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♪ Kick, Kick,
Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski, Buttowski
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick Buttowski! ♪
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Yay, Halloween!
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The one day I can
dress up like Kick
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without my mom taking me
to the couch doctor.
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(SCREAMING)
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-BOY 1: Trick or treat!
-BOY 2: Trick or treat!
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Oh, how cute, Gunther.
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You're a darling
little ballerina!
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Actually, Mrs. Buttowski,
I'm famed Viking warrior
Thor Thorsen.
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He was so fierce in battle,
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he wore purple tights
to avoid intimidating
his own men.
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Trick or treat?
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Make way
for Billy Stumps!
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(IMITATING BILLY STUMPS)
Now, who's gonna
pay for my truck?
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Check it out, Kick.
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Found this
elephant poncho online.
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Only thing big enough
to hold our candy haul.
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We hitting every house
in town again?
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Same as last year.
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Trick or treat!
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Trick or...
Treat!
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Trick or treat!
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Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
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Oh, yeah!
And this year, we'll
trick-or-treat even faster.
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Nothing will
stand in our way.
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(BOTH IMITATING HORN HONKING)
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BOTH: Trick or treat!
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Happy Halloween, boys.
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What are you
doing here?
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I'm your next door
neighbor, Brain-owski.
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Seeing as you're here,
wanna check out my
rockin' Halloween party?
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Would love to.
But unfortunately,
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Gunther and I have
more important business
than your "rocking"...
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Halloween party!
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(GUNTHER WHOOPING)
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Gunther,
you've got five minutes.
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This is the worst
Halloween party ever!
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(DISTORTED)
Shh! Quiet, Buttowski!
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Who's he
supposed to be?
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The speed of light. Duh!
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Give it a chance, Kick.
Maybe Kendall's going to
show a scary movie.
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Oh, look!
Bobbing for apples!
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Hi, Kick.
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KENDALL: Attention everyone!
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You there,
the ballerina in the corner!
Please take your seats!
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It's Thor Thorsen.
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Your assigned seats.
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Kick! You're beside me!
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KENDALL: Lights!
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Oh, goodie!
The scary movie's
about to start!
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(READING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL GROANING)
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A report?
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The origins of the holiday
we call "Halloween"
are mysterious indeed.
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Why we're staying here
is the real mystery.
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Let's go.
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Hey!
My Halloween presentation
isn't over, Clarence! Lights!
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It is for me.
I already know what
Halloween is all about.
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Trick-or-treating.
And I'm gonna hit
every house in Mellowbrook.
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-Ha!
-Ha what?
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I know for a fact
there's one house
you've never gone to.
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Which one?
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That one.
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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The Van Der
Deth Mansion?
It's haunted!
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No one ever
trick-or-treats there!
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(SNORING)
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It's a scientific fact
that no one who goes
in that place ever comes out.
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Ever. Ever!
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(SCOFFS) Fairy tales.
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Then why haven't you
trick-or-treated there?
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ALL: Ooh!
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Well, technically
I'm not even sure
it's in Mellowbrook.
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And we're on
a tight schedule.
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Plus does anyone
really believe...
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It's okay, Kick.
You can admit
you're scared.
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ALL: Ooh!
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Fine. Tonight,
I, Kick Buttowski,
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in the guise
of Billy Stumps,
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will be the first person
to ever trick-or-treat
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the Van Der Deth Mansion!
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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KENDALL: Lights!
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Gunther,
time to make history.
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One thing I've
noticed about history,
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a lot of people get hurt.
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Don't worry, Gunther.
If you see any ghosts,
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-your ballerina costume
will scare them away.
-(SNICKERS)
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I'm Thor Thorsen!
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Can we leave, too?
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No!
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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
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As I was saying,
the origins of the
holiday we call Halloween
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are mysterious indeed.
The ancient Celts...
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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I don't know
about this, Kick.
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Gunther,
there's a light on.
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That's the
universal sign for
trick-or-treaters welcome.
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(GATE CREAKING)
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Yeah. That sounds inviting.
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Look at this place!
There's no point in
trick-or-treating here.
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I doubt they
even have any candy.
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It's not
about the candy.
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It is for me!
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Gunther,
we have to do this!
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To silence Kendall, sure,
but more importantly,
to be legends.
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Forever known as
the first to trick-or-treat
the Van Der Deth mansion.
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(SHRIEKS)
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Relax, Gunther.
I'm sure those are just
Halloween decorations.
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Like these fake cobwebs
and plastic spider
I just walked into?
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, totally fake.
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(LAUGHING)
Totally fake.
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(BATS SCREECHING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMS)
Nobody's home. Let's go.
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Look! Ghosts!
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Relax, Gunther.
It's just covered furniture.
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Furniture ghosts?
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Is there someone
right behind me?
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Calm down.
It's just an
old suit of armor.
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See? Nothing to
be afraid of.
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(STUTTERING)
Did you see that?
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It tried to kill me!
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It's probably
just the wind.
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(SCREAMING)
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Gunther!
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This house isn't haunted.
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Now take a deep breath,
and follow me.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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You're right, Kick,
I feel much better. Oh!
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-Kick!
-Gunther?
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Gunther! Where are you?
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Gunther! (ECHOING)
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Gunther?
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Gunther?
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(SCREECHING)
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Hey! What'd you do
with Gunther?
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I said, what did you
do with Gunther?
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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(SCREAMS)
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(YELLS)
(MEOWING)
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(SIGHS) Just a cat.
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I knew this house
wasn't haunted.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING)
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Gunther?
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Is that you?
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(ROARING)
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(EVIL LAUGHTER)
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(SCREAMING)
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BOTH: (DISTORTED) There is no
escape from the ghosts of
Van Der Deth Mansion!
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(TOLLING)
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They were right!
This house is haunted!
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OLD WOMAN:
Why did you come here?
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To...
To trick or treat.
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Thank goodness.
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(MEOWS)
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I'm Mary Van Der Deth.
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And I've been waiting
so long to hand out
candy to you kids.
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You... Huh?
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Oh, I love Halloween.
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We even turned
our mansion into
a haunted house.
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(MACHINES POWERING DOWN)
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My late husband
made our fortune
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selling the scariest
decorations in town.
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Cool! But your floor.
It ate my friend!
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You mean Thor Thorsen?
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GUNTHER: I'm a balleri...
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Hey!
She got it right!
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(CHUCKLING)
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Gunther! You're alive!
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Better than alive.
She has lemon squares.
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(GASPS) Gunther!
The spider! It's real!
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Stand back!
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His name is Terrance.
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I do apologize
about the broken floorboard.
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Been meaning
to get that fixed.
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And another thing.
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I buy candy
year after year,
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hoping the kids
will finally visit me.
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BOTH: Candy?
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Since you two
were brave enough
to trick-or-treat here,
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it's all yours.
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Too bad
no one's here to see
this beautiful sight.
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Yeah. Wait a sec.
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Beautiful, huh, buddy?
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Mrs. Van Der Deth.
How'd you like to finally
get some visitors?
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That would be
a trick of a treat!
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Now the word Halloween
dates back to the
16th century Scotland.
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No candy? Ha!
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I knew you were too
scared to trick-or-treat
at the mansion, Clarence.
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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You actually went there?
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Oh, we went there.
And so will you.
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-(ALL GASPING)
-What did he say?
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Follow me if you wanna
go to an awesome Halloween
party for a change.
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Oh, right.
Like anyone wants to
go to a creepy old...
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(SNORING)
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Party!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Now that's a party.
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(SQUEAKING)
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Same time next year?
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Absolutely!
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No, Terrance.
You didn't finish
all your flies at dinner.
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Oh, like I can
say no to you.
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(WOLF HOWLING)
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Salem, Massachusetts
was the site of the
famous witch trials.
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While not technically
associated with Halloween,
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these trials are
well worth describing
in great detail.
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(OWL HOOTING)
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BRAD: It was a night
just like tonight.
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In these very woods,
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two dillweeds
sat around their campfire,
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unaware that the
spirits of the forest were
closing in all around them.
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(LAUGHING VICIOUSLY)
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(SCREAMS)
I do believe in spooks!
I do! I do!
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There's no such thing
as ghosts, Brad.
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Oh, no? Then how
do you explain this?
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(GASPS)
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(VOMITING)
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We didn't make
Mom and Dad force you
to drive us out here
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to tell us
lame ghost stories.
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We came here
to pay respects
to a true pioneer.
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Dead Man Dave.
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He disappeared
on this very spot,
20 years ago today.
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-Lame.
-Lame?
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Dead Man Dave
was the most pure
skater who ever lived!
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He didn't skate
for the money,
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he didn't skate
for the chicks.
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He skated for the
purity of the sport.
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No fame? No chicks?
More like Dead Man Lame.
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(GASPS) It's the...
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(STUTTERING)
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He's gone all koo-koo.
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Ghost of Dead Man Dave!
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Have fun
walking home, suckers!
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I guess we'll have
to follow the road
and walk back home.
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Nuh-uh.
I know a shortcut.
That way.
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Deep through
the dark, scary forest?
252
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:53,633
Yep.
We'll beat them home
in half the time.
253
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,825
What about the
ghost of Dead Man Dave?
254
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:58,384
Gunther, there's no
such thing as ghosts.
255
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,875
Well then how did Brad
do that to his finger?
256
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,960
Are we lost yet?
257
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,079
No.
258
00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:11,829
Are we lost yet?
259
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:12,924
No.
260
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,498
Are we lost yet?
261
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:22,625
Yes. Yes, we are lost.
262
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,205
(SIGHS) Good.
Lemme call my Mom
to pick us up.
263
00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:26,418
Hmm. No service.
264
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,673
No service.
265
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:30,793
No service.
266
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,042
(SIGHS)
267
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:41,423
There! Hey, Kick,
I finally got...
268
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:44,627
Paul... Paul Bunyan!
It's Paul Bunyan!
269
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,495
It's just
a statue, Gunther.
270
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,880
Hmm. Lot one and Lot two.
271
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,538
A parking shuttle!
272
00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:53,882
We must be
in the middle
273
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,205
of some long
forgotten parking lot!
274
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:58,832
Parking lot for what?
275
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,330
It's an abandoned
amusement park.
276
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,333
All to ourselves.
277
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,503
BOTH: An abandoned
278
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:18,833
amusement park!
279
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:18,830
An abandoned
280
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:21,544
(SOFTLY) An abandoned
amusement park.
281
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:22,832
Yes! Yes! Yes!
282
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,294
(SCREAMING)
283
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,631
(BOTH WHOOPING)
284
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,171
(CHEERING)
285
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,378
Maybe we should
forget about the rides.
286
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,961
This park
is amazing, Gunther!
287
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,169
I wonder why
they closed it?
288
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,626
I bet it used to be
all space-age and cool,
289
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:07,075
but then they had
a Jules Verne-style update
in the '90s and ruined it.
290
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:09,173
You know what, Gunther?
291
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:10,876
I bet you're right!
292
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,415
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
293
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:18,077
ANNOUNCER ON TV:
We'll be right back,
after these messages!
294
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,333
ANNOUNCER 1:
It's getting late.
295
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:21,423
(READING)
296
00:15:22,959 --> 00:15:24,539
Stupid commercial.
297
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,040
My heart,
it feels so heavy.
298
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:35,081
ANNOUNCER: And now back
to Tankini Lumberjacks!
299
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,293
Tankini!
300
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,666
The Wild West Show
starts in 15 minutes!
301
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:42,997
You wanna come, Kick?
Sounds exciting!
302
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,420
Not this time, Gunther.
I wanna hit some games.
303
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,707
Suit yourself!
I'll save you a seat
just in case!
304
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,419
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
305
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,670
MAN 1 ON TV:
I can't go on.
306
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:55,917
MAN 2 ON TV:
No, Brother. I shall not
leave you behind!
307
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,417
(BLOWS NOSE)
308
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,787
I know how hard
it is for you.
309
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:04,332
But again,
I beg of you, please
go on without me.
310
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:07,383
No, Brother.
I shall never
leave your side.
311
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,535
(SOBS) So tender!
312
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,080
Front row!
313
00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,173
Yeah!
314
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:23,789
(CLATTERING)
315
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,172
Hey, who threw that?
316
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,416
Who is that?
317
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,210
You can come out.
I know someone's here!
318
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,378
Brad?
319
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:41,424
I saw you!
Okay, Brad!
I know it's you!
320
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,127
Horace? Pantsy?
321
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,825
Not funny, Brad!
322
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,251
(YELLS)
323
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,083
Yeah! (EXCLAIMS)
324
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,133
Huh. Must have
been the pre-show.
325
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,878
(BRAD SOBBING)
326
00:17:10,542 --> 00:17:12,542
(HUMMING)
Oh, hey, Bradley.
327
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:14,462
You wouldn't happen
to know where your
brother is, would you?
328
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,328
Get off my back, Dad!
I'll find him!
329
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:18,043
Okay?
I'll find him!
330
00:17:18,041 --> 00:17:22,381
Don't you ever
question the unbreakable
bond between two brothers!
331
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,167
Never!
332
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,785
What was that all about?
333
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:33,502
I'm not too sure,
but I think our baby boy
has taken his first steps
334
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,330
to becoming a man.
335
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,583
Hmm. Well,
how about you help me
finish the dishes?
336
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,627
I swear, Brad.
If that's you...
337
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,747
Oh, it's on.
338
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,673
Your move, bad boy.
339
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:03,541
Brad!
Let's get out of the forest
and drive on some real roads!
340
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:07,132
I've gotta find
my little brother!
I'm coming for you, Kick!
341
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,503
This guy's good.
342
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,133
Four score
and seven years ago...
343
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:44,287
End of the line.
You've got nowhere
else to go.
344
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,751
My board!
345
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,500
Oh, my gosh!
You found my
hidden board?
346
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,210
Your board? (GASPS)
347
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,878
If this is your board
then you must be
348
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,955
(GULPS)
Dead Man Dave?
349
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:55,039
Half true.
350
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:00,537
You're alive?
351
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:03,002
You're Alive Man Dave!
What up.
352
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,710
I can't believe this!
This is crazy!
353
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,209
But why? Why?
354
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:08,538
Why did you
disappear, Dave? Why?
355
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,962
Oh, man.
It was a night
just like tonight.
356
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:12,379
(THUNDER CRACKLING)
357
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,915
I dunno.
I just got
sick of it, dude.
358
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,627
I mean, yeah,
I had the money.
359
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:17,915
Yeah, I had the chicks.
360
00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,127
But I didn't
want any of that.
361
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,455
I did it for the
purity of the sport!
362
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,461
Oh, this rules!
363
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,418
I can't wait to tell
everybody you're alive!
364
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:29,537
Nuh-uh, dude!
I came here to escape
that crazy world!
365
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,832
No one can know
I'm here, understand?
366
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:35,754
Please.
Promise me that
you'll keep me a secret.
367
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,000
Don't worry.
Your secret's
safe with me.
368
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,580
No one will ever
know about this place.
369
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,253
Or you.
370
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,670
(HORN HONKING)
371
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,333
Kick! Oh!
372
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,583
Oh! You're okay!
You're okay!
373
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:52,423
Wait a minute.
What is this place?
374
00:19:52,417 --> 00:19:55,957
Uh, well,
you found me, Brad!
We best be on our way!
375
00:19:55,959 --> 00:19:58,129
Not a chance!
This is my new hangout!
376
00:19:58,125 --> 00:20:00,325
We're gonna be here
all the time!
377
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,583
Maybe do it up
all Jules Verne-style.
378
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:04,043
Brad, no! You can't!
379
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,791
Oh, yeah?
Who's gonna make me?
380
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,632
(GASPS) A...
381
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:08,915
What's your problem?
382
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,667
(STUTTERING) A ghost!
383
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,747
Ha! There's no
such thing as...
384
00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:14,580
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
385
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,003
ALL: It's the ghost
of Dead Man Dave!
386
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,077
(ALL SCREAMING)
387
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,543
And they
went wee-wee-wee
all the way home.
388
00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,832
I guess they won't
be coming back here.
389
00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:42,214
I guess I won't
be coming back here
for a while, either.
390
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,248
Aren't you
gonna be bored
with no one around?
391
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,210
Nah, dude.
Don't worry about me.
392
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,628
I'll keep myself busy.
393
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,415
I've actually been
doing a western show
394
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,917
every 15 minutes
for the past 20 years.
395
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,457
But no one
ever goes to that.
396
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,962
Well, it's been great
hanging out with you, Dave.
397
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,209
I guess
I'll see you around.
398
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,960
Or not.
399
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,879
You know, dude.
I was thinkin'.
400
00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,995
This coaster's
lookin' pretty shabby.
401
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,380
-It needs
a killer test run.
-You mean...
402
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,075
You know
what my motto is, dude.
403
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,543
-"Do it all..."
-"And then some!"
404
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,002
(BOTH WHOOPING)
405
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,538
Chimichanga!
406
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,383
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
407
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:30,165
(BOOING)