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Boy, two seconds left. I could just run
out the clock and end the game.

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Or kick an easy field goal and win by
five. What should I do?

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Just kick it already.

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I think I will.

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Here's the snap and the kick.

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She blocked it.

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Game called On Account of Darkness.

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I can't believe you did that, Andy.
Yeah, well, it's a tough world, Dana.

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gotta learn she can't win all the time.

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She flushed my keys, didn't she?

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No, that was your wallet.

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And those were your keys.

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Oh, baby.

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Oh, look.

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There we are decorating the gym for the
prom.

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Oh, look at your bangs. Very Debbie
Gibson.

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Yeah. I wasn't going for fashion. I was
hiding a bit that looked like a third

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eye. Oh.

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All hail the conquering paintball hero.
Let the victory feast commence.

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Oh, I got some fruit salad.

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Yeah, that's what I meant.

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Fruit salad.

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How'd it go?

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Oh, honey, it went great.

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Really great. We were like the ultimate
warriors, you know. We were tasting

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fear, dealing out death, crawling
through mud. And the mud's actually

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good for your pores.

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Remember how I had dry patches?

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You see, this is why your own guys shoot
you.

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You know, I just don't get the whole
paintball thing. Grown men playing war.

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It's just so weird.

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Really? Yeah. How about a bunch of women
getting together once a week to chat

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about school?

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That's the PTA.

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You too. I'm going to watch the game.
No, no, no. You are not going in my

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room like that.

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Dana, take him out and hose him off. Oh,
can I use the power hose?

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That's why we got it.

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Hey, honey, how would you like to have a
five -course gourmet dinner tomorrow

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night? Oh, I'd love to. And how about if
we cooked it ourselves in a cooking

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class? You can let me finish, but I
can't.

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Oh, come on. Don't be so Jim.

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I thought it was something fun we could
do together.

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Well? We could, uh, we could have sex.

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That's fun.

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And we almost always do that together.

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Come on, we don't want to end up one of
those couples with nothing in common

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once the kids go away. I mean, do you
want to end up on a park bench with

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nothing to say to each other, just
feeding the pigeons?

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Yeah, the park, that's kind of a long
walk.

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Honey, all we ever do together anymore
is eat pizza and watch TV.

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Is that true? Come on, last week we had
some Chinese food and we did that

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romantic thing where we fed each other.

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You stealing food off my plate is not
feeding each other.

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They're all cooking class, cooking
class. I'm a guy, I don't go to cooking

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class. There are going to be guys there.

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Really? Yeah, and look, it's more of a
grilling demonstration.

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Really? Come on, give it a try.

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All you have to do is just sit there and
eat.

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I do like to eat.

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Almost as much as you like sitting.

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You're playing into my strengths.

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All right.

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There'll be guys here. I said couples.
That means guys. There's a guy. There's

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guy.

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Yeah. There was a guy like 50 years ago,
honey. Oh, well.

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Um... What?

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That's the grill? This is grilling?
That's the grill? That's a little girl's

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grill with a little beak.

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If they're serving fish, I'm out of
here.

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The important thing is we're together,
right?

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I guess so. Okay, now just try to have a
good time and stop complaining.

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Fine.

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My shoes are too tight. Stop. Sit.

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Miss Cynthia Cookson, as in I will cook
some delicious food for you tonight.

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Some of you may know me from my Channel
7 News cooking segment called Grills

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Gone Wild.

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Yeah,

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we have some fun.

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So before we begin, does anyone have any
questions? Yeah.

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What are we going to eat?

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Hey, man.

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To truly understand grilling, we must
first understand flavor.

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So, let's begin with an A to Z of
spices.

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A to Z? How many spices are there?

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A.

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Anise. Anise.

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Anise. It has a mild flavor which
resembles licorice. And it is a month in

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Southeast Asian cooking.

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We're almost ready with our marinade.

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Now, remember, Jim, we're whisking.

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We're not trying to beat it unconscious.

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It's either you or the sauce lady.

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What?

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What? I'm not complaining. I'm whisking.

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Damn it. Now I know the word whisking.

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Okay, our steak is ready and grilled to
perfection.

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Me first. Me first. This is the line.
The line starts here.

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What's this?

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Where's the rest of the steak?

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Well, there's 20 people in the class.
You want everyone to have a sample,

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you? No, I don't know these people.

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Cynthia, Jim's pretty hungry from all
that whisking. Don't you think you could

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cook some more steak?

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No. And that cooks and thing, you know,
that's kind of my trademark, so I would

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just go ahead and not say that.

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Nothing.

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I didn't even chew.

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Take mine.

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It's like taking a meat pill.

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Hey, buddy, is that Betty Grable over
there?

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Okay, dessert time, and I'm going to
need a lemon zester, and the zestiest

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person here is Jim.

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You know, we could plot to kill her.
That's something we can do together.

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And I know all the spices I could use.

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I drew Frank Gehry's groundbreaking
museum in Bilbao, Spain.

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Your lines are crooked.

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It's called forced perspective.

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And since we're being critical, let's
talk about your blue trees.

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Hello!

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Mommy! Daddy!

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Girls, how were they?

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Cute, but untalented.

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Why don't you go brush your teeth and
we'll be right up.

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So, did you have fun?

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Well, fun usually means fun, so no.

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and tried to have a good time. Hey, I
told you I didn't want to go.

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No, no, you said you would go. Then you
made it very clear you didn't want to be

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there, which is worse.

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Too hungry to hear.

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Too hungry to hear.

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Hey, can you hear this? I ate the last
lamb chop.

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See, this is when I'm glad I'm single.

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No getting dragged to things. No
negotiating with your partner. I do

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want, watch whatever I want, and no
one's there.

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And no one's there.

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It's all good.

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Hey, what are you doing? I'm starving.

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I'm going to make a sandwich.

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Peanut butter, bologna, and macaroni and
cheese?

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Classic number seven it is.

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I just hope this puts an end to all this
couples activity crap. I wouldn't count

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on it.

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Cheryl's just like Mom.

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Always nagging Dad to do stuff together.

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Yeah, son to an early grave.

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No, no, that was the number four bus to
Elk Grove.

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Dad didn't believe in crosswalks.

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He actually found a way of beating Mom
at her own game.

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How did he do that?

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Well, he suggested they try ice fishing
together.

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Eat ice fishing.

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So did she.

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So he never had to do anything with her
ever again.

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Long story short, I know how to unhook a
girdle blindfolded.

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You know what, Andy?

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Your dad was a genius.

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You may have problems, but... you're the
smart man.

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Hey, Cheryl.

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You know, I was thinking, maybe you're
right. We should do more couple stuff.

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Really? Yeah, and I know exactly what I
want to do. Oh, Cheryl, don't. The last

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time you let him pick something, you
spent your anniversary at a cockfight.

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Yeah, but we did win 20 bucks.

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He did my thing. I'm going to do his
thing. Quid pro quo.

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Great. Okay.

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Saturday morning, 10 o 'clock sharp.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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Where are we going?

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Oh, it doesn't matter. It really
doesn't. I mean, the point is that we're

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to do it together, right?

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Yeah, yeah. But what is it?

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It's the sport of kings.

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Paintball.

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Quid pro quo, Cheryl.

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Quid pro.

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Um, sorry. Do you have anything a little
less gunny?

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Would you look at this thing?

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Think about your whacked out gun nuts
would be cleaner.

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Oh,

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thank you so much for coming with me.
Hey, you're my sister. If I ever marry a

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guy with no common interest and my
marriage is in a rut, you do the same

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Oh, honey, you know I will.

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Oh, I love the smell of paintball in the
morning.

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Smells like paint.

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Are you girls ready?

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Are you ready to be all that you can be?

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Yeah, I guess.

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Hey,

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where's Andy?

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I thought he was going to meet us here.

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I could have taken you all out and been
in the shadows before you hit the

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ground. Observe.

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We can see you.

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How about now?

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You're right there.

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am i idiot all right girls come on be

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excited here come on let me hear your
war cries yeah what's that come on a war

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cry that's the kind of war cry where's
your

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spirit what's the point so you can shoot
me to get back at me for taking you

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some cooking class you know cheryl why
would i do that Why would I shoot one of

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my own guys?

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I'm one of your men?

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We're on the same team.

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Why do you always think I'm up to
something?

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Because you're Jim and that's what Jim
does.

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Yeah.

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Wake up, shower, scheme, lunch, scheme,
dinner, half -assed apology, bed.

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I should make room in that schedule to
be hurt.

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I mean, I just picked something I like
for us to do because I thought you'd

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it too.

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But forget it.

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From now on, we'll just do what you want
to do. No, no, honey, I just assume

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that... You know what, Cheryl? When you
assume, you make an ass out of me and

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you. No, that would be ass me you.

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Don't you have to be someplace else?

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You know I don't.

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Wow.

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I guess he really does want to do this
with me.

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Well, I owe it to him to at least try.

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Come on, light me up.

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Okay. Okay. Okay.

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You're a machine.

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You are a force to be reckoned with.
You're an agent of destruction.

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Yeah. Oh, man. I just wish it wasn't so
crampy. Oh.

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Well, maybe we can go get some chem and
meal tea back at the battle camp. Oh,

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yeah.

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Oh, Andy.

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I got to tell you.

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Your father's plan was brilliant.

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Cheryl's going to get her togetherness
all right.

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We're going to be together when I drag
her through the dirt and the brush and

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the rocks until I can say sayonara to
couples activities forever.

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Hey.

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That snack bar was out of popcorn, but
gummy worm?

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Who are you talking to?

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I'm trying to shoot

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these guys.

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I'm dead.

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I'm dead. You happy?

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Yeah, I need a mani -pedi at 10 o
'clock.

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Come on, Marie. My nails are a mess.

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such a good sport about this.

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It's starting to really piss me off.

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Gee, I shouldn't be surprising that
she'd be tough or descended from

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Ah, that warrior instinct kicks in. Get
down, get down. It's a shoelace.

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Damn it.

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This is terrible and I'm going to have
to keep going on outings with her.

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This was a stupid plan and your dad was
an idiot.

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We both know there's one thing here that
will definitely break Cheryl. What?

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The mud hole.

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Oh, the mud hole. All right.

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Cheryl hates the mud. She hates to get
dirty.

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Unless she's in a spa paying 80 bucks an
hour to sit in it.

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All right. Here's the plan.

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I'm going to lead Cheryl over to the mud
hole.

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You open fire on us, and she'll have no
choice but to jump in the pit.

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you sir are neither an officer nor a
gentleman thank you

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Lighten up, will you?

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Will you please lighten up? You wouldn't
talk to me in the paintball gift shop.

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You wouldn't talk to me on the way home.
Just say something. Say one word.

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Butthead.

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That's two words.

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Butthead. That's two words!

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I'm sure. I was just making a joke. Come
on. You know what?

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I thought I was pretty clever
considering all the mud in my crack.

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You wanted to make me miserable. You
wanted me to suffer.

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Well, you know, we never have to do
anything together again. Happy?

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Come on, Cheryl, that's not what I want.

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Come on, I want to have fun with you.
It's just that all the things you pick

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suck.

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Like, people suck. You know what? I
tried.

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You know, what you didn't do in cooking
class?

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I have a good reason for that. What?

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I didn't want to.

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All right, fair enough. You didn't want
to. So we'll just live our separate

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lives and grow apart, and one day when
we're old, we'll look at each other in

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our matching sweatsuits and say, who the
hell are you?

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

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Sit down. I don't want that.

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I don't want that to happen, especially
the sweatsuit part.

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Jeff, I don't either. That's why I'm
making such an effort.

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Honey, I miss you.

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How could you miss me? We live in the
same house.

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Just because we're in the same house at
the same time doesn't mean we're

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together.

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Come on.

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Don't you miss me?

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No.

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We wake up together.

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You know, we fight over the toilet in
the morning together.

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We have dinner together every night.
We're raising a family together. How

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I miss you?

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Yes, I miss you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you're too cute.

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Look, I just want you to know I'd rather
do nothing with you

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than anything with anybody else oh honey

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i'm gonna go take a shower good because
you stink

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hey want to join me well if you're gonna

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make an effort i guess i will too