1 00:00:02,979 --> 00:00:07,000 Cheers to us moving in together. What a huge step in our relationship. 2 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,219 Go us. 3 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:09,540 Cheers. 4 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:13,140 We should go camping this weekend. 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:19,500 Camping? I'd rather headbutt a nail. You expect me to shit in a bucket. 6 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:23,640 Camping isn't for me. It's for straight men who secretly want to broke that 7 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,640 mountain each other. 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,460 I just, I can't sleep uncomfortably. Sorry. I have an air mattress. 9 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:31,340 Don't say it. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,680 Just don't say it. 11 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,020 Please don't say it. 12 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,660 Don't say it. 13 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,640 And you know, the air mattress is actually more comfortable than your bed. 14 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:43,200 You have to move out. Give me that. 15 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,520 Take your shit and go. 16 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:49,060 Should have fucked your sister when I had the opportunity. 17 00:01:07,020 --> 00:01:08,200 It's good to see you. 18 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:13,540 Stop it, if you want. 19 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,920 Hi, make some noise. Who's got kids? 20 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:20,440 Listen, now you know. You know when you're packing the kids. 21 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:24,700 Those kids will make friends, and you know how it works. When those kids make 22 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:28,500 friends, you, the parents, must then be friends with those kids' parents. 23 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,620 That's how it works. You don't choose your own friends. Your kids now do it 24 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:36,670 you. That's how mum groups start. It's called the seventh circle of hell. 25 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,630 Okay? And especially if your kids are like my kids. My kids have terrible 26 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:42,630 in friends. 27 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:47,090 They never pick the kids who has a hot tub or a pool at home. No. 28 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:52,330 They become friends with the kids whose mum shows up at school in the little 29 00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:56,150 bike shorts with a pyjama shirt that still says Big Spoon on it. 30 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:58,870 With no bra. 31 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:02,570 Smoking at the school gate where it says do not smoke. 32 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Do you want a dart? 33 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,780 No, I'm all right. 34 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:12,260 And then when the kids start coming out, she's like, Stacey, get in the fucking 35 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,260 car! 36 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:18,960 Honestly, the worst thing, like, if you're sitting here, maybe you go, 37 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,180 have kids? I want you to think about that. The friends that they'll make and 38 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:26,820 the other mums at school. Because at the minute, you look at your partner, you 39 00:02:26,820 --> 00:02:28,360 go, we will have the cutest little baby. 40 00:02:28,820 --> 00:02:32,840 But you're not thinking about all those other mums that you have to talk to at 41 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:37,490 school. And that'll take all of your patience. And that's why mums always 42 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,450 at their kids. Because they're saving the patience for the other mums. 43 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:44,950 There's this one mum at my kids' school. She's this little bird -like creature. 44 00:02:45,170 --> 00:02:49,370 And she always wears a t -shirt. And on it, it says, protect your kids from the 45 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,370 gay agenda. 46 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:56,110 I know. And I'm so confused with this shit. Like, I don't even understand. 47 00:02:56,110 --> 00:03:00,490 is the gay agenda that you're scared we're spreading? Like, we're not the 48 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:01,930 going door to door. 49 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:12,180 knock on your door and open the door and there's a whole clitori of lesbians in 50 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,180 front of your door. 51 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:20,980 Have you heard the great news? You can eat pussy for six hours a night. 52 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:26,380 We don't need to do that. Our work speaks for itself. It's called word of 53 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,000 Destroy your day. 54 00:03:42,860 --> 00:03:43,860 Hello, Janine. 55 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Afternoon. 56 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,260 See you tomorrow. 57 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,660 Have a great day, darling. Love you. Bye -bye. Mummy loves you. 58 00:03:57,860 --> 00:03:58,860 Have a good day, buddy. 59 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:03,780 Hello, Janine. 60 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:05,700 Hello, Ursula. 61 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,580 What a nice day we're having. 62 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,080 A bit too hot, actually. 63 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,260 Enjoy the rest of this sunny day. 64 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:39,560 Hello, Ursula. 65 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,460 Hello, Janine. 66 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,200 Plans for the weekend? 67 00:04:58,940 --> 00:04:59,980 Kids' soccer game. 68 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,160 You? 69 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:05,900 Lunch with the in -laws. 70 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:46,280 Hi ladies, everything alright? 71 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,280 He's so rude. 72 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:21,260 At the end, I needed five pitches. 73 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,240 You were crazy, Lucy. 74 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:28,500 Me, crazy? I don't think so. You should ask her what she does with the yogurt. 75 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:33,400 Don't get me into this thing. All right, so when we have yogurt, I feel a 76 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:36,860 little, but I always like the yogurt because, you know, it's my yogurt. 77 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:41,120 You're such a weirdo. Okay, guys, we're sharing our weird thing. 78 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:43,520 I actually collect stuffed teddy bears. 79 00:06:43,780 --> 00:06:44,820 Okay, that's crazy. 80 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:45,899 You're nuts. 81 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:46,859 You're nuts. 82 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:51,980 I speak to our cat like she's our daughter. All right, Cuckoo Magoo. 83 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,680 I shit in the shower. 84 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,440 What? 85 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,700 What did you say? 86 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:03,280 I sometimes eat cereal for dinner, yeah. 87 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,860 Yeah, and sometimes I have pasta for breakfast. 88 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:09,560 Oh. That is wild. 89 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:11,660 I occasionally talk to my food. 90 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,760 I was like, get in there, get in there. 91 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:16,580 She does do that. It's so cute. 92 00:07:16,860 --> 00:07:18,380 Yeah, I do in the shower. 93 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,100 Yeah, no, I definitely heard that one. 94 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,640 Yeah, yeah, I heard that. 95 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:32,060 Look, we're all saying the crazy stuff we do. I mean, Lucy, she sings 96 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,840 songs about her house chores. 97 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,400 I do do that. I do, don't I? 98 00:07:36,830 --> 00:07:40,350 Yeah, and, you know, I make up little dances in the lounge. 99 00:07:40,570 --> 00:07:41,529 That's it. 100 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,950 And I go in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. 101 00:07:45,390 --> 00:07:50,010 Waffle what now? Waffle stomp. If it's a hard one, I just stomp it through. 102 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,570 Dude! That's not the same as our stuff. 103 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:54,250 Ours are, like, weird and fun. 104 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:58,750 Yeah, like I used to have a nipple ring. And I put strawberries up my bum. 105 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:00,010 Oh, my God. 106 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:05,030 Because it makes the shower smell good while I'm waffle stomping. That is 107 00:08:05,030 --> 00:08:09,030 disgusting. It's the same. It is not the same thing. 108 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,790 Look, I'm a kook just like you guys. 109 00:08:12,030 --> 00:08:15,590 I'm a classic kook. Hey, I'm a kook. No, no, no. 110 00:08:15,910 --> 00:08:19,270 We are classic. Hey, hey, hey, kooks. You're cooked, mate. 111 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:21,550 How did you not get bullied for this in high school? 112 00:08:21,770 --> 00:08:23,890 Oh, I was homeschooled. Oh, okay. 113 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,730 That actually checks out. 114 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,450 It's a homeschool thing. 115 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:29,230 Did you know I was homeschooled as well? 116 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:31,470 Really? So you waffled font? 117 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:35,169 Yeah. No way. We wouldn't have done that. That is disgusting. 118 00:08:36,030 --> 00:08:38,350 We called it Bubble and Squeak. 119 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:39,849 That's cute. 120 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:41,210 That's cute. That's nice. 121 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,610 How come it's cute when she says it? Shut up, you weirdo. 122 00:08:47,410 --> 00:08:51,010 Also, we are not playing hide and seek after this. I don't know what you're 123 00:08:51,010 --> 00:08:51,989 going to hide where. 124 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:52,990 Give me that straw. 125 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,230 You know what? 126 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:59,190 Parents, right? And your mum's just cooking and you're sitting with your dad 127 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,870 and, you know, he's asking you to help with a computer and then you're like, 128 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:06,850 yeah, all right. And then your mum pops her head out and she goes, hey, can you 129 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:11,370 have a look at why the computer keeps this? No history. Every time when I try 130 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:15,910 go back to my history and you just look at your dad and you go, you filthy 131 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:16,910 bastard. 132 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:22,430 But you're also proud that he knows how to wipe the history so you don't have to 133 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,430 do it? 134 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:31,140 Good morning. 135 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:36,780 Welcome to Computer Literacy for Seniors. I see you all have your laptops 136 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:39,560 iPad and whatever that is. 137 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:44,120 So, you're going to have a little crash course, four weeks, and after that four 138 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,660 weeks, you're going to be able to email your grandchildren, message your 139 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,580 friends. Can I get a hell yeah? 140 00:09:51,060 --> 00:09:53,740 Okay. How about we just open our computer? 141 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,560 Oh, question. Graham, what is it? 142 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,820 How do you delete Google history? 143 00:09:59,590 --> 00:10:03,690 That's a great question. We're going to tackle that in week three when we do 144 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,770 online literacy. 145 00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:08,050 But for today, we're going to focus on Microsoft Windows. 146 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,250 Oh, yeah. 147 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:16,530 I'd like to know how to delete Yahoo history. And once we've done 148 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:20,050 that, how do we delete Firefox Mozilla? 149 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,130 So all of that is basically the same thing. 150 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:25,610 Cookie history is the same as computer history. 151 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:30,570 And what's this about incognito mode I keep hearing about? 152 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:37,010 Okay. Just so I know, who's only here to find out how to delete the porn off 153 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:38,010 their computers? 154 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:44,430 Wow. So you guys only use your computers for porn? 155 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,770 No. 156 00:10:46,570 --> 00:10:48,270 I'm also a sugar daddy. 157 00:10:48,730 --> 00:10:50,330 Oh, me too. 158 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:53,530 I use OnlyFans. 159 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,990 Wow, I'm only gross now. 160 00:10:56,280 --> 00:11:00,660 That is, that is a lot. I mean, I was going to teach you how to email your 161 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,840 grandkids and message your wives. But because of you perverts, I now have to 162 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:09,360 through this trauma. I will show you one time and one time only how to delete 163 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360 your search history. 164 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,480 This is grim. 165 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,580 Okay, open your searches. 166 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:17,600 Click on that so we can see what you've, whoa, okay. 167 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:20,620 Yeah, I mean, that's, that's bad. 168 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,660 Big boobs, bigger boobs, more boobs, please. 169 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,580 That sounds nice. 170 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,500 Well, please use these manners. 171 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,620 Uh, savaged maiden, the biggest bottom ever. 172 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,440 You grudge. 173 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:38,580 All right, simmer down over there, little novo. I'm sure you've got way 174 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:39,580 your computer. 175 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,660 Ah, your computer sucks. 176 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,560 Hey, chill. 177 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:47,440 You've got a TCL. That stands for the crappy lappy. Zip it. 178 00:11:47,930 --> 00:11:52,090 All right, let me show you how to delete it. See there, just under See All, and 179 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,850 then it says Delete All. Delete it. 180 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:57,570 There you go. It's gone. It's like it never happened. 181 00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:00,350 Let's cover actual computer stuff, shall we? 182 00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,830 Okay, so word processes work. 183 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:05,750 Who's printing? 184 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:06,830 Is that you? 185 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:13,490 This is gross misuse of a printer. 186 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,880 This is disgusting. 187 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,060 You've got to want to lemonade that before you use it. 188 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:22,080 That is too much. I quit. 189 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:27,420 I'm going to go unless any of you have actual questions about computers. 190 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:31,160 Yes. Who directed Two Girls in a Cup? 191 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,020 I'm going to leave. I cannot cope. 192 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,540 Is this a buck plug? 193 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,820 How much stuff I've bought online I'm proud of. 194 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,810 Like I bought one of those little car vacuums that can blow and fuck like your 195 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:51,290 sister. And that thing's amazing, can definitely recommend. 196 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:58,350 But there's stuff, you know, three o 'clock in the morning that when you buy 197 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:03,550 they promise they won't put any details on your credit card statement and it'll 198 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,630 show up in a blank box at your house. 199 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,350 Like I just recently bought a flashlight. 200 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,810 Some of you don't know what that is because you're a pure heart. 201 00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:20,470 And I'm not going to explain it to you because this is on ABC. 202 00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:25,150 You're going to have to do the adult thing and go Google it. 203 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,910 All I'm saying is I use it all the time, you know. 204 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:32,990 Because, you know, after adult time, you have the toys. 205 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:36,410 And you need like a little holster, if you will. 206 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:38,850 Or a little sheep. 207 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,920 So that when you're done, where can you put it that it fits perfect? 208 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,880 But a flashlight, you know. 209 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:50,200 It fits so perfect, even Jesus goes, that's what I meant for it to look like. 210 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:59,060 When you pass away, it is your responsibility to get a friend that can 211 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:01,620 go clear out all your crap out of your house. 212 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,780 You don't need your family to find that stuff. 213 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:06,940 When your mum... 214 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:11,200 Has to go in and go clean that stuff. That's going to shave a lot of her 215 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,200 off. 216 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:17,360 When she has to find all of the filth that you have in your room. 217 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:23,460 A big part of me, though, hoped that I'd die before my sister so that she and 218 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:30,400 her Christian heart can find the stuff and at least die one day with a smile on 219 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400 her face. 220 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,880 I'm afraid she's gone. I'm afraid she's 221 00:14:40,880 --> 00:15:06,920 gone. 222 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,580 It's done for her and for me. People remember their loved ones as good 223 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:36,760 Why the fuck aren't you secured? 224 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:41,660 Let's move out. Not yet. I've just decrypted a fresh manifest with more 225 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,100 she didn't want anyone to know about. 226 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:43,979 How many? 227 00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:44,980 There's a lot. 228 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,500 She was a sick bitch. 229 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,200 Yuck. 230 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,620 Oh, that's disgusting. 231 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:02,220 What is it? 232 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,460 Poetry. 233 00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:04,710 Self -written. 234 00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,030 Burn it immediately. 235 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,490 What a freak. 236 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,170 They're nearly here. T minus two minutes. 237 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:12,910 Swear. 238 00:16:28,290 --> 00:16:30,310 She's getting thicker and thicker by the minute. 239 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:31,770 Time is running out. 240 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:37,890 Get out of this room. I think so. 241 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,390 Check behind that door. 242 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:41,870 Other door, you dipshit. 243 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,630 Oh. 244 00:16:47,770 --> 00:16:49,270 Gimp, how'd I miss that? 245 00:16:49,610 --> 00:16:50,610 All good, you're new. 246 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,230 Get out of here, Gimp. 247 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,310 God, it makes me miss my dad. 248 00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,450 They're here, they're here. 249 00:16:58,590 --> 00:16:59,590 Move out, team. 250 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:04,930 I think we got it all, boss. 251 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,619 What about... It's a sex robot. The manifest says there's a sex robot. There 252 00:17:08,619 --> 00:17:10,460 no sex robot. We've got everything. 253 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,420 Except... Oh, my God. 254 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,280 She was at the Wuhan wet market in 2019. 255 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,880 She started COVID. 256 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,859 Don't take. Move, move, move. 257 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,500 That was tight, but we pulled it off. Excellent work, team. 258 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:52,070 smear. They gave me a thing and I was like, okay. 259 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:56,330 And they go, you can go in cubicle three. I go, are you coming? 260 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,010 Now I feel like I'm taunting the nurse. I'm like, do you want to come? 261 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:05,430 And they go, no, it's a self -test. You get a self -test now. I'm like, 262 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:09,950 I'm not ready for that. 263 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:14,230 You should see me at the self -checkout in the supermarket. 264 00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:17,610 Oh, it's such a stressful thing when they use a self -checkout. 265 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,940 with that kind of shit. You go, and then it goes, wait for assistance. 266 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:26,139 I'm like, why? 267 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,140 What did I do? 268 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:32,280 I'm so scared because you know that teenager and they're always so angry. 269 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,640 come out and they go, you're not doing it right. 270 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,780 And I go, listen, I'm sorry. 271 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,560 I wasn't here when we got training. 272 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,200 No wonder I'm so tired. I work this fucking job too. 273 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,760 I don't think I should be trusted with a self check for him. 274 00:18:51,629 --> 00:18:55,450 sphere. You know, now I'm just in there. I'm not sure what to do. And they were 275 00:18:55,450 --> 00:19:02,430 going... Honestly, when they gave 276 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:06,370 me that test, I said, Doctor, have you ever seen me in the supermarket? I don't 277 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:07,410 do self -serve. 278 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,130 And it's not our fault. 279 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:15,510 Women are bad at direction. It's not our fault. Do you know what? They've done 280 00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:19,650 studies, and when I say they, I mean me, that a woman will spend... 281 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:25,800 On average, about 12 years of adult life, in a bathroom, looking at a panty 282 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,420 liner going, which way is the front? 283 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,340 Honestly, you think they can sort it out. They can make dudes' dicks harder 284 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,000 algebra, but they can't fix our panty liners. 285 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,660 We did it, boys. 286 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:51,040 Little gutter lines for extra absorbency. Oh, my bro's got to flow 287 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:51,719 the hose. 288 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:56,360 It's got extra strong glue, so it's going to stick to them sweet little 289 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,580 All day long. 290 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,340 And most importantly, look on the back. Sick animal trivia. 291 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,900 Straight up back, baby. 292 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,240 Yeah. 293 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,700 Which side's the front? 294 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,480 The front? 295 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,460 What? Which side is the front? I can't tell which side's the front. 296 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,210 Yeah, come on. 297 00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:21,710 Did you see the backs on the back? 298 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,950 Yeah, no one wants that. Come on. 299 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,110 All right, yeah, okay, yeah. 300 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:27,910 There you go. Yeah. 301 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:31,670 Boom. 302 00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:35,030 Yeah, but Ed, for front or for fanny? 303 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:39,030 Because depending on which country you're in, that could be front bump or 304 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:43,590 bump. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It'll fit either way. Oh, okay. No, you 305 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,690 three seem to know your way around a pussy. 306 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,030 Let me give it a hand. Let me try it. 307 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:50,590 No, no, hey. 308 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,350 Don't you turn your back on me. 309 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:53,910 You look at it. 310 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,170 Look at it! 311 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:57,970 Oh. 312 00:20:58,510 --> 00:20:59,510 Oh, yeah. 313 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,790 Oh, yeah. 314 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:05,410 Oh, the glue's too strong to just rip the gusset right out of it. That's got 315 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,050 be on you to a certain degree. 316 00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:12,850 Oh, yeah, that's already ripped off about 50 pubes there. 317 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 It's not comfortable. 318 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,020 It's just got my labia. 319 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,740 It's pulling at the labia. 320 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,340 It's not supposed to do that. 321 00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,760 Oh, she's out. She's out. 322 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:31,420 Terrible! Can you say something good? Like, we worked on this really hard. 323 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,600 I wish I could, but I just have nothing, because you're dumb as shit. 324 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:35,820 Dumb as shit? 325 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:42,320 If we're so dumb, how could we be revolutionising the women's razor? Check 326 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,980 out. Let's play... 327 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,250 Pretty blunt, but a soft pink handle. 328 00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:52,930 Yeah, because women don't have hair, so we made the blade unsharp. 329 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:54,690 Unsharp? Yeah. 330 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,850 Don't speak again. 331 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:59,010 Okay, well, what about lady pants? 332 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:05,130 What about them? Well, they're exactly like men's pants, but they don't have 333 00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:07,310 pockets. Yeah, but we have one pocket. 334 00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:11,350 Well, easily fixed. We'll just sew some patches on. Yeah. Make it look like it's 335 00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:12,350 got pockets. Yeah. 336 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,100 This is bullshit. 337 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,960 Do you morons actually believe that if you keep making this shit that doesn't 338 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,560 work, but you package it all nicely in pink with soft little handles, that 339 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,520 will keep buying it even though it doesn't work? 340 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,720 Now she gets it. Yeah, that's like it. 341 00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:33,220 Good point, and we do like the trivia. 342 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,640 Damn it. 343 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,260 You knew it, man. 344 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:38,960 Everyone loves trivia. 345 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,330 Gonna leave a mark. 346 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,650 So what's next, fellas? 347 00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:46,270 Let's try and make childbirth quieter. 348 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:50,310 This is why we brainstorm. 349 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:54,870 Was it made to circumcise a woman? Because I think it just did. 350 00:22:57,350 --> 00:23:01,630 Well, well, well, I think what we've learned tonight is female products 351 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:07,950 that great, but on the positive side, my ass looks amazing in overalls. I mean, 352 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,030 Jesus Christ. 353 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:10,570 Look at that. 354 00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:15,190 Why don't you have a hoon at that while I walk off stage with my brand new panty 355 00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:16,190 liner in? 356 00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:18,590 Thank you. 357 00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:23,990 Can you just say something good? Like, we worked on this really hard. 358 00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:27,270 I don't have my line, so now I can't. 359 00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:32,820 I mean, I was going to teach you guys how to, you know, message your 360 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:33,820 grandparents. 361 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,720 Dear Jesus. 362 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,260 All right. Get the crypt open. 363 00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:43,900 Such a mouthful, shitter. 364 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:52,900 This one's really good for my hair. 365 00:23:56,940 --> 00:23:58,300 Okay, I love both of them. 366 00:23:59,070 --> 00:23:59,769 One more time. 367 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:00,770 It's torrential. 368 00:24:01,050 --> 00:24:06,330 I might go home and enjoy the rest of the sunshine we're having. 369 00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:08,390 We don't have a pen. 370 00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:15,570 Typical. Two lesbians and a cat runs through.