 --> 00:08:05,516 DREW'S IN A LOT OF PAIN. 198 00:08:05,516 --> 00:08:08,188 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL FOR THIS TYPE OF CHEST SURGERY. 199 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,221 ABDOMINAL PAIN IS NOT NORMAL AFTER PECTUS EXCAVATUM SURGERY, 200 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:13,524 AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO HOURS. 201 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:15,495 I'M A NURSE AT SEATTLE PRES. (whimpers) 202 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:18,599 IT'S OKAY, DREW, HONEY. MOMMY'S RIGHT HERE. (groans) 203 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,871 HIS ABDOMEN DOES SEEM A LITTLE TENDER. I'M CONCERNED ABOUT HIS VITALS. 204 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:23,073 AND I KNOW MY SON. HE'S NOT A COMPLAINER. 205 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:25,806 SOMETHING IS WRONG. CAN YOU PLEASE CALL DR. STARK? 206 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,008 I WILL. I'LL CALL HIM RIGHT AWAY. (clicks pen) 207 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:31,682 (Drew groans) 208 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,183 (bell on door jingles) 209 00:08:33,183 --> 00:08:35,145 (sighs) 210 00:08:35,145 --> 00:08:38,148 WHAT, YOU'RE BACK ALREADY? 211 00:08:38,148 --> 00:08:41,091 THAT DATE WASN'T EVEN, LIKE, WHAT, AN HOUR? I NEED A DRINK. 212 00:08:41,091 --> 00:08:43,624 (Callie) OOH, CAREFUL. YOU--OOH. 213 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,557 HEY, HEY! THAT WAS MINE. NOW YOU HAVE TO ORDER ME ANOTHER ONE. OH, GOD. THAT'S DISGUSTING. 214 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:48,098 (mutters) RIGHT. OKAY, SO GET THIS-- 215 00:08:48,098 --> 00:08:50,831 HIS VERY FIRST QUESTION-- "SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?" 216 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,233 WHAT'D YOU SAY? FRENCH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 217 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:56,266 WHY WOULD HE ASK ME WHAT MY FAVORITE FOOD WAS? 218 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,768 LIKE HE READ THAT 219 00:08:57,768 --> 00:09:00,811 THAT'S SOME GOOD ICEBREAKER FROM SOME INTERNET HANDBOOK 220 00:09:00,811 --> 00:09:02,843 THAT WAS HANDED OUT AT THE LOSER FAIR? UGH! 221 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,845 THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MEET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET. 222 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,578 YOU'RE MARRIED! YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE AN OPINION 223 00:09:07,578 --> 00:09:10,581 ABOUT MY PATHETIC FORAYS INTO INTERNET DATING. YOU DO NEED A DRINK. 224 00:09:10,581 --> 00:09:12,923 THANK YOU. 225 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,655 (clears throat) 226 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,157 (sighs) GO TO AFRICA. 227 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,859 WHAT? 228 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,731 ARIZONA'S AN IDIOT. 229 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:23,734 AND SHE'S A FOOL, AND YOU NEED TO GO THERE 230 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:25,666 AND TELL HER THAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY 231 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,168 THAT DATING... IS EVIL, 232 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:30,701 AND THAT WHAT THE TWO OF YOU HAVE IS RARE, 233 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,674 AND--AND THAT SHE'S AN IDIOT. GET ON AN AIRPLANE 234 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,676 AND GO TO AFRICA, AND THANK GOD 235 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,778 THAT YOU NEVER HAVE TO GO ON A FIRST DATE AGAIN. 236 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:41,211 YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO AFRICA. WELL, THEN YOU'RE JUST AS BIG AN IDIOT AS SHE IS. 237 00:09:41,211 --> 00:09:42,983 OH. (Derek) TORRES IS A GROWN WOMAN. 238 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:46,016 YOU CAN'T MAKE HER DO SOMETHING SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO. 239 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:48,018 OKAY, AGAIN, MR. PERFECT MARRIED GUY, 240 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:51,692 YOU DON'T GET TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH, 'CAUSE WH-- (Cristina) GET READY. GET READY. 241 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,223 ONE, TWO... (blows whistle) 242 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:56,767 CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! 243 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,198 WHO'S FIRST?! OH, WHOO! 244 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,870 (cheering) 245 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:02,673 WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS? 246 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:05,706 (Cristina) JOE, I NEED MORE BEER! (groans) 247 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,207 ♪♪♪ 248 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,680 YOU GUYS SUPERGLUED YOURSELVES TOGETHER... 249 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,382 ON PURPOSE? APPARENTLY MY SON AND GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE 250 00:10:12,382 --> 00:10:15,385 IS SO GREAT, THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. 251 00:10:15,385 --> 00:10:18,248 YES, THEY SUPERGLUED THEIR ARMS AND HANDS TOGETHER ON PURPOSE. 252 00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:21,251 UH, WHY--WHY WOULD THEY-- WE'RE MOVING TO WISCONSIN TOMORROW. 253 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:23,854 NO, YOU'RE MOVING. DAD, I'M STAYING HERE WITH LAUREN. 254 00:10:23,854 --> 00:10:25,856 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE GOING TO WISCONSIN 255 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:28,699 WITH ME AND YOUR MOM AND THE DOG AND THE CAT. NO, NOT WITHOUT LAUREN. 256 00:10:28,699 --> 00:10:31,161 I'M NOT. NOBODY CAN TEAR US APART, MR. NYSTROM. 257 00:10:31,161 --> 00:10:33,363 I KNOW THAT, LAUREN, BUT THE DOCTOR HERE 258 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:35,706 IS STILL GONNA GIVE IT A TRY. 259 00:10:35,706 --> 00:10:38,739 (Lauren) I WISH WE COULD GLUE OUR LIPS TOGETHER FOREVER. 260 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,640 ME, TOO. 261 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,343 I-I WILL-- I WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 262 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,416 (sighs) THANK YOU. 263 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:50,380 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 264 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,752 OKAY. 265 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:56,286 (woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.) 266 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,661 HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE TIRAMISU AT GINO'S TRATTORIA? 267 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,963 EXCUSE ME? 268 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,935 TIRAMISU, GINO'S TRATTORIA, 269 00:11:04,935 --> 00:11:06,937 UH, LADYFINGERS SOAKED IN RUM? 270 00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:09,840 NO, I HAVEN'T. NEITHER HAVE I, 271 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,773 BECAUSE YOU FELT THE NEED TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM MY DINNER 272 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,775 TO EXAMINE A KID WITH GAS. 273 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,447 GAS? I THOUGHT... OH, WHEN I CALLED YOU, 274 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:20,711 HE WAS IN A LOT OF PAIN AND HIS VITALS WERE BORDERLINE. 275 00:11:20,711 --> 00:11:22,953 THEY'RE BETTER NOW BECAUSE I GAVE HIM A LITER BOLUS 276 00:11:22,953 --> 00:11:24,955 OF I.V. FLUIDS AT 20 CC's PER KILO. 277 00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,456 BUT HIS PAIN-- 278 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,989 YET WHAT YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN HIM WAS AN ANTIFLATULENT. 279 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,991 ABDOMINAL PAIN AFTER CHEST WALL SURGERY 280 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,463 IN A PATIENT ON NARCOTIC PAINKILLERS 281 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:35,465 IS GAS OR CONSTIPATION 282 00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:38,899 UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE. 283 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,402 BUT, DR. STARK, WHAT IF HIS PAIN IS-- 284 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,734 TIRAMISU. 285 00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:46,036 (The National's "Runaway" playing) 286 00:11:46,036 --> 00:11:49,409 AVERY, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? LARGE, GAPING WOUND TO THE ABDOMEN. 287 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,411 LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING SLICED RIGHT THROUGH HIM. 288 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,984 DEBRIS INSIDE. WE NEED TO GET IN THERE. BOOK AN O.R. 289 00:11:53,984 --> 00:11:56,747 (woman) RIGHT AWAY. REILLY? REILLY, TALK TO ME. 290 00:11:56,747 --> 00:11:59,219 REILLY CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, OKAY, BUDDY? 291 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,721 HE HAS GOT A TUBE IN HIS THROAT TO HELP HIM BREATHE. 292 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,723 REILLY, I'M RIGHT HERE, ALL RIGHT? 293 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,756 PUT MORE PRESSURE ON THAT. LEAN IN THERE. 294 00:12:05,756 --> 00:12:08,498 PACK IT. PACK IT. WE WERE GONNA BE LATE, SO I RAN IT. 295 00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:12,062 FUNNY, RIGHT? WE DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE WITH MOM. 296 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:15,435 (monitor beeping erratically) SO I GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 297 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,268 I'M PICKING HIM UP AFTER BAND PRACTICE. 298 00:12:18,268 --> 00:12:21,111 WE'RE HALFWAY HOME, HE FORGETS HIS STUPID SAXOPHONE. 299 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:22,773 (beeping continues) 300 00:12:22,773 --> 00:12:24,414 (lowered voice) 200. 301 00:12:24,414 --> 00:12:26,016 CLEAR. (defibrillator whines) 302 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:29,479 (paddles thunk, beeping continues) HE FORGETS EVERYTHING! 303 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,281 300. EVERYTHING! 304 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:33,854 EVERYTHING! (Owen) CLEAR. 305 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:37,027 (monitor emitting continuous tone) 306 00:12:37,027 --> 00:12:39,459 CONTINUE COMPRESSIONS. 307 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,932 PUSH ONE OF EPI AND ONE OF ATROPINE. 308 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:45,135 I KNOW IT WAS STUPID. THE GUARDRAIL HAD JUST 309 00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:48,038 COME DOWN, AND I THOUGHT WE COULD MAKE IT. (tone continues) 310 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:50,370 (voice breaking) IT'S MY FAULT. PLEASE. 311 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,804 PLEASE. HE-- HE'S MY LITTLE BROTHER. 312 00:12:53,804 --> 00:12:55,205 HE'S--HE'S LITTLE. 313 00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:56,947 THEY'RE WORKING ON HIM, OKAY? 314 00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:58,949 I JUST NEED YOU TO TAKE IT EASY. 315 00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:01,952 ALL RIGHT? TAKE IT EASY. (muffled voice) HE'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, RIGHT? 316 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,955 (panting) 317 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:07,888 (tone continues) 318 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,021 ♪ COMIN' UNDONE ♪ 319 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:15,295 ♪ AND IT'S TAKIN' US OVER ♪ 320 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,797 (lowered voice) TIME OF DEATH--20:48. 321 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,931 (tone continues, gloves snap) 322 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,473 DR. HUNT, WE NEED TO INTUBATE HIM 323 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:26,376 AND GET HIM TO THE O.R. NOW. 324 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:28,378 ♪ WE DON'T BLEED ♪ 325 00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:29,880 ♪ WHEN WE DON'T FIGHT ♪ 326 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,983 ♪ GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD ♪ 327 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,544 ANOTHER SCOTCH? YEAH. 328 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,917 ♪ ...IN THE FIRE TONIGHT ♪ 329 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,889 MM. 330 00:13:38,889 --> 00:13:41,091 ON THE HOUSE! 331 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,592 UH, HEY... 332 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,594 IF EVERY DRINK IS ON THE HOUSE, 333 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:47,357 THEN EVENTUALLY, THERE'LL BE NO HOUSE. 334 00:13:47,357 --> 00:13:49,399 RIGHT. UH, $6. 335 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:52,002 IT'S ACTUALLY $8. 336 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,433 OH. 337 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,835 YOU HAVING FUN? 338 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,438 I AM. 339 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,342 GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 340 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,144 KEEP IT. 341 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,246 THANK YOU. 342 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,948 ♪ ...TAKIN' FOREVER ♪ 343 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,980 ♪♪♪ 344 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,953 (man) HEY, HERE SHE COMES WITH OUR SHOTS! 345 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,956 (men shouting indistinctly) 346 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,328 ♪♪♪ 347 00:14:26,937 --> 00:14:29,499 HIS PAIN IS GETTING WORSE. 348 00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:32,342 HIS COLOR LOOKS BAD. HIS VITALS HAVEN'T STABILIZED. 349 00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,105 I'VE SEEN GAS, DR. GREY. THIS ISN'T GAS. WE HAVE TO GIVE THE MEDICINE A LITTLE TIME TO WORK. 350 00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:38,108 WE GAVE IT TIME TO WORK. IT DIDN'T WORK... (Drew groaning) 351 00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:40,350 WHICH MEANS THIS IS NOT GAS. 352 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,213 I'VE WORKED THE NIGHT SHIFT. I KNOW WHAT GOES ON. 353 00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:45,055 I'VE LIVED THROUGH HORROR STORIES 354 00:14:45,055 --> 00:14:47,958 OF PATIENTS FALLING THROUGH THE CRACKS 355 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,889 BECAUSE RESIDENTS ARE RUNNING AROUND HALF ASLEEP, 356 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,963 AND THEIR ATTENDINGS ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. 357 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,966 I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN TO MY SON. I WON'T EITHER. I PROMISE. AND I AGREE THAT IT'S NOT GAS. 358 00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,368 SO LET'S RUN SOME TESTS AND FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON. 359 00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:00,370 OKAY? THANK YOU. 360 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,973 (groaning) 361 00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,535 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 362 00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:07,207 OKAY, HERE YOU GO, YOU GUYS. 363 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,009 TO THE GROOM! (men) TO THE GROOM! 364 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,311 IT'S RUDE TO DITCH OUT ON YOUR OWN PARTY, YOU KNOW? 365 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,984 YANG IS BARTENDING. DO YOU KNOW HOW DISTURBING THAT IS? 366 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:16,686 IT'S A PHASE. SHE'S GONNA BE FINE. 367 00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:19,689 BESIDES, YOU WON ONE OF THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS GRANTS OUT THERE. 368 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,052 THIS NIGHT'S ABOUT YOU NOT YANG. MM. 369 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:24,224 (Cristina) ...BAD IDEA. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 370 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,096 SUIT YOURSELF. 371 00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,058 (Cristina) ONE, TWO, THREE. 372 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:29,399 GROOM! 373 00:15:29,399 --> 00:15:32,562 (men) GROOM! (Teddy) HOW ARE WE LETTING THIS HAPPEN? 374 00:15:32,562 --> 00:15:36,366 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW ARE WE JUST OKAY WITH IT? OH, I'M NOT OKAY. I'M JEALOUS. 375 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,708 CRISTINA GETS TO LIVE OUT THE 20s WE NEVER GOT TO 376 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:41,711 'CAUSE WE WERE STUCK IN MED SCHOOL. 377 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:44,714 WATCH, TEN YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL ALL HAVE A MIDLIFE CRISIS 378 00:15:44,714 --> 00:15:48,048 AND END UP DOING THE SAME THING. EXCEPT WE'LL BE IN OUR 40s AND WON'T LOOK AS CUTE. 379 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,050 HOW MANY OF THOSE HAVE YOU HAD? 380 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:53,653 HEY, MY SON IS WITH HIS FATHER. I AM 24 HOURS CHILD-FREE. 381 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,526 IF CRISTINA YANG CAN TEND BAR 'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO, 382 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:59,689 THEN I CAN DRINK 'CAUSE I WANT TO. (cell phone rings) 383 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:02,092 (ring) (Callie) HAS SHE MENTIONED ME? 384 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,063 WHAT? 385 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,065 I KNOW SHE WRITES TO YOU, 386 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,638 SO I'M ASKING YOU IF SHE'S MENTIONED ME. 387 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:12,172 WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE'S BEEN VERY, UM... 388 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,543 (snickers) 389 00:16:13,543 --> 00:16:17,077 SHE'S, UH, SHE JUST SORT OF DOVE RIGHT INTO THE MEDICINE, 390 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:21,111 AND SHE'S BEEN--SHE'S BEEN BUSY AND JUST, UH... 391 00:16:21,111 --> 00:16:24,254 DOES THAT HELP AT ALL? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. I HONEST-- 392 00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:27,017 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I AM HERE AGAIN. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS. 393 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,360 YOU'RE NOT GOING DOWN THIS RABBIT HOLE. I HAVE TO START ALL OVER. 394 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,363 ALL OVER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 395 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,125 I DO. 396 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:38,498 YOU MIGHT NEED A LITTLE SEXUAL PALATE CLEANSER. 397 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,300 A PALATE CLEANSER? 398 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,002 ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT? IT WORKS. 399 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,704 SEXUAL SORBET? 400 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,037 (laughs) I LOVE IT! 401 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,179 (laughs) (laughing) I LIKE IT. 402 00:16:49,179 --> 00:16:50,680 (Callie laughs) 403 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,012 YOU SEE THAT REDHEAD BACK THERE? MM-HMM. 404 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,015 SHE'S BEEN EYEING YOU ALL NIGHT. 405 00:16:56,015 --> 00:17:00,150 (laughs) REALLY? 406 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,591 OH. 407 00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:04,124 (laughs) OKAY. YEAH. OKAY. 408 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,126 THANK YOU, MARK. 409 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,298 ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA, UM, I'M GONNA GO FOR IT. 410 00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:10,130 OH, NO. OH, OH. (laughs) 411 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,532 WISH ME LUCK. (Miranda chuckles) 412 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,204 (Owen) ALL RIGHT, 413 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:16,406 LIVER HEMORRHAGE IS UNDER CONTROL. 414 00:17:16,406 --> 00:17:19,369 LET'S MOVE ON. OH, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. NOPE, TWO. 415 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:22,772 WHAT IS THAT? PART OF THE STEERING COLUMN, MAYBE. 416 00:17:22,772 --> 00:17:25,315 MIGHT HAVE SHATTERED INSIDE THE ABDOMEN. 417 00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:27,317 THERE'S AN INFRARENAL HEMATOMA. 418 00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,419 ALL RIGHT. WE SHOULD EXPOSE THE RETROPERITONEUM. GOOD IDEA. 419 00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:32,082 I'LL GET THE AORTA BELOW THE MESOCOLON. SLOW DOWN, AVERY. 420 00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:34,224 WE NEED PROXIMAL CONTROL FIRST. 421 00:17:34,224 --> 00:17:36,126 YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR THIS KID'S DASHBOARD, 422 00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:39,229 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. CAN I GET SOME MORE LIGHT IN HERE, PLEASE? 423 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,391 DR. HUNT? MM-HMM. 424 00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:44,734 HIS PARENTS ARE HERE. THEY'RE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE. 425 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:47,397 AVERY. I'M STAYING. 426 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,738 (instruments clatter) 427 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:52,202 I'D--I'D--I'D LIKE TO STAY. 428 00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,073 (monitor beeping, suction gurgling) 429 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,846 GREY, TELL 'EM WHERE WE'RE AT. 430 00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:59,449 OKAY. 431 00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:06,256 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE ATTENDINGS' LOUNGE? 432 00:18:06,256 --> 00:18:08,658 YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE. PIZZA? 433 00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:11,721 (exhales) I HAVE STUPID TEENAGE PATIENTS 434 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:14,424 WHO SUPERGLUED THEMSELVES TOGETHER SO THEIR PARENTS 435 00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:17,096 CAN'T TEAR THEM APART. MM. THAT SOUNDS ROMANTIC. 436 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,099 YEAH. MORE LIKE MORONIC. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET THEM APART 437 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,273 WITHOUT TAKING OFF HALF THEIR SKIN. TRY ACETONE. 438 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,406 TRY GOING AWAY. (sighs) MEREDITH, ANY IDEAS? MM. ACETONE? 439 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,778 THANK YOU. (elevator bell dings) 440 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,210 (sighs) 441 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,112 SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH STARK? 442 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,115 HE'S A LAZY, A BACKSTABBING WEASEL. WHY? BECAUSE I CALLED HIM IN TO EXAMINE THIS PATIENT-- 443 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,418 YOU CALLED HIM IN? HA! I WISH I COULDA SEEN THAT. 444 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,621 YOU DON'T CALL STARK. WELL, MY KID JUST HAD PECTUS EXCAVATUM SURGERY, 445 00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,623 AND HE WAS IN SERIOUS PAIN. 446 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625 YESTERDAY MY FUNDOPLICATION PATIENT WAS VOMITING. 447 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,397 YOU DON'T CALL STARK. 448 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:49,859 WELL, THIS KID'S MOTHER IS A NURSE AT SEATTLE PRES. 449 00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:52,602 LET'S PLAY A GAME. THERE'S ONE RULE. 450 00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,434 YOU DON'T CALL STARK. 451 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,906 ALEX, I'M SERIOUS. NORMALLY I WOULD HANDLE THIS MYSELF. 452 00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:59,609 BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN ON PEDS IN A WHILE, 453 00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:03,313 AND YOU KNOW THE COMPLICATIONS WITH THESE KIDS. DID YOU ORDER BLOOD WORK AND A C.T.? 454 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,316 MM-HMM. I'D ADD AN L.D.H., A C.R.P. AND A SED RATE. 455 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:09,479 I MEAN, WITH STARK, YOU HAVE TO COVER ALL YOUR BASES 456 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,481 SO IF YOU DO END UP CALLING HIM, 457 00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:15,325 HE HAS NO EXCUSE BUT TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND COME IN. 458 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:17,287 ♪♪♪ 459 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:18,788 (gasps) THANK YOU. 460 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,290 OH-HOO-HOO. 461 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:23,293 WELL, TURNS OUT, SHE WAS EYEING MY NEW HAIRCUT 462 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,835 AND NOT ME. 463 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:28,338 I GAVE HER THE HAIRDRESSER'S NUMBER, THOUGH, SO... 464 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,641 (sighs) WELL, YOU TRIED. YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. 465 00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:33,873 THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. UH, YEAH, NO. 466 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,705 ACTUALLY, THAT COUNTS FOR NOTHIN'. 467 00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,677 'CAUSE I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE EVERY DAY. 468 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,510 YOU KNOW, I WRITE ONLINE PROFILES, 469 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:44,183 AND I CHECK THE BOXES THAT SAY I LIKE HIKING 470 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,485 AND DOGS AN-- 471 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,557 IS THERE A BOX FOR FISTULAS? 472 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:49,559 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I WANT-- 473 00:19:49,559 --> 00:19:52,292 A GUY THAT CAN TALK FISTULAS. 474 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,265 I WANT A GUY THAT CAN DIRECT ME 475 00:19:55,265 --> 00:19:58,828 TOWARDS A BETTER SCIENTIFIC UNDERSTANDING 476 00:19:58,828 --> 00:20:03,273 OF JUST WHY A FISTULA MAY OCCUR 477 00:20:03,273 --> 00:20:05,875 IN PATIENTS THAT ARE HEALTHY ONE MINUTE 478 00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:08,778 AND DIE THE NEXT. 479 00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:11,311 ♪♪♪ 480 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,744 FIND A MAN THAT'S INTERESTED IN FISTULAS 481 00:20:14,744 --> 00:20:16,516 ANDPANCREASESES, 482 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,289 AND YOU'LL FIND A MAN 483 00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:23,523 THAT'SNOTINTERNET DATING. 484 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,295 (bell on door jingles) 485 00:20:25,295 --> 00:20:27,397 (glass shatters) 486 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:30,400 (whirring) 487 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,262 (woman speaks indistinctly over p.a.) 488 00:20:32,262 --> 00:20:34,734 (indistinct conversations) 489 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,235 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 490 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,237 YOU DIDN'T CALL STARK AGAIN, DID YOU? 491 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,240 NO. I'M NOT CALLING HIM UNTIL I GET MY C.T. RESULTS, 492 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,242 AND THERE'S ONLY ONE C.T. TECH DOWN THERE, 493 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,475 AND HE'S REALLY BACKED UP, SO... 494 00:20:45,475 --> 00:20:48,478 (elevator bell dings) HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I HATE THE NIGHT SHIFT 495 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,950 AND I HATE STARK? 496 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,952 HEY, CHIEF. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IT'S LATE. 497 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,355 WELL, WHEN A SCREAMING MOTHER CALLS ME AT HOME 498 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,887 TO TELL ME MY RESIDENTS ARE ABOUT TO KILL HER SON, 499 00:20:57,887 --> 00:21:00,330 TIME BECOMES IRRELEVANT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 500 00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:03,463 DR. GREY, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MRS. McNEIL? SHE CALLED YOU? I DID NOT GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER. 501 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,465 SHE'S A NURSE. SHE WORKED THE SYSTEM. 502 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,398 BUT WHAT CONCERNS ME IS NOT HOW SHE GOT MY NUMBER. 503 00:21:08,398 --> 00:21:10,800 IT'S WHY SHE FELT THE NEED TO CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 504 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,373 NOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! I HAVE A PLAN IN PLACE. I'M JUST WAITING FOR A C.T., 505 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:16,376 AND THE GUY IS JUST VERY BACKED UP DOWN THERE. 506 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,448 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING? TWO HOURS. 507 00:21:18,448 --> 00:21:19,749 (elevator bell dings) 508 00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:21,351 GET UP. 509 00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:22,982 EXCUSE ME? 510 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,555 GET ON YOUR FEET. 511 00:21:25,555 --> 00:21:28,988 NOW I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE A LITTLE BEHIND SCHEDULE. 512 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,321 YEAH. IT'S JUST ME TONIGHT, SO WE'RE BACKED UP. 513 00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:34,364 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE ON-CALL TECH? WELL, HE WASN'T FEELING SO HOT. 514 00:21:34,364 --> 00:21:37,327 I THOUGHT I'D CUT HIM A BREAK. HE DOES THE SAME FOR ME. LISTEN... HAWK. 515 00:21:37,327 --> 00:21:39,298 WE'RE IN THE BUSINESS OF SAVING LIVES. 516 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,901 NOW I DON'T CARE IF YOUR FRIEND IS LYING IN A DITCH BLEEDING, 517 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,903 HE WILL COME IN TONIGHT. 518 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,437 NOW GET HIM ON THE PHONE. NOW. 519 00:21:47,437 --> 00:21:49,839 (keypad beeps) (under breath) GIVE ME THAT. 520 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:52,081 (normal voice) HELLO. 521 00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,914 NO, THIS IS NOT YOUR DUDE. THIS IS CHIEF WEBBER. 522 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,787 WHAT DO I NEED? I NEED YOU TO GET YOURSELF INTO THIS HOSPITAL 523 00:21:57,787 --> 00:22:00,790 IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, OR YOU AND YOUR DUDE 524 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:03,953 CAN KISS YOUR JOBS GOOD-BYE! 525 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:06,956 NOWTHAT'SHOW YOU GET THINGS DONE AT NIGHT. 526 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:13,002 (Lexie) I JUST LEFT LUCAS IN SURGERY. 527 00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:15,665 HE'S CRITICAL. IT'S VERY TOUCH AND GO AT THIS POINT. 528 00:22:15,665 --> 00:22:17,707 BUT WE'RE STILL WORKING, AND, UM, 529 00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:19,839 WE'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON HIS CONDITION. 530 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,371 THANK YOU. OKAY, THANKS. 531 00:22:21,371 --> 00:22:23,373 OKAY, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 532 00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:24,874 (man) AND REILLY? 533 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,877 (woman) OUR OTHER SON--REILLY? HOW'S REILLY? 534 00:22:33,423 --> 00:22:37,427 H-HAS ANYONE TALKED TO YOU? 535 00:22:37,427 --> 00:22:39,629 NO. WE'VE BEEN WAITING. 536 00:22:41,391 --> 00:22:44,534 OKAY. UM... 537 00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:45,895 OKAY. 538 00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:52,402 MR. AND MRS. NASH, 539 00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:54,043 I'M, UH, I'M--I'M AFRAID-- 540 00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,545 NO. NO! 541 00:22:55,545 --> 00:22:57,146 I'M SORRY TO SAY THAT... PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT. 542 00:22:57,146 --> 00:22:59,709 REILLY! PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT. PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT. 543 00:22:59,709 --> 00:23:02,512 DESPITE OUR BEST EFFORTS TO SAVE REILLY'S LIFE... REILLY! NOT MY BABY! 544 00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:04,814 NO, NO, NO! GOD, NO! NO! NO! HIS INJURIES WERE TOO SEVERE... 545 00:23:04,814 --> 00:23:07,957 NOT MY BABY! AND HE DIED IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. 546 00:23:07,957 --> 00:23:09,989 OH, MY GOD! MY BABY! NOT MY BABY! 547 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,991 I'M SO SORRY. 548 00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,526 (sobbing and screaming) 549 00:23:16,526 --> 00:23:19,969 NO! NO. 550 00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:21,971 (sobbing) OH, MY GOD! 551 00:23:21,971 --> 00:23:26,436 NO! NO! 552 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,448 OH, PLEASE TELL ME HE'S GONNA LIVE. 553 00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,950 THE PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE BROTHER DIED. 554 00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:43,623 NOT TO MENTION HOW HE'S GONNA FEEL WHEN HE FINDS OUT. 555 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:47,026 HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF-- SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP. PLEASE. 556 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:48,658 AVERY. SORRY. SORRY. I JUST-- 557 00:23:48,658 --> 00:23:51,030 THIS IS A REALLY TRICKY PART RIGHT HERE. 558 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:54,504 THERE'S SOMETHING... WHAT IS THIS? 559 00:23:54,504 --> 00:23:57,537 ALL RIGHT, MORE SUCTION AND SOME LAPS IN HERE. HERE. 560 00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,039 IS THAT A PIECE OF THE TURN SIGNAL? COME ON. 561 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,572 IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE AORTA. I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S-- 562 00:24:02,572 --> 00:24:04,674 IF IT'S KISSING IT OR IF IT'S--IT'S PERFED. 563 00:24:04,674 --> 00:24:07,446 GIVE ME SOME UMBILICAL TAPE, AND LET'S PULL IT 564 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,549 SO WE CAN GET SOME CONTROL. 565 00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,221 ALL RIGHT. 566 00:24:12,221 --> 00:24:15,855 OKAY, PULLING. PULLING. 567 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,228 ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DON'T. DON'T, DON'T. DAMN IT! 568 00:24:19,228 --> 00:24:21,561 CLAMP. GIVE ME THE CLAMP. 569 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:24,093 AVERY, I'LL DO THIS. NO, GIVE ME THE CLAMP. GIVE ME THE CLAMP. 570 00:24:24,093 --> 00:24:25,795 HERE. TAKE THIS. GOT IT. 571 00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:29,198 I'VE GOT THE BLEEDER. I'VE GOT THE BLEEDER RIGHT HERE. 572 00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:32,742 (monitor beeping erratically) 573 00:24:32,742 --> 00:24:35,705 (suction gurgling) 574 00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:37,807 (beeping normalizes) 575 00:24:37,807 --> 00:24:40,479 NICE WORK. 576 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,552 NICE WORK, AVERY. 577 00:24:42,552 --> 00:24:44,714 (suction gurgling) 578 00:24:44,714 --> 00:24:47,517 (indistinct conversations) 579 00:24:47,517 --> 00:24:48,958 SO THIS WON'T STING, 580 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:50,960 BUT AS THE SKIN STARTS TO SEPARATE, 581 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,722 YOU MAY FEEL SOME PAIN. 582 00:24:52,722 --> 00:24:55,525 I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN RIGHT NOW. 583 00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:57,767 ME, TOO. (cell phone rings) 584 00:24:57,767 --> 00:24:59,599 OH, IT'S YOUR MOTHER, LAUREN. 585 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,802 THIS IS JUST GONNA TAKE A FEW MORE MINUTES, RIGHT? HOPEFULLY. 586 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,675 (ring) 587 00:25:05,675 --> 00:25:08,738 IS IT WORKING? GOD, I CAN'T LOOK. 588 00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:11,240 PLEASE. IF WE COULD JUST STAY TOGETHER ONE MORE DAY-- 589 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,813 WELL, YOU'LL DEFINITELY BE TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER HOUR, 590 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,885 BECAUSE THIS... IS NOT WORKING. 591 00:25:15,885 --> 00:25:17,687 YES! 592 00:25:17,687 --> 00:25:20,219 (kissing sounds) 593 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,252 OH, DR. BAILEY. 594 00:25:23,252 --> 00:25:24,594 YES. 595 00:25:24,594 --> 00:25:26,225 DR. BAILEY. 596 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,227 OH. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 597 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,229 I'M NOT HERE. YOU DON'T SEE ME. 598 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,231 I JUST NEED A NAP BEFORE I GO HOME, 599 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,233 BUT FIRST I NEED SOME FOOD. 600 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,235 UH, THIS WILL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 601 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,237 I'VE GOT THESE 2 15 YEAR OLDS. 602 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:39,909 THEY SUPERGLUED THEMSELVES TOGETHER. (giggling) 603 00:25:39,909 --> 00:25:42,912 UH, THEY'RE IN LOVE OR WHATEVER THEY THINK THEY ARE. 604 00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:44,914 ANYWAY, I-I TRIED, UH, PETROLEUM AND ACETONE 605 00:25:44,914 --> 00:25:46,616 TO SEPARATE THEM, BUT-- 606 00:25:46,616 --> 00:25:48,077 DON'T SEPARATE THEM. 607 00:25:48,077 --> 00:25:49,548 WHAT? 608 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,782 YOUNG PEOPLE NEED LOVE, TOO, KEPNER. 609 00:25:52,782 --> 00:25:54,724 WE ALL NEED LOVE. 610 00:25:54,724 --> 00:25:57,727 (whirring) IF THE WORLD HAD MORE LOVE, 611 00:25:57,727 --> 00:26:01,631 WE COULD GET RID OF WARS AND FISTULAS. 612 00:26:01,631 --> 00:26:04,934 (whiny voice) WHY WON'T THIS DAMN THING TAKE MY MONEY? 613 00:26:04,934 --> 00:26:07,997 DR. BAILEY, ARE YOU DRUNK? 614 00:26:07,997 --> 00:26:09,669 (normal voice) TIPSY. 615 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,041 A-A LITTLE TIPSY. 616 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,202 RIGHT. 617 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:15,204 UM, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD 618 00:26:15,204 --> 00:26:17,707 AND TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR YOU. OH. 619 00:26:17,707 --> 00:26:19,278 MM-HMM. YEAH. 620 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:23,352 (scanner whirring) 621 00:26:23,352 --> 00:26:26,786 (scanner thumping) 622 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,718 HEY, DR. ALTMAN. 623 00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:30,720 ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A CONSULT? 624 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,722 I'M JUST WAITING ON SOME C.T. RESULTS. 625 00:26:32,722 --> 00:26:35,825 OH, WELL, JOE TOOK MY KEYS, SO I'M--I'M PRETTY SURE... 626 00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:39,028 (whispers) I SHOULDN'T BE PRACTICING MEDICINE. WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN? 627 00:26:39,028 --> 00:26:40,730 (normal voice) WELL, I'M KILLING TIME 628 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:43,833 UNTIL JOE GIVES ME MY KEYS BACK. CAN'T YOU DO THAT AT THE BAR? 629 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:46,205 CRISTINA YANG IS BARTENDING, SO, NO, I CAN'T. 630 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,907 IT'S JUST-- IT'S TOO DEPRESSING. 631 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,880 CRISTINA'S BARTENDING AS, WHAT, SOME KIND OF JOKE OR-- 632 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,042 AS SOME KIND OF BARTENDER. 633 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,744 (elevator bell dings) YEAH, I KNOW. 634 00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:57,747 THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE? THAT'S HOW MY WHOLE BODY FEELS, 635 00:26:57,747 --> 00:27:00,690 AND NOT JUST 'CAUSE CRISTINA MAKES 636 00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:02,151 THE WORLD'S STRONGEST DRINK, 637 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:04,153 BUT BECAUSE MY ASPIRATIONAL COUPLE 638 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:06,225 HAS BROKEN UP, 639 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:08,758 AND THEY'RE LIVING ON TWO SEPARATE CONTINENTS, 640 00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:10,629 AND 'CAUSE I'M DATING MEN 641 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,631 WHO STILL LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHER. 642 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,633 BUT THEY DON'T ADMIT THAT ON THEIR PROFILES. 643 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,265 THEY WAIT. 644 00:27:16,265 --> 00:27:18,808 THEY WAIT--THANK YOU. 645 00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:21,711 THEY WAIT UNTIL I'VE SPENT AN HOUR APPLYING MY MAKEUP 646 00:27:21,711 --> 00:27:23,112 AND DRIVING CROSSTOWN, 647 00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:27,677 AND THEN THEY TELL ME THAT SMALL LITTLE DETAIL. 648 00:27:27,677 --> 00:27:30,319 THANK YOU. 649 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,981 OH. OH. 650 00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:33,983 AND MY STAR STUDENT, 651 00:27:33,983 --> 00:27:38,688 MY MOST PROMISING RESIDENT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN, 652 00:27:38,688 --> 00:27:41,330 IS MIXING IRISH CAR BOMBS FOR A BACHELOR PARTY 653 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:43,162 OVER AT JOE'S BAR. 654 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,264 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION 655 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:49,298 THAT SHE'S LETTING THE BACHELORS FEEL HER UP AT WILL, 656 00:27:49,298 --> 00:27:51,701 'CAUSE THAT JUST ADDS INSULT TO INJURY. 657 00:27:51,701 --> 00:27:54,303 CRAP. I'M--I'MREALLYDRUNK. 658 00:27:54,303 --> 00:27:56,445 PICTURES ARE UP. 659 00:27:58,047 --> 00:28:01,050 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THAT REDHEAD MISSED OUT. 660 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,953 (laughs) IF JOE'S WERE A LESBIAN BAR, 661 00:28:03,953 --> 00:28:06,716 YOU'D HAVE BEEN UP TO YOUR EARS IN-- PLEASE DON'T SAY VAGINA. 662 00:28:06,716 --> 00:28:08,788 WELL, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO. 663 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,790 (laughs) GOD. OOH. 664 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,361 I HATE BEING DRUNK. 665 00:28:12,361 --> 00:28:14,794 (sighs) YOU THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL AWESOME AND HAPPY, 666 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:17,366 BUT IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL TIRED AND GROSS. 667 00:28:17,366 --> 00:28:19,698 WELL, YANG LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS HAVING FUN TONIGHT. 668 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,700 WHAT, THE CRAZY PARTY GIRL THING? 669 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,733 THAT'S CRAP. 670 00:28:23,733 --> 00:28:25,735 EVERY GIRL WHO CLIMBS UP ON A TABLE 671 00:28:25,735 --> 00:28:28,307 THINKS SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE ROOM, BUT... 672 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:31,440 REALLY, SHE'S JUST DANCING ALONE. 673 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,282 YOU OKAY? 674 00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:35,945 YEAH. (exhales deeply) 675 00:28:35,945 --> 00:28:38,717 I JUST... I NEED TO SLEEP. 676 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,850 I NEED TO SLEEP. 677 00:28:40,850 --> 00:28:41,851 (groans) 678 00:28:41,851 --> 00:28:43,923 ALL RIGHT. 679 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,255 (exhales) OH, YEAH. 680 00:28:46,255 --> 00:28:48,157 MM. 681 00:28:48,157 --> 00:28:50,860 (sighs) 682 00:28:50,860 --> 00:28:53,732 (laughs) 683 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,805 MM. 684 00:28:55,805 --> 00:28:58,007 DREW'S GOT A PERFORATED ULCER. 685 00:28:58,007 --> 00:29:00,840 AND CRISTINA'S WORKING AT JOE'S. WHAT? 686 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,471 FORGET IT. IT'S BLEEDING, 687 00:29:02,471 --> 00:29:05,144 AND IT MUST BE FROM THE ANTI-INFLAMMATORIES. WAIT. WH-WHAT ABOUT CRISTINA? 688 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:07,016 SHE'S A BARTENDER NOW. 689 00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:10,049 I CALLED STARK IN AND NO ANSWER. WELL, BIG SURPRISE. 690 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:12,421 THIS KID NEEDS SURGERY. I KNOW. 691 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,257 (Meredith) MRS. McNEIL. 692 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,530 THIS IS ALEX KAREV. HE'LL BE CONSULTING ON YOUR SON'S CASE. 693 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:24,233 THE C.T. SCAN REVEALED THAT YOUR SON HAS A PERFORATED ULCER. 694 00:29:24,233 --> 00:29:26,435 THAT'S WHAT'S CAUSING HIS PAIN. 695 00:29:26,435 --> 00:29:28,838 SO DOES HE NEED SURGERY? YES. 696 00:29:28,838 --> 00:29:31,440 AND WE'VE CALLED DR. STARK, AND HE'S ON HIS WAY. 697 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,402 WE CAN START PREPPING HIM IMMEDIATELY. 698 00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:35,404 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 699 00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:41,180 OKAY, SO HOLD ON. ARE WE REALLY 700 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,913 GONNA CALL IN A WHOLE O.R. TEAM WITHOUT AN ATTENDING? 701 00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:46,215 I MEAN, WHAT IF STARK DOESN'T ANSWER THE PAGE? 702 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:49,919 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T COME IN ON TIME? WHAT IF THE KID DIES WHILE WE'RE WAITING TO FIND OUT? 703 00:29:49,919 --> 00:29:51,921 LOOK, I'M TAKING THIS KID TO THE O.R. 704 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:53,893 WHETHER STARK COMES OR NOT. LIKE THE CHIEF SAID. 705 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:56,795 THIS IS HOW YOU GET THINGS DONE AT NIGHT. WHAT IF WE HAVE TO DO A TRUNCAL VAGATOMY 706 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,969 OR A PYLOROPLASTY? HAVE YOU EVER DONE THOSE ON YOUR OWN? 707 00:29:59,969 --> 00:30:03,132 NOT ONLY CAN I DO IT. I CAN DO IT BETTER THAN STARK. 708 00:30:03,132 --> 00:30:04,834 ARE YOU IN OR OUT? 709 00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:07,937 WELL, LIKE HELL IF I'M GONNA LET YOU DO IT WITHOUT ME. 710 00:30:07,937 --> 00:30:09,979 I'M IN. 711 00:30:20,149 --> 00:30:22,151 OKAY. IS HE UNDER? 712 00:30:22,151 --> 00:30:24,153 IS HE TALKING? YEAH. HE'S UNDER. 713 00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:26,555 NO WORD FROM STARK YET? 714 00:30:26,555 --> 00:30:29,959 NO. CALL HIM EVERY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL HE ANSWERS. 715 00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:31,961 (Alex) AND PAGE DR. BAILEY. BAILEY'S NOT ON CALL TONIGHT. 716 00:30:31,961 --> 00:30:35,504 JUST KEEP CALLING HER. I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD DO THIS BETTER THAN STARK. 717 00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:37,166 SHUT UP. ALL RIGHT. 718 00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,969 ALL RIGHT. 10-BLADE. 719 00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:43,512 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 720 00:30:52,581 --> 00:30:56,025 (hums) 721 00:30:56,025 --> 00:30:57,526 (cell phone rings) 722 00:30:57,526 --> 00:30:59,959 OOH. IT'S THE O.R. 723 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,431 (laughs) 724 00:31:02,431 --> 00:31:03,592 (ring) 725 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:06,265 UH, H-HELLO. 726 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,437 UH, D-DR. BAILEY'S PHONE. (laughs) DR. BAILEY'S PHONE. 727 00:31:08,437 --> 00:31:11,100 (snorts) NO, SHE IS, UM, SHE'S INDISPOSED... 728 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,601 (laughs) AT THE MOMENT. 729 00:31:12,601 --> 00:31:14,944 COULD YOU P-PAGE SOMEONE ELSE? THANK YOU. (laughs) 730 00:31:14,944 --> 00:31:18,147 OKAY, GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. NOW GIVE ME MY PHONE. 731 00:31:18,147 --> 00:31:19,648 I NEED TO CALL BEN. 732 00:31:19,648 --> 00:31:21,280 WHO'S BEN? 733 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,282 MY EX. I DUMPED HIM, 734 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:26,885 WHICH I NOW REALIZE WAS A BIG MISTAKE, 735 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,118 SO I WANT TO CALL HIM. 736 00:31:29,118 --> 00:31:33,062 I WANT TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM I HAVE NEEDS, 737 00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:36,225 'CAUSE HE UNDERSTOOD 738 00:31:36,225 --> 00:31:38,928 HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MY NEEDS 739 00:31:38,928 --> 00:31:41,931 IN A WAY MY HUSBANDDID NOT. 740 00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:45,304 I WANT TO TELL HIM THAT. HA! SO GIVE ME MY PHONE. 741 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:48,007 ARE--ARE--ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? GIVE ME-- 742 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:49,308 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, UH, 743 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,310 DRUNK DIALING NEVER REALLY ENDS WELL. I-- 744 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:54,083 YOU ARE A VIRGIN. 745 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,414 WOW. 746 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:58,017 WORD REALLY DOES TRAVEL AROUND HERE. 747 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:01,220 I'M BAILEY. I KNOW EVERYTHING. 748 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,152 KEP--COME HERE, KEPNER. 749 00:32:03,152 --> 00:32:06,225 COME. CLOSER. 750 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,657 (singsongy) CLOSER. 751 00:32:10,499 --> 00:32:13,032 (normal voice) ALEX KAREV IS NOT THE BOY 752 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:15,034 YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR MAIDEN VOYAGE WITH. 753 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,036 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. YES, I KNOW. 754 00:32:17,036 --> 00:32:19,538 I AM AWARE. UH, YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME. 755 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:21,540 YOU TAKE YOUR MAIDEN VOYAGE... (laughs) 756 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:24,043 WITH ANICEBOY, AKINDBOY, 757 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,515 A BOY WHO LOVES YOU, 758 00:32:26,515 --> 00:32:28,517 A BOY THAT YOU LOVE SO MUCH, 759 00:32:28,517 --> 00:32:30,679 YOU WANNA SUPERGLUE YOURSELF TO HIM. 760 00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:33,222 YOU WAIT. YOU HEAR ME? KEEP YOUR... 761 00:32:33,222 --> 00:32:35,224 (slaps leg) KNEES TOGETHER. 762 00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:37,426 'CAUSE BELIEVE ME, 763 00:32:37,426 --> 00:32:41,090 EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T MET YOUR BEN YET... 764 00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:45,334 (laughs) YOU WILL MEET YOUR BEN. 765 00:32:45,334 --> 00:32:47,336 NOT MY BEN, 766 00:32:47,336 --> 00:32:49,668 BUT YOUR OWN BEN... (chuckles) 767 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:54,703 WHO MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE CALLED BEN. 768 00:32:56,745 --> 00:33:01,150 USE SOAP AND WARM WATER. 769 00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:04,253 (sighs) 770 00:33:04,253 --> 00:33:08,057 ON... MY MAIDEN VOYAGE? 771 00:33:08,057 --> 00:33:10,089 ON THE SUPERGLUE. OH, YEAH. 772 00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:12,661 USE SOAP, WATER, AND PUT A LITTLE ACETONE IN. 773 00:33:12,661 --> 00:33:14,163 IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM. 774 00:33:14,163 --> 00:33:16,195 OKAY. YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU. 775 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:19,068 MM-HMM. MM. 776 00:33:19,068 --> 00:33:21,200 MM. 777 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,432 (men) SALT! SALT! COME ON. HERE WE GO. 778 00:33:23,432 --> 00:33:24,673 (sighs) 779 00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:27,036 (man) YEAH! YOU WANT SOME MORE WATER? 780 00:33:27,036 --> 00:33:28,507 MNH-MNH. 781 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,039 (man) COME ON. YOU GOT IT. 782 00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:33,011 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD FIRE HER FOR DRINKING ON THE JOB. 783 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,044 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I DID THAT THREE HOURS AGO. 784 00:33:35,044 --> 00:33:37,386 TAKE HER HOME. CAN'T. NOT UNTIL SHE WANTS TO GO. 785 00:33:37,386 --> 00:33:39,688 WHY NOT? BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE TELLING HER 786 00:33:39,688 --> 00:33:42,391 WHAT TO DO, AND SHE DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM ME. NO, BACK UP. 787 00:33:42,391 --> 00:33:44,393 (man) 10-YARD PENALTY! 788 00:33:44,393 --> 00:33:47,196 (clears throat) (sighs) SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 789 00:33:47,196 --> 00:33:49,058 I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND DRINK WATER, 790 00:33:49,058 --> 00:33:52,401 MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T LEAVE WITH ANYBODY. REALLY? THAT--THAT'S YOUR WHOLE PLAN? 791 00:33:52,401 --> 00:33:56,165 WELL, IF SHE'S GONNA ACT LIKE A STRIPPER... (Cristina and men laughing) 792 00:33:56,165 --> 00:33:58,637 I'M GONNA ACT LIKE A BOUNCER. 793 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:01,110 (chuckles) OH, GOD. 794 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:03,742 (men shouting indistinctly) 795 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,245 DICTATE THE OP NOTES AND MONITOR HIS A.B.G.s 796 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:07,746 I'M GONNA RACK OUT. 797 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:11,180 I GOTTA BE BACK HERE IN-- GOD--TWO HOURS. 798 00:34:11,180 --> 00:34:13,182 I GOT IT. GO. 799 00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:15,654 ALL RIGHT. 800 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,087 GOOD WORK, AVERY. 801 00:34:18,087 --> 00:34:20,089 GO TALK TO THE PARENTS. 802 00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:22,631 GIVE THEM... THE GOOD NEWS, OKAY? 803 00:34:22,631 --> 00:34:24,133 OKAY. 804 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:31,470 YOU CAN, UM, YOU CAN TALK TO ME, YOU KNOW, 805 00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,142 IF YOU WANT TO TALK. 806 00:34:33,142 --> 00:34:34,803 ABOUT WHAT? 807 00:34:34,803 --> 00:34:36,475 (pen scratches paper) 808 00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,607 I HEAR YOU EVERY NIGHT. 809 00:34:38,607 --> 00:34:40,109 (sighs) 810 00:34:40,109 --> 00:34:42,281 YOU KNOW, I-I'M JUST SAYING, I HAD SLEEP PROBLEMS, 811 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,283 AND THEY TURNED OUT TO BE REAL PROBLEMS. 812 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:48,086 YEAH. WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. 813 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,419 THAT KID WAS PRACTICALLY DEAD WHEN HE GOT HERE, 814 00:34:50,419 --> 00:34:53,122 AND I PULLED HALF OF HIS CAR OUT OF HIM, 815 00:34:53,122 --> 00:34:54,423 SO HE LIVED. 816 00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:56,425 HE'S GONNA LIVE TO BE STUPID ANOTHER DAY 817 00:34:56,425 --> 00:34:58,267 BECAUSE OF ME. 818 00:34:58,267 --> 00:35:00,269 THOSE PARENTS AREN'T GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING 819 00:35:00,269 --> 00:35:01,870 BECAUSE OF ME. 820 00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:04,573 I CALL THAT A PRETTY GREAT NIGHT. 821 00:35:04,573 --> 00:35:06,535 (thumps counter) 822 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:08,777 SO WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 823 00:35:08,777 --> 00:35:11,780 ♪♪♪ 824 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,185 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 825 00:35:16,185 --> 00:35:17,886 ANY WORD FROM STARK? 826 00:35:17,886 --> 00:35:20,249 NO. 827 00:35:20,249 --> 00:35:23,452 HERE'S THE PERF. ANTERIOR DUODENUM. 828 00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:25,824 WELL, WE COULD DO A GRAHAM PATCH. 829 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,826 EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, FELLOW SURGEON. 830 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:29,898 2-0 SILK, PLEASE, BOKI. 831 00:35:29,898 --> 00:35:32,201 (monitor beeping rhythmically) 832 00:35:32,201 --> 00:35:34,703 CAN YOU BELIEVE WE CALLED AN ENTIRE O.R. TEAM 833 00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:36,865 AND THEY CAME? AMAZING. 834 00:35:36,865 --> 00:35:39,208 WE'VE GOT BALLS. CLAMP. YOU'VE GOT BALLS. 835 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:43,312 I'VE GOT COJONES. YOU KNOW THOSE ARE BALLS, RIGHT? 836 00:35:43,312 --> 00:35:45,774 (man) ♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER ♪ 837 00:35:45,774 --> 00:35:47,846 ♪ ANYMORE ♪ ♪ ANYMORE ♪ 838 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,448 OH. 839 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:52,451 I WAS JUST THIRSTY. I DIDN'T WAKE YOU, DID I? 840 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:54,152 OH, NO. 841 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:58,427 NO, I WAS, UM... AWAKE. 842 00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:01,290 WATER? 843 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,492 (exhales) 844 00:36:03,492 --> 00:36:07,236 I WANT, UM... 845 00:36:07,236 --> 00:36:08,767 ♪♪♪ 846 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,199 SORBET. 847 00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,271 SWEET TOOTH? 848 00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,943 I THINK I HAVE SOME COOKIES AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 849 00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:17,246 MARK. 850 00:36:17,246 --> 00:36:19,248 ♪♪♪ 851 00:36:19,248 --> 00:36:22,281 OH. 852 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,583 OH. 853 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,515 REALLY? 854 00:36:26,515 --> 00:36:28,217 ♪ WE HAVE ♪ 855 00:36:28,217 --> 00:36:30,289 REALLY. 856 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:34,693 ♪ TOOK MOST OF MY LIFE ♪ 857 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,395 (sets down glass) 858 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,897 ♪ ...ANY COST ♪ 859 00:36:42,271 --> 00:36:46,235 ♪ DON'T SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER ♪ ♪ DOESN'T MATTER ♪ 860 00:36:46,235 --> 00:36:49,408 ♪ ANYMORE ♪ ♪ ANYMORE ♪ 861 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,210 ♪♪♪ 862 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,643 MM. 863 00:37:04,293 --> 00:37:06,295 WHEW. OKAY. I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE SURGERY 864 00:37:06,295 --> 00:37:07,956 AND HIS RECOVERY PROCESS. 865 00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:09,798 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD MENTION 866 00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:12,301 HIS HIGH CHANCE FOR INFECTION OR... I DON'T KNOW. 867 00:37:12,301 --> 00:37:15,304 I DON'T WANT TO WORRY THEM ANY MORE THAN I HAVE TO. 868 00:37:15,304 --> 00:37:18,367 NO, JUST... TELL THEM HE'S GONNA FEEL PRETTY AWFUL... 869 00:37:18,367 --> 00:37:22,571 THAT HE LIVED AND HIS BROTHER DIED... 870 00:37:22,571 --> 00:37:26,345 THAT EVERY TIME HE FEELS GLAD TO BE ALIVE... 871 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:29,318 HE'LL HATE HIMSELF FOR IT. 872 00:37:29,318 --> 00:37:32,351 JUST TELL THEM TO LOOK OUT FOR THAT. 873 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:35,324 HE WON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, 874 00:37:35,324 --> 00:37:36,985 BUT... 875 00:37:36,985 --> 00:37:39,257 HE'LL BE GLAD THEY KNOW. 876 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,991 (woman) ♪ I GOT SOMETHING I CAN NEVER TELL ♪ 877 00:37:42,991 --> 00:37:44,633 ALL RIGHT. 878 00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:47,436 ALL RIGHT. 879 00:37:47,436 --> 00:37:49,638 ♪ SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE YOU ARE INVISIBLE ♪ 880 00:37:49,638 --> 00:37:52,501 ♪ INVISIBLE, INVISIBLE, INVISIBLE, INVISIBLE ♪ 881 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:55,504 UNDER THE COVER OF DARKNESS... 882 00:37:55,504 --> 00:37:56,975 (man shouts indistinctly) (laughs) 883 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,977 PEOPLE DO THINGS THEY'D NEVER DO 884 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,350 UNDER THE HARSH GLARE OF DAY... 885 00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:03,712 (Cristina laughs) 886 00:38:03,712 --> 00:38:06,555 WHOO! (laughing) 887 00:38:06,555 --> 00:38:07,986 (laughs) 888 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,988 (bell on door jingles) (man) YEAH. NICE. 889 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,790 WHOO! WHOA. 890 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,963 IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS. IT LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 891 00:38:14,963 --> 00:38:16,565 YEAH. 892 00:38:16,565 --> 00:38:18,427 HEY, THANK YOU FOR CALLING. 893 00:38:18,427 --> 00:38:20,429 I APPRECIATE YOU STAYING, SHEPHERD. 894 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:21,730 GOOD NIGHT. 895 00:38:21,730 --> 00:38:24,373 (sighs) CRISTINA. 896 00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:26,605 (panting) 897 00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:28,677 OH, MY GOD. IT'S MY BOYFRIEND. 898 00:38:28,677 --> 00:38:30,839 HUSBAND. I'M YOUR HUSBAND. 899 00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:32,010 RIGHT. 900 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,343 SORRY, DUDE. SHE'S ALL YOURS. 901 00:38:34,343 --> 00:38:35,644 COME ON. 902 00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:38,086 OKAY. COME. COME ON. 903 00:38:38,086 --> 00:38:40,088 YEP. 904 00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:42,691 ALL RIGHT. 905 00:38:42,691 --> 00:38:45,454 GOOD NIGHT. 906 00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:48,457 ♪♪♪ 907 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,761 (April) OH, GOOD! 908 00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:55,364 YOU'RE AWAKE. INDOOR VOICE, PLEASE. 909 00:38:55,364 --> 00:38:57,105 OF COURSE. 910 00:38:57,105 --> 00:38:58,767 (latch clicks) UM, YOU KNOW... 911 00:38:58,767 --> 00:39:01,710 (exhales slowly) I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU OPENING UP TO ME. 912 00:39:01,710 --> 00:39:03,772 I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS HAVE THAT, 913 00:39:03,772 --> 00:39:06,475 LIKE, SUPER-SERIOUS DR. BAILEY FACE ON. 914 00:39:06,475 --> 00:39:08,477 I COULDN'T EVEN TELL IF YOU LIKED ME, 915 00:39:08,477 --> 00:39:11,119 BUT NOW, I MEAN, WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW IF I'D SAY 916 00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:13,622 THAT WE'RE FRIENDS EXACTLY, BUT, I MEAN, SORT OF. 917 00:39:13,622 --> 00:39:16,385 I MEAN, DON'T YOU THINK? (laughs) DR. KEPNER. 918 00:39:16,385 --> 00:39:17,526 YEAH. 919 00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:20,889 THIS... NEVER HAPPENED. 920 00:39:20,889 --> 00:39:23,462 THIS... NEVER... HAPPENED. 921 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,694 GOT IT? MM-HMM. 922 00:39:25,694 --> 00:39:27,596 SAY THE WORDS. THIS... 923 00:39:27,596 --> 00:39:30,639 NEVER HAPPENED. NEVER HAPPENED. 924 00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:32,401 YEAH. 925 00:39:32,401 --> 00:39:34,102 YEAH. (chuckles) 926 00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:36,505 OKAY. 927 00:39:36,505 --> 00:39:38,106 ♪ IN THE YARDS ♪ 928 00:39:38,106 --> 00:39:40,879 ♪ PLAYING WITH STICKS AND STONES ♪ 929 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:43,982 DECISIONS FEEL WISER... 930 00:39:43,982 --> 00:39:45,984 ♪ DIDN'T KNOW ♪ 931 00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:48,417 ♪ FEAR FROM YOUR LITTLE TOE ♪ 932 00:39:48,417 --> 00:39:49,918 (sighs) 933 00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:51,420 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 934 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:52,921 ♪ OH, OH ♪ 935 00:39:52,921 --> 00:39:54,493 PEOPLE FEEL BOLDER. 936 00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:57,966 WHAT CAN STARK DO? I MEAN, WE HAD TO OPERATE. 937 00:39:57,966 --> 00:40:01,129 HE CAN YELL. HE WILL YELL. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 938 00:40:01,129 --> 00:40:03,632 YOU KNOW, THE KID'S IN GOOD SHAPE, THE MOM'S HAPPY. 939 00:40:03,632 --> 00:40:05,634 WE DID WHAT WE WERE TRAINED TO DO. 940 00:40:05,634 --> 00:40:07,135 REMEMBER THE FIRST DAY? 941 00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:09,678 THE CHIEF SAID ONLY TWO OF US WOULD MAKE IT. 942 00:40:09,678 --> 00:40:12,481 (both) I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ME AND CRISTINA. 943 00:40:12,481 --> 00:40:14,783 (laughs) 944 00:40:14,783 --> 00:40:17,986 HOW ARE WE THE LAST TWO STANDING? 945 00:40:17,986 --> 00:40:20,489 (door opens) 946 00:40:20,489 --> 00:40:23,021 (people speaking indistinctly) 947 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:30,459 I AM GONNA MAKE YOUR LIVES A LIVING HELL. 948 00:40:30,459 --> 00:40:32,931 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA ENJOY IT. 949 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,565 YOU LIED TO MY PATIENTS. YOU HIJACKED AN O.R. 950 00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:38,707 YOU PREFORMED A SURGERY 951 00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:41,470 THAT YOU HAD NO POSSIBLE BUSINESS PERFORMING, 952 00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:43,512 AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME, 953 00:40:43,512 --> 00:40:47,015 I-I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING. 954 00:40:47,015 --> 00:40:49,548 MEDICINE HAS A HIERARCHY FOR A REASON. 955 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:51,620 IF THERE HAD BEEN A COMPLICATION, 956 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,952 YOU KNOW WHOSE ASS WOULD'VE BEEN ON THE LINE HERE? 957 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:57,055 MINE! NOT YOURS. MINE! 958 00:40:57,055 --> 00:40:59,528 YOU DOCTORS IN THIS RESIDENCY, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO 959 00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:01,530 WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT. 960 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:03,592 I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU. IAM THE ATTENDING! 961 00:41:03,592 --> 00:41:05,634 YOU ARE THE RESIDENT... 962 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:09,538 (Goldfrapp) ♪ ...CRAZY WORLD, BUT THEN SUN RESETS YOUR MIND ♪ 963 00:41:09,538 --> 00:41:13,241 BUT WHEN THE SUN RISES... 964 00:41:13,241 --> 00:41:16,605 YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY... 965 00:41:16,605 --> 00:41:18,607 FOR WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK... 966 00:41:18,607 --> 00:41:20,609 I HAD TO USE SOAP AND WATER. 967 00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:23,582 WHAT? THE ACETONE DIDN'T WORK ON THE SUPERGLUE 968 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,885 TILL I MIXED IT WITH SOAP AND WATER. I COULD USE A LITTLE SOAP AND WATER RIGHT NOW. 969 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:29,658 I FEEL DISGUSTING. I CAN SMELL YOU FROM UP HERE. 970 00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:31,660 (mouth full) MM. DIBS ON THE SHOWER. 971 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,722 I WANT A BEER. WHO'S UP FOR A BEER? MM. 972 00:41:33,722 --> 00:41:36,625 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET A BEER AT 6:00 A.M.? AT HOME. 973 00:41:36,625 --> 00:41:38,266 ♪ FEELING ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 974 00:41:38,266 --> 00:41:40,769 ♪ ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 975 00:41:40,769 --> 00:41:43,572 AND FACE YOURSELF UNDER THE COLD, HARSH... 976 00:41:43,572 --> 00:41:44,833 (moan) 977 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,675 LIGHT OF DAY. 978 00:41:46,675 --> 00:41:49,678 (vomiting) 979 00:41:49,678 --> 00:41:51,980 (coughs) 980 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:54,082 (moans) 981 00:41:54,082 --> 00:41:56,845 (coughs) 982 00:41:56,845 --> 00:41:58,547 (cough) 983 00:41:58,547 --> 00:41:59,548 OH. 984 00:41:59,548 --> 00:42:00,518 WATER? 985 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,751 OH, NO. 986 00:42:02,751 --> 00:42:06,024 (vomits) 987 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,525 (moans) 988 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,699 ♪ THE SKY IS CLEAR AND THE MOON IS FULL ♪ 989 00:42:10,699 --> 00:42:13,802 ♪ LOOKING OUT AT THE UNIVERSE ♪ 990 00:42:13,802 --> 00:42:15,934 ♪ I THANK THE STARS AND THE HEAVENS ♪ 991 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:18,937 (beeping) 992 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:21,269 OH. 993 00:42:21,269 --> 00:42:22,771 (beeping stops) 994 00:42:22,771 --> 00:42:24,773 (groans) GOOD MORNING. 995 00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:26,645 GOOD NIGHT. 996 00:42:26,645 --> 00:42:27,946 OH. 997 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,678 ♪ I'M ♪ 998 00:42:29,678 --> 00:42:31,650 ♪ FEELING ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 999 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,582 ♪ ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 1000 00:42:33,582 --> 00:42:36,124 ♪ I'M ♪ 1001 00:42:36,124 --> 00:42:38,727 ♪ FEELING ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 1002 00:42:38,727 --> 00:42:40,959 ♪ ALIVE AGAIN ♪ 1003 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,962 Captioning provided by ABC Studios, ABC, Inc., 1004 00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:47,565 and brought to you by Ford. 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