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-[ominous music playing]
-[crows cawing]

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RACE START LINE

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[woman 1] Congratulations to you all,

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you've made it
to this week's final challenge.

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This will determine your fate.

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For some of you, this path leads to glory.

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Others, unemployment.

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When you first arrived here,
you all took your jobs for granted.

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Not anymore, right?

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[music intensifies]

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FOUR DAYS EARLIER

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["All Right" by Christopher Cross playing]

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-[baby crying]
-Will you three be okay?

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[man 1] Yes, super.

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-Okay.
-[crying continues]

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-Why are you holding them like that?
-Why?

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-So they can give you a kiss.
-They're human beings!

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-Boing, boing.
-Does my hair look bad?

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-Your hair?
-Did I cut it too short?

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-No, no.
-Are you lying?

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-No, really, no.
-Oh no. Don't cry.

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I told you how much I love it.
A new cut for a new beginning.

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It's okay, it's okay.

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-Look at you. Everything's gonna be fine.
-Bye, bye, bye. Bye, bye, bye.

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-Okay, Okay.
-Okay?

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-If not, lay them down or…
-Yes, yes, yes.

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-Okay? Don't…
-So, purée, right?

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-I don't know what I'll find. Purée, yes.
-Okay.

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It's been months.
Who knows if they've been on the ball.

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-Calm down. Look, look.
-You know?

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-They're a…
-Bye, Mommy.

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-Okay, see you, guys!
-Bye-Bye.

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-Bye, Mommy!
-Mommy's leaving!

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-I'll see you soon.
-Goodbye.

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-See you soon.
-Bye-bye.

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GO TEAM!

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<i>♪ Think it might just work out this time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's all right</i>
<i>I think we're gonna make it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Think it might… ♪</i>

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Everything is fine.

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You've slept well.

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<i>♪ Think we're gonna make it… ♪</i>

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Everything's in order.

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The babies are with daddy.

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I'm so excited to be back.

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[laughs]

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Couldn't wait to come on back. [laughs]

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<i>♪ I think it might just work out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause it's not too late… ♪</i>

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My God, it's so amazing to see everyone!

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[laughing] Yeah.

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[song crescendos, ends]

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Ow. Anything for me?

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[telephone ringing]

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[ringing continues]

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XII CHEESE CONTEST.
SILVER. TÍO MOCHALES

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[ringing continues]

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ARTISAN CHEESES.
CURED COW CHEESE

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[telephones ringing]

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Hello?

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-[woman 2] He's coming. He's here.
-[man 2] Shhh!

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-Shhh!
-[ringing continues]

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[employees] Surprise!

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THANKS 4 EVERYTHING

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[laughing]

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-Surprise!
-Surprise!

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-Oh.
-[mother laughs]

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What the fuck?

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-What is this?
-Um, I thought you were still gone.

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Um, I'm back today.

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-[laughs awkwardly]
-[laughs awkwardly] No, that's tomorrow.

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Have you seen her hair?
Her head looks different somehow.

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-Yeah, I um… got bangs.
-[employees] Ah.

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-[mother] After the kids were born.
-Oh.

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-[mother] Do you like it?
-It's great.

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Yeah. Um, is that for my children?

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-Thank you. You didn't have to, really.
-Uh, no.

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-No, hey. Put it down, it's for Padilla.
-[mother] Did Padilla fill in for me?

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-[woman 3] He's coming, he's coming!
-Just… Duck, duck!

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[employees] Surprise! [cheering]

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-Oh! [laughing]
-[cheering continues]

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-[man 4 whoops]
-[man 5] We got him. We got him good.

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-Angelines.
-[Angelines] Mm!

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-This guy was my substitute?
-Hello, María.

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Yeah. He uses soccer metaphors
that get my blood flowing.

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-I'm happy for you.
-Thanks.

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…the most important thing is your team.

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And making sure you put it in the net.

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I love you all!
From the bottom of my heart.

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-["Háblame de ti" playing over radio]
-[indistinct chatter]

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We love you, Padilla! [whoops]

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[mother] Clearly everyone missed me.

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You've been gone for what, six months now?

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-And?
-Well…

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Padilla has won our hearts.

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-[mother] I can see that.
-Don't go. [crying softly]

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[mother] He didn't even cry

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when I told him
not to get drunk with clients.

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-Padilla closed the deal with Mercadona.
-That's great.

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Because I worked on that deal for months.

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But he closed it.

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-And he saved our year, you know?
-He did.

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[indistinct chatter continues]

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Come on now.

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-Show us some pictures.
-Sure.

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The new pesto cheese…

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-Looks bad, but tastes good, huh?
-But that one, tastes like pickles.

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Here we go.

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-Oh, wow. Ah, man!
-Oh, let me see!

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-Oh, look at that.
-Leo.

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And little Lucía.

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-[man 2] Hmm…
-Oh!

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-Yeah.
-My God!

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Come on, those matching overalls
are too cute.

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I let my boys walk around
with their willies out.

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-Domingo.
-What?

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Domingo, that language isn't appropriate.

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It would be
if I walked around with it out.

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This is an inclusive workspace.
You can't talk that way here.

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You can't 'cause you're a woke wokey.

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-Enough, Dom.
-[scatting "Háblame de ti" melody]

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-Hey, what a bunch of party poopers,
-Oh God.

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-No one's dancing.
-Angelines, careful with your hip.

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-You're all out of sick days.
-She's gonna break it.

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-You heard about the woke dictatorship?
-Yes.

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-Yeah. Yup.
-My brother-in-law showed me.

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-I had no idea.
-Yeah?

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-In a Facebook video. You'll flip out.
-Put it down.

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Can I have your attention please?
Angelines, turn down the music.

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-I'm Natalia.
-Please kill the music, Natalia.

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-Listen, everyone, this concerns us all.
-Gentlemen, hey.

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The party's over. Pepa's talking now.

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-Quiet down.
-Thank you for your silence and attention.

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Hmm.

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Before I get too far into it,

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Let's all thank the exceptional Padilla
for being with us all these months,

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and for closing that deal
with Mercadona. Padilla!

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-Hear, hear! Mercadona! Mercadona!
-[employees cheer]

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This guy. [chuckles]

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Olga, congratulations on your children,
who feel a bit like our children.

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How beautiful. That's sweet, thanks.

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-I was so eager to-- Mm-hm.
-[Pepa] Now for the important part.

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Our team building excursion…

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This year it's in Marbella.
Five-star hotel, open bar and everything.

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-When is it?
-Tomorrow.

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-What? No, are you being serious?
-Mm-hm.

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You didn't know?

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…it would've been the very best
team building experience we've ever had.

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But we're not doing that.

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Why, what happened?

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Laura?

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-[Laura] Hm?
-[Pepa] Please.

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Instead, Laura and her team
over at Human Resources are--

154
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No, uh-- Um… there's no team, though.

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They've prepared a fantastic
weekend getaway for us.

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-Right, Laura?
-Right.

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Yes. In the end,

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With the resources we had available,

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and a lot of efforts,

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We have, um,
put together a spectacular weekend.

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At Vilches del Morrazo.

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[employees whispering indistinctly]

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The birthplace of Aldo Mochales.

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-Ah.
-[Laura] Uncle Mochales.

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With the beret?
The founder of the company and all?

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Our logo guy.

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We're going to be doing
all sorts of fun activities.

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For instance, cow milking!
Sustainable ecotourism!

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Woke, you see? That's woke right there.

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And most importantly,
we'll no longer be just employees,

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we'll be friends.

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-But mostly employees. A little bit.
-Of course.

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-Let’s go team. Let’s go.
-Yup.

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Let's go team. Go!

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[employees chattering indistinctly]

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Fucked us again.

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[telephones ringing]

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-Is this the one I asked for?
-[woman 3] Here she comes!

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[in unison] Olga!

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[woman 4] Welcome back!

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[woman 3] Welcome to the mommy club!

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That's nice.

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-This is for you.
-Yes!

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-[squeals]
-A gift? You didn't have to do that.

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It was nothing. Just some cheap outfits.

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-That's really sweet.
-[woman 5] They're very cute.

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We know becoming a mother can leave you
feeling bit tender down there.

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[woman 3] The first day you leave them…

189
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[in unison] Drama. [laughing]

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Things are okay, thanks.

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-How…? How is your…? Well, your…
-How's your pelvic floor?

192
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-Yes.
-Yeah.

193
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-[Olga] Good, it's good.
-And your fluids?

194
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-It's…
-[woman 5] Still breastfeeding?

195
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Because I've had two cases of mastitis
in each teat.

196
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-You wanna see?
-Uh, if you'll excuse me.

197
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-[woman 3] Yes.
-I really appreciate this.

198
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-Yes, of course. Yeah, don't mention it.
-Okay. Pepa.

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-[woman 5] She looks tired.
-[woman 4] Yeah. She'll be okay.

200
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[coffee machine humming]

201
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[beeps, whirs]

202
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-I hope everything goes well, my friend.
-Yes, I'm delighted.

203
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-To be unemployed?
-Oh, yeah.

204
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-Why not?
-I don't know.

205
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[laughs] Domingo, listen…

206
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It's all, for the best. This isn't a life.

207
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Ah.

208
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My wife got us an RV.

209
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When I'm not temping, you know what I do?

210
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-What?
-Me and her go to the middle of nowhere.

211
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Valle del Jerte,
with all the cherry trees.

212
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-Oh, amazing.
-We open a few beers and watch the sunset.

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And afterwards, we get down
to some serious humpity-bumpity.

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[both laugh]

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And we talk about it all, about life.

216
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-What we still have left to live for.
-I see.

217
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-About how sad it is to work here.
-[coffee machine beeps]

218
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And, of course,
what happens when I think about work?

219
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-I remember this… place.
-[lilting music playing]

220
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[laughs] This coffin, huh?

221
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And then I tell myself,

222
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"Good Lord, you've wasted
so much of your time."

223
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Best of luck, Domingo.

224
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-[music fades]
-[sighs]

225
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[man 2] Tell me the truth,
I promise I won't fire you.

226
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So it's like an attempt at a gay flag?

227
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-It's gay?
-It's… colorful.

228
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They need to change the logo.
How are we gonna sell cheese?

229
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-I can't believe… pardon me.
-Uh, sorry.

230
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-[laughs] Keep going, keep going.
-Okay.

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TÍO MOCHALES
LITTLE CHEESES AND LITTLE KISSES

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-[man 2] Pepa's going to hate it.
-[man 5] Only a matter of time, Marco.

233
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She'll listen to you.

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-Listen to me?
-Seriously. Yes, you're very brilliant.

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-[man 5] I'm headed out, okay?
-[Marco] Hm? Bye.

236
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END OF PRESENTATION
NEW DESIGNS

237
00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,500
-Bye.
-Sleep well.

238
00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,000
[telephone ringing]

239
00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:48,833
[inhales, exhales]

240
00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:51,250
[mouse clicking]

241
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,833
[knocking on door]

242
00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:56,958
Why's the mother of the year still here?

243
00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,250
Hi, brilliant.

244
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,833
-Nosy lady.
-You're fun to spy on.

245
00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:03,333
-You gonna do anything?
-About what?

246
00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,583
About that.

247
00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,416
Oh, look, please. He's… employee.

248
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,416
In team building,
you are not just employees.

249
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,916
-What are you?
-Someone who doesn't wanna get fired.

250
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,833
-Where are you going?
-To speak with Pepa.

251
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:16,833
This late?

252
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:19,041
-Wish me luck.
-Good luck.

253
00:10:22,291 --> 00:10:23,833
-[knocking on door]
-[Olga] Pepa.

254
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,500
Olga, how are you?

255
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,375
-Fine, fine.
-[lilting music playing]

256
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:29,208
When I have a little time
we have to catch up.

257
00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:31,750
-Do you have a moment now?
-Not now. I'm going home.

258
00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,583
Um, one thing before you leave.

259
00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,791
Pepa, the team building.

260
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,291
-So, because I just got back…
-Yes?

261
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,250
It's optional, right?

262
00:10:40,333 --> 00:10:41,666
Olga, of course!

263
00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:42,833
Of course.

264
00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:45,458
-Good.
-But you should be there.

265
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,375
[inhales sharply]

266
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:50,375
I mean, you've been away a long time,
so it'd be good to be there, right?

267
00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:52,708
Obviously. Yeah.

268
00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,583
So I'm definitely going.

269
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,583
Are those bangs new for you?

270
00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:58,166
Yes.

271
00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,208
Uh-huh.

272
00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,625
They make your head look longer.

273
00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:04,000
-[music crescendos, fades]
-Oh.

274
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,791
These onesies are cute, aren't they?
Check out Lu. She looks like a lollipop.

275
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,250
-Right?
-[Olga] That's Leo.

276
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:12,625
I knew I would end up
paying for the leave.

277
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:15,791
-Ah, I warned you not to take it all.
-Well, one of us had to.

278
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,083
Fifteen days at home,
and half the time doing fitboxing.

279
00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,750
I don't wanna argue about fitboxing.

280
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,833
It's important.
Your children need a healthy father.

281
00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,625
What if I had a heart attack?
Then you'd really be screwed.

282
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:27,250
-[mobile playing lullaby]
-[Leo babbling]

283
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,041
Hey, hey, what's happening?

284
00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:31,208
You're not leaving us, are you? Olga?

285
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:33,083
I need to pack
for our annual team building.

286
00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,791
Team building? What's that?

287
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,416
The one we do every year.

288
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,666
But, wait a minute.

289
00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,958
You mean you're just gonna
leave your children here alone?

290
00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:41,166
Not alone, with their father.

291
00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,166
-Their father can't breastfeed them.
-The freezer is full of fresh milk.

292
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,708
Ah, well, the freezer has milk.

293
00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:48,416
Oh boy, Mommy says the freezer
is full of delicious breast milk!

294
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,666
Hooray!

295
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:53,041
All I know is that I need to
absolutely kill it this weekend.

296
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:56,375
Yeah, but I thought this weekend
we might, you know…

297
00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:59,750
-[Leo crying]
-No, no, no. Okay. No, no. Okay, okay.

298
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,333
["Lujo$$$o" by Chill Chicos playing]

299
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:04,541
<i>♪ Oh, baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

300
00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:06,916
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

301
00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,333
[rapping continues in Spanish]

302
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:27,500
{\an8}RV WORLD

303
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,208
Olga.

304
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:35,916
Hey, looks like you miss them a lot.

305
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,291
Are you hiding your tears?

306
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,583
[woman 3] Aw, she's crying.

307
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:39,666
Uh, no.

308
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,375
The guilt is coming.
That's the curse of the Catholic.

309
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,333
I can hear them crying out to you.

310
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:47,166
They're saying, "Mama! Mama!"

311
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,208
-"Mama!"
-"Mama!"

312
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:50,166
"Where's our, Mama?"

313
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,125
-Mama is trying to pay for your education.
-Yep.

314
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,375
Excuse me, I need to
speak with my sales team.

315
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:56,708
-Of course.
-Oh, sure.

316
00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:57,958
It's designed like a pyramid.

317
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:00,666
You put some money in,
the money grows and piles up.

318
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:03,083
You bring in more people with money,
and it grows.

319
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,583
You wouldn't believe
how much money people give you.

320
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:06,708
I highly recommend it.

321
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,750
-You have any money to invest?
-[Olga] Hey.

322
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:11,666
Time for them to see that we're
the strongest sales team in the world.

323
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,125
-Hm? That's right.
-In the world?

324
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,333
But… I have all these drugs.

325
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,000
Parrondo.

326
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:18,500
I know.

327
00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:21,958
Olga, you're so naive.
I'm just messing with you.

328
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,416
You believed me, didn't you?

329
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,375
I wouldn't bring drugs on a work trip.

330
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,208
Okay, ladies.

331
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,458
There's no one we need to impress
at this company.

332
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,541
So we'll just take this whole week
nice and easy.

333
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,291
We're not as young as we used to be.

334
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:36,291
Well, I'm young.

335
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,625
Yeah, yeah. But even Natalia over here
sprained her ankle last year.

336
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,083
I was born with
an irregular bone condition.

337
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,291
-[microphone feedback squeals]
-Hello, employee-friends.

338
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,583
[indistinct chatter]

339
00:13:47,666 --> 00:13:49,333
Can I…? Can I, pretty please…?

340
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,291
Can I just get one more
minute of your attention?

341
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,916
-Yes. Hello!
-[chattering continues]

342
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,291
They're not listening to you.

343
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,500
No. Not working. Oy.

344
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,958
-[feedback blaring]
-[employees groaning]

345
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:03,041
[Domingo] Is that a microphone from hell?
What's going on?

346
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,625
[PA crackles and pops]

347
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,541
[over PA] Now is the mic working okay?

348
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,875
-Yes. It's working now.
-[Laura] In the back?

349
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:12,791
We've prepared a special surprise for you.

350
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,416
{\an8}GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS

351
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,083
{\an8}The crate of great ideas.

352
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,458
{\an8}I've made this
wonderful little crate for us.

353
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,208
{\an8}A place for you to deposit

354
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,625
{\an8}ideas on how to improve the experience

355
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,666
{\an8}in your day-to-day company lives.

356
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:32,333
{\an8}Like, for example, Annual Pet Day.

357
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,416
{\an8}And trust your instincts.

358
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,458
{\an8}Because all ideas, are great ideas.

359
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,208
[employees muttering indistinctly]

360
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,500
[feedback squeals]

361
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:48,416
["My Days in the Sunshine"
by Victor Mechanick and Tarka playing]

362
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,875
THURSDAY

363
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,916
[Parrondo] It's called cryptocurrency.
It's virtual, but now is the time.

364
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,041
I invest during the day,
I look at it at night.

365
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,500
Asia, boom, bam, you sell, millionaire.

366
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,750
<i>♪ Sailing away, taking our time… ♪</i>

367
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,041
-My God, what a shithole.
-Really?

368
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,416
Are you the type that likes camping?

369
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,333
-It's pretty cool, isn't it?
-Oh, well, sure. I love it.

370
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:15,625
-Actually I'm super eco-friendly.
-Really?

371
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:18,791
Sometimes I get a little eco-anxious
with everything that's going on.

372
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,458
-Recycling…
-Why is he talking like that?

373
00:15:20,541 --> 00:15:21,625
Are they hooking up?

374
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:22,583
No.

375
00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:24,375
Well, not yet. [laughs]

376
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:30,333
[man] Welcome to Vilches del Morrazo,

377
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:32,666
birthplace of
the world's greatest cheeses.

378
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,166
-[song fades]
-[Parrondo coughs]

379
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,666
No one? I can't hear you.

380
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,083
Come on, let's make some noise!

381
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,583
Bravo! Bravo!

382
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,333
[employees muttering]

383
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,916
[man] Welcome.

384
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:51,458
Behind me is a list of all the games
that we will be playing over the weekend.

385
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:56,458
Hula hoops, cow milking,
cheese racing, all for points!

386
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,625
We'll keep track on this scoreboard.

387
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,291
Measuring your performance
with these cute little die-cast medals.

388
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,375
THE GREAT TEAM GAME

389
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:06,500
And in the end,
the team with the most points wins a…

390
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,750
surprise.

391
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,083
I told you. It's a competition.

392
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,333
-[man] And as we progress…
-Time to get ruthless.

393
00:16:13,416 --> 00:16:18,458
…it's going to be super important
that everyone follows the three Cs.

394
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:23,083
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.

395
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,458
-[laughs] Ridiculous.
-[man] Three simple Cs.

396
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,750
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.

397
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,375
-Let's hear it.
-Where is this guy from?

398
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,958
-[group] Confidence. Communication.
-I think he's an actor.

399
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:35,750
[group] Cooperativity.

400
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,541
-You know--
-Excuse me. Pardon.

401
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:40,333
Just one moment, everyone. Uh…

402
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,583
Before we get going,

403
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,958
I want to say on behalf
of all the members of this family,

404
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,708
who I'm sure feel the same way I do,

405
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,750
thank you to the company,
and a huge thank you to Pepa,

406
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:54,625
for this great gift you have given us,
that we're gonna take full advantage of.

407
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,166
-Right, team?
-[snickers]

408
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,333
[chuckles awkwardly]

409
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,791
Go team, go!

410
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,916
Perhaps you are pondering
exactly what's in this building.

411
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,375
[cow moos]

412
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,375
Cows?

413
00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:14,166
-Something else.
-[cows mooing]

414
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,625
Cow shit? I can smell it
way out here. [groans]

415
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,458
Say hello to our beloved founder,

416
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,000
Aldo Mochales.

417
00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,166
Mister Mochales?

418
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,583
[cows mooing]

419
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,041
He doesn't look
anything like the guy on the logo.

420
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,541
My dear Aldo,
I know you don't like to speak in public,

421
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,625
but a few words from you
would really mean the world to us.

422
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,958
[cows mooing]

423
00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,375
[Aldo coughs]

424
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,916
Fifty years ago, I had a dream.

425
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,625
-[cow moos]
-[inhales sharply]

426
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,250
Jesus Christ and a dwarf named Nacho

427
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,916
were cutting my father's hair.

428
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:57,125
This wasn't part of the plan.

429
00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,375
[Aldo] I was drinking hard liquor
with the dwarf.

430
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,583
Two days later, my father was gone.

431
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,583
Was the dwarf a killer?

432
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,541
-Huh?
-Was the dwarf a killer?

433
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,125
What do you mean,
"Was the dwarf a killer?"

434
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:13,541
[Laura] No?

435
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,375
What are you talking about?
He was squashed by a tractor.

436
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,750
Oh. How awful.

437
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:21,125
And then, one year later,

438
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,875
I had a dream
that I was making cheeses, so…

439
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:25,958
Mm-hm.

440
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,208
…I decided I was gonna follow that dream.

441
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,916
And who are all of you?

442
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,416
They're employees, sir.

443
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,041
Oh, what a mess.

444
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,125
Well, you've inspired us a lot today.

445
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,041
What?

446
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:45,750
Your story. It was very inspiring.
I had goosebumps, Aldo. Really.

447
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,291
A round of applause, please.

448
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,750
Sir, you can follow me.

449
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,083
[cow moos]

450
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,291
[Pepa] But not to the barn.

451
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,083
-Not with the cows.
-Doesn't he live here?

452
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,791
["Come on Home" by Lijadu Sisters playing]

453
00:18:58,875 --> 00:18:59,708
What?

454
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:03,083
At Uncle Mochales, what are we?
We are cheesemakers.

455
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,958
And who else
happens to play an important role

456
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,791
in making all our cheeses?

457
00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,166
Uh… uh, the cows do?

458
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,500
As you can see, each one of you
has cattle at their position.

459
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,291
And the team who extracts the most milk…

460
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,333
[cow bellows]

461
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,250
…wins.

462
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,708
[blows whistle]

463
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,458
Uh, you first.

464
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,833
-Does this hurt? [whimpers]
-[cow bellows]

465
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,708
Our cow smells like shit. I can't.

466
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:29,875
-[in unison] <i>♪ Moo… ♪</i>
-[man] Good job, mommies! Good job!

467
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,708
[Olga] Aw, look at that baby.
I think it misses its mother.

468
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:34,875
Have you ever had a nice veal parmigiana?

469
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:36,583
-It's heaven.
-[calf moos]

470
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:38,125
Now I'm hungry. [groans]

471
00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:43,666
-[calf mooing]
-[crying]

472
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,125
[Domingo] She's moving.

473
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,208
-Oh, no, no, no. Oh!
-[Domingo] Watch out!

474
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:51,083
-[Natalia] No! No.
-[cows mooing and bellowing]

475
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,875
-[song fades]
-[employees chattering nervously]

476
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,625
-[mooing and bellowing continues]
-[door thuds]

477
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,916
[lilting music playing]

478
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,291
I think it went quite well.

479
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,166
-Considering it was our first time.
-Excuse me.

480
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,083
-We need something much more basic.
-Oh.

481
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:08,250
Something simple, like birdwatching.
Or a slow walk.

482
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,791
Look what I got. Nothing.

483
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,666
Here, you can have some of mine.

484
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,125
[Angelines] It smelled like shit,
and I'm lactose intolerant.

485
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,208
I've never done something like this.

486
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,375
-Um, well, so--
-This is pathetic.

487
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,166
You hear that? Pathetic.

488
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,458
[lilting music continues]

489
00:20:21,541 --> 00:20:23,500
Meeting in ten minutes
in the assembly hall.

490
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,333
-Ten minutes.
-But-- [sighs]

491
00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,416
[music fades]

492
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,166
Listen up.

493
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,625
This concerns all of you.

494
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,291
I planned to wait off on this,
but after what I've seen…

495
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,833
You're lazy people,

496
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:36,958
so it's better you know
before we continue.

497
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,666
Will there be layoffs?

498
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,666
The board is finalizing the sale
of Uncle Mochales to Royal Pet.

499
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,916
Don't they make food for animals?

500
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,833
The pet industry, Olga,
is now among the world's most powerful.

501
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,166
You weren't aware?

502
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,416
Eh-- Um, no. [laughs]

503
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,125
[Pepa] Royal Pet is acquiring
a variety of companies,

504
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,625
and they have money.

505
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:55,708
Why?

506
00:20:56,291 --> 00:21:00,541
Because nowadays everyone has cats,
and no one has children.

507
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,666
Except Olga.

508
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,333
[laughs nervously]

509
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:06,541
The current market is a cruel bastard
to a mid-market company.

510
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:10,000
We're too damn big
to get any national subsidies,

511
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:13,458
but then we're too damn small
to be competing in any global markets.

512
00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:17,416
-Perfectly summarized. Well said, Nieves.
-Actually it's Angelines.

513
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,291
We need a bigger parent corporation

514
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,833
that can open more sectors
so we can thrive.

515
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:22,833
Oh, great.

516
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,791
So this is good news for us, isn't it?

517
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,833
Oh yes. Oh yes!

518
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:29,000
-[Marco] Yeah.
-[woman] Nice!

519
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,958
-[Marco] Good news always welcome.
-[woman] Okay!

520
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,250
-[Marco] Bring it on, bring it on.
-[woman] Yeah!

521
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,791
-And one more thing.
-[Marco] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Silence.

522
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,041
Just one more thing.

523
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:41,250
Their proposed salaries are very generous.

524
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:44,458
So get ready for a big pay raise.

525
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:45,541
-Yes, sir!
-[cheering]

526
00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:48,291
-[Parrondo] Pay raise! [whoops]
-[cheering continues]

527
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,500
Oh! [whooping] Oh!

528
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,958
Okay, okay, okay, okay. No, no, no, no.

529
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:55,750
One minute.
I believe Pepa's still speaking.

530
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,208
Please settle down. Yeah.

531
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,500
That's why this
team building is essential.

532
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,125
Because tomorrow begins a new chapter.

533
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:04,958
And not everyone can stay in the company.

534
00:22:05,041 --> 00:22:07,125
Ah, so that means there will be layoffs!

535
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,333
[Pepa] I'm afraid so.

536
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:11,500
For more details,
Laura and her team from Human Resources.

537
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,583
No, it really is only me.

538
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,166
So wait, are these layoffs
negotiable or what?

539
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,958
Laura, excuse me,

540
00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,916
but approximately speaking,
how many are being fired?

541
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,250
About, mm…

542
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,291
The number I believe, Marco, is…

543
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:29,666
The calculation, approximately,
give or take, it's not, um…

544
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:30,625
Uh…

545
00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:34,458
Puts us at around 30 to 40 percent or so.

546
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,666
-30 to 40 percent? Is that a real number?
-[Laura] Well, yes.

547
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,375
Now we mustn't allow this bad news

548
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,583
to break this weekend's atmosphere
of festive team building.

549
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,125
[Sergio] What the hell do you expect?

550
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,916
I just bought myself a brand-new Tesla.

551
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,125
On your salary?

552
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,250
Well, pardon me for being stupid
and following that 2020 Agenda.

553
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,291
-Thirty.
-2030 Agenda.

554
00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:55,333
The important thing
is to try our best this week.

555
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,291
-Because those who come in last place…
-[chattering angrily]

556
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:08,666
ROYAL PET
AND THE CREATIVE LAYOFFS

557
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,583
[Marco] Right there, Angelines.

558
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,375
You see? There, look.

559
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:18,708
"Royal Pet is known for its unusual
process for employee selection,

560
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:21,291
used to lay off employees in many places."

561
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:24,250
[Parrondo] So they'll fire us
for losing a fucking game?

562
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,208
Is that legal?

563
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:27,625
Have you read your contract?
They can push you off a building

564
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:29,208
and tell you it's a business trip.

565
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:30,416
[Parrondo] What bastards.

566
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,916
There's gotta be a way to stop this
and defend our careers.

567
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,833
[Domingo] Of course.

568
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:36,541
I wish they would invent something
to defend against abusing workers.

569
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,875
We could name it,
for example, a labor union.

570
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,708
Now it's time for the union guy to rant.

571
00:23:40,791 --> 00:23:42,500
I've been proposing one for ages,

572
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,333
but you all preferred to waste our dues
on yoga and discount physicals.

573
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,583
That's because it's necessary.

574
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:48,500
My neck gets sore
every day at this company.

575
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,208
-Mine too. It's horrible.
-Then let the doctor defend you.

576
00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:52,958
We're wasting time fighting each other.

577
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,166
To save our asses we'll have to fight
like animals against this bullshit.

578
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:57,500
[cows mooing distantly]

579
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,333
What? What's the matter?

580
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,166
Did you think that I'd gone soft?

581
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,208
-'Cause I'm a mother? That's good.
-No. I never thought anything like that.

582
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,875
I'm stronger than anyone on this team.

583
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,875
Well, okay, but then what?
Are we just going to accept this?

584
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,166
I just gave birth,
I'm not in the mood to look for a job.

585
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,833
After we merge, anyone still employed
will get a raise. I'm not going anywhere.

586
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,458
And they'll still be giving out
those little medals, right?

587
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:23,500
-Don't worry, honey, they will.
-[Olga] Domingo?

588
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,708
For 30 years
I've worked at this damn company.

589
00:24:26,791 --> 00:24:29,000
You know what's better
than a French salary?

590
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:32,125
-A Spanish layoff.
-So stupid.

591
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:35,333
You guys can tear each other apart,
I'm gonna get myself an RV.

592
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:36,500
Congratulations.

593
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:38,541
Mama Olga, Don't be ruthless.

594
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:39,791
I got it.

595
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:40,958
I won't fuck with you.

596
00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,083
[clicks tongue]

597
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,208
Good morning.

598
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:47,541
Today's activities will begin with
the epic challenge of the hula hoop, okay?

599
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,708
It's very important for this activity

600
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,958
that each of you keep hold
of each others' hands.

601
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,708
Lift your foot, Parrondo. Let's go!

602
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:57,666
-Do it! Come on!
<i>-♪ I see the wind that blows… ♪</i>

603
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,083
-[in unison] Right leg. Now left leg!
-[whistle blows]

604
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,416
Careful, careful, careful.
Please don't fall.

605
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,166
-Put it there.
-We should play real Jenga later.

606
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,416
Shh! Um, much less flirting,
and more participation.

607
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,833
["Don't Worry About the Government"
by Talking Heads playing]

608
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,541
[man] That's good, keep going.

609
00:25:13,625 --> 00:25:15,708
If we get stuck, we stop.

610
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:18,458
And we mine our brain's mental power
to ask, why can't I move?

611
00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:21,708
Move your left leg.
No, your left, goddamn it!

612
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:24,583
Don't get stuck! One, two, three, left!

613
00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:27,083
Right! Left! Right!

614
00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:29,500
<i>♪ I see the wind that blows… ♪</i>

615
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,166
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey!

616
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,750
-[cheering]
-[man] No, that's cheating!

617
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,541
<i>♪ Over by the building… ♪</i>

618
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,208
[Parrondo] Easy, easy, we got her!

619
00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,500
What are you feeling?

620
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,875
Nothing.

621
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:42,125
And that's your obstacle.

622
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,833
You think you're a machine without a soul.

623
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:47,416
<i>-♪ Don't you worry about me! ♪</i>
-Okay, good! Good!

624
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,833
-[Parrondo] Let's go, let's go team!
-[song fades]

625
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,916
-Clara, Clarisa.
-Clara.

626
00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:54,500
This is mine.

627
00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,333
-[Laura] Here you go.
-[woman 5] Thank you.

628
00:25:58,416 --> 00:25:59,291
We're in a cow town,

629
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:02,166
and still they feed us a wet sandwich
from a vending machine.

630
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,541
-Yeah.
-I can't feel my tits.

631
00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,416
[Laura] Excuse me. Excuse me.

632
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,583
Do you recall the personality test
we took back in February?

633
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:11,541
No.

634
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:15,125
Well, we just got back the results.

635
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:19,750
And most of you are blue,
which is wonderful.

636
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:23,833
Because being a blue,
you are, more, uh, realistic,

637
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:27,083
and, uh, analytical, technological.

638
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:30,583
Sergio. Sergio is textbook blue.

639
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,541
-[chuckles]
-Oh, you are?

640
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,291
-This guy.
-It seems so.

641
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,833
Blue traits are worthless.

642
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:39,125
No. Red is our color.

643
00:26:39,958 --> 00:26:42,041
[Laura] Yes, red. Reds are, well,

644
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:45,375
the ambitious,
authoritarian, proactive ones.

645
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,041
That's me. Red power.

646
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,083
Red power.

647
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,791
No, Olga, no.

648
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,791
You came back green.

649
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,875
[cows mooing distantly]

650
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:55,791
Um, and green is?

651
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,791
Well, green is… empathetic.

652
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:01,708
Creative. Spiritual.

653
00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:05,583
We're so empathetic.

654
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,416
No, I'm not empathetic.

655
00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:11,625
More, uh, aggressive,
a bit, uh, authoritarian?

656
00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:14,500
Just this morning
I was a total bitch to Parrondo.

657
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,041
[inhales] Um…

658
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:19,000
And I filled this out when I was pregnant.
Too many hormones.

659
00:27:19,083 --> 00:27:21,416
I'm red. Like a garnet. Can I repeat it?

660
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,541
No.

661
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,666
But I don't want to be green.

662
00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:27,541
Understandable.
Green is duck shit melting in a pond.

663
00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:30,666
In a competition you don't bring empathy,
you bring killers.

664
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,625
-You bring reds.
-I just realized my foot is blue.

665
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:36,375
I fell this morning.
It feels like a badger is chewing on it--

666
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,708
Quiet, Angelines,
or I'll rip your damn foot apart!

667
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,916
-The green seems a little unsettled.
-Mm-hm.

668
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,666
[Olga] See? I'm red.

669
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,166
I'm so violent.

670
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:51,458
The important thing to comprehend
is the mixture.

671
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:55,500
The combination of characters
is what enriches the group.

672
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:59,625
Well, that and going out
and stepping on competitors' throats. Hm?

673
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,833
Metaphorically speaking, guys.

674
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:02,916
Oh, no.

675
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,791
If you want to stay in this company,
then crush throats.

676
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,666
Be red killers.

677
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,875
[cows mooing distantly]

678
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:12,166
No, please don't step on anyone.

679
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,375
Parrondo, you…

680
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,000
You are gray.

681
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,375
[Parrondo] No shit? What is gray?

682
00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:19,750
They couldn't tell me.

683
00:28:19,833 --> 00:28:20,833
[lilting music playing]

684
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,541
-Pepa.
-[rooster crows]

685
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,000
Pepa, hey. Do you mind
if I talk to you for just a minute?

686
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:25,916
-Sure.
-Um…

687
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,916
I know this moment's very,
very delicate for the company.

688
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,500
And of course, delicate for you above all,
because layoffs can be difficult.

689
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,500
I'm here if you want me to do it.

690
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:37,291
But then what exactly
do I pay Laura and her team to do?

691
00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:39,500
I mean, Laura can barely
take care of Uncle Mochales.

692
00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:43,416
Marco, this team building
is priceless for everyone, even managers.

693
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500
You mean for me?

694
00:28:45,458 --> 00:28:47,208
[laughs] Oh, I see.

695
00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,708
Because when they reorganize,
you're gonna get a promotion!

696
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:52,250
-Shh! Shh! Be quiet.
-Okay.

697
00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:54,833
So…

698
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:56,791
Who are they proposing for your position?

699
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:59,000
Well, the French would like
one of their own,

700
00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:01,708
but I'd prefer to have someone I trust.

701
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,208
Believe me, Pepa, I'll do anything.

702
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,750
Pick me. My life would be yours.
Please. You won't regret it.

703
00:29:05,833 --> 00:29:08,083
I swear, I'll be the lapdog
you've always wanted. Okay?

704
00:29:08,166 --> 00:29:10,875
-I'll see to it you never have to be--
-I'm proposing Olga.

705
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,750
-[music fades]
-No way. No. Olga's a disaster.

706
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:17,208
The woman can barely take care of herself.
You've seen her. She doesn't sleep.

707
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:19,916
Not to mention, her marriage has problems.
The two kids--

708
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,291
Olga is brilliant.

709
00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:22,666
[cows mooing distantly]

710
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:25,000
I mean, Olga is my favorite person.

711
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,666
I'd die for her, it's just that
the moment she's presently in--

712
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,416
Olga doesn't know anything,
and we'll keep it that way.

713
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,541
Not a word. Hm?

714
00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:32,625
-Yes.
-Okay.

715
00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:35,000
But there's still something
I don't understand.

716
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,083
Why is this team stuff important for me?

717
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,708
It's important for everyone.

718
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,125
Not all of you get to keep your jobs.

719
00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,666
The scythe is here.

720
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,333
So give it your best shot.

721
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:47,416
[poignant music playing]

722
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:51,458
[birds singing and calling]

723
00:29:51,541 --> 00:29:53,541
[poignant music continues]

724
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,833
You okay?

725
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,708
[Marco] I don't have a fucking life

726
00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:09,791
because of this shitty,
old fashioned company.

727
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:12,541
And to think we came here
to be put out to pasture

728
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:14,541
like a cow that's gotten milked to death.

729
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:17,333
Hm.

730
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:18,916
Hey.

731
00:30:20,208 --> 00:30:21,083
[chuckles]

732
00:30:21,583 --> 00:30:23,083
You're not worried at all?

733
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:26,500
Marco, having the same job
for your entire career is…

734
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:29,833
A thing for another generation,
like using Facebook.

735
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:31,041
[laughs]

736
00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:32,500
I still use Facebook.

737
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,083
[laughs]

738
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,333
Do you want to know what de-stresses me?

739
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:37,708
Let's see, surprise me.

740
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:40,083
-Listening to Britney Spears.
-I'm gone!

741
00:30:40,166 --> 00:30:43,291
-[laughs] There is another way.
-[laughs] Oh, yeah?

742
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:45,083
-I'll show you. You'll like it.
-Good, good.

743
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:47,208
-'Cause I don't love Britney Spears.
-Look.

744
00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:50,958
[tender music playing]

745
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:53,625
[groans softly] We can't do this. No, hey.

746
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,500
-What?
-No, no, you're gonna get me fired.

747
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:57,416
-Quiet.
-So fired.

748
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:01,291
[music fades]

749
00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:07,458
[sighs]

750
00:31:07,541 --> 00:31:08,458
[clears throat]

751
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:12,166
[inhales, exhales]

752
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,291
Tell us how you miss them, Olga?

753
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:16,916
You think you're going to
sleep soundly, don't you?

754
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,666
-Mm-hm.
-Well, no. No way.

755
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,916
-You will never be able to sleep again.
-Never.

756
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,916
-Never.
-Never.

757
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,958
I have to wake up every day at six.
And my eldest is in college.

758
00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:29,166
-What? How?
-Eye covering.

759
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:31,166
[woman 4] Earplugs.

760
00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,041
Diazepam.

761
00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:37,333
-I'll try the eye covering.
-[women laugh]

762
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:40,416
-You'll need all of them honey.
-[Clara] A mommy needs all three.

763
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,333
-All three at a minimum.
-You do.

764
00:31:42,416 --> 00:31:44,125
I know you guys are only trying to help,

765
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:48,625
but I just won't permit life
to be entirely taken over by motherhood.

766
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:52,000
Hm? I can't spend my whole day
thinking about onesies,

767
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:54,291
muslins, co-sleeping,

768
00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:55,541
semi-co-sleeping,

769
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:59,208
spending all my time
in breastfeeding communities.

770
00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:00,708
That green shit from their butt.

771
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:01,958
[women] Meconium.

772
00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,625
It's called meconium, yeah.

773
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:05,375
-[woman 4] Yeah.
-I'm sorry, nope.

774
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,083
Out there, yes.
Out there it's Olga, the mother.

775
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:11,041
A person who's caring and patient.

776
00:32:12,041 --> 00:32:13,041
But not here.

777
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:17,458
Here, it's Olga, the head of
the whole commercial sales wing business.

778
00:32:17,541 --> 00:32:20,791
Olga is a punisher. See? So two Olgas.

779
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:21,875
Different people.

780
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:25,333
And right now one of them needs to sleep,
because she doesn't want to be laid off.

781
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:26,708
Hm. Okay.

782
00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,916
It's normal to have plenty of mood swings.

783
00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:31,791
-[woman 4] Oh, yeah.
-[woman 5] She won't get a wink of sleep.

784
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:34,083
-[Clara] No way. Good night.
-[woman 4] I know it.

785
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:37,041
-Hey, good night, okay?
-[woman 5] Good night, mommies.

786
00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:39,083
-[cell phone chiming]
-[Clara] Okay, time to rest.

787
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,125
[cell phone chimes]

788
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,208
[husband on recording]
<i>Hi, love. One quick question.</i>

789
00:32:42,291 --> 00:32:43,833
<i>I'm trying to find the bottle warmer,</i>

790
00:32:43,916 --> 00:32:46,333
<i>but I can't remember</i>
<i>where I set the damn thing down.</i>

791
00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:47,916
-[chimes]
<i>-False alarm, I found it.</i>

792
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,833
<i>Don't worry, okay?</i>

793
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:51,416
<i>One more thing,</i>
<i>do I put it in the dishwasher, or no?</i>

794
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,541
[chimes]

795
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:54,583
<i>Honey, I just talked to my mom.</i>

796
00:32:54,666 --> 00:32:56,958
<i>She says we're too late</i>
<i>to enroll them this school year.</i>

797
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,791
-[babies crying]
<i>-Yeah, Mommy's not here. I know, I know.</i>

798
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,666
<i>She's out partying with her friends.</i>
<i>And she abandoned us.</i>

799
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:03,583
-[snoring]
<i>-Hey, love.</i>

800
00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:06,083
<i>I know I said one more thing,</i>
<i>but I have one more thing to ask.</i>

801
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:08,583
<i>Do you remember</i>
<i>where we buy our diapers from?</i>

802
00:33:08,666 --> 00:33:11,375
[women snoring]

803
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,875
FRIDAY

804
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,791
[man over PA] <i>Good morning, team.</i>

805
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:23,333
<i>It is six o'clock,</i>
<i>and what better way to start the day than</i>

806
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,625
<i>playing human chess!</i>

807
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:28,625
I'm going to say this one last time.

808
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:32,541
The use of cell phones inside the costumes
is strictly prohibited.

809
00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:35,166
I'm never not watching you, okay?

810
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,666
[Domingo groans]

811
00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,583
[man] Playing this game with each other
will help with group dynamics,

812
00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:43,416
the feeling of being a team,
the team spirit…

813
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,958
-What are you?
-I'm Domingo. Why?

814
00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:47,375
Rook? Knight? Bishop?

815
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:51,166
-Pepa, I can't stand playing this shit.
-I don't care. It's your job.

816
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,500
-Today is my day for myself.
-[Pepa scoffs]

817
00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:55,291
[man] Very good. Now, the knight moves…

818
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,208
[Pepa] What color did you get on the test?

819
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,666
-[man] No, like an L.
-[Domingo] Hm?

820
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,125
-He didn't take it.
-[man] And the sound. [whinnies]

821
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,041
-I took it.
-We all know you didn't.

822
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,166
I forgot.

823
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:06,166
-And the box?
-What box?

824
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:09,083
Have you produced any great ideas
about improving the company?

825
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,166
-I'll go brainstorm right now.
-No.

826
00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:13,250
-Not that either?
-No.

827
00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,875
You're a snitch. You can never trust HR.

828
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:17,708
Being old doesn't mean
you can break whatever rules you want.

829
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:21,125
We've discovered a pattern of disturbing
and fire-able bad behavior, Domingo.

830
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:22,500
Oh, you'd break my heart.

831
00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:23,750
Please have mercy.

832
00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,000
But if I must go, I must go.

833
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:27,625
-Without compensation.
-Yeah right, you know you can't do that.

834
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,250
-No compensation.
-No, you're out of control here.

835
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,333
Don't joke with me about that,
it's very serious.

836
00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,500
-You can't let me go without my pension.
-I have here a conduct report.

837
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,625
-I didn't write it.
-What report?

838
00:34:37,708 --> 00:34:40,333
In the last three years,
according to the report…

839
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,250
What are you, a spy?

840
00:34:41,333 --> 00:34:44,250
…"Domingo has been an average
of 20 minutes late,

841
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,625
over 80 percent of all workdays."

842
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,500
You're late over 80 percent
of all workdays.

843
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:51,083
-You put the parking lot a block away.
-Go on.

844
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:54,000
-Language offensive to our company values.
-Are you listening?

845
00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,166
-Language offensive to our company values.
-Offensive language? Me? Come on now.

846
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,416
-In reference to our custodian, Joaquín.
-I would never.

847
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,958
-What did he call him?
-You-- You called him-- He called him--

848
00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:04,291
-"The dark one at the entrance."
-Dark one at the entrance.

849
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,500
-Joaquín, the janitor. extremely serious!
-So what?

850
00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:09,166
There are five Joaquins in the company,
and that one's Black.

851
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,416
-Uh, conduct deemed discriminatory.
-And?

852
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,083
-With who? Jess.
-Jess. The intern.

853
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,875
-Who is Jess?
-[Pepa] Our summer intern.

854
00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:17,041
You disrespected Jess's pronouns
on many occasions.

855
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:18,458
You referred to them as female.

856
00:35:18,541 --> 00:35:20,833
-You spoke to them as a female.
-Pepa, what?

857
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:22,916
-They filed a complaint before they left.
-Not true.

858
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,833
I have zero problems
with bipolar people, guys.

859
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,791
If Royal Pet sees this report,
what happens to Domingo?

860
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,000
If they see even half?

861
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:34,416
These charges have been found sufficient
to begin the dismissal process.

862
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,666
With no pension.

863
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:39,958
I've given 30 years of my life
to this company,

864
00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:42,416
and now my whole pension is gone
because of a couple comments?

865
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,916
-There's plenty you can do before you go.
-No.

866
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,541
[Pepa] Domingo, I wanna
see you give your all for once.

867
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:49,875
[lilting music playing]

868
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,375
[Domingo sighs]

869
00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:53,666
I believe they're kicking us out,
my friends.

870
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:56,333
-[Natalia] Are you serious?
-What's our next move?

871
00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:58,916
Eliminate the strongest one on the team.

872
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,416
[music turns ominous]

873
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,291
[man speaking indistinctly]

874
00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:05,500
-I am.
-Yeah, definitely.

875
00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:08,791
[music fades]

876
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,833
-[baby crying over phone]
-[husband] <i>Hello, Mommy!</i>

877
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:11,750
<i>How's it going?</i>

878
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,541
They have layoffs planned for us.

879
00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:15,875
They're coming
at the worst possible moment too.

880
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,000
<i>But they won't fire you.</i>
<i>I mean, you're like their sales champion.</i>

881
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:21,958
No, no. I'm not the champion, Víctor.
I'm not the champion.

882
00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:23,500
I'm just some sort of poser.

883
00:36:23,583 --> 00:36:27,041
I still think like Olga the killer,
but then somehow the body won't cooperate.

884
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,833
Something's wrong. It might be over.

885
00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:30,708
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awful, my love.</i>

886
00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:32,500
<i>But, um, maybe we</i>
<i>change the subject a bit.</i>

887
00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:33,583
<i>Because, um…</i>

888
00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:36,333
<i>We're having a little problem</i>
<i>with a fever over here.</i>

889
00:36:36,416 --> 00:36:37,541
<i>Nothing I do is helping.</i>

890
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,666
Leo or Lu?

891
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:40,583
<i>-It's… Leo. Definitely Leo.</i>
-How high is it?

892
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,958
<i>I put it in his armpit,</i>
<i>and the meter said--</i>

893
00:36:43,041 --> 00:36:44,083
<i>Uh, Leo, no.</i>

894
00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,791
<i>The thing said it was 99.</i>

895
00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,083
<i>But then I thought,</i>
<i>let's put it in his butt.</i>

896
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,041
In his where?

897
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:51,708
<i>It's always wise to get a second opinion,</i>
<i>and I thought…</i>

898
00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,708
Just please tell me
you washed the thermometer.

899
00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:56,541
<i>Papa is breaking under his mental load.</i>

900
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:58,625
Set the plushy puppet down.

901
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:00,750
<i>-Mama what now?</i>
-What do you think?

902
00:37:00,833 --> 00:37:03,416
-How about you make them an appointment?
<i>-A doctor app?</i>

903
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:06,000
-Olga, we need to talk to you now.
-[Olga] You download it. Yes.

904
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:07,333
<i>-How do I…</i>
-Schedule it.

905
00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:09,791
So if I want to talk to you,
I have to schedule it?

906
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:10,750
Bye, darling.

907
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,416
-Um, is it important? 'Cause I'm…
-This is very important. [clears throat]

908
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,833
When we begged for more pay,
and you said there wasn't money.

909
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,708
-There wasn't money.
-[Parrondo] Of course not.

910
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:20,708
Because your pay already took all of it.

911
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:22,083
[Olga] What do you mean, my pay?

912
00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:24,083
Salary. It was put on the network.

913
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,333
-By some Good Samaritan.
-Tell me the person.

914
00:37:26,416 --> 00:37:27,583
Okay? Who did it?

915
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,541
-Domingo?
-That's not important right now.

916
00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,333
You get this plus bonus?

917
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,875
-Yes. Monthly.
-[Parrondo] I told you!

918
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:36,500
See, I told you!
Queen Olga is a leech on our asses!

919
00:37:36,583 --> 00:37:37,875
How funny. Hm?

920
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:40,166
Some of us
have spent 15 years working here.

921
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,916
Could be that I'm the one in charge here?
And you're not?

922
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,833
Olga, for God's sake, triple?

923
00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:47,041
You deserve triple? Hm?

924
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:50,208
I get triple
because the manager gets triple!

925
00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:53,958
Hm? They load me
with triple the responsibilities!

926
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,833
And I have to put up with
triple the incompetence on my team!

927
00:37:56,916 --> 00:37:58,375
You hear that? [laughs smugly]

928
00:37:58,458 --> 00:38:01,666
And I don't sneak off to the forest
to do drugs during team building.

929
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:04,375
[Parrondo] Come on, Olga.
That's a low blow, and you know it.

930
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:07,166
Because I snuck a little candy
during team building?

931
00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,833
I mean, if the kids can't let loose
between contests and be free,

932
00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:12,125
then this place
starts to feel like a funeral home.

933
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:15,541
But you know where
I feel the pain the most? Padilla.

934
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,250
He wouldn't have done this to us.

935
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:20,458
Padilla doesn't have
my fucking mental load!

936
00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:21,541
[door slams]

937
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,625
[employees chattering indistinctly]

938
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,375
[sighs]

939
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:30,208
[buttons clicking]

940
00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:33,166
-[pump whirring]
-[groans softly]

941
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:36,041
[inhales, exhales]

942
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,500
Don't worry about it. Stay calm now.

943
00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:40,458
Just breathe.

944
00:38:40,541 --> 00:38:42,208
[inhales]

945
00:38:42,291 --> 00:38:43,833
Fucking Domingo.

946
00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:46,250
[exhales]

947
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,833
[mischievous music playing]

948
00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:51,708
[exhales]

949
00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:16,541
Now in this next activity,
we'll work on teamwork.

950
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,083
-[mischievous music continues]
-And being together.

951
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Also, we'll learn about the importance
of empathy and camaraderie, okay?

952
00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:26,833
-[Domingo] Camaraderie is important.
-[man] It really is. And what else?

953
00:39:26,916 --> 00:39:29,083
-[Domingo] And, uh…
-Punctuality.

954
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,625
-Yes. [chuckles]
-[man] Yes.

955
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:33,333
Punctuality so as not to
break the climate of teamwork.

956
00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,833
-Ah.
-We begin with a game of role-playing.

957
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,125
An explosive war
has gone nuclear. [mimics explosion]

958
00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:42,291
Yeah. Of course it has.

959
00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:46,958
[man] And you are six random strangers
on board a hot air balloon,

960
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:49,208
who've managed to survive together.

961
00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:51,125
Pardon, if we are six total strangers,

962
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,833
it would be my biggest concern

963
00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:55,541
to be proper
about addressing all of you respectfully.

964
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,375
I need to know the pronouns.

965
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,291
He/him, he/him, she/her?

966
00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:02,458
They/that, it/its, right?

967
00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:05,500
Okay, so… we're all normal, is that right?

968
00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,000
[Sergio sighs]

969
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:11,250
[man] The hot air balloon
is flying towards a desert island,

970
00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,875
and once you're there,

971
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:16,458
you'll have to start
a brand-new civilization.

972
00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,083
-Yes?
-Mm-hm.

973
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:22,125
Only there's one minor problem.

974
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:25,375
The balloon is too heavy,
and you're about to crash.

975
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:29,458
If you want to reach the island,
you'll have to throw someone over.

976
00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,541
-[Olga] Mm-hm.
-Say bye to Armando, the lawyer.

977
00:40:31,625 --> 00:40:33,375
-Overboard you go.
-You'd kill me?

978
00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:34,791
Of course!

979
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,666
What are we going to do
with a lawyer on a desert island?

980
00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:39,458
[laughs] It's ridiculous, right?

981
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:42,083
The lawyer? Sorry, buddy.
Off to the sharks. Go!

982
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:44,333
Rapid, resolute, and authoritarian.

983
00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:46,291
The lawyer goes to the fucking sharks now!

984
00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:47,583
Decision made!

985
00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:49,208
-Oh…
-[grunts]

986
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:52,083
I think the talk went well.
He seems much more motivated.

987
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:54,291
-[man] Hey, Domingo. Domingo.
-I'll make a note.

988
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,541
[man] Take a deep breath.

989
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,375
Domingo, this is
a role-playing game, okay?

990
00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,458
Yes.

991
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:02,458
[man] We're playing characters
that are not our real selves.

992
00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:04,166
-He is not him.
-Ah!

993
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,083
-[man] You are not you.
-Oh, pardon, pardon.

994
00:41:06,166 --> 00:41:08,916
[man] And I am not me.
Well, actually, I am me.

995
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,333
[Domingo] Okay, then. How do we play?

996
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:14,458
[man] You each have an envelope
with a designated role to play.

997
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:18,000
Open it and defend your occupation
on the balloon.

998
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,375
Where is the envelope?

999
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:21,708
-[man] Underneath you.
-[Domingo groans]

1000
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:24,500
-[man] Are you all right, Domingo?
-Whoa. You okay?

1001
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,125
I'm okay. Thank you.

1002
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:28,875
[man] Oh, okay.

1003
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:30,333
I think he needs air.

1004
00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:32,458
[Domingo] How pretty.
I love this envelope.

1005
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:34,666
Hey, I'm definitely staying in the group.

1006
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:37,250
Because I'm an expert game hunter.

1007
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,625
And when we land on the island,
we'll have to eat something.

1008
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,625
Wait, wait. That's if there are animals,
we can't be sure there are.

1009
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:43,666
Also, I'm a vegan.

1010
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,875
Okay. When we get attacked
by a wild boar, then what?

1011
00:41:45,958 --> 00:41:47,875
Are you going to take it down
with sticks of tofu?

1012
00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:48,916
[Domingo laughs]

1013
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,958
With tofu? With Tofu!

1014
00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:53,625
Though it is pretty wonderful, right?

1015
00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:55,416
My sister loves to eat tofu.

1016
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,625
Attention!

1017
00:41:56,708 --> 00:41:57,958
Who here's a vegan?

1018
00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:00,083
Who likes tofu? Tofu is important.

1019
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,500
Tofu is a very important part of my life!

1020
00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,166
Excuse me, Olga.
What's your plan for this thing?

1021
00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,791
-My plan?
-[Sergio] Defending ourselves.

1022
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:09,500
From what I understand to be true,
she doesn't have any weapons.

1023
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:11,041
-No weapons?
-No weapons.

1024
00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:14,125
-[Domingo] What do you mean, no weapons?
-Okay then, I'll carve them.

1025
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,958
-I'm gonna look for a boar!
-[Marco] Careful.

1026
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,083
-[man] You're going to hurt yourself.
-[Olga] Domingo!

1027
00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:21,166
-Is he having a stroke?
-His eyes are blood red.

1028
00:42:21,250 --> 00:42:22,916
-[Armando] Like the devil.
-No.

1029
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,791
What do you mean, no?
They're like two peppers.

1030
00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,166
I think they seem fine.

1031
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,708
-Okay. Sorry.
-Come back, it's okay.

1032
00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:29,875
We must remember none of this is real.

1033
00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:32,458
-We're just doing activities.
-I was looking for the wild boar.

1034
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:34,625
[man] No, no. You don't have to do that.

1035
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,541
My turn now, right?

1036
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,291
Botanist.

1037
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:42,875
Of course, how will we ever survive
without beautiful flowers on our tables?

1038
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:44,041
[Domingo] Very good point.

1039
00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:46,333
I am a beautiful homosexual botanist.

1040
00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:49,291
-You're thinking "florist," you hick.
-I have a friend who's gay

1041
00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:52,083
[man] That's good.
That's very good, Domingo.

1042
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,291
Because I'm woke.

1043
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:54,958
Well, okay, um…

1044
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:57,666
On the island,
someone might need medicine, right?

1045
00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,958
And nature would be the only medicine
we have access to.

1046
00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:03,833
Everything is wonderful in nature!
I love nature, the air and the trees!

1047
00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:06,208
Have you ever seen a tree?
They're fucking magical.

1048
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,875
-I wish I was a monkey.
-[man] Careful.

1049
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:10,000
-[Domingo] Calling my sister.
-[man] Those don't work.

1050
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,833
About buying us tofu.
To see what kind of tofu's best to eat.

1051
00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,208
Um…

1052
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,250
As I was saying,

1053
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:19,166
I think Marco stays because he's the one
able to identify different medicines.

1054
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:22,083
And I know how to apply them because…

1055
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,166
DOCTOR

1056
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,208
…call me "doctor."

1057
00:43:24,291 --> 00:43:26,000
[laughs] Boom.

1058
00:43:26,583 --> 00:43:27,583
[Armando] My turn.

1059
00:43:27,666 --> 00:43:30,166
I will be our engineer.

1060
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:32,458
Well, perfect, because I got "builder."

1061
00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:34,791
And everything you design,
I'll be able to build it.

1062
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,708
We match together perfectly.

1063
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,166
And now for Domingo.

1064
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,916
-No, no, no, no, no.
-You have to open it.

1065
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:40,875
Uh-uh.

1066
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,583
-Right now. It's for everyone.
-[Domingo] No, no, no, no.

1067
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,125
It says you are…

1068
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,375
-The lawyer.
-No, no, no!

1069
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:53,458
You monsters won't take me alive!
No, no, no! [grunting]

1070
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,375
[woman gasps]

1071
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:02,166
Uh… let's move on to our next challenge.

1072
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,208
Karaoke.

1073
00:44:03,291 --> 00:44:04,125
Domingo?

1074
00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:06,416
-Domingo.
-[Domingo groans]

1075
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:09,166
-[man] Are you hurt?
-[Domingo] No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1076
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:12,916
<i>♪ Tell me about you, about your anxiety ♪</i>

1077
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,041
<i>♪ About eternity ♪</i>

1078
00:44:15,125 --> 00:44:18,125
<i>♪ If it were true ♪</i>

1079
00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:21,833
<i>♪ Baby, to stop feeling lonely ♪</i>

1080
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,333
-That was pretty damn good, right? Right?
-[scattered applause]

1081
00:44:24,416 --> 00:44:25,833
Your little toy is broken for sure.

1082
00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:28,458
<i>♪ Ooh, ooh ♪</i>

1083
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:32,583
<i>♪ Let me hear about your anxiety ♪</i>

1084
00:44:32,666 --> 00:44:35,375
<i>-♪ Baby, for all eternity ♪</i>
-[Domingo groaning]

1085
00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:39,458
<i>-♪ Darling, stay forever ♪</i>
-[Domingo grunts]

1086
00:44:39,541 --> 00:44:42,500
<i>♪ That is for always ♪</i>

1087
00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:44,333
I've been singing for half an hour, man.

1088
00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:46,333
Tell me how
you add up the points, damn it.

1089
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,291
-I'm sorry.
-["Háblame de it" continues over PA]

1090
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:50,791
You just about killed me.

1091
00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:52,416
And you?

1092
00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:54,791
Why would you show them my salary?

1093
00:44:54,875 --> 00:44:56,041
[sighs]

1094
00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:56,958
[inhales]

1095
00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:58,750
Because you're the best, Olga.

1096
00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,708
And if they fired you,

1097
00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:02,583
you'd have another job
by tomorrow morning.

1098
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,708
But I don't want another job,
I want this one.

1099
00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:08,041
You don't want one.

1100
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:09,416
But I can't get one.

1101
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,000
Why not?

1102
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:17,791
What kind of companies do you think
would hire a dinosaur like me?

1103
00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,333
A man my age?

1104
00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:24,375
[poignant, pensive music playing]

1105
00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:32,041
[inhales, sighs]

1106
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,500
[poignant, pensive music continues]

1107
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,250
[enchanting musical flourish]

1108
00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,333
-[Padilla] <i>I have an RV.</i>
-[music turns auspicious]

1109
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,458
[Domingo] Hello?

1110
00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,000
Ah.

1111
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:20,166
Huh. [laughs]

1112
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:24,666
Huh.

1113
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,625
[laughs]

1114
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,583
[inhales]

1115
00:46:34,791 --> 00:46:36,041
[laughs]

1116
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:39,666
[music fades slowly]

1117
00:46:39,750 --> 00:46:42,875
-[Marco] You're out of your mind.
-[Sergio] They'll be gone all morning.

1118
00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:44,958
[Marco] Is this your way
of telling me you're crazy?

1119
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:47,375
[Sergio] They come back
in the afternoon, every day.

1120
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,125
[Marco] No, we can't. No.

1121
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,916
[Sergio] Shhh, yes we can.

1122
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,791
Trust me, they've been here all week.

1123
00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:54,208
[Marco] But what if we get caught?

1124
00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:55,208
[both moaning softly]

1125
00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:58,875
Oh! Oh, the United States.
The U.S. makes me so fucking horny.

1126
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,875
-[Sergio] Yes? Really?
-[Marco] Since I was a kid.

1127
00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:02,166
[both moaning]

1128
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:07,791
[grunts] Call me something.
Some tacky woman.

1129
00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,458
-[grunts]
-Patricia!

1130
00:47:09,541 --> 00:47:11,500
-[Marco] Yes! Call me Patricia!
-[Sergio] Patricia!

1131
00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:12,416
Patricia?

1132
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,750
[Marco and Sergio moaning]

1133
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:16,958
[Marco] Let me take over.

1134
00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:19,166
[Marco and Sergio continue moaning]

1135
00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,250
[door hinges squeaking]

1136
00:47:22,333 --> 00:47:25,166
[lilting music playing]

1137
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,583
[Marco] Just let me take over.

1138
00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:29,666
[Marco and Sergio moaning]

1139
00:47:30,916 --> 00:47:32,791
-[Marco moans]
-[Sergio] No! Not the top!

1140
00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,791
-[brake cranks]
-[Marco] Oh, okay, okay, okay!

1141
00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:35,708
Domingo?

1142
00:47:35,791 --> 00:47:38,083
[lilting music continues]

1143
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:43,208
-Are you some kind of voyeur?
-I don't know.

1144
00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,875
-What are you doing here?
-Nothing.

1145
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,333
-What are you two doing?
-Uh, we're working.

1146
00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,416
-Oh, a work meeting?
-Yes. Is Tati coming?

1147
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,041
Shortly. Does it feel like we're moving?

1148
00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,333
Oh. What?

1149
00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:55,208
-Wait a minute. Domingo?
-We're rolling.

1150
00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:57,208
-[Marco] We're fucking moving!
-[Domingo] Oh shit!

1151
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,500
-[Sergio] The brake!
-[Marco] Grab the brake, Domingo!

1152
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:02,208
-[music intensifies]
-[all yelling]

1153
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:06,750
[all yelling and grunting]

1154
00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:10,208
[all yelling]

1155
00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:14,875
That's our RV, isn't it?

1156
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:17,791
[Domingo, Marco, and Sergio yelling]

1157
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:20,875
-[music crescendos]
-[Domingo, Marco, and Sergio grunt]

1158
00:48:20,958 --> 00:48:22,541
-[music fades]
-[cow moos]

1159
00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,625
-[Marco] Domingo.
-[Domingo coughs]

1160
00:48:24,708 --> 00:48:25,666
-Domingo.
-What?

1161
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:26,583
Are you okay?

1162
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,791
You know you don't have to say anything.

1163
00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:30,041
You're both grown-ups.

1164
00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:31,833
You can do whatever you want
with each other.

1165
00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,750
Yes, but listen to me. He's my employee.

1166
00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:35,500
Some people might call it
an abuse of power.

1167
00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:36,500
Look at me.

1168
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,875
Is he abusing his power?

1169
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:39,875
I don't know.

1170
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,583
Well, I'm happy if you're happy.

1171
00:48:41,666 --> 00:48:43,250
-Now, please, if you wouldn't mind.
-Okay.

1172
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,333
I can't really deal with your erections.
Please, would you just let me out?

1173
00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:48,541
-Let's get moving for Domingo.
-[Domingo grunts]

1174
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,583
[Marco grunts] Okay.

1175
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:52,666
-[birds singing]
-[poignant music playing]

1176
00:49:24,250 --> 00:49:26,625
-What are you doing here?
-[music fades]

1177
00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:27,916
[Laura] Mm…

1178
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,166
[inhales sharply]

1179
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:31,916
Hm. I don't like
putting my nose in anybody's business.

1180
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,250
And yet…

1181
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:37,791
Mm-- Sergio and you… got together?

1182
00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:40,291
Fucking Domingo.

1183
00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:41,791
-That's a yes.
-No.

1184
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:43,666
And he has no proof, and neither do you.

1185
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:48,041
Look, I know this is a bit unprofessional
on my part,

1186
00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:50,208
but it was pretty stupid on your part
to do this.

1187
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,333
You're his boss.

1188
00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:53,916
Well, okay. But pardon me
for trying to live my life for once.

1189
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,250
Marco…

1190
00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:59,041
Only so many will make it out of here.

1191
00:49:59,125 --> 00:50:00,333
[sighs]

1192
00:50:00,416 --> 00:50:03,125
And I think we both know
being employed is what's best for you.

1193
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:06,041
[tense, pensive music playing]

1194
00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,333
[tense, pensive music continues]

1195
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:15,583
Each one of you
needs to hold their own balance.

1196
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:17,166
-So we don't need to…
-[women groaning]

1197
00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:20,833
You don't need to hold each other.
So let go of each other's hands.

1198
00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:24,208
That's it. Trust yourself.
Trust the universe.

1199
00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:26,833
-You are balanced. You are one.
-[music fades]

1200
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,041
Yes, that's it. Let go of her.

1201
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:30,708
[crickets chirping]

1202
00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,041
I used to believe that…

1203
00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:37,541
they were like this
because they're exhausted moms.

1204
00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,166
Beaten down. But, no.

1205
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,791
They're not exhausted.

1206
00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,416
They've entered another phase in life.

1207
00:50:44,916 --> 00:50:46,625
-You know?
-[owl hoots]

1208
00:50:47,416 --> 00:50:49,125
And I don't mean they're so great.

1209
00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:51,416
But they're not bad either.

1210
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,250
They look lost.

1211
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,875
No way.

1212
00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:57,291
[man] Stop.

1213
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,375
They look so special.

1214
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,250
They don't care what happens, they…

1215
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,666
They let their focus be elsewhere,

1216
00:51:04,750 --> 00:51:07,333
because their priorities
are elsewhere as well.

1217
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,500
Is that where you are?

1218
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,041
Yes, I think so, but…

1219
00:51:12,791 --> 00:51:14,083
The market won't allow it.

1220
00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:16,416
Family, or career?

1221
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:20,500
They might be moving Pepa.

1222
00:51:21,750 --> 00:51:23,041
She could be going to France.

1223
00:51:23,541 --> 00:51:24,583
Well, there you go.

1224
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:29,041
Maybe it's a hundred years until the suits
bring on a woman executive again.

1225
00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,375
I don't have very many options.

1226
00:51:37,666 --> 00:51:38,666
You're right.

1227
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:42,000
But you're gonna be a fantastic mother.

1228
00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:46,041
-[tense, pensive music resumes]
-[man and group of women] The happy cat.

1229
00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:48,041
The angry cat.

1230
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:50,208
The happy cat.

1231
00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,875
-[man] That's it.
-[women] The angry cat.

1232
00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,625
Maybe we can include a smile.

1233
00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:55,500
The happy cat.

1234
00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:58,416
The angry cat.

1235
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,250
SATURDAY

1236
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:03,333
-[music fades]
-[man] <i>Good morning, team!</i>

1237
00:52:03,416 --> 00:52:05,875
<i>Today we will begin</i>
<i>at the top of a mountain.</i>

1238
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,416
I hold in my hands
a wheel of Uncle Mochales cheese.

1239
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:10,333
Semi-cured.

1240
00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:11,541
[cows mooing distantly]

1241
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,958
If I wasn't a vegan,
it would be my fa-vo-rite.

1242
00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:17,500
This next competition is for many points.

1243
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:19,791
It is going to test the inner strength
of each one of you,

1244
00:52:19,875 --> 00:52:21,666
and see who can overcome their fear.

1245
00:52:22,250 --> 00:52:23,166
Who wants it?

1246
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:26,958
Are you kidding right now?

1247
00:52:27,041 --> 00:52:29,458
[man] Uh, no.
You have to go after the cheese.

1248
00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:31,833
Three, two, one, cheese.

1249
00:52:31,916 --> 00:52:32,750
[whistle blows]

1250
00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:34,875
["Kites Are Fun"
by The Free Design playing]

1251
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,958
[distorted yelling]

1252
00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:45,750
<i>♪ I like flying ♪</i>

1253
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,166
<i>♪ Flying kites ♪</i>

1254
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:54,541
<i>♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>

1255
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:58,000
<i>-♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>
-[distorted yelling]

1256
00:52:58,583 --> 00:52:59,791
<i>♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>

1257
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:04,750
<i>-♪ See my kite, it's fun ♪</i>
<i>-♪ See my kite, it's green and white ♪</i>

1258
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:08,375
<i>♪ Laughing in its distant flight ♪</i>

1259
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:10,958
<i>♪ All that's between us</i>
<i>Is a little yellow string ♪</i>

1260
00:53:11,041 --> 00:53:14,208
<i>♪ But we like each other</i>
<i>More than anything ♪</i>

1261
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:17,916
<i>♪ And we run along together</i>
<i>Through the field behind my house ♪</i>

1262
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,541
<i>♪ And we'd like to be</i>
<i>A zillion miles away from everyone ♪</i>

1263
00:53:21,625 --> 00:53:25,875
<i>♪ 'Cause Mom and Dad</i>
<i>And Uncle Bill don't realize ♪</i>

1264
00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:28,250
<i>♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>

1265
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,416
[distorted groan]

1266
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,458
<i>♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>

1267
00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:33,625
<i>♪ Kites are fun ♪</i>

1268
00:53:33,708 --> 00:53:36,583
<i>♪ And we run along together</i>
<i>Through the field behind my house ♪</i>

1269
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:39,875
<i>♪ And the little drops of rain</i>
<i>Caress our face and wash my blouse ♪</i>

1270
00:53:39,958 --> 00:53:43,791
<i>♪ And we'd like to be</i>
<i>A zillion miles away from everyone ♪</i>

1271
00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:47,500
<i>♪ 'Cause Mom and Dad</i>
<i>And Uncle Bill don't realize ♪</i>

1272
00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,541
<i>♪ I like flying… ♪</i>

1273
00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:52,916
[exhales] Fucking cheese can kiss my ass.

1274
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,541
[Marco] I won!

1275
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:55,875
I won!

1276
00:53:57,250 --> 00:53:58,250
<i>♪ Flying kites ♪</i>

1277
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,208
-We won! Marketing! Ha!
-[song fades]

1278
00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:03,500
-[Parrondo] Congratulations.
-You okay?

1279
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:07,166
Whoo-hoo! [whoops, laughs]

1280
00:54:08,291 --> 00:54:10,291
[birds singing and calling]

1281
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,041
[Pepa] What are you doing here?

1282
00:54:17,791 --> 00:54:18,750
[Olga] Um…

1283
00:54:19,375 --> 00:54:20,333
I followed you.

1284
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:23,291
I need to tell you something. I, um…

1285
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:25,833
Pepa, I'm gonna quit.

1286
00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:29,458
I'm falling apart.

1287
00:54:30,041 --> 00:54:31,625
I don't feel like fighting anymore.

1288
00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:33,875
It's not worth it to me now.

1289
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:35,375
It doesn't make sense.

1290
00:54:35,958 --> 00:54:37,250
I just want to go home.

1291
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:39,041
I know. Here.

1292
00:54:43,833 --> 00:54:44,875
Take a look.

1293
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:49,708
[indistinct yelling and chattering]

1294
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:51,958
[woman] Do it, do it, do it, do it!

1295
00:54:52,041 --> 00:54:53,541
[Pepa] They look like ants.

1296
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,666
I could crush them, if I wanted to.

1297
00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:58,625
And you're like me.

1298
00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:01,416
No, no. [clears throat]

1299
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,666
No, I'm not like you.

1300
00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:03,625
Yes.

1301
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:09,208
Do you think I've always been like this?
Hm? Girlfriend. That was my life.

1302
00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:10,791
Girlfriend.

1303
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,375
And do you know what my boyfriend was?

1304
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,500
Doctor?

1305
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,291
Entrepreneur.

1306
00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:19,375
And he had a brilliant idea.

1307
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,583
Empanadas.

1308
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:22,833
Argentinian?

1309
00:55:22,916 --> 00:55:24,000
No.

1310
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,333
He was Salamancan.

1311
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,041
Salamancans eat empanadas?

1312
00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:30,458
<i>Hornazos, </i>they call them.

1313
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,000
They're dry as a motherfucker.

1314
00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:35,166
[Olga] Hm.

1315
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:37,541
He blamed it on me
when he failed miserably.

1316
00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:41,375
He said I was like a damper.
Like a damper. Yeah?

1317
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,458
A damper on that
entrepreneurial spirit of his.

1318
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,666
I gained 27 fucking pounds
helping that asshole.

1319
00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,291
Damper.

1320
00:55:52,833 --> 00:55:54,166
But I learned my lesson.

1321
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,541
Never, and I mean fucking never,

1322
00:55:57,375 --> 00:56:00,750
will I risk myself for anyone or anything.

1323
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,166
Never.

1324
00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:04,291
Never.

1325
00:56:04,791 --> 00:56:06,875
You want to know what I make now? Hm?

1326
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:09,208
Come here. Come here.

1327
00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:12,458
[whispers indistinctly]

1328
00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,583
[pensive music playing]

1329
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,166
You felt it, right?

1330
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,208
Your whole body covered in goosebumps.

1331
00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:20,250
I see it.

1332
00:56:20,833 --> 00:56:21,958
From head to toe.

1333
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:24,958
I'm ascending, Olga.

1334
00:56:26,458 --> 00:56:28,291
And you're going to take my place.

1335
00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:30,250
-[music turns ominous]
-Me?

1336
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:34,083
No, don't try to say
you're surprised, all right?

1337
00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:35,166
I told your friend Marco,

1338
00:56:35,250 --> 00:56:37,958
but it's hard to believe that bigmouth
hasn't said anything.

1339
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:40,916
Mm. Marco is…

1340
00:56:42,541 --> 00:56:44,958
-He's very discreet. [laughs]
-Mm-hm.

1341
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,500
But when the French look at you,
they need to see…

1342
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:51,125
A natural killer. Hm?

1343
00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:54,333
Security, firmness, enthusiasm, courage.

1344
00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:56,250
Win every challenge and then you'll be me.

1345
00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,333
-I've never kayaked before.
-Every one.

1346
00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,291
-And the bicycles?
-Every one.

1347
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,375
Now take a moment. Look at them.

1348
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,291
Your little ants.

1349
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:10,375
[ominous, pensive music continues]

1350
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:27,208
GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS

1351
00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,041
-[Natalia] It's chaos outside.
-[music fades]

1352
00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,541
We should try to beat Marketing.
They're a bunch of tools.

1353
00:57:31,625 --> 00:57:33,416
Yeah, with their stupid English.

1354
00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:38,833
"Briefing, after work,
breakfast, Aquaman…"

1355
00:57:38,916 --> 00:57:40,708
It's already in motion right here.

1356
00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,500
[inhales] He's got a plan.

1357
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:43,833
What's the plan?

1358
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:45,083
Maybe we're old and musty,

1359
00:57:45,166 --> 00:57:47,291
and we don't know what they mean
by saying "after work,"

1360
00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:49,041
or "briefing," or "Aquaman," and--

1361
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:52,750
Maybe we don't use microphones on Zoom,
or know what the hell a poker bowl is.

1362
00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:53,666
"Poke."

1363
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,291
But I bet you know what
our generation's better at than any other.

1364
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:58,208
-Calligraphy.
-Faking orgasms.

1365
00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,250
Well, that.

1366
00:58:01,833 --> 00:58:03,083
It's working hard.

1367
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,000
We work our ass off like bastards.

1368
00:58:05,083 --> 00:58:05,916
That's not true.

1369
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,416
Well, we work hard enough to get by.
Without whining too.

1370
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,958
You whine about everything.

1371
00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:12,583
Fine, but we don't cry.

1372
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:16,583
They'll never believe it,
but we'd be impossible to replace.

1373
00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:18,875
-[Natalia] Why?
-[lilting music playing]

1374
00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:22,125
Because we've seen bodies buried
since we began at this company.

1375
00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:23,833
They want optimization?

1376
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,166
Let's optimize.

1377
00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:28,208
GREAT CHEESES,
GREAT IDEAS

1378
00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:30,291
[music intensifies]

1379
00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:34,750
-Am I alive or dead?
-[woman 6] Not alive nor dead.

1380
00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,791
-On this planet?
-[woman 5] Sometimes I think you are.

1381
00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:39,458
-But, uh-- Am I an animal?
-No.

1382
00:58:39,541 --> 00:58:40,458
No.

1383
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,083
A pleasant person?

1384
00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:43,208
BUDDHA

1385
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:44,916
No.

1386
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,416
-Not a pleasant person?
-[woman 5] No.

1387
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,375
-Am I handsome?
-Yes.

1388
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,166
A little metrosexual?

1389
00:58:53,250 --> 00:58:55,416
-[woman 5] Uh, no.
-Totally. Textbook.

1390
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:56,833
-[woman 5] No.
-Bleh!

1391
00:58:56,916 --> 00:58:59,166
-Uh…
-[Parrondo] He's stumped now. My turn.

1392
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,541
-We'll come back to you. Fire away.
-[Tati] Go ahead.

1393
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:03,208
-Does he play for Madrid?
-[woman 5] No.

1394
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,833
-For Barça?
-No.

1395
00:59:05,916 --> 00:59:07,125
Mm, I'm screwed.

1396
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:08,166
[cell phone ringing]

1397
00:59:08,250 --> 00:59:10,083
-[woman 5] Nothing--
-[Parrondo] Give me a clue.

1398
00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:11,291
-[woman 5] A clue?
-Excuse me.

1399
00:59:11,375 --> 00:59:13,250
-[Tati] Okay.
-Mm… Motomami.

1400
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:16,875
-[Tati] That's it. This is easy.
-[Parrondo] Ángel Nieto, the 12 1 guy.

1401
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,833
[indistinct chatter]

1402
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,000
-Yes?
-[man] <i>Marco Antuña?</i>

1403
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,708
Yes, this is he.

1404
00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,541
<i>I'm calling from Globalink.</i>

1405
00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:26,166
<i>We're a headhunter agency.</i>

1406
00:59:26,250 --> 00:59:27,708
Hanhunter, in Germany?

1407
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:30,791
Is this about the interview I did
for The Laughing Cow?

1408
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:32,458
<i>It's better, Marco.</i>

1409
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,416
[indistinct chatter]

1410
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:38,666
-I don't know. Take it step by step.
-You know if they'll give us the medals?

1411
00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,541
[indistinct chatter continues]

1412
00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:41,625
Hello there.

1413
00:59:41,708 --> 00:59:42,875
[door close]

1414
00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:44,458
-So you aren't leaving?
-No.

1415
00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,541
I'm staying right here.

1416
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,625
You chose your job.

1417
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:51,208
It's the fun I chose.

1418
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,000
-Makes two of us.
-Love that.

1419
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:54,083
[Laura] Thank you.

1420
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:57,083
Well, we've finally arrived
at my favorite activity

1421
00:59:57,166 --> 00:59:58,833
of the whole long weekend.

1422
00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:01,583
Your great ideas.

1423
01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:03,583
We are going to read your suggestions

1424
01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:06,583
on how to improve
the company's operations.

1425
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:07,958
The first one…

1426
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:11,208
"We would spend a lot less
on materials for the office…"

1427
01:00:11,291 --> 01:00:12,291
Very good.

1428
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:16,625
"…if Armando from Legal would refrain
from stealing reams of paper."

1429
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:18,375
-Wait a second.
-[employees grumbling]

1430
01:00:18,458 --> 01:00:20,000
-Is this true, Armando?
-No.

1431
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,208
-[Parrondo] Yeah, right.
-That's a lie.

1432
01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:23,250
Please, Armando.

1433
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,666
We see what your bag looks like
at the end of the day.

1434
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,750
Maybe I should say
who dented Pepa's car in the lot?

1435
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,083
-[Armando] Or should we all shut up?
-Best we all shut up.

1436
01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:33,208
-[Armando] Good idea.
-A small scratch, toothpaste will fix it.

1437
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:34,916
I'll try another one.

1438
01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:37,000
Um…

1439
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:41,208
"Ruzzana is not late to work
because she takes her kid to school."

1440
01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:43,208
"The kid is 25 years old."

1441
01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:45,416
-"She goes to the movies at night."
-[Marco] Really?

1442
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:46,958
-[Sergio] Are you kidding me?
-Sue me.

1443
01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:48,250
-Movies are important.
-Another.

1444
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:50,833
-Because that wasn't positive, was it?
-[employees grumbling]

1445
01:00:50,916 --> 01:00:53,166
"Tati faked like she was sick from Covid."

1446
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:55,458
"She spent the week getting liposuction."

1447
01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:56,416
Who said that?

1448
01:00:56,500 --> 01:01:00,000
-[employees grumbling]
-[whimpers]

1449
01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:02,666
"Eva's mother has passed away
three times already,

1450
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,083
don't give her any more days off."

1451
01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:07,625
-[employees grumbling]
-Maybe we should stop?

1452
01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:10,875
Because these matters seem very much
like they're very personal to you.

1453
01:01:10,958 --> 01:01:13,625
No, no, no.
These matters are much more than personal.

1454
01:01:13,708 --> 01:01:16,458
Domingo, I just have one quick question.

1455
01:01:16,541 --> 01:01:19,500
Perhaps you can tell us why
there aren't any cards about your team?

1456
01:01:19,583 --> 01:01:21,666
Because on my people are decent
and they work hard.

1457
01:01:21,750 --> 01:01:23,041
-Mm-hm.
-[Marco] Okay, whatever.

1458
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,083
Sure, sure, sure, sure.

1459
01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:26,166
But does your team
know you have their food tickets?

1460
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:28,208
-[Natalia] What?
-What are you talking about?

1461
01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:31,333
What am I talking about? Domingo.
The tickets you don't give your people.

1462
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:34,083
-Should we have been getting food tickets?
-Food tickets?

1463
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:36,541
-Should we have been getting food tickets?
-No. Come on.

1464
01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:38,916
-Sit down, Angelines.
-Of course they should, Domingo.

1465
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,458
They're supposed to, and you know it.

1466
01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:43,541
-You bastard, you lied to us!
-Why, if you mostly eat from Tupperware?

1467
01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:46,166
-To sell! Make money back like everybody!
-[Domingo] Really?

1468
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:49,333
I guess I'll apologize for trying
to save the company a little money.

1469
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,750
-I can't believe you'd steal them!
-I thought it was our job.

1470
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,500
-Guess I was mistaken. I'm sorry.
-You're such a selfish bastard!

1471
01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:55,666
Bastard! Ticket stealer!

1472
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,708
Quit being dramatic. Where are you going?

1473
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,541
Very good. Very good input there, Domingo.

1474
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,875
From this point on,
no food tickets for anybody at all.

1475
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,125
That's just fucking wonderful.

1476
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:05,666
[Armando] Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Domingo,

1477
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:07,333
without whom we'd still have our tickets.

1478
01:02:07,416 --> 01:02:10,250
-Nice work, Domingo, thanks. Very nice.
-[employees grumbling]

1479
01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,708
[Parrondo] Great job, Domingo. Dumbass.

1480
01:02:12,791 --> 01:02:14,083
Hey, shame on you, sir.

1481
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:17,291
Shame on me? From the lady
who shits in the handicapped toilets.

1482
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:20,416
Now, we call them
"persons with diverse functionality."

1483
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:22,083
I don't give a fuck what we call them!

1484
01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:24,833
-Enough! I'm goddamn tired of it.
-[employees grumbling]

1485
01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,416
Please, my friends.
My friends, let's settle down.

1486
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,958
Don't let a few
insensitive comments of Domingo's

1487
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:32,708
distract from the embarrassment
of my pal Olga

1488
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,458
doing her business where she shouldn't.

1489
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:35,791
And you know that's disgusting.

1490
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:37,875
Excuse me, but as far as I know,
it's not illegal.

1491
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:40,416
And it's pristine
compared to the normal toilet bowl.

1492
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,708
The "bowl that's neurotypical."

1493
01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:43,583
-Bowl that's unwashed.
-[Domingo] Woke bowl.

1494
01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:47,166
-Uh, this is not very productive.
-[employees grumbling]

1495
01:02:47,250 --> 01:02:48,750
[Olga] Sorry, yes, you're right.

1496
01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:50,583
The reason it's spotless could be

1497
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:53,750
there's no disabled or handicapped people,
let alone employees, at this company.

1498
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:56,000
And, by the way,
that is your responsibility.

1499
01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:57,041
-Mm…
-[Olga] Mm-hm.

1500
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:59,708
-Good point, Olga. Very good point there.
-Thank you.

1501
01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:03,458
Hm. Good point. Mm-hm.
"Yes, good point, Olga. Good point, Olga."

1502
01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:07,000
What are you, best friends now?
A couple girl bosses running the place?

1503
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,250
-Excuse me, Marco?
-[Marco] You heard what I said.

1504
01:03:09,333 --> 01:03:12,958
After all the nasty shit
you called the other one, just like that?

1505
01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:15,083
-Wait, I'm gonna read a few cards. Wait.
-[Laura] No.

1506
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,375
Yes, yes, I'm gonna read a card.
Give it to me.

1507
01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:19,083
These are the things
that affect all of us.

1508
01:03:19,166 --> 01:03:20,833
For example, this one here.

1509
01:03:20,916 --> 01:03:23,416
Pepa blew a million-dollar contract
with some clients

1510
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,083
because she started talking trash
and forgot to end the call.

1511
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:28,083
And who did she blame?
Of course she blamed Sales.

1512
01:03:28,166 --> 01:03:30,416
-Hear that? She let you take the blame.
-No kidding?

1513
01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:31,625
Ah, how nice.

1514
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:33,958
-[Laura] We get it. We get it already.
-[Marco] Yes, yes!

1515
01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:35,625
Just wait, it gets even better.

1516
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:39,083
Pepa made us go two years,
two years, without a Christmas bonus

1517
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,666
so the company would buy her
that Porsche Panamera

1518
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,291
that this idiot goes and scratches.

1519
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:44,958
-You have said enough.
-[Marco] No.

1520
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:47,500
-You have said enough, Marco.
-No, honey!

1521
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:50,208
Maybe you should tell them
how you put Botox in your armpits

1522
01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:52,041
to fight your excessive over-sweating,

1523
01:03:52,125 --> 01:03:55,041
due to how tense you are
because you're so angry.

1524
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,583
You never respected me, Pepa,
but I don't care anymore.

1525
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,708
Because my offer from a big,
enormous company in America,

1526
01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:04,208
with headquarters all over the world,
just came in.

1527
01:04:04,291 --> 01:04:06,500
Pink Lady. I'm not fired.

1528
01:04:06,583 --> 01:04:07,625
I'm quitting.

1529
01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,750
Oh, I see.

1530
01:04:08,833 --> 01:04:11,875
The little rat is abandoning the ship,
just like always.

1531
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:14,291
[Marco] Well, this rat is not going alone.

1532
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:16,166
Sergio, will you come with me?

1533
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,958
-No.
-Shut up, please.

1534
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:21,375
My first decision in my new role.
Wanna be Chief of Marketing for Pink Lady?

1535
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,750
Marco, uh…

1536
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:25,125
Marco, Pink Lady
hasn't given you any offers.

1537
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:28,125
Pink Lady doesn't exist.
I'm the one who called you before.

1538
01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:29,291
No, no.

1539
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,166
They called me and gave out a firm offer.

1540
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,750
-[mischievous music playing]
-We are a headhunter agency.

1541
01:04:33,833 --> 01:04:34,833
Hanhunter, in Germany?

1542
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:36,041
"Headhunter."

1543
01:04:36,125 --> 01:04:37,250
[janitor] Headhunter.

1544
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,166
Is this about the interview I did
for The Laughing Cow?

1545
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,541
<i>It's better, Marco.</i>

1546
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,125
It's a very lucrative offer.

1547
01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,125
It's a very lucrative offer, my friend.

1548
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,666
It's six figures.

1549
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:47,958
-Six figures.
-[Olga] Exactly.

1550
01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:50,791
It would be for an American company.

1551
01:04:50,875 --> 01:04:52,000
<i>Which one?</i>

1552
01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:54,291
[janitor] A multinational.
I can't give names.

1553
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,250
You've gotta give me something.

1554
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,875
[whispers] Make up a title.

1555
01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:59,708
Say that it's for Apple.

1556
01:05:00,541 --> 01:05:02,208
-A what?
-Apple.

1557
01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,458
-Pink Lady.
-[music fades]

1558
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:07,416
[quirky sting plays]

1559
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,833
-Why'd you do that?
-'Cause you said I should give up my work.

1560
01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:12,833
[Marco] Because you had
already made the decision.

1561
01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:14,833
Because I didn't believe
Pepa wanted to retain me,

1562
01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:16,416
but you knew and didn't say anything!

1563
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,833
She had me promise not to say anything.
Did you tell her?

1564
01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:21,000
Wait, Pepa, your position is now vacant?

1565
01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:22,666
Maybe I should submit an application.

1566
01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:26,375
Domingo, you're lazy and old as shit.
You shouldn't be the boss of anything.

1567
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:28,458
-Neither should someone like you. Sorry.
-Excuse me?

1568
01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:30,083
-You can't be chief, Olga!
-[Olga] Why?!

1569
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:32,375
Your head is beaten down by this moment.
Just look at you.

1570
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:35,833
-Explain this moment to moment shit.
-You seen yourself? You cried milking!

1571
01:05:35,916 --> 01:05:38,291
Who cares if I cried?
I'm in the fucking prime of my life!

1572
01:05:38,375 --> 01:05:40,750
-Barely.
-This is the best fucking moment I've had!

1573
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:43,333
I've never been more focused
than as a mother!

1574
01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:46,875
If I wasn't before, it's because
Domingo released all my paychecks.

1575
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,416
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.

1576
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,625
You slipped drugs to me,
an elderly person with a heart condition.

1577
01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:54,583
And I crashed into that glass
and almost killed myself, okay?

1578
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:57,208
-That really happened?
-No, it was probably his water bottle.

1579
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,833
-Probably his water bottle.
-What kind of drugs were these?

1580
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:02,708
I think the type of drugs
is not the main issue.

1581
01:06:02,791 --> 01:06:06,041
It happened. And I regret that I did that.

1582
01:06:06,125 --> 01:06:07,500
I think you know me, Pepa.

1583
01:06:07,583 --> 01:06:11,250
-You know my record of great conduct.
-I'm not proud of it either.

1584
01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:12,625
It's past us.

1585
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:15,916
What I do want to recall
is the 37 great ideas we had

1586
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,208
to improve the company's future
through leaner operations.

1587
01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,958
Holy fuck, Domingo.
Jesus, just shut your mouth, please!

1588
01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:22,666
Whatever you say, Patricia.

1589
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,333
[Pepa] Patricia?

1590
01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:26,666
Patricia? Who's Patricia?

1591
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,791
There's no… Patricia at this company.

1592
01:06:29,875 --> 01:06:32,958
No, no, no, it's a story
that has nothing to do with this, okay?

1593
01:06:33,041 --> 01:06:36,125
[laughs nervously] Let's rewind, huh?
We've all gone out of our minds.

1594
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:39,000
When they said team building,
it's not what Pepa and Laura had in mind.

1595
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,541
I think it would be wise to back off,

1596
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,583
take some deep breaths,
and go back to how we were.

1597
01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,500
Right, Pepa?

1598
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:47,000
Congratulations, Marco. Really. Congrats.

1599
01:06:47,791 --> 01:06:50,583
It is my pleasure
to expel you from this company.

1600
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:51,500
Out you go.

1601
01:06:55,625 --> 01:06:57,041
-[thuds]
-[employees gasp]

1602
01:06:57,125 --> 01:06:59,125
[footsteps stomping]

1603
01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,166
-[door opens]
-[Pepa] Olga.

1604
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:06,416
-[door slams]
-There he is, your very first ant.

1605
01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,791
[crickets chirping]

1606
01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:19,875
[dog barking distantly]

1607
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,333
-Pepa!
-Hm?

1608
01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:26,000
I think we need to put
this company retreat on pause right now.

1609
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:27,458
-Why?
-Well…

1610
01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:30,625
Because there's still a day to go,
and I fear there'll be a murder.

1611
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:32,750
Laura, I have something to confess to you.

1612
01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:34,916
Uncle Mochales is a small company.

1613
01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:37,708
And when I'm bored,
I like to rattle the fish tank.

1614
01:07:37,791 --> 01:07:39,791
And I'm very bored. Very.

1615
01:07:40,291 --> 01:07:42,416
There are two kinds of fish
in the tropics.

1616
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:46,291
Some are Nemos, and others, piranha.
Which are you?

1617
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,875
Or more importantly,
what do I want you to be?

1618
01:07:49,958 --> 01:07:51,875
Nemo or piranha?

1619
01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:53,875
-Let me know.
-[door opens]

1620
01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,375
[Domingo] Pepa, Pepa, Pepa!

1621
01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:56,875
Our ideas for optimization.

1622
01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:59,958
-There are still a few left.
-You're very old, you have heart disease.

1623
01:08:00,041 --> 01:08:00,875
-Nah.
-Just go to bed.

1624
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:02,625
-I'm still strong as a bull.
-Get your rest.

1625
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:04,375
-But… [sighs]
-Domingo!

1626
01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:07,083
[door opens, closes]

1627
01:08:16,625 --> 01:08:18,166
[sighs]

1628
01:08:25,291 --> 01:08:27,291
[poignant, pensive music playing]

1629
01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:30,791
"It would be nice to give a Rolex
to Domingo when he retires."

1630
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,000
"He's a great boss and a great colleague,
he deserves it."

1631
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,750
NATALIA AND ANGELINES

1632
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:39,833
[poignant, pensive music continues]

1633
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:49,625
-[inhales, sighs]
-[music fades]

1634
01:08:52,750 --> 01:08:53,875
[Marco sighs]

1635
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,541
[knocks on door]

1636
01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:56,833
You leaving?

1637
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:00,166
[inhales] Would've been nice.

1638
01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:02,791
[Sergio] What would have been?

1639
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,500
For the two of us to leave together
and for Pepa to fuck off.

1640
01:09:08,416 --> 01:09:09,250
Sure.

1641
01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:13,208
It would've been nice,
but if I lose this paycheck I'm screwed.

1642
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:14,708
Oh, and I'm not?

1643
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:18,875
Marco, headhunters get paid
to bring in résumés like yours.

1644
01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,583
In a few years they'll come for yours too.

1645
01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,041
For mine. [scoffs]

1646
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:26,791
I'm the guy who got a night degree
working mornings in the local supermarket.

1647
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:29,333
No headhunter gets paid money
for the résumé I have.

1648
01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:32,916
-I can't pick up hundred master's degrees.
-What hundred master's? I have one.

1649
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,916
But you have two parents
who are rich as hell.

1650
01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:39,250
The social elevator's different
for men like me.

1651
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:41,541
You don't need to worry, you'll do great.

1652
01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:44,250
Because it's very clear
you have it all figured out.

1653
01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:46,333
[poignant music playing]

1654
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,750
[poignant music continues]

1655
01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:54,541
[sighs]

1656
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:57,416
[sighs]

1657
01:09:58,875 --> 01:09:59,875
[music fades]

1658
01:09:59,958 --> 01:10:03,458
Hey, grandpa. Are you lost?
Can you hear me?

1659
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,375
Huh?

1660
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:06,541
[boy] Dad!

1661
01:10:06,625 --> 01:10:09,250
[man] Wait, Paulie, your sister
has been peeing for half an hour.

1662
01:10:09,333 --> 01:10:11,458
-I'll be right there.
-This old man can't hear me.

1663
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,791
I can hear you.

1664
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,166
-[man] Paulie, don't bother him.
-Is your family here?

1665
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,666
-[man] Paulie, honey.
-What family?

1666
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,041
Paulie.

1667
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:20,916
Dad, the old man peed himself!

1668
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,250
No, no. I didn't pee,

1669
01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:24,291
-It's just water. A bit got on my leg.
-[man] Okay.

1670
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:26,791
Tell Mom to start the car
and grab the blanket from the trunk.

1671
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:28,541
We're going to take this old man, okay?

1672
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:30,166
Hey, man. Did I ask you for company?

1673
01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:32,583
-What is this?
-Don't worry, sir. We won't leave you.

1674
01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,500
-Do you remember how you got here?
-I just walked.

1675
01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,000
Suddenly, they leave you,
I don't know, at a gas station,

1676
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:40,041
and the car leaves and doesn't come back.

1677
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,500
-It doesn't come back.
-What are you talking about?

1678
01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:45,333
And what's this gas station?
How old do you think I am? Lord Almighty.

1679
01:10:45,416 --> 01:10:46,333
-80?
-[Domingo] No.

1680
01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:47,666
-Paulie.
-109?

1681
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:49,583
Better run to your dad
before I kick your ass.

1682
01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:51,958
Poke him with the stick
so he doesn't fall asleep!

1683
01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:54,750
-Old man like him might not wake up again.
-[Domingo] What?

1684
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,166
All right that's enough.

1685
01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:58,416
Hey, kid, just stop. Stop it. Stop it.

1686
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,083
-Paulie. Hey, that's enough, sweetheart.
-Get your boy away from me.

1687
01:11:01,166 --> 01:11:02,666
-That's enough.
-Get him out of here.

1688
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,333
[man] We're not going to leave you here.

1689
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,708
The elderly are a testament to life.
We'll be back for you.

1690
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:08,500
-Yeah, yeah, a testament to life.
-Let's go.

1691
01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:10,875
[Paulie] He looks like he could die
at any second.

1692
01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,708
-[man] Not on our watch, he won't.
-[exhales]

1693
01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:16,125
Honey, when you can,
tell me how my loves are doing.

1694
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:19,708
Okay? And, um, sorry I'm not with you.

1695
01:11:20,583 --> 01:11:23,833
But listen, I think
I'm about to chosen as CEO.

1696
01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:26,791
And after this week,
things will be much different.

1697
01:11:27,666 --> 01:11:29,750
To implement it will take one more effort.

1698
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:31,416
[ominous music playing]

1699
01:11:31,500 --> 01:11:32,500
All my love.

1700
01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:38,166
[bird calls]

1701
01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:42,625
SUNDAY

1702
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:45,916
Congratulations to you all,
you've reached your final challenge.

1703
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,000
START LINE

1704
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:48,958
It will determine your fate.

1705
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:52,708
For some of you, this path leads to glory.

1706
01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:55,416
-Others, unemployment.
-[ominous music continues]

1707
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,166
[man] You will ride these bikes
through the forest,

1708
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:02,166
reach the river, descend it by kayak,

1709
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,416
and run to the finish line.

1710
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:06,833
Where Laura,

1711
01:12:06,916 --> 01:12:11,000
myself, and your job
will be eagerly awaiting your arrival.

1712
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,250
Or not.

1713
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,000
Yeah. I will.

1714
01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:17,791
When you first arrived here,

1715
01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:19,875
your jobs were something
that you took for granted.

1716
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,291
Not anymore, right?

1717
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:24,625
Show me you understand.

1718
01:12:24,708 --> 01:12:27,083
You are nothing. Nada.

1719
01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:29,708
[music intensifies]

1720
01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:37,916
[music crescendos, fades]

1721
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:42,041
-[air horn blows]
-[all yelling]

1722
01:12:42,125 --> 01:12:44,125
[dramatic music playing]

1723
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:47,833
-[man grunts]
-[woman] Let's go!

1724
01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:55,541
[man yelling]

1725
01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,000
-[bike chain grinds]
-God! Oh God! [yells]

1726
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,666
[grunts, groans]

1727
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,750
[Olga gasps]

1728
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,708
[yelling]

1729
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:13,416
-[snarls]
-Out of my way!

1730
01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:15,666
[Natalia and Sergio grunt]

1731
01:13:16,958 --> 01:13:19,041
[Natalia breathing heavily]

1732
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:21,750
-[bike chain grinds]
-Let's go!

1733
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:22,833
[screams]

1734
01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:26,791
-[yells]
-[yelps]

1735
01:13:27,375 --> 01:13:28,750
[Domingo grunting]

1736
01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:30,708
-[grunting]
-[dramatic music continues]

1737
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:34,916
-[growls]
-[screams, grunts]

1738
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,833
-[Olga groans]
-[laughing]

1739
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,416
-[grunts]
-[groans]

1740
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:41,916
[music fades]

1741
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:43,958
[growls]

1742
01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:46,708
[dramatic sting swells, fades]

1743
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:55,333
[vehicle approaching]

1744
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:04,250
Leaving already?

1745
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:06,000
If a bus ever comes.

1746
01:14:06,083 --> 01:14:08,416
There's a station in Torremocha.

1747
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
Get in.

1748
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,791
Great, we'll get there tomorrow.

1749
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,750
[dramatic music playing]

1750
01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:20,666
[gasps]

1751
01:14:23,791 --> 01:14:27,250
[employees screaming]

1752
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,333
[music intensifies]

1753
01:14:31,916 --> 01:14:34,541
[Olga grunting]

1754
01:14:35,125 --> 01:14:36,125
[grunts]

1755
01:14:37,416 --> 01:14:38,541
[screams]

1756
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:41,000
[music crescendos, fades]

1757
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,958
-There are no kayaks, no kayaks!
-Where are they?

1758
01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:46,541
No kayaks! There are no kayaks!
Olga stole the kayaks!

1759
01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:48,166
-God help us all!
-[Natalia] No kayaks!

1760
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,208
-[Parrondo] Move!
-[Natalia] There are no kayaks!

1761
01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:52,416
-[Parrondo] Move!
-I don't see jack shit!

1762
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:54,750
-[man] Who the fuck…
-I see one!

1763
01:14:54,833 --> 01:14:57,208
[both grunting]

1764
01:14:57,291 --> 01:14:59,625
-[grunting]
-[music intensifies]

1765
01:14:59,708 --> 01:15:02,875
[both yelling and grunting]

1766
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,791
See you later, wokies!

1767
01:15:08,458 --> 01:15:09,458
[both grunt]

1768
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,250
Screw you.

1769
01:15:12,166 --> 01:15:15,458
[intense music playing]

1770
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:17,375
[grunting]

1771
01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:23,666
[growls] Long live Domingo!
Long live Domingo!

1772
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:30,791
[yells]

1773
01:15:31,791 --> 01:15:32,666
[gasps]

1774
01:15:33,166 --> 01:15:35,000
[screams]

1775
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,166
[gasps, grunts]

1776
01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:43,958
[Olga screams]

1777
01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,750
[screams]

1778
01:15:47,833 --> 01:15:50,083
[music crescendos, fades]

1779
01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:59,166
[Marco] But you're the owner,
and this French company makes dog food.

1780
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:00,791
[Aldo] Son, you're right.

1781
01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:04,583
Selling out was not a part of the dream.

1782
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:08,250
I first founded this cheese company

1783
01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:12,375
to give people jobs,
and avoid paying taxes.

1784
01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,041
And I've ruined it.

1785
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,541
[crying]

1786
01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:18,958
[lilting, pensive music playing]

1787
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,375
You can make it right.

1788
01:16:21,041 --> 01:16:22,625
[cries softly]

1789
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,000
How so?

1790
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,000
[mystical, pensive music playing]

1791
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:40,125
-Be calm, mommy.
-Hey, Olga.

1792
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:41,666
-We're here.
-Oh my, hello.

1793
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,333
-Hi, Olga.
-Take these!

1794
01:16:43,416 --> 01:16:45,166
Lavender helps you stay calm.

1795
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:48,375
-[woman 5] Especially with a tranquilizer.
-Yes. Moving is a really bad thing.

1796
01:16:48,458 --> 01:16:49,541
It is. Better not.

1797
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,041
-Because your bone is sticking out.
-What bone?

1798
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,416
-It'll be fine.
-Only an inch.

1799
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,083
[Clara] You'll be fine. Don't worry.

1800
01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:57,041
-[woman 5] People break legs.
-[woman 4] Breathe.

1801
01:16:57,125 --> 01:17:00,208
-Be strong for you babies.
-We're going to get you out of here.

1802
01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:02,166
-[Olga] We better get me out of here.
-[all] Yes.

1803
01:17:02,750 --> 01:17:06,291
Because Pepa already said
I'm the next in line.

1804
01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,833
-No, Olga. No.
-No, honey.

1805
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:10,000
Come on, you can suffer,
or you can let it go.

1806
01:17:10,083 --> 01:17:13,041
-[woman 4] Mm-hm.
-Let go of what? Of my leg?

1807
01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:16,125
-No, sweet lady, no.
-You must let go of the old Olga now.

1808
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:18,916
-[woman 5] Yes.
-[Clara] Who didn't have vaginal dryness.

1809
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,500
-[woman 5] Or leaking nipples.
-Got it.

1810
01:17:20,583 --> 01:17:22,625
That Olga stayed with the placenta
in the hospital.

1811
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:24,041
And she's not coming back.

1812
01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:27,375
-She is more than coming back.
-[laughing]

1813
01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:28,750
-Poor thing.
-No.

1814
01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,333
-No, no, no.
-No, she's gone forever.

1815
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:34,583
-No?
-[woman 4] But there exists a new Olga.

1816
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,541
Who's about to discover
the secret of motherhood.

1817
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:39,291
A secret that is passed mother to mother,
and mother to mother.

1818
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,083
-And mother.
-Work-life balance isn't real.

1819
01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,208
-[woman 5] Not possible.
-How do you three do it?

1820
01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:45,833
-Grandparents.
-Grandparents.

1821
01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:47,125
-Grandparents.
-Grandparents.

1822
01:17:47,208 --> 01:17:51,458
-God bless the lovely grandparents.
-That won't work for us at all.

1823
01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:53,500
-My in-laws live in Murcia.
-[woman 4] Shh.

1824
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:55,958
Don't worry, we made a stretcher for ya.

1825
01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:57,750
-Hm? Let's go.
-Come, come.

1826
01:17:59,875 --> 01:18:01,458
You're incredible ladies.

1827
01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:04,625
Oh, this is nothing.
Wait until you have your third.

1828
01:18:04,708 --> 01:18:05,583
-On three!
-Here we go.

1829
01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:08,416
-One, two, three! Up we go.
-[grunting]

1830
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:12,208
<i>♪ Being a mom is the best ♪</i>

1831
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:16,625
<i>♪ Sometimes but not always… ♪</i>

1832
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:17,708
FINISH LINE

1833
01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:19,791
[Sergio breathing heavily]

1834
01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:21,875
[rapid breathing]

1835
01:18:25,208 --> 01:18:27,041
-[Natalia screams]
-[Sergio gasps]

1836
01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:28,125
[screams]

1837
01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:30,166
[Natalia breathing heavily]

1838
01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:32,791
[dramatic music continues]

1839
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,750
[Domingo breathing heavily]

1840
01:18:34,833 --> 01:18:36,125
You bastard!

1841
01:18:36,208 --> 01:18:38,250
[Armando groaning]

1842
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:39,750
[Natalia yells]

1843
01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:43,833
-[woman 1 grunts]
-[woman 2 yells]

1844
01:18:44,833 --> 01:18:47,916
-[yells]
-[whimpering]

1845
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:51,000
-[heartbeat thumping]
-[breathing heavily]

1846
01:18:51,083 --> 01:18:53,083
[dramatic music continues]

1847
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:56,166
-[grunts]
-[heartbeat slows]

1848
01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,250
[breathing heavily]

1849
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,916
-[heartbeat increases]
-[grunts]

1850
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,041
[dramatic music swells]

1851
01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:10,125
[heartbeat increasing]

1852
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:28,250
[dramatic music continues]

1853
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:29,583
[gasps]

1854
01:19:32,041 --> 01:19:34,041
[Domingo breathing heavily]

1855
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:52,000
[inhales, exhales]

1856
01:19:57,041 --> 01:20:01,041
-[music turns triumphant]
-[yelling]

1857
01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,875
[music crescendos]

1858
01:20:04,958 --> 01:20:06,083
[music fades]

1859
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,000
I won! I won! [laughs]

1860
01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:10,416
I'm the fucking boss!

1861
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,916
-[Clara] Come on.
-[woman 5] Olga, hold on, it's downhill.

1862
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,125
-[woman 4] Olga, hold on. We're fine.
-[Clara] Come on.

1863
01:20:15,208 --> 01:20:18,291
-[Domingo laughs]
-[Clara] Careful. Don't stop. Come on.

1864
01:20:18,416 --> 01:20:20,083
-Come on, we're gonna make it!
-Let's go!

1865
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,750
[women gasping]

1866
01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:22,875
Olga?

1867
01:20:23,375 --> 01:20:25,375
-[tender music playing]
-[exhales]

1868
01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:27,583
These mothers are incredible.

1869
01:20:27,666 --> 01:20:29,666
[music distorts, fades]

1870
01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:34,916
[Pepa] Well, you all
let an old man beat you.

1871
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:36,166
Impressive, huh?

1872
01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,083
As I've said, give a little effort

1873
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:40,458
and you'll be a winner
in business and in life.

1874
01:20:41,125 --> 01:20:43,250
[exhales, groans softly]

1875
01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,416
Congratulations, Domingo, our champion.

1876
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,875
-[Domingo] Thanks.
-[Pepa] Big round of applause for Domingo.

1877
01:20:50,083 --> 01:20:52,833
Work hard, and one day
you can be like Domingo.

1878
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:56,625
Attitude, perseverance, constancy.

1879
01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:59,166
Those three attributes
are very important in this world,

1880
01:20:59,250 --> 01:21:01,166
fundamentals to build
your working lives on.

1881
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:03,291
But, Pepa, none of that is true.

1882
01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:05,791
All those competitions we did,
but that bastard Domingo,

1883
01:21:05,875 --> 01:21:08,250
he wins one race and gets the trophy?

1884
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:10,041
And what about all of us? We get nothing?

1885
01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,750
The algorithm is very complicated.

1886
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,083
And I didn't design it.

1887
01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,416
Well, screw your algorithm.

1888
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,458
To the few of you who performed well,

1889
01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:20,500
you should also feel proud
of your performance.

1890
01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:24,500
And to those who didn't,
I wish you luck on your next chapter.

1891
01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:26,291
You will need all you can get.

1892
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:28,833
[tractor approaching]

1893
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,166
[motor slowly winds down]

1894
01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:43,083
[Aldo] We are not Frenchies,

1895
01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:46,166
and I'd bankrupt us
before making pet food.

1896
01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:50,916
And last I checked,
this is still my company.

1897
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,125
Pardon?

1898
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:55,791
And my company is about the workers.

1899
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:59,625
So I have to say sorry, Pepa,
you've just been fired.

1900
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:02,000
The Wicked Witch is gone!

1901
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:05,583
-[employees cheering]
-[man] Bye, Wicked Witch!

1902
01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:08,291
[cheering and laughing]

1903
01:22:08,375 --> 01:22:11,375
-[Pepa whistles]
-[banging on trophy]

1904
01:22:17,416 --> 01:22:19,000
Quiet, you morons.

1905
01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:21,500
Can you really be that stupid?

1906
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,708
This dry husk of a man has no say.

1907
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:27,708
-[Domingo] But he owns the company.
-Hm… No.

1908
01:22:27,791 --> 01:22:30,000
Hm… Yes.

1909
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:33,375
He sold his portion a long, long time ago
to a fund of investors.

1910
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:36,375
All that's left of him is the name.

1911
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:37,500
And his face on the logo,

1912
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:40,125
which we've been changing
to make Uncle Mochales much younger

1913
01:22:40,208 --> 01:22:41,583
and more like Gérard Depardieu.

1914
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:44,375
Gérard Depardieu?
Pepa, why don't you ever tell me anything?

1915
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,000
Gérard Depardieu?

1916
01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:49,125
-Is it true or not, Mochales?
-[Marco] Aldo?

1917
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:52,166
-What?
-Is what she's saying true?

1918
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:56,166
-This was your life's dream, wasn't it?
-But they offered a lot of money.

1919
01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:58,541
[laughing]

1920
01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:01,666
[tractor engine sputtering]

1921
01:23:02,791 --> 01:23:04,791
[tractor engine starts]

1922
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:14,625
So long.

1923
01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,625
-[Pepa] Nice job, everyone.
-[exhales sharply]

1924
01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:24,666
-As of right now you are all hereby gone.
-What?

1925
01:23:24,750 --> 01:23:26,916
-[Pepa] Out on the fucking street.
-I won the hula hoop.

1926
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:30,416
I believe, Pepa,
that isn't your decision anymore.

1927
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,708
What are you talking about now?

1928
01:23:31,791 --> 01:23:35,083
Pepa… Already this week,
Olga has shattered one of her bones.

1929
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,458
Domingo consumed drugs.

1930
01:23:36,541 --> 01:23:38,041
-He could need a doctor.
-No, I didn't.

1931
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,458
-They put it in my--
-[Laura] I'm not judging, but you have.

1932
01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:43,000
There's a wrecked RV
that came out of God only knows where,

1933
01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:44,625
and we've barely begun considering

1934
01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:47,125
the total disregard
for data protection laws,

1935
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,625
and the labor abuses,

1936
01:23:48,708 --> 01:23:51,125
and misuse of animals
with those poor baby cows.

1937
01:23:51,208 --> 01:23:53,875
Do you know
what a full-blown reputational crisis is?

1938
01:23:54,458 --> 01:23:57,791
Hm. Perhaps these three
can explain it to you.

1939
01:23:58,458 --> 01:24:01,333
[inhales sharply]
<i>We are very angry with you, Pepa.</i>

1940
01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:05,333
Philippe, Claude, Silvie,
<i>comment allez vous?</i>

1941
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:06,666
[Laura] They're doing very well.

1942
01:24:06,750 --> 01:24:08,750
<i>Laura, remember,</i>

1943
01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:12,416
<i>come to my office on Monday</i>
<i>to sign your new contract.</i>

1944
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:16,125
<i>Oui, oui, oui. </i>Uh… Mm…

1945
01:24:16,208 --> 01:24:18,791
Ap-- <i>Aprés parle. </i>[laughs nervously]

1946
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,583
I was made CEO last night.

1947
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:24,375
[employees gasp]

1948
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,708
Tell me you're joking.

1949
01:24:27,416 --> 01:24:29,333
-[Laura] It can be over now.
-That means what?

1950
01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:30,875
You can be over! Now.

1951
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,583
I plan on starting a new chapter.

1952
01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:39,791
One in which Uncle Mochales
will be seen as first in the sector.

1953
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,708
-[muttering happily]
-[Laura] Or fifth or sixth.

1954
01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:43,375
We'll meet ourselves wherever we're at.

1955
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:45,333
And we'll be getting back on track
bit by bit.

1956
01:24:45,416 --> 01:24:47,250
There's no need for us to hurry.

1957
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:51,250
And none of that bullshit talk
of us being a family.

1958
01:24:51,333 --> 01:24:53,541
Not to me. Your family is not my family.

1959
01:24:53,625 --> 01:24:55,708
I have my own damn family,
and they live in Soria.

1960
01:24:55,791 --> 01:24:58,041
And none of you here
looks a bit like them.

1961
01:24:58,125 --> 01:25:01,375
Our real families are out there,
and that's where our hearts live.

1962
01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:03,416
How about this?
By day we be cheese sellers,

1963
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:05,541
and at night, we'll be people.

1964
01:25:05,625 --> 01:25:08,833
Can we be leaders in work-life balance?
I say that yes, we can.

1965
01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:10,333
And to those who are missing family,

1966
01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:14,208
well, maybe it's okay
to love ourselves a little bit more.

1967
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,750
Or maybe just find the one who does.

1968
01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:22,083
Or the one that we can love.

1969
01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,041
[Parrondo chuckles]

1970
01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:26,916
[Laura] I'm not a Nemo.

1971
01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:29,541
You're a Nemo, I'm a piranha!

1972
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:34,875
[employees cheering]

1973
01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:40,125
-Bravo! Bravo
-[whistles]

1974
01:25:40,208 --> 01:25:42,708
[all cheering]

1975
01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:45,791
[chanting] Laura! Laura! Laura! Laura!

1976
01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:48,250
-Hooray! Brava!
-Home, here we come!

1977
01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:49,208
My darling!

1978
01:25:49,291 --> 01:25:51,291
[upbeat music playing]

1979
01:25:55,291 --> 01:25:57,500
-I'm all right, just a little sore.
-[indistinct chatter]

1980
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:59,333
-Ice bath.
-Oh yeah, I plan on it.

1981
01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:02,541
-Good.
-[indistinct chatter continues]

1982
01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:05,458
[upbeat music continues]

1983
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:11,458
-I apologize. I behaved very badly.
-You have been a very bad boy.

1984
01:26:11,541 --> 01:26:12,375
[both laugh]

1985
01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:16,875
-[Domingo] For sure. It's a good day!
-[Angelines] Yeah.

1986
01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:18,750
Hey, they left us
in the middle of nowhere.

1987
01:26:18,833 --> 01:26:20,791
-[Olga] Thank you.
-[Clara] Come on, you can do it.

1988
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:23,375
-Of course you can! You're wonderful.
-[woman 4] Wow, it's heavy!

1989
01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:26,041
Thank you for everything, really.
You guys are the best.

1990
01:26:26,125 --> 01:26:27,833
-See you in yoga, huh?
-See you in yoga.

1991
01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:30,291
-Come ready to heal that pelvic floor.
-At seven on Tuesday.

1992
01:26:30,375 --> 01:26:32,500
-Shanti, shanti.
-[women] Shanti, shanti.

1993
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:35,625
-Ahama, mohama.
-"Mohama." That's a new one.

1994
01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:37,708
-She hasn't caught on to yoga yet, huh?
-Not at all.

1995
01:26:37,791 --> 01:26:39,250
-Little by little, right?
-Poor thing.

1996
01:26:39,833 --> 01:26:40,708
Sergio.

1997
01:26:40,791 --> 01:26:42,000
[upbeat music continues]

1998
01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,583
I just spoke to Laura,

1999
01:26:43,666 --> 01:26:47,125
and she said in this new chapter,
I could be with anyone the same rank.

2000
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:49,041
You asked her to promote me?

2001
01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:51,583
-To demote me. I need to relax.
-[laughs]

2002
01:26:51,666 --> 01:26:53,833
[both laugh]

2003
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:56,458
-I'll go grab our bags.
-Okay.

2004
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,500
Hello, Mommy! Mommy!

2005
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:04,583
-Hi, Mommy!
-Hi there, sweeties. Hello, my loves.

2006
01:27:04,666 --> 01:27:07,208
-What happened to your leg?
-Nothing. Why do you ask?

2007
01:27:07,291 --> 01:27:08,666
-Well, I don't know.
-Mwah!

2008
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,833
Glad you're back.

2009
01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:12,958
You're taking the rest of your leave,
because I can't do this on my own.

2010
01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:14,958
-My leave? But, what leave?
-Your leave.

2011
01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:17,500
Well, I think I have
about four weeks left. I can do it.

2012
01:27:17,583 --> 01:27:18,625
No, you have 13.

2013
01:27:18,708 --> 01:27:21,416
During which I will
close the Carrefour deal.

2014
01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:22,375
No fucking way.

2015
01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:23,791
-Lu. Lu.
-Okay, babies.

2016
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,916
-Hey, whatever you need, my love, really.
-Thank you.

2017
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,083
-[Lu crying]
-Oh, no. Lu, I'm here, I'm here.

2018
01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:32,625
Team building. What an invention.

2019
01:27:32,708 --> 01:27:33,750
Never again, huh?

2020
01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:38,208
Well, now I'm pretty sure I can accomplish
whatever I set my mind to.

2021
01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:40,708
-What's he saying?
-You didn't know that already?

2022
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:42,333
I had forgotten.

2023
01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,583
You know what's better
than a French salary?

2024
01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:47,083
-A Spanish layoff?
-[both laugh]

2025
01:27:47,166 --> 01:27:50,208
No, even better.
A Spanish early retirement.

2026
01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,666
Ah! Are you going to buy the RV?

2027
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:53,958
I prefer to sail.

2028
01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,833
-Oh.
-You've been sailing before?

2029
01:27:55,916 --> 01:27:58,250
-[laughs]
-No, but it's never too late to begin.

2030
01:27:58,333 --> 01:27:59,208
Oh.

2031
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:03,666
Goodbye, Triton of the Sea.
That old dinosaur.

2032
01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:09,291
-[Olga] Yeah.
-Yeah. [laughs]

2033
01:28:11,125 --> 01:28:12,041
[Olga sighs]

2034
01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:16,250
-The bangs?
-[laughs]

2035
01:28:16,333 --> 01:28:17,791
-[Víctor] Baby?
-You idiot.

2036
01:28:17,875 --> 01:28:18,750
Baby?

2037
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:21,666
-Hey, hi. How are you?
-I'm great.

2038
01:28:22,208 --> 01:28:23,375
Okay, um…

2039
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,333
-That's it! The grayish one.
-Which one now?

2040
01:28:25,416 --> 01:28:28,375
-Not the blender. I did it with the fork.
-With what?

2041
01:28:28,458 --> 01:28:30,458
-I mean, it's better mashed.
-With a fork?

2042
01:28:30,541 --> 01:28:32,875
-Mashed with a fork?
-It's better for the teeth, I'm serious.

2043
01:28:32,958 --> 01:28:34,083
-Really?
-No.

2044
01:28:34,166 --> 01:28:38,041
And also, what I've been looking at
is… [grunts] …an osteopath.

2045
01:28:38,125 --> 01:28:38,958
[Olga] What for?

2046
01:28:39,041 --> 01:28:42,041
Well, because it's better
to be safe than sorry, honey.

2047
01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:43,833
I thought we talked about this.

2048
01:28:43,916 --> 01:28:46,208
-[Olga] A podcast, you believe.
-[Víctor] Didn't I tell you?

2049
01:28:46,291 --> 01:28:48,250
-So what?
-[Olga] I tell you, you don't believe it.

2050
01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:50,000
[Víctor] You can learn
a lot from podcasts.

2051
01:28:50,083 --> 01:28:52,250
-[woman] Hi, Olga. How are you?
-[Olga screams]

2052
01:28:52,333 --> 01:28:54,208
[Víctor] Mom's here.
I couldn't do it all alone.

2053
01:28:54,291 --> 01:28:55,125
Don't worry.

2054
01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,708
Mom, I'll take you home tomorrow,

2055
01:28:56,791 --> 01:29:00,125
because Olga needs to rest,
and I have to listen to podcasts.

2056
01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:03,541
["Keep It Coming' Love"]
by KC and the Sunshine Band playing]

2057
01:29:03,625 --> 01:29:06,541
<i>♪ Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop ♪</i>

2058
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:10,958
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love</i>
<i>Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2059
01:29:11,041 --> 01:29:15,458
<i>♪ Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop it ♪</i>

2060
01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:19,791
<i>♪ Don't let your well run dry ♪</i>

2061
01:29:19,875 --> 01:29:22,333
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2062
01:29:24,708 --> 01:29:28,541
<i>♪ Don't give me no reasons why ♪</i>

2063
01:29:28,625 --> 01:29:30,791
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2064
01:29:32,541 --> 01:29:36,958
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love</i>
<i>Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2065
01:29:37,041 --> 01:29:41,250
<i>♪ Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop ♪</i>

2066
01:29:41,333 --> 01:29:45,708
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love</i>
<i>Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2067
01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:50,125
<i>♪ Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop it ♪</i>

2068
01:29:50,208 --> 01:29:54,791
<i>♪ Don't build me up just to let me drop ♪</i>

2069
01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:57,000
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2070
01:29:58,875 --> 01:30:03,583
<i>♪ Don't turn me on just to turn me off ♪</i>

2071
01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:05,833
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2072
01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:11,916
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love</i>
<i>Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2073
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:16,000
<i>♪Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop ♪</i>

2074
01:30:16,083 --> 01:30:20,416
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love</i>
<i>Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2075
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:24,875
<i>♪ Don't stop it now, don't stop it, no</i>
<i>Don't stop it now, don't stop it ♪</i>

2076
01:30:24,958 --> 01:30:29,083
<i>♪ Don't tell me there ain't no more ♪</i>

2077
01:30:29,166 --> 01:30:31,875
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2078
01:30:33,458 --> 01:30:37,958
<i>♪ Don't turn me down</i>
<i>And just close your door ♪</i>

2079
01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:40,916
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2080
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:42,000
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

2081
01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,541
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2082
01:30:46,625 --> 01:30:48,791
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

2083
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,333
<i>♪ Keep it comin', love ♪</i>

2084
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:21,416
<i>♪ Don't stop it now ♪</i>

2085
01:31:24,500 --> 01:31:26,500
[song fades]