1 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:18,210 (I have to go.) 2 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:19,870 (I have to go.) 3 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,572 (I have to catch a plane.) 4 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:08,590 Two whole hours looking at material 5 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:11,425 to decide to meet again after the holidays and take another fresh look at the lab. 6 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:14,058 They sell cosmetics, They are not curing cancer. 7 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,103 Why don't you go to the airport? 8 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,831 What's the point of killing me to catch the six o'clock flight? 9 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,331 Why don't you wait And are you leaving with me at the eight o'clock? 10 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,031 You will never get a taxi at this time. 11 00:02:22,057 --> 00:02:23,742 I told Susan I'd be home at 9:00. 12 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,038 That's you. 13 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:29,348 Demons! I left my gloves in Brian's office. 14 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,551 I don't need them. I go down in the elevator, I take a taxi, get on the plane and get home. 15 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:35,952 Can you pick them up for me? Tomorrow I drive by them. 16 00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:37,546 Have a happy holiday. 17 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:39,057 See you in Chicago, John. 18 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,025 It will never reach six o'clock. 19 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:50,553 Taxi! 20 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,590 Taxi! Taxi! 21 00:04:27,599 --> 00:04:28,328 Mister? 22 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,536 Sir, sir. Excuse me. 23 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,539 I know this is your taxi, but I'm going terribly late for a flight and I was wondering 24 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,973 if I could appeal to your good will and ask him to give it to me. 25 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:40,012 I have no good will. With permission. 26 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,341 Come on! 27 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,042 What if I offer you 10 dollars for it? 28 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,982 20. I give you 20 dollars. 29 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:47,713 I accept 50. 30 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:49,979 It's okay. 31 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:53,025 Anyone who pays 50 dollars for a taxi... 32 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,151 I would probably pay 75. 33 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,287 Not necessarily. 34 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,264 Okay, 75. 35 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,595 He is a thief. 36 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,431 Almost. I am a lawyer. 37 00:05:05,905 --> 00:05:07,566 Have a happy holiday. 38 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,971 This will help. 39 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,876 Listen! Listen! 40 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,116 Listen! That's my taxi! 41 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,619 That's my taxi! 42 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,387 Stop! Stop! 43 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:24,855 Alright! Stop! 44 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,222 That's my taxi! 45 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,726 Get ready, friend! 46 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,029 You're messing with the wrong guy! 47 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,964 It's okay, son of a bitch. This is my taxi! Out! 48 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:01,152 Excuse me. 49 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,062 Excuse me. 50 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,222 Excuse me. 51 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:10,894 Excuse me. 52 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:17,540 Your attention, please. Your attention please. 53 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:22,175 Mid-Central Flight 909 bound for Chicago O'Hare has been delayed. 54 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,614 All passengers who want more information, 55 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,675 please contact the ticket agent. 56 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,550 When are grandma and grandpa coming? 57 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,384 And grandma and grandpa? 58 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,185 They're coming tomorrow, darling. 59 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,850 - Mother? - Yes. 60 00:06:33,926 --> 00:06:37,191 Do you think Grandpa Walt Are you going to slap me? 61 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,695 Of course he's going to give you a hard time. He loves doing it. 62 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:41,496 This is how he shows you that he loves you. 63 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:43,262 Why doesn't he slap me? 64 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,304 Because it twists your arm. 65 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:47,703 But I prefer the cocorrones. 66 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:51,809 Watch your brother. 67 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:54,947 Hello. 68 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:56,447 Who is speaking? 69 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,949 Where are you? 70 00:06:58,017 --> 00:06:59,541 Who is speaking? 71 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,280 It's dad. 72 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,412 The flight was delayed. 73 00:07:02,488 --> 00:07:04,786 When do you think you'll arrive? 74 00:07:04,857 --> 00:07:06,552 It shouldn't be later than ten. 75 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,594 I'll wait up for you. 76 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,630 I know him, right? 77 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,432 I'm usually very good at names, 78 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:49,167 but I'll be damned if I haven't forgotten his. 79 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,499 You stole my taxi. 80 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:55,640 I have never stolen anything in my life. 81 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,643 This afternoon I hailed a taxi on Park Avenue, 82 00:07:58,711 --> 00:08:01,578 and before I could go up, you stole it from me. 83 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,753 You're the guy who tried to take my taxi. 84 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:10,254 I knew I knew him. Yes. 85 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,058 It scared me to death. 86 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:21,160 Now that I think about it, it was too easy Get a taxi during rush hour. 87 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,926 Forget it. 88 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,993 I can't forget it. 89 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,504 I'm sorry. 90 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:29,336 I had no idea that was his taxi. 91 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:32,275 Let me make it up to you somehow, Yeah? Please. 92 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,280 How about a nice hot dog and a beer? 93 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,872 No, thanks. 94 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:38,780 So just a hot dog. 95 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,285 I'm a little picky about what I eat. 96 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,446 A coffee. 97 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,489 No. 98 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,454 - Milk? - No. 99 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,216 - Soda? - No. 100 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,225 - A tea? - No. 101 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,525 - Some Lifesavers? - No. 102 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,661 - A Slurpee? - Sir, please. 103 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,289 Just let me know. Here I am. 104 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,299 I knew I knew him. 105 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:59,335 This should have been talked about with the ticket agent. 106 00:08:59,355 --> 00:09:02,303 I couldn't talk to him about it, because I didn't know that I had been put in economy class. 107 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,969 I'm sorry. I can't help you. First class is full. 108 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,376 I have a first class ticket. 109 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,971 You have an assigned seat in economy class. 110 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,380 Hello, Larry. 111 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:12,382 Hello, Liz. 112 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,387 Is it okay here? How is it there? 113 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,389 Here, there... Anywhere is fine. 114 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:19,549 With permission. 115 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:26,454 Save your boarding pass and they will refund the difference. 116 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:29,399 I don't want a refund. I want a seat in first class, 117 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,294 where I booked and bought my ticket more than a month ago. 118 00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:34,699 Look, I'm already sick of you. 119 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,207 Now take a seat. 120 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,409 Oh, are you already fed up with me? 121 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,044 First they delay me and then they demote me. 122 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:42,703 I want to see what's next. 123 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,512 Is this a coincidence or what? 124 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:47,143 Take a seat. 125 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,441 I never showed up. 126 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,942 From Griffith. 127 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,444 American Light and Fixture, sales director, 128 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,447 division of rings for shower curtains. 129 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,045 I sell rings for shower curtains. 130 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:21,952 The best in the world. 131 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,458 And you are...? 132 00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:28,959 Neal Page. 133 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:32,289 Neal Page. Nice to meet you, Neal Page. 134 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:36,165 And what do you do, Neal Page? 135 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,795 - Marketing. - Marketing? Excellent, excellent. 136 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:41,972 Fantastic. Isn't it great? 137 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:44,475 Look, I don't want to be rude, but... 138 00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,103 I'm not very talkative, 139 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,277 and I would like to finish this article. 140 00:10:49,348 --> 00:10:51,082 A friend wrote it, so... 141 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,484 Don't let me interrupt you. Please don't let me interrupt you. 142 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:56,987 The last thing I want is to be remembered like an annoying loudmouth. 143 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,058 Do you know? Nothing drives me crazy that some empty head 144 00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:04,558 who doesn't know when close your mouth 145 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:08,799 If you see me talking non-stop, hit me on the nose. 146 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,435 Ah, that feels good. 147 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,447 My God, I'm telling you. 148 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,506 Today my feet are killing me. 149 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,291 That's better. 150 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:05,422 Six dollars and my right egg they say that we are not going to land in Chicago. 151 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,442 - Hello. - Hello. 152 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:26,978 Where are you? 153 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,445 I'm in Wichita. 154 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,446 Wichita, Kansas? 155 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,881 Are you okay? What happened? 156 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,185 We couldn't land in Chicago. 157 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:39,390 I don't understand what Wichita has to do with it. with a snow storm in Chicago. 158 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,426 What's going on, Neal? 159 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,694 The thing is, I'm in Wichita. 160 00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:46,523 We left New York, They closed Chicago and we landed here. 161 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,900 Neal. 162 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,566 Problems at home? 163 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,941 I really don't think that be your business. 164 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:02,845 Do you know? The most delicate line a man walks 165 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,850 It is what separates success at work of success at home. 166 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:09,513 I have a motto: "May you like your job and love your wife." 167 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,852 Well, I'll remember. 168 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,688 How is the flight situation? 169 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,852 Simple. 170 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,863 There is no way in this world that we get out of here tonight. 171 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:22,000 We would have better luck playing Chinese sticks with the buttocks 172 00:13:22,021 --> 00:13:24,367 than getting a flight from here before dawn. 173 00:13:24,435 --> 00:13:26,369 I guess we'll find out soon. 174 00:13:26,437 --> 00:13:28,497 By the time the airline cancels this flight, 175 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,007 that sooner or later he will do it, 176 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,772 you will have a better chance of finding a three-legged dancer 177 00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,370 than a hotel room. 178 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,642 Are you telling me I could be stranded in Wichita? 179 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:40,014 I tell him he's already stranded in Wichita. 180 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,048 Ladies and gentlemen, 181 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,557 Can I have your attention, please? 182 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,058 I regret to announce 183 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,061 that we will cancel flight 909 184 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,757 due to bad weather in Chicago. 185 00:13:53,532 --> 00:13:57,431 Hello, I wanted to know if you have any room available for tonight. 186 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,202 Any. Anything works for me. 187 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,397 - No, I'm sorry. - It's okay. 188 00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:01,837 Do you know of any other motels...? 189 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:09,846 Neal. 190 00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,811 Hello. 191 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,352 AND? 192 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,753 Welcome to Wichita. 193 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,348 Have you already reserved a room? 194 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,020 I didn't get anything anywhere. 195 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:25,959 As soon as we got off the plane, you called home, 196 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,228 and I called the Braidwood Inn. 197 00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,130 That one escaped me. 198 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,691 I have an idea. 199 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,502 I know the manager quite well. I sold him some rings for his curtains. 200 00:14:34,271 --> 00:14:35,240 If you pay for the taxi, 201 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,000 I'll make sure he has a room tonight. 202 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:47,578 - Yes, yes, of course. Brilliant. - Very good. 203 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:51,417 Can you help me with one end of this? Thank you, thank you very much. 204 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,351 Is this your trunk? 205 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:59,999 Yeah. I should try charging this thing. all over New York. 206 00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,660 Where the hell is the motel? 207 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,623 Doobie, is it far away? 208 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,896 Not much. 209 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,367 Why didn't he take the interstate? 210 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,870 He said his friend had never been here, 211 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,840 so I thought you might like to know a little. 212 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,776 There's nothing on the interstate, interstate only. 213 00:15:45,794 --> 00:15:47,435 It's early morning. 214 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:50,380 I know, I know, but he is proud of his people. 215 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,917 Do you know? That's something very strange nowadays. 216 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,534 Do you take care of the luggage, Doobie? 217 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,335 Sure, Del. 218 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,330 Get off me. 219 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,345 Stay with me. 220 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,688 Good evening, Gus. 221 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,733 From the Griffith! How the hell are you? 222 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,001 Well I'm still a million dollars short to be a millionaire. 223 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:49,203 Gus, I want to introduce you to an old friend of mine. This is Neal Page. 224 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,905 -Neal, Gus Mooney. - Nice to meet you, Nick. 225 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,005 Nice to meet you. 226 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:55,945 Gus, I told my friend you could get him a room tonight. 227 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,378 Do you have a major credit card? 228 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,250 Do you still accept those discount cards for the rooms? 229 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,120 Well, I'll have to charge you for a double room, 230 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,126 but with the discount it will remain the same. 231 00:17:07,191 --> 00:17:09,326 There it is. That's pretty good. We are already saving money. 232 00:17:09,594 --> 00:17:11,162 We make a good team. 233 00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:14,531 We were heading to Chicago from New York 234 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,032 and the storm brought us here. 235 00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:20,094 I already know everything. I must have housed halfway through his flight. 236 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,140 Well, I guess everything is settled now. 237 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,802 So... here you go. 238 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,078 The last room in the entire complex. 239 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,814 Do you mean we share it? 240 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:34,000 - Hey, be careful with that. - Alright. 241 00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:05,114 - Tremendous taxi ride, right? - Yes, yes. It was a great trip. 242 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:08,119 You don't see taxis like that very often, you know? 243 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,329 - Do you want to take a bath? - No! 244 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,333 No, I meant if you wanted to go in first. 245 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,634 You thought... I didn't... 246 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,138 - What kind of person do you think I am? - Yes, I know. 247 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,468 Wow, how funny. How funny. 248 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,759 Oh, come on... come on. 249 00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:27,190 Sorry. 250 00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:36,700 I would change pillows with you, but I'm allergic to foam. 251 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,703 I have a terrible allergy. With that thing I would sneeze all night. 252 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:43,706 That's why I bring my own pillow. It is hypoallergenic. 253 00:20:51,882 --> 00:20:55,286 I had no idea those beer cans They were going to explode like that. 254 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,789 You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was going to happen? 255 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:03,225 It's been a long day. It just didn't occur to me. 256 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,533 It didn't occur to you, so I have to sleep in a puddle of beer. 257 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,233 Do you want to change? 258 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,860 No. I just want to sleep. 259 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,238 Me too. I'm exhausted. 260 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:15,739 Good night. 261 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,240 Good night. 262 00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:46,169 He's sleeping in our house! 263 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,269 I'm going to have to burn the sheets! 264 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:50,977 What if it was one of your friends, huh? 265 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,777 What if the situation were the other way around? 266 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,607 I would walk barefoot! 267 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,000 Air traffic is resuming at O'Hare, 268 00:22:23,018 --> 00:22:25,071 and the flights will begin to leave from there very shortly. 269 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:44,261 Sorry. 270 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:00,840 Damn! 271 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,781 - That? That? - Enough! 272 00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:06,716 If I don't unclog my sinuses, I'll snore all night. 273 00:23:07,785 --> 00:23:10,744 If your child spills milk, what do you do? Do you slap him on the head? 274 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:13,256 What, what, what? What is that supposed to mean? 275 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:15,793 You are not a very tolerant person. 276 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:18,295 Look, you're driving me crazy from New York. 277 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:20,228 Starting by stealing my taxi. 278 00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:21,925 God, you're bitter. 279 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,798 What if I break your teeth? 280 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,394 Oh, and hostile too. 281 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:27,970 Nice combination of personality. 282 00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:29,463 Hostile and intolerant. 283 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,803 That already borders on criminal. 284 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:31,900 Go to hell! 285 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,810 You spilled beer all over the bed, 286 00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:34,810 you smoke, 287 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,414 You left the bathroom a mess... 288 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,000 Who let you stay in the room? 289 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,217 I even let you pay for it so you wouldn't feel like an intruder, 290 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,081 Even though that's exactly what you are. 291 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,087 - Oh, am I an intruder? - Yes, you are an intruder. 292 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:46,681 I had a perfectly pleasant trip until you appeared in my life. 293 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:50,393 Did I appear in your life? who was the one who didn't stop talking to me on the plane? 294 00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:51,695 Who was it? I'm curious. 295 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,324 Who told you to reserve a room? I. Out of the goodness of my stupid old heart. 296 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,833 Wow, you really are an ungrateful idiot. 297 00:23:58,002 --> 00:24:00,000 So go ahead and sleep in the hall. Let's see if I care. 298 00:24:00,103 --> 00:24:02,562 I hope you wake up so numb that you can't even move. 299 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:06,769 You're no saint either. You had a free taxi, a free room 300 00:24:06,999 --> 00:24:09,780 and someone who would listen your boring stories. 301 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:13,000 Didn't you notice on the plane that when you started talking, 302 00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:16,000 I ended up reading the vomit bag? 303 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,322 Didn't that give you any clue that, 304 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,800 Maybe this guy wasn't enjoying it? 305 00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:22,826 Know? Not everything is an anecdote. 306 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:24,384 You have to know how to choose. 307 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,931 You choose things that are funny, 308 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:28,522 or at least somewhat fun, 309 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,033 or interesting. 310 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:31,227 You are a miracle. 311 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,863 Your stories have none of that. 312 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,464 They're not even funny by accident. 313 00:24:37,641 --> 00:24:39,774 Honey, I want to introduce you to Del Griffith. 314 00:24:39,803 --> 00:24:41,977 He has some very entertaining anecdotes for you. 315 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:45,573 Here's a gun to blow your brains out. You'll thank me later. 316 00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:51,416 I could endure any insurance seminar. 317 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:56,792 For days I could sit and listen to them talk and talk with a huge smile. 318 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,654 They would ask me: "How do you stand it?" 319 00:24:58,729 --> 00:25:01,963 And I would say: «Because I was with Del Griffith. 320 00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,830 "I can endure anything." 321 00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,836 Do you know what they would say? They would say: 322 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,838 «I know exactly what you mean. 323 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,897 »The guy with the shower curtain rings». 324 00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:15,212 It's like dating a talking doll. 325 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,149 I'm sure you have a little rope in the chest, you know? 326 00:25:18,176 --> 00:25:19,749 that I pull and then I have to let it come back. 327 00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:22,787 Only I wouldn't be the one to pull her. and let her go. You would do it. 328 00:25:25,957 --> 00:25:29,017 By the way, when you count those comics of yours, 329 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:30,755 here you have a good idea. 330 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:32,262 Let them have a point. 331 00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:35,265 This makes them much more interesting. for those who listen. 332 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,000 Do you want to hurt me? 333 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:54,000 Go ahead, If that makes you feel better. 334 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,846 I'm an easy target. 335 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,952 Yes you're right. 336 00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,788 I talk too much. 337 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,090 I also listen too much. 338 00:26:05,162 --> 00:26:08,758 I could be a heartless cynic like you. 339 00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,825 But I don't like hurting people's feelings. 340 00:26:13,703 --> 00:26:15,100 Well, think of me what you want. 341 00:26:15,173 --> 00:26:16,640 I'm not going to change. 342 00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:18,676 I like... I like who I am. 343 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,802 My wife liked it. 344 00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,006 My clients like me. 345 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,140 Because I am authentic. 346 00:26:25,216 --> 00:26:28,044 What you see is what there is. 347 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,117 Del. 348 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:49,922 Hmm? Yeah. 349 00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,428 Why did you kiss my ear? 350 00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,660 Why are you holding my hand? 351 00:28:58,369 --> 00:29:00,269 Where is your other hand? 352 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,169 Between two pillows. 353 00:29:03,374 --> 00:29:05,274 Those are not pillows! 354 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,929 - Did you see the Bears game last week? - Yes, great game. Tremendous match. 355 00:29:26,952 --> 00:29:30,227 The Bears have a great team this year. They are going to go to the end. 356 00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:04,524 Hey, Neal, get my socks out of the sink. If you're going to brush your teeth, okay? 357 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,041 Where are you? 358 00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,543 I'm in Wichita. 359 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:14,869 Are you still at the airport? 360 00:30:14,906 --> 00:30:18,511 No, I'm in a motel. I spent the night with a guy I met on the plane. 361 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:22,284 Did you share a motel room with a stranger? You're crazy? 362 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,149 Not yet, but I'm on the right track. 363 00:30:24,222 --> 00:30:26,156 Did you call the airline? 364 00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:29,591 Everything is full, but they said I have good chances of getting on the waiting list. 365 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,427 And if they told you that gluttons They are good pets, 366 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:34,394 would you believe them? 367 00:30:34,465 --> 00:30:35,899 I'm not spending Thanksgiving in Wichita. 368 00:30:35,968 --> 00:30:38,958 I have a family waiting for me. I'm going to get home. 369 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:41,437 Not by plane. 370 00:30:41,606 --> 00:30:44,942 They have 18 hours of accumulated air traffic. 371 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:49,375 No matter where you look at it, If we wait for the flight, 372 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,582 We're going to end up eating turkey right here. 373 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,316 - And how the hell are we going to get home? - Thank you. 374 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,721 Burt Dingman. A friend of mine. He works for the railroad. 375 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,689 - Train? - Yes. 376 00:30:59,789 --> 00:31:01,524 I sold them all the rings for their shower curtains. 377 00:31:01,592 --> 00:31:02,587 You owe me a favor. 378 00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:07,864 I pay that. I already paid for everything else. 379 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:09,399 Why break tradition? 380 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:12,061 You're making me feel like a freeloader. 381 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:14,800 Get me a place on the train and we'll be even. 382 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,869 Made. That's the easy part. 383 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,848 That? 384 00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:26,748 You know perfectly well what. 385 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,150 I'm sorry. I don't know. 386 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,519 I had over 700 dollars here. 387 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:36,526 I didn't touch your money, Neal. I am many things, but I am not a thief. 388 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:39,063 You went through my things last night, right? 389 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:41,265 I didn't take your money. 390 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,066 And I don't like it when you accuse me. 391 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:46,703 Well, I had over 700 dollars here. You reached into my wallet to pay for the pizza. 392 00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:49,071 Maybe when you opened it, had to... 393 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,232 Tell it! 394 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:52,000 Of course, as if you were going to leave it there if you had stolen it. 395 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,443 There are 263 dollars. 396 00:31:53,472 --> 00:31:55,770 If there's one more dollar, You can call me a thief. 397 00:31:56,549 --> 00:31:57,546 Just tell it. 398 00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,146 Tell it! 399 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:01,185 263, right? 400 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:06,557 - Empty. - That? 401 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:14,689 They robbed us. 402 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,791 You think? 403 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,562 Know? I've been thinking. 404 00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:21,769 What we have here He is a petty thief. 405 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,374 You didn't take the credit cards, did you? 406 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,376 Then we can pay everything on credit until we get home. 407 00:32:26,442 --> 00:32:28,076 What cards do you carry? 408 00:32:28,144 --> 00:32:30,242 I have a Visa and a gas card. 409 00:32:30,264 --> 00:32:34,000 Oh, and I have a Neiman-Marcus card in case we want to buy someone a gift. 410 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,000 What do you have? 411 00:32:35,107 --> 00:32:37,000 Chalmer's Big and Tall Men's Shoppe. 412 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,784 It is a chain of seven stores in the Pacific Northwest. 413 00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:41,052 They have great things. 414 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:43,452 Unfortunately, it is of no use to us here. 415 00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:45,162 Oh, forget it. 416 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:48,224 Just take me to the train station and I take care of the rest. 417 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,066 Ah, that's already resolved. Gus's son is going to pick us up. 418 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,572 That's not him, is it? 419 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,439 Wow, I hope not. 420 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:35,845 Are you Gus's son? 421 00:33:35,913 --> 00:33:37,505 I'm Owen. 422 00:33:41,284 --> 00:33:42,714 Are you the one with the shower curtains? 423 00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,812 Yes, yes. From Griffith. 424 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,413 How are you doing? 425 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,857 This is Neal Page from Chicago. 426 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:49,893 Hello. 427 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:52,220 Much pleasure to both of you. 428 00:33:59,903 --> 00:34:02,737 Do I have to take them to Wichita to catch a train? 429 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,365 Yes, we would appreciate it. 430 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:07,309 No trains leave Wichita. 431 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,176 Unless they are pigs or cattle. 432 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:17,219 The passenger train leaves Stubbville. 433 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,755 Alright. 434 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:20,381 That will be perfectly fine. 435 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,394 Leave it like this. 436 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:28,496 Get that lazy ass out of here and put that trunk in the back. 437 00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:30,399 No no. We can. 438 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:31,799 It's very heavy. 439 00:34:31,869 --> 00:34:33,097 She doesn't mind. 440 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:35,435 She is short and skinny, 441 00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:36,996 but it is strong. 442 00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:39,543 Your first baby 443 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,703 came out sideways. 444 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,043 He didn't scream or anything. 445 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,208 Isn't it amazing? 446 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,979 You really are a champion. 447 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:50,646 That's it. We can. We already did it. 448 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:57,226 You know, Stubbville is a little further than Wichita. 449 00:34:57,295 --> 00:34:58,922 How much further? 450 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,190 30 miles. 451 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,999 Maybe 40. 452 00:35:04,168 --> 00:35:06,659 Although not more than 45. 453 00:35:06,737 --> 00:35:08,271 It depends on where you go. 454 00:35:08,339 --> 00:35:11,537 If you take the back roads, It could be up to 70 miles. 455 00:35:15,079 --> 00:35:17,013 Give me the glove. 456 00:35:17,081 --> 00:35:20,141 Oh! He just pinched me. A bit. 457 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,719 Give him the damn glove! 458 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,414 Are we there yet? 459 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,424 No, there's still a bit left. 460 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,827 It's a beautiful landscape though, right? 461 00:35:30,895 --> 00:35:33,523 How high do you estimate the temperature is? 462 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:34,530 A degree. 463 00:36:00,591 --> 00:36:01,558 Thank you. 464 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,165 They didn't have two seats together. 465 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,029 You have to be kidding me. 466 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,568 Oh, I already knew. 467 00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:14,901 The secretary was new and I explained it to him. 468 00:36:14,972 --> 00:36:16,735 Wow...sorry. 469 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,331 Yeah, I think they're just full. 470 00:36:18,409 --> 00:36:20,543 Well, it's the holidays, I guess. 471 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:23,244 Hey, we're lucky to have gotten a ticket. 472 00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:26,545 Yes. Well, in case I never see you again... 473 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:28,109 Well, we'll see you on the train. 474 00:36:28,317 --> 00:36:30,109 Do you want us to have something in the bar car? 475 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,780 I'm going to sleep a little. 476 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,346 - Sure? - Yeah. 477 00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,154 Anyway, it has been interesting. 478 00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:39,158 That's a huge understatement. 479 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,464 And thanks for the ticket. 480 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:45,735 Neal! I need your address. 481 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:48,065 I have to send you the money to pay you for this ticket. 482 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,606 The ticket is a gift. 483 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:52,666 No, no, no, no. Come on. What is your address? 484 00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:54,142 Del, it's a gift. 485 00:36:54,412 --> 00:36:56,271 Happy holidays. 486 00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,311 Likewise. 487 00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:15,120 Hello. 488 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,826 - Are you going home for Thanksgiving? - Yes. 489 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:19,995 Me too. 490 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,130 We will arrive just in time. 491 00:37:58,342 --> 00:37:59,842 What did you do here? 492 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:02,105 Is there smoke? Did you say you smell smoke? 493 00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:30,338 They walk a mile, mile and a half to the road up there. 494 00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,343 The trucks will pick them up and they will take them to Jefferson City. 495 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:23,726 You're in a very bad mood, huh? 496 00:39:23,794 --> 00:39:25,819 To say the least. 497 00:39:27,798 --> 00:39:30,289 Have you ever traveled by bus? 498 00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:36,429 Probably your mood It's not going to get much better. 499 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,763 Neal, Neal. Look at that. 500 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:15,339 Better than a movie on the plane, huh? 501 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:24,020 Why don't you take a photo of it? It will last longer. 502 00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:29,485 They discovered you. 503 00:40:32,663 --> 00:40:34,187 Oh, that was good. 504 00:40:37,868 --> 00:40:41,304 I guess this is a moment as good as anyone to tell you. 505 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:43,966 Our tickets only serve as far as St. Louis. 506 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:47,240 From St. Louis to Chicago it's all Tighter than Thumbelina's ass. 507 00:40:47,341 --> 00:40:48,740 Look, it's Thanksgiving. 508 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:57,851 Very good! 509 00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,816 It was fun, right? 510 00:41:01,892 --> 00:41:04,659 Very good. Who knows a song? Who wants to sing something? 511 00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,319 Who has a song? 512 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:09,830 - I have a... - Do you have one? Neal Page has one. 513 00:41:10,397 --> 00:41:12,930 514 00:41:13,697 --> 00:41:17,330 Do they know it? 515 00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:20,471 No? 516 00:41:23,111 --> 00:41:25,471 517 00:41:25,511 --> 00:41:29,001 518 00:41:29,311 --> 00:41:31,771 519 00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:35,471 520 00:41:35,911 --> 00:41:38,471 521 00:41:38,511 --> 00:41:40,971 522 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,471 523 00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:45,771 524 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,235 Wilma! 525 00:41:47,471 --> 00:41:49,299 How are you, madam? My name is Del Griffith. 526 00:41:49,322 --> 00:41:51,039 I'm from American Light and Fixture Company, 527 00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:52,542 jewelry division. 528 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:55,178 And I have the offer of a lifetime for you. Do you have a minute? 529 00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:58,238 This is an autographed earring by Diane Sawyer. 530 00:41:58,715 --> 00:42:00,681 Do you ever watch 60 Minutes? 531 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:03,718 Thank you. 532 00:42:03,787 --> 00:42:06,483 This is Czechoslovakian ivory. 533 00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:09,082 That is. It's 5 dollars. 534 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,217 Excellent. 535 00:42:10,294 --> 00:42:13,730 This is your Walter Cronkite moon ring. 536 00:42:13,997 --> 00:42:15,094 Thank you. 537 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:17,099 They are filled with helium, 538 00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:18,532 so they are very light. 539 00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,194 Thank you. 540 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:22,865 This is an autographed earring by Darryl Strawberry. 541 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,703 Very good! 542 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,766 By the way, these earrings are very special. 543 00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:29,002 They were originally made by hand 544 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:30,913 for the Great Wizard of China 545 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:32,915 back in the 4th century. 546 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:34,216 Of course these are not the originals, 547 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:37,245 but they are replicas. Very good replicas, too. 548 00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:40,385 They sell for $5 a pair. Two pairs for 7. 549 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,835 I'm Marti Page and I'm grateful. 550 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:55,565 that my dad is coming home for Thanksgiving. 551 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,778 Do you know something? 552 00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,414 It also makes you look a little older. 553 00:43:05,547 --> 00:43:06,714 And I don't mean just a little bit. 554 00:43:06,784 --> 00:43:10,049 You could pass for someone 18 or 19. 555 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:14,524 Did you call your wife? 556 00:43:15,292 --> 00:43:16,951 There was no one at home. 557 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:20,087 They're probably at the show. my daughter's Thanksgiving. 558 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,126 You missed it. 559 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:26,969 I'm sorry. Those... 560 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:29,471 Those are also very valuable moments. 561 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,505 They do not repeat themselves. 562 00:43:36,577 --> 00:43:38,708 I've spent too much time far from home. 563 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,000 I haven't been home in years. 564 00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,378 That? Oh really? 565 00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:45,319 No, it's a figure of speech. 566 00:43:45,389 --> 00:43:46,822 Know? I travel so much, 567 00:43:46,890 --> 00:43:48,824 It's like it was never there. 568 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:52,225 By the way, I called a good friend of mine on Eastern Airlines. 569 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,695 It doesn't look good. 570 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:56,297 I know. I called all the airlines. 571 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:04,000 Well at least we still have more than 100 dollars thanks to my brilliant idea. 572 00:44:04,274 --> 00:44:06,208 You are an extraordinary seller. 573 00:44:06,776 --> 00:44:08,574 You know... 574 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:12,707 I've been thinking that, When we put our heads together, 575 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,011 really... 576 00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:15,915 We really haven't gotten anywhere. 577 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,044 And... 578 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:20,056 you know? I think I'm slowing you down. 579 00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:23,923 No no. Don't say that about yourself. That's not true, Neal. Really not. 580 00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:27,987 No, I really think we will get there much faster where we are going if... 581 00:44:28,065 --> 00:44:30,499 we were alone. 582 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:31,625 Alright? 583 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:36,297 Alright. 584 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:37,670 I see. 585 00:44:44,714 --> 00:44:48,615 I think I'm going to pay this and then I'll go. 586 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,308 - I apreciate it. - Yes that's fine. 587 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,784 Know? It is more difficult for two people to travel. You understand? 588 00:44:52,856 --> 00:44:54,823 Yes. Yes. Of course. 589 00:44:54,891 --> 00:44:55,324 And if you have reservations... 590 00:44:55,392 --> 00:44:56,518 Yes, yes. I understand what you're telling me. 591 00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:57,992 Thanks for the food. 592 00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,495 Yes that's fine. No problem. 593 00:44:59,563 --> 00:45:02,430 And I owe you part of this too. 594 00:45:02,499 --> 00:45:03,932 No, no, no, no. Del. 595 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,434 - Del, I told you it was a gift. - This is your part, okay? 596 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:06,935 - I'm not going to accept your money. - Take the money. 597 00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,338 - Buy your kids a chocolate turkey or something. - No, buy something for yours. 598 00:45:08,354 --> 00:45:10,438 - Take it. Take it. Take it. - I don't want the money, okay? 599 00:45:10,506 --> 00:45:12,031 - My children don't need anything. - I'm going to leave it there. 600 00:45:12,109 --> 00:45:13,733 Then leave it. If you want to quit, that's fine. 601 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,406 Alright. I'm done, okay? 602 00:45:15,479 --> 00:45:18,573 I have to go now, So if you'll excuse me... 603 00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:21,015 I have things to do. 604 00:45:22,086 --> 00:45:23,280 So... 605 00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:27,889 good luck and I hope you get home soon. 606 00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:28,722 See you. 607 00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,123 Yes of course. 608 00:45:41,304 --> 00:45:44,638 It's a white Lincoln Town Car, space V-5. 609 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:03,085 V-5. 610 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,718 V-5. 611 00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:08,659 V-5. 612 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:23,371 Listen! Listen! 613 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,142 Listen! Listen! 614 00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:30,011 Listen! Listen! Listen! 615 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:31,520 Hey, the car's not here! 616 00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,557 I need a ride back! 617 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:42,356 You... 618 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:44,661 God! 619 00:46:45,669 --> 00:46:47,102 Damn! 620 00:46:47,171 --> 00:46:48,604 Damn! 621 00:46:51,171 --> 00:46:53,004 You're messing with the wrong guy! 622 00:47:39,271 --> 00:47:41,004 You're messing with the wrong guy! 623 00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:03,102 Oh, Marie, you are hilarious. 624 00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:06,647 No, mom is going to prepare the turkey. 625 00:48:06,716 --> 00:48:08,749 Yes, daddy wants ambrosia, 626 00:48:08,817 --> 00:48:11,152 so i guess we'll buy those little marshmallows. 627 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:13,655 And I will make the crescent rolls and you make the blueberries. 628 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,555 You know I don't know how to cook. 629 00:48:21,265 --> 00:48:23,062 Yes. Well, then I'll see you tomorrow. 630 00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:24,361 Glug, glug! 631 00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:28,766 Oh, goodbye. 632 00:48:37,012 --> 00:48:38,648 Welcome to Marathon. Can I help you? 633 00:48:39,215 --> 00:48:40,774 Yes. 634 00:48:40,999 --> 00:48:43,342 How can I help you? 635 00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:47,481 You can start by removing that fucking idiotic smile on your face 636 00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:50,754 of her fucking rosy cheeks. 637 00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:53,227 Then you can give me a fucking car. 638 00:48:53,297 --> 00:48:54,730 A fucking Datsun, 639 00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:56,231 a fucking Toyota, 640 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:56,928 a fucking mustang, 641 00:48:56,950 --> 00:48:57,578 a fucking Buick. 642 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,933 Four fucking wheels and a seat. 643 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:03,029 I really don't like it the way he's talking to me. 644 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:05,267 And I really don't like the shape 645 00:49:05,342 --> 00:49:08,072 in which his company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere 646 00:49:08,145 --> 00:49:11,444 with the fucking keys to a fucking car that is not there. 647 00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:15,417 And I didn't like having to walk either. on a fucking road 648 00:49:15,485 --> 00:49:17,714 and cross a fucking landing strip 649 00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:21,621 to come back here and find me with his fucking smile on his face. 650 00:49:21,692 --> 00:49:25,526 I want a fucking car 651 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:28,826 right now, damn it! 652 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,702 Can I see your rental agreement? 653 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:37,365 I threw it in the trash. 654 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:40,137 Oh, friend. 655 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,042 "Oh, friend" what? 656 00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:45,638 It's screwed. 657 00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:05,805 You're messing with the wrong guy! 658 00:50:05,869 --> 00:50:09,305 Alright, 86, wake up. He's blocking the line. 659 00:50:09,573 --> 00:50:12,171 - Yes, where are you going? -Chicago. 660 00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:15,174 -Chicago? -Chicago. 661 00:50:15,244 --> 00:50:16,474 Do you know you're in St. Louis? 662 00:50:16,546 --> 00:50:18,878 Yes I know. 663 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:23,515 Why don't you try the airlines? They are much faster and give you free food. 664 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:27,422 If I wanted to hear a joke, I'd follow him to the bathroom. and I would see him urinate. 665 00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:30,390 Now will you help me 666 00:50:30,426 --> 00:50:33,390 or is he going to stay there standing like a piece of meat with gloves? 667 00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,376 What are you doing? 668 00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:51,000 I almost crushed your head like a melon. 669 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,383 Of the? 670 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:54,917 Get your car out of here! 671 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,850 Just a minute, okay? 672 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,581 Get him out of here! 673 00:51:00,090 --> 00:51:01,723 What is your problem? 674 00:51:01,791 --> 00:51:04,116 Insensitive idiot! 675 00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,926 Don't you see we have to an injured man lying in the street? 676 00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:08,897 I'm going to move my car, 677 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,865 But I want you to help him get up. 678 00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:12,000 No! 679 00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,293 With great pleasure. 680 00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:31,854 Know? I had a feeling that, when we part, 681 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,686 Somehow, someday, Our paths would cross again. 682 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,090 Are you OK? 683 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,162 I've never seen a guy get picked up. through the testicles. 684 00:51:42,231 --> 00:51:44,962 How lucky that police officer will happen right at that moment. 685 00:51:45,035 --> 00:51:48,199 Otherwise you would have to get up the balls to tie your shoes. 686 00:51:49,672 --> 00:51:51,698 I'm sorry. That was terrible. 687 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,505 Do you have any idea how happy I am if I hadn't killed you? 688 00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:57,376 Do you have any idea how happy I would be? if you had done it? 689 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,574 Come on, friend. You don't mean it. 690 00:51:59,649 --> 00:52:02,116 Do you remember what I said of letting yourself go with the flow? 691 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:05,000 How am I supposed to let myself go when the car rental agency 692 00:52:05,049 --> 00:52:08,000 leaves me in a 100 acre parking lot with the keys to a car that is not there, 693 00:52:08,025 --> 00:52:12,258 and then I have to walk three miles back to find out they don't have any more cars? 694 00:52:13,329 --> 00:52:15,093 I got a car without any problem. 695 00:52:16,165 --> 00:52:18,265 Well, Del, you're a lucky man. 696 00:52:18,307 --> 00:52:20,593 - No. - Oh, I know. 697 00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:22,504 You just let yourself go. 698 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:25,339 Like a twig on the stream of a mighty river. 699 00:53:01,677 --> 00:53:03,840 Could you stop doing that with the seat, please? 700 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:05,711 As soon as you start playing with these damn things, 701 00:53:05,782 --> 00:53:07,113 You never feel comfortable again. 702 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,742 Then stop playing with him. 703 00:53:08,818 --> 00:53:10,746 I have to get comfortable. 704 00:53:11,020 --> 00:53:12,315 Do you have back problems? 705 00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:14,788 Yes, and it hurts like hell. 706 00:53:14,857 --> 00:53:16,587 There are only a couple of good positions. 707 00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:18,218 You're going to break it. 708 00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:21,062 Ready. 709 00:53:22,499 --> 00:53:23,625 Oh, perfect. 710 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:25,998 Perfect, perfect. 711 00:53:32,742 --> 00:53:34,437 Ah, damn it. 712 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:35,739 And now what? 713 00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:37,746 I have the seat right where I want it. 714 00:53:37,814 --> 00:53:39,748 I can't reach my feet to take off my shoes. 715 00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:42,250 Perfect. Leave your shoes on. 716 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:44,116 I can't relax with my shoes on. 717 00:53:44,187 --> 00:53:47,850 I don't want to breathe the smell of your feet. Leave your shoes on! 718 00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:51,724 Wow, that must be wonderful. be so perfect and not smell like anything. 719 00:53:51,795 --> 00:53:53,729 Know? There are many things about you that bother me, 720 00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:56,000 but I have enough education not to mention them. 721 00:53:56,027 --> 00:53:57,332 - Really? Really? - That's right, yes. 722 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:58,529 What am I doing that bothers you? 723 00:53:58,602 --> 00:53:59,970 - I'm just curious. - Well, you do many things. 724 00:53:59,993 --> 00:54:02,092 - Tell me one. Why don't you say one? - There are quite a few. 725 00:54:02,121 --> 00:54:03,166 - Do you want me to say one? - Yes. 726 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,400 Well... 727 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:08,339 You touch your balls a lot. 728 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,749 I don't touch my balls. 729 00:54:16,819 --> 00:54:21,310 Larry Bird doesn't handle that many balls in a night like you in an hour. 730 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:22,692 Are you trying to start a fight? 731 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,522 No. I am simply stating a fact, nothing more. 732 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,289 You play with your parts a lot. 733 00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:27,625 Do you know what would make me happy? 734 00:54:27,697 --> 00:54:29,927 Another pair of eggs and an extra set of fingers? 735 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:33,000 Ah, that's humor. 736 00:54:33,036 --> 00:54:35,569 Ah, that's real humor. 737 00:54:35,638 --> 00:54:37,873 What would make me happy is to give your mouth a rest. 738 00:54:38,341 --> 00:54:39,873 With great pleasure. 739 00:54:39,942 --> 00:54:41,876 - I would like a little silence while driving. - No problem. 740 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,946 - Thank you so much. - You are welcome. 741 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,553 You broke the seat. 742 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:54,788 You broke the damn seat. I can't believe it. 743 00:54:55,358 --> 00:54:57,052 It wasn't broken when I got off. 744 00:54:57,627 --> 00:54:59,058 You were playing with him until you broke it. 745 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,122 How can a car seat break? It's impossible. 746 00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:02,458 What do you mean it's impossible? 747 00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:03,999 - Do you want to drive? - No, I don't want to. 748 00:55:04,067 --> 00:55:06,201 Why did you do this? 749 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:11,267 Look, I'm not going to take responsibility. of faulty engineering. 750 00:55:11,341 --> 00:55:14,902 Wow, this is really comfortable. This is really comfortable. 751 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:19,180 I don't want to argue, okay? Let's not fight. 752 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:20,682 It's okay, it's okay. 753 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,685 I'm going to sleep now, okay? 754 00:55:25,753 --> 00:55:28,690 I'm going to put my wallet in the glove compartment. Don't let me forget it. 755 00:55:28,758 --> 00:55:29,747 Alright. 756 00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:57,546 That was Ray Charles with «The Mess Around». 757 00:56:57,614 --> 00:57:00,000 Looking outside, The weather begins to clear. 758 00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:01,547 I hope you are enjoying the night with us. 759 00:57:01,558 --> 00:57:03,750 We've already passed half an hour... 760 00:57:45,761 --> 00:57:46,953 Oh, come on. 761 00:57:52,968 --> 00:57:53,995 Good. 762 00:58:07,851 --> 00:58:08,875 Shit! 763 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:26,262 There it is. 764 00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:27,963 Alright. 765 00:58:28,037 --> 00:58:31,268 Think about it well. Just relax. 766 00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,866 Let it go! Let it go! 767 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,365 What is happening? 768 00:59:04,439 --> 00:59:06,602 Oh, we almost hit a deer, that's all. 769 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:09,236 Are you OK? 770 00:59:10,312 --> 00:59:12,406 Yes I'm fine. Yes I'm fine. 771 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:15,174 It's getting pretty hot here. You should take off your parka. 772 00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:17,281 Yes. Yes, I will. 773 00:59:47,716 --> 00:59:50,583 Shit! look at that guy on the wrong side of the road! 774 00:59:50,602 --> 00:59:52,286 He's going to kill someone! 775 00:59:52,355 --> 00:59:53,652 My God! 776 00:59:54,423 --> 00:59:55,486 Hey! 777 00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:57,782 Hey! 778 01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,797 Hey, what's up? 779 01:00:02,865 --> 01:00:04,890 Some idiot wants to compete. 780 01:00:06,202 --> 01:00:07,260 Turn around! 781 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:09,897 Don't compete. It's ridiculous. 782 01:00:09,973 --> 01:00:12,601 Okay, let's go. Come on, come on. 783 01:00:12,675 --> 01:00:14,370 Roll down the window! 784 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:15,968 He wants to tell us something. 785 01:00:16,545 --> 01:00:17,945 He's probably drunk. 786 01:00:18,014 --> 01:00:20,482 They are going in the opposite direction! 787 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:21,676 That? 788 01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,515 - They're going in the opposite direction! - You are going in the opposite direction! 789 01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:28,819 He says we are going in the opposite direction. 790 01:00:28,891 --> 01:00:30,324 Oh, he's drunk. 791 01:00:30,393 --> 01:00:32,793 How will he know where we are going? 792 01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:35,490 Yeah, how could I know? 793 01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:37,829 Thank you. Thank you so much. 794 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,333 Great. 795 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:40,334 Thank you. 796 01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,103 What an idiot. 797 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:47,669 They are going in the wrong direction! 798 01:00:52,181 --> 01:00:55,309 - They're going to kill someone! - They're going to kill someone! 799 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:05,754 They are going in the opposite direction! 800 01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,865 - Truck. Truck. Truck! - That? 801 01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:12,901 That?! 802 01:02:15,931 --> 01:02:17,624 Well, this is not so bad. 803 01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:21,136 I thought it would be much worse than this. 804 01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:24,435 You will be able to polish this without any problem. 805 01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:25,974 Oh yes. 806 01:02:33,048 --> 01:02:35,108 I mean, it was close. 807 01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:38,513 Now we can laugh. We're fine, you know? 808 01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:41,482 All the... 809 01:02:42,857 --> 01:02:45,687 Maybe we should remove my things from the road, right? 810 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:47,753 What do you think? Yes. 811 01:02:47,830 --> 01:02:49,764 Yes, it's a good idea. 812 01:02:51,667 --> 01:02:53,567 Oh, my back! 813 01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:57,063 God. 814 01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,620 Come on. Here we go. 815 01:03:20,495 --> 01:03:21,458 Thank you. 816 01:03:21,931 --> 01:03:24,466 Leave it on the ground for a second. 817 01:03:32,540 --> 01:03:33,600 What a night. 818 01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:27,663 That? 819 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,127 That? 820 01:04:30,399 --> 01:04:33,635 You finally did it to yourself. 821 01:04:33,703 --> 01:04:34,795 Hey? 822 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,000 I mean, good luck returning the car. 823 01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:44,513 They will be happier What pigs in the shit when they see you. 824 01:04:54,857 --> 01:04:58,655 How could you even rent it without a credit card? 825 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:01,822 You couldn't do it. How did you do it? 826 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:06,333 I gave it to the girl at the counter a set of rings for shower curtains. 827 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:17,509 You can't rent a car with rings for shower curtains, Del. 828 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,224 Well... 829 01:05:31,092 --> 01:05:32,526 somehow you... 830 01:05:32,795 --> 01:05:36,231 Diner's Club card ended up in my wallet, 831 01:05:36,298 --> 01:05:38,632 and I just... 832 01:05:38,601 --> 01:05:40,701 - You stole it! - Not exactly. 833 01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:42,403 - You stole my card! - No. I swear on my life that I don't. 834 01:05:42,422 --> 01:05:43,334 - I know you stole it. 835 01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:44,373 - You stole my card... - I didn't steal your card! 836 01:05:44,396 --> 01:05:45,773 - ...and then you rented a car. - I didn't do it! 837 01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:47,573 - ...and then you set it on fire! - I didn't do it! 838 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,976 - I found it in my wallet! - I knew you had stolen it. 839 01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:51,410 I thought you put it there. 840 01:05:52,081 --> 01:05:53,739 Why would I put it there? 841 01:05:54,016 --> 01:05:55,347 Out of kindness? 842 01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:57,750 Goodness? 843 01:05:57,820 --> 01:05:59,151 Goodness? 844 01:05:59,221 --> 01:06:01,054 You stole it! 845 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,756 He stole her! 846 01:06:02,824 --> 01:06:06,024 No, I didn't. I didn't do it. I was going to send it back to you 847 01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:09,087 along with what the car rental will cost, more interests. 848 01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:11,565 But you didn't give me your address. What was I supposed to do? 849 01:06:11,634 --> 01:06:12,999 You just abandoned me. 850 01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:15,503 I had no money, I had no cards, I didn't have anything. 851 01:06:15,571 --> 01:06:16,731 Give it back to me! 852 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:17,738 Can't! 853 01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:20,807 Why not? 854 01:06:20,876 --> 01:06:21,843 Why not! 855 01:06:23,245 --> 01:06:24,337 Because? 856 01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,847 Because when we stop for gas, 857 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:29,851 I put the card back in your wallet. 858 01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:43,831 Are you mad at me? 859 01:06:59,815 --> 01:07:04,187 Know? you could have killed me hitting me in the stomach when I wasn't prepared. 860 01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:07,188 That's how Houdini died, you know? 861 01:07:16,732 --> 01:07:18,400 One good thing about all this: 862 01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:21,470 With all this fresh air, Let's sleep like babies. 863 01:07:22,238 --> 01:07:24,672 Neal? Hey, hey, Neal. Wait. 864 01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:28,499 I need a room. 865 01:07:29,077 --> 01:07:31,912 If you're mad at me, maybe we should take separate rooms. 866 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:33,013 Get your own room. 867 01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:35,516 I will need a major credit card. 868 01:07:35,684 --> 01:07:37,848 Clear. Clear. 869 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:42,050 I have... 870 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,617 Diner's... 871 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,160 Visa... 872 01:07:49,098 --> 01:07:50,690 and a gas card. 873 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:57,101 These are not credit cards. 874 01:07:57,573 --> 01:08:00,233 Okay, I'll pay cash. Cash. 875 01:08:00,309 --> 01:08:01,991 $42.50. 876 01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:12,746 How about...17 dollars? 877 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,819 I can't do that. 878 01:08:15,891 --> 01:08:16,949 Please. 879 01:08:17,226 --> 01:08:18,994 Have mercy. 880 01:08:20,061 --> 01:08:23,694 I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday. 881 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,597 I can attest to that. 882 01:08:28,237 --> 01:08:31,172 I don't... I don't... I don't own the place. 883 01:08:37,746 --> 01:08:41,512 17 dollars and a great watch. 884 01:08:57,366 --> 01:08:59,025 Do you want a room? 885 01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:07,974 I have a little problem. 886 01:09:08,043 --> 01:09:10,307 I don't have the $42.50. 887 01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:13,815 Do you have 17 dollars and a nice watch? 888 01:09:14,883 --> 01:09:16,852 No. I have... 889 01:09:20,055 --> 01:09:22,819 I have 2 dollars and... 890 01:09:25,394 --> 01:09:26,986 and a Casio. 891 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:34,359 I'm going to have to say good night. 892 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:23,480 Well, Marie... 893 01:10:23,952 --> 01:10:27,488 once again, dear, you were absolutely right. 894 01:10:28,891 --> 01:10:30,825 Without a doubt, 895 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:35,129 I'm the biggest headache that has ever existed. 896 01:10:37,066 --> 01:10:40,031 I know someone whose company I really enjoy, 897 01:10:40,502 --> 01:10:42,336 and what do I do? 898 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,005 I overdo it. 899 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:47,008 I suffocate the poor guy. 900 01:10:47,276 --> 01:10:50,445 I caused him more problems that no one should have to endure. 901 01:10:52,881 --> 01:10:55,475 God, I do have a huge mouth. 902 01:11:01,523 --> 01:11:03,958 When will I learn? 903 01:11:23,512 --> 01:11:26,670 I wish you were here with me right now. 904 01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:32,611 But I guess... 905 01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:34,553 that's not going to happen. 906 01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:38,053 At least not now. 907 01:11:40,595 --> 01:11:44,032 What did I do to finish with this guy? 908 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:05,286 You're going to freeze to death out there. 909 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:13,458 How's your drink? 910 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:14,621 Good. 911 01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:17,965 Shall we go for another one? 912 01:12:18,033 --> 01:12:19,466 Where have you been? 913 01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:20,968 Have you been to Italy? 914 01:12:21,036 --> 01:12:22,469 Have you tried amaretto? 915 01:12:22,538 --> 01:12:24,473 I have amaretto and this is gin. 916 01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:25,473 Ah, gin. 917 01:12:25,541 --> 01:12:27,475 What's that? Is that tequila? 918 01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:29,477 A little trip to Mexico. 919 01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:30,477 Tequila? 920 01:12:30,546 --> 01:12:32,343 Here you go. It's coming. 921 01:12:32,814 --> 01:12:34,882 Is this combination good or what? 922 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,075 No, probably not. 923 01:12:37,452 --> 01:12:42,017 I'm going back to Jamaica. 924 01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:43,585 Jamaica, friend. 925 01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:46,594 Go to Jamaica. Have a rum, friend. 926 01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:47,788 That is. 927 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:50,024 Irie, Irie, friend. 928 01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:54,535 Oh shit. 929 01:12:58,006 --> 01:13:00,041 Know? When I'm dead and buried, 930 01:13:00,109 --> 01:13:03,044 the only thing that will remain to show that I was here 931 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:06,547 They will be rings for shower curtains that they did not fall. 932 01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:08,173 Great legacy, huh? 933 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,047 At least, 934 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:12,053 as an absolute minimum, 935 01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:16,081 you have a woman you love Who to grow old with, right? 936 01:13:17,859 --> 01:13:20,021 You love her, don't you? 937 01:13:25,434 --> 01:13:29,269 "Love" is not a big enough word. 938 01:13:29,737 --> 01:13:33,699 Not enough to describe how I feel about my wife. 939 01:13:33,776 --> 01:13:35,266 For the wives. 940 01:13:35,344 --> 01:13:36,606 For the wives! 941 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:49,522 Well let me close this conversation 942 01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:52,526 saying that you are a unique individual. 943 01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:56,029 What does "unique" mean? 944 01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:58,532 Is it Latin for "imbecile"? 945 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:01,535 Grab those. I'm going to kick them off. 946 01:14:03,972 --> 01:14:08,033 Well, I'll tell you something. For more problems that I have had on this little trip, 947 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:11,146 I'm sure that one day I'll look back and laugh. 948 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:13,012 You think? 949 01:14:13,381 --> 01:14:15,549 Ah, I'm already laughing. 950 01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:17,149 Oh, God. 951 01:14:17,178 --> 01:14:19,178 When that car exploded... 952 01:14:19,554 --> 01:14:21,752 That seat was hot, wasn't it? 953 01:14:21,793 --> 01:14:24,786 I feel like a giant hamburger. 954 01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:27,556 Turn me around. I'm ready on this side. 955 01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:30,164 I'm scared to look at my butt, you know? 956 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:33,168 I'll have grill marks in the butt. 957 01:14:36,406 --> 01:14:37,570 What's that? 958 01:14:37,906 --> 01:14:40,070 French fries. 959 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,577 They are everywhere! 960 01:14:47,282 --> 01:14:49,250 Why do I feel like I'm in summer camp? 961 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:08,102 And how the hell does this thing turn off? 962 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:14,603 Everything ready? 963 01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:16,109 Just a minute. 964 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:18,112 Now give it a good push. 965 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,113 - Alright. - Alright. 966 01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:21,615 Oh, God. 967 01:15:26,686 --> 01:15:28,656 - Push! Put strength into it! - That's what I do! That's what I do! 968 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:30,248 Push, for God's sake! 969 01:15:31,493 --> 01:15:33,120 I think we have to balance it a little. 970 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:34,753 Alright. OK. 971 01:15:34,990 --> 01:15:37,697 Up and down. Here we go. Ready? 972 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:38,755 Yes. 973 01:15:38,834 --> 01:15:40,131 Here we go. 974 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:41,328 Reverse! 975 01:15:57,786 --> 01:15:58,878 Come up! 976 01:16:03,792 --> 01:16:04,952 Come on! 977 01:16:21,392 --> 01:16:25,152 keep shining 978 01:16:25,492 --> 01:16:29,352 and it turned out to be a lie 979 01:16:29,592 --> 01:16:33,752 keep shining 980 01:16:33,992 --> 01:16:37,352 and it left me sad 981 01:16:37,492 --> 01:16:42,352 The stars were shining brightly 982 01:16:42,492 --> 01:16:46,552 Your love said goodbye 983 01:16:46,792 --> 01:16:50,552 keep shining 984 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:06,419 Oh, great. Brilliant. A policeman. 985 01:17:06,488 --> 01:17:07,420 Careful! 986 01:17:08,789 --> 01:17:10,223 How fast are you going? 987 01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:12,725 I can't know. The speedometer melted. 988 01:17:12,793 --> 01:17:13,717 Get ready. 989 01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:15,226 Good morning, officer. 990 01:17:15,297 --> 01:17:16,229 Hello. 991 01:17:16,298 --> 01:17:19,000 Is there anything I can help you with? 992 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:21,235 What the hell are you driving? 993 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:24,534 Last night we had a small fire, but we put it out just in time. 994 01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:28,000 Do you have any idea how fast were you driving? 995 01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:29,743 Curiously, I was just talking about that with my friend. 996 01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:30,947 Our speedometer melted 997 01:17:30,991 --> 01:17:33,247 and, as a result, it is very difficult to say with some degree of precision 998 01:17:33,315 --> 01:17:36,079 exactly how fast we were going. 999 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,210 78 miles per hour. 1000 01:17:39,388 --> 01:17:40,821 78, huh? 1001 01:17:40,989 --> 01:17:43,824 Well, yes. It seems possible to me. Clear. I guess. 1002 01:17:43,892 --> 01:17:45,826 You will know better than us. 1003 01:17:45,894 --> 01:17:47,759 Especially because we have melted speedometer. 1004 01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:51,265 Do you think this vehicle Is it safe to travel on the road? 1005 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,766 Yes, I consider it safe. 1006 01:17:52,834 --> 01:17:54,467 Yes, really. I think... 1007 01:17:54,536 --> 01:17:57,897 I know it's not pretty to look at, but it will take you wherever you want to go. 1008 01:17:57,973 --> 01:17:59,770 It does not have an exterior mirror. 1009 01:17:59,841 --> 01:18:00,899 No, we lost that one. 1010 01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:02,573 It has no working indicator. 1011 01:18:02,644 --> 01:18:04,000 No, not a single one. 1012 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:06,774 However, the radio still works. 1013 01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:08,782 Strange as it may seem, with all this disaster, 1014 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:10,686 the radio is the only thing which really works well. 1015 01:18:10,704 --> 01:18:13,287 And it is heard very clearly. Don't ask me how. 1016 01:18:15,891 --> 01:18:18,052 I cannot allow you to continue in this vehicle. 1017 01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:19,286 Can't what? 1018 01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,095 No. It is not roadworthy. 1019 01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:22,497 The vehicle will be confiscated 1020 01:18:22,515 --> 01:18:25,499 until it can be put in a safe condition to travel on state highways. 1021 01:18:25,768 --> 01:18:29,303 Okay, officer, I admit it. I broke the law. 1022 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:31,805 And I'm really sorry. It will never happen again. 1023 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:35,410 That's what he got me and I'm not going to argue with him. Not a single word, I swear. 1024 01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:37,345 However... 1025 01:18:37,912 --> 01:18:39,512 If you confiscate our car, 1026 01:18:39,681 --> 01:18:43,851 I won't be able to take my friend home in time for your Thanksgiving dinner. 1027 01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:16,943 Well, luck came to us. 1028 01:19:22,891 --> 01:19:25,116 It's free and direct. 1029 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:27,187 I said I was going to take you home. 1030 01:19:27,223 --> 01:19:29,531 I don't care, as long as the heat works. 1031 01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:34,000 The driver is a little fussy with people traveling in their cabin. 1032 01:19:34,636 --> 01:19:36,297 So we can't sit there. 1033 01:19:36,371 --> 01:19:39,238 Well, if we can't go up there, where are we supposed to travel? 1034 01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:42,809 Better than walking, right? 1035 01:19:44,379 --> 01:19:47,314 Know? You're going to be in Chicago in... 1036 01:19:47,382 --> 01:19:50,249 less than three hours, more or less, 1037 01:19:50,318 --> 01:19:52,252 if we don't find traffic. 1038 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:55,756 And I don't think there is, because it's Thanksgiving. 1039 01:19:56,825 --> 01:19:58,224 We are already moving. 1040 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,286 Can you believe it? 1041 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,135 It's been a hell of a trip. 1042 01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:35,295 Of course. 1043 01:20:35,363 --> 01:20:39,299 But... after all, 1044 01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:41,301 yes you managed to take me home and I really appreciate it. 1045 01:20:41,369 --> 01:20:44,000 Hey, next time let's fly first class, okay? 1046 01:20:44,473 --> 01:20:46,008 God, I hope there isn't a next time. 1047 01:20:46,076 --> 01:20:48,608 I know what you mean. Really yes. 1048 01:20:51,813 --> 01:20:53,246 Are you getting off here? 1049 01:20:55,317 --> 01:20:56,249 Yes. 1050 01:21:00,555 --> 01:21:02,489 - It was great meeting you, Neal. Really. - Likewise. 1051 01:21:02,557 --> 01:21:04,792 Again, I'm sorry if I caused you any trouble. 1052 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:06,959 No, you didn't cause me problems. You took me home. 1053 01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:09,053 And... with a little delay. 1054 01:21:09,130 --> 01:21:10,757 A couple of days. 1055 01:21:10,832 --> 01:21:12,265 But... 1056 01:21:12,334 --> 01:21:14,527 I'm also a little wiser. So... 1057 01:21:14,602 --> 01:21:16,231 Me too. 1058 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:18,772 Happy holidays. 1059 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,102 Likewise. 1060 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:23,768 - Happy Thanksgiving, Neal. - Alright. 1061 01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:26,279 - Give my regards to the family, okay? - Likewise. 1062 01:21:26,348 --> 01:21:28,407 - Maybe one day I will have the opportunity to meet them. - Clear. 1063 01:21:28,483 --> 01:21:30,781 Say hello to Marie for me. I feel like I know her. 1064 01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:32,149 Yes. 1065 01:21:33,355 --> 01:21:35,289 Well... Okay. 1066 01:21:35,357 --> 01:21:37,655 And have a happy Thanksgiving. 1067 01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:39,785 Of course. 1068 01:21:39,861 --> 01:21:41,522 See you later. 1069 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:07,740 I like myself... I like who I am. 1070 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,340 My wife liked it. 1071 01:23:12,153 --> 01:23:15,247 At a minimum, as an absolute minimum, 1072 01:23:15,323 --> 01:23:18,757 you have a woman you love with whom to grow old, right? 1073 01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:27,424 I've spent too much time away from home. 1074 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,766 I haven't been home for years. 1075 01:23:29,838 --> 01:23:32,072 I haven't been home for years. 1076 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,774 I haven't been home for years. 1077 01:23:55,598 --> 01:23:59,728 Del, what are you doing here? 1078 01:24:06,807 --> 01:24:08,241 You said you were going home. 1079 01:24:08,309 --> 01:24:10,300 What are you doing here? 1080 01:24:11,813 --> 01:24:13,246 I... 1081 01:24:16,317 --> 01:24:18,182 I don't have a home. 1082 01:24:24,826 --> 01:24:27,260 Marie died eight years ago. 1083 01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:06,800 Oh. You're a very lucky man, Neal. 1084 01:25:08,068 --> 01:25:09,263 I know. 1085 01:25:10,872 --> 01:25:12,706 Look, I'm not staying long or anything. 1086 01:25:12,734 --> 01:25:14,908 Maybe I'll just come in and say hello. and then go on my way, okay? 1087 01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:16,275 Come on, come in. 1088 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:35,760 Hello, little one. 1089 01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:37,297 Dad! 1090 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:40,765 Neal came home! 1091 01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:43,197 Del Griffith, I want to introduce you to my father-in-law, Walt... 1092 01:25:43,271 --> 01:25:44,834 - ...my mother-in-law, Peg... - Hello. 1093 01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:46,173 - ...my mother, Joy... - Hello. 1094 01:25:46,206 --> 01:25:48,073 - ...and my dad, Martin. - How are you, son? 1095 01:25:48,103 --> 01:25:49,000 - Welcome, Del. - Nice to meet you, sir. 1096 01:25:49,044 --> 01:25:50,900 -This little guy is Neal Jr... - Hello. 1097 01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:52,779 - ...my little gem, Marti... - Hello. 1098 01:25:52,847 --> 01:25:56,000 and somewhere there is my little Seth. 1099 01:26:10,563 --> 01:26:13,027 Honey, I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. 1100 01:26:17,872 --> 01:26:20,204 Hello, Mr. Griffith. 1101 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,367 Hello, Mrs. Page. 1102 01:32:08,823 --> 01:32:10,256 Here are two. 1103 01:32:20,835 --> 01:32:22,268 You are the third.