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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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(WHOOPS)
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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(BARKS)
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Thanks a lot.
You ruined my stunt.
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That plane doesn't fly over
Mellowbrook very often.
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Just who do you
think you are?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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Now I have to wait
a whole week
to try that stunt again!
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(BONES CRACKING)
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(JAZZY HOWLING)
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You saved my life.
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(HOWLING)
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Oh no! You saved my life and
I end up hurting your leg.
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You okay, uh...
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Jazzy?
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Ugh. Thanks.
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WOMAN: Sorry 'bout
dat, pardner!
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Your lil' critter thar
doin' all right?
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She's not my dog.
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What? I can't
hear ya none, son!
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I'm a-comin' on over thar!
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Oh, good! Then while
you're here, can you please
take this dog?
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Well, I'd best mosey
on my way.
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But I gotta tell ya,
you varmints
need to be more careful!
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Y'all better watch
where y'all's goin'!
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Hey, watch where
you're going!
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I was in the can!
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Well, I guess I can't
just leave you here.
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Let's get you fixed up
and find your owner.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SIGHS)
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GUNTHER: I'm afraid
I'm gonna have
to put her down.
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What? But it's just
an injured leg!
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I'm sorry. But she's
just too heavy.
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I have to put her down!
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This leg has got to heal,
so she can't move
for a day or two.
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A day?
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Or two.
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Oh, I don't think so,
Gunther.
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I've gotta take her around,
find her owner,
and her outta here!
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But, Kick, your dog
needs to stay put.
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She's not my dog!
She's nobody's dog.
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There's no address
on her collar.
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Just her name and
some weird symbol.
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Hmm. I'll check this out.
I'm also a certified WSA.
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WSA?
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Weird symbol analyst.
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Have fun with your dog!
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She's not my dog.
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(GRUNTS)
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All right, dillweed.
Time for your
6 o'clock pounding.
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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(GROWLING)
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BRAD: Hey! Hey!
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Come on! Get your
stupid dog off me!
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Now you get double pounded!
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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(GROWLING)
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BRAD: Ahh! Retreat!
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(YELLING)
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Okay, I'm sorry!
Keep your dog off of me!
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(BRAD CRYING)
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You're not my dog
but that was
pretty awesome.
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So you still can't move, huh?
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Let's make this work.
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WACKY JACKIE: Hey, Kick!
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Here! I made you
a sardine and
marshmallow sandwich!
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Mmm! Wow, thanks, Jackie!
I'm starving!
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GROANING)
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Why did it do that
to the sandwich?
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Your dog was right
for doing that!
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She's not my dog.
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Can't believe
I didn't see this!
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These marshmallows
are totally expired!
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She just saved your life!
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Thanks. Again.
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I'm so jealous.
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I wish I was your dog.
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(OSKAR BARKS)
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(GROWLING)
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Come on, girl.
We don't wanna
mess with Oskar.
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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(GROWLING)
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(BARKING)
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Precious?
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Jazzy?
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You're awesome!
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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Wow, that was weird.
I must have
slipped somehow...
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Let's try that again.
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Hmm...
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Maybe you just
don't like ramps.
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There's a million other
places for me to hit.
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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You don't like
skateboards either.
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I can do other things.
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Or flaming hoops.
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Or have any fun at all.
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(BURPS)
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How's this?
Is this okay, Jazzy?
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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What's the deal, Jazzy?
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GUNTHER:
She's a safety dog!
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Like a seeing-eye dog,
except she prevents accidents.
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Listen to this.
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(READING) Safety dogs are
relentlessly devoted to
protecting their masters.
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And since you're like
the ultimate daredevil,
she's like super safety dog!
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She won't let you
do any stunts!
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Well, this is just great!
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A daredevil is not
a daredevil if there's always
someone protecting him.
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Yeah. That'd be more like
a protected-devil.
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(BARKS)
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Well, you could
always retrain her.
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No, Gunther.
She is who she is.
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And I'm who I am.
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I'm a daredevil
and danger is
a big part of that.
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I can't have a dog
who's gonna keep me
from my stunts!
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Plus, the owner never called
so I have no choice but
to take her to the shelter.
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She might be
the perfect match
for somebody
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but not for me.
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But she's your dog.
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She's not my dog.
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Come on, girl.
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Jazzy...
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I love you!
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I love you, Jazzy!
You are my dog!
I don't care about stunts!
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I'm sorry I was gonna
take you to the shelter!
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Oh Jazzy,
you're such a good girl!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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Jazzy!
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Her leg's healed...
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Hey!
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Jazzy!
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(CAR ALARM BLARES)
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Much obliged, pardner!
You saved mah life!
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(BIONIC POWERS ACTIVATING)
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Well, tarnation!
You plum saved it again!
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Without yer help,
I'd be a goner fer sure!
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I'm always trippin'
and fallin' and smashin'
into things.
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But not this time.
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You got yourself
one heck of a good dog here.
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That's not my dog.
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What?
Then whose is she?
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Jazzy, I think we found
your perfect match.
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You deserve to have someone
who wants to be protected.
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WOMAN: Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa, mule! Whoa!
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Much obliged again, pardner!
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She's gonna love livin'
with me on my ranch!
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You can come
visit any time!
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Yippie-kai-yay!
Get along, lil' doggie!
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Yee-haw!
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(PLANE APPROACHING)
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(WHOOPS)
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(CRASH)
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KICK: Biscuits.
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Help me!
Somebody help me!
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Halt! You crossed
the street of justice
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and you didn't look both ways!
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Oh, I'm so scared!
It's the long arm
of the law!
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(LAUGHS)
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Arm? More like arms!
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Here's your purse,
pathetic old widow.
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Courtesy of
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OctoCop!
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Must. See. Movie.
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Sold out?
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Two weeks!
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"You crossed justice street,
and you didn't..."
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Uh... Yeah, Brad!
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Brad! How did you
see OctoCop?
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I can see any movie
any time I want,
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courtesy of
my good friend Pantsy.
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I got access to a private
two-seat screening room.
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Later, dillweed.
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Brad, I've gotta
see OctoCop.
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Can I borrow that card?
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Why, sure! Here ya go,
little brother!
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Wow... Thanks, Brad.
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(LAUGHS) You actually
trusted me? Dillweed.
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Psst! Don't let him
get away with that!
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You gotta see this movie!
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It's awesome times eight.
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(BONES CRACKING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, April,
my future girlfriend...
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Is today the day
you finally don't
shoot me down?
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(NARRATOR READS)
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(NARRATOR READS)
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(NARRATOR READS)
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But today is different!
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Between the access card
and my first chest hair,
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this is the day of The Brad!
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Why hello! I...
No.
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(NARRATOR READING)
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APRIL: Oh, how cute!
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Awesome helmet, dude!
And those gloves?
Totally sweet.
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00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:16,915
This is my brother Kick.
Isn't he just the greatest?
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I've always wanted
a little brother.
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My older sister used to
beat me up, push me around,
and stuff me into trash cans.
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Does that mean you'll
go out with me?
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Because maybe my
super cool little bro
wants to come, too.
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What are you...
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Aw, well... I can't say
no to you two!
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So then it's a date, right?
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Right after my awesome
big bro gives me
his golden access card...
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(LAUGHS) Why of course,
awesome little bro!
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Cool! See you at 7:00.
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Okay, cough up that card.
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Not till after my date!
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How can I be sure
you won't stuff me in
a garbage can again?
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Well, I guess you'll just
have to trust me.
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Okay. Deal.
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Your hands are sticky.
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Don't try to change me.
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00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:07,165
Oh, April is so gonna be
my lady-woman.
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So what's the plan?
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00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:10,581
What? I didn't plan anything.
I spent the whole day
Brad-scaping.
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(LAUGHING)
This is gonna be
the worst date ever.
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No, it's not!
I've had way worse!
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I mean,
take it back!
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APRIL:
What's going on?
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Oh, April, my sweet,
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my keen little bro just
had something in his eye.
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All gone now.
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Helmet dude! High five!
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00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,327
Yeah! High-five!
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So what's the plan?
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The plan, uh, well,
it's awesome...
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And, uh...
Kick knows it!
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All right, little brother.
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What's the awesome plan?
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So, April, my date,
how's the hamburger
on a stick business?
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Your little brother
is amazing!
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(FAKE LAUGHS) Yeah.
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00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:05,579
You know what
else is amazing?
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Your emerald eyes.
I'd like to make them
into earrings.
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00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:09,245
And then sell you
those earrings.
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But not before
I replace your eyes,
255
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,331
so that you could see
the beauty of
your eye earrings.
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(YAWNS)
257
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(CHEERS)
Tear it up, dude!
258
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,328
Oh, dearest brother Kick?
What else do you have planned?
259
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That doesn't involve stunts?
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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I've never met anyone who
could keep up with me!
262
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Man, you're good!
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The best.
264
00:15:54,625 --> 00:15:57,575
Hey, Brad!
Wow, look at your
little brother's hot date!
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That's it!
266
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,752
Hey! What's the big idea?
This is my date!
267
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,170
Brad, is everything
okay here?
268
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,786
Um, why, yes! Why would
anything be wrong?
269
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,212
May I have a word with you?
270
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:22,285
This isn't fair! Here I am,
the Brad, and April just wants
to hang out with you!
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She's got good taste.
272
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,457
Well, guess what,
lover boy?
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00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:27,708
You don't get that
access card unless you
make her fall for me!
274
00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:29,419
Hey! You're making up
new rules!
275
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,707
I knew I couldn't trust you!
276
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,499
Forget this,
I'm outta here.
277
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,420
Wait, I mean it this time!
You can trust me.
278
00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:37,829
Hey, Buttowski,
it'll be worth it.
279
00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:45,207
Fine. I'll make
your date go well.
280
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,578
But then I get that card!
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Deal!
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00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,080
Your hands
are still sticky.
283
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,333
Not gonna change!
284
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,165
Look at those
beautiful roses.
285
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,036
They'll look even more
beautiful when you're
holding them! I...
286
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,421
Twenty bucks?
287
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,581
(GASPS) The sticky hand!
288
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,495
(YELLS) Get it off!
Get it off! What the heck!
289
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,535
Oh, Brad!
Your hands are
so non-sticky!
290
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,462
Keep up the good work, kid!
291
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,458
And you'll get to see
OctoCop, starring me,
Rock Callahan!
292
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,458
And don't forget,
nothing makes
a Rock Callahan movie
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like some official
Rock Callahan carrot sticks!
294
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,542
Let's rock with carrot sticks!
295
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,080
Whee!
296
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,751
Ew... What's that smell?
297
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,043
Ah, minty fresh.
298
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,423
Brad! I love it!
299
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,997
I'm so glad,
dear sweet April!
300
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,417
Wow, Brad.
I had my doubts
in the beginning, but...
301
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:23,247
Hmm... How about we go into
the Tunnel of Smoochin'.
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Alone.
303
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:29,495
Oh, yes, April, my date!
Just one second!
304
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,460
Great work, dillweed!
She's totally into me!
305
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,288
Of course she is, Brad.
You're a Buttowski.
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00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,040
(NARRATOR READS)
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00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:42,791
She wants to go in
the Tunnel of Smoochin'.
Alone!
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00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,382
So I'll take it from here.
309
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:45,785
And the access card?
310
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,462
Well, you earned it,
awesome little brother.
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00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:53,212
Finally! I get to see...
312
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APRIL: OctoCop:
Eight Arms of Justice!
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00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,245
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
314
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,540
I love Rock Callahan!
I totally wanna
see this movie!
315
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,422
But it's sold out for,
like, two weeks.
316
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,633
April, my date! I can
take you right now!
317
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,035
We can see it now
with my golden access card.
318
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,671
(GASPS) Awesome!
319
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,417
I'm gonna freshen up, then
we'll head to the movie!
320
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,787
You lied, Brad!
We had a deal.
321
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:20,582
And we shook on it, twice!
I trusted you!
322
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,583
You should've learned by now
that you can never trust me!
323
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,713
Now go skate down
a mountain or something.
324
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,039
I'm about to get my lips
smooched so good...
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00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:46,501
(YELLING)
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00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,920
(BRAD STRAINING)
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00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,580
Ha! You throw like a girl.
328
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,333
Hey! I'm a girl.
329
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,575
En garde!
330
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,831
(SIGHS) Really?
331
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,205
(SCREAMS)
332
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,543
Got any last words?
Look behind you.
333
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,462
Ha! Yeah, right.
That's the oldest
trick in the...
334
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,378
APRIL: Brad!
335
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,535
I don't believe this!
I thought you were
a nice guy...
336
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:56,792
April, I...
A gentleman...
337
00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,632
No, April! It's...
And a good big brother!
338
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,205
But... But...
But the movie!
339
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,708
With you? No, thanks.
340
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,963
Come on, Kick.
Let's go see OctoCop.
341
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,627
But April, my lady-woman!
342
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,375
Way to go, Kick!
See ya at the movie!
343
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,035
And remember, kids,
don't forget to eat
your carrot sticks,
344
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,461
OCTOCOP: Do girls
fly south when you
open your mouth?
345
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,878
Then try my Deltoid mints
and they'll come
flocking back.
346
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,245
Punch bad breath in the face
with Rock Callahan's Deltoids.
347
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,460
The curiously buff mint.
348
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,918
ANNOUNCER: Birds not
guaranteed to land
on your shoulders.