1 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:10,134 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 2 00:00:10,125 --> 00:00:11,625 ♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski 3 00:00:11,625 --> 00:00:12,915 ♪ Kick 4 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,541 ♪ Kick 5 00:00:17,583 --> 00:00:19,253 ♪ Kick Buttowski 6 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:21,460 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick 7 00:00:21,458 --> 00:00:23,078 ♪ Kick Buttowski 8 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:26,883 ♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick 9 00:00:30,709 --> 00:00:31,879 ♪ Kick 10 00:00:34,542 --> 00:00:35,712 ♪ Kick 11 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:42,250 ♪ Kick Buttowski 12 00:00:45,625 --> 00:00:47,325 ♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪ 13 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:07,249 Good morning, Kick! 14 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,880 This is already the greatest day ever because I saw you! 15 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:11,375 It's even better than yesterday, 16 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,705 which was still pretty cool because I saw you then, too! 17 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:15,959 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 18 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:17,289 I'd do anything for you! 19 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:20,081 Not now, Jackie, I'm late for school. 20 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:23,043 Tell me to do something for you and I'll do it. 21 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,421 Bandage duty? 22 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,997 Well, if you're offering... 23 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,580 Thank you, Jackie! 24 00:01:30,583 --> 00:01:33,583 Yay, I'm a fulcrum! I can also be a lever! 25 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:35,213 I can be anything you want! 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,250 KENDALL: And I look forward to once again being your class president. 27 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,460 What's your platform? 28 00:01:42,458 --> 00:01:44,078 My platform? 29 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,833 Yeah. Why should we vote for you? 30 00:01:45,834 --> 00:01:47,294 (ALL CLAMORING) 31 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,581 Um, because I always run unopposed 32 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:52,003 and always get elected, that's why. 33 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,290 -Works for me. -(ALL CHEERING) 34 00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:55,501 I trust her folksy wisdom. 35 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,630 (KICK SCREAMING) 36 00:01:57,625 --> 00:02:00,495 The prophecy. It's all coming true! (SCREAMS) 37 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:06,383 (ALL LAUGHING) 38 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:09,709 Look at her messed up poster! 39 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,829 Her folksy wisdom means nothing to me! 40 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:17,173 Clarence Buttowski, 41 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:19,456 you've ruined every poster I've ever made! 42 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,210 (KICK SCREAMING) 43 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:24,581 (KICK SCREAMING) 44 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,130 (KICK SCREAMING) 45 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:30,630 Next time will be the last straw! 46 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,125 And so it is. 47 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:33,285 "And so" what? 48 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,631 And, so, it's the last straw! 49 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,415 I said it in my flashback! 50 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,247 Well, how are we supposed to know? (ALL MUTTERING) 51 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,670 What else are you hiding? 52 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,827 First Lady, bring my spare podium! 53 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:44,134 I asked you to call me Campaign Manager. 54 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,707 My new platform as president will be 55 00:02:51,709 --> 00:02:53,499 no more skateboards, no more stunts, 56 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:54,960 and no more helmets in class! 57 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,713 (ALL GASPING) 58 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:03,629 So your platform is making my life miserable? 59 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,165 I refuse to stand for this! 60 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:08,206 I, Kick Buttowski, announce my own candidacy 61 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:10,668 to overthrow Kendall as president! 62 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:11,957 (ALL CHEERING) 63 00:03:13,667 --> 00:03:16,497 I'd drink a Cheetah Chug with him. Viva la revolution! 64 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:19,880 Oh, so you're going to stay after school, balance budgets, 65 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,285 and attend school board meetings? 66 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:24,581 In order to spend more time with my family, 67 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:28,083 I, Kick Buttowski, withdraw my candidacy for president! 68 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,463 -Huh? -WACKY JACKIE: Hi, Kick! 69 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:31,458 What can I do for you next? 70 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:32,668 Nothing. 71 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:34,627 Unless you're running for president! 72 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,495 I, Kick Buttowski, 73 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,960 hereby announce Jackie's candidacy for public regime. 74 00:03:39,959 --> 00:03:40,999 I mean, presidency! 75 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,875 Yeah! 76 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,130 (GROANING ANGRILY) 77 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,880 Kendall wins every year, 78 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,205 so we're gonna have to help Jackie 79 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:53,748 if she's going to have a chance to win. 80 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,710 I don't know about this, Kick. 81 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:57,669 Are you sure Jackie's the best person to be class president? 82 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,957 Of course! As long as it's not Kendall. 83 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:02,329 Don't worry about it. 84 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:04,753 She's the most qualified person for the job. 85 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,170 Are you sure about that? Positive. 86 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:10,076 (WHOOPING) I'm a cowboy! 87 00:04:11,625 --> 00:04:13,325 (SCREAMS) 88 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,423 That is not what cowboys do, Kick. 89 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,957 Don't worry so much. 90 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:18,999 Jackie's gonna be way better than Kendall. 91 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,500 Now, how can I draw some big crowds to Jackie's rally? 92 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:27,000 Well, you can always serve them a free buffet of boiled yak tongues! 93 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,460 -(GAGS) -Or maybe fried yak tongues. 94 00:04:29,458 --> 00:04:30,918 Whatever the kids like nowadays. 95 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,287 Good brainstorming, buddy. 96 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:34,421 But I think I'm gonna try something else first. 97 00:04:34,417 --> 00:04:36,707 Probably something extreme and daredevil-y. 98 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,289 And non yak tongue-y. 99 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:51,377 -Vote... -For... 100 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:53,955 -Jackie! -(ALL HUMMING) 101 00:04:53,959 --> 00:04:55,379 Wait! Come back! 102 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:57,785 Good thing they picked it up in the right order. 103 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,963 And further, I will make certain 104 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:20,289 that Clarence Buttowski does not distract... 105 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,881 WACKY JACKIE: Yay! We're distracting! 106 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:25,495 You can't spell distraction without action. 107 00:05:45,834 --> 00:05:48,334 Even I have to admit that's impressive. 108 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:51,383 (SCOFFS) Nothing but juvenile propaganda. 109 00:05:51,375 --> 00:05:53,325 And yet, I'm still voting for Jackie. 110 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,583 You're not a student! 111 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:56,173 And you're not winning! 112 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:57,286 (GROWLS) 113 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,920 I still don't know about this, Kick. 114 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:03,997 There's a reason she's called Wacky Jackie, 115 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,500 and not Wacky President. 116 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:08,250 Gunther, relax. Jackie is totally gonna get elected. 117 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,170 Yeah, but for the wrong reason! 118 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,496 This isn't what elections are about, you know. 119 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,500 Eh. As long as Jackie's the front-runner, 120 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,540 my daredevil lifestyle is safe. 121 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:18,752 ALL: Jackie! Jackie! Jackie! 122 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,080 A vote for me is a vote for Kick! 123 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,213 Kendall is about to be unseated. 124 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:25,418 But Kick, with all this Jackie and Kendall stuff, 125 00:06:25,417 --> 00:06:28,377 everyone seems to be forgetting about all the other kids. 126 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,165 All the other who now? 127 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,536 The voters! Shouldn't this be about everyone? 128 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,292 I mean, Jackie hasn't told us 129 00:06:34,291 --> 00:06:36,831 even one thing she'd do as president! 130 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,424 Also, I'm starting to suspect she's wacky! 131 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,207 You're right, Gunther! Jackie, 132 00:06:41,208 --> 00:06:43,038 go tell everyone what you're gonna do when you're president! 133 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:44,961 Awesome! I love saying stuff! 134 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:50,129 Ladies and gentlemen, your next class president, Jackie Wackerman! 135 00:06:50,125 --> 00:06:52,165 Hi, everyone! As president, 136 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:55,246 I'm totally gonna make the school an awesome place! 137 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,790 (ALL CHEERING) 138 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,962 (WHISPERS) But only for you, Kick. 139 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,785 I will extend recess! 140 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,042 (ALL CHEERING) 141 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:05,421 (WHISPERS) To only you, my sweet. 142 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,917 The cafeteria will be a way better place! 143 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,827 (ALL CHEERING) 144 00:07:09,834 --> 00:07:13,424 Because I'll be feeding you cherry tomatoes every day! 145 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:16,037 I'll make sure all classes will be easier to get through! 146 00:07:16,041 --> 00:07:17,421 (ALL CHEERING) 147 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:21,077 Because you'll be forced to sit on my lap and hold my hand! 148 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:23,083 And I vow to be one with the people! 149 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:26,666 Because I'm gonna sew our faces together! 150 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,210 What am I gonna do? 151 00:07:29,208 --> 00:07:30,788 Jackie's gonna be a way worse president than Kendall! 152 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:33,082 Yeah, because she's only thinking about herself! 153 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:35,883 Elections shouldn't be about the interests of the candidates, 154 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,785 they should be about... My interests! 155 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,881 I've got to make sure Jackie doesn't get elected. 156 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:56,130 Hmm. Maybe we should vote for Kendall. 157 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,543 Actually, let's vote for Jackie instead. 158 00:07:59,542 --> 00:08:01,792 Falling rocks have never steered me wrong. 159 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,212 KICK: Biscuits! 160 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,753 "Do not stop." 161 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,000 Whatever you say, sign. 162 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,460 Okay, so it's either Kendall... 163 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:25,288 -Please, Kendall, no! -(CACKLING) 164 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,042 Or it's Jackie. 165 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:30,631 Please, Jackie, no! 166 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:34,665 I'm sorry, Kick, but I'm wacky! 167 00:08:34,667 --> 00:08:38,127 Uh-oh. I guess you'll have to live with me now. 168 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,995 This is hopeless. No matter who wins, 169 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,960 my daredevil life is out the window! 170 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:44,209 The two-party system is a joke! 171 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,458 Just like vegetable night, 172 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,668 I'm gonna have to pick the lesser of two evils. 173 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:48,877 Which is it going to be? 174 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,205 The one who wants to crush me, 175 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,498 or the one who wants to kiss me? 176 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,378 Okay, Kendall. I don't like you, 177 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:00,875 and I don't like you. 178 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,375 But we both know you're the right person for this job. 179 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,455 So let's work together to take down Jackie. 180 00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:08,128 Work together? With you? Ha! 181 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:10,415 Yes. I help you win, and you help me 182 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,537 by going back on all your campaign promises. 183 00:09:12,542 --> 00:09:14,502 Hey, everyone, come hear about all the great 184 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:18,630 non me-related stuff Kendall's gonna do as your president. 185 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,575 Like I've been saying all along, 186 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:22,383 my only campaign promise is 187 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,535 to make Clarence Buttowski miserable. 188 00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:27,002 ALL: Boo! 189 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,380 So, now you're supporting Kendall? I can't believe this! 190 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:33,455 I feel so betrayed! You ruined my life! 191 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:34,708 But I still love you. 192 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:36,419 And when I'm president, 193 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:38,417 I'll make it so you'll have to love me back! 194 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:41,377 Wait a second. Both your campaigns are all about Kick. 195 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,825 Yeah! (ALL CLAMORING) 196 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,884 BOY: Yeah! What about the rest of us? That's not fair! 197 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:47,375 Enough! Isn't there anyone who can tell me 198 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:48,825 what elections are all about? 199 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:50,004 -BOY 1: Not me. -BOY 2: Uh, no. 200 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,460 Sure, Kick Buttowski. 201 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,628 I can tell you what elections are all about. 202 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:54,955 Lights, please? 203 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:57,539 And lo, there were two opposing candidates, 204 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,582 each hoping to win the votes of the people. 205 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:05,633 The crowds cried 206 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:02,673 "compromise," and the 207 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:05,633 candidates did not listen. 208 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:05,627 "teamwork," and the 209 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,825 And then, a new candidate stepped forth, 210 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:11,084 and that candidate spoke. "I hear you, desperate voters. 211 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:13,833 "You beg for compromise and teamwork, and I hear you." 212 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:17,714 And the people rejoiced, and cast their votes for the one who heard them. 213 00:10:17,709 --> 00:10:19,379 (ALL CHEERING) 214 00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:24,669 And that's what elections are all about, Kick Buttowski. 215 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,667 Gunther, you're right. Neither of them are fit to be president. 216 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:32,287 There's only one person who could possibly do that job. 217 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:39,500 ALL: Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! Gunther! 218 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,710 Sorry you didn't win the election, Kendall. 219 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,749 Sorry you didn't get to sew your face to Kick's. 220 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,710 I guess there's always next year, right? 221 00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:50,169 If you run next year, I'll sew your face to the floor. 222 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,416 I should have known from the beginning 223 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,167 that you're the best guy for the job. 224 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,416 Thanks, Kick. And my first order of business... 225 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:01,248 Eh. Still better than Kendall or Jackie. 226 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,421 JOCK: Good day, campers! 227 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,037 Welcome to Jock Wilder's nature camp! 228 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,381 Two-thousand acres of untamed, unbridled, 229 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,375 and unprotected wilderness, where you'll be spending 230 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:24,375 the weekend camping with me, Jock Wilder! 231 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:25,745 -(ALL CHEERING) -You can't experience 232 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:28,130 the great outdoors from the indoors. 233 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,205 And it's not till you're thrown into nature 234 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:32,458 that you discover 235 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,038 your inner Jock Wilder! 236 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:40,075 So, you'll spend all weekend doing this! 237 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,830 Now, who's ready to camp? 238 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,252 (BOTH CHEERING) 239 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,290 ALL: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! 240 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,125 That always happens. 241 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,955 In fact, you're the only two campers who have ever stuck around! 242 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:06,039 I can't wait to show you the untamed, unbridled, 243 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,921 unprotected side of nature! 244 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,917 (SNIFFING) 245 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,167 Uh-oh! There's a fire in the bush! 246 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,576 It's time to dive into nature and face the fiery fury! 247 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,543 I'm gonna need a volunteer to go with me. 248 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:19,582 Ooh! Ooh! 249 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:23,043 All right, mate, let's go! 250 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:25,131 Gunther. Sorry, Kick. 251 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,535 You know how I am when it comes to volunteering enthusiastically. 252 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:30,252 Okay, I need a volunteer to get the plague. 253 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,790 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 254 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,501 (GRUNTING) 255 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,583 (BOTH GASPING) 256 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,497 (WHISTLES) 257 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,082 Yee-haw! 258 00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:54,710 What about me? I came here to find my inner Jock Wilder! 259 00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:57,039 Don't worry, mate. You'll be out here in the wild 260 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,381 with my identical twin brother, Larry! 261 00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,535 Identical twin? 262 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,632 Giddyup! You have a twin brother? 263 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:05,995 Of course I do! We were raised in the wild together! 264 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,881 Jock's twin brother? 265 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,455 Yep, that's me! 266 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,288 But, you look nothing alike! 267 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,831 Nope! Except our silhouettes. 268 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,674 And you were raised in the wild? 269 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,747 Well, of course! 270 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,790 It's just Jock was raised by wolves. 271 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:24,825 (HOWLING) 272 00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:28,962 -And I was... - (CRYING) 273 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,209 Not. 274 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,213 (SNORES) 275 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,538 Chihuahuas? How do you get an inner Jock Wilder 276 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,582 when you're raised by Chihuahuas? 277 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,923 (SCOFFS) I can take care of myself. Now, where is Jock? 278 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:47,287 -He just left on a rhino. -(GASPS) He left? 279 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,131 Oh! We're sitting ducks! 280 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:51,125 Whoa, Larry, what's the big... Whoa! 281 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:01,245 Nature is untamed, unbridled, and unprotected! 282 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,210 No one can survive without Jock! 283 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,578 Yes, we can, Larry! 284 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,710 No, we can't! 285 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,167 I wanna find my inner Jock Wilder! 286 00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:13,786 And I can't do that inside an electric fence! 287 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:18,172 And I wanna live, and I can't do that outside the fence! 288 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,630 (POWERING DOWN) 289 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:26,785 Oops. (SCREAMS) 290 00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,212 We've been thrown into nature! 291 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:30,168 Exactly! Just like Jock says. 292 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,996 It's not till you're thrown into nature 293 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,210 that you discover your inner Jock Wilder! 294 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,788 (ULULATING) 295 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,250 No, no, no! 296 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,920 What if we're chased by cheetahs, ambushed by alligators, 297 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:44,287 caught in a mudslide, attacked by killer toucans, 298 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:45,831 and washed over a waterfall? 299 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,714 Well, first of all, that would be awesome, but... 300 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:48,879 (STAMMERING) Cheetahs! 301 00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,884 Okay, Larry, we've got two options. 302 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,325 We can run or get eaten. 303 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,713 Don't forget peeing your pants. 304 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,125 Run! 305 00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,625 (SCREAMING) 306 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,132 There! 307 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,285 What? That little island's too far! 308 00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,331 Follow my lead! 309 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:17,211 -Phew, that was... -(STUTTERING) Alligators! 310 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,288 No, Larry, those were cheetahs. 311 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:22,920 No, alligators! 312 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:35,752 I told you, cheetahs, alligators, mudslide! 313 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,210 At least there's no such thing as killer toucans! 314 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,173 My arm! My arm! 315 00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,384 (SCREAMS) 316 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,535 Taken too soon! 317 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,460 Whoo-hoo! We survived. 318 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,878 Yeah, we did. It was awesome! 319 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,705 Mother Nature threw her worst at us. 320 00:16:04,709 --> 00:16:08,629 And we survived! And it was awesome! 321 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:11,955 Wow, Larry, I think you've found your inner Jock Wilder! 322 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:16,169 Jock? That little twerp's got nothing on me. 323 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,626 I'm Larry Wilder! 324 00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:20,705 (ULULATING) 325 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,923 (BOTH ULULATING) 326 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,210 (BOTH SUCKING) 327 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,078 (SNIFFS) I smell prey. It's that way. 328 00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,172 Go get 'em, Larry. 329 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,206 Yeah! 330 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,828 Hey, Kick! Catch! 331 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,294 Huh? Wait, Larry! Ow! 332 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:44,831 (LAUGHING) 333 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,207 (FARTING) 334 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:54,076 Totally Dutch ovened that bear! 335 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,253 Sweet. 336 00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,081 Wow, Larry, you've really... 337 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:03,003 Don't call me Larry! Larry Wilder is no more. 338 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,075 (WATER SPLASHING) 339 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:10,205 I am now, and forever, 340 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,288 the King of the Jungle! 341 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,041 King of The Jungle, huh? 342 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,961 Larry, you've lost your mind. 343 00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:20,079 Oh, Kick, you're so right. Where is my mind? 344 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,003 I'm not the King of the Jungle, I can't be! 345 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,420 Phew! Well, I'm glad you... 346 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:28,247 Not until I have a crown made of tiny bones. 347 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:33,290 How silly of me. Hmm, now, where to find some tiny bones? 348 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:40,751 Such tiny bones! 349 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,790 Now, Larry, try not to do something you'll regret. 350 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,002 Tiny bones! 351 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,380 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 352 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,376 Tiny bones! 353 00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:58,882 The tiny bones! 354 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,289 (LARRY ULULATING) 355 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,375 Your tiny bones! 356 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,540 Whoa! (SCREAMS) 357 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,293 A-ha! Tiny bones. 358 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,881 (BARKING) 359 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,495 Mother? Is that you? 360 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,630 Ruff? Ruff? Ruff? 361 00:19:05,625 --> 00:19:07,995 (BARKS) 362 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,960 You're right. This isn't me. 363 00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,419 I'm not Jock Wilder, raised by wolves. 364 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,877 I'm Larry Wilder, raised by Chihuahuas! 365 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,955 I'm sorry, Kick, my inner Wilder ran wild 366 00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:22,629 and wanted to make a crown out of your tiny, tiny bones. 367 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,165 Hey, it happens to the best of us, Larry. 368 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,996 Thank you, Kick. For teaching me that 369 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,750 you can't experience the great outdoors 370 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,130 when you're inside an electric fence. 371 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,375 (BARKING) 372 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:34,455 Ah, yes. Of course! Thanks, Mom. 373 00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:35,578 What did she say? 374 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,963 Oh, just that where we're standing 375 00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,329 is unstable and will likely give way any... 376 00:19:40,542 --> 00:19:42,582 (SCREAMING) 377 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,333 Look! It's the camp! 378 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:48,133 Time to unleash our inner Wilders. 379 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,415 Rock! Tree! Boulder! 380 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,707 And launch! 381 00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:53,959 (LARRY ULULATING) 382 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,705 (BOTH WHOOPING) 383 00:20:05,709 --> 00:20:07,129 Kings of the Jungle. 384 00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,535 One with nature! 385 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,332 -BOTH: We rock! -(CHEETAHS SNARLING) 386 00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:15,917 -No problem. -We can take them. 387 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,293 No problemo! I'll take one side... 388 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,081 And I'll take the other! Easy as... 389 00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,633 (SQUAWKING) 390 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,747 (GROWLING) 391 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,037 Well, we're goners. 392 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,381 Yes. I would say so. 393 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,832 (LOUD ROARING) 394 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 We're saved! 395 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,419 (ROARS) 396 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,290 Wow! How did you learn to do that? 397 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,501 The jungle changes a man. 398 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,630 And where's Jock Wilder, Gunther? 399 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:56,125 Don't call me Gunther. Gunther is defeated. 400 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,785 I am now and forever known as 401 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,672 the King of the Jungle! 402 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,626 (BOTH SCREAMING) 403 00:21:03,625 --> 00:21:05,125 LARRY: Mommy! 404 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:12,463 Behold! The Jock Wilder celebrity skull crown 405 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,828 based on me, Jock Wilder! 406 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,384 This sculpted, almost casted, 407 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,325 near perfect plastic replica of my very own skull 408 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,673 can be all yours, only at the Jock Wilder Safari Store. 409 00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,247 Wear one of these babies 410 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,080 and get your own Jock Wilder on. 411 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,043 So, what do you say, kids? 412 00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,921 -(ALL SCREAMING) -BOY: Mommy!