1 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:09,544 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,882 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,875 --> 00:00:17,535 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:17,542 --> 00:00:19,132 ♪ Kick Buttowski 5 00:00:19,125 --> 00:00:21,575 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 6 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:23,043 ♪ Kick Buttowski 7 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:26,251 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 8 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:31,625 ♪ Kick 9 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:35,500 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:42,672 ♪ Kick Buttowski 11 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,075 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 12 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,753 GUNTHER: The place: The Old Country. 13 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,710 The time: Many Wolf Moons ago. 14 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:06,249 The lingonberry pies: Delicious. 15 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:09,130 The entire town was in danger from Mount Eruptus, 16 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:13,205 an active volcano that threatened to end the lives of all Vikings. 17 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,748 But fearless warrior Thor Thorsen built a spring-powered airplane 18 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,630 and he bravely launched himself in. 19 00:01:18,625 --> 00:01:20,915 Appeasing the angry volcano. 20 00:01:20,917 --> 00:01:23,207 Thor Thorsen perished that day, 21 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,668 but his heroic sacrifice saved the Old Country, 22 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:28,827 which remains whole in all of its glory to this day. 23 00:01:28,834 --> 00:01:30,294 Including the pies. 24 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,631 (CHEERING) 25 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,875 And every year they honor Thor by choosing one lucky contestant 26 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:39,915 to re-create his heroic launch at the annual Thor Thorsen festival. 27 00:01:39,917 --> 00:01:43,077 Gunther, my friend, when they see how awesome you are in this video, 28 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,503 you'll be like the Kick Buttowski of the Old Country. 29 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,000 It's been a lifelong goal of mine to honor my hero 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,130 and get my clothes mountain spring fresh. 31 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:52,665 I envy you, Gunther. 32 00:01:52,667 --> 00:01:55,497 What you're about to do is pure historical awesomeness. 33 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,750 More importantly, how do I look on camera? 34 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,540 Like Thor Thorsen himself. 35 00:01:59,542 --> 00:02:00,792 Let's do this! 36 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,042 Bwar! Oops! 37 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,876 Oh, no! I ruined the shot! 38 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:11,880 Huh? 39 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,745 Don't worry, Gunther, just keep filming. 40 00:02:16,667 --> 00:02:17,747 I'll do the rest. 41 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,381 GUNTHER: Whoo-hoo! This is awesome! 42 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:27,285 Can you believe it? My video got two million views. 43 00:02:27,291 --> 00:02:30,251 And my underwear smells Mountain Spring fresh. 44 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,630 See, Gunther, I told you your video would be awesome. 45 00:02:35,583 --> 00:02:36,833 (GROANING) 46 00:02:36,834 --> 00:02:38,134 My spleen! 47 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,665 It's you, baby. Boy from video! 48 00:02:40,667 --> 00:02:42,827 Kick Buttowski is one of my favorites! 49 00:02:42,834 --> 00:02:44,214 He's awesome, baby! 50 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:45,578 -Old Country Mayor? -Old Country Mayor? 51 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,713 You win the contest! 52 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,879 You're coming to Old Country to recreate the Thor Thorsen launch! 53 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:52,075 Bwar! 54 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,253 GUNTHER: Say, what? 55 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:54,790 Bwar! 56 00:02:54,792 --> 00:02:56,962 You honor our ancestors with your awesome-ness. 57 00:02:56,959 --> 00:03:01,329 Thanks, guys, although it was me in the video, Gunther is actually... 58 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:03,333 All hail, Kick Buttowski! 59 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:06,883 VIKINGS: Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! 60 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,165 GUNTHER: My other spleen! 61 00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:14,036 (SING-SONG TONE) Free Buttowski vacation! 62 00:03:14,041 --> 00:03:15,831 Thanks for being such a good Viking, son. 63 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:17,714 Actually, Dad, Gunther is... 64 00:03:17,709 --> 00:03:20,539 Did you know that the Old Country had the first postal system in the world? 65 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:22,382 Because I sure knew it. 66 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,125 Are you sure you don't wanna come? 67 00:03:24,125 --> 00:03:27,535 Oh, we'll find plenty to do while you're gone. 68 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:30,705 (BOTH GIGGLING) 69 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:37,331 DAD: Here we are, family. The Old Country. 70 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,463 Now, don't be alarmed by their exotic culture. 71 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,328 (SCREAMS) Look at those clogs! 72 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:43,923 They're so ugly. I must have them! 73 00:03:43,917 --> 00:03:48,627 Now Brianna, we are not here to spend all your father's hard-earned money on shoes. 74 00:03:48,625 --> 00:03:51,455 Uh-huh, that's right. 75 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:52,828 Good work. He bought it! 76 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:56,174 Now let's put Brad's college fund to good use! 77 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:58,036 Brad, are you sure you don't want to go to 78 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,171 the Old Country Post Office tour with me? 79 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:01,786 No way, Dad. 80 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,672 I'm gonna find me a babe that loves, honors and obeys the Brad. 81 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:06,787 And there are no babes at the post office. 82 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,502 Ho-ho, I beg to differ. 83 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:11,420 Have you ever seen the Amelia Earhart commemorative stamp? 84 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,667 (GROWLS) 85 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,537 Okay, Gunther, before the festival, 86 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:17,542 we need to tell everyone that you are gonna recreate the launch, 87 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,042 and by the time we leave here, 88 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,461 everyone will know your name is... 89 00:04:20,458 --> 00:04:21,578 Kick Buttowski! 90 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:24,383 (ALL CHEERING) 91 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:26,165 Uh, no, no, the person you really want is... 92 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,376 (VIKINGS YELLING) 93 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,580 I guess we'll just tell them later, then? 94 00:04:32,583 --> 00:04:36,003 Ow! My third spleen! 95 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:44,787 TOUR GUIDE: Up ahead is Four Shadow Park, 96 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:47,132 you'll see the full scale working replica of 97 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,535 Thor Thorsen's famous spring loaded airplane 98 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,672 that he heroically launched into the... 99 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,877 Yeah, yeah, good stories. Post Office up next on the tour? 100 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,705 For the last time, no! 101 00:04:55,709 --> 00:04:57,789 So we're headed to the Post Office. Sweet! 102 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,002 (GUNTHER GRUNTING) 103 00:05:01,917 --> 00:05:03,577 Aw, why so heavy? 104 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,173 -Gunther. -Kick? 105 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:09,326 MAYOR: Where's Kick Buttowski? Must find Kick Buttowski. 106 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,003 Gunther, we have to clear this up... 107 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,130 -Kick? -It's not supposed to be like this. 108 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,785 You're supposed to honor Thor. Not me. 109 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,582 MAYOR: Hey, there he is! 110 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:19,133 Kick Buttowski, the only one who will honor Thor. 111 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,455 This is gonna be massive, baby! Bwar! 112 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,788 VIKINGS: Bwar! Bwar! 113 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,832 This is all a big misunderstanding. 114 00:05:26,834 --> 00:05:28,044 The real Viking is Gunther M... 115 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:31,631 VIKINGS: Yeah! Kick, Kick! Kick! 116 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:32,825 (GROANS) 117 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:34,834 (GRUNTS) 118 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,544 TOUR GUIDE: Thus ends our tour of the Old Country. 119 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,712 Oh, boy! That was some tour, huh, Bradley? 120 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:41,379 I wonder what else there is to do. 121 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,915 Come on, Dad. We've been from one end of this town to the other, 122 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:45,457 and still I haven't seen a single... 123 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,378 (GASPS) Viking babe. 124 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:48,875 Viking babe! 125 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,995 What do you say I buy you some meatballs? 126 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Hey, horned Viking babe, you hit me harder than the Black Plague. 127 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,790 Excuse me, do you have GPS? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes. 128 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,672 Don't make me mace you. 129 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,330 Aw, man. Old Country Brad strikes out 130 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,383 worse with girls than Mellowbrook Brad. 131 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:08,375 Almost as bad as Australian Brad. 132 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:10,245 Why g'day, babe. Ahhh! 133 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,495 Cheer up, Bradley. 134 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,710 As an attentive father, I know exactly how to cheer you up. 135 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:18,629 A historical reenactment tour! 136 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:22,875 Eh, the only thing that will cheer up the Brad is to con a babe into... 137 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:25,995 Holy matrimony! 138 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:31,330 So flowing, so glorious, so beautiful. 139 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,833 Oh, don't I know it. 140 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:39,875 Why! Hello, gigantic reenactment dream girl that I... 141 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:41,495 (GRUNTS) 142 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:43,750 Hey! For the last time, you're a Viking re-enactor! 143 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,880 You must stay in character and abide by the rules of the ancient Vikings. 144 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,915 Can ancient Viking babes turn me down? 145 00:06:48,917 --> 00:06:51,787 They can, and they should. Unless you've got a dowry. 146 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:54,292 Aw man, I had mine removed in fifth grade. 147 00:06:54,291 --> 00:06:56,081 No, no, no. 148 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,833 Ancient Viking men would offer gift of livestock to a girl's father 149 00:06:58,834 --> 00:07:00,504 in exchange for marriage. 150 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,380 And then she can't turn me down? 151 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:05,415 Ooh, the Brad is gonna take a bride 152 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:08,287 the old fashioned way, with farm animals. 153 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,831 Let's start with you, cutie-boots! 154 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:12,384 (SCREAMS) 155 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:15,535 MAYOR: Welcome to the 1000th Annual Thor Thorsen festival. 156 00:07:15,542 --> 00:07:19,792 In a few short minutes, and after this non-Viking finishes cranking it up, 157 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:23,422 our honorary Viking and primetime player, Kick Buttowski, 158 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:27,077 will recreate Thor's launch into this replica volcano. 159 00:07:27,083 --> 00:07:28,963 This is gonna be awesome, baby. 160 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,289 And here he is, folks! 161 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:31,791 VIKINGS: Kick! Kick! Kick! 162 00:07:34,208 --> 00:07:36,578 Come on, Gunther. We've got to set the record straight. 163 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:39,333 You may as well just go ahead and do the stunt, Kick. 164 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,833 They want to see the guy in the video, not me. 165 00:07:41,834 --> 00:07:42,884 No. 166 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,499 You're my best friend! 167 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,500 And you're doing the launch on your own, 168 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:49,080 like you should have the first time. 169 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:50,213 Really? 170 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,498 Of course! And it's gonna be awesome! 171 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,460 Everyone will love you. 172 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:56,958 You're finally gonna get your chance to honor Thor Thorsen. 173 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:58,789 Let me just make sure you're lined up for the launch. 174 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,792 Let's do this! Bwar! KICK: Gunther, no! 175 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:01,832 Oops! 176 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,423 Biscuits. 177 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:13,667 (IN SPANISH) 178 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,207 Sir, we speak English here. 179 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,998 -(GUNTHER SCREAMING) -(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH) 180 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,500 I'm never gonna be animal-rich. Ahhh! 181 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:24,382 (SCREAMS) 182 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:25,665 Yeah, animal-rich Brad! 183 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,327 Can you believe the deal I got 184 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:29,293 on these authentic Nordic weapons and wicks. 185 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,501 And just look at these spectacular purple tights! 186 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:34,170 -(GUNTHER SCREAMS) -Well, that was unfortunate. 187 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,076 Guess we'll just have to spend more of Dad's money. 188 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:38,171 Look out! 189 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:40,705 (SCREAMING) 190 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,170 Gunther, are you in there? Are you all right? 191 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:54,576 Yes, fortunately I ran out of spleens in that last sequence. 192 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:55,833 Here, let me help you out. 193 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:58,254 The Thor Thorsen Festival is ruined. 194 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,710 Who would sink to such lowly depths? 195 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:02,079 It was that little girl! 196 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,293 Get that little girl! 197 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:05,081 (VIKINGS YELL) 198 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,633 On second thought, you should just stay in there. 199 00:09:06,625 --> 00:09:08,575 GUNTHER: I blew it, Kick. I'm a failure. 200 00:09:08,583 --> 00:09:11,293 I might as well just face this angry mob like a man. 201 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,791 (VIKINGS YELLING) 202 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:24,134 Could it be? 203 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,165 (VIKINGS GASP) 204 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:30,878 Thor Thorsen has returned. All hail, Thor Thorsen. 205 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,375 VIKINGS: Bwar! 206 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:35,165 Who me? Oh no. I'm no Thor Thorsen. I'm Gu... 207 00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:37,166 Of course he is Thor Thorson! 208 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,036 You honored your great warrior and he has returned! 209 00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:41,671 Kick! What are you doing? 210 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:45,577 Just trust me. Here he is, folks! 211 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:48,417 Thor Thorsen! 212 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:48,423 VIKINGS: Thor Thorsen! Thor Thorsen! 213 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:49,827 And now we hail you. 214 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,214 VIKINGS: Bwar! 215 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:52,288 We must praise you. 216 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,831 VIKINGS: Bwar! 217 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,714 And we must honor you as the greatest Viking of all time! 218 00:09:56,709 --> 00:09:57,789 VIKINGS: Bwar! 219 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:11,037 (VIKINGS CHEER) 220 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:14,747 (VIKINGS CHEER) 221 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,791 (VIKINGS CHEER) 222 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,002 Let's see. That's two bull, four horse, 223 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,670 three pig and twenty-five chicken. 224 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,997 Here change. Reenactment daughter is yours. 225 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,630 Now, we need to hire a new one. 226 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:31,075 Yeah, Brad-groom. 227 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,213 (SIGHS) 228 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:37,875 You did it! You achieved your dream of honoring Thor Thorsen. 229 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:39,245 You're right, Kick. 230 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,920 Not only that, you actually became Thor Thorsen. 231 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,287 You're right, Kick! 232 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,501 And now the Old Country honors you! 233 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,080 You're right, Kick. 234 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,883 And look! No matter where you go, everyone bows down to you. 235 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,745 You're gonna be the envy of the cul de sac when we get home. 236 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,460 Home? I am never going home. 237 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,788 (VIKINGS CHEER) 238 00:10:56,792 --> 00:10:58,042 VIKINGS: Bwar! 239 00:10:58,041 --> 00:11:00,131 That's right. You're never going... 240 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,665 Wait, what? 241 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,328 Gunther? 242 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,463 (DOOR LOCKS) 243 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,793 (GUNTHER OVER PHONE) So I know you'll agree with me. 244 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:17,172 Staying in the Old Country 245 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,996 pretending I'm Thor Thorsen and living in a castle treated like I'm royalty. 246 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,170 Ta-ta! 247 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,416 (PHONE BEEPS) 248 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,667 (CREAKING) 249 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,540 Kick, I know you're sad about Gunther staying in the Old Country forever, 250 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,962 but as an attentive father, I know just what will cheer you up. 251 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,579 The Post Office tour! 252 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,043 (GRUNTS) If they'd only open their doors. 253 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:45,671 BRAD: The Brad has done it, 254 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:48,537 by using his charm and good looks and farm animals, 255 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,462 the Brad has found someone to love and honor and obey him. 256 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,828 Especially obey. 257 00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:54,504 Hey, Dad, can I get married? 258 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,790 Sure, Jason. Have all the soda you want. Open, open, open, open! 259 00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:58,922 Yeah, Brad. 260 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:04,325 Bwar. Dearly beloved, we have gathered on this day... 261 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,923 Uh, Mom? Are you seeing what Brad is doing? 262 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:09,127 Yeah, yeah. Matthew can do what he wants. 263 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:13,125 What happens in the Old Country stays in the Old Country. 264 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:15,205 -Gunther? -That's right, ladies and gentlemen, 265 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,958 it's the great Thor Thorsen. 266 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:20,169 He's never leaving the Old Country. Ever. 267 00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,996 Will he have a commemorative stamp? (GASPS) 268 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,040 Gunther! 269 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,631 Gunther, wait! 270 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:31,245 Uh, Kick! Don't forget, our flight leaves in three hours! 271 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,500 Oh, I sure hope he doesn't get wrapped up in something ridiculous. 272 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,750 Yeah, husband! 273 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,330 Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! 274 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,003 Thor? 275 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,130 Oh, hi, Kick. I've officially changed my name to Thor Thorsen. 276 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,825 Well, Thor, 277 00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:47,044 I'm heading back to Mellowbrook in three hours, and... 278 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,791 MALE VIKING: Thor! Thor! Wait, wait. One sec. 279 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:50,252 Cheese. 280 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,920 Photo op. So, you were saying? 281 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,957 The plane to Mellowbrook is leaving soon and... 282 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,459 Be sure to write, okay? I'll send you an autographed picture. 283 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,208 An autographed picture? What? 284 00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,538 I know, I know. You're wondering how Thor Thorsen 285 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,502 has time to write to all of his fans. 286 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,380 You're not Thor Thorsen. You're Gunther Magnuson! 287 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,625 You don't belong here. You belong in Mellowbrook. 288 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,665 I do belong! They need me here. 289 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,627 But I need you. You're my wingman! 290 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,495 "Wingman"? Oh, I get it now, 291 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,670 that's all I am to you. Just a wingman. 292 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:18,497 No, Gunther, that's not what I meant at all! 293 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,250 I don't believe it. Kick Buttowski, jealous. 294 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,000 Jealous? 295 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,420 You said it yourself, Kick. You envy me for what I was about to do. 296 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:28,707 And now that I've done it, you can't stand not being in the spotlight. 297 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:31,459 Spotlight? Gunther, this whole time I was trying to help. 298 00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,328 VIKINGS: Thor! Thor! Thor! Wait, wait. One sec. 299 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,631 Cheese. 300 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,038 You were saying? This is ridiculous! 301 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,631 It's because of me that you're Thor Thorsen anyway! 302 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,245 Oh, that's right. Take all the credit. 303 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,630 And now you want me to go back to Mellowbrook 304 00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:51,415 and be your dumb little wingman for your dumb little stunts. 305 00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,667 MALE VIKING: Thor! Cheese! 306 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,827 Where was I? Oh, right. Dumb. Little. Stunts. 307 00:13:57,834 --> 00:14:00,504 You're the one that messed up your own launch. Twice. 308 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,880 You failed too, Kick. 309 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,915 The only difference is, my failure got me all of this. 310 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,457 And you'll just remain a suburban daredevil. 311 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:09,998 Gunther, come on. 312 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,380 Ah! I have turned away and folded my arms. 313 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,665 -But Gunther... -Ah! 314 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,537 Turned and folded. Do not make me unfold them. 315 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,293 Could this day get any worse? 316 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,665 (GASPS) 317 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,497 Yeah, married Brad! How do you like me now, kangaroo? 318 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,790 Yeah, married Brad. 319 00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,039 (CREAKING) 320 00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:56,958 (RUMBLING) 321 00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,079 Mount Eruptus. She has awakened! 322 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,253 What do we do? No way. 323 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,630 We're doomed! 324 00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:05,245 There's only one person that can save us from certain doom. 325 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,080 So, what? Like another ribbon cutting or morning talk show? 326 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,463 Bigger than that, baby. 327 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,578 We again need the ultimate sacrifice. 328 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:15,213 The fate of the Old Country depends on Thor Thorsen. 329 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,168 Ooh! Fate of the country. 330 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,576 Well, Thorsen is as Thorsen does. 331 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,963 Sure, I'll do whatever you need. 332 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:23,749 Thor will save us. This is gonna be epic. 333 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,130 (VIKINGS CHEER) 334 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,995 And now to Four Shadow Park. 335 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,290 Somehow I knew we'd all be going there. 336 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,673 So many shoes! 337 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,707 Best post office ever! 338 00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,039 Till death do us part! 339 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:41,833 I can't believe I'm gonna lose my best friend. 340 00:15:41,834 --> 00:15:44,384 Life in Mellowbrook will never be the same. 341 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,375 Oh, Gunther, can this really be the end? 342 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,375 (REPORTER ON TV) Can this really be the end? 343 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,625 I'm outside Thor Thorsen's castle, 344 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:55,745 where Thor Thorsen himself has volunteered once again to save the Old Country 345 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,960 by launching himself into Mount Eruptus. 346 00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,789 What? I've got to stop this! 347 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,832 I can't let Gunther sacrifice himself. 348 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:10,332 So, what's this big sacrifice thingy anyway? 349 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:16,043 Ooh! Is there gonna be a barbecue? 350 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,671 I guess you could say that. 351 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:22,877 Yummy. But just an FYI, Thor Thorsen does not do potato salad. 352 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,787 Oh, dear sweet reenactment bride, 353 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,672 how I will love you and cherish you and lavish you with... 354 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:44,077 That will be $50 extra for the gargantuan babe. 355 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:46,673 Fifty bucks? That's it. Deal breaker. 356 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,247 You only want me for my money. Be gone with you. 357 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:50,710 (SIGHS) 358 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,919 The Brad 359 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,380 is so alone. 360 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,495 (SOBBING) 361 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,750 Oh, would you look at these stamps? 362 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,170 (SOBBING) 363 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,576 Bradley! Do a head count. Don't want anyone left behind. 364 00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:07,333 BRAD: Dad, Mom, Bri, Kick, Gunther. 365 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,583 Yup, we're all here! 366 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,923 And the Brad is sad. 367 00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,747 (SOBBING) 368 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,170 Oh, will I ever find true love again? 369 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,750 Well, hello, babe. I... 370 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,630 I think I'm in love. 371 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,253 Wow! Quite a turn out for a barbecue in my honor. 372 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,080 I still don't do potato salad. 373 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,583 Well, I suppose I should say a few words. 374 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:36,383 Citizens of the Old Country, centuries ago, 375 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,535 Thor Thorsen sacrificed himself for our people 376 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,632 by flying into a volcano and stopping the eruption. 377 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,455 Mmm-hmm. 378 00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,998 And now this big time player, Thor Thorsen has returned to us 379 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,500 in the greatest time of need. 380 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:50,580 Mmm-hmm. 381 00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:53,003 And once again Thor has volunteered 382 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,290 to save the Old Country from certain doom 383 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,711 by launching himself into Mount Eruptus. 384 00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,209 That's right. I... Say what? 385 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,708 In closing and from the bottom of my heart, 386 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,879 I just wanna say, been nice knowin' ya! 387 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,205 (SCREAMING) 388 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,830 (SCREAMING) Stop! 389 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,503 Wait! I cannot let this happen. 390 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,880 Kick? You came back for me? 391 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,495 Even after all the horrible things I said to you? 392 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,040 Of course I did, Gunther. 393 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,881 I'm the one that got you into this. 394 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,125 If I wouldn't have told them you were Thor Thorsen, 395 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,745 none of this would have happened. 396 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,380 I don't know. Maybe I deserve to be launched into the volcano. 397 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:33,705 No! The man you are about to launch into the volcano is not Thor Thorsen. 398 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:34,959 Show them, Gunther. 399 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,580 (VIKINGS GASP) 400 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,173 Are you serious, baby? 401 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,666 Hey! That little girl is not Thor Thorsen! 402 00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:44,327 Wait! Sure, he may have ruined your festival, 403 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,503 and sure he may have pretended to be Thor Thorsen 404 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,040 and falsely led you to believe he was going to save you all from certain doom! 405 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,171 And sure, you may think he has disgraced all of Viking-dom 406 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,496 with his mere presence. 407 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,750 Thanks, Kick. 408 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,040 But the man you are about to launch into the volcano 409 00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,131 is the proudest Viking you will ever know! 410 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,745 And I am honored, 411 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:05,290 I am honored to be his best friend. 412 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,501 You really mean that? 413 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,921 Yes. 414 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,037 (SOBBING) 415 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,921 Will you come home? 416 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,754 Oh, Kick, yes! 417 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,920 Oh, Gunther! 418 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,130 Oops. 419 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,248 (GASPING) 420 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,880 (GUNTHER SCREAMING) 421 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,079 (BIRD TWITTERING) 422 00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,131 Oh, man. Such bravery, such sacrifice. 423 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,625 Hey! That little girl saved the Old Country. 424 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,125 ALL: Bwar! 425 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,080 Wanna get lingonberry ice creams? 426 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,253 I'm down with that. 427 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,670 VIKINGS: Bwar! Bwar! Bwar! 428 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,957 -(SCREAMING) -Gunther, you did it! 429 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,169 You saved the Old Country. 430 00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,326 I did? 431 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,833 Hey, yeah! I did! 432 00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,334 -Whoo-hoo! -Whoo-hoo! 433 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,713 PILOT: Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out to your right, 434 00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:02,829 you will see two kids flying a wooden plane. 435 00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,960 (BOTH SCREAMING) 436 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:13,923 (RATTLES) 437 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,711 Gunther, what's happening? 438 00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,709 This plane wasn't built to land, Kick! 439 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,499 It was built to crash into a volcano! 440 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,380 Kick, take the controls! 441 00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,415 I can't do this on my own, Gunther! 442 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:30,787 We have to do this together. 443 00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,632 I know, Kick. You take the controls 444 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,875 while I become a wingman. 445 00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,285 It's who I am. 446 00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:39,169 Let's land this thing. 447 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,326 (BOTH GRUNTING) 448 00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:00,288 You did it, Kick! You landed the plane! 449 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,171 No, Gunther. We did it. 450 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,996 We? -We. 451 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,670 -We! We! We! -We! We! We! 452 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:07,707 (GASPS) It finally happened. 453 00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:08,829 The French are invading. 454 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,544 We must do battle. 455 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,042 (SCREAMING) 456 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,752 Here we are at the base of Mount Eruptus, 457 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,250 where in just a moment we will see the new statue 458 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,670 dedicated to the one who saved the Old Country. 459 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,207 Girl Girlsen. 460 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,173 Eh, I'm comfortable with that.